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SAMURAI WOMBAT IIC
« on: 26 January 2011, 01:51:44 »
Long ago, on a forgotten thread (many site incarnations ago), I, Achoo, Mood-Shifting Master of Darkness, unleashed an unspeakable evil! We will not speak of that now. But a samurai Wombat wielding a magic marker stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final anvil was dropped, I tore open a portal in time and flung him into the real world, where she was married and has children. Somewhat confusing, that last part, I will admit. Now my evil is law! But the fool seeks to return to CBT and undo the future that is Achoo....
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Re: SAMURAI WOMBAT IIC
« Reply #1 on: 26 January 2011, 03:47:09 »
<Twy HCs Achoo...using Da Skwer'z nut sack...er...bag full of acorns>

Shad-ap!
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Re: SAMURAI WOMBAT IIC
« Reply #2 on: 26 January 2011, 03:48:29 »
OMG TWY!  YOU'RE ALIVE!

HUGCRUSH!

(It's Loo, for reference)
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Re: SAMURAI WOMBAT IIC
« Reply #3 on: 26 January 2011, 03:49:49 »
*twitches then pulls out some popcorn..this should be interesting...*
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Re: SAMURAI WOMBAT IIC
« Reply #4 on: 26 January 2011, 06:09:22 »

Quote from: Scotty on 26 January 2011, 03:48:29
OMG TWY!  YOU'RE ALIVE!

HUGCRUSH!

(It's Loo, for reference)

<Groan>

Yeah, I live. Got my fuzzy butt on the Toaster Lovers most wanted list, and had to lay low for a while, but yeah I'm alive and now well. All I can say is that you would not believe some of the crap I was able snag from the computers of the Robes...

<Hands Loo and Mara multi-data crystal carrying cases>

...I want you both to keep these, since not all of our regulars have returned yet. The data crystals I handed you hold data that can be considered priceless. I won't go into detail, but there are things in there that will...well...mess your paradigm. I'll give a small hint in one area: imagine 150+ ton 'Mechs.

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Re: SAMURAI WOMBAT IIC
« Reply #5 on: 26 January 2011, 09:15:39 »
[Wombat, sitting nearby as Achoo monologues, smiles a big toothy grin as he drops a firecracker down Achoo's pants and then hides inside Achoo's microwave oven.]

**snicker**

"He'll never find me in here!"
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Re: SAMURAI WOMBAT IIC
« Reply #6 on: 26 January 2011, 10:52:42 »
*Hellbie, not realizing the hiding place of the blue terror, starts some popcorn*
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Re: SAMURAI WOMBAT IIC
« Reply #7 on: 26 January 2011, 11:05:49 »
Falchion wanders into the thread. He looks around and shakes himself off, releasing tiny pink pellets that roll into the recesses of the thread and start growing...
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Re: SAMURAI WOMBAT IIC
« Reply #8 on: 26 January 2011, 11:40:57 »
[The microwave becomes a sea of popping blue. Unfortunately Hellbie doesn't notice this as he takes his bowl of blue popcorn into a dark theater and starts watching a bad alien movie. Little by little the blue popcorn reconstitutes in JadeHellBringer's stomach until Wombat finds himself put back together in his belly.]

*stretch*

*CREAK*

**SPLAT!!**

[Wombat burst out of JadeHellbringer's belly wearing a small tophat and holding a cane.]

"Hello my baby, Hello my honey, Hello my ragtime gal..."

JadeHellbringer: "....not again."  **plunk**
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Re: SAMURAI WOMBAT IIC
« Reply #9 on: 26 January 2011, 11:45:47 »
*sigh*   [wildandcrazy] [applause]
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Re: SAMURAI WOMBAT IIC
« Reply #10 on: 26 January 2011, 12:33:07 »
Quote from: StCptMara on 26 January 2011, 03:49:49
*twitches then pulls out some popcorn..this should be interesting...*
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Re: SAMURAI WOMBAT IIC
« Reply #11 on: 26 January 2011, 12:45:17 »
"Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all week...try the turtle soup."

[Wombat smiles a big toothy grin at Trboturtle.]
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Re: SAMURAI WOMBAT IIC
« Reply #12 on: 26 January 2011, 13:43:01 »
Quote from: Wombat on 26 January 2011, 12:45:17
"Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all week...try the turtle soup."

[Wombat smiles a big toothy grin at Trboturtle.]


