Author Topic: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo! (Read 135183 times)

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #540 on:** 17 September 2019, 16:37:24 »

PBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBT! (pulls out a BIG hammer and hits Wrangler repeatedly)

KAWHAM! KAWHAM! KAWHAM!

Happy now?

Wrangler · « **Reply #541 on:** 17 September 2019, 17:40:46 »

.......no

truetanker · « **Reply #542 on:** 17 September 2019, 19:54:11 »

You had to drink my liquor didn't you!

See serves you right... knocked your ass down, didn't it. All Achoo hit you with was a soft plastic air-filled hammer. And then you fell out of your seat, hit the bar and then the floor and blackened your eye a-bit.

Damned frails...

* mutters to himself as he swallows a half liter of something dark brown and spicy smelling from a XXXX labeled bottle. *

TT

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #543 on:** 19 September 2019, 16:07:42 »

For my next magical trick I will pull a rabbit out of Wrangler's ass!

Nothing up my sleeve...….Presto!

Ugh.

Wombat · « **Reply #544 on:** 19 September 2019, 22:31:18 »

"It's somewhat better than pulling a Locust 'mech out of his ass. I know...I've tried."

BirdofPrey · « **Reply #545 on:** 20 September 2019, 04:38:07 »

Tried or succeeded? O_o

Wrangler · « **Reply #546 on:** 20 September 2019, 06:50:24 »

I NEED A DOCTOR!! *(passes out)*

[Mass Medical Ambulance rushes into the scene running over indestructible but very bruiseable Achoo, the plushy sneeze toy man-thing. The Hapless Ferrets workers fall out of the Ambulance and grab Wrangler and tosses on a stretcher bed and tosses it into the van. [thud]. They jump back into Ambulance and back out scene over Achoo and handing the bill for repairs to Ambulance since his walls damaged it as they came in to Wombat...before zooming off]

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #547 on:** 20 September 2019, 14:44:56 »

(A definitely battered and bruised Achoo sort of stands back up, staggers and sways his way across the lair, semi-headed for the throne room.)

Da der wha why how? Is there a doctor in the house?

Notsonoble · « **Reply #548 on:** 22 September 2019, 19:37:07 »

We ran The Doctor off, his last screams were about simpler living in a cyberman stronghold.

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #549 on:** 22 September 2019, 20:15:37 »

The Doctor went Blakist? Wow!

Wrangler · « **Reply #550 on:** 23 September 2019, 11:32:44 »

I thought he was mixed with crew calling themselves Blake's 7.

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #551 on:** 23 September 2019, 17:59:54 »

If they are Blake they must be cleansed! Let's see...….I have some toilet bowl cleanser around here that should do the job. Oh, and we will nead a plunger to have at those Blakist scum...….anybody got anything else useful?

Notsonoble · « **Reply #552 on:** 23 September 2019, 18:38:44 »

There's a bottle of windex in that locker I fell out of.

BirdofPrey · « **Reply #553 on:** 23 September 2019, 21:17:54 »

I have a can of Ajax. Maybe that could help.
{A BoP Industries truck delivers a giant can, opens it, and then drives a 90 ton tank out of it.}

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #554 on:** 24 September 2019, 22:00:33 »

Well, if we hook it up to a really big power washer the tank might work...…..

Wrangler · « **Reply #555 on:** 25 September 2019, 07:44:27 »

Ok.
(Wrangler goes to the "garage" aka the Mech Hangar where people "park" their various rides Mechs, trucks, whatevera". He selects a tanker truck (no not a TANK) and plugs hoses into the 90 ton BoP tank, and starts up the powerful fusion powered power washer.

(However, Wombat, waltzs up and snatches the hoses out of Wrangler's hands and proceeds to release the Ajax...thus launching Wombat around in the air spraying everything.)

Wombat · « **Reply #556 on:** 25 September 2019, 20:08:24 »

"...happens everytime I try to use a urinal in a dropshop."

[The idea prompts an idea and Wombat goes in search of a urinal cake for a nice snack. In the meantime, the sounds of an ACME™ ambulance can be heard approaching at high speed...]

Sharpnel · « **Reply #557 on:** 26 September 2019, 09:47:57 »

Quote from: Wombat on 25 September 2019, 20:08:24

"...happens everytime I try to use a urinal in a dropshop."

[The idea prompts an idea and Wombat goes in search of a urinal cake for a nice snack. In the meantime, the sounds of an ACME™ ambulance can be heard approaching at high speed...]

... with no barkes and smashes into a large crowd of unsuspecting, but not innocent, Woozles.

truetanker · « **Reply #558 on:** 26 September 2019, 14:53:32 »

* Proceeds to his personal " Rattler " Mobile Planetary Denial Structure to counter this invasion on his beloved Blakists Reunion. *

TT

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #559 on:** 26 September 2019, 20:07:17 »

Annnnnd we just dealt with the first rule of sneak attacks...……

No one expects stupid.

Wombat · « **Reply #560 on:** 27 September 2019, 03:16:07 »

"No one expects squids dressed in clown costumes either, but according to the ACME™ director, that's the next scene..."

Wrangler · « **Reply #561 on:** 27 September 2019, 10:24:02 »

Wait, the bar going serve Calamari? I hear they're very squishy.

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #562 on:** 28 September 2019, 13:36:30 »

Calamari Clowns? I thought it was supposed to be cloned calamari! Stupid script rewrites and messed up spell checking and editing...….. xp

truetanker · « **Reply #563 on:** 28 September 2019, 15:29:14 »

It could be Attack of the Killer Carrots instead...

TT

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #564 on:** 28 September 2019, 19:41:24 »

Don't give the writers any ideas...……………... ::)

Notsonoble · « **Reply #565 on:** 29 September 2019, 10:11:34 »

Ive seen carrot bukakke, lets not.

Wombat · « **Reply #566 on:** 29 September 2019, 20:01:37 »

"...that's better than Carrot Top bukakke."

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #567 on:** 29 September 2019, 21:32:10 »

I kinda like carrot cake...…...now what in the heck was I...…….oh yes! Cleansing the Blakists! We gotta get them squeaky clean!

truetanker · « **Reply #568 on:** 01 October 2019, 15:12:30 »

* Readies the use of his Davy Crockett-M's for both of his paired Log Tom and Arrow IV's! Also programs his Asset Management Weapon nuclear systems for his three 'Cudda launchers... *

" We are gathered here today under the Holy Suns of Blake to praise his will...

Peace of Blake onto you and you all, may he have mercy on your soul...

* Commences firing... *

TT
>:D

Wrangler · « **Reply #569 on:** 02 October 2019, 10:53:32 »

[truetanker's Bunnies of Blake artillery crew make their preparations to fire. However, low recruitment numbers did not bring in the BRIGHTEST of soldier/followers of the Wisdom of Blake. The Adepts set fire, then find they inverted their target numbers launching their David Crocketts into their own base over the hill where the Lair is located...illuminating the sky. Frustrated, the Bunny crew begins smack their own controls only to trigger the igniters to explode of the launchers to wiping out the WoB bunnies and sending their intrepid commander flying away into the said rising mushroom behinds the hills of where their base USED TO BE.]

Well, you can't say truetanker not man of action.