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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1320 on: 08 March 2019, 20:42:52 »
What did you think I slathered all over the detonator?

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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1321 on: 09 March 2019, 11:53:10 »
What you trying to do, cause premature detonation? I rather not see people trying use halon to put out the bar on fire.
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1322 on: 09 March 2019, 15:36:27 »
 it was either that or give him grav boots so he could do the moonwalk on turbotrtl's shell again...

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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1323 on: 09 March 2019, 20:36:37 »
Gravdeck would work too.  However the Jumpship may not survive the experience.
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1324 on: 20 March 2019, 23:06:38 »
Well, if Chili Inferno IIC was slathered all over the detonator we are save from the detonator detonating. Because it will be inside Wombat's tummy when it detonates, which will have less destructive capability than the Chili Inferno IIC in Wombat's belly.
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1325 on: 21 March 2019, 05:44:32 »
What about the fireball coming from his tail end? 

[Watches as Wombat gases lite up a bar table as he skirts by.]  <<<<FLAMES!!!>>>>>
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1326 on: 30 March 2019, 11:37:34 »
Meh. It's not quite at FATO levels yet.


Yet.


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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1327 on: 30 June 2019, 17:52:13 »
Is wombat producing enough thrust yet to launch a payload into orbit?

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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1328 on: 30 June 2019, 20:55:12 »
Im sure he break orbit with enough that stuff burning out his butt.  xp
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1329 on: 04 July 2019, 10:34:40 »
Only if he thrusts in a straight line. Wombat tends to flail while in flight, sending him careening all over the place. And occasionally he opens his mouth to scream, which acts as an air brake. And his pouch occasionally opens up, radically changing the direction he is flailing as stuff falls out. And every once in a while his Wombat suit gets blown off, which leaves him naked and tumbling. It would be fun to watch if it wasn't for the fact that his "vapor trail" is toxic, the stuff that falls out of his pouch is sometimes unexploded ordnance, he might accidentally crash into you, and occasionally he will grab onto you pleading "make it stop" and drag you along for the completely out of control event that is "THE FLIGHT OF THE WOMBAT!".
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1330 on: 04 July 2019, 11:40:31 »
Wow, i hate see the Environmental Protection people have to clean up after Wombat's done flying around.  (watches as the blue flying wombat careers over hill tops ending in large explosion lighting the night skies.)
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1331 on: 10 July 2019, 11:42:07 »
This is the best part! Give him about 30 seconds before he starts to fall to the ground! Well, if he remembers to fall. Sometimes he forgets about the whole gravity thing..... >:D
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1332 on: 10 July 2019, 12:32:06 »
So he's not the Fall Guy?
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1333 on: 14 July 2019, 16:09:20 »
Only if he remembers to fall...…..it depends on how distracted he is. He never studied law...….but every once in a while it sort of dawns on him.
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1334 on: 14 July 2019, 18:49:42 »
Is that when he remembers whe he over a deep ravine?
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1335 on: 14 July 2019, 20:08:44 »
Usually a long fall is involved...….unfortunately he frequently falls on me or through the roof of a newly opened bar thread... :thumbsup:
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1336 on: 14 July 2019, 20:54:36 »
Woah he falls into a plot hole!
I guess it fiat..
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« Reply #1337 on: 15 July 2019, 21:00:55 »
Plot hole, pot hole, just a hole...…..it's a whole lot of falling involved.
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1338 on: 15 July 2019, 21:28:12 »
Don't he usually ends up falling on you and stealing your wallet?  I remember alot WANTED poster with Wombat face.
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1339 on: 16 July 2019, 09:57:46 »
He stole those. All of them, as far as I can tell.  ::)
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1340 on: 31 July 2019, 13:26:34 »
[[Meanwhile, in a secretive room in what was once called China.  A blue wombat add yet another batch of Wanted Pictures to his wall, try complete wallpapering his house.]]
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1341 on: 19 September 2019, 22:37:06 »
[Three Wombats from different time zones stumble out of the closet on the left. One of them has a curiously fruity mustache while the other two are trying to force-feed the Wombat with the fruity mustache an entire keg of Chili Inferno with a side of slightly rotten pickles.]
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1342 on: 20 September 2019, 07:07:02 »
...Achoo...i think Wombat has cousins...their ARMED. (Opens the emergency shelter below his bar stool and jumps in with his drink and closes metal shelf with [slam]).
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1343 on: 20 September 2019, 14:40:07 »
Oh crap...….there goes the bar...………………..again!  :o
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1344 on: 20 September 2019, 16:52:09 »
Well why do you keep putting the armor on the outside?

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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1345 on: 21 September 2019, 11:28:15 »
Here Wombat, add this IIC to your Chili Inferno...

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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1346 on: 21 September 2019, 17:39:10 »
On the outside?    The whole thing is armored!


It doesn't help.
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1347 on: 22 September 2019, 03:56:41 »
Yes.
Because it's the INSIDE that needs all the armor.

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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1348 on: 22 September 2019, 20:18:50 »
IT IS ARMORED! THE WHOLE PLACE IS MADE OF ARMOR!

We just glue some wood veneer to it and call it good.


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« Reply #1349 on: 23 September 2019, 01:43:58 »
Is the veneer armored?