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Title: Girl Genius - You're my creation and must obey my commands!
Post by: Xtrahmxwohld on 21 May 2014, 10:47:59
Since the last thread hit 50 pages, here's a new one.

I got my 10 yr old hooked on GG. mwhahahaahahaha!
Title: Re: Girl Genius - You're my creation and must obey my commands!
Post by: Weirdo on 21 May 2014, 11:02:46
I got my 10 yr old hooked on GG.

Because the only thing more dangerous than a spark, is one that doesn't have experience holding them back... ^-^
Title: Re: Girl Genius - You're my creation and must obey my commands!
Post by: Khymerion on 21 May 2014, 11:13:00
Because the only thing more dangerous than a spark, is one that doesn't have experience holding them back... ^-^

Start 'em young so you can have them start picking out who they will make into proper minions early.   You got to train them young.
Title: Re: Girl Genius - You're my creation and must obey my commands!
Post by: Aokarasu on 21 May 2014, 11:36:52
Because the only thing more dangerous than a spark, is one that doesn't have experience holding them back... ^-^

I loved your post closing the previous one; wonder if that will become a new verb?

"What happened to [Town X]?"
"It got Mechanicsburged."
Title: Re: Girl Genius - You're my creation and must obey my commands!
Post by: Grognard on 21 May 2014, 12:28:29
new verbs from combat units....

That villa got B-52'd.

Bob is stupid busy.  His whole shop is being Custer-ized.
Title: Re: Girl Genius - You're my creation and must obey my commands!
Post by: PsihoKekec on 21 May 2014, 14:06:04
Since the last thread hit 50 pages, here's a new one.

I got my 10 yr old hooked on GG. mwhahahaahahaha!
A fun that will last well into adulthood.
Title: Re: Girl Genius - You're my creation and must obey my commands!
Post by: Weirdo on 21 May 2014, 16:35:04
We *have* to raise a new generation of GG fans. Someone has to be around to see how it all ends! ;)
Title: Re: Girl Genius - You're my creation and must obey my commands!
Post by: Auren on 21 May 2014, 17:20:45
It is my personal theory that the Foglios are the first Sparks. When they die, the comic will continue, driven by an insane computer whose definition of "Fun" is creatively removing intruders from the premises
Title: Re: Girl Genius - You're my creation and must obey my commands!
Post by: vidar on 21 May 2014, 19:59:09
I am wondering who their looking to pull out/see down there.  I can not help feeling that is not the old baron.
Title: Re: Girl Genius - You're my creation and must obey my commands!
Post by: StCptMara on 21 May 2014, 20:22:36
I just want to see what more we hear from the Voices.
Title: Re: Girl Genius - You're my creation and must obey my commands!
Post by: Drop Bear on 21 May 2014, 21:11:08
Nope it's the "Storm King", if he survives he's got someone that can throw some of his most powerful enemies in to turmoil, he pushes the Storm King in to the neutral camp and scores points with Agatha. If he dies well he's eliminated a political and romantic rival and can negotiate with a more agreeable Heir to the Storm Throne to establishing a new order, Neo-Pax-Europa anyone?
Title: Re: Girl Genius - You're my creation and must obey my commands!
Post by: Alexander Knight on 21 May 2014, 21:15:01
Othar.

Because if anyone can survive this, Othar can, and then Gil will know how to save others.

And if Othar doesn't?  Then he's dead for good!  Hurrah!
Title: Re: Girl Genius - You're my creation and must obey my commands!
Post by: Xtrahmxwohld on 21 May 2014, 21:36:08
I've been re-reading the stories... Is it wrong that the Castle makes me giggle and laugh uncontrollably?
Title: Re: Girl Genius - You're my creation and must obey my commands!
Post by: MoneyLovinOgre4Hire on 21 May 2014, 22:16:10
Why would there be anything wrong with that?
Title: Re: Girl Genius - You're my creation and must obey my commands!
Post by: Orin J. on 21 May 2014, 22:50:15
I've been re-reading the stories... Is it wrong that the Castle makes me giggle and laugh uncontrollably?

oh good, der kessle's sorrow inhibitor is still running.
Title: Re: Girl Genius - You're my creation and must obey my commands!
Post by: Stormlion1 on 21 May 2014, 23:23:50
Yay! New Thread!
Title: Re: Girl Genius - You're my creation and must obey my commands!
Post by: Medron Pryde on 22 May 2014, 01:04:30
I love the castle...so...happy to please her mistress...or master...or whatever...

;)
Title: Re: Girl Genius - You're my creation and must obey my commands!
Post by: StCptMara on 22 May 2014, 03:19:56
I've been re-reading the stories... Is it wrong that the Castle makes me giggle and laugh uncontrollably?

Oh! you are one of the FUN ones!
Title: Re: Girl Genius - You're my creation and must obey my commands!
Post by: Aokarasu on 23 May 2014, 18:00:31
Der Kestle knows "Higgs." That's right, Higgs in quotation marks. Curiouser and curiouser.
Title: Re: Girl Genius - You're my creation and must obey my commands!
Post by: Alexander Knight on 24 May 2014, 03:38:24
We already knew that.
Title: Re: Girl Genius - You're my creation and must obey my commands!
Post by: Aokarasu on 26 May 2014, 20:14:29
Der Kestle's enthusiasm is wondrous to behold (from a safe distance).
Title: Re: Girl Genius - You're my creation and must obey my commands!
Post by: Stormlion1 on 26 May 2014, 22:20:07
You don't want Der Kastle to interested in you it seems. Oddly I'm surprised Der Kastle doesn't recognize Gil's voice. He was running around inside it for a while.
Title: Re: Girl Genius - You're my creation and must obey my commands!
Post by: Alexander Knight on 27 May 2014, 00:29:21
You don't want Der Kastle to interested in you it seems. Oddly I'm surprised Der Kastle doesn't recognize Gil's voice. He was running around inside it for a while.

You only think Der Kestle didn't recognize Gil's voice.  Der Kestle loves to play all sorts of games mit der victims.
Title: Re: Girl Genius - You're my creation and must obey my commands!
Post by: Orin J. on 27 May 2014, 00:57:03
i like the the build of Der Kessle's paling! very likable murdercastle, that one.
Title: Re: Girl Genius - You're my creation and must obey my commands!
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 30 May 2014, 11:52:22
Well, that experiment went, well, sorta well.





Sorta
Title: Re: Girl Genius - You're my creation and must obey my commands!
Post by: Xtrahmxwohld on 30 May 2014, 13:20:12
He didn't turn to dust, so that's good  O0
Title: Re: Girl Genius - You're my creation and must obey my commands!
Post by: Alexander Knight on 30 May 2014, 15:14:05
And now we see what happens when a Jager gets older.
Title: Re: Girl Genius - You're my creation and must obey my commands!
Post by: Orin J. on 31 May 2014, 00:24:46
i don't think der kessle is fooled.

And now we see what happens when a Jager gets older.

or not, depending on how effective whatever Gil's experiment worked.

how about a Jagermonster babies spinoff? ;D
Title: Re: Girl Genius - You're my creation and must obey my commands!
Post by: PsihoKekec on 02 June 2014, 03:25:07
And we'll see what happens... sometime later.

I must say that train service is really good, Poirot would actually have a peaceful travel if he chose them instead of Orient Express.
Title: Re: Girl Genius - You're my creation and must obey my commands!
Post by: StCptMara on 02 June 2014, 18:45:26
And we'll see what happens... sometime later.

I must say that train service is really good, Poirot would actually have a peaceful travel if he chose them instead of Orient Express.

Especially when the Orient Express turns into some hideous eldritch horror...that just ruins the whole trip!
Title: Re: Girl Genius - You're my creation and must obey my commands!
Post by: wolfgar on 02 June 2014, 21:53:58
And I don't think we'll be doing that one again any time soon.
Title: Re: Girl Genius - You're my creation and must obey my commands!
Post by: Orin J. on 03 June 2014, 12:16:19
now that's what i call full service!

something tells me auntie margolotta REALLY needs that wine right about now.
Title: Re: Girl Genius - You're my creation and must obey my commands!
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 04 June 2014, 08:39:45
See! SEE! It does work! Uh Oh!
Title: Re: Girl Genius - You're my creation and must obey my commands!
Post by: Aokarasu on 09 June 2014, 20:51:00
Mmmm...the Others.
Title: Re: Girl Genius - You're my creation and must obey my commands!
Post by: Weirdo on 09 June 2014, 20:58:40
I only hope we're talking about the Others. Can you imagine throwing ANOTHER big bad into all of this?
Title: Re: Girl Genius - You're my creation and must obey my commands!
Post by: PsihoKekec on 10 June 2014, 00:44:33
I guess the standard answer by Foglios to such question would be: ''Why not?''
Title: Re: Girl Genius - You're my creation and must obey my commands!
Post by: Orin J. on 10 June 2014, 15:48:16
I only hope we're talking about the Others. Can you imagine throwing ANOTHER big bad into all of this?

can i imagine the Foglios doing it? heck, i'd be surprised if they didn't add more than one!
Title: Re: Girl Genius - You're my creation and must obey my commands!
Post by: StCptMara on 11 June 2014, 04:29:25
Nope! Looks PERFECTLY normal to me! Why would you think there could be anything amiss?
Weren't those always there?
Title: Re: Girl Genius - You're my creation and must obey my commands!
Post by: Weirdo on 11 June 2014, 08:47:41
....that has more eyes than necessary.
Title: Re: Girl Genius - You're my creation and must obey my commands!
Post by: Medron Pryde on 11 June 2014, 19:39:24
Um...crap...

How exactly do I explain this?

;)
Title: Re: Girl Genius - You're my creation and must obey my commands!
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 11 June 2014, 21:34:29
The correct words to describe the situation are not allowed to be posted on this site......
Title: Re: Girl Genius - You're my creation and must obey my commands!
Post by: StCptMara on 12 June 2014, 02:51:06
The correct words to describe the situation are not allowed to be posted on this site......

Sure they are! The Censortron will just get them!
Title: Re: Girl Genius - You're my creation and must obey my commands!
Post by: Orin J. on 12 June 2014, 09:37:36
Sure they are! The Censortron will just get them!

the glorious Censortron will get the offending words, or the offending forum member?  ???
Title: Re: Girl Genius - You're my creation and must obey my commands!
Post by: Weirdo on 12 June 2014, 09:38:20
Thanks to a recent upgrade, the answer to that is yes. [skull]
Title: Re: Girl Genius - You're my creation and must obey my commands!
Post by: Khymerion on 12 June 2014, 16:56:28
....that has more eyes than necessary.

That is only if you let yourself be constrained to thinking of how life here for us on this minor dimension works.   This is... 

I like it.
Title: Re: Girl Genius - You're my creation and must obey my commands!
Post by: Orin J. on 15 June 2014, 00:22:15
der kessle is having entirely too much fun with gil's subterfuge attempt. in that i'm afraid we're going to be short a gil too soon to resolve the plot threads.

i mean, i know it likes gil and all, but i'm not entirely sure that "liking" gil will mean it's taking his safety to hearth.
Title: Re: Girl Genius - You're my creation and must obey my commands!
Post by: PsihoKekec on 17 June 2014, 13:40:46
And then there was pie.
Title: Re: Girl Genius - You're my creation and must obey my commands!
Post by: Medron Pryde on 17 June 2014, 14:38:32
Pie is always good...and refreshing...:)
Title: Re: Girl Genius - You're my creation and must obey my commands!
Post by: Hammerpilot IIC on 18 June 2014, 14:48:16
A panicking Kestle? Oh dear.

And what is being said in the last panel? Looks like Jaegerspeak.
Title: Re: Girl Genius - You're my creation and must obey my commands!
Post by: PsihoKekec on 23 June 2014, 02:08:22
When Agatha is around, are things like that even allowed to happen without spark interference?
Title: Re: Girl Genius - You're my creation and must obey my commands!
Post by: Orin J. on 23 June 2014, 13:03:12
the trains must be on time! anything else would be sacrilege!

also, looks like Agatha's finally gotten around to putting her clothes on. is it me, or does she have a bit of a hard time recalling when she's undressed?........
Title: Re: Girl Genius - You're my creation and must obey my commands!
Post by: Aokarasu on 24 June 2014, 01:40:49
Nice "Star Wars" reference in today's strip.  ;D
Title: Re: Girl Genius - You're my creation and must obey my commands!
Post by: StCptMara on 24 June 2014, 04:23:20
Nice "Star Wars" reference in today's strip.  ;D

See, with the Maw Cluster in Star Wars, the use of a distance to represent speed makes sense.
That it could travel a shorter route, meant it was fast enough to escape the black holes through
the Maw Cluster.

What is going to be the explanation for using distance to measure the speed of something that
travels on rails, though?
Title: Re: Girl Genius - You're my creation and must obey my commands!
Post by: Auren on 24 June 2014, 05:54:59
Well, the simple answer. Hills.

The less simple answer, Spark territories.  :D
Title: Re: Girl Genius - You're my creation and must obey my commands!
Post by: Weirdo on 24 June 2014, 09:18:52
Well, the simple answer. Hills.

This actually makes sense. Just like the Falcon going past the Maw, a train with a more powerful engine would likely be able to handle steeper inclines, and thus able to use a rail that went right over the hills, as opposed to a normal train that might have to use rails that went around those hills.
Title: Re: Girl Genius - You're my creation and must obey my commands!
Post by: Alexander Knight on 24 June 2014, 21:22:14
This actually makes sense. Just like the Falcon going past the Maw, a train with a more powerful engine would likely be able to handle steeper inclines, and thus able to use a rail that went right over the hills, as opposed to a normal train that might have to use rails that went around those hills.

Do recall, this is a world with Ulysses Engines.

http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20100322#.U6oyE55FKvQ

Time and distance are not exactly fixed.
Title: Re: Girl Genius - You're my creation and must obey my commands!
Post by: StCptMara on 25 June 2014, 03:53:38
Do recall, this is a world with Ulysses Engines.

http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20100322#.U6oyE55FKvQ

Time and distance are not exactly fixed.

Wow...that was almost 4 years ago? Time sure flies!
Title: Re: Girl Genius - You're my creation and must obey my commands!
Post by: Orin J. on 25 June 2014, 11:09:33
Wow...that was almost 4 years ago? Time sure flies!

like a bumblebee with a hangover in a hurricane, in the case of this story.  #P
Title: Re: Girl Genius - You're my creation and must obey my commands!
Post by: Aokarasu on 26 June 2014, 02:24:50
That's certainly one way to remove the snow from the tracks.  [madflame]
Title: Re: Girl Genius - You're my creation and must obey my commands!
Post by: Khymerion on 26 June 2014, 08:54:20
That's certainly one way to remove the snow from the tracks.  [madflame]

I would so kill to have that for the front of some of our line haul trucks come winter.
Title: Re: Girl Genius - You're my creation and must obey my commands!
Post by: Weirdo on 26 June 2014, 09:03:46
Was anybody at all surprised to find that the stylized dragon at the front of a crazy train was actually a flamethrower? :)
Title: Re: Girl Genius - You're my creation and must obey my commands!
Post by: Aokarasu on 26 June 2014, 14:37:53
Was anybody at all surprised to find that the stylized dragon at the front of a crazy train was actually a flamethrower? :)

I'm evidently out of touch with my Inner Spark; it hadn't even occurred to me.
Title: Re: Girl Genius - You're my creation and must obey my commands!
Post by: wolfgar on 26 June 2014, 16:13:56
I was thinking some sort of plasma ray in the headlamp myself.
Title: Re: Girl Genius - You're my creation and must obey my commands!
Post by: Orin J. on 26 June 2014, 16:28:27
Was anybody at all surprised to find that the stylized dragon at the front of a crazy train was actually a flamethrower? :)

i would be actively disappointed if they had not had something named a dragon that did NOT breathe huge clouds of fire. it's just such a perfect opportunity.....
Title: Re: Girl Genius - You're my creation and must obey my commands!
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 30 June 2014, 08:44:35
I soooooo agree! Smart questions can make my head hurt!
Title: Re: Girl Genius - You're my creation and must obey my commands!
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 12 July 2014, 17:18:07
Oh my god! This Count Wolkerstorfer is awesome!
Title: Re: Girl Genius - You're my creation and must obey my commands!
Post by: Orin J. on 13 July 2014, 14:44:50
i like him, he's a proper card. i hope he's one of the recurring characters that isn't shelved for months at a time.


this also makes me wish for 'mech mounted pyrotechnics in mechwarrior online.
Title: Re: Girl Genius - You're my creation and must obey my commands!
Post by: Stormlion1 on 14 July 2014, 13:50:20
So appaerantly the Rail Gun is about to be born.
Title: Re: Girl Genius - You're my creation and must obey my commands!
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 14 July 2014, 20:41:40
Well, it was working. But he had a magnet..... 8)
Title: Re: Girl Genius - You're my creation and must obey my commands!
Post by: Orin J. on 14 July 2014, 21:11:10
a better magnet, you mean.

still, that's a well-made 'mech- not often you see a chassis made to take a railing like that!
Title: Re: Girl Genius - You're my creation and must obey my commands!
Post by: Liam's Ghost on 16 July 2014, 23:13:55
Don't look at him like that, Agatha. God is all about the sharing.
Title: Re: Girl Genius - You're my creation and must obey my commands!
Post by: MoneyLovinOgre4Hire on 20 July 2014, 23:54:07
Hmm, the right to be polearmed by bears?
Title: Re: Girl Genius - You're my creation and must obey my commands!
Post by: StCptMara on 21 July 2014, 04:28:29
Hmm, the right to be polearmed by bears?

You know...I think it says something when a Jaeger is actually telling people to get away, and is actually being
SERIOUS about the threat something poses..Agatha should probably pay attention!
Title: Re: Girl Genius - You're my creation and must obey my commands!
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 21 July 2014, 08:31:50
Count Wolkerstorfer believes in the right to arm bears! Ain't the Teddy Troopers soooooooo cute!
Title: Re: Girl Genius - You're my creation and must obey my commands!
Post by: StCptMara on 21 July 2014, 08:46:32
Count Wolkerstorfer believes in the right to arm bears! Ain't the Teddy Troopers soooooooo cute!

Yes, but seriously: Even in the past, what would Dimo reaction to Agatha actually saying all the stuff she has to use?
It would be to smile, and get ready to join in the carnage. In this case, though, his reaction telling everyone to
RUN. Even AFTER Agatha starts into the Crazy Place.  I think we are about to see the first REALLY dangerous thing
ever!
Title: Re: Girl Genius - You're my creation and must obey my commands!
Post by: wolfgar on 21 July 2014, 16:28:15
Oh Mara, you know Dimo just wants all the fun to himself.
Title: Re: Girl Genius - You're my creation and must obey my commands!
Post by: Alexander Knight on 21 July 2014, 16:49:05
I think we are about to see the first REALLY dangerous thing ever!

