Author Topic: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...  (Read 77857 times)

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[Achoo walks in from stage right, gets a flagon of run from the bar and goes to sit down in a lounge chair.]

Ahhhhhhhh, that hits the spot! What have I missed?
If you are waiting for me to go out of my mind you will have to wait. The exits are not clearly marked and the doors open the wrong way. Oh, and the doors are trapped!

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Ahhhhhhhh, that hits the spot! What have I missed?
Well, let's see. First the Earth cooled. And then the dinosaurs came, but they got too big and fat, so they all died and they turned into oil. And then the Arabs came and they bought Mercedes Benzes.  Then some scientist invented Jumpships and just about everyone left.  Then people got bored and had civiliwar.  Then McKenna put stop to that, blew up a island! Then Camerons came, they did a lot talking, and then poor Richard was given a shiny new gun as gift, but it instead it ventilated his head instead.  And then Kerensky showed up and kick Amaris out, but Kerensky got evicted out by House Lords. Then Blake came and fixed everything, then things go boring, Comstar told us to worship toaster ovens...then..
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I hate toasters....especially the talking ones! Those things are just annoying and persistent!
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Your toast has been burned, and no amount of scraping can remove the black parts.

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I hate toasters....especially the talking ones! Those things are just annoying and persistent!
Even dancing toasters?
"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
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Yes, even the dancing ones. ESPECIALLY the dancing ones! They are too cute and need to be oblueterated!
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but if you blue them they'll be even MORE resistant to corrosion and we'll NEVER be rid of them

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Since their a BirdofPrey product?
"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
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Because they are cute and NEED TO BE DESTROYED!  >:D
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(hands The Mighty ACHOO his a typical Mk1 SRM Launcher)  Go for it big guy. 
(Wrangler looks out side)  Hmm, looks like bunch of them heard what you said their forming a giant Mech outsider....Toastron?

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Wow! That looks so Futurama!
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Are you going admire thing or you going blow up the Toastron out there?  I think just started shoot up your Locust IIC.
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Uhm, that isn't mine. It's been parked there for a while.  :)

And this thing? The launcher you handed me? Right. Nope. Not big enough.


[Achoo disappears in a puff of swirling pink smoke. 30 seconds later the toastron, and the surrounding area, gets obliterated by an orbital strike. Achoo reappears 30 seconds later in a swirl of pink smoke.]

There. That's better!
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What the... :o

Dare i ask how in world of Carmen San Diego you did that?
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Uhm………..big guns?
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Big guns, will travel?
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Not very far...……..it's kinda salvage...…….but the guns work!
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What in worlds did you salvage from?
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………….places...…………  :-X
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Fell off a dropship did it?

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Dropship...…..yeah, right, dropship...…………….. 8)
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Surprised no one picked up Achoo for freight lifting...oh wait, he own Achloouna.  So he owns the police.
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Hey! It was salvage!  That's my story and I am sticking to it!  :thumbsup:
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So you have a piece together Pocket-Warship (Dropship) in orbit ready pounce any target you desire?

Why in world haven't you used that on the Wombat?

 :P . . o o O O (waitminute...didn't one those past bars end up being made out assault dropship that went lawn darted into the ground?)
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Made by ACME Wrangler not complete sentence dude. Besides Wombat is too stupid to notice orbital bombardments. He might notice the noise and think somebody is setting off fireworks, but otherwise stupidity wins out over what he didn't notice or understand. And that it pretty annoying, actually.
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I guess sheer luck beats Achoo-cunning everytime?
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Luck not so much. It's more like writer's fiat...…..and I want to take that Fiat away from that damned writer!
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Im sure involving lots money.
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Nope. I'm stealing it!  8)
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Technically stealing involves getting money and valuable goods.

(Wrangler notices part of the Achooluna lounge Achoo owns is decorated with wooden (if slightly stylish) crates with various locals like Capellan Confederation, HesDef, Al's used rebuilt mechs, BoJ Repurposers, and box marked "Live", "Catgirls" from Magistracy of Canopus.)

I guess so....what did you do with those Catgirls? They work in as waitresses in lower lounge or something?
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"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
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