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The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #480 on:** 01 September 2021, 19:47:01 »

I think DaSkwerl was drawn by the same artists that came up with Wombat. It is about as destructive and has a tendency to hide under furniture holding a meat tenderizer mallet so that it can smash toes........

Wrangler · « **Reply #481 on:** 02 September 2021, 06:00:15 »

Woah, I missed the squirl with the mallet.

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #482 on:** 07 September 2021, 15:31:43 »

It's not so much that you missed DaSkwerl as you hoped the little shit missed your foot.

Wrangler · « **Reply #483 on:** 07 September 2021, 20:21:45 »

(Looks to next to him since he hears a yelp. Notices one of drinker clenching his foot as it has been flatten almost to pancake size.)

Damn it, can't a man drink in peace and not in Pieces!!

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #484 on:** 08 September 2021, 21:11:59 »

You do realize where you are, right? The only peace around here is the brief respite between one disaster and the next, usually as a result of the cast of low-lifes and miscreants that frequent this place.

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #485 on:** 02 October 2021, 12:59:59 »

WOW! It has been quiet ..................................... too quiet. What are the cast of low-lifes and miscreants that frequent this place planning?

Wrangler · « **Reply #486 on:** 02 October 2021, 17:46:13 »

Well, apparently they're locked in your bathroom since Fritz, Wombat cousin locked them in there. I heard a lot screaming then it stopped.

I on the other hand been in arcade next door waiting for vents to be fixed before rest of the bar got fixated.

wolfgar · « **Reply #487 on:** 04 October 2021, 20:26:36 »

and this is what i get for going out to pick up mixers

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #488 on:** 05 October 2021, 16:04:20 »

I took a nap and woke up to find the lights turned off, the doors locked and an easily defused ticking timebomb. Oh well, just another day in paradise not quite.

wolfgar · « **Reply #489 on:** 05 October 2021, 19:48:27 »

I told Wombat not to use the ticking timer

Wrangler · « **Reply #490 on:** 05 October 2021, 20:02:10 »

It was the only thing he could find. He got bored halfway through the rigging of the bomb.

wolfgar · « **Reply #491 on:** 05 October 2021, 22:14:06 »

Thats no excuse for shoddy workmanship

truetanker · « **Reply #492 on:** 05 October 2021, 23:57:21 »

Quote from: The Mighty ACHOO on 02 October 2021, 12:59:59

WOW! It has been quiet ..................................... too quiet. What are the cast of low-lifes and miscreants that frequent this place planning?

I turned older...

TT

Wrangler · « **Reply #493 on:** 06 October 2021, 05:57:23 »

Quote from: truetanker on 05 October 2021, 23:57:21

I turned older...

TT

huh, did Dorthy lay off using the oil can on you? Won't have gotten so rusty.

wolfgar · « **Reply #494 on:** 06 October 2021, 19:05:26 »

Rimshot

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #495 on:** 06 October 2021, 22:21:10 »

I didn't turn older. I have been older for quite a long time ago. I remember waaaaaaaaaaaay back when I posted that I was turning 50 I don't know how many iterations of this site ago. That was over 15 years ago. I AM OLD! :P

Wrangler · « **Reply #496 on:** 07 October 2021, 19:37:01 »

Achoo (Holding up a mirror) You keep regenerating. You currently look like eternal young stuff animal.

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #497 on:** 07 October 2021, 23:49:53 »

HA! I wish! There is dirt younger than me! ;D

wolfgar · « **Reply #498 on:** 08 October 2021, 16:05:18 »

there is dirt older than you as well, so it's not exactly a good measuring stick

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #499 on:** 08 October 2021, 22:46:09 »

Enough talk of age. My spirit is still sort of young and I have booze to drink, snacks to snack, cheese to eat and chicken to barbeque, so life isn't all that bad. Being retired isn't all that bad but it can be damned boring and often lonely. Especially in this age of covid.

Wrangler · « **Reply #500 on:** 09 October 2021, 14:57:37 »

The let's have BBQ!

(Grabs yet slightly used decommissioned Bird of Prey body and attaches the kerosene hose into it's rear access port. Then starts the grill and put some Chicken, Hot Potatoes, and random food stuff as smoke puffs out the Bird of Prey's ears and mouth ports)

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #501 on:** 09 October 2021, 20:45:04 »

Awwww, did you have to use napalm to start up the grill???? That is what the flamers are for!

BirdofPrey · « **Reply #502 on:** 10 October 2021, 10:50:12 »

You got a permit for that MeBQ?

Quote from: Wrangler on 07 October 2021, 19:37:01

Achoo (Holding up a mirror) You keep regenerating. You currently look like eternal young stuff animal.

Does anyone remember when Achoo was the shapeshifting master of dankness (dank as in caves, not dank as in cool)

Wrangler · « **Reply #503 on:** 10 October 2021, 20:35:13 »

I'm a Johnny come lately to the party, so I've remember the Achoo shape shifter pink thingy, but nothing before that.

[Wrangler tries using the Wayback Machine try get a better picture of the PRE-shapeshifting master of dankness appearance of Achoo]

BirdofPrey · « **Reply #504 on:** 10 October 2021, 22:34:18 »

I admit, I can't remember before that either.

truetanker · « **Reply #505 on:** 11 October 2021, 18:12:47 »

This Winslow, Pink achoo, Samurai Jack Achoo and I wanna say "09, a silver fish? Can't recall...

TT

wolfgar · « **Reply #506 on:** 11 October 2021, 18:46:05 »

*raises his hand*

I remember, not that i want to mind you, but i do, not enough alcohol obviously

Wrangler · « **Reply #507 on:** 11 October 2021, 19:01:26 »

Silver fish? That must been rough when I suspect a certain Wombat must used TnT to go fishing and catch Achoo by lure with a fishing.

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #508 on:** 13 October 2021, 17:51:53 »

Way, way, way, way back in the day I went by Daedster. Like three or four site crashes ago. That was the name I used back in the 1990's, in the memozoic era of the CBT site. Back before we had avatars. I made it to general [they used to assign ranks to the number of posts you had] four times.

Wrangler · « **Reply #509 on:** 17 October 2021, 14:55:18 »

You must have written some staggering stuff to cause those forums to crash back then.