Author Topic: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed (Read 206923 times)

ShadowRaven · « **Reply #600 on:** 15 October 2012, 23:13:53 »

........ #P

SethsMatches · « **Reply #601 on:** 16 October 2012, 02:23:14 »

Only the good die young. SR'll be fine!

*famous last words*

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #602 on:** 16 October 2012, 12:15:31 »

Not as famous as "Y'all watch this!"

ShadowRaven · « **Reply #603 on:** 16 October 2012, 12:55:21 »

~at those 'famoud words' SR sits bolt upright and grabs his video camera ready for another Youtube 'classic'~

BirdofPrey · « **Reply #604 on:** 16 October 2012, 19:34:21 »

For your next trick do you plan on drinking a gallon of gasoline then swallowing a match?

Wombat · « **Reply #605 on:** 17 October 2012, 09:25:16 »

[Wombat raises his paw enthusiastically.]

"Oh! Pick me! Me!"

Wombat · « **Reply #606 on:** 18 October 2012, 15:09:29 »

Me! Pick ME!!

Me...me....me!!

BirdofPrey · « **Reply #607 on:** 18 October 2012, 19:02:23 »

First person here who explodes, catches fire snaps in half, or just falls to pieces wins a ride in the ACME ambulance.

ShadowRaven · « **Reply #608 on:** 18 October 2012, 20:59:52 »

~lights his cigar with a flamethrower, while seated on a leaking keg of black powder~

say that sounds like a good deal

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #609 on:** 18 October 2012, 21:05:16 »

Who are we going to pick?

Wombat · « **Reply #610 on:** 19 October 2012, 06:24:04 »

**Wombat randomly explodes**

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #611 on:** 19 October 2012, 08:03:35 »

Did you guys hear something? It sounded like a petulant explosion.

BirdofPrey · « **Reply #612 on:** 19 October 2012, 09:36:30 »

A winner is you.
Hey Acme, Achoo is next to the third window, come on through there.

Wombat · « **Reply #613 on:** 19 October 2012, 11:39:23 »

[...the sound of sirens can be heard dropping in from above.]

ShadowRaven · « **Reply #614 on:** 19 October 2012, 17:48:29 »

~opens a comically small umbrella as an ambulance crashes through the ceiling, raining debris and the occasional anvil down upon all gathered~

BirdofPrey · « **Reply #615 on:** 19 October 2012, 19:47:54 »

SONOFABI*The ambulance lands on BoP crushing him as flat as a pancake*

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #616 on:** 19 October 2012, 20:01:31 »

[Achoo stumbles past with an anvil sitting on the growing lump on his head]

Sup, dude dere! Right on! Mah' dojigger be mud! Right on! Dere wuz some dud! Right on! On mah' haid! Right on! Ow, so cut me some slack, Jack. Ohhh, an ambulance. An ACME ambulance! Right on! Why be de ambulance crashed into dat crata' on de ground? ah' have some haidache and ah' dink ah' need t'pass out now, so cut me some slack, Jack. Nighty night! Right on!

[Thud]

Wombat · « **Reply #617 on:** 20 October 2012, 07:41:55 »

<<THE DIRECTORS OF THIS SHOW WOULD LIKE TO ANNOUNCE THAT, IN THE FUTURE, THE ACME™ CORPORATION IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ACCIDENTS IN THE EVENT OF ORBITAL DROPPED AMBULANCES AND WOULD LIKE FOLKS TO KNOW THAT TERMINAL VELOCITY IS STILL THE QUICKEST WAY TO BECOME TERMINAL>>

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #618 on:** 21 October 2012, 12:58:58 »

<<ACME^TM INTERRUPTS THE REGULARLY SCHEDULED MAYHEM OF THE SALOHMA CLUB & MECHWARRIOR BAR TO ALLOW FOR THE REPAIR AND REPLACEMENT OF THE DAMAGED SETS OF THE SHOW. IN THE MEANTIME PLEASE VIEW THE FOLLOWING PUBLIC SERVICE ANOUNCEMENT.>>

Wombat · « **Reply #619 on:** 22 October 2012, 06:50:51 »

"It just warms my heart..."

*sniff*
*sniff*

"...okay, who lit me on fire again?"

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #620 on:** 22 October 2012, 07:04:58 »

Don't know. I am busy working on the repairs to the set.

BirdofPrey · « **Reply #621 on:** 22 October 2012, 09:37:47 »

*Folds up heat-ray dish and puts it away.*
dunno. Could have been anyone.

Wombat · « **Reply #622 on:** 22 October 2012, 10:23:08 »

Wombat: "Well the pain is excruciating. Whats the word I am looking for?"
BirdofPrey: "Ouch?"
Wombat: "Thats it. Ouch."

"YOWCH!!!"

[The theme music changes to a 1920's dualing piano music as a flaming marsupial runs around the Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar, yelping and crying out for someone to put him out. Eventually Wombat pulls a large jar of some liquid out of his pouch and tries to read it before dumping it on himself. Unfortunately he can't read so he shrugs and dumps kerosene all overhimself and then jumps in ShadowRaven's pants.]

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #623 on:** 22 October 2012, 10:52:17 »

Well, that is a new definition of hot roasted nuts. 8)

Wombat · « **Reply #624 on:** 22 October 2012, 11:50:41 »

*smell of bacon burning*

ShadowRaven · « **Reply #625 on:** 22 October 2012, 12:30:04 »

Chestnuts roasting on an open fire........GAAAAAAAh!!!

Starts beating out the flaming wombat in his pants, until he misses. At which point his eyes roll back in his head, and he passes out

BirdofPrey · « **Reply #626 on:** 22 October 2012, 19:46:52 »

Alright. Now Wombat has gone too far.
I am calling shenanigans.

Wombat · « **Reply #627 on:** 23 October 2012, 09:31:41 »

"A) You can never go too far. B) If I get caught on fire and beat inside someone's pants, it is not going to be by a guy like that."

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #628 on:** 23 October 2012, 22:21:56 »

C) It was fun to watch ShadowRaven using his own nards as a punching bag.

BirdofPrey · « **Reply #629 on:** 23 October 2012, 22:29:31 »

Fine. I'm calling shenanigans on this whole thread.
*BoP gets a detonator out of his coat pocket and inserts it into the worlds largest flash bang*
*the last thing everyone sees and hears is BoP laughing maniacally*