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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1380 on: 27 October 2019, 07:04:38 »
AH HA!  So you DO have investment into Achme, Achoo.

Man that's how you get half money on booze you buy for this joint.
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1381 on: 31 October 2019, 11:14:51 »
I have no investment in Acme. I am, however, a frequent sue their asses because they created Wombat and he broke my stuff again plaintiff.
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« Reply #1382 on: 31 October 2019, 14:53:09 »
So who did win that Jet Engine vs. Achoo lawsuit?

I remember a certain southern chicken lawyer being envolved...

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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1383 on: 31 October 2019, 17:14:29 »
The lawyers on both sides. Everybody else lost.  :'(
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1384 on: 31 October 2019, 17:15:08 »
This is why you only buy High QualityTM BoP Industries Wares

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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1385 on: 31 October 2019, 17:57:10 »
(Wrangler read the Consumer Galactic Reports)
Quote from: Consumer Galactic Reports
Products produced by Acme, BoP Industries, and ClangCorp should be avoided at all costs.

Ahh, i'm not sure about the quality of those things, Boppie, you and your buddies aren't getting best spectacular product reviews.
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1386 on: 02 November 2019, 15:00:06 »
This is why you only buy High QualityTM BoP Industries Wares

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *wheeze* [try to breathe]
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1387 on: 03 November 2019, 08:13:46 »
Oh that's right, Achoo, is the lead tester of that stuff.

(looks at the wall where there various pictures Achoo in states of disarray and explodedness).
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1388 on: 04 November 2019, 18:21:05 »
Those pictures were evidence from the many, many, many, many (insert about 300 or so more many's) lawsuits.
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1389 on: 06 November 2019, 14:59:09 »
Are you worried they were trying make you the fall guy?
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1390 on: 08 November 2019, 11:50:48 »
Trying to make me...…..I AM THE FALL GUY!
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1391 on: 08 November 2019, 16:36:25 »
 ??? . . o o O O (So he fell for it then?)
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« Reply #1392 on: 11 November 2019, 18:14:55 »
Keep your thought balloons to yourself.   ::)
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1393 on: 12 November 2019, 06:54:27 »
(Looks at the wall of pictures again.)
Wait, that looks like you were strapped to a flying wing backpack made by BoP and after picture you head first into the ground.  This seems to have been when you were still the Pikiachoo thingy. 

Why don't you try it now since you have more durable body, Achoo?  Your Winslow body indestructible.
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« Reply #1394 on: 15 November 2019, 12:57:13 »
Nope. And it was Pinkachoo.  8)
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1395 on: 27 November 2019, 19:42:52 »
By the way...is your old Pinkachoo is stuck in poke'ball somewhere?  :-X
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« Reply #1396 on: 27 November 2019, 19:55:48 »
………...…………..no...…………………………………………………………………...why do you ask?
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1397 on: 27 November 2019, 20:28:02 »
I thought i saw the Wombat running off giggling and mentioned he finally caught the fury pink one.
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« Reply #1398 on: 28 November 2019, 17:23:46 »
……………………………….nope...…………………………..definitely nope...……………………. ::)
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1399 on: 28 November 2019, 20:32:45 »
(Wrangler turns heads to the restroom.)
 [ Suddenly after closing the door the bar rumbles and rest room and the small part bar launches skyward..slightly roasting Achoo....as Wrangler scream s]
 "GET ME DOWN!!!

(Wombat stops leaning on control pad on where he stops chewing on urinal cake to watch hidden BoP escape vehicle that was mysteriously installed into hidden corner of the bar / lounge.)
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1400 on: 29 November 2019, 07:19:46 »
HEY
Come back here with my escape rocket

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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1401 on: 29 November 2019, 13:36:06 »
[As the escape rocket is chemical design (why we dont know...)  the 1st stage separates and descends rapidly....precisely where it came from...on BirdofPrey since his booster's computer listens to the owner...]

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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1402 on: 29 November 2019, 22:27:24 »
A BoP industries Cyber BoP CloneTM begins to descend upon the bar, gesturing angrily at the escape rocket as he passes by
Well, that was fun, I haven't been crushed, blown up or caught on fire in a while.
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Maybe my bodies have been in storage a bit too long.
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1403 on: 30 November 2019, 08:44:55 »
[Bop goes to a table as he inspects his moss, then realize he hears voices coming from his own body!  He magnifies the hearing and can make out collective voices who apparently are microscopic (very loud) people like beings living in moss spots claiming they OWN this place, stop moving around so much.]

[Mean while in orbit, Wrangler is trying figure out what heck happened as he trying to a void the throne for obvious reasons!]
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« Reply #1404 on: 02 December 2019, 21:44:32 »
Trying to a void the throne, a? How very Canadian of you!
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1405 on: 03 December 2019, 06:46:07 »
<<First of all, i ain't no Canadian whatever that is, i'm from Sierra (the planet)!>>
<<Your toilet isn't design for FREEFALL use so i got keep it closed and sealed!>>

[Meanwhile the bar feels drafty since part of it has departed this planet and some of it crashed down the street...raising insurance premiums AGAIN for surviving residents.]
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« Reply #1406 on: 07 December 2019, 18:36:05 »
FREEFALL? Nothing here is free! Even the falls! We charge you for the privilege of falling here buddy!
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1407 on: 09 December 2019, 08:56:02 »
(Meanwhile from the "Escape" rocket in orbit...Wrangler trying to figure out where controls are to land this flying garbage collector.)
<<I'm sure, it's not FREE for you since you didn't even know your throne room was a bloody rocket!>> ~ Wrangler transmits.

<<If you would like get find a recall button to get your throne back on the ground, i'd be most happy.>>

(Down in the bar, Achoo and his surviving customers collect icicles bodies on them as bar is open to the WINTER elements with part of the wall (and bathroom) is missing.)
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« Reply #1408 on: 12 December 2019, 13:15:50 »
You are assuming I didn't know that it was a rocket. You are also assuming it has a recall button down here. Nope.
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« Reply #1409 on: 12 December 2019, 15:02:56 »
Why would an escape bathroom come with a recall function?