Author Topic: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed (Read 205207 times)

ShadowRaven · « **Reply #300 on:** 23 August 2011, 14:20:25 »

indigestion much?

PurpleDragon · « **Reply #301 on:** 23 August 2011, 18:17:17 »

Naaaaww. I bet the Wombat is just stewing up some revenge.

ShadowRaven · « **Reply #302 on:** 23 August 2011, 19:30:19 »

wombat + stew of any sort = indigestion

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #303 on:** 31 August 2011, 05:21:50 »

Wombat + any form of food = DANGER WILL ROBINSON!

ShadowRaven · « **Reply #304 on:** 31 August 2011, 11:29:22 »

couldn't put it better myself.

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #305 on:** 19 October 2011, 21:08:57 »

Well, it seems that Wombat has gotten lost somehow. A beer for everyone in celebration!

ShadowRaven · « **Reply #306 on:** 19 October 2011, 23:24:30 »

I'll drink to that.

sir_spamalot · « **Reply #307 on:** 20 October 2011, 01:11:04 »

A round on the house.... don't forget your ladders.

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #308 on:** 21 October 2011, 08:57:25 »

I think I will just have mine down here.

PurpleDragon · « **Reply #309 on:** 25 October 2011, 17:38:41 »

[Flies by and grabs his]

[cheers]

[and then goes as skyward as he can/dares to drink his]

ShadowRaven · « **Reply #310 on:** 27 October 2011, 23:02:32 »

~covers his ears as the automated AA guns open up~

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #311 on:** 28 October 2011, 15:34:47 »

*sigh* Who left those damned things on?

ShadowRaven · « **Reply #312 on:** 28 October 2011, 16:40:52 »

last person to check the Wombat traps?

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #313 on:** 29 October 2011, 04:33:51 »

Nobody checks the Wombat traps besides Wombat. ::)

ShadowRaven · « **Reply #314 on:** 29 October 2011, 18:10:46 »

my point still stands

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #315 on:** 29 October 2011, 21:43:49 »

There is only one way to check the Wombat traps.

[Opens the trap door, tosses in about a dozen armed grenades, closes the trap door lid as a series of muffled explosions occur in the Wombat traps.]

OK, I checked them.

sir_spamalot · « **Reply #316 on:** 30 October 2011, 23:12:46 »

**A Backsoon latches onto Achoo's left ankle** What about a trap for that?

ShadowRaven · « **Reply #317 on:** 31 October 2011, 14:14:15 »

kill it, kill it with fire ~Opens up on the Backsoon, and of course Achoo's ankle, and all things attached, or in general vicinity with a flamethrower~

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #318 on:** 31 October 2011, 22:35:39 »

Hey! Ouch! Stop that! Yowch! WHOAWHOAWHOAOWOWOW!

KABLAM!
KABLAM!
KABLAM!
KABLAM!

Keep shooting at me and I will reload this thing!

Wolf Reaper · « **Reply #319 on:** 01 November 2011, 15:16:41 »

*Points a targeting laser at Achoo.....

(A loud whistling can be heard over the din)

ShadowRaven · « **Reply #320 on:** 01 November 2011, 17:54:44 »

well if you wouldn't keep missing, you wouldn't need to reload. Gee can't aim and shoot with something gnawing on a limb, while being splashed with flameing petrochemicals? and you are going to handle the Wombat how?

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #321 on:** 02 November 2011, 23:45:59 »

Here I do not "handle" Wombat. If you had any sense at all you would know that nobody "handles" Wombat. The traps are designed to slow him down and slow him down a bit.

[Achoo teleports away in a swirl of pinkness just before the bombs land, than reappears afterwards to clean up the mess and fix the holes in the floor. Again.]

sir_spamalot · « **Reply #322 on:** 02 November 2011, 23:48:39 »

**The backsoon gives Achoo a hug**
Backsoon: I love my little achoo, yes I do, I'll hug him and pet him and squeeze him and hold him.....

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #323 on:** 03 November 2011, 11:42:29 »

ShadowRaven has lots of books, and some nice new socks that you can make holey.

ShadowRaven · « **Reply #324 on:** 03 November 2011, 17:38:34 »

I have new socks? wow.

PurpleDragon · « **Reply #325 on:** 04 November 2011, 09:15:03 »

NO! WAIT! DON'T Put them on yet! Check to make sure there's not a blue... err, something or other in there first.

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #326 on:** 04 November 2011, 22:04:54 »

What's a Blue Somethingorother? Is it anything like a Spotted Backson or a Gottago?

ShadowRaven · « **Reply #327 on:** 04 November 2011, 22:22:07 »

I think he was refering to the marsupial of doom. Of course I'm not overly concerned both my feet are replacements anyway thanks to Wombat's attentions. The left was bit off, and I believe I originally lost the right in a vat of boiling acid. Or maybe it was Chilli. Been a while now. Hard to be sure.

sir_spamalot · « **Reply #328 on:** 05 November 2011, 00:11:23 »

Quote from: The Mighty ACHOO on 03 November 2011, 11:42:29

ShadowRaven has lots of books, and some nice new socks that you can make holey.

**The backsoon combs Achoos beard and puts a purple bow in it**
Backsoon: Now you're all ready for the monsters ball..... though how you'll fit in it I'll never know.... :D

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #329 on:** 05 November 2011, 21:58:06 »

Begone backson! There is somebody in more dire need of your attention.

By the way, are you a Spotted Backsoon, a Willbe Backsoon, or a Combing Backsoon....wait, you were combing my hair. Question answered.