Nah, that would be the Dreen.  You know, the ones the Jager Generals are too terrified to try and fight
Title: Re: Girl Genius - You're my creation and must obey my commands!
Post by: PsihoKekec on 22 July 2014, 00:28:36
And the time creatures that scare Der Kestle.
Title: Re: Girl Genius - You're my creation and must obey my commands!
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 23 July 2014, 07:27:12
"Muh. Jager" So whatever! I like how Agatha is being dragged away by the monks in the first panel and is dragging the monks away in the last!
Title: Re: Girl Genius - You're my creation and must obey my commands!
Post by: PsihoKekec on 23 July 2014, 10:17:35
Swift switch from madness place to clarity of thought is usually caused by survival instincts flooding the body with adrenaline.
Title: Re: Girl Genius - You're my creation and must obey my commands!
Post by: Auren on 23 July 2014, 11:39:45
BEEEEEEEAAARRS (https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=ziOLbpLhkTA#t=179)



At the risk of ruining the joke, it's a pretty death metal growl of 'Bears'
Title: Re: Girl Genius - You're my creation and must obey my commands!
Post by: chanman on 23 July 2014, 22:02:06
(https://images.encyclopediadramatica.es/d/d1/BearCavalry.png)
Title: Re: Girl Genius - You're my creation and must obey my commands!
Post by: wolfgar on 24 July 2014, 11:29:34
Will someone tell me when we ported to Chicago?
Title: Re: Girl Genius - You're my creation and must obey my commands!
Post by: PsihoKekec on 26 July 2014, 12:25:10
''Warning! Has no sense of humor.''
Title: Re: Girl Genius - You're my creation and must obey my commands!
Post by: Stormlion1 on 26 July 2014, 14:02:47
They used to be men. There is a story in that one simple statement.
Title: Re: Girl Genius - You're my creation and must obey my commands!
Post by: PsihoKekec on 27 July 2014, 03:41:21
I thought before that this was a common knowledge, at least amongst the sparks.
Title: Re: Girl Genius - You're my creation and must obey my commands!
Post by: Orin J. on 27 July 2014, 08:40:56
I thought before that this was a common knowledge, at least amongst the sparks.

i can imagine it isn't. sparks don't seem to be the most outgoing about spreading their research, after all and the hetrodyne don't seem to be different what with how little we actually understand how the castle works. besides, what more do you need to tell those fools past "i have created a vicious army to crush you"?
Title: Re: Girl Genius - You're my creation and must obey my commands!
Post by: MoneyLovinOgre4Hire on 27 July 2014, 18:06:51
Every other time it's been brought up by someone, for example, Old Man Death, the fact that there was a process that changed people into Jaegers has been mentioned very casually, with none of the explanations expected if it wasn't something that most people knew.
Title: Re: Girl Genius - You're my creation and must obey my commands!
Post by: wolfgar on 27 July 2014, 18:08:21
the thing is that everyone who HAS mentioned it has either been Jaegers, or members of the town that are oldsters.
Title: Re: Girl Genius - You're my creation and must obey my commands!
Post by: Liam's Ghost on 27 July 2014, 18:20:50
I took the whole thing as more of a warning. "Don't expect them to act civilized, because they probably don't even remember what that means"

Or alternately a "maybe they deserve more respect".

Or both!
Title: Re: Girl Genius - You're my creation and must obey my commands!
Post by: Medron Pryde on 28 July 2014, 02:08:18
I considered it a reminder...

They aren't wild animals...or monsters...they are men...and they may not like us experimenting on them...
Title: Re: Girl Genius - You're my creation and must obey my commands!
Post by: Van Gogh on 28 July 2014, 07:01:22
Sometimes, I juste love the littlest of details... Higgs has been reasigned from the Rosen Maiden to Castle Wulfenbach, as evidenced by his cap. Thus questions:
- Is he still a bosun?
- Is this new cap Jaegeresquer?
- How many particles will be crashed into each other to uncover his identity?
Title: Re: Girl Genius - You're my creation and must obey my commands!
Post by: Xtrahmxwohld on 29 July 2014, 11:26:31
Sometimes, I juste love the littlest of details... Higgs has been reasigned from the Rosen Maiden to Castle Wulfenbach, as evidenced by his cap. Thus questions:
- Is he still a bosun?
- Is this new cap Jaegeresquer?
- How many particles will be crashed into each other to uncover his identity?
I thought Higgs was aboard the Frozen Maiden?  Nope, it looks to be Rozen Maiden. That makes no sense. oh well, it IS GG.
Title: Re: Girl Genius - You're my creation and must obey my commands!
Post by: Aokarasu on 29 July 2014, 20:42:11
After seeing Monday's installment, I think the "they were once men..." comment was a lead-in/set up for the biy about it being the worst thing they experienced, and how Vole would feel about that now.
Title: Re: Girl Genius - You're my creation and must obey my commands!
Post by: Van Gogh on 30 July 2014, 03:46:11
I thought Higgs was aboard the Frozen Maiden?  Nope, it looks to be Rozen Maiden. That makes no sense. oh well, it IS GG.
Now that you say it, this may be possible as a F could be hidden by perspective. But what is important is the change of affectation: he's now directly attached to Gil.

After seeing Monday's installment, I think the "they were once men..." comment was a lead-in/set up for the biy about it being the worst thing they experienced, and how Vole would feel about that now.
And a lead-in to what Vole is feeling today, when brought back to a non-frozen timeline.
Could it also be a clue on Higgs, as if he (alone?) remembers what being human is, not being blinded by Jaegerdraught-induced pain. Hypotheses, hypotheses... we're doing SCIENCE!
Title: Re: Girl Genius - You're my creation and must obey my commands!
Post by: Ghostbear_Gurdel on 30 July 2014, 11:24:17
..so could it be that Higgs is the only person to take the perfected Jeager Drought? He has all the benefits but none of the side effects?
Title: Re: Girl Genius - You're my creation and must obey my commands!
Post by: Xtrahmxwohld on 01 August 2014, 11:30:57
Now that you say it, this may be possible as a F could be hidden by perspective.
I found a picture that clearly shows that there is no "F".  And I guess Phil is a fan of an anime called "Rozen Maiden".
Title: Re: Girl Genius - You're my creation and must obey my commands!
Post by: Matti on 01 August 2014, 12:50:27
I decided to find out what's the all hype about Girl Genius... Now I know (http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20040218#.U9vSwvl_sh8) ;D O0

[edit]
Yeah, this just BEAUTIFUL (http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20041008#.U9vp0vl_sh8)
Title: Re: Girl Genius - You're my creation and must obey my commands!
Post by: Aokarasu on 01 August 2014, 19:16:29
Not that Vole has generally been in what most would consider to be a pleasant mood - but he looks decidedly miffed about now.
Title: Re: Girl Genius - You're my creation and must obey my commands!
Post by: MoneyLovinOgre4Hire on 01 August 2014, 19:22:16
Just a tad.
Title: Re: Girl Genius - You're my creation and must obey my commands!
Post by: PsihoKekec on 02 August 2014, 02:52:15
I decided to find out what's the all hype about Girl Genius... Now I know (http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20040218#.U9vSwvl_sh8) ;D O0

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Yeah, this just BEAUTIFUL (http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20041008#.U9vp0vl_sh8)
And the coffe is just PERFECT.
Title: Re: Girl Genius - You're my creation and must obey my commands!
Post by: PsihoKekec on 04 August 2014, 02:34:39
So the Jägermonsters get bigger and less human like as they age? Would that mean that the generals are the earliest (surviving) of their kin?
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Post by: Aokarasu on 04 August 2014, 03:34:49
That which makes Dupree think an enraged Jaegermonster is a gift to her...makes me a tad worried.
Title: Re: Girl Genius - You're my creation and must obey my commands!
Post by: Weirdo on 04 August 2014, 09:31:10
That which makes Dupree think an enraged Jaegermonster is a gift to her...makes me a tad worried.

All I'm getting is an impression that her vision of the immediate future is suitable for the Valentine's Day of her world AND ours...
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Post by: Stormlion1 on 04 August 2014, 13:00:29
Dupree looks very, very excited in that last panel. Almost too excited. I don't expect Vole to survive!
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Post by: Orin J. on 04 August 2014, 17:29:57
she's awash with emotions i usually need to dream of atomic weapons to have!

Gil meanwhile is trying to get his headgears spinning fast enough to figure out what this means to his previously devised plans. he seems to be somewhat of an expert of misunderstanding Dupree.
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Post by: Stormlion1 on 04 August 2014, 18:16:28
I don't think anyone can understand Dupree. That's the problem!
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Post by: worktroll on 04 August 2014, 18:24:29
I think her run-of-the-mill boyfriends break too quickly. Vole promises greater ... endurance.

And spiky bits ...
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Post by: MoneyLovinOgre4Hire on 04 August 2014, 18:41:00
And dates that are more fun.
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Post by: Aokarasu on 04 August 2014, 18:47:04
I think her run-of-the-mill boyfriends break too quickly. Vole promises greater ... endurance.

And spiky bits ...

So, think of her as a Klingon female (at least in this case) - got it.
Title: Re: Girl Genius - You're my creation and must obey my commands!
Post by: worktroll on 04 August 2014, 19:04:45
More like a Predator female (from the novels, anyway ...)
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Post by: Stormlion1 on 05 August 2014, 14:10:13
Best part, Vole can't die!
Title: Re: Girl Genius - You're my creation and must obey my commands!
Post by: Von Jankmon on 05 August 2014, 15:23:50
He might not die, yet, but he will want his centuries back.

That is an awful amount of time to be stolen just to sate Gil's curiosity.  Mad scientist or no, I always felt Gil had more morals than that.  I really hope he has a plan to restore Vole to his youthful state.
Title: Re: Girl Genius - You're my creation and must obey my commands!
Post by: MoneyLovinOgre4Hire on 05 August 2014, 16:15:32
Remember, there have been hints that Gil isn't in the driver's seat anymore.
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Post by: wolfgar on 05 August 2014, 17:12:06
Ninja'd blast you Ogre.

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Post by: Liam's Ghost on 05 August 2014, 17:29:06
Remember, there have been hints that Gil isn't in the driver's seat anymore.

At least not all the time.  Also, a good while back there was a question of whether a slaver wasp could maintain control of a spark while they were in the "madness place".

My convoluted theory: The Other encouraged Klaus to use a beacon engine to download himself into Gil. Bringing the other's influence over Klaus with him. The four armed advisor (who's name I forget), having already suspected Klaus's infection, countered this move by somehow inducing the madness place in Gil and keeping him there, while surrounding him with trusty guardians who were beyond infection (Dupree, already treated to prevent it, Higgs, because he's fricken Higgs, and the Clank). This allowed Gil to remain free long enough to duplicate and distribute the slaver wasp antidote, and possibly even free the father in his head in the process. Leading to the current state of war between the Wulfenbachs and the Other.

So Gil must be kept crazy for the greater good of the Empire.
Title: Re: Girl Genius - You're my creation and must obey my commands!
Post by: worktroll on 05 August 2014, 18:42:01
I agree with most of your hypothesis, but I do think Klaus is still in there. Yes, the son is likely to copy the behavioural patterns of his father, but I'm getting a very strong Baronial vibe off Gil, with his feelings for Agatha being the purest Gil influence.
Title: Re: Girl Genius - You're my creation and must obey my commands!
Post by: Orin J. on 05 August 2014, 19:26:51
Best part, Vole can't die!
never say never little man, this is Bangladesh DuPree at the helm! she's an expert at this sort of thing.
Title: Re: Girl Genius - You're my creation and must obey my commands!
Post by: Liam's Ghost on 05 August 2014, 20:58:09
I agree with most of your hypothesis, but I do think Klaus is still in there. Yes, the son is likely to copy the behavioural patterns of his father, but I'm getting a very strong Baronial vibe off Gil, with his feelings for Agatha being the purest Gil influence.

Poorly worded on my part. I assume that Head Klaus is still present, but is free of the Other's control.
Title: Re: Girl Genius - You're my creation and must obey my commands!
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 05 August 2014, 23:09:59
Gotta love Bang's enthusiasm about all things.......that anybody sane would be terrified about.
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Post by: StCptMara on 06 August 2014, 03:58:35
And now things get even MORE interesting.

Also,darn it! I want to know the answer to the mystery of Higgs..why did Der Kestle recognize
him!
Title: Re: Girl Genius - You're my creation and must obey my commands!
Post by: Medron Pryde on 06 August 2014, 06:17:18
Welcome to the Girl Genius fan club dude.

Also...things are finally getting interesting...she's calling him on the inconsistencies...

I also think the Baron is taking up headspace...but sometimes I get a feeling of Gil too...so not sure exactly what is going on...

Of course this Girl Genius...so...

SCIENCE!!!!!!  :)
Title: Re: Girl Genius - You're my creation and must obey my commands!
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 06 August 2014, 10:21:04
I so love to watch Bang's antics. Would not want to actually be near the sociopath, but watching her is fun! She is soooo semicunning!
Title: Re: Girl Genius - You're my creation and must obey my commands!
Post by: Medron Pryde on 06 August 2014, 21:35:52
Yeah...she is someone who is fun to watch in action from...far away...far FAR away...:)
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Post by: PsihoKekec on 07 August 2014, 00:27:11
An universe away is a good distance.
Title: Re: Girl Genius - You're my creation and must obey my commands!
Post by: Orin J. on 07 August 2014, 00:55:59
i don't understand you guys, why would you not want to be close enough to make whatever fun Dupree comes up with better?
Title: Re: Girl Genius - You're my creation and must obey my commands!
Post by: PsihoKekec on 07 August 2014, 08:18:58
Because being her fun is no fun.
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Post by: Aokarasu on 07 August 2014, 14:40:56
Because being her fun is no fun.

At least not for any significant length of time.
Title: Re: Girl Genius - You're my creation and must obey my commands!
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 08 August 2014, 10:04:19
Wow! She has semi-figured out something is wrong with Gil!
Title: Re: Girl Genius - You're my creation and must obey my commands!
Post by: Aokarasu on 08 August 2014, 11:18:30
Wow! She has semi-figured out something is wrong with Gil!

...and her thought process is scarily rational.
Title: Re: Girl Genius - You're my creation and must obey my commands!
Post by: Orin J. on 08 August 2014, 11:35:25
really gil? you needed a whole inset panel to decide if you could bluff depree? you're either more tired or less smart than i gave you credit for.
Title: Re: Girl Genius - You're my creation and must obey my commands!
Post by: Arvanna on 10 August 2014, 09:33:56
No I think it was Gil wrestling for a second with the copy of Daddy riding along in his head, Dupree is really more one of Gil's followers then one of the Baron's hence her and Gil knowing each other better then the Baron knows her.
Title: Re: Girl Genius - You're my creation and must obey my commands!
Post by: Matti on 10 August 2014, 10:58:14
At last! I have caught up with the latest page!

I've put together an ad of sorts (http://koti.mbnet.fi/~bigfoot/muu/GirlGenius.jpg). Feel free to show it around other forums and even print it on paper.


Wow! She has semi-figured out something is wrong with Gil!
Didn't she have that figured out when she busted in his secret lab and started fighting him? (http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20120319#.U-ear_l_t6I) Hey, why is Gil so submissive now before her?

[edit]
Oh, right: fatigue from lack of sleep and fight with Vole
Title: Re: Girl Genius - You're my creation and must obey my commands!
Post by: Aokarasu on 11 August 2014, 11:38:20
Always good to confirm your target.
Title: Re: Girl Genius - You're my creation and must obey my commands!
Post by: Orin J. on 11 August 2014, 17:55:05
yeah, but who IS her target? the baron? the other? the Heterodyne? i haven't seen enough of DuPree's thought process when she's not attacking the closest thing available to figure out what she sees as the greater threat here and how to make it die.

Didn't she have that figured out when she busted in his secret lab and started fighting him? (http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20120319#.U-ear_l_t6I) Hey, why is Gil so submissive now before her?

......wait, have we SEEN Mr. Zoing since the baron put his failsafes on?
Title: Re: Girl Genius - You're my creation and must obey my commands!
Post by: MoneyLovinOgre4Hire on 11 August 2014, 17:56:14
yeah, but who IS her target? the baron? the other? the Heterodyne?

At this point, I think she's just punching Gil for being dumb enough to agree to something like that.
Title: Re: Girl Genius - You're my creation and must obey my commands!
Post by: Aokarasu on 11 August 2014, 19:25:21
At this point, I think she's just punching Gil for being dumb enough to agree to something like that.

Precisely. I know it's a bit odd for something to be that straightforward with the Foglios, but they do occasionally throw one in there to keep us off-kilter.
Title: Re: Girl Genius - You're my creation and must obey my commands!
Post by: Matti on 12 August 2014, 12:25:33
Agatha (http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20070608#.U-pKg_l_t6I) makes (http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20070618#.U-pKdvl_t6I) coffee (http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20070629#.U-pLG_l_t6I)
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Post by: MoneyLovinOgre4Hire on 12 August 2014, 13:14:13
Just wait until you get to the story of how Maxim got his new hat.
Title: Re: Girl Genius - You're my creation and must obey my commands!
Post by: Matti on 12 August 2014, 13:30:20
I've already read through all the pages that are online
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Post by: PsihoKekec on 14 August 2014, 01:48:57
Side story time again.
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Post by: MoneyLovinOgre4Hire on 14 August 2014, 11:51:03
Yeah.  Oh joy.
Title: Re: Girl Genius - You're my creation and must obey my commands!
Post by: Auren on 14 August 2014, 14:15:16
Most of these are firmly 'Seriously? We don't care.' Maxim getting a new Hat was awesome because it expanded on a character we've met and rooted for. I don't even know who these people are, and will probably only check this thread for when they resume their regular tale.
Title: Re: Girl Genius - You're my creation and must obey my commands!
Post by: Aokarasu on 14 August 2014, 23:35:06
Wonder if this is the guy the Jaegers learned to speak from?
Title: Re: Girl Genius - You're my creation and must obey my commands!
Post by: Matti on 15 August 2014, 10:25:43
Word is 'jägers'
Title: Re: Girl Genius - You're my creation and must obey my commands!
Post by: Aokarasu on 15 August 2014, 11:38:46
Word is 'jägers'

And for keyboards without the umlaut vowels, the addition of an "e" is a suitable substitute.
Title: Re: Girl Genius - You're my creation and must obey my commands!
Post by: Orin J. on 15 August 2014, 13:37:54
it might not be canon, honestly. they do use guest/nonsense work as filler when they're out like this.
Title: Re: Girl Genius - You're my creation and must obey my commands!
Post by: PsihoKekec on 15 August 2014, 16:33:43
And for keyboards without the umlaut vowels, the addition of an "e" is a suitable substitute.
A keyboard without umlauts is a poor keyboard. Umlauts make everything cooler, just look at the Motörhead.
Title: Re: Girl Genius - You're my creation and must obey my commands!
Post by: Weirdo on 18 August 2014, 08:44:21
"Vat kind uf sufficiently advanced technology is this!?!"

