BattleTech - The Board Game of Armored Combat
BattleTech Player Boards => BattleTech Roleplaying => MechWarrior Hall => Topic started by: chaotic38 on 27 January 2011, 21:04:54
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On a small sign in front of the lair reads 'Beware of the chaotic.' Legend has it that if you're close enough you can hear the agonizing screams of a chaotic victim. Those who go in never come out
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I approach cautiously in my RVN-4Lr Raven and scan the entrance for traps with my BAP.
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There are several mines spread around with only enough power to knock someone out. Not to mention all the carefully hidden traps.
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I shoot the mines.
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As you shoot the mines, smoke shoots out of the walls. The faint sound of a chaotic's laughter is heard.
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I double-check my enviromental sealing status
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A rock flies at the mech allowing the gas to seep in.
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I huff the gas deeply, hoping it'll be some kind of intoxicating happy-gas
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Artillery starts raining down around the poor Raven.
"Sorry, comrade. Didn't see you near the target."
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*cough, choke* "Quite all right, my fault for resting my beer on the TAG button."
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The gas, which was knockout gas seeped in the raven.
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I start cramming handfuls of Trucker-Buddytm brand Stimm-Pills into my mouth in a last-ditch effort to counter the gas.
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The gas was a very advanced one. If it couldn't find one way it would find another.
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I hit cruise control on the Raven and put it in reverse
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The exit snapped shut. A series of rocks flew at the raven. One of them got inside it and bore the message "To escape alive accept the chaotic's challenge.
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I burn a point of EDG to change my alignment to Lawful and declare over the Raven's external speakers that I will accept the challenge.
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The gas stops immediately and a voice calls out "If you truly accept the challenge leave your mech behind and follow the path with the arrows"
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I sprint down the path
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The leader of the chaotic cackled "So you accept the challenge, do you? There is only one way out alive. You must pass the Maze of Doom. If you fail, you just might be good for dinner."
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"Well chaotic one, I am not afraid for it just so happens that my nickname is the Doom of Mazes!"
I stride manfully into the maze
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"Heh, this will not be an easy challenge" the chaotic said "There are many things that can kill you easily. Also there are many puzzles to solve. We shall give you one handheld weapon of choice "
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I choose a welsh hook.
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The weapon is handed to him. The chaotic points to a door that leads to the maze. "Once you walk through that dooryou cannot change your mind.
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I cautiously walk through the door.
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[The door melts and runs away yiping like a poodle with its tail between its legs.]
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The door slams shut and instantly there is two paths to take.
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I take the opposite route to where the door ran (I go left)
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You see writing on a wall: (save this next part after your next post I will delete the code)
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I scratch the code into the flesh of my arm and wait for the magic to take effect
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Nothing happens yet but as you travel through the maze you come across a door with a golum guarding it. "Password?" it asks you
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I examine the golum
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The golum stares at you "No password no entry, capishe"
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I read the number off my arm
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As the golum moves aside you see there are two doors. "One leads to death, while the other leads on"
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I speak to the golum: "C'mon bub, give us a clue!"
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"This riddle might help you... if you solve it right" the golum says:
"The path you choose
And the path you take
Are two seperate things
Let everything fall today
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I take the door that doesn't lead to death
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"You have to figure out which is which" the golum said
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question is 'is there such a door?' ???
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"yes" the golum said
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[Wombat asks the waitress for a side of gollum, extra well done.]
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The chaotics flayed and ate the wombat alive
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[Wombat hopes being digested will be painless as he has an episode of Mighty Orbots on in his pouch.]
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I take the right path!
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The golum looks happy but asks "Are you sure?"
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"I have never been more sure of anything. Avante!"
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"Well, have a nice death" the golum laughs. The right door opens and you get sucked into a room of a thousand blades. The blades all fly at you and the last words you hear is a chaotic saying "Bloody human tonight!"
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No, that's the wrong path. I said the right path.
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(You cant say that you can only choose left or right)
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I respawn at the entrance, get out of my Raven, dodge the mines and traps, hold my breath against the gas, accept the chaotic's challenge, give the golem the password and take the left door.