[Our adventures opens up as Samauri Wombat, aka Wombat, and his henchman Achoo (for some reason throughout this series dressed in an oversized but otherwise functional copy of a blue marsupial suit with only his face poking out the top of the costume, high above the Solaris National Bank. While the producers have yet to comment as to why they've cast Wombat and Achoo working together, they seem to be wearing matching marsupial suits and are hanging on a pair of cables high above the vault of the bank.]
Wombat: "Did you bring the tools?"
Achoo: "Why am I dressed in a marsupial suit?"
Wombat: "I think it looks quite fetching on you."
Achoo: "You mean festering...has this thing ever been washed?"
Wombat: "No need, I tongue it off every few weeks...or it gets blown off and somehow ACMEâ„¢ colors a new one on me by the time of my next scene. I think its magic."
Achoo: "...its something alright."
[Meanwhile, deep in the interior of the bank, bank CEO and uber-lender Spamalot has his inept (but cheaply produced and under-insured) woozle security guards roaming the halls of the bank. the bank itself appears to be 23 stories tall with numerous patrons on levels in the lobby and around. Naturally to add another level of suspense (and in ACMEâ„¢'s attempt to compete with the network broadcast of American Idol, several different criminal factions may be attempting to rob this bank branch at the same time. The adventure has just begun...]