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Re: SAMURAI WOMBAT IIC
« Reply #30 on: 26 January 2011, 21:45:31 »
ALL MUST DRINK THE BEER IT IS THE ONLY WAY THAT WE WILL BE SAFE!!!!!!!


The Prophet stumbles out of the room.
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Re: SAMURAI WOMBAT IIC
« Reply #31 on: 26 January 2011, 21:49:31 »
I'll drink to that! O0
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Re: SAMURAI WOMBAT IIC
« Reply #32 on: 26 January 2011, 21:51:47 »
Don't we have any scotch?  :-\
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Re: SAMURAI WOMBAT IIC
« Reply #33 on: 26 January 2011, 21:54:26 »
Yesssssssssss. Do drinks da beer my foolish widdle minded victims, er, customers. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*snort**cough**wheeze*




Wait, this is not the Salohma Club. Where is that beer?
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Re: SAMURAI WOMBAT IIC
« Reply #34 on: 26 January 2011, 21:55:17 »
Quote from: MoparMessiah on 26 January 2011, 21:51:47
Don't we have any scotch?  :-\
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The Prophet stumbles on to begin driving his sacred route on the porcelin bus.
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Re: SAMURAI WOMBAT IIC
« Reply #35 on: 26 January 2011, 22:02:42 »
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STAY OUT OF MY THRONE ROOM, YOU JACKANAPE!  [tickedoff] [tickedoff]
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Re: SAMURAI WOMBAT IIC
« Reply #36 on: 26 January 2011, 22:10:51 »
The Prophet stumbles out of the throne room and hands The Mighty Achoo a box.  Belching to him that somebody named Wombat wished for him to  have it. The Prophet then gets into the delivery vessel of the sacred messege (Beer Truck) and careens off to Sammie Hagar.
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Re: SAMURAI WOMBAT IIC
« Reply #37 on: 26 January 2011, 22:15:00 »
[Achoo tosses the box to Mopar and goes to fumigate his throne room.]
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Re: SAMURAI WOMBAT IIC
« Reply #38 on: 26 January 2011, 22:32:10 »
The Prophet realizes he cannot drive 55 while the sacred delivery vessel is up a tree. Realizing the danger that everyone is in the brave Prophet faces the truth that HE must drink the beer!!! The Prophet does his best to save everyone while bravely risking life and liver.
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Re: SAMURAI WOMBAT IIC
« Reply #39 on: 27 January 2011, 00:56:34 »
[Wombat shrugs, smiles what he hopes is a nonchalant grin and carefully leans over to one side.]

**fffffrrrrrrrt.**

[A smoking (and clinging) green cloud seems to rise out of Wombat's bottom area.]
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Re: SAMURAI WOMBAT IIC
« Reply #40 on: 27 January 2011, 05:48:01 »
The Prophet cannot help but notice that the tree where he  placed the sacred vessel is rapidly decaying. The Prophet proclaims......



THANK YOU WOMBAT!!!!!!! NOW WE MUST DRINK THE BEER BEFORE ALL SHALL PERISH!
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Re: SAMURAI WOMBAT IIC
« Reply #41 on: 27 January 2011, 07:07:25 »
Pagan lays his forehead in the palm of his hand and slowly shakes it from side to side.  "Thus it starts all over again."
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Re: SAMURAI WOMBAT IIC
« Reply #42 on: 27 January 2011, 09:08:03 »
[Wombat, now dressed in a girl scout uniform, crawls up underneath Pagan's helmet to take a shower.]
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Re: SAMURAI WOMBAT IIC
« Reply #43 on: 27 January 2011, 11:12:14 »
And thus does the desecration of Pagan's helmet begins all over again... :)
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Re: SAMURAI WOMBAT IIC
« Reply #44 on: 27 January 2011, 11:48:11 »
Don't I know it.  I'm hoping the fuzzy blue beast at least turns the water off all the way this time.  I thought I was having male menapause issues last time.
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Re: SAMURAI WOMBAT IIC
« Reply #45 on: 27 January 2011, 11:53:38 »
;D Your helmet, your problem dude!
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Re: SAMURAI WOMBAT IIC
« Reply #46 on: 27 January 2011, 11:57:14 »
Quote from: Wombat on 27 January 2011, 00:56:34
[Wombat shrugs, smiles what he hopes is a nonchalant grin and carefully leans over to one side.]