 [AAAH][AAAH] [AAAH] [AAAH] [AAAH] [AAAH] [AAAH]

*runs away screaming*
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Re: SAMURAI WOMBAT IIC
« Reply #13 on: 26 January 2011, 13:46:30 »
[Wombat shrugs and puts his head back in his pouch and continues enriching uranium.]
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Re: SAMURAI WOMBAT IIC
« Reply #14 on: 26 January 2011, 13:57:05 »
"Excuse me," Falchion says to Hellbie. "I seem to have lost my pet, can you help me find him?"
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Re: SAMURAI WOMBAT IIC
« Reply #15 on: 26 January 2011, 14:05:31 »
[A completely random elephant wearing a shower cap falls on Falchion.]
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Re: SAMURAI WOMBAT IIC
« Reply #16 on: 26 January 2011, 14:24:02 »
Pink tentacles reach out from the shadows and grab the elephant before dragging it into the shadows. Shortly thereafter, the elephant emerges, noticeably bulgy in odd spots and walking unevenly while leaking pink floof.

"Moo, I'm an elephant."
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Re: SAMURAI WOMBAT IIC
« Reply #17 on: 26 January 2011, 14:26:27 »
"KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!"
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Re: SAMURAI WOMBAT IIC
« Reply #18 on: 26 January 2011, 14:32:38 »
Lowrolling climbs out of the remains of a bombed out toilet armed with a backpack sprayer of lysol and noticably shaken for having unleashed 20 foot tall Falchions and Weirdos upon this dimension. The prophet is here to proclaim the only way to save us all...... EVERYBODY START DRINKING ALL OF THE BEER!!!!! Satisfied the Prophet then hands Wombat a six pack to fulfill the prophecy.
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Re: SAMURAI WOMBAT IIC
« Reply #19 on: 26 January 2011, 14:33:05 »
"Boo hoo, I don't speak moo to you while on the loo."

[Wombat appears to be using one of the nearby fake trees as a toliet.]
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Re: SAMURAI WOMBAT IIC
« Reply #20 on: 26 January 2011, 14:39:01 »
"I've heard that name before.  It came to me in a half-remembered dream.

"Are you here to kill me, Wombat?"
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Re: SAMURAI WOMBAT IIC
« Reply #21 on: 26 January 2011, 14:50:01 »
"Of course not...but I do have some goodies I'd like to sell you."

[Wombat pulls an ACME pamplet out of his pouch and begins going over items for sale. After a few minutes, Wombat decides that its far too expensive without random dumb luck of money falling from the sky, so he waddles off and starts doing a money-rain dance. Wombat puts some ostrich feathers on his nose and begins dancing and beating his pouch while uttering the complete cartoon mantra of Monte Python in yiddish.]

*WHAM!!*

[The money rain dance worked! A large safe falls on top of Scotty.]
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Re: SAMURAI WOMBAT IIC
« Reply #22 on: 26 January 2011, 15:05:52 »
*turtle Cracks the safe, removes the money, levase Wombat 40%, then vanishes into the shadows.....*

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Re: SAMURAI WOMBAT IIC
« Reply #23 on: 26 January 2011, 15:12:30 »
* Scotty uses his Gather Information skill to find trboturtle's whereabouts.

/roll 1d20+8

Server:  ***Scotty has rolled a 12+8 for a total of 20 on 1d20+8.***

* Scotty lopes off in a random direction.
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Re: SAMURAI WOMBAT IIC
« Reply #24 on: 26 January 2011, 15:45:35 »
"Woo hoo...money of the Gods!"

[Wombat dumps the cash in a large bowl, chops some carrots, tomatoes, onions, and a little sprikle of urinal cake on top before adding a fat-free vinegarette dressing to his "salad" before eating it. Wombat appears to fart dollar signs.]
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Re: SAMURAI WOMBAT IIC
« Reply #25 on: 26 January 2011, 16:33:48 »
That's rich!  [wildandcrazy]
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Re: SAMURAI WOMBAT IIC
« Reply #26 on: 26 January 2011, 16:37:39 »
The bulgy elephant stumbles off, smashing into walls as it tries to move around.
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Re: SAMURAI WOMBAT IIC
« Reply #27 on: 26 January 2011, 19:44:15 »
The bulgy elephant falls down into the cleverly disgused pit trap, cleverly hidden by the yellow and black warning stripes painted on the ground, the bright orange cover of the cleverly desguised pit trap with the label "WARNING Depth 30 Pit Trap", and the flashing red "DANGER PIT TRAP" neon sign and arrow directly over the trap.
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Re: SAMURAI WOMBAT IIC
« Reply #28 on: 26 January 2011, 19:47:08 »
"Oooohhh! Ball pit!"

[Wombat dumps 3,984 balling balls in the pit and jumps in after them.]
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Re: SAMURAI WOMBAT IIC
« Reply #29 on: 26 January 2011, 21:37:34 »
[SamuraiMessiah walks in dressed in full samurai gear]

[Dubbed three seconds after lips move] You can not defeat me.  Your Kung Fu is no good. [/Dubbed three seconds after lips move]
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