I've been playing in Word, and got a good start; decent cover, ok layout, but got mixed up trying to go leftpage/right page and screwed it up somehow, so have to do the covers again. I have lots of work done, but was waiting for questions to get answered and stopped working. The file is too big to show here, but if somebody's interested in looking I can put it on my Dropbox and send an invite.
(edit - my god, I'm such a whiner. 3/4 of this post was just embarrassing. I can respect the effort to do these things, I just can't do it myself.)
But no. If I'm going to do it, It's got to be my work. I can live with it even if it looks like my kids did it. xp