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SNARL!: The Den of Clan Homoerotic Panther
« on: 25 January 2011, 20:40:24 »
I thought what with the new forum and all, it would be good time to make a thread dedicated to everyone's favorite fake faction. Now, let's get to work on a certain XTRO. Does anyone have any of those designs saved or are we going to have to start all over again?

Stay classy fellas. THIS IS HAPPENING.

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Re: SNARL!: The Den of Clan Homoerotic Panther
« Reply #1 on: 25 January 2011, 21:16:37 »
THIS. IS. HAPPENING.
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Re: SNARL!: The Den of Clan Homoerotic Panther
« Reply #2 on: 26 January 2011, 00:00:08 »
Oh hell yes it is.

The 70-ton Popobawa will strike fear and other things in to men.


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Re: SNARL!: The Den of Clan Homoerotic Panther
« Reply #3 on: 26 January 2011, 00:03:12 »
You're not pulling a single punch, are you, Vash?

I almost re-regged as my favorite complainer up north's username.
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Re: SNARL!: The Den of Clan Homoerotic Panther
« Reply #4 on: 26 January 2011, 00:08:29 »
Have I ever pulled punches? I think not.


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Re: SNARL!: The Den of Clan Homoerotic Panther
« Reply #5 on: 26 January 2011, 00:10:26 »
Have I ever pulled punches? I think not.

You never did answer my question about the guy with the A C Rodgers avatar on SA.
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Re: SNARL!: The Den of Clan Homoerotic Panther
« Reply #6 on: 26 January 2011, 00:19:20 »
Oh, nah. Civil War Rodgers is a meme among Packer fans who are also internet nerds, due to his many beards.

I only really visit let's play! Anyway. There is a BattleTech LP just starting up.


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Re: SNARL!: The Den of Clan Homoerotic Panther
« Reply #7 on: 26 January 2011, 00:20:21 »
Oh, nah. Civil War Rodgers is a meme among Packer fans who are also internet nerds, due to his many beards.

I only really visit let's play! Anyway. There is a BattleTech LP just starting up.

I lurk in e/n, for the schadenfruende. Prior to that, Helldump.
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Re: SNARL!: The Den of Clan Homoerotic Panther
« Reply #8 on: 26 January 2011, 00:25:58 »
Shockingly, SA's WoW board is probably the most reasonable one I've ever seen.


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Re: SNARL!: The Den of Clan Homoerotic Panther
« Reply #9 on: 26 January 2011, 00:27:15 »
Shockingly, SA's WoW board is probably the most reasonable one I've ever seen.

Never played WoW, though my brother is pretty into it. Were you serious about going to GenCon?
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Re: SNARL!: The Den of Clan Homoerotic Panther
« Reply #10 on: 26 January 2011, 00:30:33 »
It is a strong possibility, again depending on what the lineup is at that time for product.


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Re: SNARL!: The Den of Clan Homoerotic Panther
« Reply #11 on: 26 January 2011, 00:32:40 »
It is a strong possibility, again depending on what the lineup is at that time for product.

Well, if so, let me know, I may have a space for you if you need a room.
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Re: SNARL!: The Den of Clan Homoerotic Panther
« Reply #12 on: 26 January 2011, 00:38:58 »
When is it, by the way?


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Re: SNARL!: The Den of Clan Homoerotic Panther
« Reply #13 on: 26 January 2011, 00:40:09 »
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Re: SNARL!: The Den of Clan Homoerotic Panther
« Reply #14 on: 26 January 2011, 00:43:18 »
I can probably swing the hell out of that.


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Re: SNARL!: The Den of Clan Homoerotic Panther
« Reply #15 on: 26 January 2011, 01:19:07 »
For your continued flying pleasures FLTADM and my pet project, THEBAN

Code: [Select]
                    AeroTech 2 Vessel Technical Readout
                                  VALIDATED

Class/Model/Name:  Theban
Tech:              Clan / 3067
Vessel Type:       Aerospace Fighter
Rules:             Level 2, Standard design
Rules Set:         AeroTech2

Mass:              35 tons
Power Plant:       245 XL Fusion
Safe Thrust:       9
Maximum Thrust:    14
Armor Type:        Ferro-aluminum
Armament:         
    1 Large Pulse Laser
    1 Streak SRM 4
    2 ER Medium Laser
    1 Small Pulse Laser
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
==Overview:==
Warriors,Do you have a 35 ton Fighter like me, No. But Can you, Yes. Now Look
at your Touman,Now back at ME,Now back at your Touman,Now Back at ME. I am
Sculped from a solid block of Ferro-Aluminium. I Am armed with the finest in
Clan lasers and Missles that Streak through the skies. Everything wants to
hang on my racks. DIVE BOMB.My powerful Engines Trust at 7Gs. Don't pass out
now.Iam Agile and Graceful,Yet Strong and Hard, I am THEBAN. This
Demonstration is now DIAMONDS

==Notable Vessels & Crews:==
Isaiah Mustafa. Voted Holi-Hunk for Star League Day 3071, '72, '73 and '74.

