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Domi1981

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Things you should not say at mechcon
« on: 26 March 2018, 06:36:46 »
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Re: Things you should not say at mechcon
« Reply #1 on: 26 March 2018, 12:52:05 »
"MechWarrior Online is a great game."  :lol: :lol:

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Re: Things you should not say at mechcon
« Reply #2 on: 26 March 2018, 14:09:31 »
"This thing was a lot better in the cartoon."
I'm rarely right... Except when I am.  ---  Idle question.  What is the BV2 of dread?
Apollo's Law- if it needs Clan tech to make it useable, It doesn't deserve those resources in the first place.
Sure it isn't the most practical 'mech ever designed, but it's a hundred ton axe-murderer. If loving that is wrong I don't wanna be right.

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Re: Things you should not say at mechcon
« Reply #3 on: 27 March 2018, 15:12:44 »
What's a Mech?
"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
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Re: Things you should not say at mechcon
« Reply #4 on: 27 March 2018, 15:36:35 »
"I never understood why you people like Go-bots so much."
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Re: Things you should not say at mechcon
« Reply #5 on: 28 March 2018, 07:41:54 »
Compact heat sinks FTW!
I'm rarely right... Except when I am.  ---  Idle question.  What is the BV2 of dread?
Apollo's Law- if it needs Clan tech to make it useable, It doesn't deserve those resources in the first place.
Sure it isn't the most practical 'mech ever designed, but it's a hundred ton axe-murderer. If loving that is wrong I don't wanna be right.

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Re: Things you should not say at mechcon
« Reply #6 on: 28 March 2018, 13:32:33 »
Alpha Strike? Are they union workers playing the game?
« Last Edit: 28 March 2018, 14:29:13 by Wrangler »
"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
"No, it's a "Most Awesome Blues Brothers scene Reenactment EVER" waiting to happen." VotW Destrier - Weirdo  
"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants
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Re: Things you should not say at mechcon
« Reply #7 on: 28 March 2018, 13:36:48 »
"I think I saw one of these in The Last Jedi... or was it that one..."

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Re: Things you should not say at mechcon
« Reply #8 on: 28 March 2018, 14:29:40 »
That's Scout Walker? All right!?! I always wanted to drive one those.
« Last Edit: 28 March 2018, 14:48:16 by Wrangler »
"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
"No, it's a "Most Awesome Blues Brothers scene Reenactment EVER" waiting to happen." VotW Destrier - Weirdo  
"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants
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Re: Things you should not say at mechcon
« Reply #9 on: 28 March 2018, 14:34:06 »
"How does Optimus Prime work in this game?"

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Re: Things you should not say at mechcon
« Reply #10 on: 29 March 2018, 13:00:02 »
Yeah, funny thing, I got this mech from a guy wearing green spandex, and the damn thing doesn't work.  Oh well, if it's any consolation, I got this pretty jade knife out of it. :) Hmm, odd, didn't notice these things before.  It's almost like somebody took the valves off of  a trumpet and put it in the handle.  How need.
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Re: Things you should not say at mechcon
« Reply #11 on: 29 March 2018, 14:00:52 »
Anyone got any robo japanimation I can copy?  I brought my own computer and cables!

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Re: Things you should not say at mechcon
« Reply #12 on: 29 March 2018, 20:37:08 »
Hey, is someone going cosplay old old Mechwarrior who wears a speedio and vest?
"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
"No, it's a "Most Awesome Blues Brothers scene Reenactment EVER" waiting to happen." VotW Destrier - Weirdo  
"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants
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Re: Things you should not say at mechcon
« Reply #13 on: 29 March 2018, 20:57:24 »
"The Robotech miniatures game has a bright future".