Author Topic: Twy's Pub and Weapons Emporium - Respawned (Read 23452 times)

Demon55 · « **Reply #60 on:** 16 February 2011, 22:17:17 »

NARC 'em first then begin missile spammin'.

twycross · « **Reply #61 on:** 20 February 2011, 00:25:47 »

<Twy stumbles out of the little Falchion's room, hocking up hairballs like mad. His fur looks a vauge greenish.>

Here's your Anti-Psychotic Gun, CJ...and welcome back. :) <Twy hands CJ one of his signature Hall-Denizen-Portable HNPPCs> ;)

<Twy smiles and hugs Kat>

Welcome back, Kat. You've been missed. :)

<Twy hands Kat a plaque, a rather odd key, and sealed legal document>

BTW, Happy Christmas a bit late. I'm cutting you in on all the weapony goodness...in other words making you part owner. That means full access to the weapons vault via biometrics and lupine recognition, a good size cut of the profits, all the weapons you could ever want (and then some), full access to the R&D labs, and your own personal wing of the underground bunker.

Oh...and access to the executive bathroom, which is what the key's for. :) O)

Kat · « **Reply #62 on:** 20 February 2011, 01:33:46 »

"Glad to be back." <hands Twy some green meat on a stick> "Care for some chicken?" :)

Scotty · « **Reply #63 on:** 20 February 2011, 03:12:23 »

KAT! *HUGCRUSH*

(It's Loo!)

Kat · « **Reply #64 on:** 20 February 2011, 11:49:27 »

<hurk!> "H-hi, there." #P

"Hmm... There's something... different about you."

captainjohn · « **Reply #65 on:** 20 February 2011, 21:28:41 »

the gun is awesome but what does this button do. the button that says in case of emergency

twycross · « **Reply #66 on:** 20 February 2011, 21:55:22 »

Quote from: Kat on 20 February 2011, 01:33:46

"Glad to be back." <hands Twy some green meat on a stick> "Care for some chicken?" :)

Oooooo....your famous Wasabi Chicken IIC!! Load me up!! [rockon]

Quote from: captainjohn on 20 February 2011, 21:28:41

the gun is awesome but what does this button do. the button that says in case of emergency

That activates the K-F Flux Capacitor. It's handy when you want to interdict that Potemkin that's pissing you off, but just be careful...the 1.21 Giga-Watt drain on your power core will leave you unable to fire for a moment or five.

Also, watch out for outtahtime button. If you press it, and move the weapon at 129.067 feet per second, well...lets just say that you might end up captainmom having a crush on you. :( #P ::) :D

Demon55 · « **Reply #67 on:** 21 February 2011, 10:35:25 »

Flash bangs?

twycross · « **Reply #68 on:** 22 February 2011, 20:25:01 »

Quote from: Demon55 on 21 February 2011, 10:35:25

Flash bangs?

Sorry, not included.

If you were referring to your gun...no flash-bags involved. We're talking K-F physics and the potential initiation of Hyper-Temporal paradigm shifts of a rather personal manifestation that is built into the "Outtatime" function of your gun. If used correctly, you get a single attempt to redeem yourself. If used incorrectly...well...everybody's screwed. 8)

Demon55 · « **Reply #69 on:** 22 February 2011, 20:57:57 »

Darn, my infantry could use some.

twycross · « **Reply #70 on:** 23 February 2011, 13:58:17 »

<Some Twy clones roll out a few dozen skid loads of Flash-bang crates>

There you go, D-man. They're on you tab and ready to rock. O0

Demon55 · « **Reply #71 on:** 23 February 2011, 18:18:22 »

twycross · « **Reply #72 on:** 25 February 2011, 00:13:04 »

Good to business with you, D55. O0 Come back again soon. :) ;)

twycross · « **Reply #73 on:** 28 February 2011, 23:59:23 »

Kat · « **Reply #74 on:** 01 March 2011, 00:18:04 »

twycross · « **Reply #75 on:** 01 March 2011, 00:31:29 »

Hmmm...what ever should we do with all of this Soylent Gree...er all these corpses, Kat?

Kat · « **Reply #76 on:** 01 March 2011, 00:53:29 »

"Eh, you can make curry out of anything."

Demon55 · « **Reply #77 on:** 01 March 2011, 14:40:07 »

I have another LRM boat so about twenty tons of standard LRM ammo please. About 650K in C-bills should be enough.

twycross · « **Reply #78 on:** 02 March 2011, 15:03:25 »

Sounds good. Standard shipping address okay?

I'll also throw in a few tons of Spanish Fly Missiles. They're gay-RUN-teed to drive your target to distraction. >:) }:)

Demon55 · « **Reply #79 on:** 02 March 2011, 15:08:33 »

Quote from: twycross on 02 March 2011, 15:03:25

Sounds good. Standard shipping address okay?

I'll also throw in a few tons of Spanish Fly Missiles. They're gay-RUN-teed to drive your target to distraction. >:) }:)

Most excellent my enemies return fire will be less effective as they have things to worry about that are more important.

twycross · « **Reply #80 on:** 02 March 2011, 20:26:54 »

Quote from: Demon55 on 02 March 2011, 15:08:33

Most excellent my enemies return fire will be less effective as they have things to worry about that are more important.

Things like horniness and serve blisters... }:)

twycross · « **Reply #81 on:** 05 March 2011, 17:45:10 »

:o

Oh come on! A perfect opening and nobody's gonna take the shot?

Shame, shame shame... [tickedoff] ;)

Kat · « **Reply #82 on:** 05 March 2011, 18:21:35 »

"But where's the fun in that? Give us a challenge." ;D

twycross · « **Reply #83 on:** 06 March 2011, 22:49:44 »

<Twy builds a huge wall of full sacks of peanuts, brazilnuts (aka filberts), walnuts, almonds, pecans, pistachios, and the like>

Okay everybody! Free nut shots!!!!

Kat · « **Reply #84 on:** 06 March 2011, 23:11:39 »

<crunch. munch. munch, nom nom nom>

"Whff? Yuh meen dis iffn't foh snackin?"

twycross · « **Reply #85 on:** 06 March 2011, 23:44:13 »

<Twy does a spit take and grabs some mental floss>

I'll be in the little Lagomorphs room cleaning my dirty mind.

<Twy ducks into the john>

Kat · « **Reply #86 on:** 07 March 2011, 00:35:45 »

::) *eye roooooollllololol*

*rollrollrollrollrollroll*

"Oh, god, I can't stop my eyes! AAAAHHH!"

Wombat · « **Reply #87 on:** 07 March 2011, 09:03:47 »

[Wombat waddles out of the bathroom with some toliet tissue stuck to his foot. After a few minuites he begins trying to pull it off, resulting unfortunately in getting himself tied in a knot.]

Demon55 · « **Reply #88 on:** 07 March 2011, 15:13:50 »

I need a new chain axe.

twycross · « **Reply #89 on:** 08 March 2011, 23:01:21 »

Quote from: Demon55 on 07 March 2011, 15:13:50

I need a new chain axe.

What size? I've got Despicable Me Minion, small, regular, large, BattleMech, "small genitalia compensation", and anti-Warship.

Quote from: Wombat on 07 March 2011, 09:03:47

[Wombat waddles out of the bathroom with some toliet tissue stuck to his foot. After a few minuites he begins trying to pull it off, resulting unfortunately in getting himself tied in a knot.]

<Twy hands him an "ATPS"...an Anti Toilet Paper System>

Here you go, Wombat. This little chunk of goodness uses nuclear fire to rid you of TP, your viciti...er...incriminating evidence, and can also clean your pouch out in a pinch.