It may be filler, but I think I love this writer. ;D
Title: Re: Girl Genius - You're my creation and must obey my commands!
Post by: Matti on 18 August 2014, 10:34:14
At least the guy in the comic got it right and didn't call it magic ;D
Title: Re: Girl Genius - You're my creation and must obey my commands!
Post by: Aokarasu on 01 September 2014, 01:18:36
"Brother...when you meet the Lord...do...do it with the throttle open."

 [applause] [rockon]
Title: Re: Girl Genius - You're my creation and must obey my commands!
Post by: Matti on 01 September 2014, 22:41:32
I wonder does conductor have something against Agatha... Or against some other passenger perhaps?
Title: Re: Girl Genius - You're my creation and must obey my commands!
Post by: PsihoKekec on 02 September 2014, 00:52:51
He dreads what might happen if a powerful spark like Agatha gained access to their fortress.
Title: Re: Girl Genius - You're my creation and must obey my commands!
Post by: Orin J. on 02 September 2014, 09:47:12
in all fairness to the guy, the Hetrodynes has something of a reputation. kinda like how the apocalypse has a reputation. but with more screaming!


so, are the pikes electrified, or did that bear hit a power coupling?
Title: Re: Girl Genius - You're my creation and must obey my commands!
Post by: PsihoKekec on 12 September 2014, 02:13:27
I like the fact that most of the bears are disciplined enough to properly stack their polearms.
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Post by: PsihoKekec on 15 September 2014, 02:55:22
More free drink coupons!
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Post by: Weirdo on 17 September 2014, 08:58:47
...because this is steampunk. EVERYTHING can be made lighter than air. O0
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Post by: Orin J. on 17 September 2014, 10:12:26
by sheer coincidence, flight by a balloon of likely volatile gasses is the safest way to escape this mad scientist.

this is why we put lasers in our giant robots people, remember that!
Title: Re: Girl Genius - You're my creation and must obey my commands!
Post by: Aokarasu on 24 September 2014, 15:20:55
I think Higgs may be a bit of a masochist.
Title: Re: Girl Genius - You're my creation and must obey my commands!
Post by: Medron Pryde on 24 September 2014, 21:46:24
This is the first time I've ever seen him busted up by a fight.

A part of me wonders if he drank the jagerjuice (or maybe something created to act like it)...
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Post by: Liam's Ghost on 25 September 2014, 01:10:50
The secret Jager General.
Title: Re: Girl Genius - You're my creation and must obey my commands!
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 25 September 2014, 13:13:56
That is what I think, as well.
Title: Re: Girl Genius - You're my creation and must obey my commands!
Post by: Orin J. on 25 September 2014, 22:27:26
nah, too easy. i'm betting he's of the same sort as punch and judy, but more finely made.....

EDIT: BEHOLD! No branch of science escapes the baron without having it's every depth plumbed!  ;D
Title: Re: Girl Genius - You're my creation and must obey my commands!
Post by: Bedwyr on 30 September 2014, 14:16:39
By the way, where's what's-his-name, the other Storm King prince? Stuck in Mechanicsburg?

And I consider the interplay between Gil and DuPree to be absolutely adorable.
Title: Re: Girl Genius - You're my creation and must obey my commands!
Post by: Orin J. on 08 October 2014, 12:47:40
it would seem the monk's chastisment is failing to reduce the amount of problems for the poor abbot. good, let him feel what it's like to try and keep track of where this story's headed!
Title: Re: Girl Genius - You're my creation and must obey my commands!
Post by: Aokarasu on 08 October 2014, 15:05:21
it would seem the monk's chastisment is failing to reduce the amount of problems for the poor abbot. good, let him feel what it's like to try and keep track of where this story's headed!

So say we all...
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Post by: PsihoKekec on 10 October 2014, 02:17:20
Nice referencing at The Whiteboard.
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Post by: Matti on 12 October 2014, 13:38:13
Nice referencing at The Whiteboard.
Whaddya mean?
Title: Re: Girl Genius - You're my creation and must obey my commands!
Post by: PsihoKekec on 13 October 2014, 01:01:58
It was a filler, they removed it, will probably resurface someday in the Sketchbook. Basically it was a Pirta in a recording booth saying ''Spider in the icebucket? Who writes this crap?'' and the text bellow explaining that the regular comic will resume in 17 hours if they are not bombed by the fleet of madmen in dirigibles.
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Post by: Liam's Ghost on 13 October 2014, 01:13:31
So does this mean Agatha will gain the right to arm bears?
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Post by: Orin J. on 13 October 2014, 12:35:02
the bears already have arms. well, most of 'em. i suppose a few of those halberds got busted while impaling power armored ticket punchers.

edit: wait, we've seen a guy that makes bears on wulfenbach's castle already! you don't suppose that actually led somewhere, do you?  ???
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Post by: Matti on 13 October 2014, 12:54:19
edit: wait, we've seen a guy that makes bears on wulfenbach's castle already! you don't suppose that actually led somewhere, do you?  ???
I have forgot about him. Can you remind us please?
Title: Re: Girl Genius - You're my creation and must obey my commands!
Post by: glitterboy2098 on 13 October 2014, 13:16:09
http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20031210#.VDwWJFczreh

Dr. Dimitri Vapnoople seems to be the current fan favorite for who created the bears.. and while many seem to assume their master is Krosp, i think it might be Agatha..
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 14 October 2014, 22:33:46
http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20031205#.VD3qqsAtCM9 (http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20031205#.VD3qqsAtCM9)
Title: Re: Girl Genius - You're my creation and must obey my commands!
Post by: PsihoKekec on 17 October 2014, 12:15:29
Makes me think, could it be that the bears were made by Barry? Creator is not the master, bears were made as a surprise for the one they would serve.
Title: Re: Girl Genius - You're my creation and must obey my commands!
Post by: Aokarasu on 17 October 2014, 20:47:43
"...he's a Moldovian Puff, isn't he? I'm told they're a particularly heathenish lot."

"Mm. It would explain a lot."

Poor Krosp, never gets any respect.
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Post by: Alexander Knight on 17 October 2014, 21:23:02
I dunno.  I think he gets exactly the respect he deserves.
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 17 October 2014, 22:39:58
It is so hard to keep family secrets when you are complaining about them very loudly.  }:)
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Post by: glitterboy2098 on 17 October 2014, 23:23:23
was re-reading from the start, found this: http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20040112#.VEHqLFeiBAY

this is what i like about the Foglio's.. you can never be sure if an offhand comment or referance is just a one off, or extreme forshadowing/Chekhov's gun..
Title: Re: Girl Genius - You're my creation and must obey my commands!
Post by: Weirdo on 18 October 2014, 23:07:53
Speaking of offhand comments that become foreshadowing...

http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20060424#.VEM4dxbhNpg

Dot magnetic prince guy...? ^-^
Title: Re: Girl Genius - You're my creation and must obey my commands!
Post by: Hammerpilot IIC on 27 October 2014, 14:01:46
Now I really wanna paint "SMITE" on the side of my PPCs and Gauss Rifles...
Title: Re: Girl Genius - You're my creation and must obey my commands!
Post by: Orin J. on 27 October 2014, 15:21:35
ooh, a handcrank PPC! perfect for those low-tech worlds where fusion is in short supply!

Now I really wanna paint "SMITE" on the side of my PPCs and Gauss Rifles...

you mean you didn't before?
Title: Re: Girl Genius - You're my creation and must obey my commands!
Post by: PsihoKekec on 27 October 2014, 15:38:13
There is no kill like overkill.
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Post by: wolfgar on 27 October 2014, 19:31:18
There is no such thing as overkill,  simply open fire and reloading.   >:D
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 27 October 2014, 22:51:47
You know, I really like these guys!
Title: Re: Girl Genius - You're my creation and must obey my commands!
Post by: StCptMara on 29 October 2014, 04:37:23
Ah, yes..Martellus..please explain to that idiotic fop that you know more about diplomacy then he does.
I mean..your initial show of power ended up, what? Eradicating most of the fleet?
Title: Re: Girl Genius - You're my creation and must obey my commands!
Post by: PsihoKekec on 30 October 2014, 01:37:01
I guess Martellus took Wulfenbach's book on workplace communication to heart.
Title: Re: Girl Genius - You're my creation and must obey my commands!
Post by: StCptMara on 30 October 2014, 08:10:20
I guess Martellus took Wulfenbach's book on workplace communication to heart.

The one banned by all 7 Popes?
Title: Re: Girl Genius - You're my creation and must obey my commands!
Post by: PsihoKekec on 30 October 2014, 12:24:04
Is there any other?
Title: Re: Girl Genius - You're my creation and must obey my commands!
Post by: Arvanna on 30 October 2014, 21:15:22
There is the Darth Vader manual on inter office communications and morale building.   >:D
Title: Re: Girl Genius - You're my creation and must obey my commands!
Post by: Medron Pryde on 30 October 2014, 22:09:55
Oooh....yes....

How to win friends and influence people...

erm...sorta...;)
Title: Re: Girl Genius - You're my creation and must obey my commands!
Post by: chanman on 30 October 2014, 22:45:33
Oooh....yes....

How to win friends and influence people...

erm...sorta...;)

How to win friends and influence survivors I think  you mean
Title: Re: Girl Genius - You're my creation and must obey my commands!
Post by: Medron Pryde on 31 October 2014, 12:44:04
I knew I was missing something...:)
Title: Re: Girl Genius - You're my creation and must obey my commands!
Post by: Xtrahmxwohld on 04 November 2014, 11:16:10
Every time Tweedle shows up, I just want to stab him in his smug face...guess that means the writing is really good.  O0
Title: Re: Girl Genius - You're my creation and must obey my commands!
Post by: MoneyLovinOgre4Hire on 04 November 2014, 12:14:25
I want him to get killed quickly just because he's yet another smug, annoying villain in a series that has too many as it is.
Title: Re: Girl Genius - You're my creation and must obey my commands!
Post by: Weirdo on 04 November 2014, 13:49:05
Yeah, I prefer it when the villains are dangerously professional and not blatantly evil(Klaus Wulfenbach), or hilariously crazy(Tarvek's dad).
Title: Re: Girl Genius - You're my creation and must obey my commands!
Post by: Matti on 04 November 2014, 13:55:23
Yeah, I prefer it when the villains are dangerously professional and not blatantly evil(Klaus Wulfenbach)
Is that definition of antivillain?
Title: Re: Girl Genius - You're my creation and must obey my commands!
Post by: Orin J. on 06 November 2014, 12:32:16
I want him to get killed quickly just because he's yet another smug, annoying villain in a series that has too many as it is.

Look on the bright side, everything looks like it's coming up tweedle, which means it'll soon be the perfect time for everything to backfire all at once!
Title: Re: Girl Genius - You're my creation and must obey my commands!
Post by: MoneyLovinOgre4Hire on 06 November 2014, 13:47:12
I just find him to be a thoroughly uninteresting antagonist and feel that he accomplishes nothing beside take time away from more interesting characters.

Honestly, the series suffers from having way more characters than it should already and the plot just drags.  I feel like without the timeskip, we'd probably still be on the same day.  I've been wavering for a while on whether or not I actually want to keep with the series- it's been far too long since I've actually found it exciting and interesting.
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 10 November 2014, 08:36:13
Well, somebody seems to be a bit hungry.......
Title: Re: Girl Genius - You're my creation and must obey my commands!
Post by: PsihoKekec on 10 November 2014, 16:12:09
It looks to me more like something, rather than somebody.
Title: Re: Girl Genius - You're my creation and must obey my commands!
Post by: Aokarasu on 10 November 2014, 16:27:32
I'd say whatever it is, it's hangry, not hungry. Hangry is when you're hungry and angry at the same time.  >:D
Title: Re: Girl Genius - You're my creation and must obey my commands!
Post by: Xtrahmxwohld on 13 November 2014, 13:54:56
Of course, it's built by her family.   :D O0
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Post by: Manticore on 13 November 2014, 21:10:38
Aaaand it doesn't need tracks to run on, and it's self fueling. Why am I suddenly getting this vision of a locomotive crossed with a centipede?  :o
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Post by: Matti on 13 November 2014, 23:47:14
Aaaand it doesn't need tracks to run on, and it's self fueling. Why am I suddenly getting this vision of a locomotive crossed with a centipede?  :o
Wrong vision. Right one is Prairie Schooner (http://www.masterunitlist.info/Unit/Details/4856/prairie-schooner-module-standard) 8)
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Post by: Weirdo on 14 November 2014, 00:07:36
If you're thinking logical, the Schooner is the way to go.

On the other hand, 'logical' is not a word I'd use to describe a lot of creations in this setting, especially those springing from Heterodyne minds. The centipede would not surprise me.
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Post by: Orin J. on 14 November 2014, 00:23:10
it would surprise me! the hetrodynes haven't shown much interest in insectiod designs, really.

now a large, multi-segmented cyborg bear, that would make sense.

(Sense in this case being under the badly skewed filter of about 50 kinds of insanity and two beers, but still)
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Post by: Manticore on 14 November 2014, 10:20:13
If you're thinking logical, the Schooner is the way to go.

On the other hand, 'logical' is not a word I'd use to describe a lot of creations in this setting, especially those springing from Heterodyne minds. The centipede would not surprise me.

well, not to mention the fact that I don't believe any self respecting spark would design something that mundane...
not that the Prarie Schooner isn't cool, just not quite appropriate  :))

now, the cyborg bear thing has a lot to recommend it- and think it's a case of 2 kindsa insanity and 50 beers ....
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Post by: Orin J. on 21 November 2014, 19:44:52
Well, someone sure understands how to talk to kings!  ;D
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Post by: Aokarasu on 21 November 2014, 20:26:22
Well, someone sure understands how to talk to kings!  ;D

That's a cook I want on my staff.
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Post by: MoneyLovinOgre4Hire on 26 November 2014, 23:54:01
Hmm, I'm hoping that this dragon-train-thing is hungry enough to start extracting the trace amounts of iron from his blood. >:D
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Post by: PsihoKekec on 27 November 2014, 01:30:01
Depending on how the arm is attached, this might hurt some or a lot.
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Post by: Aokarasu on 28 November 2014, 20:15:10
Ooookay...the armor also made him look human?  ???
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Post by: PsihoKekec on 29 November 2014, 04:19:43
It looks to me like it's getting bigger.
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Post by: Medron Pryde on 30 November 2014, 00:47:29
Werewolf.

He shed the armor as he changed.

Or so I would think.  :)
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Post by: Bedwyr on 30 November 2014, 13:05:47
Werewolf:armor as Lou Ferrigno:red flannel shirts I think.
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Post by: worktroll on 30 November 2014, 17:49:40
One would imagine it would be simple, and advantageous, for a Spark to design quick-release armour for shapechangers.
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 06 December 2014, 00:41:24
Oh Ho! All hail the mighty Winslow!
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Post by: glitterboy2098 on 06 December 2014, 01:08:42
Oh Ho! All hail the mighty Winslow!
you heretic! to speak of the unspeakably divine green fuzzy lizard!



 :D
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Post by: worktroll on 06 December 2014, 02:19:19
Okay, who does the notebook belong to? RvR - R? von R? ??? No bells are ringing.
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Post by: Aokarasu on 06 December 2014, 03:49:14
Oh Ho! All hail the mighty Winslow!

All hail!
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Post by: glitterboy2098 on 06 December 2014, 15:02:21
Okay, who does the notebook belong to? RvR - R? von R? ??? No bells are ringing.
http://girlgenius.wikia.com/wiki/Van_Rijn
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Post by: wolfgar on 06 December 2014, 15:30:59
Ryn
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Post by: worktroll on 06 December 2014, 16:32:56
Thanks! Couldn't remember van Rijn having a first name. And you can't assume "conservation of plotlines" with the Phoglios ...
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Post by: glitterboy2098 on 06 December 2014, 19:45:23
Thanks! Couldn't remember van Rijn having a first name. And you can't assume "conservation of plotlines" with the Phoglios ...

his first name is never stated in the comic (current fan headcanon is 'rembrandt', the same as the real world artist), but we've seen those initials on his notebook that Tinka had.. the one with all the notes on how the Muses worked.

right now the fans are debating as to whether this notebook is the same book and the train-monks have am use hidden away.. or if she was after some other creation of his, and this is a different notebook..
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Post by: MoneyLovinOgre4Hire on 06 December 2014, 20:38:31
You know, brain-hijacking stuff has been shown in the series before, so I can't help but wonder who's actually in the driver's seat for that Brother right now.
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Post by: Weirdo on 06 December 2014, 21:25:33
You think she meant for the engine to get her, because she wasn't in it anymore?

That's certainly a good way to fake your death...
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Post by: MoneyLovinOgre4Hire on 06 December 2014, 21:50:25
Well, it's just that as stated, her plan seems too straightforward.
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Post by: Weirdo on 06 December 2014, 22:11:42
True.

Then again, there's no guarantee that her plan succeeded. After all, you know what they say: No plan of battle survives contact with the Heterodyne-spawned abomination of science.
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Post by: chanman on 06 December 2014, 22:32:52
True.

Then again, there's no guarantee that her plan succeeded. After all, you know what they say: Nothink plan of battle survives contact with the Heterodyne-spawned abomination of science.

Fixed that for you
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Post by: Weirdo on 06 December 2014, 22:51:39
Very true. ;D
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Post by: MoneyLovinOgre4Hire on 06 December 2014, 23:26:23
Except for the convolutions of a Phil Foglio plot.
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Post by: PsihoKekec on 08 December 2014, 04:06:33
Considering how much they kill each other in that family, their birth rates must be through the roof to have such number of relatives to kill/get killed by.
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Post by: Medron Pryde on 08 December 2014, 08:33:58
Ah, but they only really TRY to kill the ones they don't like.

The rest are just little tries.  The kind of obstacles you put in place to make sure only smart relations grow up.  I mean, if you are family known for scheming, would YOU want and idiot to grow up and sully the family name?  Better to let them go out in a blaze of glory.

Natural selection at its best...

;)
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Post by: Orin J. on 09 December 2014, 00:04:56
Except for the convolutions of a Phil Foglio plot.

who says they survive? for all we know they just hastily erect a new set of convoluted plot ideas every time they unleash some horrible abomination in the comic and start over where they are.

.......which would make as much sense as anything else at this point.
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Post by: Xtrahmxwohld on 10 December 2014, 09:03:35
And THEN we unleash the volcanoes!  >:D
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Post by: StCptMara on 10 December 2014, 11:32:50
And THEN we unleash the volcanoes!  >:D

Yes..you really have to love how Agatha thinks once she enters the madness place.
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Post by: Aokarasu on 10 December 2014, 15:57:57
And THEN we unleash the volcanoes!  >:D

Everything in its proper sequence, of course.
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Post by: Orin J. on 11 December 2014, 00:13:56
i don't see the cause for objection, that would honestly be the best time for volcano unleashing.

maybe Violetta has a personal aversion to volcanic events?
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 13 December 2014, 21:32:59
OK, she found a monster that scared her. The pseudo-storm king.
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Post by: MoneyLovinOgre4Hire on 15 December 2014, 22:41:03
Well, Tweedle finally said something I agree with: Agatha shouldn't bother trying to figure out what his angle is.

