Someone made a meme. I had no choice.

[Liam's Ghost]

Urbanvee

Mass: 35 tons
Chassis: Endo Steel QuadVee
Power Plant: 70 Fusion
Cruising Speed: 21.6 kph
Maximum Speed: 32.4 kph
Jump Jets: Standard
     Jump Capacity: 60 meters
Armor: Standard
Armament:
     1 Ultra AC/10
     1 ER Small Laser
Manufacturer: Unknown
     Primary Factory: Unknown
Communication System: Unknown
Targeting & Tracking System: Unknown
Introduction Year: 3145
Tech Rating/Availability: F/X-X-X-F
Cost: 2,516,008 C-bills

Type: Urbanvee
Technology Base: Clan (Advanced) 
Tonnage: 35
Battle Value: 651

Equipment                                          Mass
Internal Structure            Endo Steel              2
QuadVee Conversion Equipment                        4.0
Engine                        70 Fusion               2
   Walking MP: 2
   Running MP: 3
   Jumping MP: 2
   Tracked Cruising MP: 2
   Tracked Flanking MP: 3
Heat Sink                     10                      0
Gyro                                                  1
Quadvee Cockpit                                       4
Armor Factor                  96                      6

                          Internal   Armor   
                          Structure  Value   
     Head                    3         9     
     Center Torso            11        13    
     Center Torso (rear)               4     
     R/L Torso               8         11    
     R/L Torso (rear)                  2     
     FR/L Leg                8         11    
     RR/L Leg                8         11    

Weapons
and Ammo                Location  Critical   Heat    Tonnage   
2 Jump Jet                 CT        2        -       1.0   
2 Heat Sink                RT        2        -       2.0   
Ultra AC/10                RT        4        3       10.0  
CASE                       RT        0        -       0.0   
Ultra AC/10 Ammo (10)      RT        1        -       1.0   
Tracks                FRL/FLL/RRL/RLL 1/1/1/1    -       3.5   
ER Small Laser             LT        1        2       0.5   
6 Heat Sink                LT        6        -       6.0   

[DevianID]

The final form, here at last!
Now, no joke, but its honestly a good use of the quadvee package.  You can stick terrible pilots in vee mode so you cant fall, perfect for less then ideally trained warriors, you retain the 360 arc of the urbanmech, and you can include scores of the little buggers in your bids.  Way more survivable for the pilots then a conventional tank, and it keeps up with infantry in your garrison forces.

[AngryButler with a KNIFE!]

*checks Spacebattles' forums*
Ah. You were looking at Bpencil's fanfic, weren't you? Where the Urbies have....multipled.

I'd have gone with the wheeled version, simply so you can get the mental image of a Urbie pulling a looney tunes' 'wheels spinnin so fast they go egg shaped, as they TRY....and fail....to go faster' in your head.

That and 'They see me rollin', they hatin'' nose art.

[Hazard Pay]

Make it 30 tons, Wheeled, ERLL and SPL for Guns. DHS. 2/3/2 (3/5/2 on roads), BV: 681, Pricetag: 1,989,000

Edited

[Daryk]

Yeah, I'm not seeing a reason to make it 35 tons either... ;D

[Liam's Ghost]

Because it's a quadvee using up a significant portion of its available tonnage being a quadvee and it didn't feel right to not give it an AC 10.

[AngryButler with a KNIFE!]

So about that meme....

First, the Urbie learned to fly. Now, it's learned to Crab Rave.

[RifleMech]

I like it! 

[Dakkath]

Because it's a quadvee using up a significant portion of its available tonnage being a quadvee and it didn't feel right to not give it an AC 10.

Snub-nosed PPCs are a common main cannon on later urbies

[Sabelkatten]

Snub-nosed PPCs are a common main cannon on later urbies

Clantech. iHLL for ever!