Author Topic: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed (Read 198790 times)

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #990 on:** 19 August 2015, 12:28:26 »

It soon will be...........it soon will be. 8)

BirdofPrey · « **Reply #991 on:** 19 August 2015, 12:50:07 »

Sounds like we have an expert witness here. You'll note the wording does not exclude the possibility of a dropship landing that is definitely stolen, but makes everyone think it does.

Don't worry. I'll catch you in a lie eventually.
Then
. . .
Then
. . .
well something

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #992 on:** 20 August 2015, 00:54:35 »

It may or may not be stolen right now, but as soon as Wombat accidentally stumbles on it, it will be stolen.

PurpleDragon · « **Reply #993 on:** 20 August 2015, 02:13:03 »

Are you sure it would be an accident?

Wrangler · « **Reply #994 on:** 20 August 2015, 06:05:20 »

I would reckon that it would go more along the lines "Whooo, what does this button do?" Ooosh there goes the DropShip.

PurpleDragon · « **Reply #995 on:** 20 August 2015, 07:03:35 »

Well, that would be the simplified version anyway.

BirdofPrey · « **Reply #996 on:** 20 August 2015, 08:38:59 »

That's why I have big red buttons that deploy wombat toys and all the switches and controls for turn on, self destruct, destroy the world, etc. are more nondescript (and luckily Wombat can't read the labels).

PurpleDragon · « **Reply #997 on:** 21 August 2015, 00:19:26 »

But somehow, he still manages to find them... :( I mean, look at this place. How many times it has been rebuilt. With all the precautions mind you.

Oh, by the way, I'm glad I found this holo image trans-ceiver do hicky thingy magigger. I am still lost in the extra dimensional space. :( Any help would be greatly appreciated. :-\

BirdofPrey · « **Reply #998 on:** 21 August 2015, 00:40:01 »

I could have your consciousness transfered into a robot body.
I am looking for more people to beta test remote downloading of minds.

PurpleDragon · « **Reply #999 on:** 21 August 2015, 01:00:41 »

umm, I know this droid in another universe that, well, that basically happened to....

He wasn't a happy camper. So,...

I hope you'll understand my decision to decline your offer; but, thanks.

BirdofPrey · « **Reply #1000 on:** 21 August 2015, 01:45:14 »

Did he go by the name Fred, because the reason that didn't work out was he never bother to tell the psychologist that he WAS a camper.
The calibration was off.
but I can almost certainly possibly guarantee that there's a small chance it may work this time

PurpleDragon · « **Reply #1001 on:** 21 August 2015, 01:50:43 »

Oh, well, in that case. Let's try it the second tuesday of next week.

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #1002 on:** 23 August 2015, 12:35:06 »

Somehow I don't think that will work out all that well but, meh.....what do I know?

Wrangler · « **Reply #1003 on:** 23 August 2015, 12:46:57 »

Quote from: The Mighty ACHOO on 23 August 2015, 12:35:06

Somehow I don't think that will work out all that well but, meh.....what do I know?

Your suppose to know something! Your the owner of this fair establishment! ;)

Drewbacca · « **Reply #1004 on:** 23 August 2015, 15:36:03 »

No there is not a second possible stolen dropship landing out back, move along

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #1005 on:** 24 August 2015, 00:19:41 »

Quote from: Wrangler on 23 August 2015, 12:46:57

Your suppose to know something! Your the owner of this fair establishment! ;)

Just because I own this place does not mean I know what is going on around here. It is not as if any of you bother to let me know what you are going to do until post having done it. If then.

BirdofPrey · « **Reply #1006 on:** 24 August 2015, 01:44:13 »

You should purchase some BoP Industries Inconspicuous Surveillance Gear^TM

PurpleDragon · « **Reply #1007 on:** 24 August 2015, 01:46:14 »

because it's incospicuous? or because it's survaillance? Oh what the heck it's gear I need some.

Drewbacca · « **Reply #1008 on:** 24 August 2015, 03:54:08 »

No there is not a regiment of battlemechs of various origins moving towards the now three possibly stolen dropships parked behind the bar that are definitely not there. Move along.

PurpleDragon · « **Reply #1009 on:** 24 August 2015, 04:00:42 »

If they don't exist and they are not there, then how can I pilot one of them to the desired location?

Drewbacca · « **Reply #1010 on:** 24 August 2015, 05:13:51 »

Trust me, PurpleDragon, nice color by the way, you do not want any part of what is not happening.

PurpleDragon · « **Reply #1011 on:** 24 August 2015, 05:21:14 »

Well, umm, you're right. But I think it's gotta be better than where I'm at. {looks around at never ending space inside of blue furry one's pouch} I mean, he picked me up and put me in here. Where ever here is.

Wrangler · « **Reply #1012 on:** 24 August 2015, 06:17:49 »

Oh look, one those dropships took off...hey isn't that Wombat character everyone been jabbering about looking up with toothy grin with TnT plunger/detonator in front of him?

*EXPLOSION!!!*

Head for cover! DropShip parts landing on the bar!!

BirdofPrey · « **Reply #1013 on:** 24 August 2015, 07:02:26 »

What made you think the parking lot would make a good LZ?

Drewbacca · « **Reply #1014 on:** 24 August 2015, 09:57:29 »

They are not landing there. They are standing there. And they are not doing that because they are not there.

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #1015 on:** 24 August 2015, 10:25:06 »

Well, at least one of them is over there...and over there....and there and there and there and waaaay over there and a little bit of it is over there....it's all over there all over the place.

Drewbacca · « **Reply #1016 on:** 24 August 2015, 10:26:40 »

I see nothing.

Wrangler · « **Reply #1017 on:** 24 August 2015, 10:51:05 »

Denial is the first sign of guilt. :-X

BirdofPrey · « **Reply #1018 on:** 24 August 2015, 13:52:29 »

I too see nothing
because I have a dropship STUCK IN MY EYE

Do we have an eyewash station?

Drewbacca · « **Reply #1019 on:** 24 August 2015, 15:37:18 »

It involves Wombat's urine, but you are welcome to it.