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BattleTech Player Boards => BattleTech Roleplaying => MechWarrior Hall => Topic started by: Slade, The Grey Fox on 25 January 2011, 22:49:22
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Oh yeah, like I'm going to tell you the real reason. [tickedoff]
Of course I am! See, what happened was Wombat found an expired can of inferno chili in the back of a refridgerator that we'd moved to the basement a couple years ago and left unplugged since then. Well, I don't have to describe the results as you all know the forums have been reset.
Let's just say that Hellbie will need therapy, Worktroll lost his Fosters Can-Pyramid (which was 27 levels high BTW), ACHOO is still missing, Rage has a raging case of Chungalomeningitis and Randall has been dreaming about flying battleships.
That last one may or may not be accurate. We're still waiting for Weirdo to get the fries out of his ears.
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Oh, good ones here.
Well, let's welcome everyone back!
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I knew Wombat and Inferno chill had to be involved some how... :D
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Don't let Slade fool you. Rumor is HE sent Wombat a picture of the said Chili and refigerator. [tickedoff]
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**wipes chin off and tries to look innocent**
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Slade is like that.
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**wipes chin off and tries to look innocent**
Some of us have been here long enough to remember several board crashes, all Wombat initiated. ;)
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[KOSH]And So It Begins[/KOSH]
Here we go again... wonder how long it'll take this time?
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"I'm not a bad marsupial...I'm just drawn that way."
**spits out some server cable**
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Just misunderstood then?
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Absolutely! :)
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First Rule of Battletech, Wombat is never innocent.
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I call "Shenanaigans": Inferno Chilli never expires! [brew]
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Indeed.
**takes a slurp**
Needs more sheepdog.
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Well, son of a ****! I had just came back and THIS happens.
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Admins never do seem to learn from their past wombats.... ;)
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Oho! they do, but like Nature Wombat finds a way.
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Wombat's nature is chaos, destruction, larceny, mayhem, and smiling in ways that send shivers up and down the spine of anyone with even a semblance of sanity and self preservation instincts.
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There is a reason the BattleCorps Legion bans the carrying of hand grenades, and inferno chili from being carried by its people.
It's not a pretty one.
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All this time I'd think about that:
(http://bronnley.co.uk/App_Themes/Bronnley/Product_Images/James%20Bronnley%20Soap%20on%20a%20rope.jpg)
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That's just deeply messed up.
Granted, what do you expect under these conditions, what with our feers of a chilipoclipse on the horizon?
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Ban Chili? Think of the Children?
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This theory is implausable. Wierdo would not drink Fosters.
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I think it was the Nazis from Antarctica!!!
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I think it was the Nazis from Antarctica!!!
A theory as good as any.
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I think it was the Nazis from Antarctica!!!
Eaten by penguins.
COMMIE PENGUINS FROM ANTARCTICA!!!!
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I think it was aliens from mars!
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I think it was Martians from Alien, NV!
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I'll bet it had something to do with the Devlin. Guy couldn't just fade away could he? Stupid Dark Age. ;)
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The incident involved Wombat and a batch of SPAM Chilli inferno IIC.
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Lies...all lies!
Well some of them, anyway.
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This theory is implausable. Wierdo would not drink Fosters.
I know. That's why the Fosters was Worktrolls, like I said. And I didn't bait Wombat with pictures of Inferno Chili. I bait her with supposedly naked pictures of Herb's cats.
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Why do I suddenly have the most appealing image of Mr. Bigglesworth? Ew... :P
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I believe in coincidence, but I don't trust it ???
just after the fourms went down, this appeared on the CatalystGameLab twitter
Happy B-day to Herb Beas!!!! I know it's crazy busy and all with personal stuff...but hope you find a few moments to enjoy it!
rnb 3:05 AM Jan 23rd via TweetDeck
did someone not want us to know/wish Mr Beas a happy birthday?
*insert X-Files music*
:D
ps: happy birthday Mr Beas
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vz8laViiexc
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are you suggesting that the board may have been nuked as a birthday present?
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Man, I remember the days. My hair still hasn't grown back under my helmet.
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If you'd have installed proper drains installed under your helmet and worn bomb-proof hairspray; that never would have happened...most likely.
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Well it did and I'm still paying the price. :'(
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Indeed....just don't look at the balances on your credit card too carefully. ;)
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There is a reason the BattleCorps Legion bans the carrying of hand grenades, and inferno chili from being carried by its people.
It's not a pretty one.
It's also the reason why we had to leave all the Wombats behind on Alula Australis...the Inner Sphere was already have a major time of terror and mayhem, and well, letting Wombats loose then may have ended the universe as we knew it.... ;)
Craig
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And here I thought it was my wife.
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I believe in coincidence, but I don't trust it ???
just after the fourms went down, this appeared on the CatalystGameLab twitter
Happy B-day to Herb Beas!!!! I know it's crazy busy and all with personal stuff...but hope you find a few moments to enjoy it!
rnb 3:05 AM Jan 23rd via TweetDeck
did someone not want us to know/wish Mr Beas a happy birthday?