**fffffrrrrrrrt.**

[A smoking (and clinging) green cloud seems to rise out of Wombat's bottom area.]

*UN offical shows and hands Wombat an order to cease and desist spreading WMDs before leaving.*

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Re: SAMURAI WOMBAT IIC
« Reply #47 on: 27 January 2011, 12:02:46 »
[...at least (for now) Wombat's underbits and smells are safely contained; but underneath Pagan's helmet.]
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Re: SAMURAI WOMBAT IIC
« Reply #48 on: 27 January 2011, 16:40:13 »
And everyone heaves a sigh of relief.  Except Pagan, for whom such an action would be lethal #P
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Re: SAMURAI WOMBAT IIC
« Reply #49 on: 27 January 2011, 19:36:16 »
Poor, poor Pagan. *chuckle* If he had any remaining hair, well, not for long. *evil cackle*
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Re: SAMURAI WOMBAT IIC
« Reply #50 on: 27 January 2011, 20:34:07 »
Quote from: The Mighty ACHOO on 27 January 2011, 19:36:16
Poor, poor Pagan. *chuckle* If he had any remaining hair, well, not for long. *evil cackle*
a condition that may soon spread to the wombat ;)
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Re: SAMURAI WOMBAT IIC
« Reply #51 on: 27 January 2011, 20:35:17 »
[Pagan's helmet appears to have a radioactive symbol on it along with three smokestacks coming out of the top along with the smell of sulpher and Worcestershire sauce.]
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Re: SAMURAI WOMBAT IIC
« Reply #52 on: 27 January 2011, 22:03:23 »
Pagan looks at the other looking at him.  "What?  It wasn't me."
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Re: SAMURAI WOMBAT IIC
« Reply #53 on: 27 January 2011, 22:28:06 »
We may need to call in the EPA dude.  [watch]
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Re: SAMURAI WOMBAT IIC
« Reply #54 on: 28 January 2011, 09:00:08 »
[Without warning, Pagan falls to the floor under the weight of two giant squid the seem to suddenly appear underneath his helmet. The squid start scooting (or whatever squid do on dry land) to get away and, in perfect squid-talk, appear to be screaming something about the blue fuzzy apocalypse.]

"Come back! I just want to stuff you in a can of alfredo sauce!"

[Pagan, unfortunately appears to have been squished, squided, flattened, ran over (twice), has multiple suction cup bruises on him, and smells like Ellen DeGeneres on a not-so-fresh day.]
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Re: SAMURAI WOMBAT IIC
« Reply #55 on: 28 January 2011, 09:01:45 »
Ahhhh man!  You had to pick Ellen?
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Re: SAMURAI WOMBAT IIC
« Reply #56 on: 28 January 2011, 09:06:35 »
[Wombat puts a clothespin on his nose.]
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Re: SAMURAI WOMBAT IIC
« Reply #57 on: 28 January 2011, 11:38:02 »
Thanks little buddy.  As Wombat woddles away Pagan take the clip off of his nose and puts it on Wombat's back-end cheeks.  Pinching them shut.  Then crawls away to clean up.
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Re: SAMURAI WOMBAT IIC
« Reply #58 on: 28 January 2011, 11:40:20 »
[Wombat's eyes begin to bug out as the pressure begins to increase...]
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Re: SAMURAI WOMBAT IIC
« Reply #59 on: 28 January 2011, 12:46:02 »
*turtle pulls into his shell and locks down everything. Steel shutteres slam down on every opening. A small perascope rises from the shell's back.*

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