She should just kill him.
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Post by: Medron Pryde on 16 December 2014, 01:49:51
Yeah, unless he is exceedingly good at getting out of bad situations or she is even more forgiving than I think, he is going to die soon....

It's in the title.  Girl Genius.  Not Boy Genius.

;)
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Post by: Matti on 16 December 2014, 11:20:58
He's not gonna die anytime soon. At least not in this year. Why? Becouse comic needs new Big Bad to replace baron Wulfenbach 8)
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Post by: MoneyLovinOgre4Hire on 16 December 2014, 13:19:41
Yeah, it's not like Agatha & Company don't have plenty of complications to deal with besides Tweedle. ::)
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Post by: Aokarasu on 16 December 2014, 13:53:39
Yeah, it's not like Agatha & Company don't have plenty of complications to deal with besides Tweedle. ::)

Rule #1 of GG: There's no such thing as too many or an unnecessary plot complication.
Title: Re: Girl Genius - You're my creation and must obey my commands!
Post by: Alexander Knight on 19 December 2014, 15:42:41
All this is irrelevant in the face of what truly is the most important question ever.

Dost thou even lyft?  ;D
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Post by: Orin J. on 20 December 2014, 01:56:49
i like the elegance in contriving an absurd, difficult method of doing something based around the sole purpose of keeping a rouge spark's invention entertained enough to remain "safe"*

*"safe" now coming to your area, order now!
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 22 December 2014, 21:32:29
*snicker* Somebody may finally be learning that his attentions are a little less than wanted, or welcome. 



Or at least learning that Agatha can really kick your.............butt. Yeah, butt! That's the ticket! Butt!
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Post by: PsihoKekec on 23 December 2014, 01:30:34
They should be worried by the fact that he is learning.
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 24 December 2014, 09:35:53
Yay! Humongulus doth lyft them into the middle of the fray wyth hyth awesome spikey pectorals, much to appropriate appreciation! Woo! and Hoo!
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Post by: PsihoKekec on 24 December 2014, 11:09:51
They really need to make a Humongulus T-shirt.
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Post by: Weirdo on 24 December 2014, 14:36:51
If I ever own a set of plate, it will have "Dost thou even lyft?" engraved into it. 8)
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Post by: Orin J. on 25 December 2014, 01:54:32
They should be worried by the fact that he is learning.

seeing as his mother was likely a spark and he's not lobotomised, i'm willing to be this sudden ability to please an angry lady is less dangerous that you might think... >:/!
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Post by: StCptMara on 25 December 2014, 03:17:24
You know...there is something kind of scary about three sparks working ont he same thing
and all being HAPPY. This will be amazing (if it works).
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Post by: PsihoKekec on 25 December 2014, 04:33:34
You know...there is something kind of scary about three sparks working ont he same thing
and all being HAPPY. This will be amazing (if it works).
And this time  von Zinzer is not around with a bucket.
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Post by: PsihoKekec on 27 December 2014, 14:15:50
So T-Rex will be able to overcome it's problems, resulting from constantly skipping the arm days.
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Post by: Orin J. on 31 December 2014, 11:26:31
man, the hetrodynes know how to make a great train.

i mean, it's killed a bunch of people and i'm not sure how to get any kind of cargo on it, but look at the lines of that thing! beautiful!
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Post by: Weirdo on 04 January 2015, 02:07:49
I love Girl Genius. This time, it's boosted my vocabulary! O0
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Post by: PsihoKekec on 05 January 2015, 06:13:29
Humongulus making an appearance at The Whiteboard. (http://www.the-whiteboard.com/autotwb1880.html/)
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Post by: StCptMara on 05 January 2015, 09:59:20
Humongulus making an appearance at The Whiteboard. (http://www.the-whiteboard.com/)

It also had the Hat guy from XKCD..
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Post by: MoneyLovinOgre4Hire on 05 January 2015, 12:13:04
His "official" name is Black Hat Guy.
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Post by: Orin J. on 23 January 2015, 13:08:36
seems like a reasonable train, i'm sure there's an agreement to be had here. what say we assign that one to the line through the storm king's lands, i'm sure tweedles's already got a great way to ensure it travels safe lined up!
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Post by: Aokarasu on 30 January 2015, 08:28:57
Hmmm, curious to find out his/its reasons.
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Post by: PsihoKekec on 12 February 2015, 03:08:33
The bears are here.
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Post by: Orin J. on 12 February 2015, 22:10:32
and they appreciate marksmanship!

how unfortunate that tweedle can't hold himself above a little verbal cat and mouse with krosp.
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Post by: MoneyLovinOgre4Hire on 12 February 2015, 22:44:06
They really need to kill Tweedle before he makes himself plot relevant again.
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Post by: Medron Pryde on 13 February 2015, 00:51:50
The Emperor of all Cats keeps trying...but the dogooders keep getting in the way with statements like "we need him" "that's not nice" and "how could you?"

The answers are "no we don't" "no it isn't" and "easily."

;)
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Post by: Orin J. on 13 February 2015, 01:17:37
They really need to kill Tweedle before he makes himself plot relevant again.

but...but plot relevance is my favorite KIND of death!  :'(
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Post by: worktroll on 15 February 2015, 21:58:58
Could some kind person find me the page where the thread title - "You're my creation and must obey my commands!" - is so foolishly given?

Thanks in advance!
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Post by: glitterboy2098 on 15 February 2015, 22:32:15
lets see..

here we go: http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20130805#.VOFknleq_r4


and this one is the genre savvy set up for it.. http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20130710
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Post by: wolfgar on 15 February 2015, 22:38:32
Ninja'd blasted Kuritans
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Post by: worktroll on 17 February 2015, 00:57:09
Sir, you're a gentleman and a scholar! Many thanks.
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Post by: PsihoKekec on 17 February 2015, 01:26:16
You know that the train is really scary, when you don't notice that you are talking to the bears you flew from, earlier in the day.
Title: Re: Girl Genius - You're my creation and must obey my commands!
Post by: Orin J. on 17 February 2015, 01:32:18
Hey! he's been a most polite bear! do you check every causal conversation you're having to make sure they're not a terrifying war-hungry monster?


....i remind which forums you're perusing.
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Post by: Xtrahmxwohld on 18 February 2015, 16:30:28
Hey! he's been a most polite bear! do you check every causal conversation you're having to make sure they're not a terrifying war-hungry monster?


....i remind which forums you're perusing.

Quote from: Konig
This bear is Konig. Would speak with you. Promise conversation not end with "AAAAH!" and "Crunch Crunch".

http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20141013#.VOUD5C7bCnc
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Post by: Xtrahmxwohld on 20 February 2015, 09:43:19
Interesting....

And now Krosp has an army of Bears.
Not only Bears, but Bears that Jaegers are scared of.

Yes, the word needs to be capitalized ;)
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Post by: Matti on 20 February 2015, 09:52:38
He is emperor of Bears now :o
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Post by: Stormlion1 on 20 February 2015, 10:41:16
This will make going into Paris interesting.
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Post by: StCptMara on 20 February 2015, 12:57:16
OK..with todays..I don't even remember what Agatha is referencing! Talk about a Checkov's Gun..
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Post by: Liam's Ghost on 20 February 2015, 13:03:16
He is emperor of Bears now :o

I'm almost certain Konig called Master "her" earlier. Empress of all Bears?
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Post by: Bedwyr on 20 February 2015, 14:48:19
Girl Genius is getting to be like Prince Valiant and Dragonball Z in how it refuses to push the action forward. I'm considering dropping my RSS subscription and just visiting occasionally to catch up like a regular comic book.
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Post by: Alexander Knight on 20 February 2015, 15:06:12
I'm almost certain Konig called Master "her" earlier. Empress of all Bears?

No.  Konig thought pickle-man served same master.  Pickle-man called master "her", so master must be female.  This bear did not know who master was, after all.
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Post by: MoneyLovinOgre4Hire on 20 February 2015, 15:37:34
Girl Genius is getting to be like Prince Valiant and Dragonball Z in how it refuses to push the action forward. I'm considering dropping my RSS subscription and just visiting occasionally to catch up like a regular comic book.

Getting to be?  It's been like that for years- if it weren't for the time-skip I'm sure we'd still be on the same day.
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Post by: Bedwyr on 20 February 2015, 16:05:19
Getting to be?  It's been like that for years- if it weren't for the time-skip I'm sure we'd still be on the same day.

True. Maybe I'm just noticing since we're dwelling on the train monster right now.
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Post by: wolfgar on 20 February 2015, 17:42:44
Interesting....

And now Krosp has an army of Bears.
Not only Bears, but Bears that Jaegers are scared of.

Yes, the word needs to be capitalized ;)

And ninja'd but true.
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Post by: Orin J. on 20 February 2015, 18:09:21
well, THAT was out of left field.

Getting to be?  It's been like that for years- if it weren't for the time-skip I'm sure we'd still be on the same day.

eh, there would probably have been a couple of days injected there, but they DO have a knack for forgetting how many hours are in a day, don't they?
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Post by: Liam's Ghost on 20 February 2015, 18:12:22
No.  Konig thought pickle-man served same master.  Pickle-man called master "her", so master must be female.  This bear did not know who master was, after all.

Eh, I was under the impression that Konig knew who Krosp was. Either way the mistake could still work, because Cats don't exactly let it all hang out, if you pardon the expression.
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Post by: MoneyLovinOgre4Hire on 20 February 2015, 18:28:35
well, THAT was out of left field.

eh, there would probably have been a couple of days injected there, but they DO have a knack for forgetting how many hours are in a day, don't they?

My personal theory is that time stops being linear when a Spark enters the Madness Place.
Title: Re: Girl Genius - You're my creation and must obey my commands!
Post by: Xtrahmxwohld on 23 February 2015, 09:32:36
You must obey me! I have the Shiny Thing!

Okay, that needs to be the title of the next thread.  O0
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Post by: StCptMara on 23 February 2015, 09:54:34
I think the story is moving along quite well...you just have to expect that it will get caught in a section for a couple...years from time to time.

Also, Tweedle? What a great way to insert your foot into your mouth..would you like some salt and pepper to go with it?  >:D
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Post by: Weirdo on 23 February 2015, 09:58:12
I hope somebody has a camera handy, because I know a LOT of people that'll want to remember Tweedle just. Like. That. ;D
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 23 February 2015, 11:21:59
He certainly does a great job of opening his mouth and inserting his foot up to at least his knee before thinking. And we are quite enjoying this as well.
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Post by: PsihoKekec on 23 February 2015, 12:39:35
As a royalty he can afford to have his footware done in flavours, so putting his foot in his mouth is not as much a problem as it is for us, plebes.
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Post by: Orin J. on 23 February 2015, 14:27:41
should we point and laugh now, or is it better humor to wait until the other shoe drops (into his mouth, with the way he's handling this)?
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Post by: PsihoKekec on 23 February 2015, 14:52:39
We point and laugh at both occasions.
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Post by: Medron Pryde on 23 February 2015, 19:46:37
Ah squashy...dost thou enjoy the taste of bipedal-designed bovine extract?
Title: Re: Girl Genius - You're my creation and must obey my commands!
Post by: PsihoKekec on 25 February 2015, 03:19:21
Yes Violetta, we too like watching Martellus getting thwarted preferably through ample use of blunt force

It's the magnet guy!!!
Title: Re: Girl Genius - You're my creation and must obey my commands!
Post by: Orin J. on 25 February 2015, 23:53:11
waaaaaaaaait....if they kick that thing down the shaft then-

HUMONGULUS, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Title: Re: Girl Genius - You're my creation and must obey my commands!
Post by: Weirdo on 26 February 2015, 00:09:38
You assume Humongulous would be defeated by a mere train that doesn't even know the meaning of lyft! >:D
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 26 February 2015, 01:26:24
Oh! Oh! Oh! My favorite mad (other than Agatha) just showed up for the party! AWESOME!
Title: Re: Girl Genius - You're my creation and must obey my commands!
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 27 February 2015, 09:53:20
I love this guy! An ADHD scatterbrained spark!
Title: Re: Girl Genius - You're my creation and must obey my commands!
Post by: Orin J. on 27 February 2015, 11:29:04
tweedle, you and sanity have no love lost. in fact, making her irate by involving her in all of this is probably not helping.
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Post by: PsihoKekec on 09 March 2015, 03:21:15
When charming woodland creatures attack.
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 11 March 2015, 11:10:49
This may be good! He wrote it down and everything! WooHoo!
Title: Re: Girl Genius - You're my creation and must obey my commands!
Post by: Orin J. on 11 March 2015, 13:36:04
we should probably add "surprise bear attacks" to the weather report. somewhere in the same index as condiment rains and possibility of plucky sidekick hail.
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Post by: Weirdo on 11 March 2015, 15:11:40
...plucky sidekick hail.

Is that what you call a typical Starfleet away team?
Title: Re: Girl Genius - You're my creation and must obey my commands!
Post by: worktroll on 11 March 2015, 20:17:10
When charming woodland creatures attack.

Note in the previous frame, some of the Bears were conspicuously wearing gold necklaces & arm rings?
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Post by: PsihoKekec on 20 March 2015, 05:40:59
I guess black bears were used as template for creation of these bears as they climb.
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Post by: Aokarasu on 20 March 2015, 07:33:53
I was totally expecting the bear to throw the engineer toward the engine.
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Post by: Orin J. on 20 March 2015, 09:47:37
I was totally expecting the bear to throw the engineer toward the engine.

engineers aren't areodynamic enough for that. too much extraneous ballast.
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Post by: Aokarasu on 20 March 2015, 11:25:50
engineers aren't areodynamic enough for that. too much extraneous ballast.

F-4s sorta had the same problem; they solved the problem by putting a lot of thrust behind it. Same solution here.  >:D
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Post by: Medron Pryde on 20 March 2015, 12:06:47
It's the sudden deceleration that hurts....

 O:-)
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Post by: Aokarasu on 20 March 2015, 13:21:23
It's the sudden deceleration that hurts....

 O:-)

Eh, he looks like he has enough padding.  >:D
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 20 March 2015, 18:44:12
Well....today proves there is monk trainees, sorta monks, kinda monks, wannabe monks, a true (but fat) dedicated monk, and a bear that knows how to climb.
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Post by: MoneyLovinOgre4Hire on 27 March 2015, 06:23:51
Hey, Dupree is back!
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Post by: Aokarasu on 27 March 2015, 07:29:04
Hey, Dupree is back!

And there was much...rejoicing? Wailing and gnashing of teeth?
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Post by: MoneyLovinOgre4Hire on 27 March 2015, 07:35:26
Mayham.
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Post by: Orin J. on 27 March 2015, 18:58:05
the pirates must be doing awfully well for themselves if they've got their own branding. or badly, depending on your opinion of a pirate doing well.  #P

And there was much...rejoicing? Wailing and gnashing of teeth?

yes.  8)
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Post by: Aokarasu on 27 March 2015, 19:13:03
the pirates must be doing awfully well for themselves if they've got their own branding. or badly, depending on your opinion of a pirate doing well.  #P

"You are without a doubt the worst pirate I have ever heard of."

"But you have heard of me."
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Post by: PsihoKekec on 02 April 2015, 02:10:08
I have a slight feeling that Klaus took control right now.
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Post by: Orin J. on 06 April 2015, 16:24:03
i wonder if the baron's microscopic cerebral control monkeys will settle for seeing it destroy itself in action?
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Post by: chanman on 06 April 2015, 17:06:20
I guess Ulm didn't make it  :-\
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Post by: StCptMara on 07 April 2015, 09:47:08
You know..I think that assessment of the train is the sanest thing we have heard from Gil in a LONG time..
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Post by: PsihoKekec on 07 April 2015, 12:21:20
Or is that Klaus talking
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Post by: Medron Pryde on 07 April 2015, 19:33:58
I think it was some of both.

The "oh cool" bit was Gil...the rest was Klaus I think...
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 08 April 2015, 07:05:00
Ohhhhhhhhhh! They have cake!
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Post by: Aokarasu on 08 April 2015, 07:27:10
Bang has a weakness?
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Post by: Medron Pryde on 08 April 2015, 07:38:56
Everybody loves cake...right?  ;)
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Post by: Orin J. on 08 April 2015, 09:30:09
unless the cake makes her less prone to killing.... cake isn't a weakness, it's an objective.
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Post by: PsihoKekec on 08 April 2015, 13:17:30
Will kill for cake.
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Post by: MoneyLovinOgre4Hire on 08 April 2015, 15:22:03
Better hope that the cake isn't a lie.
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Post by: Medron Pryde on 08 April 2015, 19:39:49
It's even worse when the cheesecake is a lie...I like cheesecake...
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Post by: Weirdo on 08 April 2015, 20:50:02
Have you seen the female character designs in this comic? You're not the only one who likes cheesecake. O0
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Post by: StCptMara on 08 April 2015, 20:51:31
Have you seen the female character designs in this comic? You're not the only one who likes cheesecake. O0

I miss Agatha going to the Madness Place when she was in her bloomers...
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Post by: MoneyLovinOgre4Hire on 08 April 2015, 20:55:44
Have you seen the female character designs in this comic? You're not the only one who likes cheesecake. O0

Yeah, Phil has had a rep basically forever.
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Post by: Weirdo on 08 April 2015, 21:02:35
Yeah, Phil has had a rep basically forever.
...as a man of impeccable taste. 8)
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Post by: MoneyLovinOgre4Hire on 08 April 2015, 21:48:51
Hey, I never said he had a bad rep 8)
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Post by: Medron Pryde on 09 April 2015, 06:03:15
 O0

 O:-)

 8)

 >:D


 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: Aokarasu on 09 April 2015, 06:24:51
Having seen Kaja, I'd attest to his impeccable taste.
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Post by: Aokarasu on 10 April 2015, 07:37:52
*snicker*

"That's really amazing - but whatever it is you're doing, KNOCK IT OFF!"

Girl talk amongst lethal women...too funny.
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Post by: Orin J. on 10 April 2015, 15:04:38
Bang is adorable. be still my heart- she might mistake you for juicy target if you move too much.
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Post by: PsihoKekec on 13 April 2015, 02:08:42
It's good to be able to take some time off, with cake and tea, while the sparks do the science stuff.
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Post by: Aokarasu on 15 April 2015, 07:32:05
DuPree may have underestimated Zeetha; also, it looks like whatever Agatha did turned the little clank off.  :o
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 15 April 2015, 07:56:27
"I'm not acting...Hey!" LOL!
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Post by: PsihoKekec on 17 April 2015, 02:17:47
Here comes Lucrezia!
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Post by: Aokarasu on 17 April 2015, 07:28:50
Here comes Lucrezia!

To quote one of my favorite childhood characters..."Rut roh, Rorge!"
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Post by: Orin J. on 17 April 2015, 11:46:27
this entire comic feels like end of the Clue movie- constantly chasing the butler while he lays out the plot twists all at once.
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Post by: Aokarasu on 20 April 2015, 11:39:50
"Shhh, dear. Grownups are talking."

