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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #962 on: 24 April 2018, 18:11:52 »
What the hell is Clarke talking about?
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #963 on: 24 April 2018, 20:00:38 »
What the hell is Clarke talking about?
He had one too many is what he's talkin about.  :-X ;D
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #964 on: 25 April 2018, 23:13:21 »
nerd stuff

Well, yeah, cause...I'M A NERD!!!!!!11111eleventyteenone :D :D :D  Why do you think I'm here? :)
He had one too many is what he's talkin about.  :-X ;D

Funny thing, I'm on vacation this week.  Went to gamble in Shreveport, and had one too many. So, yes, that's spot on accurate. :)
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #965 on: 26 April 2018, 08:21:09 »
Your on vacation?? That means you've out in the wild, MarekClarke gone wild! 
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #966 on: 26 April 2018, 12:29:50 »
Your on vacation?? That means you've out in the wild, MarekClarke gone wild!

Pretty much. :)  Though currently I'm in a slump due to an argument last night. :( Don't worry, I'm not going to bring it here(doesn't involve anybody here anyways, but not going to get warned for it, it's trivial and all.)  I'll be good by Friday. :)
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #967 on: 27 April 2018, 12:58:41 »
I still like raspberries.    Especially giving them!
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #968 on: 27 April 2018, 21:17:18 »
I still like raspberries.    Especially giving them!

Yay raspberries! <3 :)
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #969 on: 28 April 2018, 09:17:31 »
At least he's giving away free raspberries ..
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« Reply #970 on: 15 May 2018, 00:38:36 »
With complimentary Bronx cheers even!
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #971 on: 19 June 2018, 06:24:49 »
Bronx? Like the Dodgers were in the 1950s before they ran away to semi-sunny LA?
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« Reply #972 on: 21 June 2018, 21:51:57 »
Minus the Dodgers, which the Bronx has learned to give hearty Bronx cheers to!
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #973 on: 03 July 2018, 07:02:01 »
Then add Mets and Yankees in a subways series and you see people be confused which team they should be cheering.  They win either way!
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #974 on: 10 August 2018, 16:49:43 »
Thankfully we have the Giants  8)

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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #975 on: 11 August 2018, 17:53:01 »
They might be Giants
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #976 on: 11 August 2018, 22:40:25 »
They might be Giants

They might but those are some other guys  ;D

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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #977 on: 01 March 2019, 00:18:00 »
I miss Clangador.   :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #978 on: 01 March 2019, 00:32:03 »
I'm sure he would be pleased to see this still carry on.
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #979 on: 01 March 2019, 13:21:20 »
I miss Clangador.   :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(

We all do.

I'm sure he would be pleased to see this still carry on.

He would.
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #980 on: 01 March 2019, 15:53:28 »
When ever my family and I get to go to Olive Garden, we say a prayer to Clarke. Wishing him a safe "Sky Journey " as my kids say...

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« Reply #981 on: 05 March 2019, 23:09:38 »
Well, I went on a long hike through Clangluna. It took a while. Nobody has told the support staff that Clang isn't around. It seems they are used to him not either paying attention or just ignored him. They are still making Clangacorp "products". And they are still getting paid...…….
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #982 on: 06 March 2019, 09:21:54 »
In other news, the Mighty Achoo dollar has resin up to 2.5% over the last quarter, slowly gaining a fiscal wedge over the Wombat cent, still under par of the Clangador buck.

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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #983 on: 06 March 2019, 09:49:10 »
I thought the Clangacorp paid people to distract Clang where actual work is but themselves ignore Clang.

So its Business as usual trying to compete Bird of Prey's "shady" business and Acme?
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #984 on: 06 March 2019, 23:45:58 »
Shady!? 
I'll have you know BoP Industries is legitimate and trustworthy.
I let someone else do the money laundering for me.

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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #985 on: 07 March 2019, 07:07:29 »
(Wrangler looks the images of washing machines with paper money flowing through BoP Inc's laundromats division fills his Tablet)
Not only is it shady, they don't even know it even works!
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #986 on: 07 March 2019, 14:49:10 »
That's just a front... the real money in the back where they make a fresh batch everyday like a Bakery.

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« Reply #987 on: 07 March 2019, 22:44:30 »
*sigh* Clangacorp launders money to get rid of physical evidence of where they got it, not to hide the money trail. That's a whole different division, ClangaPal.
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« Reply #988 on: 08 March 2019, 07:28:26 »
*sigh* Clangacorp launders money to get rid of physical evidence of where they got it, not to hide the money trail. That's a whole different division, ClangaPal.
So extortion division called PayClanga?
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #989 on: 20 March 2019, 23:14:08 »
Pretty much. ClangaCorp is into a lot of things that nobody bothered to tell Clangador about.
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