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"Can you pick me up a cannon?"
« on: 01 July 2011, 12:54:20 »
My wife just emailed me asking me to swing by Bass Pro and buy her a cannon.

A jerky cannon.  Oh well.

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Re: "Can you pick me up a cannon?"
« Reply #1 on: 01 July 2011, 14:22:30 »
"Well honey, I saw this one episode on Mythbusters where they tried that, and it didn't work so well, so I figured I'd just get a cast iron one instead."
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Re: "Can you pick me up a cannon?"
« Reply #2 on: 01 July 2011, 14:32:29 »
"Well honey, I saw this one episode on Mythbusters where they tried that, and it didn't work so well, so I figured I'd just get a cast iron one instead."

How many rolls of duct tape did it take to build the one they made? I have an idea... ;)
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Re: "Can you pick me up a cannon?"
« Reply #3 on: 01 July 2011, 15:16:57 »
I used to have a cannon - made it myself out of two blocks of steel each a foot long, 3" and 4" diameter after turning, bronzed together the blocks using the sublimation and dove-drill methods, then ran a bead of arc-welding around the outer edge. bored out to 8 gauge. Had it in a wood frame, classic cherry fuse for the lighting method, handled about a quarter pound of black powder safely, cast my own lead for it... made my own pre-packed loads for it from parchment paper. Used to fire it off in public on holidays with just cardboard wadding, or out at the sand pit blowing the piss out of hornets nests and abandoned appliances.

Ah, those were the days. Sold if off like 20 years ago.

It fit just right in the trunk of my Fiat 128, and could even be fired out the back (given what it weighed I usually didn't move it without the lift). Used to drive out to the beach on holidays and pop it off with it in the car. (gotta love that class 3 FFL).

One Fourth of July for "laughs" my old man swapped out my black powder in one of my pre-packed loads for red-dot smokeless... Thing jerked up denting the trunk lid, smashing the rear window and lifting the rear end of the car 6" off the ground. Oh yeah pops, that's a riot.

Actually, in hindsight that is pretty damned funny.

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Re: "Can you pick me up a cannon?"
« Reply #4 on: 01 July 2011, 15:47:53 »
deathshadow the only thing that would be "funnier" is if the cannon had been mounted a bit higher (thinking on the roof) with some good clamps so that it flipped the car when it fired (granted the car would likely have been totaled so not very funny) but the picture of the car flipping over  [rockon]

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Re: "Can you pick me up a cannon?"
« Reply #5 on: 01 July 2011, 19:27:01 »
A exploding car is always funny in hindsight.  ;D
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Re: "Can you pick me up a cannon?"
« Reply #6 on: 01 July 2011, 20:09:09 »
Wait.

They make cannons out of jerky?!?
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Re: "Can you pick me up a cannon?"
« Reply #7 on: 01 July 2011, 20:18:30 »
rumour is the Irish tried it. Of course, after a few pints of guiness the irish will try just about anything. especially if it involves hurling projectiles at Brits. Didn't work
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Re: "Can you pick me up a cannon?"
« Reply #8 on: 01 July 2011, 20:23:57 »
well according to the short bits on the website, the mythbusters have made a leather cannon, and of course the treetrunk one way back
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Re: "Can you pick me up a cannon?"
« Reply #9 on: 01 July 2011, 22:05:07 »
This kind of cannon makes the house smell like jerky.

It's weapon is hunger.

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Re: "Can you pick me up a cannon?"
« Reply #10 on: 02 July 2011, 16:23:32 »
Mmm.  Homemade turkey jerky.

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Re: "Can you pick me up a cannon?"
« Reply #11 on: 02 July 2011, 22:55:08 »
deathshadow the only thing that would be "funnier" is if the cannon had been mounted a bit higher (thinking on the roof) with some good clamps so that it flipped the car when it fired (granted the car would likely have been totaled so not very funny) but the picture of the car flipping over  [rockon]
It was a FIAT 128 -- that would have ripped the roof clean off.

Ah, the hall of shame for automobiles I've owned... That might make a fun thread...
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Re: "Can you pick me up a cannon?"
« Reply #12 on: 02 July 2011, 23:20:27 »
my cars I have had:
1972 plymouth scamp
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FY-AGpoVuLg  minus the spoiler

1987 ford escort

more or less http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:85-87_Ford_Escort_hatch.jpg

1998 ford escort se  http://www.edmunds.com/ford/escort/1998/reliability.html?style=13186

I also have had a ford ranger

sigh I guess I kinda like my fords huh?

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Re: "Can you pick me up a cannon?"
« Reply #13 on: 03 July 2011, 00:35:44 »
86 Dodge Reliant K station wagon
89 Dodge Shadow
91Chevy Cavalier died suddenly with the screeching of tires and metal
89 Shadow again....

wanna talk wall of shame?
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Re: "Can you pick me up a cannon?"
« Reply #14 on: 05 July 2011, 01:01:31 »
It was a FIAT 128 -- that would have ripped the roof clean off.

Ah, the hall of shame for automobiles I've owned... That might make a fun thread...
Ah Fiat 128, the car on which Zastava learned for Yugo.
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Re: "Can you pick me up a cannon?"
« Reply #15 on: 05 July 2011, 04:30:06 »
Ah Fiat 128, the car on which Zastava learned for Yugo.
No actually, the Zastava 45 is based on the earlier 127.
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Re: "Can you pick me up a cannon?"
« Reply #16 on: 05 July 2011, 05:13:28 »
Yes, the 128 was the basis of the 'stojadin'  :P, my first ride  :D

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Re: "Can you pick me up a cannon?"
« Reply #17 on: 06 July 2011, 01:04:05 »
You just have to drop the facts on my fun  [tickedoff]
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