(http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/apply-cold-water-to-the-burned-area.jpeg)
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Post by: Bedwyr on 20 April 2015, 13:01:03
Have you guys already established that Klaus imposed himself on his son and how?

I'm not that much into theorizing ahead of time, but I'm curious if this was already pretty clear. For me it was kind of a surprise, but makes perfect sense on reflection.
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Post by: Xtrahmxwohld on 20 April 2015, 13:23:14
Have you guys already established that Klaus imposed himself on his son and how?

I'm not that much into theorizing ahead of time, but I'm curious if this was already pretty clear. For me it was kind of a surprise, but makes perfect sense on reflection.

Klaus pretty much revealed it at the end of book 13.

http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20131227#.VTVD5ZPbCnc
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Post by: Bedwyr on 20 April 2015, 14:11:43
Klaus pretty much revealed it at the end of book 13.

http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20131227#.VTVD5ZPbCnc

I completely forgot about that one.
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Post by: Aokarasu on 22 April 2015, 01:23:07
Ah, so she did remember the locket.
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Post by: Orin J. on 22 April 2015, 10:27:43
funny she'd try to conquer the place using mind control, considering how many of the problem folks are entirely out of theirs.

SO! what's in the cake?
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Post by: Ghostbear_Gurdel on 22 April 2015, 10:37:49
probably a sedative...
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Post by: Stormlion1 on 22 April 2015, 10:53:15
Well the cake doesn't need to be a sedative, its there to keep her busy until all the clockwork electronics reset.
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Post by: PsihoKekec on 22 April 2015, 14:57:52
Cake is cake, everything else is unimportant.

I think I might be reading Vexxarr too much.
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Post by: Weirdo on 22 April 2015, 20:36:37
Peace through superior flour power!
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Post by: worktroll on 24 April 2015, 16:59:49
That locket better reboot darn soon - that last frame sent shivers down my spine.
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Post by: Orin J. on 24 April 2015, 19:20:47
That locket better reboot darn soon - that last frame sent shivers down my spine.

i doubt the baron trusts her nearly enough to believe that, man hardly trusts himself enough to relax for a moment's rest.
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Post by: Stormlion1 on 24 April 2015, 20:55:08
Sacrifice his son and his best friends daughter. I think Klaus will make the right choice. Even for his Empire he won't sacrifice his son I think.
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Post by: StCptMara on 24 April 2015, 22:13:23
Sacrifice his son and his best friends daughter. I think Klaus will make the right choice. Even for his Empire he won't sacrifice his son I think.

He might be willing to sacrifice anything for his empire...
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Post by: MoneyLovinOgre4Hire on 24 April 2015, 22:35:26
This comic has entirely too many unresolved plots going on.
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Post by: Ghostbear_Gurdel on 24 April 2015, 22:35:55
He might be willing to sacrifice anything for his empire...
Luckily that's not Klaus....
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Post by: MoneyLovinOgre4Hire on 27 April 2015, 10:59:11
Definitely a knockout formula in the cake.
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Post by: Orin J. on 27 April 2015, 16:31:02
and her last act before dropping out was to laugh in gil's face.

...how very sparky.
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 29 April 2015, 08:54:28
Wow! He just fell over! Imagine that! What a weasel he is!
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Post by: Orin J. on 29 April 2015, 09:56:11
i imagine that tweedle has quite a few pf these unexplained passing out incidents.
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Post by: Aokarasu on 29 April 2015, 11:14:22
PFM (Pure [Freaking] Magic)
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Post by: Stormlion1 on 29 April 2015, 17:50:05
Smoke Knights. They get all the blame.
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Post by: Medron Pryde on 30 April 2015, 01:42:33
Wow...it's like an invisible hand reached out and smacked him or something.  I didn't see ANYTHING AT ALL.  Did you?

Nope.  NOT A THING.  The cake must have finally taken effect.  RIGHT?

Of course, brother, of course.

Oh come on!  Would you two stop talking about me like I'm not even here?  I can hear every word you know.  Now help me bundle these people up.

Of course, dear.
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Post by: Liam's Ghost on 30 April 2015, 04:56:22
People just spontaneously collapse into their cake all the time. That's just science fact.
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Post by: MoneyLovinOgre4Hire on 30 April 2015, 09:21:15
That reminds me of my sister.  When she was three, she did fall asleep right in her birthday cake.
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Post by: Aokarasu on 06 May 2015, 02:30:23
So...
Krosp is MIA...
With a large portion of the bear army...
What's there to be worried about?
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Post by: Orin J. on 06 May 2015, 21:46:11
nothing, this happening is going to result in all loose threads being tied and the plot advancing briskly.
*twitch*
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Post by: PsihoKekec on 11 May 2015, 02:36:30
Manei Domini can only dream of sharing brother Ulm's fate.
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Post by: Aokarasu on 11 May 2015, 12:36:25
Who/what is in the little clank - the mega-train's soul/essence/whatever?
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Post by: Xtrahmxwohld on 11 May 2015, 15:42:56
Who/what is in the little clank - the mega-train's soul/essence/whatever?
Pretty sure that's the Heterodyne monster train that they just defeated.
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Post by: PsihoKekec on 12 May 2015, 00:22:36
More likely a trainer AI from some old train.
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Post by: MoneyLovinOgre4Hire on 13 May 2015, 00:02:34
And now I've got a certain Duke Ellington tune stuck in my head.
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Post by: PsihoKekec on 13 May 2015, 02:27:16
Well, I was wrong.
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Post by: Aokarasu on 13 May 2015, 11:15:01
So...they're on the Underground now?
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Post by: vidar on 13 May 2015, 13:43:28
It's the subway to Paris that's all >:D
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Post by: PsihoKekec on 15 May 2015, 15:32:23
Gil just had a relevation that might help him undo what his father did in Mechanicsburg.
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Post by: Aokarasu on 15 May 2015, 15:45:30
If something scares/intimidates du Pree...be very wary/afraid.
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Post by: Matti on 18 May 2015, 12:16:02
You can always count on brit to crack a joke about tea ;D O0
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Post by: Orin J. on 18 May 2015, 14:51:33
nice to see Tweedle has resumed his proper role of light comedy. though i was hoping to see Gil's new hat!

gods, this comic makes no sense even when you make sense of it.
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 18 May 2015, 21:32:20
Every once in a while things make sense.


Don't let these moments alarm you. They pass.
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Post by: PsihoKekec on 19 May 2015, 00:22:54
And most of time they're just illusions.
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Post by: Orin J. on 27 May 2015, 22:45:28
"but they need to update their baron puppet"

poor tweedle isn't terribly perceptive, is he? that or he's never met gil before now.....
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Post by: Aokarasu on 29 May 2015, 12:38:47
Makes me think of the song, "You Can Leave Your Hat On."  8)
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Post by: glitterboy2098 on 29 May 2015, 18:26:08
the puppet show reminded me of this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X81AoBcVnaA
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Post by: wolfgar on 29 May 2015, 19:32:14
Makes me think of the song, "You Can Leave Your Hat On."  8)

Agreed, though that might have been intentional.

with the Professor and Professora you never know
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Post by: Aokarasu on 05 June 2015, 10:24:12
Seffie seems awfully savvy; maybe some of that will rub off on Martellus?
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 05 June 2015, 16:23:40
Not a chance. He is too self-absorbed. He definitely cannot take a hint, even if the hint is a building being dropped onto him.
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Post by: PsihoKekec on 06 June 2015, 03:44:19
Which makes dropping buildings on him so much more fun.
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Post by: Medron Pryde on 06 June 2015, 15:40:17
precisely...:)
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Post by: Liam's Ghost on 17 June 2015, 22:02:42
Why is nobody's trap sense going off?!
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Post by: Orin J. on 17 June 2015, 23:56:13
it is. it just goes off all the time now. everything is and is not a trap at the same time. quantum danger is a fairly common problem for mad scientists.
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Post by: PsihoKekec on 30 July 2015, 05:27:08
It's really rude to interrupt a lady (or any other sentinent being) while eating a cake. Same goes for icecream.
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 10 August 2015, 20:48:06
Oh dear! Just when you least expect it.........Der Kestle! Ohhhhhhhh, those guys are soooooooooooo screwed!
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Post by: Weirdo on 10 August 2015, 21:20:08
Oh, this'll be fun...
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Post by: MoneyLovinOgre4Hire on 10 August 2015, 21:31:50
Now we have two more villains who need to be rescued from Agatha.
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Post by: glitterboy2098 on 10 August 2015, 21:45:41
one question is.. is this piece of Der Kestle now in communication with the the main part, and will it recognize agatha?
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Post by: Weirdo on 10 August 2015, 21:49:35
We don't know either of those...and finding out will be half the fun! >:D
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Post by: MoneyLovinOgre4Hire on 10 August 2015, 21:50:55
Given that Der Kestle is trapped in the time field, I doubt this piece is in communication with it.  Based on previous examples it will probably recognize Agatha, though.
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Post by: Alexander Knight on 10 August 2015, 21:54:17
Given that Der Kestle is trapped in the time field, I doubt this piece is in communication with it.  Based on previous examples it will probably recognize Agatha, though.

http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20140526#.Vcljr25VhBc

Do not assume Der Kestle suffers from the spacial limitations of organic intelligences.
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Post by: MoneyLovinOgre4Hire on 10 August 2015, 22:04:49
Am I the only one who imagines Der Kestle being voiced by Tim Curry?
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Post by: Weirdo on 10 August 2015, 22:10:04
I always leaned more towards Christopher Lee.
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Post by: MoneyLovinOgre4Hire on 10 August 2015, 22:12:28
But this voice (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kF0x5qFwEp4) works so well...
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Post by: Medron Pryde on 10 August 2015, 22:35:49
And THIS is what you get when you interrupt someone in the middle of eating cake...
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Post by: PsihoKekec on 11 August 2015, 00:58:27
Am I the only one who imagines Der Kestle being voiced by Tim Curry?
I always leaned more towards Christopher Lee.
I'm rather partial towards Vincent Price.
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Post by: chanman on 11 August 2015, 01:29:18
Mark Hamill
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Post by: Medron Pryde on 11 August 2015, 02:27:55
He would do an amazing crazy castle...;)
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Post by: Alexander Knight on 11 August 2015, 03:53:15
For maximum creepy, what about a Little Sister voice? :D
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Post by: Matti on 11 August 2015, 13:12:23
For maximum creepy, what about a Little Sister voice? :D
We have a winner!
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Post by: Matti on 14 August 2015, 10:48:33
Quote
One must make do with the tools one has, you know.
Gotta LOVE Castle Heterodyne!
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Post by: Aokarasu on 14 August 2015, 15:12:21
Huzzah for Der Kestle! I missed him.
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Post by: MoneyLovinOgre4Hire on 14 August 2015, 21:06:05
Well, that's the easy way to get things done.
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Post by: Aokarasu on 19 August 2015, 14:26:48
Agatha: "Can you stop that, or do I have to run around pulling levers and cutting wires?"

Der Kestle: "Hmmm...do you want to?"

A: "Not particularly!"

DK: "Tch. Very well, then, it's off...but it's more fun the other way!"

A: "Hah - No danger of feeling homesick with you here!"

DK: "Hee hee! Thank you!"

I really, really, really have missed Der Kastle.
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Post by: Orin J. on 19 August 2015, 17:49:19
that du quay fellow seems to have dropped a few IQ points after that last blow.

so who's got the odds on that "master of paris" being a puppet? as in the actual sort, not the political sort.
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Post by: PsihoKekec on 29 August 2015, 05:44:59
''My homework ate my dog''  :D
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Post by: Orin J. on 31 August 2015, 01:16:48
''My homework ate my dog''  :D

really, that's just an excuse to build a better dog! like installing booster rockets, or laser guidance systems! or rocket-guided, laser-powered booster systems!  O:-)
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 01 September 2015, 07:25:23
Wow, der Kestle Mk II is now a little clank!
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Post by: Alexander Knight on 02 September 2015, 23:13:37
And he knows exactly what a duck sounds like!  ;D
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 03 September 2015, 13:06:12
If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck....LOL!   ;D
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Post by: Medron Pryde on 03 September 2015, 19:47:56
Then in the world of Girl Genius it is OBVIOUSLY a frog!

 8)
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Post by: Orin J. on 04 September 2015, 12:30:59
Then in the world of Girl Genius it is OBVIOUSLY a frog!

 8)

only if it breathes fire or captains a mighty pirate vessel.
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Post by: Matti on 15 September 2015, 12:36:03
The Muse of Time... Where have we seen it before?
On page 4
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Post by: StCptMara on 16 September 2015, 03:07:10
The Muse of Time... Where have we seen it before?
On page 4

Gods! Really?! Wow..that far back?!?! Who, other than the Foglios, would remember something that long ago?
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Post by: Matti on 16 September 2015, 09:19:23
Gods! Really?! Wow..that far back?!?! Who, other than the Foglios, would remember something that long ago?
Those who started read the comic just recently. Like I.
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Post by: StCptMara on 16 September 2015, 13:37:21
Those who started read the comic just recently. Like I.

Haha! Welcome to the insanity, then! Also....expect them to be in paris for 9 RL years...as it took them 3 years
(I think) to get through the less than a day they were in the castle.
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Post by: Orin J. on 16 September 2015, 23:07:11
finally, we're going to get back to the plotline introduced in the first issue!

...ah, WAXFRUIT. we're about to jumpcut back to Gil, aren't we?
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Post by: MoneyLovinOgre4Hire on 16 September 2015, 23:14:34
And then we'll switch over to some other character who hasn't been mentioned in six years, then we'll have another interlude with the characters doing another fairy tale, then Phil will take a month off...
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Post by: Matti on 19 September 2015, 16:30:41
May I introduce to you, Meton of Athens! (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meton_of_Athens)
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Post by: glitterboy2098 on 19 September 2015, 16:41:27
not the first timethey've used a historical person as a spark..

i introduce you to Van Rijin (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rembrandt)..
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Post by: Weirdo on 23 September 2015, 21:47:07
Come for the airships, stay for the "humanity".

Now THAT'S an airshow to watch...from a distance. ;D
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Post by: Orin J. on 30 September 2015, 00:12:28
aaaand back to gil. sort of. well, that's cute.


....the locket isn't gonna be a major plot point like three days/six books from now, right?
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Post by: MoneyLovinOgre4Hire on 30 September 2015, 00:17:35
Of course not.

Three days is probably closer to nine books from now. #P
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Post by: Aokarasu on 30 September 2015, 18:26:53
Perfection, they name is Higgs.
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 30 September 2015, 19:07:44
As always Higgs is the voice of reason.
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Post by: worktroll on 30 September 2015, 19:08:27
And I suspect a bad pun. After all, the advice of the Higgs Bosun carries weight, no?
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Post by: Weirdo on 30 September 2015, 20:38:00
But will Gil's words reflect that gravitas?
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Post by: Medron Pryde on 01 October 2015, 00:41:19
I love Higgs...:)
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Post by: PsihoKekec on 01 October 2015, 02:16:58
Every spark needs a loyal sidekick that is willing (and capable) of beating some common sense into him from time to time.
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Post by: Matti on 02 October 2015, 11:49:01
Every spark needs a loyal sidekick that is willing (and capable) of beating some common sense into him from time to time.
Poor Gil has at least two of them ;D
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Post by: PsihoKekec on 02 October 2015, 13:01:49
Since there is two of them in his head...
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Post by: Liam's Ghost on 02 October 2015, 15:59:54
But will Gil's words reflect that gravitas?

I imagine that a Spark's love letter is 1% actual romantic content and 99% non-sequitors, design sketches, and advanced theory on how to automate the romantic process.
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Post by: Orin J. on 02 October 2015, 21:54:49
a masked ball? why Foglios, there must be a million ways that could go wrong! will you be able to find time to fit them all in the comic?

I imagine that a Spark's love letter is 1% actual romantic content and 99% non-sequitors, design sketches, and advanced theory on how to automate the romantic process.

this never works and is generally why sparks don't marry much.
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Post by: Weirdo on 02 October 2015, 23:05:22
It does help explain the storytime theme about teaching a robot to love...
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 04 October 2015, 17:46:13
Well, well, well! We finally get to see the often mentioned "Grandmother"!
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Post by: Weirdo on 07 October 2015, 09:34:15
Once again... I love the background art.

"Eau de Humanity" ;D
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 16 October 2015, 23:50:55
Voyeur tube.....what a wonderful way to describe a telescope!
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Post by: PsihoKekec on 17 October 2015, 02:50:27
I guess someone has learned from Seth Brundle's example.
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Post by: Medron Pryde on 17 October 2015, 23:24:16
Voyeur tube.....what a wonderful way to describe a telescope!

Who said it was a telescope?  Maybe it's a "looker through walls."  Or maybe it's a "looker through..."  ahem...other things...;)
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Post by: Matti on 19 October 2015, 12:40:00
If Agatha were member of a BattleTech clan, would she be in science caste or in merchant caste? O0
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Post by: MoneyLovinOgre4Hire on 19 October 2015, 12:56:53
Both.
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Post by: PsihoKekec on 23 October 2015, 02:06:25
So this is where the gheisterdammen went.
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 23 October 2015, 18:17:40
I feel a disturbance in the farce.....huge plot complications coming!
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Post by: Orin J. on 24 October 2015, 09:25:35
I feel a disturbance in the farce.....huge plot complications coming!

so business as usual then.  O:-)
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 23 November 2015, 10:52:01
OTHAR! WOOHOO!
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Post by: Medron Pryde on 23 November 2015, 10:58:46
Who else would you expect to come back normal?

 8)
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Post by: PsihoKekec on 23 November 2015, 12:15:25
Normal? That would require a mayor shift in his personality.
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Post by: Xtrahmxwohld on 23 November 2015, 16:03:42
OTHAR! WOOHOO!
  No no. you have to say it correctly.


(http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u312/ravehnhuhrxt/misc/OtharTryggvassen.png)Gentleman Adventurer!
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Post by: Medron Pryde on 23 November 2015, 20:51:00
Normal for him...;)
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 24 November 2015, 12:25:38
Who else would you expect to come back normal?

 8)

Well......as normal as Othar ever approaches the obscure concept of normality.
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Post by: Aokarasu on 30 November 2015, 07:33:24
The poor, disappointed gaggle of female onlookers...
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Post by: MoneyLovinOgre4Hire on 30 November 2015, 12:54:14
Not all of those onlookers were female.
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Post by: Aokarasu on 30 November 2015, 21:16:39
Not all of those onlookers were female.

Hard to tell; nice choice on the part of Phil. Though he and Kaja have always generally been a "live and let live" sort of pair in some regards.
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Post by: MoneyLovinOgre4Hire on 30 November 2015, 21:26:52
Well, he used to publish a porn comic that was known for its themes regarding consenting relationships between men, women, and species that didn't fit into easily identifiable genders.
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 30 November 2015, 22:21:48
Ah, yes. Xxxenophile.
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Post by: Aokarasu on 30 November 2015, 22:59:39
Well, he used to publish a porn comic that was known for its themes regarding consenting relationships between men, women, and species that didn't fit into easily identifiable genders.

