Author Topic: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...  (Read 79384 times)

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Given his claims to collect ancient miniatures, i'd imagine he take lead.
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Truetanker makes claims? Wait, everyone around here makes claims. Even me. Never mind.
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I'll " claim " nothing.

It's either WoB or else...

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World of Beer? I can go for that!  :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :)) ;D :D ^-^
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But i thought Achooluna was the World of Beer & Booze.
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We had to shorten in from WoB&B to WoB. Well, we didn't have to but it annoys the Blakists.
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WoB&B = World of Beer and Brats is a bit more appropriate I think
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or WoB2 (Beer and Booze)
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We had to shorten in from WoB&B to WoB. Well, we didn't have to but it annoys the Blakists.
I thought you changed it because people kept asking about the bed and breakfast

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mmm, this place could use more tourists spots.  Bed & Breakfast would do the place Achooluna.  They used to have fun park near one the old bars.  It gone now.

Just make sure Not let Achoo's lair become a Airbnb.  People may fall to their doom if go in there or the Wombat Hole, where-ever that dimensional hole goes.
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It's still there. It needs some maintenance and paint, but it is still there. The bar just moved because I had to build a new one because it got broken by the patrons. Then I had to build a new one because the second one was destroyed by the patrons. I have lost count of the times I have had to build new bars. Anymore I just have about a dozen in various states of construction.
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Your mistake is that you keep making it out of wood when you should be using lamellor ferro-carbide armor. It may be expensive, but it can take a beating.
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We did for the first two. Rebuilding with wood is cheaper. Also the armor flies further when the building gets destroyed, making for a larger cleanup zone. The new bars use prefab construction.
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Recycling is in these days.
You should make the new bar out of 100% old bar and market that fact.

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Barn wood, corrugated tin, chainlink fencing, bits of ferrocrete, and a nice brick wall with grafitti inside and out.   That's what I see.  Like a ramshackle Fallout construction.
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Like a ramshackle Fallout construction.
Yes

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(Wrangler fiddles with the remote monitors)

Oh there it is, man the bar's location migrated pretty far from the ruins of the fun park.



You can see the failed Jump Jet ride tower from here.

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  Like a ramshackle Fallout construction.

Who brought the pet Goliath RadScorpion?

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Clan Goliath Scorpion failed infiltrators. We keep them for target practice.
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That is a rough occupation.
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It is a lot easier than dealing with BoP. Or ......... you.  8)
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Given you're solution is the large mallet.  It seems straight forward.
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If you want I can turn on hydra mode where every time you get rid of me, two more show up

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Oh, chaos theory would be interesting.  Someone needs fill in the shoes of the Wombat.   His Cousin Fritz seems to be not living up to the legend.

[Wrangler's eyes stray to the right of his perch on the bar stool to see apparently have snookered after getting into what he thought was chocolate milk, only turned out to be chocolate rum.]
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Keep it up and I will let DaSkwerl out again.
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[Fritz the Wombat, dizzily wanders around the bar chitchatting and with swift hands swipping stealthy their extra drinks. Trying find more that new drink he discovered.]

Oh No! Not the squirrel! We'll have hide all our bar nuts!
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That is not the kind of nuts it bites ..........................  ::)
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Could be worse, they could be the ones that explode.
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Well, sometimes the things DaSkwerl bites do sometimes explode. Somehow DaSkwerl survives ...................... my best efforts to deal with it.
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That's true. I remember that time when that crazy herd of squirrels road off with you until you exploded them.
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