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firewyrm
Guest
bumper stickers
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on:
15 April 2011, 20:05:09 »
Imagen if you could put a bumper sticker on your mech what would it say
on a warhammer
guns go boom so do you
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LordChaos
Master Sergeant
Posts: 211
Re: bumper stickers
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Reply #1 on:
15 April 2011, 20:22:04 »
Seen on an AWS-9Q
"Now with 33% more Awesome!"
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willydstyle
Captain
Posts: 2125
Re: bumper stickers
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Reply #2 on:
15 April 2011, 20:36:19 »
I wouldn't mind a bumper sticker for my car that says something like "My other car is a Marauder."
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SteelRaven
Lieutenant Colonel
Posts: 9623
Fight for something or Die for nothing
Re: bumper stickers
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Reply #3 on:
15 April 2011, 20:38:16 »
On the back of my mech?
"If you can read this... nuts!" #P
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Kotetsu
Captain
Posts: 2031
Re: bumper stickers
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Reply #4 on:
15 April 2011, 20:48:48 »
"If you can read this... you're on my side, right?"
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Lyran Archer
Lieutenant
Posts: 884
pre-3050: ARC-2R / post-3050: ARC-5W
Re: bumper stickers
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Reply #5 on:
15 April 2011, 20:59:43 »
On an
Archer
:
"Not the ammo bin! Not the ammo bin! Ah, nuts!"
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Kampfgruppe Panzerfaust
: 1
Overlord
class DropShip, 1
Fortress
class DropShip, 2 AeroSpace Fighters, 4 BattleMech Companies, 1 Vehicle Company, 1 Infantry Battalion
Motto:
STAND
(behind a hill)
AND DELIVER
(indirectly via spotter)
!
firewyrm
Guest
Re: bumper stickers
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Reply #6 on:
15 April 2011, 21:50:44 »
on any battlemech
and to think i could be stuck at being a fry cook
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fuzzychief
Private
Posts: 28
Re: bumper stickers
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Reply #7 on:
15 April 2011, 23:01:09 »
That's easy!
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Libertadkrieger
Corporal
Posts: 82
Re: bumper stickers
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Reply #8 on:
16 April 2011, 01:16:52 »
Seen painted on Hanse Davions Battlemaster.
"My other ride is your kings daughter"
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MoneyLovinOgre4Hire
Lieutenant General
Posts: 26082
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Re: bumper stickers
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Reply #9 on:
16 April 2011, 01:56:23 »
On a Fafnir: Mine's bigger.
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rlbell
Lieutenant
Posts: 929
Re: bumper stickers
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Reply #10 on:
16 April 2011, 02:43:15 »
Inside the LRM covers of a Catapult, so that it can be read when they flip up:
"Now, its Miller Time"
For the Rifleman variant with the twin light gauss rifles (or anything mounting HVAC/2's):
"Reach out and touch someone"
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Jamil Nate
Corporal
Posts: 81
Preparing for the Dark Age
Re: bumper stickers
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Reply #11 on:
16 April 2011, 03:24:24 »
I can just picture a few :
"If you can read this, you're in firing range"
"[Insert Capital World name] or Bust!"
"EXTERMINATE!"
"The Word of Blake wants you... DEAD!"
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shivanwurm
Lieutenant
Posts: 959
Re: bumper stickers
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Reply #12 on:
16 April 2011, 03:30:42 »
Quote from: fuzzychief on 15 April 2011, 23:01:09
That's easy!
Beat me to it.
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thepromethean83
Private
Posts: 39
Re: bumper stickers
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Reply #13 on:
16 April 2011, 05:43:01 »
MechWarriors do it in cockpits.
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A. Lurker
Major
Posts: 4641
Re: bumper stickers
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Reply #14 on:
16 April 2011, 05:52:35 »
On an UrbanMech: "Post No Bills"
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firewyrm
Guest
Re: bumper stickers
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Reply #15 on:
16 April 2011, 07:18:57 »
fuzzychief
ok where the &^%$ can i get one of those banners at
on the back of a locust
speed the only way to avoid being hit
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RedMarauder
Warrant Officer
Posts: 543
It's time to 'Mech House!
Re: bumper stickers
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Reply #16 on:
16 April 2011, 08:11:14 »
"I'm the truck you couldn't get the number of"
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The_Livewire
Warrant Officer
Posts: 731
Re: bumper stickers
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Reply #17 on:
16 April 2011, 08:18:50 »
Hatchetman/Nightsky/Axeman et al.
"If you can read this, you're too close."
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Greyhind
Warrant Officer
Posts: 635
I'm Watching You
Re: bumper stickers
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Reply #18 on:
16 April 2011, 08:22:23 »
On a Dig Lord:
Now this is a 4x4!
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Aerohead
Private
Posts: 30
Re: bumper stickers
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Reply #19 on:
16 April 2011, 09:15:51 »
On your favorite flashbulb mech........
"Say Cheese!!!"
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EXO-3DK
Freelance Artist
Recruit
Posts: 15
Re: bumper stickers
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Reply #20 on:
16 April 2011, 09:39:40 »
"This mech survived Tukiyyad"
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EXO-3DK
Freelance Artist
Recruit
Posts: 15
Re: bumper stickers
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Reply #21 on:
16 April 2011, 09:47:29 »
"How's my piloting? call 1-800 eat ****!"
On the tip of the barrel of my AC/20
"If you can read this...it's too late"
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A. Lurker
Major
Posts: 4641
Re: bumper stickers
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Reply #22 on:
16 April 2011, 09:53:16 »
"It's not paranoia if the phone company really IS out to get you."
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Fallen_Raven
Major
Posts: 3720
Re: bumper stickers
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Reply #23 on:
16 April 2011, 10:04:59 »
Any mech with TSM "Here's my Paci-FIST!" :D
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LordChaos
Master Sergeant
Posts: 211
Re: bumper stickers
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Reply #24 on:
16 April 2011, 13:16:52 »
Quote from: Lyran Archer on 15 April 2011, 20:59:43
On an
Archer
:
"Not the ammo bin! Not the ammo bin! Ah, nuts!"
Actually, I'd expect an
Archer
to have (on the launcher covers) "
close
OPEN
cover before striking"
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firewyrm
Guest
Re: bumper stickers
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Reply #25 on:
16 April 2011, 16:53:51 »
on the front of a cannon
suck's to be you
or
smile it only hurts a little
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Kotetsu
Captain
Posts: 2031
Re: bumper stickers
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Reply #26 on:
16 April 2011, 16:58:39 »
On the front of a Hollander II: "This may hurt me than it will you."
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MoneyLovinOgre4Hire
Lieutenant General
Posts: 26082
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Re: bumper stickers
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Reply #27 on:
16 April 2011, 17:19:13 »
On a Sagittaire: I can arm flip!
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Pa Weasley
Freelance Writer
Major
Posts: 5523
I am not this cute
Re: bumper stickers
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Reply #28 on:
16 April 2011, 17:27:29 »
Will break for vision quests.
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MoneyLovinOgre4Hire
Lieutenant General
Posts: 26082
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Re: bumper stickers
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Reply #29 on:
16 April 2011, 17:32:34 »
On a BLR-2C: Commander On Board.
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