Author Topic: nonsensical error messages in the cockpit... (Read 67644 times)

VF1LAM · « **Reply #60 on:** 09 September 2011, 10:36:22 »

"Warning: Approaching -3R is MAD."

Col.Hengist · « **Reply #61 on:** 09 September 2011, 11:43:06 »

Quote from: VF1LAM on 09 September 2011, 10:36:22

"Warning: Approaching -3R is MAD."

And does not show up on the visual scan.

VF1LAM · « **Reply #62 on:** 09 September 2011, 12:04:50 »

"Fusion cuisine at saturation point."

Weirdo · « **Reply #63 on:** 09 September 2011, 15:00:42 »

A real one:

Wrangler · « **Reply #64 on:** 09 September 2011, 18:03:09 »

*Fusion Shutdown* *MechWarrior Toilet overflowing*.

Diamondshark · « **Reply #65 on:** 10 September 2011, 18:55:02 »

Quote from: PurpleDragon on 01 September 2011, 11:38:58

warning: case system defective; pilot eject not possible...

It sounds like a Star Trek mech... :D

Wrangler · « **Reply #66 on:** 11 September 2011, 08:16:27 »

*Low Oil Light*

Fallen_Raven · « **Reply #67 on:** 11 September 2011, 09:36:21 »

"Welcome aboard Mr. Bond."

Doug Glendower · « **Reply #68 on:** 11 September 2011, 10:02:52 »

Warning: Illuminated Keyboard Non Functional, Penguin Missing. Wild Cherry Selected By Default

StCptMara · « **Reply #69 on:** 11 September 2011, 11:13:43 »

Warning: External Sound Insulation Damaged. Do not stand by the Battle Stage.

Col.Hengist · « **Reply #70 on:** 11 September 2011, 12:27:11 »

Quote from: StCptMara on 11 September 2011, 11:13:43

Warning: External Sound Insulation Damaged. Do not stand by the Battle Stage.

"Brutal"
quote attributed to Nathan Explosion

Fallen_Raven · « **Reply #71 on:** 11 September 2011, 17:15:51 »

Secure channel could not be found, beginning 36 hour yodelling sequence.

Stormlion1 · « **Reply #72 on:** 11 September 2011, 17:21:26 »

Please blow into breathilizer to start mech.

M-Rex · « **Reply #73 on:** 11 September 2011, 18:17:54 »

Microwave off-line. Mini-fridge off-line. Quarterback is toast.

Grim_Reaper · « **Reply #74 on:** 11 September 2011, 19:39:07 »

Heating unit non functional

Blackjack Jones · « **Reply #75 on:** 11 September 2011, 23:22:25 »

COMMAND LINE: Assess Tactical Data (Y/N) Y

>>>Well that's great, that's just ******* great man...

>>>Now what the **** are we supposed to do? ???

>>>We're in some real pretty **** now man...

>>>That's it man, GAME OVER MAN! IT'S GAME OVER!! The **** are we gonna do now? What're we gonna do?

COMMAND LINE: Are you Finished? (Y/N) Y

>>>Press any key to build a fire and sing a couple of songs...

Xtrahmxwohld · « **Reply #76 on:** 15 September 2011, 15:33:35 »

*Access is logged. We can hunt you down.*

(That's an actual message from an FTP server my company connects to)

ItsTehPope · « **Reply #77 on:** 15 September 2011, 15:45:45 »

Quote from: Xtrahmxwohld on 15 September 2011, 15:33:35

*Access is logged. We can hunt you down.*

(That's an actual message from an FTP server my company connects to)

banner motd ^C
**** This is a private system with all access logged. Unauthorized access will be reported to the authorities. All Glory To The Hypnotoad *** ^C

One of the many, many routers in my lab at home.

Wrangler · « **Reply #78 on:** 15 September 2011, 15:47:19 »

>>>>Low Coolant Levels, Please Replace Before Entering Combat<<<<

Col.Hengist · « **Reply #79 on:** 15 September 2011, 17:05:59 »

Ermediumx-pulse autocannon focusing gnome has been punted. Please replace before backing uphill. System das booting.

Grim_Reaper · « **Reply #80 on:** 15 September 2011, 17:17:37 »

"Cockpit sealed and locked - ejection system engaging"

Xtrahmxwohld · « **Reply #81 on:** 15 September 2011, 17:48:49 »

Quote from: ItsTehPope on 15 September 2011, 15:45:45

banner motd ^C
**** This is a private system with all access logged. Unauthorized access will be reported to the authorities. All Glory To The Hypnotoad *** ^C

One of the many, many routers in my lab at home.

yeah, but that's your personal router. This is a server at a company, a professional server farm, that's what's so fun about it.

I need to put a Hypnotoad reference in one of the next programs I write.

StuartYee · « **Reply #82 on:** 15 September 2011, 18:05:40 »

Abandon shop, abandon shop, this is not a daffodil! Repeat, this is NOT a daffodil.

ItsTehPope · « **Reply #83 on:** 15 September 2011, 18:10:14 »

Quote from: Xtrahmxwohld on 15 September 2011, 17:48:49

yeah, but that's your personal router. This is a server at a company, a professional server farm, that's what's so fun about it.

I need to put a Hypnotoad reference in one of the next programs I write.

There's a few of those messages hanging around the office too. "Router is responsible for keeping OSPF Area 12 working. Do not feed it tacos."

Grognard · « **Reply #84 on:** 15 September 2011, 18:32:09 »

Found recently on a DoD workstation:
"Good Morning Dave. Total number of users: 1. User interface cache exceeded. Please reduce number of users."
"

VF1LAM · « **Reply #85 on:** 17 September 2011, 20:36:53 »

Displayed in the cockpit of a Marauder II:

"Khyron was here." :D

Top Sergeant · « **Reply #86 on:** 17 September 2011, 20:50:31 »

*Coal bunker full

*Boiler at operating pressure

*Drive rod engaged

Wrangler · « **Reply #87 on:** 17 September 2011, 21:04:08 »

*'Mech fires the autocannon*
>>Overloaded ammuntion bin, autodumping.<<

Ghostbear_Gurdel · « **Reply #88 on:** 19 September 2011, 01:13:43 »

"atomic batteries to power, turbines to speed, fusion reactor unnecessary, shutting down."

Grim_Reaper · « **Reply #89 on:** 19 September 2011, 05:15:11 »

"Stage fright go away
This is my big day...."