*insert X-Files music*
:D
ps: happy birthday Mr Beas
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vz8laViiexc
perhaps they used Nukes just to light the candles ;)
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I noticed that too, and well...if Herb nuked the forums in celebration of his birthday, it was nothing more than a real-life Blackout. Think about it, the man behind everything, the Guy In Control, suddenly disappears "
for the good of the realmprofessionalizing his replies" and a short time later all communication ceases...just like our dear Devlin Stone did, and took the HPG net with him.
This is the Blackout, ladies and gentlemen.
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Don't mind me. I'm just measuring. I've been hired to repaint this place. I'm trying to decide whether the walls need to be sandblasted first.
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I noticed that too, and well...if Herb nuked the forums in celebration of his birthday, it was nothing more than a real-life Blackout.
I suspect not - the Herb we know and love would probably nuke the hardware the forums were on, not the software [rockon]
still, it could make for a nice (but untrue) story?
Dude, they (birthday) partied so hard the forums melted and we had to get new ones [cheers]
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and people say gamers don't know how to party...
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This theory is implausable. Wierdo would not drink Fosters.
I know. That's why the Fosters was Worktrolls, like I said. And I didn't bait Wombat with pictures of Inferno Chili. I bait her with supposedly naked pictures of Herb's cats.
Sorry, wrong W. I could have said, and should have said, NO ONE would drink Fosters. :D
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are you suggesting that the board may have been nuked as a birthday present?
No, he's outright stating it. :D
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I don't care if it's nukes, flatulance, flooding or
Justin BieberJersey Shore fire related, this disaster has strangely turned into the impetus I need to start posting again.
Yay disaster! :D
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well, there goes my battletech funds. Guess i'll have to use them to buy a EMP sheild before Herbs next birthday. Or does Blue Sheild and Reflec prevent his nuke attacks on the system?
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Indeed.
**takes a slurp**
Needs more sheepdog.
Good Grief shes nearly a 1/4 of the way to 1k already
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This is nothing... Wait until wombly has something to talk about. ;)
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Good Grief shes nearly a 1/4 of the way to 1k already
Me? What about Moonbeam or Moonshine or whatever-his-name-is? I generally post to enjoy myself. Pffft. :P
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Me? What about Moonbeam or Moonshine or whatever-his-name-is? I generally post to enjoy myself. Pffft. :P
Sorry Its just post envy i have suffered under its heavy weight so long it made me short sighted and petty.
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Just so long as thats the only envy your suffering in my general direction, we're square. :)
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Just don't give Wombat something to actually post about, keep out of Wombat's pouch of infinite holding, don't stand behind Wombat after Wombat eats a nuke or something.................I think I should just shut up now. Safer that way.
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*Takes out radar gun and points it at Wombat*
Well, 125,852 PPH in a 200PPH zone....that's an expensive ticket.....
Craig
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This reminds me of one of my favorite Jeremy Clarkson quotes: "I don't understand bus lanes. Why do poor people have to get to places quicker than I do?"
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Well, if we handed out more Ferrari's, we'd have Ferrari lanes. We'll get RIGHT ON THAT.
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Awesome. Remind me to vote you in office. :)
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I named my unit after a horde of small Chevys... you think I'll fulfill that campaign promise?
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Me? What about Moonbeam or Moonshine or whatever-his-name-is? I generally post to enjoy myself. Pffft. :P
you know, i do have a response to that with that being why the forums went down but may be in bad taste :-\
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Bad taste is subjective though, right?
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Most of the time. So far no one has enjoyed my slow-roasted Liverwurst stew.
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Liverwurst does have the name "worst" in it for a reason, after all. ;)
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Just noting there are some objective standards.
Like the CSUB Math Department's level of incompetency!
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Coneheads: "MEBS MEBS, UNACCEPTABLE!!"
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I don't trust people from a Marik planet.
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Does anyone?
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Capitan General Tries to till he/she gets overthrown this week.
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Just this week?
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Nah same thing happens next week.
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Naturally.
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Awesome. Remind me to vote you in office. :)
Vote!?!? We do things the old-fashioned way around here: bribery, blackmail, cheating, and if all else fails....... litigation.
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GET ME MY LEGAL PAD
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ummm..... Wombat has it
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GET ME MY LEGAL PAD
is there such a thing as an 'Illegal pad'? ???
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The condemned crackhouse down the street would probably qualify... oh, I'm sorry, apparently that's the RotS embassy.
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Sure thats not the Capellan Embassy?
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No, that's the stripper bar two door down...... ;D
Craig
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I'm not sure who has the better Embassy. Better ask Wombat he'll know.
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Actually the one with the stripper bar is the Magistracy of Canopus embassy. The Capellan embassy is the one with the self-serve suicide booths.