Yep, as mentioned, by The Mighty ACHOO, "Xxxenophile." In a sci-fi satire book he collaborated on, "Illegal Aliens," there were a few risque comments throughout, so it's not like it's a subject he's ever shied away from; then, of course, there was the infamous episode of "What's New? with Phil and Dixie" that never quite happened.
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Post by: Stormlion1 on 11 December 2015, 08:33:40
ok Jenka is hot. and she cleans up very well.
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Post by: MoneyLovinOgre4Hire on 11 December 2015, 10:27:57
And it's only been, what, 11 years since she was last in the comic?
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Post by: Matti on 11 December 2015, 12:27:12
Is she jäger who dressed up like assassin? The one who forgives. Once.
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Post by: Xtrahmxwohld on 11 December 2015, 16:07:30
And it's only been, what, 11 years since she was last in the comic?

2 years.

http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20131101#.Vms63b_ME2c
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Post by: Aokarasu on 18 December 2015, 06:48:53
Hmmm, a wasped assassin?
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Post by: Aokarasu on 21 December 2015, 06:55:28
...sorry, assassins.
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Post by: Medron Pryde on 21 December 2015, 07:51:19
This is going to get interesting...and there will be questions about this as well....
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Post by: Matti on 21 December 2015, 12:20:20
From frying pan into the fire.
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Post by: Orin J. on 21 December 2015, 15:07:24
From frying pan into the fire.

and now to watch the pan get dropped back onto their heads!
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Post by: MoneyLovinOgre4Hire on 23 December 2015, 12:41:35
Dimo uses his head...
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Post by: Weirdo on 23 December 2015, 12:47:03
A first? :)
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Post by: Aokarasu on 23 December 2015, 13:00:43
And of course Agatha has a device she wants to try out.
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Post by: Medron Pryde on 23 December 2015, 18:34:34
She always has some new gadget to try out.

These wasps are just giving her an excuse to do it...they are so nice to volunteer for your experimentation....
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Post by: Orin J. on 23 December 2015, 19:36:57
And of course Agatha has a device she wants to try out.

it's not a dues ex machina, that's just a character quirk! don't mention you've been needing a haircut around her, i hear she has the dandiest new laser she wants to try out on someone (else)!
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Post by: PsihoKekec on 28 December 2015, 03:06:10
Are that von Zinzer and Violetta in the Christmas picture.
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Post by: Aokarasu on 04 January 2016, 07:34:37
"How many pockets do you think I have?"

"Well, obviously, not enough."

Classic; love it!
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Post by: PsihoKekec on 06 January 2016, 05:49:55
The lesson here is clear, avoid excessive top down minion management.
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Post by: Matti on 03 February 2016, 15:28:52
Agatha wants to drink coffee! :D
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 03 February 2016, 23:16:31
It's OK, as long as she is not making the machine that is being used to make the coffee.  O0
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Post by: PsihoKekec on 04 February 2016, 01:16:39
No it's not OK, you don't want a spark as powerfull as her to be as hyper as she is after coffe.
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Post by: Matti on 05 February 2016, 13:20:04
One princess has mouth wide open, waiting for foot to be inserted ;D
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Post by: Sharpnel on 06 February 2016, 08:05:20
This webcomic is beginning to bore me with it's too slow pacing and an overabundance of characters, both new old.
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Post by: Weirdo on 06 February 2016, 09:26:58
Wait, if that was a concern, you can't possibly have lasted this long...
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Post by: PsihoKekec on 08 February 2016, 02:23:48
It's been what, five days since she reached Mechanicsburg?
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Post by: MoneyLovinOgre4Hire on 08 February 2016, 02:30:29
No, there was a time-skip.

Also, they're in Paris right now.

But without the time-skip we'd probably still be in Mechanicsburg on the same day as the comic was on 4 years ago.
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Post by: PsihoKekec on 09 February 2016, 01:16:00
But I think it is still something like five days for Agatha and Violetta.
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Post by: PsihoKekec on 17 February 2016, 05:52:21
Students. Students never change.
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Post by: Weirdo on 22 February 2016, 23:39:44
I suspect we're going to want to know what's in that giant red bulb...
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Post by: worktroll on 22 February 2016, 23:46:34
"I think there's a fundamental flaw in your logic."

Si mobile ...
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Post by: Aokarasu on 25 February 2016, 08:28:27
What's been waiting for 100 years?  ???
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Post by: PsihoKekec on 04 March 2016, 03:12:07
A familiar face crops up, time for theories about the Other.
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Post by: Weirdo on 04 March 2016, 09:09:27
I swear, that corpse is staring at her chest... ;D
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Post by: Aokarasu on 04 March 2016, 23:05:01
I swear, that corpse is staring at her chest... ;D

Do you blame it?  8)
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Post by: PsihoKekec on 07 March 2016, 04:03:03
I wouldn't say Gill was wishing for more pain, but I'm quite sure he did.
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Post by: Orin J. on 07 March 2016, 13:32:25
one wonders how much of that pain is actually required by the procedure......well, all in the name of Science!TM
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 09 March 2016, 10:26:44
"He always sounds like that when he is in pain.   Takes me back...."


Gotta love Bang.  >:D
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Post by: Aokarasu on 09 March 2016, 21:01:48
"He always sounds like that when he is in pain.   Takes me back...."


Gotta love Bang.  >:D

Appreciate? Yes. Love? *shudders*
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Post by: PsihoKekec on 10 March 2016, 01:17:06
You can love her from a safe distance. Like an universe between.
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Post by: Aokarasu on 10 March 2016, 06:31:56
You can love her from a safe distance. Like an universe between.

Still too close for my comfort.  >:D
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 12 March 2016, 13:58:04
says the guy who has Klingons in his avatar. A true Klingon would admire and desire a woman like Bangladesh Dupree.  :P
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Post by: Aokarasu on 13 March 2016, 00:16:34
says the guy who has Klingons in his avatar. A true Klingon would admire and desire a woman like Bangladesh Dupree.  :P

I think Bang would be even a little too crazy and bloodthirsty for a Klingon.  8)
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Post by: Challenger on 13 March 2016, 09:38:16
Lets face it, if they existed in the same universe the Klingons would have made her Empress in short order.

Challenger
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Post by: Weirdo on 18 March 2016, 13:11:53
Good lord, how powerful is that hairdryer?!?
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Post by: MoneyLovinOgre4Hire on 18 March 2016, 13:23:22
It was made by a Spark.  It probably goes from "gentle breeze" to "F5."
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Post by: Weirdo on 18 March 2016, 13:39:56
If it's made by a spark, I highly doubt there's a 'gentle breeze' setting.

I'm just looking at his hair length in that panel versus all the others...yeek.
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Post by: MoneyLovinOgre4Hire on 18 March 2016, 15:34:46
If it's made by a spark, I highly doubt there's a 'gentle breeze' setting.

Why?  We just saw it. :D
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 21 March 2016, 00:10:29
Oh, man! Bang is so I wanna maim, kill, or at least hurt Tarvek and now she is his bodyguard?  She has to keep him from being maimed, killed, or even hurt even a little? Ohhhhhhhhhh, this is going to be tooooooo good!
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Post by: Orin J. on 21 March 2016, 11:39:38
once again, i gotta agree with everything Bang says. though i think Tarvek might be immune to mental trauma at this point, i mean nothing else has had lasting effects....
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 22 March 2016, 00:29:24
I loved the look on her face in the last panel.
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Post by: PsihoKekec on 25 March 2016, 05:16:18
Come to think of it Othar reminds me of what Carrot might have become if he was directed towards life of adventurer, instead city guard in Ankh Morph.
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Post by: Orin J. on 28 March 2016, 01:08:54
"Quickly, we've been had! Kidnappers are attacking and we have to save them before DuPree kills them all and i won't have anyone to interrogate!"

Bang is the best character. i know i say that every time, but it's true every time.
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Post by: PsihoKekec on 06 April 2016, 02:31:59
I wonder how many pies did Robur eat before Corbetites arrived.
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Post by: Bedwyr on 06 April 2016, 08:34:09
Come to think of it Othar reminds me of what Carrot might have become if he was directed towards life of adventurer, instead city guard in Ankh Morph.

New action figure! Now with free preventative and nondescript sword!
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Post by: PsihoKekec on 07 April 2016, 00:27:42
Special attack - throwing book at the evildoers.
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Post by: PsihoKekec on 08 April 2016, 02:53:04
And whatever it is, I assume it's better to be left in the crypts. However that would rob us of some fun so I fully support Agatha's future decision to seek out the device.
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Post by: Orin J. on 08 April 2016, 12:24:58
i like that even the evil geniuses of old knew that pie was a pretty good way to butter up people to help you. not as much as i like that the story seems to be ready to move forward again!
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Post by: PsihoKekec on 11 April 2016, 03:06:24
Talk about preparing for everything.
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Post by: Medron Pryde on 11 April 2016, 14:30:19
I smell food.... O0
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Post by: Aokarasu on 02 May 2016, 05:44:19
Ho, this dropped from Page 1!? This cannot be allowed to happen!

I really *do* love Jaegers.

Agatha: "Maybe it's a Jaeger shredding machine?"

Dimo: "No vay. Dey melted dot down."

A: "Ah, it seems I have much to learn about the rich and varied history of the Jaegers."

D: "Uh-vell-mostly dere's a lot of biting."
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Post by: PsihoKekec on 02 May 2016, 06:57:22
Buy History of Jägers, second edition, now with 150 new hat illustrations! And even more biting!
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Post by: Weirdo on 02 May 2016, 08:31:42
"F'TAGN to FOGLIO"

I kinda want to visit this library, and I kinda really don't.
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Post by: Medron Pryde on 02 May 2016, 13:01:34
What sound does a Jaeger make when put into a shredding machine?

 >:D

I only ask because SCIENCE! compels me...

 }:)

Come loyal minions!  It is time to do RESEARCH!

 O:-)
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Post by: Aokarasu on 06 May 2016, 06:10:47
"Vot! But hy vos ON GUARD!" Poor Dimo.

"Less kissing. This is important." Well, she seems to have her priorities straight.
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Post by: PsihoKekec on 09 May 2016, 02:25:29
All endothermic life forms are inherently heretic!
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Post by: Aokarasu on 09 May 2016, 06:40:31
All endothermic life forms are inherently heretic!

It's not necessarily incorrect...
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 09 May 2016, 09:11:05
"Allow yourself to be redeemed!"


That is soooooooo a Word of Blake line!
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Post by: glitterboy2098 on 09 May 2016, 12:15:09
for those trying to figure out if it is a reference ot something:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diet_%28assembly%29
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ecumenical_council

i haven't been able to find a "diet of krakow" IRL, so probably not a reference to anything directly..
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Post by: Orin J. on 09 May 2016, 23:41:04
it's teh (clank)pope! what a crazy time for a cameo!

"F'TAGN to FOGLIO"

I kinda want to visit this library, and I kinda really don't.

but how else will the plot make sense if we don't read of the clearly not intended to be forbidden knowledge?  O0
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Post by: vidar on 10 May 2016, 05:55:53
for those trying to figure out if it is a reference ot something:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diet_%28assembly%29
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ecumenical_council

i haven't been able to find a "diet of krakow" IRL, so probably not a reference to anything directly..
I think it's a veiled reference to the diet of worms and the miring of Martain Luthier in some rather odd left field theological arguments.
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Post by: Matti on 11 May 2016, 10:41:47
"Hell hath no fury of angry woman"
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Post by: PsihoKekec on 16 May 2016, 02:17:02
Campfire in a can, that you can wind just like a clock? I want one.
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Post by: Medron Pryde on 18 May 2016, 02:54:07
Oh that pesky x-ray vision...getting guys in trouble ever since they first started imagining it...
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Post by: Matti on 18 May 2016, 10:05:48
Oh that pesky x-ray vision...getting guys in trouble ever since they first started imagining it...
Reminds me about this page in Grrl Power (http://grrlpowercomic.com/comics/2013-04-15-GP0137.jpg)
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Post by: Medron Pryde on 18 May 2016, 10:54:01
Yeah...if I were to ever have a Genie, I would not ask for x-ray vision...

Superman's vision maybe...his commonly accepted style of vision.  One must be careful around Genies after all.  They like to take things literally and give you something you asked for that was not what you wanted...;)
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Post by: Aokarasu on 19 May 2016, 06:50:57
Oh that pesky x-ray vision...getting guys in trouble ever since they first started imagining it...

They're sparks, of course they added an X-Ray filter.
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Post by: Orin J. on 19 May 2016, 14:43:09
that headgear is giving off a lot of smoke. i mean it seems to be part of the design and all, but should we be any more worried about it than any other random thing in this story?

They're sparks, of course they added an X-Ray filter.
how can the clank pope absolve you of sin without an x-ray filter to locate?
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Post by: Aokarasu on 20 May 2016, 08:36:57
And this is why you bring along assistants and/or hirelings.
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Post by: Aokarasu on 23 May 2016, 07:16:08
SCIENCE!
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 24 May 2016, 10:04:51
that headgear is giving off a lot of smoke. i mean it seems to be part of the design and all, but should we be any more worried about it than any other random thing in this story?

Dude! It's steam powered! The "smoke" is coming out of the smokestack! IT'S SCIENCE!
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Post by: Matti on 29 May 2016, 01:05:20
Quote
And all we wanted was the lantern!
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Post by: Medron Pryde on 29 May 2016, 18:36:03
Is it green?  ;)
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 30 May 2016, 13:02:46
Silly smoke knight! Sometimes the hidden trap is the muse that is blatantly, openly, obviously as hell right out in plain sight.
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Post by: StCptMara on 30 May 2016, 20:22:21
Silly smoke knight! Sometimes the hidden trap is the muse that is blatantly, openly, obviously as hell right out in plain sight.

Those make the perfect trap! No-one ever suspects them!
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Post by: Matti on 08 June 2016, 09:56:30
STORM KING!
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Post by: Weirdo on 08 June 2016, 10:13:19
I think I liked their other King-from-the-distant-past better...
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Post by: HobbesHurlbut on 08 June 2016, 10:42:24
STORM KING!
Dun dun dun!
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Post by: Von Jankmon on 08 June 2016, 11:00:52
Stormy!

Martellus is going to have to rethink things.
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 11 June 2016, 22:35:18
Well, this is quite the plotline twist, even for a comic known for its plotline twists!
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Post by: Medron Pryde on 12 June 2016, 10:59:42
So what was the original Storm King supposed to be...

You know...other than sightly irritable and seemingly rather powerful?
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Post by: Sir Chaos on 12 June 2016, 16:20:57
So what was the original Storm King supposed to be...

You know...other than sightly irritable and seemingly rather powerful?

"The greatest king of all times" - according to Master Payne.
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Post by: HobbesHurlbut on 12 June 2016, 16:41:04
So what was the original Storm King supposed to be...

You know...other than sightly irritable and seemingly rather powerful?
Considering that a mere touch from him did something in the previous page....
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Post by: glitterboy2098 on 12 June 2016, 16:43:50
my guess? a Conan type dude who was the only guy able to stand up to the early Heterodynes.

and later generations embellished and altered his story to make it more acceptable to the people of the day, making it seem more noble than it originally was.
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Post by: Matti on 08 July 2016, 11:35:58
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YOU GO *BOOM" NOW!
O0
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Post by: Aokarasu on 08 July 2016, 11:43:08
O0

"No boom today. Boom tomorrow; there's always boom tomorrow. BOOM!"
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Post by: Matti on 08 July 2016, 11:47:37
"No boom today. Boom tomorrow; there's always boom tomorrow. BOOM!"
There is *BOOM* today. It just got partially covered by speech bubble
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Post by: Medron Pryde on 08 July 2016, 12:56:13
We live...sad lives...

All full of boom...

;)
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Post by: Ghostbear_Gurdel on 13 July 2016, 00:23:32
an overdue book!!!!!!  :o ;D
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Post by: Medron Pryde on 13 July 2016, 01:06:05
I wonder if he has one in mind?

"The many and varied uses of forks" perhaps?

;)
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Post by: Aokarasu on 12 August 2016, 15:22:09
Almost a month? Egads?

As to today's strip...

(http://i.imgur.com/NnoGhN1.gif?noredirect)
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Post by: Matti on 15 August 2016, 09:12:51
What is the object Dimo is looking at?
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Post by: Orin J. on 15 August 2016, 10:59:40
one of those very small slaver engines, from the look of it.
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Post by: Matti on 19 August 2016, 09:38:56
She has made other arrangements!
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Post by: Orin J. on 19 August 2016, 11:57:55
i wonder how fast "faster than you'd like" is?
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Post by: Weirdo on 19 August 2016, 13:40:11
I'm predicting Philip Fry's first experience with the tubes in New New York...
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Post by: Sharpnel on 19 August 2016, 13:44:10
i wonder how fast "faster than you'd like" is?
Rip your clothes off fast?  ;D O0
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Post by: pheonixstorm on 20 August 2016, 06:10:31
I hope she lets Dimo eat him.

Then again I haved also hoped the author would work faster but... meh. At least I have something new to read Mon, Wed, and Fri.
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Post by: Von Jankmon on 20 August 2016, 06:32:27
Caught up with GG for the first time in months and....armour bikinis everywhere!
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Post by: PsihoKekec on 22 August 2016, 05:02:09
''Rogue professor of colour theory'' apparently stuff like that happens all the time.
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Post by: Weirdo on 22 August 2016, 09:29:45
Honestly, I'd expect researchers specializing in fields like that to be more likely to go rogue and take over a vast underground kingdom. How else are you going to get any time out of the office?
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Post by: Orin J. on 23 August 2016, 00:30:32
explain 20 years of expenditures? i think that is the deadest man we've seen in this comic to date. his corpse is going to be doing a lot of paperwork for them.....
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Post by: Von Jankmon on 25 August 2016, 08:04:40
What are the chances Agatha will be propelled to the surface and land in front of a large cheering crowd.
Allowing for what she has on, and how she is normally envisaged as so urbane, I think pretty high.
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 25 August 2016, 09:18:41
I like how Dimo was so enthusiastic about being launched like out of a cannon until he heard there would be no smoke, fire and Kaboom.
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Post by: Orin J. on 26 August 2016, 20:59:46
wow, an invention i'd always dreamed of using (on others), let's see what happens!
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Post by: Von Jankmon on 28 August 2016, 17:30:41
Transportation artillery, Things to Come got there in style and wasn't the first either.

