Author Topic: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed (Read 203639 times)

Wombat · « **Reply #180 on:** 07 March 2011, 09:19:11 »

[In true 'toon format, Achoo rips Wombat out of his shorts and attempts to beat ShadowRaven with him. Unfortunately Achoo rips his shorts out, pummeling ShadowRaven with his underoos; leaving Wombat still wrapped around his middle.]

ShadowRaven · « **Reply #181 on:** 07 March 2011, 13:16:42 »

one has never been as pleased to see Wombat as now

Wombat · « **Reply #182 on:** 07 March 2011, 13:31:02 »

"...I think I felt it move."

sir_spamalot · « **Reply #183 on:** 31 March 2011, 08:26:23 »

Achoo still has feeling enough to move? ;)

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #184 on:** 31 March 2011, 09:48:53 »

[Achoo walks into the kitchen, returning with a nice fresh pot of Chili Inferno IIC. He proceedes to pour the pot of chili on Spammie, tosses a now willingly removed Wombat onto Spammie and legs it for a bunker.]

ShadowRaven · « **Reply #185 on:** 31 March 2011, 15:27:12 »

boots it, trying to keep up with Achoo

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #186 on:** 05 April 2011, 09:58:05 »

GO FIND YOUR OWN BUNKER!

Wolf Reaper · « **Reply #187 on:** 07 April 2011, 22:06:41 »

But this one has free HBO.

ShadowRaven · « **Reply #188 on:** 07 April 2011, 22:37:31 »

bunker? hell I thought you where going for the beer?

sir_spamalot · « **Reply #189 on:** 07 April 2011, 23:16:14 »

I like the pillows.... very plush.

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #190 on:** 08 April 2011, 12:22:15 »

Oh crap, who let Spammie into this one! Wombat is still licking the Chili Inferno (also his clothes and his skinb) off of him!

[Legs it for another bunker]

ShadowRaven · « **Reply #191 on:** 08 April 2011, 13:15:40 »

Being several degrees smarter then even himself some days, ShadowRaven simpley closes the door and locks it with a padlock, leaving Spammie, the Waombat, and the remaining Chilli Inferno secure inside. Then with a wild grin goes ff to mix up a batch of quickset mortar. Comeing back he places a large gob of it over the edge of the door, and presses an egyptuian ankh into it as a seal. Leaving it to dry he pulled out his trust sharpie and began the long drawn out task of decorateing it with hieroglyphs and images of what looked to be Egyptian gods, except for the fact that instead of jackal heads, and falcons and crocodiles, all bore then tell tale image of Wombat.

sir_spamalot · « **Reply #192 on:** 08 April 2011, 19:30:50 »

**Taps shadowraven on the shoulder and hands him wombat** He said he wants to give you a hug. **puts out the flame burning on a remaining clump of his hair while wombat gives shadowraven a hug**

ShadowRaven · « **Reply #193 on:** 10 April 2011, 22:43:35 »

Shrugs, hugs Wombat, and goes back to his drawing. "Don't suppose you have a blue marker do you?"

Wolf Reaper · « **Reply #194 on:** 11 April 2011, 22:21:14 »

*Trips Achoo as he is "Legs it"

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #195 on:** 12 April 2011, 11:37:22 »

[Teleports away in a swirl of pink]

ShadowRaven · « **Reply #196 on:** 12 April 2011, 17:21:53 »

ooooh pretty.....

Wolf Reaper · « **Reply #197 on:** 12 April 2011, 21:59:10 »

I am gonna start carrying a vacumm cleaner to catch him.

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #198 on:** 13 April 2011, 00:21:47 »

You just have pink swirly thing envy! ::)

sir_spamalot · « **Reply #199 on:** 13 April 2011, 00:47:43 »

If your pink thing is swirly you might want to have a doctor take a look.....

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #200 on:** 13 April 2011, 21:10:44 »

Like I said, pink swirly thing envy. From Spam I Am no less! ::)

sir_spamalot · « **Reply #201 on:** 14 April 2011, 08:00:13 »

Quote from: The Mighty ACHOO on 13 April 2011, 21:10:44

From Spam I Am no less! ::)

I certainly don't envy obscurely worded sentences. ;)

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #202 on:** 15 April 2011, 08:07:34 »

What is the matter? Don't like green eggs and ham? :P

ShadowRaven · « **Reply #203 on:** 16 April 2011, 18:01:12 »

Will not eat them in a box, I will not eat them with a fox (unless the fox is Courtney Cox)

sir_spamalot · « **Reply #204 on:** 17 April 2011, 12:40:32 »

Giggity giggity giggity.... heh heh alright. :D

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #205 on:** 02 May 2011, 08:48:59 »

You did that tooooooooooooooooo well Spammie. :o

sir_spamalot · « **Reply #206 on:** 05 May 2011, 23:37:17 »

I do a decent imitation of quagmire.... though my Cleveland and Herbert are better. :D

Wombat · « **Reply #207 on:** 13 May 2011, 09:04:03 »

[One of the ceiling tiles crashes out of the roof, taking with it a sleeping-on-the-job marsupial. Wombat crashes down and lands in the soup of the day. Naturally the Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar is kept "fresh" at a balmy 20,000Â°F...]

"YOOOOWWWWCH!"

[The now very awake (and quite naked) marsupial flies out of the soup of the day and lands on the ceiling fan, where he is quickly dried off. The centrifugal force of the high-speed fan tosses Wombat out and against the wall where he bounces, drops down through a waiting fresh-laundered marsupial suit hanging on a clothes line, and lands behind the bar in a perfect three-and-a-half point stance. A nearby table of judges hold up cards reading 9.2, 8.9, and 9.3. Wombat nods and begins making some drinks as if nothing happened.]

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #208 on:** 14 May 2011, 09:44:42 »

[Tosses out the soup of the day and starts a new pot of soup, with a nice armed bear trap in the bottom just in case. ::)]

Wombat · « **Reply #209 on:** 14 May 2011, 12:02:30 »

"Yum! Bear-trap soup is my favorite! I'll try just a spoonful when nobody is loo...."

**SNAP!!**

"Mffs mmt mmmd."