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Actually the one with the stripper bar is the Magistracy of Canopus embassy. The Capellan embassy is the one with the self-serve suicide booths.
no the Sucide Booths are at the Draconian Embassy. the Capellan Embassy is the one with the Back Stab, er massage palors
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"...with a complimentary after-suicide mint!"
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For the clean up crew.
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[Unfortunately the cleanup crew has been sacked. They are now being replaced by a møøse.]
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[Unfortunately the cleanup crew has been sacked. They are now being replaced by a møøse.]
and squirrell
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{...and are both sacked rather quickly.]
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{...and are both sacked rather quickly.]
and repalced by a furry blue marsupial.... #P
Craig
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[Wombat smiles and holds out a furry paw to the other identical-looking blue fuzzy marsupial.]
"Hi, I'm Wombat."
"No kidding? Thats my name?"
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LOL. Welcome back!
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[Wombat and Wombat smile toothy grins at each other and exchange Whoopie Cushions.]
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So now there're 2 Wombats?... :-\ What is this feeling of worry...
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Shhhh SethsMatches its ok here is a Purple Pill
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As if that will help? This has happened before. The two Wombats will eventually get into a full blown fight because ultimately there can be only one.
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So now there're 2 Wombats?... :-\ What is this feeling of worry...
wombat2 just cant be a good thing :-\
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[Though his prediction ultimately proves to be true, in the process of giving each other dirty looks, pouting, arguing about which Lady Chic shaver makes the other's bottom smoother, ranting, pulling out nuclear arms, printing off cease and desist letters, arguing what they mean since neither of them can read, and ultimately of them farting the other into a giant puff of nothingness; Achoo finds himself burnt, frayed, watered-down, sliced, scattered, smothered, covered, chunked, peppered, capped, and topped with a seven layer flammable bean dip.]
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Oooooh. Bean dip.
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[...from Taco Bell.]
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Excellent. I need to spackle some dry wall.
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"Yes, but it'll look like..."
[Wombat takes off his marsupial suit and shows Doug Glendower the insides.]
"...this."
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This thread has now been declared inappropriate for minors...
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This thread has now been declared inappropriate for minors...
You're six pages late...... ;D
Craig
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Minors have to learn somehow.
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"Yes, but it'll look like..."
[Wombat takes off his marsupial suit and shows Doug Glendower the insides.]
"...this."
It is for the kill room.
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[Wombat, now seemingly content being naked, waddles around with a tractor tire around his middle.]
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Not that is an image nobody needs to see.
Ever.
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[Wombat agrees and removes Achoo's eyeballs and replaces them with oreo cookies.]
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HEY! STOP THAT! You miserable little I'm gonna wash that man right outa my hair, I'm gonna wash that man right outa my hair, I'm gonna wash that man right outa my hair, And send him on his way. I'm gonna wave that man right outa my arms. I'm gonna wave that man right outa my arms, I'm gonna wave that man right outa my arms, And send him on his way. Don't try to patch it up. Tear it up, tear it up! Wash him out, dry him out, Push him out, fly him out. Cancel him and let him go! Yea, sister! I'm gonna wash that man right outa my hair, I'm gonna wash that man right outa my hair, I'm gonna wash that man right outa my hair, And send him on his way. If a man don't understand you, If you fly on separate beams, Waste no time, make a change, Ride that man right off your range. Rub him out of the roll call And drum him out of your dreams. Oho! If you laugh at different comics, If you root for different teams, Waste no time, weep no more, Show him what the door is for. Rub him out of the roll call And drum him out of your dreams. You can't light a fire when the woods are wet, No! You can't make a butterfly strong. Hmm, hmm! You can't fix an egg when it ain't quite good. And you can't fix a man when he's wrong! You can't put back a petal when it falls from a flower, Or sweeten up a fellow when he starts turnin' sour. Oh no! Oh no! If his....
Did CBT install a new bad language filter?
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[Wombat, in the meanwhile, seems to be trying on Achoo's pants.]
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But will they fit? Tune in next week or possibly today to find out!
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[Wombat agrees and removes Achoo's eyeballs and replaces them with oreo cookies.]
What kind? I hope it's mint flavored.....
Craig
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Doublestuffed.
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Oooooo.....Doublw-Stuffed!
<Om-nom-nom-nom-nom-nom-nom-nom!>
Mmmm...I loves me some Double-Stuffed Oreos.
<Twy then shoot Achoo an odd look, and fills his eye sockets with Chili II-C, shellac, and Falchion cubs>
All better... }:)
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I can see this going into overtime...
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"Does that mean I'm getting paid time-and-a-half?"
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"Does that mean I'm getting paid time-and-a-half?"
*tosses Wombat one and a half urnal cakes*
Craig
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"Does that mean I'm getting paid time-and-a-half?"
Do you think, with your posting habits, that we'd let you work hourly?