(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_CdocFnegjE0/TOr7E7PHxxI/AAAAAAAAB20/UsBkj2ITgCg/s1600/thingstocome_loadingthecrew.jpg)
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 28 August 2016, 20:45:34
Actually it is about time for Foglio to digress into one of the other many plot paths he has on the burners.
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Post by: Orin J. on 29 August 2016, 12:25:51
Actually it is about time for Foglio to digress into one of the other many plot paths he has on the burners.

why did you REMIND him?!  [metalhealth]
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 29 August 2016, 23:19:54
I did not remind him. I merely called it.  8)
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Post by: Matti on 05 September 2016, 23:08:49
Apparently little bones make chocolate crunchy. Has anyone in here eaten such?
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Post by: Orin J. on 05 September 2016, 23:37:43
bang continues to be the best character, and i defy you to prove otherwise.
she's also doing a bang-up job of keeping Gil(s possession) off-balance and thinking with his own thoughts.
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Post by: Weirdo on 05 September 2016, 23:37:53
No bones, but does bacon chocolate count?
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Post by: Alexander Knight on 06 September 2016, 23:49:36
No bones, but does bacon chocolate count?

Bacon chocolate ALWAYS counts.
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Post by: PsihoKekec on 07 September 2016, 04:16:59
When gods want to curse us they make our wishes come true.
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Post by: Matti on 12 September 2016, 14:04:30
It's gonna be one Hell of a party!
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Post by: Orin J. on 30 September 2016, 18:24:56
this is one of them self-indulgent story arcs, i see....

what do you do with Dynamo Cheese, anyway?
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Post by: Weirdo on 30 September 2016, 20:50:15
First they teach us callipygian, then they show it to us.

It's educational! O0
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Post by: Medron Pryde on 01 October 2016, 07:40:35
I wouldn't mind a side of Heterodyne Ham...

 8)
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Post by: Aokarasu on 03 October 2016, 12:17:20
I wouldn't mind a side of Heterodyne Ham...

 8)

Seyla
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Post by: Matti on 03 October 2016, 13:33:00
Pants! (https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/pants#Etymology_2)
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Post by: PsihoKekec on 04 October 2016, 00:16:44
I wouldn't mind a side of Heterodyne Ham...

 8)
You can't handle the Heterodyne Ham!
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Post by: Matti on 19 October 2016, 09:56:41
Quote
SHE IZ IN DE MADNESS PLACE!
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Post by: Medron Pryde on 20 October 2016, 02:40:13
We're golden over here...just stick close and don't interrupt her...
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Post by: Matti on 21 October 2016, 23:05:53
Redshirts are getting it now.
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Post by: Ghostbear_Gurdel on 02 November 2016, 09:31:45
uh oh... Bosun Higgs is getting involved. now.  :P
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Post by: Weirdo on 02 November 2016, 10:22:22
I suppose it should surprise no one that for the Higgs Bosun, romantic entanglement is much the same as quantum entanglement.
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Post by: Medron Pryde on 02 November 2016, 19:18:07
Here Weirdo.  Have a cookie.

 O0
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Post by: Weirdo on 02 November 2016, 21:50:35
COOKIES!! [rockon]
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Post by: Medron Pryde on 03 November 2016, 05:29:37
Infused with just a hint of the Dark Side...

 >:D
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Post by: Bedwyr on 07 November 2016, 02:48:09
I don't post in the thread here very often but the Monday comic just posted and it is one of the funniest Kestel scenes I've read in just about forever.
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Post by: Matti on 28 December 2016, 09:46:38
I have a bad feeling about what is coming now...
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Post by: vidar on 28 December 2016, 18:58:31
I am feeling pink coming on.
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Post by: Sharpnel on 29 December 2016, 01:29:45
Why do the Foglios have this incessant need to add even more characters to an already overcrowded story? ARRRRRGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!
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Post by: Matti on 30 December 2016, 11:02:17
Why do the Foglios have this incessant need to add even more characters to an already overcrowded story? ARRRRRGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!
You think she is new character? How do you figure? For all I know, she could be one of the old ones, like Lucrezia.
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Post by: vidar on 30 December 2016, 14:00:01
Or the "Pink" false heir.
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Post by: PsihoKekec on 03 January 2017, 04:00:03
Tarvek shares your suspicions.
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Post by: Matti on 04 January 2017, 14:41:40
It is serious now...
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Post by: PsihoKekec on 05 January 2017, 01:15:53
Not to mention Storm King, Agatha and Gil are also on the way.
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Post by: Matti on 24 March 2017, 10:33:19
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DIS IZ JUST TWO GEEZERS ARGUING 'BOUT DE OLD DAYS.
Dimo sure knows way with the words O0
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Post by: Alexander Knight on 21 April 2017, 02:49:22
Fust!  Who's a good jaeger bear, yes he is!
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Post by: Weirdo on 21 April 2017, 09:43:23
Jäger bears!

Running smashing disemboweling everywhere!

 :D
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Post by: Bedwyr on 28 April 2017, 11:30:49
I don't know why but the climax head-fakes are starting to really irk me. It's not like they haven't done it before, but man. End the fight already. You've had at least 4 "ha ha I have you now" moments.

It's like:
http://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2007/08/19
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 02 May 2017, 21:03:30
Meh, you get used to them.
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Post by: Weirdo on 07 June 2017, 14:21:48
Der Kestle is asking to be plugged into the main systems of Paris.

Interesting, how what seems to be the correct choice also seems to be a VERY BAD IDEA...
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Post by: worktroll on 07 June 2017, 17:50:04
Surrender to the will of the Night Der Kastle ... O0
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Post by: Alexander Knight on 08 June 2017, 02:34:33
Interesting, how what seems to be the correct choice also seems to be a VERY BAD FUN IDEA...

Fixed that for you, at least ass far as Da Boyz and Der Kestle are concerned.
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Post by: Weirdo on 08 June 2017, 08:02:24
I think we can safely say that both wordings are correct. :)
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Post by: Matti on 16 June 2017, 13:22:47
Looks like Kastle got the job done. Now Colette is rocking the town O0
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Post by: Alexander Knight on 17 June 2017, 13:03:48
I may start to be a fan of cubism.
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Post by: Matti on 17 July 2017, 09:52:35
Quote
BY BLOOD AND CONQUEST
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Post by: Von Jankmon on 22 July 2017, 11:56:04
Fille Chat Cafe
on a poster on Friday's page.
Nice one. Between the Foglios and the French even catgirls now can achieve sophistication, style and class.
Almost as clever as the Eau De Humanity perfume advertising poster featuring Agatha with an airship in the background.
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Post by: Matti on 01 December 2017, 15:24:33
Reckless enthusiasm for massive firepower!
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Post by: PsihoKekec on 04 December 2017, 01:22:39
Applies to much of this forum as well.
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Post by: Matti on 07 December 2017, 16:00:49
"Lady of refinement" ;D
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Post by: Weirdo on 26 January 2018, 16:49:09
Looks like Bang has more fans than just us... :)
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Post by: Orin J. on 27 January 2018, 00:02:08
The best part is she's winning while making a mockery of the assassin's trade. This is the most unprofessional killing i've ever witnessed, and I've dome some very stupid things with a Stinger. <3 <3 <3
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Post by: Weirdo on 18 June 2018, 21:19:06
Arise, and wreak havoc on the world once more! Show them, show them all!!!

So here's a question. Many of the GG books are sitting in my FLGS on their half-off shelf, so naturally I've been steadily snatching them up. Came across an interesting bit in book seven, in the crypt of the Heterodynes:

http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20070810#.WyhnTvlOldZ

I've been thinking about it for ages, but I still don't get it. What is the significance of the timing of Klaus Heterodyne's birth and death? I keep looking for some hidden meaning, but I'm getting nothing. Am I looking too deep?
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Post by: Alexander Knight on 18 June 2018, 21:30:13


I've been thinking about it for ages, but I still don't get it. What is the significance of the timing of Klaus Heterodyne's birth and death? I keep looking for some hidden meaning, but I'm getting nothing. Am I looking too deep?

Death?  Nothing other than he died when Lucy went nuts.  Birth?  Well, two YEARS would be an awfully long gestation period if the implication given by the name was actually real.  As it is, Klaus's name is a sign of the friendship the Heterodynes had with Wulfenbach and nothing more.
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Post by: Weirdo on 18 June 2018, 21:32:27
So the only thing it's saying is that he definitely is NOT the Baron's son, nothing else?
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Post by: glitterboy2098 on 18 June 2018, 21:43:35
Death?  Nothing other than he died when Lucy went nuts.  Birth?  Well, two YEARS would be an awfully long gestation period if the implication given by the name was actually real.  As it is, Klaus's name is a sign of the friendship the Heterodynes had with Wulfenbach and nothing more.
i think the point was that people kept assuming that the Heir was Klaus's son.. despite the fact Klaus 'vanished' long before the kid could have been conceived, given his age.
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Post by: Alexander Knight on 18 June 2018, 22:45:27
i think the point was that people kept assuming that the Heir was Klaus's son.. despite the fact Klaus 'vanished' long before the kid could have been conceived, given his age.

Correct.
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Post by: Weirdo on 13 July 2018, 08:29:26
How/When on Earth did they manage to kill THAT?!?
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Post by: worktroll on 13 July 2018, 16:49:29
Which?
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Post by: Weirdo on 13 July 2018, 18:45:05
Upper left.
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Post by: Ghostbear_Gurdel on 13 July 2018, 19:05:19
...I assume the creator had a sudden Heart attack....
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Post by: Weirdo on 18 July 2018, 08:51:25
Anyone else getting the impression that it's the RAEF doing the pillaging and regiciding? I have wonder if Albia is trying to reestablish contact with her peers, or if she likes her current state of having no effective peers on her level, and is taking steps to keep things that way. If so, Zeetha's probably VERY lucky that Skifander's queens are mortal these days...
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Post by: glitterboy2098 on 18 July 2018, 15:11:54
Anyone else getting the impression that it's the RAEF doing the pillaging and regiciding? I have wonder if Albia is trying to reestablish contact with her peers, or if she likes her current state of having no effective peers on her level, and is taking steps to keep things that way. If so, Zeetha's probably VERY lucky that Skifander's queens are mortal these days...
that was my first impression too.. but then i noticed the scenery and city style is totally different between panels 5 and 6, the people walking away from the burning city in panel 6 are clearly barbarians of somekind, not quasi-british, and the bit about Ubar and Queen Ishtar-Re clearly makes it sound like the city and its Queen was found intact.

that said, i wouldn't be surprised to find out that if the Royal Archeological Expeditions find one of these old kingdoms still living, but without their old immortal queens, that the next thing the Albion's do is send an conquering army to induct them into the Empire..
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Post by: Bedwyr on 05 August 2018, 23:10:10
I forget. Who did we identify the seaman whats-his-name is?
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Post by: Alexander Knight on 05 August 2018, 23:11:47
I forget. Who did we identify the seaman whats-his-name is?

That's the "Unstoppable Higgs" A.K.A. "The Secret JagerGeneral"
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Post by: Bedwyr on 05 August 2018, 23:17:31
That's the "Unstoppable Higgs" A.K.A. "The Secret JagerGeneral"

Oh right. I was thinking something royal like king, but I forgot that general was what Strumvoraus called him.

I also looked him up. One of his previous ranks was (this is either old or your going to love this) Boatswain.

That is, Higgs, Boatswain.  ;D


Oh the Foglios kill me.
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Post by: Weirdo on 05 August 2018, 23:29:52
We all love Bosun Higgs. :)
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Post by: Matti on 06 August 2018, 12:59:52
We all love Bosun Higgs. :)
I thought he was called airman Higgs ???

[edit]
Yes he is (http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20070330#.W2iM9dUzaJA)
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Post by: Bedwyr on 06 August 2018, 13:29:05
I thought he was called airman Higgs ???

[edit]
Yes he is (http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20070330#.W2iM9dUzaJA)

Depends on where he shows up. I know he's had the rank of boatswain as well. I thought he might have been able seaman, but that might not be a correct recollection.
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Post by: Kidd on 06 August 2018, 17:31:35
Higgs' "bosun" rank was appended by fans who got a little carried away putting 2 and 2 to get 5, he's really just a lowly airman

I got to say, the bit a few pages back where he revealed himself was excellent

if anything can put the fear of Heterodyne in Tarvek, it's probably a secret Jagergeneral calling his bluff
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Post by: Matti on 07 August 2018, 12:31:57
Higgs' "bosun" rank was appended by fans who got a little carried away putting 2 and 2 to get 5, he's really just a lowly airman
TVtropes warning:
He is almighty janitor (https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AlmightyJanitor)
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Post by: Bedwyr on 07 August 2018, 12:35:54
TVtropes warning:
He is almighty janitor (https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AlmightyJanitor)

Checked for a Lu-Tze reference. Found one. Went away happy.
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Post by: Kidd on 08 August 2018, 05:11:23
Is it unfair of me that I look at Schlock Mercenary and it's uninterrupted publishing history, and wish the Foglios would put in less filler?

TVtropes warning:

Captain! The singularity - she's got us!
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Post by: Matti on 08 August 2018, 10:34:19
Is it unfair of me that I look at Schlock Mercenary and it's uninterrupted publishing history, and wish the Foglios would put in less filler?
I have to say yes, it is unfair of you. I enjoy most of the fillers, in particular their take on Cinderella and
Quote
"Any sufficiently analyzed magic is indistinguishable from science!"
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Post by: Bedwyr on 08 August 2018, 10:37:06
The way I would put it is that GG relies on a very lush art style that probably takes longer than the daily strip style Howard Taylor uses. Taylor is also unusually dedicated and disciplined to a degree that most artists and storytellers couldn't manage. Shoot, even print cartoonists who have to labor to keep up a two-week-plus buffer don't last this long. They tend to retire from the field, descend into mediocrity, or hand the strip off to another artist.
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Post by: HobbesHurlbut on 24 August 2018, 10:26:43
Just came across this. https://scryfall.com/search?q=a%3A%E2%80%9CPhil+Foglio%E2%80%9D&unique=art
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Post by: Matti on 29 August 2018, 10:41:43
"to make sandwiches, punch monsters"
 :thumbsup:
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Post by: Matti on 27 October 2018, 00:38:39
Gil knows Bang well ;D
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Post by: Orin J. on 13 November 2018, 00:52:29
Ah, foiled by the appetite of a cat! One of the classic blunders in faking a murder, alongside hiding in the attic of the murder scene!
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Post by: Matti on 21 January 2019, 13:34:03
Cool guys don't look at explosions (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sqz5dbs5zmo), and Tarvek & Higgs are very cool indeed :thumbsup:
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Post by: PsihoKekec on 22 January 2019, 01:00:38
Farwell Smakken, we hardly knew you.
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Post by: Matti on 08 February 2019, 12:49:01
I need a reminder, who's Violetta again?
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Post by: Weirdo on 08 February 2019, 13:44:06
Tarvek's cousin. Smoke Knight. Agatha's personal ninja.
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Post by: glitterboy2098 on 08 February 2019, 14:28:30
Tarvek's favorite cousin. Who was also his own minder/bodyguard for awhile.

Personally i dont think she's dead. Dying maybe, but doing her own hunting.

And heck, they are are in a building full of mad scientists, one of them a hetereodyne. She won't be staying dead for long.
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Post by: Matti on 08 February 2019, 14:39:46
Tarvek's cousin. Smoke Knight. Agatha's personal ninja.
Aah, the one who fought 4-armed bitch
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Post by: Orin J. on 08 February 2019, 18:37:35
I'd like to hear more about violetta's lap, myself. Besides, she can't be dead- then there'd be less loose ends in the story!  ;D
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Post by: Xtrahmxwohld on 01 March 2019, 09:34:26
"They're summoning something from another dimension! That's Amazing! I've got to see how it works!"

Gotta love sparks.
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Post by: Wrangler on 01 March 2019, 10:58:42
Going be her waking from her Spark-state says "What was i doing?!!?"

I suspect that nasty thing that killed all the Queens will end up popping out despite hints its in side Agatha.
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Post by: Matti on 04 March 2019, 10:59:26
I wonder if "it" has come through already ::)
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Post by: PsihoKekec on 05 March 2019, 01:05:58
But the main question is if they will still get to do the song.
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Post by: Bedwyr on 05 March 2019, 01:18:06
I wonder if "it" has come through already ::)

Perhaps Lucrezia will look at Lucrezia and the paradox will toss Agatha right back to that black and white street where she was a student looking shocked at an opening portal.
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Post by: glitterboy2098 on 05 March 2019, 13:28:33
Perhaps Lucrezia will look at Lucrezia and the paradox will toss Agatha right back to that black and white street where she was a student looking shocked at an opening portal.
probably not, since Gil isn't present in Geister costume.
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Post by: Orin J. on 07 March 2019, 23:52:41
see, that's the problem with monsters from out of the light of time. they can't concentrate! pick one frame of time to work forward from and stick with it!
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Post by: Kidd on 08 March 2019, 05:18:46
Interdimensional allies. Okay I wasn't expecting that.
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Post by: Orin J. on 08 March 2019, 10:26:38
Interdimensional allies. Okay I wasn't expecting that.

Nobody reading girl genius expects things to work out for the better, for the same reason dogs are afraid of thunderstorms. the Foglios are clever, nasty writers.
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Post by: Weirdo on 08 March 2019, 10:38:57
I'm still not convinced our new guest isn't the same critter about to come/is coming/has already come through the portal. The odds are admittedly dropping, but it still seems like the kind of thing this story would doing.
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Post by: Kidd on 13 March 2019, 00:09:49
That thing isn't all the way through, barely a glimpse, and I'm already getting Lovecraftian vibes.
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Post by: glitterboy2098 on 13 March 2019, 00:55:48
I'm still not convinced our new guest isn't the same critter about to come/is coming/has already come through the portal. The odds are admittedly dropping, but it still seems like the kind of thing this story would doing.

from the looks of things, it is of the same type as the multi-dimensional critter that is on the way to time-locked mechanicsburg.

just much much much smaller.
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Post by: Orin J. on 13 March 2019, 02:39:13
Someone tell her to go back and come back in a few eons when the place is cleaned up, yeah? we still haven't cleared up the plot threads from issue 1 yet!
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Post by: Weirdo on 18 March 2019, 08:33:25
YES!! Still alive, and pissed off enough that I almost pity the cultists! The monster, I'll pity. He/she/it/they/Kraft has no clue what's about to happen, he/she/it/they/Kraft is just answering the doorbell. The cultists...they shoulda known better. >:D
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Post by: Kidd on 18 March 2019, 08:49:27
Violetta's disappearance was far too tidy to be real death, but I can't believe I hadn't guessed that she was the sacrifice.

I thought it was a cunning plan to lure and sacrifice Agatha herself.
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Post by: Orin J. on 18 March 2019, 09:50:40
the real villain is whoever is doing the tailoring on that undersea base!
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Post by: Matti on 24 May 2019, 10:03:47
Time to take out the trash!
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Post by: Orin J. on 24 May 2019, 12:25:36
Vapnoodle might be a little high on the crazy scale, but i have to admit he's an attentive mentor!
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Post by: Matti on 24 May 2019, 14:25:35
Vapnoodle
Name is Vapnoople >:(
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Post by: Orin J. on 27 May 2019, 01:24:10
"an easy victory!" This sentence worries me more than the entire rest of the story thus far, i gotta say.  :-\
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Post by: Matti on 03 July 2019, 14:15:26
YES!
IT WORKED!
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Post by: PsihoKekec on 04 July 2019, 00:16:35
Also a bold plan to revolutionize the diplomacy.
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Post by: Von Jankmon on 04 July 2019, 19:23:54
YES!
IT WORKED!

