Author Topic: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!  (Read 134036 times)

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What a terrible home dimension

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What a terrible home dimension
Properly, Seattle.
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Never been there. Is that in Lyran Space? Because I don't go there either.  :-X
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Never been there. Is that in Lyran Space? Because I don't go there either.  :-X
Sortof. Its in d Terra Hegemony space....place called Lonestar.
"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
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Sortof. Its in d Terra Hegemony space....place called Lonestar.

Is that where Dog Boys are from?


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Is that where Dog Boys are from?
Not anymore. Not since a Rimworld Republic fleet blew it up lead by a guy name Rick Darkhelmet.
"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
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Notsonoble

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*Falls out of a locker*

I've been in there way too long.
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Weirdo: Sounds like the proper reaction to a Macross Cannon to me.
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Wow! How long you been stuck in there????  :o
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Uhm……...apparently not long enough? (whistles innocently...…)
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Waitminute....did you stuff Notsonoble in that closet?!?
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Notsonoble put himself in the closet. He knew what was good for him.
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He's a living mothball?
"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
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Finally Notsonoble admits...

You did state you came out of a closet!  :thumbsup:

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If I'm attacking you, conventional wisom says to bring 3x your force.  I want extra insurance, so I'll bring 4 for every 1 of what you have :D ~ Tai Dai Cultist on 21 April 2016
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Properly, Seattle.

Let rains far less in Seattle than you think.  However it is commonly covered with cloud cover. 

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Let rains far less in Seattle than you think.  However it is commonly covered with cloud cover.
Rains more after Seattle becomes a becomes a city-state in the UCAS after the awaking and mutant biker go-gangers tear up nice part town once known as Redmond.
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Meh. The writer of Shadowrun just hated Redmond. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
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Where did fiction writer get their hands on nuclear weapons?????  :o
« Last Edit: 07 September 2019, 20:57:09 by Wrangler »
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"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants
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The locker was no where near a closet. As for how I got in there, no idea. Last I remember was opening a bathroom door on clangluna.
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Weirdo: Sounds like the proper reaction to a Macross Cannon to me.
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And of course if even a single Constitution had shown up onscreen for even a single second, you would have been able to hear the mass squeeing from orbit.

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It wasn't me. I was on a completely different luna at the time!  ::)
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Wow! A dimensional door!  In to tome no less!  How many years into the future were you thrown??
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no no it was wombat that was flung into the future.

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AND INTO THE FUTURE THAT IS ACHOO! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!   >:D
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(points to Achoo) He started saying....
I may be able to open portals in time, but not in the halls of CBT. This should be in the silly section. Apparently I made a wrong turn at the planet "Albuquerque"
Thus why i said he was the one who got thrown through the future.  Since he slipped on a banana peel was sent into the portal he opened.
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Wow! A dimensional door!  In to tome no less!  How many years into the future were you thrown??

You tell me...
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Self:  Meltrans are already culture shocked, except their response is to squeal like high school girls at a boy band concert and discharge energy weapons in random directions.
Weirdo: Sounds like the proper reaction to a Macross Cannon to me.
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And of course if even a single Constitution had shown up onscreen for even a single second, you would have been able to hear the mass squeeing from orbit.

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I don't know. I wasn't paying attention.




What were we talking about again?
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I don't know. I wasn't paying attention.

What were we talking about again?

The Prank War you and Wombat had which wrecked a planet using time machines.

Talk about weird hobbies.
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Prank war using time machines? I haven't done that. I would remember that if I had done that.  ::)
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*Considers stepping back into the locker*
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Weirdo: Sounds like the proper reaction to a Macross Cannon to me.
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And of course if even a single Constitution had shown up onscreen for even a single second, you would have been able to hear the mass squeeing from orbit.

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Once you come out of the closet you can't go back. Unless somebody puts you there......
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Meanwhile in the bar....oh wait I'm narrating myself.

(sips from his beer mug filled with questionable beer from truetanker's questionable beer collection)

Achoo, are you like semi-retired?  You have not been so animated as you used to. Usually you cause random events to accrue.

(Wrangler peers outside seeing if the cops are coming for Achoo from BoP's debt collection agency)
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"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants
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