Long ago, on a forgotten thread (many site incarnations ago), I, Achoo, Mood-Shifting Master of Darkness, unleashed an unspeakable evil! We will not speak of that now. But a samurai Wombat wielding a magic marker stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final anvil was dropped, I tore open a portal in time and flung him into the real world, where she was married and has children. Somewhat confusing, that last part, I will admit. Now my evil is law! But the fool seeks to return to CBT and undo the future that is Achoo....