Don't be too sure.  Klaus is not stupid and may well play along with Tarvek.
I can see this because he would not take seriously any suggestion that Gilgamesh would be supportive of diplomatic efforts of Othar Trygvassen Gentleman Adventurer.
The alarmist 'what' is a sure sign he recognises what Tarvek is doing, and the confirmation afterwards is nothing to me but a ruse.  This is not to say Gilgamesh isn't back, Klaus is a secondary personality riding all the time though and can appear at any time, and will appear at some times.

There is no actual presence of Agatha, so there might not be an actual forced draw of Klaus to the surface personality,  this is also a warning to the Klaus personality riding in Gil. Klaus is anything but stupid and a fair contender for the title of most powerful spark alive.  Tarvek ought to know better frankly.

However that being said Dimo witnessed all this and is very sharp.  He will also keep his own council.  As will Bosun Higgs (who I believe to be the hidden Jaeger general).  I think it will play out thus,  Tarvek is a cocksure genius, but there are far wiser heads in the room.  Hidden Klaus may well emerge later, and I will not be surprised if Dimo and Higgs will be have prepared for when he does.
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Post by: Orin J. on 05 July 2019, 00:04:44
The alarmist 'what' is a sure sign he recognises what Tarvek is doing-

That is entirely dependent on him not believing his son an absolute screwup- which if he did he would very likely not have grafted that personality override in the first place. This one is up in the air until we know for sure (which will probably only take a few pages, really).
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Post by: Von Jankmon on 05 July 2019, 19:05:14
That is entirely dependent on him not believing his son an absolute screwup- which if he did he would very likely not have grafted that personality override in the first place. This one is up in the air until we know for sure (which will probably only take a few pages, really).

Klaus knows his son is not a screwup.  He set up elaborate tests for Gil's development using Dr Beetle and others.  Later he proved his competence very spectacularly at the gates of Mechanicsburg.  Klaus was rightly proud of that.
Gil has fought Othar enough times to know him, Klaus allowed Othar's escapes to test Gil and was confident his son would not team up with him.  The only concern Klaus has is regarding Gilgamesh's emotional entanglements.  He is in love with a dangerous woman channeling The Other, and smitten enough that knowing that doesn't give him pause.

Klaus trusts his son almost completely, standing orders were given for transfer of control of Wulfenbach assets to Gilgamesh, which was enacted on Klaus's self imprisonment.  There was a rumour, probably cultivated by Klaus that his heir was a lunatic who had to be kept holed up in castle Wulfenbach.  Pinkie believed that one so likely many of her employers did also.  We know also that Klaus smirks when people understimate his son, and warned Bang not to do so.

I am convinced that the personality override has nothing to do with Gilgameshs competence and fitnesx to rule but is there to prevent Gilgamesh from being infleunced by the Other.  As final proof he was willing to release control back to Gilgamesh to fully employ his abilities as a spark.

Now I am biased here, Klaus and Gilgamesh are my favourite characters.  If I somehow tumbled into this horribly dangerous world I would sign up to team Wulfenbach over any other choices.
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Post by: Kidd on 05 July 2019, 19:42:57

I am convinced that the personality override has nothing to do with Gilgameshs competence and fitnesx to rule but is there to prevent Gilgamesh from being infleunced by the Other Agatha.  As final proof he was willing to release control back to Gilgamesh to fully employ his abilities as a spark.

The Klaus Personality said so himself; whether or not they can de-Lucrezia Agatha, Klaus doesn't trust a Heterodyne and doesn't want Gil and her together. That's what the Override is for.
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Post by: Orin J. on 17 July 2019, 12:58:09
Just a little post-surgery maiming, come on! Like....take a leg or something, make him eat those sideburns of his.

Really Agatha is too soft now and then.
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Post by: Wrangler on 17 July 2019, 15:38:42
Funny thing.  I had some time to kill, i endup reading through Buck Godot and MysticAdventures webcomics.  They can still be found if you use web.archive.org. 

I wish they had continued the Buck Godot series, it was fun to read.
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Post by: Orin J. on 22 July 2019, 23:21:33
Oooh, I am liking this current story arc of "jerk only needs to convince people he's not the worst person they know and is failing awfully". I legitimately can't tell if wunderdoofus is trying to provoke Krosp or he's just insufferable by nature....
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Post by: PsihoKekec on 23 July 2019, 00:29:31
He was insufferable by nature, but worked hard to make his insufferability even worse.
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Post by: Wrangler on 23 July 2019, 17:45:46
I guess Agatha properly not going end up getting rid of the "Other" locked in her.
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Post by: glitterboy2098 on 24 July 2019, 13:38:32
I guess Agatha properly not going end up getting rid of the "Other" locked in her.
well they have a viable plan (note that the test run on Gil worked, as the baron is no longer present) and the modification probably will to. the question is whether they'll get a chance to do it anytime soon, given all the interruptions. (and even then, we'll just have a Dingbot-Other running around. perhaps they should design the receptacle to not have any limbs..)
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Post by: Bedwyr on 31 July 2019, 06:46:07
Hahaha today's is so cute.
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Post by: PsihoKekec on 01 August 2019, 00:13:46
Science can only do so much.
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Post by: Wrangler on 02 August 2019, 06:39:49
Suddenly then British Commandos murder everybody!

Or they look like'em.
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Post by: Orin J. on 17 August 2019, 00:29:08
Ah, the sign of true friendship! Getting the crab beaten out of you for your own good. That'll teach 'er.
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Post by: PsihoKekec on 19 August 2019, 00:09:12
Haven't we all been there at some point, having to smack down a friend or being smacked down by a friend for your own good.
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Post by: Matti on 19 August 2019, 12:55:29
Haven't we all been there at some point, having to smack down a friend or being smacked down by a friend for your own good.
So they said xp >:(
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Post by: Kidd on 19 August 2019, 13:05:15
Ah, I wondered when Albia would make an appearance.
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Post by: Matti on 23 September 2019, 15:55:07
Whuh? Bang has university schooling and background with theater? I've also forgot how she got down there in the first place. Can you remind me?
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Post by: Weirdo on 23 September 2019, 15:56:25
That's not Bang, it's the Smoke Knight that came with Martellus.
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Post by: Wrangler on 23 September 2019, 20:20:05
Weird she only uses her scary smile against her enemies.... :P
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Post by: Matti on 24 September 2019, 13:43:03
That's not Bang
Sure looks similar. Are they sisters or otherwise related?
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Post by: Orin J. on 24 September 2019, 19:18:55
Sure looks similar. Are they sisters or otherwise related?

it's the haircut and forehead thing, i think. we've seen no reason to beleive they've got a connection.


that said, this is foglio writing we're dealing with.
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Post by: Wrangler on 25 September 2019, 07:51:55
I wonder how Agatha going get out of this one.  My odds are she going keep the "other" aka her mom, in her head by the end of this situation.
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Post by: Matti on 25 September 2019, 11:12:07
it's the haircut and forehead thing, i think. we've seen no reason to beleive they've got a connection.
Also the skull tag. Bang has it on her forehead, the other one has it on her collar.
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Post by: Wrangler on 25 September 2019, 11:27:31
Apparently the Collar no longer works to suppressing Agtha's room mate (aka her Mom).
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Post by: Orin J. on 25 September 2019, 13:24:55
I wonder how Agatha going get out of this one.  My odds are she going keep the "other" aka her mom, in her head by the end of this situation.

i doubt it. at this point it's more of an obstacle to the writing than a plot device, getting rid of it now would be fine.

now, that extracted mongfish copy getting away and leading to two opposing versions of her both pestering them (and each other) well, that's just Funtm.....
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Post by: Von Jankmon on 24 October 2019, 16:21:11
Since when did Violetta get hulk mode?
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Post by: Bedwyr on 24 October 2019, 16:35:13
Saw that too. My decision was that it's how she's naturally built as a smoke knight. Just the angles and her exposes shoulders yielded a nice view of guns that would rival most soldiers' fitness.
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Post by: Alexander Knight on 24 October 2019, 17:39:15
A few pages before.  She took some drugs.
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Post by: Wrangler on 24 October 2019, 17:57:27
I wonder how messed up Agtha will be after they sort this up. Even they pull her Mom out her head. She changed.
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Post by: worktroll on 25 October 2019, 13:47:56
Time for a cut to a completely different story thread!
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Post by: Bedwyr on 25 October 2019, 14:49:40
Time for a cut to a completely different story thread!

For two years.
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Post by: Orin J. on 25 October 2019, 17:40:17
on the bright side, they HAVE to get mongfish out of agatha's head now. it's just too much trouble to justify them going off on side-stories with her like that!
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Post by: Ghostbear_Gurdel on 30 October 2019, 06:12:33
I guess that in 2 years they'll have figured something out?
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Post by: Weirdo on 30 October 2019, 08:23:13
20 bucks says we get Ivo Sharktooth on Monday. :D
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Post by: Bedwyr on 30 October 2019, 08:37:15
20 bucks says we get Ivo Sharktooth on Monday. :D

Put me down for a return of Other Tryggvassen.
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Post by: Wrangler on 30 October 2019, 09:35:39
Is it possible they'll end up doing big thing on Halloween? It would make sense given that could be a big scary situation.
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Post by: Bedwyr on 30 October 2019, 09:46:25
Is it possible they'll end up doing big thing on Halloween? It would make sense given that could be a big scary situation.

Agatha is now a superpowered giantess villain, aaand scene. On Friday we begin a new chapter as...
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Post by: Orin J. on 30 October 2019, 18:14:35
well, agatha is a demigod with a mongfish running her brain i guess. interesting?
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Post by: PsihoKekec on 22 November 2019, 03:29:25
And she is out! But certain character I was fond of died, very unlikely to be ever revived.
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Post by: Wrangler on 22 November 2019, 08:24:15
Things seem to be becoming more a jumble as Agtha's crew grows as is her reverse harem.
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Post by: Matti on 22 November 2019, 12:28:05
Things seem to be becoming more a jumble as Agtha's crew grows as is her reverse harem.
At least we got conclusion to an even without predicted scene change in the cliffhanger. As for today's page, for some reason it made me think a phrase: "Knee deep in blood"
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Post by: Wrangler on 22 November 2019, 16:42:19
I do wonder what's going happen with powers Agtha's her mom gained while she was a Queen.
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Post by: Orin J. on 26 November 2019, 02:01:55
I do wonder what's going happen with powers Agtha's her mom gained while she was a Queen.

i can only imagine the kind of zany hijinks the foglios will get into with nigh-godlike powers. oh wait, i don't have to.  ;D
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Post by: Kidd on 26 November 2019, 02:05:44
Spark powers are OP enough as it is.

They could just let Agatha heterodyne more.
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Post by: glitterboy2098 on 26 November 2019, 11:59:00
And she is out! But certain character I was fond of died, very unlikely to be ever revived.
who is that? because i can't think of anyone on her crew that has died.
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Post by: Kidd on 26 November 2019, 12:12:13
who is that? because i can't think of anyone on her crew that has died.
Wooster

Tad unceremoniously, too. I think at least a half page panel was in order.
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Post by: Matti on 02 December 2019, 14:06:54
Jägermonster rolls diplomacy check
...
SUCCESS!
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Post by: Orin J. on 03 December 2019, 00:41:41
Jagers are masters of effective conflict resolution.

Poor snag, he was probably hoping to be a recurring character. better luck next comic, dude!
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Post by: Wrangler on 03 December 2019, 06:50:26
Well, you got love well-prepared Jaeger.   From Ghost Submarine Pirates to crazy like Cthulhu-like creatures, they got it covered.
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Post by: Wrangler on 05 December 2019, 08:13:52
Man that Lab is D-A-N-G-E-R-O-U-S.  :o
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Post by: Kidd on 05 December 2019, 09:25:58
"The Bugs.... they're inside!"

"Inside the perimeter?"

"Inside ME...!"
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Post by: Matti on 05 December 2019, 15:10:33
"The Bugs.... they're inside!"

"Inside the perimeter?"

"Inside ME...!"
I know that reference ;D

Starship Troopers 2
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Post by: Matti on 13 January 2020, 11:16:39
Somehow or another I expected the party to be where we see them now.
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Post by: Orin J. on 24 January 2020, 01:57:58
oh neat, i understand what's going to happen next! i can't wait to see how that feeling ends!
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Post by: Wrangler on 24 January 2020, 07:05:13
Looks like Agtha has been invited to come to dinner.

I can't wait for her to see ice sculpture of her as Mermaid!  ;D

EDIT: ack, typo city.
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Post by: worktroll on 24 January 2020, 15:00:57
Ice. Ice sculpture.
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Post by: Ghostbear_Gurdel on 12 February 2020, 06:37:40
So that's an interesting bit of info that just slipped. Both about Zeetha and Higgs
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Post by: Bedwyr on 12 February 2020, 10:40:29
So that's an interesting bit of info that just slipped. Both about Zeetha and Higgs

The implication is that Zeetha's healing is sort of like a low-level Jager brew?
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Post by: Von Jankmon on 12 February 2020, 11:17:35
No, it's the full thing.  Jaegers are immortal, they progressively turn into monsters.  It is a process that goes on for centuries.  Most look mostly human, only the generals are more monsterous and are likely much older.  We see this from the time advanced progression of Vole.  He aged centuries in seconds and turned full on monster.

Question is, what about Gilgamesh?  He had some jaegerdraught, but it wasn't as much as Zeetha.  Agatha had some too, but probably will not turn, or Higgs would not have given her any.  The Heterodynes are masters of the Dyne as so are not directly effected by it.  This could mean Higgs has Heterodyne ancestry

The one difference is that neither of them swore the Jaeger oath, normally a prerequisite to getting the jaegerdraught.  Both were I believe honorary Jaegers already.  Gil certainly was with 'Schmott Guy',  Zeetha had their respect but more to the point needed the draught to survive her injuries.
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Post by: glitterboy2098 on 13 February 2020, 00:02:07
are we sure they got actual jeagerdraught, and not just a less potent derivative meant for healing?

also higgs having Heterodyne ancestry would explain his position as the keepr of secrets. who better to hold the secrets of the Heterodyne linage, than a Heterodyne?
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Post by: Von Jankmon on 13 February 2020, 10:16:09
If it was just for healing it would not give her two properties Oggie let slip, and Higgs believe are true:

Zeetha will live at least a century, and still be of sufficient vigour to be a worthy lover of a Jagermonster!
Zeetha will have mutated by then.

She is a Jaegerkin now.  Her saving grace is that Agatha will act to halt the progression.  She could end up an unkillable 'human' like Higgs, who is very likely the hidden Jaeger general.  As Higgs does not mutate we have no idea how old he is, and could well be one of the most senior Jaegers.
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Post by: Orin J. on 13 February 2020, 12:37:03
are we sure Oggie knows what's what though? he's not exactly the sharpest, pointiest jaeger out there.
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Post by: Bedwyr on 13 February 2020, 15:17:25
Is there a segment in the comic series that ever gets into historical detail about the culture, process, and so forth about Jagers? I know there's been lots of disparate tidbits through the series, but a lot of this strikes me as fan formalization with a lot of filling in of blanks.

But then I don't tend to register detail as well as others do in fiction.
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Post by: Wrangler on 13 February 2020, 21:42:58
Eesh i think jaeger are cool, but i'm not fan of the way they talk.
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Post by: Orin J. on 13 February 2020, 22:54:56
Is there a segment in the comic series that ever gets into historical detail about the culture, process, and so forth about Jagers? I know there's been lots of disparate tidbits through the series, but a lot of this strikes me as fan formalization with a lot of filling in of blanks.

But then I don't tend to register detail as well as others do in fiction.

no, you're dead on there. me, i try not to guess what the plans are with the comic. girl genius is the sorta story where two plus two equals tootsie rolls.
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Post by: Von Jankmon on 14 February 2020, 23:27:52
There is an internal consistency to the tale, so I do not think the Foglios are making it up as they go along.

Oggie may be an unreliable source, but I don't think Higgs is, and he took what Oggie said seriously.
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Post by: Solarmech on 15 February 2020, 15:12:25
The Foglios are stated as having spent a long time planning the comic out. You can bet that they designed a whole background for the Jagers. And they probably had a LOT of fun doing it. ;D

Jägerdraught is what turn normal people into Jagers. But it has a VERY high mortality rate so I don't know if Mama would give it to Zeetha. Now Jägerdraught does contain Dyne water, but there is other stuff in it as well. Agatha was given pure Dyne water so no danger of becoming a Jager. Gil was given Battle-Draught which was a healing potion designed for Jaeger's but is supposed to have nasty side effects on normal people. But since Mama thought that Gil had been modified by Klaus she decided it was probably relatively safe. How much modification Gil did get is an open question to me since his mother is "theorized" to be the Skifander Queen and he may have come by some improvements "naturally". And let's face it Zeetha is far from a normal human. Normal people don't live after having a sword shoved through their heart. xp sm
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Post by: Wrangler on 16 February 2020, 12:04:31
I would not think of it any other way, that Foglios didn't write out master bible of Genius Girl universe.  I've read their comics since was in my twenties, they put out good stuff.

I look forward what they have in store in for us. Part me want know if they will do a RPG of their universe agtha and the rest in habits.  There certainly alot craziness for party people keep them busy and on their toes.
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Post by: Matti on 17 February 2020, 14:35:55
I would not think of it any other way, that Foglios didn't write out master bible of Genius Girl universe.  I've read their comics since was in my twenties, they put out good stuff.
What other comics have they made?
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Post by: Wrangler on 17 February 2020, 16:22:38
What other comics have they made?
Sporadic stuff such as Buck Godot, he was future space detective.  They did dabbling here and there, such as mech comic called Dynamo Joe. (I collected that one when i still kid.) They did adult comics and some side work with DC & Independent comics.
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Post by: PsihoKekec on 18 February 2020, 01:10:04
Buck Godot Zap Gun For Hire which gave us Winslow (All hail!)
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Post by: Orin J. on 18 February 2020, 01:43:44
i mean winslow was already there, but it gave us winslow.
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Post by: Wrangler on 18 February 2020, 07:12:18
Tis true, along with our pink winslow called Achoo whom causes trouble once in while here on the forums.
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Post by: Orin J. on 20 March 2020, 11:16:23
Oh....

Well....yes, good.

Of course you wouldn't bring guns to a diplomatic meeting, that's just common sense right?
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Post by: Wrangler on 20 March 2020, 14:10:23
It was brilliant insight of Agatha.  Glad she listened to reason verses her "Spark" senses.
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Post by: PsihoKekec on 21 March 2020, 03:19:26
Must be influence of von Zinzer rubbing off on her.
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Post by: Ghostbear_Gurdel on 21 March 2020, 09:04:31
I think it's almost as impressive that they all actually removed every weapon from that suit.