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Re: High Mass
« Reply #30 on: 23 July 2016, 19:21:42 »
ha ha, and i claim the rite of High Mass today!

seriously, this is the first time i've been able to raise my mass in months
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Re: High Mass
« Reply #31 on: 24 July 2016, 20:42:44 »
I tried to get my mass raised but it stubbornly resisted all such attempts.
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Re: High Mass
« Reply #32 on: 09 August 2016, 11:45:09 »
I spent High Mass in China  :-\

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« Reply #33 on: 09 August 2016, 22:41:15 »
Than your mass was really sweet and sour.
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Re: High Mass
« Reply #34 on: 10 August 2016, 00:20:55 »
Than your mass was really sweet and sour.

Sweet n Sour is an American Chinese food kind of thing

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Re: High Mass
« Reply #35 on: 11 August 2016, 00:38:53 »
And?
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Re: High Mass
« Reply #36 on: 11 August 2016, 19:27:07 »
so you can't get that Chinese food in China

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Re: High Mass
« Reply #37 on: 12 August 2016, 22:49:19 »
You can't get Chinese food in China? Next you are going to tell me you can't get American food in America!
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Re: High Mass
« Reply #38 on: 14 August 2016, 23:52:43 »
You can't get Chinese food in China? Next you are going to tell me you can't get American food in America!

You can't get American Chinese food in China but you can get Chinese Chinese food in certain places in America.


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Re: High Mass
« Reply #39 on: 16 August 2016, 17:33:13 »
Can you get Chinese American food in America? According to the internet you can get Chinese American food in China.


Wait, this is getting confusing. Can you get American French food in Germany?
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Re: High Mass
« Reply #40 on: 17 August 2016, 12:22:37 »
I've had really good American Chinese food in Germany  ;D

Seriously.   :)

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Re: High Mass
« Reply #41 on: 18 August 2016, 20:10:28 »
Getting ready to get my ass, errr, mass as high as possible.......it takes a while.
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Re: High Mass
« Reply #42 on: 18 August 2016, 22:16:02 »
Getting ready to get my ass, errr, mass as high as possible.......it takes a while.

Does this require rocket boosters? 

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Re: High Mass
« Reply #43 on: 23 August 2016, 00:26:22 »
Probably.




SHAKE YOUR MASS TO THE LEFT!
SHAKE YOUR MASS TO THE RIGHT!
SHAKE YOUR MASS ALL ABOUT
WITH ALL OF YOUR MIGHT!
YAY BOB!
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Re: High Mass
« Reply #44 on: 23 August 2016, 09:31:40 »
Happy High Mass

Today is the 23rd month that I have been dating my wife  O0

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« Reply #45 on: 23 August 2016, 13:07:51 »
Good luck with that dating thing!
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« Reply #46 on: 29 August 2016, 16:01:32 »
Happy High Mass

Today is the 23rd month that I have been dating my wife  O0

How touching Mopar. Now give me 23 Chinese Water Tortures!
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Re: High Mass
« Reply #47 on: 29 August 2016, 23:15:48 »
Holy Crap! A sighting of the mysterious, illusive Clangador!
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Re: High Mass
« Reply #48 on: 13 September 2016, 11:59:20 »
In the write up for my latest Merc unit they all get together on the 23rd to celebrate. 

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Re: High Mass
« Reply #49 on: 14 September 2016, 09:57:14 »
Are they the Seventh Advent Day Hopists?
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Re: High Mass
« Reply #50 on: 14 September 2016, 10:00:15 »
Are they the Seventh Advent Day Hopists?

Nope.

Been running a CBT campaign for almost 4 years and decided to finally add my own Merc unit

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Re: High Mass
« Reply #51 on: 14 September 2016, 10:10:27 »
Sadly BattleTech has sort of died locally.  :'(
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Re: High Mass
« Reply #52 on: 17 September 2016, 10:42:14 »
Sadly BattleTech has sort of died locally.  :'(

I feel I'm the one keeping it alive here

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Re: High Mass
« Reply #53 on: 18 September 2016, 19:35:10 »
I felt the same way here. Than I started working at Wal*Mart and could not game on Saturdays anymore. It died without me.
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Re: High Mass
« Reply #54 on: 18 September 2016, 21:37:29 »
I felt the same way here. Than I started working at Wal*Mart and could not game on Saturdays anymore. It died without me.

We have a game once a month in Oakland

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Re: High Mass
« Reply #55 on: 20 September 2016, 13:40:44 »
Unfortunately Oakland is 2000 miles away. That is just a bit far for me. Directions are fairly easy, however. Go 2 mile east to I-74, Go 7 miles north to I-80, follow I-80 for 1980 miles west........
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Re: High Mass
« Reply #56 on: 21 September 2016, 11:13:32 »
I-80 is kind of nice but you'd have to go through Reno

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Re: High Mass
« Reply #57 on: 23 September 2016, 18:41:38 »
GET YOUR MASS INTO THE AIR!
GET IT HIGH AND SHAKE IT THERE!
YAY BOB!
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Re: High Mass
« Reply #58 on: 11 October 2016, 11:25:32 »
are we talking Minion Bob?

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Re: High Mass
« Reply #59 on: 12 October 2016, 10:53:24 »
J. R. "Bob" Dobbs, Holy Prophet of the Church Of The SubGenius. All hail Bob! Yay Bob!
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