Author Topic: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo! (Read 133262 times)

truetanker · « **Reply #630 on:** 26 November 2019, 19:44:03 »

YeaH, he was supposed to "dink" it!

TT

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #631 on:** 27 November 2019, 19:52:28 »

Achoo not "dink". Achoo not happy. Achoo smash!
{Achoo pulls out a huuuuuuuuge hammer.)
WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM

truetanker · « **Reply #632 on:** 03 December 2019, 20:58:04 »

Sounds like someone needs their diaper changed again...

TT

Sharpnel · « **Reply #633 on:** 04 December 2019, 05:22:27 »

more like his colostomy bag

Wrangler · « **Reply #634 on:** 04 December 2019, 13:02:05 »

( Wrangler watching large iron grates, parts of kitchen appliances, outdoor furniture start smack into Achoo!!! )

SMACK! SMACK! SMACK! SMACK!

Ahhhh i think is becoming a sticky situation....

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #635 on:** 07 December 2019, 18:33:13 »

Ohhhh! Wrangler is talking Smack! Achoo amused! Hehehehehehehehe……

Achoo Smash!

SMASH!

Wrangler · « **Reply #636 on:** 09 December 2019, 08:57:49 »

(Wrangler pulls himself out of the new Wrangler-shaped wall)
Why you gone and done that?! I didn't put the ferrojuice into you! Now you look like walking junked waffle-maker with assorted parts all over.

(points to Bird of Prey) That's guy whom done the deed. Sheesh.

BirdofPrey · « **Reply #637 on:** 09 December 2019, 13:48:34 »

Maybe I didn't use enough

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #638 on:** 12 December 2019, 13:07:19 »

Stupid bird borg talking! Grating voice angers Achoo! Achoo Smash!

SMASH!

BirdofPrey · « **Reply #639 on:** 12 December 2019, 15:05:44 »

You'll never take me alive

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #640 on:** 14 December 2019, 16:57:56 »

Fine by Achoo! Achoo not want you alive!

WHAP SMASH WHAM CRASH THUMP FAAAAAAAAAAART!

Oops. My bad. Achoo apologize.

Wrangler · « **Reply #641 on:** 15 December 2019, 09:55:17 »

(Wrangler glaces from seat on the high-bar at the smashed up BoP Mk122 who's legs and arms sticked out of the hole in the floor).

I would wager that's what happens when you mess with an Achoo.

BirdofPrey · « **Reply #642 on:** 15 December 2019, 10:06:54 »

You're not not not s-s-s-orry.

Self destruct-ruct-ruct seq-q-q-qence activated
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*BoP explodes*

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #643 on:** 18 December 2019, 00:09:23 »

BoP obviously defective product of Clangacorp. Cannot even count down right.

Wrangler · « **Reply #644 on:** 18 December 2019, 07:08:19 »

You made a lovely fire pit inside your bar, Achoo.
(Wrangler glances side ways seeing the hole in what may have been mahogany wood floor with ferrcocement floor fire where former BoP avatar was apparently trigger a fire under the bar.)

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #645 on:** 18 December 2019, 14:29:50 »

THE BOOZE IS BURNING! ABANDON BAR!

Wrangler · « **Reply #646 on:** 18 December 2019, 22:26:44 »

(Everyone makes dash outside to the former Mobile HQ with the bar inside. With sudden rumble of Fusion engine, neolights of the old Tac ops system comes on and lights wooden bar inside with it's collection of booze.)

Well, that's better.

(Peeking inside, watches smoke continue to bellow from the Lair)
Hope you have good warranty, i think the Keystone Fireman are on their way, Achoo.

BirdofPrey · « **Reply #647 on:** 19 December 2019, 06:31:52 »

A BoP Industries Backup BoP Bot^TM observes the bar patrons entering the backup bar

I'll have you know, Achoo, not only are all of my cyber clones BoP Industries Top Quality^TM products. Our Ear to the Ground^TM hears all.
Perhaps you'd like to buy some BoP Industries Fire and Random Acts of God insurance?

Wrangler · « **Reply #648 on:** 19 December 2019, 08:43:20 »

Random acts of BoP insurance. With perhaps extra fees?

BirdofPrey · « **Reply #649 on:** 19 December 2019, 13:57:25 »

You don't need insurance in case of me, unless you're suggesting I am some sort of random god.
Do note, however, Wombat related damages are NOT covered under any of our policies.

Wrangler · « **Reply #650 on:** 19 December 2019, 14:11:27 »

Considering your flaming corpse of your previous body caused the fire that burned the booze into a inferno.

BirdofPrey · « **Reply #651 on:** 19 December 2019, 14:45:48 »

That's a mere accidental fire. That 151 is dangerous you know.

Wrangler · « **Reply #652 on:** 24 December 2019, 11:47:21 »

Accident??? That thing self destructed the bar into alcohol fueled inferno in the basement.
Many ferret firemen are lossing their disposable lives to put it out.

BirdofPrey · « **Reply #653 on:** 24 December 2019, 12:03:20 »

How was I supposed to know I'd ignite the bar?
Besides, if it's arson you're suggesting, it was Achoo's fault.

Wrangler · « **Reply #654 on:** 24 December 2019, 13:22:05 »

You self destructed. You detonated explosions in flammable area. xp

Wrangler · « **Reply #655 on:** 24 December 2019, 22:56:44 »

oh hell! Wombat flying by again bring Xmas Cheer! (runs into the bunker near by that's NOT burning)

[Merry Christmas everyone]

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #656 on:** 26 December 2019, 19:17:28 »

Crap. Another lair destroyed. Ow well, onto the next lair! Good thing I have a lot of them.

BirdofPrey · « **Reply #657 on:** 26 December 2019, 22:19:55 »

How much is the volume discount on bars?

Wrangler · « **Reply #658 on:** 27 December 2019, 20:30:17 »

(Meanwhile outside Wombat's Pass, Weasel-Drop-And-Go Enterprises drops off a newly decommissioned bunker fresh Lair & Bar from the Friendly Clankcorp Pouring Company. They spray pray painted it's upper parts neo-pink and purple with Neon-Sign the wording
"Achoo's Lair...Fine Dining & Cat Girl Services"

truetanker · « **Reply #659 on:** 01 January 2020, 21:53:45 »

* From Truetanker's " Jutebox "...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t039p6xqutU

Happy Holidays ya filthy animals.... keep da change!

TT