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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1290 on: 16 July 2018, 11:43:44 »
It isn't mine. It is something that Wombat stole. I don't know where Wombat got it. I don't know how Wombat got it there. I don't touch it.
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1291 on: 16 July 2018, 19:24:46 »
Well your parking the thing in orbit. So you must have "borrowed" it from him.  Since he's properly slumbering in a lost pair pants you yet to find on that orbiting (wannabe) death star.
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« Reply #1292 on: 22 July 2018, 22:53:25 »
I think you are more confused than normal here. The steam train parked behind the bar was stolen (probably) by Wombat. The bar itself I sort of took over from people who had been running it and just...….vanished.  :thumbsup:
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1293 on: 23 July 2018, 16:37:46 »
I'll put my technical ablilties online for this adventure, promise that there'll be booze and boo..ms, yeah booms, and I'll be there!

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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1294 on: 23 July 2018, 20:12:36 »
I'm sure Wombat was flying around in one these things.

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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1295 on: 24 July 2018, 14:02:41 »
Wait, weren't we talking abot a mission?

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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1296 on: 24 July 2018, 15:34:03 »
I'd be glad to run a chara, what setting, tech, old skool stuff or newer?

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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1297 on: 24 July 2018, 18:15:16 »
It's possible, depends if who going run it. I'd hope it be mighty Achoo, the shapechanging sneezer.
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1298 on: 06 August 2018, 00:36:05 »
I honestly don't have the time.  :(
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1299 on: 06 August 2018, 07:14:02 »
What...can't you do a time share?  Borrow? steal...
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1300 on: 08 August 2018, 22:10:19 »
I work full time at Walmart. Which means a variable time schedule.
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1301 on: 21 February 2019, 22:24:13 »
[Wombat waddles in carrying a small thermal detonator in his mouth. His fur seems to be wearing thin around the edges and he has a large grease spot on his belly. Probably better you don't ask. Curiously enough, his diaper appears to be recently changed. Wombat circles the floor a few times and sits down. He begins gnawing on the thermal detonator...]
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1302 on: 22 February 2019, 06:41:16 »
Tanker! Head to the shelter! Wombat got into Achoo "secret" stash of explosives!
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1303 on: 22 February 2019, 10:04:12 »
Wombat, how many times do I have to tell you.... you use the nutcracker on those.

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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1304 on: 22 February 2019, 11:27:43 »
A pile of grenades in one of the booths isn't what I would call secret.

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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1305 on: 23 February 2019, 07:33:08 »
A pile of grenades in one of the booths isn't what I would call secret.
It had sticky note on it that said "secret, my stuff" on it in red-pink marker .
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1306 on: 23 February 2019, 13:07:08 »
Ahhh... look at the Lil fella gnawing away...

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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1307 on: 27 February 2019, 19:54:17 »
"...tastes like chicken. Although it sounds a bit like a baby snake, what with that hissing noise."
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« Reply #1308 on: 27 February 2019, 20:05:03 »
The hissing noise? Oh that's just a fuse for the bomb.
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1309 on: 27 February 2019, 20:51:38 »
Properly snakes.  Snakes in a Bar vs Snakes on a plane.
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1310 on: 01 March 2019, 00:11:06 »
Meanwhile the Might Achoo, master of whatever he is master of, is bravely hiding, er, observing events in the bar from afar, uhm, a place of better observation. Yeah, that's the ticket!
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1311 on: 01 March 2019, 00:36:53 »
That's good for you achoo, who seems to having a Wombat hiding right next to you with one those Illudium PU-36 with sparks coming from it's wick.
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1312 on: 01 March 2019, 03:50:57 »
[The thing is, Wombat never considered who made the marsupial-pouch inside the inner-lining of Achoo's suit, although one really should check anything that has an ACMETM logo on it; but Wombat simply nods at the captions below reading this for the viewer and goes back to gnawing on the detonator of the explosive in his mouth inside the marsupial pouch inside the inner-lining of Achoo's suit.]

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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1313 on: 01 March 2019, 08:49:25 »
You look fat Achoo... what with that extra belt of jiggle your carrying around.

And it seems to be hissing too...

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« Reply #1314 on: 05 March 2019, 23:11:59 »
Nope. My emergency airbag went off and is deflating embarrassingly......dang it!
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1315 on: 06 March 2019, 01:44:26 »
Is Achoo once again about to be defeated by sharp corners?

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« Reply #1316 on: 06 March 2019, 12:03:33 »
I guess he been cornered.
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1317 on: 06 March 2019, 14:46:45 »
Ladies and Mechwarriors..
 In this corner, weighing in 100 kgs, covered in blue fur and with a mean streak a inch long... WOOooMMmmBAAaaT!

And in his own little paradise corner, weighing 180 kg, just shy of 181... colour me pink (gasp!) it's The Mighty Achoo!

Let's  get ready to RRrrummblllle!

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« Reply #1318 on: 07 March 2019, 22:46:32 »
If Wombat starts rumbling we are all in trouble. That means he has gotten into the Chili Inferno IIC again......
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« Reply #1319 on: 08 March 2019, 00:10:36 »
Isn't the blue menace ALWAYS into the Chili Inferno IIC?