Let me tell ya sumthin bruther. you don't want to be in mah house on June 20 this year bruther. and by mah house i mean the Deep in Huntsville bruther. You see, I am bringing out my ol' plastic robot toys brother. I have bought little aerosol cans of compressed air just to blow the dust off brother. That's because I do not want to whip you with dirty pieces bruther.
There will be so many prizes bruther, that you will have a wide selection to choose from except for the best one. I'm sorry brother, but for those who yearn for the best mech in the prize pool, I can only offer you weeping and gnashing of teeth instead brother. I don't know which one is best yet brother. I think I will just let mah hand hover over them until I can hear your heart break, and dat will be mah choice. Ooooooh yeah.
I have new sticks to beat you with this year brother. My posse has created free worlds league and raven alliance pieces to use. The stick I used to beat you with before has become dented and warped by the shape of ya head bruther. You made need a helmet this time bruther, cause I only wanna destroy ya bruther, not kill you. But you should still plan on leaving there in a body bag bruther. Yeeeaaah!
june 20, 2015. I suggest making a living will bruther. Oooooooooooh yeeeeeaaah!
