Author Topic: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night...  (Read 78509 times)

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I, of course, do have the technology to turn it into a Super Dimensional Fortress.

Money on the other hand . . .
So it's bigger on the inside than the outside?  you must be making bundle collecting taxes from the city's residence since they don't want be sucking vacuum.

 ^-^ . . o o O O (Hey, won't that mean we have another place to build a Achooluna themed Rum Resort?)
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Did someone say money?

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Hey, be careful about messing with Moline. We are the home of the corporate headquarters of John Deere. THE corporate headquarters. We even have a style of pizza named after us!
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There a pizza named Achooluna?  What on it?  Pepperoni and Cheese?
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Well, technically it is called Quad Cities style pizza......but Moline is one of the five cities of the Quad Cities (it's complicated.... :D) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quad_City-style_pizza
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Yummy!  I thought it was a place that promoted Quad 'Mech Pizza delivery!
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Well, technically it is called Quad Cities style pizza......but Moline is one of the five cities of the Quad Cities (it's complicated.... :D) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quad_City-style_pizza

You have something called quad city with 5 cities in it?

Oh this has to be good. 

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It must be because that East Moline and Moline are considered distinct cities and thus five cities in the Quad Citiies
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Well, technically it is called Quad Cities style pizza......but Moline is one of the five cities of the Quad Cities (it's complicated.... :D) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quad_City-style_pizza

Is this one of the Pizza places in that area?



I hope people give good tips!
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Is this one of the Pizza place in that area?



I hope people give good tips!

It's not side shift pizza?

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The original four cities of the Quad Cities are Davenport and Bettendorf on the Iowa side of the Mississippi River, and Rock Island and Moline on the Illinois side. Than East Moline got uppity and started calling itself a city.. And they insist on this, despite everybody else insisting that there is four cities in the Quad Cities. It's even in the name.....

BTW, the area is where Black Hawk, chief of the Sauk indians, was born and the site of Saukenuk, the chief village of the Sauk indians.  We have a bit of history here. We are also where the first railraod bridge across the Mississippi River was built in 1856.

Davenport is home to the Palmer College of Chiropractic, birthplace of the Chiropractic arts. So if you visit a Chiro, you can thank us. The Palmer's invented it.
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That's pretty cool. I was always into historical related items.  Kinda why i like quazy future history Battletech has.

I can picture Achoo on a pink Trolly Bus pointing out things to everyone.  :)
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Here is what I am talking about! Quad Cities style pizza!
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OK - it sounds good except the slicing.  My engineering brain might not accept it. 

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The shape of the slices is fine, it's the insistence on using scissors that's dumb.

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Let's not happy taunt the big pink boss. His piZza goes hia way. He has control of the rum!
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Truetrucker, i think you may have doubled parked your Rattler.  The Achooluna police department was by AND they had Cobra! Towing to haul it away.
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Achooluna Police are usually pretty lazy

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Achooluna Police are usually pretty lazy
I'm bit surprised about that. Isn't that how they make their money?
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They make their money on parking tickets, impounding vehicles and taking kickbacks.

If you don't claim your vehicle in a week they make additional money by selling it.  >:D
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Why is there a pile of tickets slapped on the wiper of your Hetzer?
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This place isn't very lively

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If you want lively start annoying the moderators.......
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Having a company of red painted BattleMasters showing up at drinking resort can sober things up bit.
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