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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #1050 on: 01 October 2019, 14:57:56 »
But the receipts all state : Care of Achoo the All Mighty, in perfect print.

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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #1051 on: 02 October 2019, 07:24:51 »
I can see it now, a silhouette of Achoo's past likeliness plastering on the wall for Most Wanted for credit flaw on the walls of the Post Office, however unable to determine what he actually looks like due to his various changes.
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #1052 on: 02 October 2019, 13:38:36 »
Well it kinda looks like a very large pink blob vaguely humanoid shape.

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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #1053 on: 02 October 2019, 17:51:40 »
……...it kinda looks like a playdo sculpture photographed using a very out of focus camera...…..sort of like something from Wallace and Gromit......
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #1054 on: 02 October 2019, 19:51:06 »
Achoo, your now wanted arent worried you will get hauled away to the pokey?
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #1055 on: 03 October 2019, 16:04:31 »
****** all of you ****** nerds. I hate you all.
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« Reply #1056 on: 03 October 2019, 19:50:10 »
Hey! I kinda sorta almost vaguely resemble that hateful ******** remark!
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #1057 on: 04 October 2019, 08:15:53 »
(Outraged off scene, WoB send their Robot SantaClaws into the bar and shoots up everyone and sends truetanker & Achoo to the corner.)

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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #1058 on: 05 October 2019, 16:58:30 »
Meh. Could have been worse. I have dealt with customers that make Robot Santa look really lame.....
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #1059 on: 07 October 2019, 09:57:07 »
You must wear Battle Armor in that store.
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #1060 on: 07 October 2019, 14:20:41 »
Naw... he'll just do this instead!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0o3lGhu9-dQ

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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #1061 on: 07 October 2019, 17:45:21 »
I worked at Wal*Mart. Wal*Mart customers have a very well deserved reputation. 'Nuff said.
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #1062 on: 08 October 2019, 05:28:08 »
But this is CLANGLUNA, if you can survive HERE, you can survive anywhere!
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #1063 on: 11 October 2019, 22:05:24 »
You're thinking about Wombat's pouch...
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #1064 on: 12 October 2019, 06:54:05 »
You know something about that place? Wombat Bath and Beyond the Pouch?
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #1065 on: 12 October 2019, 10:38:12 »
No, the extradimensional purgatory where Wombat places things, and people, he has "borrowed" and promptly forgets about because even a goldfish has a longer attention span than Wombat...…...
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #1066 on: 14 October 2019, 12:08:54 »
Sounds like blackhole for socks, but that's the drier i thought.
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #1067 on: 17 October 2019, 20:43:39 »
There may be some driers in there...…..along with maybe a tac nuke...….one can never know for sure.
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« Reply #1068 on: 18 October 2019, 15:14:20 »
Is that's what flames from Wombat's behind is really? Not the spicy food, but left over nukes?
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #1069 on: 23 October 2019, 20:09:21 »
Uhm, no. Not usually. Just a badly drawn toon with some gastric...…….issues.
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #1070 on: 27 October 2019, 07:03:32 »
How is it the little guy flown over and across land scape of Clangluna and heading back here like Scud ballistic missile???

(Wrangler slowly slides sideways away from Achoo...since it appears Wombat is seemly aiming for spot Achoo is standing on...)
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #1071 on: 31 October 2019, 11:17:42 »
[Achoo tosses a bowl of Chili Inferno IIC on Wrangler and teleports away in a swirly pink cloud of exit, stage right...…]
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #1072 on: 01 November 2019, 07:52:19 »
Ahhh!!!!!  It's Spicy!!!

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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #1073 on: 02 November 2019, 03:18:30 »
Only a little bit

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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #1074 on: 02 November 2019, 14:49:58 »
If you want really hot eat some Grakz. (And if you don't know what that is, or the reference, read Grrl Power #712 to see the aftereffects.....)
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« Reply #1075 on: 05 November 2019, 06:47:43 »
If you want really hot eat some Grakz. (And if you don't know what that is, or the reference, read Grrl Power #712 to see the aftereffects.....)
That girl has stomach of iron and tongue like Dave Lister from from Red Dwarf. No one competes with that.
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« Reply #1076 on: 08 November 2019, 11:59:30 »
But even she was terrified by the aftereffects...... 8)
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #1077 on: 08 November 2019, 16:33:56 »
Aren't like expert that, Mr. I-Live-In-the-ThroneRoom?
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« Reply #1078 on: 11 November 2019, 18:19:25 »
Don't knock it until you try it.   8)
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #1079 on: 11 November 2019, 19:03:45 »
I believe i can say Everyone has.
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