------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Class/Model/Name:  Theban
Mass:              35 tons

Equipment:                                                              Mass
Power Plant:  245 XL Fusion                                              6.00
Thrust:  Safe Thrust: 9
      Maximum Thrust: 14
Structural Integrity: 9                                                   .00
Total Heat Sinks:    12 Double                                           2.00
Fuel:                                                                    4.00
Cockpit & Attitude Thrusters:                                            3.00
Armor Type:  Ferro-aluminum  (154 total armor pts)                       8.00
                           Standard Scale Armor Pts
   Location:                            L / R
   Nose:                                 53
   Left/Right Wings:                  38/38
   Aft:                                  25

Weapons and Equipment      Loc        SRV    MRV    LRV    ERV  Heat    Mass
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
1 Large Pulse Laser        Nose        10     10     10     --   10      6.00
1 Streak SRM 4             Nose         8      8     --     --    3      2.00
  Ammo (Streak 4) 25       ---                                           1.00
1 ER Medium Laser          RW           7      7     --     --    5      1.00
1 ER Medium Laser          LW           7      7     --     --    5      1.00
1 Small Pulse Laser        Aft          3     --     --     --    2      1.00
1 C.A.S.E. Equipment       Body                                           .00
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
TOTALS:                                                    Heat: 25     35.00
Tons Left:                                                                .00

Calculated Factors:
Total Cost:        4,535,285 C-Bills
Battle Value:      1,737
Cost per BV:       2,610.99
Weapon Value:      1,830 (Ratio = 1.05)
Damage Factors:    SRV = 32;  MRV = 24;  LRV = 5;  ERV = 0
BattleForce2:      MP: 9,  Armor/Structure: 4 / 0
                   Damage PB/M/L: 3/3/1,  Overheat: 0
                   Class: FL;  Point Value: 17
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Re: SNARL!: The Den of Clan Homoerotic Panther
« Reply #16 on: 26 January 2011, 01:24:11 »
Keep it simple. Keep it sexy. Keep it PANTHER.

Right on.


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Re: SNARL!: The Den of Clan Homoerotic Panther
« Reply #17 on: 26 January 2011, 06:53:12 »
The sarcasm contained in this thread's title is making my nipples hard with satisfaction.

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Re: SNARL!: The Den of Clan Homoerotic Panther
« Reply #18 on: 26 January 2011, 07:10:41 »
There is no sarcasm here. Only MANLY SWEAT.


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Re: SNARL!: The Den of Clan Homoerotic Panther
« Reply #19 on: 26 January 2011, 07:25:22 »
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==Overview:==
Warriors,Do you have a 35 ton Fighter like me, No. But Can you, Yes. Now Look
at your Touman,Now back at ME,Now back at your Touman,Now Back at ME. I am
Sculped from a solid block of Ferro-Aluminium. I Am armed with the finest in
Clan lasers and Missles that Streak through the skies. Everything wants to
hang on my racks. DIVE BOMB.My powerful Engines Trust at 7Gs. Don't pass out
now.Iam Agile and Graceful,Yet Strong and Hard, I am THEBAN. This
Demonstration is now DIAMONDS

I think you win the thread, ShadowRaven.

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Re: SNARL!: The Den of Clan Homoerotic Panther
« Reply #20 on: 26 January 2011, 08:16:48 »
Fear us, dark furry manly men, for we are Clan Defecating Parakeet and we besmirch your name with the beheading of your totem beast.

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Re: SNARL!: The Den of Clan Homoerotic Panther
« Reply #21 on: 26 January 2011, 09:30:47 »
That has got to be the weirdest looking parakeet I've ever seen.
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Re: SNARL!: The Den of Clan Homoerotic Panther
« Reply #22 on: 26 January 2011, 10:26:20 »
I blame the insanity of the anime that bird came from.

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Re: SNARL!: The Den of Clan Homoerotic Panther
« Reply #23 on: 26 January 2011, 16:50:57 »


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Re: SNARL!: The Den of Clan Homoerotic Panther
« Reply #24 on: 26 January 2011, 17:06:42 »
Also how the damn do you put talons on something? I'm trying to have the Popobawa fly around with it's IJJs and its partial wing and then swoop down with talons, latching on before firing its CT-mounted plasma cannon at the enemy.

Keep in mind I have no idea what most of the stuff in experimental tech does. I just assume talons let you grab shit. If not don't correct me.


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Re: SNARL!: The Den of Clan Homoerotic Panther
« Reply #25 on: 26 January 2011, 17:26:59 »
Now I don't actually "play the game", I'm not up to snuff on "experimental" tech and whatnot, but since this is an absurd fan project, I don't see the why rules should be adhered to at all.

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Re: SNARL!: The Den of Clan Homoerotic Panther
« Reply #26 on: 26 January 2011, 17:29:48 »
Now I don't actually "play the game", I'm not up to snuff on "experimental" tech and whatnot, but since this is an absurd fan project, I don't see the why rules should be adhered to at all.

That strikes me as the appropriate mindset to go into this with, yes.
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Re: SNARL!: The Den of Clan Homoerotic Panther
« Reply #27 on: 26 January 2011, 17:31:43 »
I think you win the thread, ShadowRaven.

I will only take partial credit on that, my brother FltAdm had the idea, I just helped piece it all together


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Re: SNARL!: The Den of Clan Homoerotic Panther
« Reply #28 on: 26 January 2011, 17:33:07 »
Clan Homoerotic Panther dress uniform is just a tub of Vaseline.

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Re: SNARL!: The Den of Clan Homoerotic Panther
« Reply #29 on: 26 January 2011, 17:36:28 »
Ah good. Because I really do not look good in orange.
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