[The parking lot cracks just a little bit, revealing a marsupial-shaped lump in the pavement. A closer look at the maintenance records would reveal that some inept construction workers found an unconscious marsupial in the lot and decided the best way to deal with roadkill was to pave over it with blacktop. The lump in the parking lot moves slightly as a delivery bike stops on top of it. The operator looks down at his order. Two brontosaurus burgers, full size, and 19 gallons of diet Coke. He shrugs, seeing as he was already pre-paid for the order by a credit card belonging to Achoo, and drops the order on the pavement as per the instructions. He rides away.]
*slurp*
*slurp*
*slurp*
[...the 19 gallon-tub of soda sitting along on the pavement slowely starts to drain away.]