Author Topic: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues  (Read 23857 times)

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Re: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues
« Reply #30 on: 21 March 2015, 06:04:42 »
**Two oversized semis arrive, unload their contents and leave. Drewbacca sets up a temporary fence around the new pool that just into the parking lot.**

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Re: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues
« Reply #31 on: 09 August 2015, 21:21:38 »
I just went to the Bathroom and then  [blank]
Been there-done that-now what?

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Re: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues
« Reply #32 on: 10 August 2015, 09:57:17 »
That's what you get for falling asleep in there. These young'uns get rambunctious without adult supervision.
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Re: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues
« Reply #33 on: 17 August 2015, 08:10:40 »
youngins?

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Re: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues
« Reply #34 on: 17 August 2015, 21:16:04 »
The young whippersnappers.  O:-)
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Re: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues
« Reply #35 on: 18 August 2015, 08:59:40 »
Surely the illustrious ACHOO does not count me among their number?

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Re: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues
« Reply #36 on: 18 August 2015, 19:12:52 »
Don't know. Personally I am so old there is dirt younger than me and my attention span is not what it used to be.  8)
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Re: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues
« Reply #37 on: 18 August 2015, 20:11:35 »
*points into the distance*

Look Achoo, shiney
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Re: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues
« Reply #38 on: 19 August 2015, 12:31:47 »
It's too far away....you go get it.  O0
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Re: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues
« Reply #39 on: 13 September 2015, 02:20:37 »
So now that the bar has been wrecked, again, an we expand the parking lot for the naval guys. I lost a hetzer when some shippy landed a dropship on it because he was thirsty.

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Re: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues
« Reply #40 on: 13 September 2015, 04:51:26 »
[comes down the ramp of the newly landed excaliber class dropship named "Dragonflight" turns around points remote device thingy at it, presses a button.  nothing happens.  looks around to make sure nobody saw that.  pulls out something else akin to a door sized remote control and punches in a complex series of patterns on the buttons.  The ramp retracts, the doors close, walls sprout up from the ground and close over the ship.  Then he pulls out the first device and pushes a button.]  "beep".   
 
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Re: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues
« Reply #41 on: 13 September 2015, 08:29:23 »
Given the current state of the bar, probably spread in an irregular layer across the immediate area, or vaporized and currently falling as rain near by.

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Re: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues
« Reply #42 on: 13 September 2015, 14:14:56 »
[pulls out data pad, checks the weather, heads for nearest "rain"]
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Re: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues
« Reply #43 on: 15 September 2015, 19:26:33 »
[As if on cue it starts to rain torrentially in the parking lot...............]
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Re: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues
« Reply #44 on: 08 November 2016, 14:22:33 »
So.... we have a bunch of mechwarriors from Wilson's Hussars lying in the gutter. I mean, they are usually in the gutter, but this time voluntarily. Anyone got a squeegee?

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Re: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues
« Reply #45 on: 08 November 2016, 15:24:15 »
Just hose them down and send them on their way. That is what we usually do with them.
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Re: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues
« Reply #46 on: 08 November 2016, 16:25:04 »
Hey look, they even brought their own soap.

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Re: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues
« Reply #47 on: 09 November 2016, 02:32:17 »
Soap?  What's that?
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Re: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues
« Reply #48 on: 10 November 2016, 23:39:27 »
Bubble bath.   8)
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Re: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues
« Reply #49 on: 11 November 2016, 00:48:18 »
I'm sorry.  The flames keep busting the bubbles so that doesn't work either.   :-\
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Re: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues
« Reply #50 on: 07 December 2016, 10:28:04 »
Does this place have Valet Parking?

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Re: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues
« Reply #51 on: 07 December 2016, 16:36:51 »
Sure.  see the guy at the podium,....







It's on that moon right over there. 
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Re: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues
« Reply #52 on: 08 December 2016, 09:18:25 »
How heck did he get up there?  Wait, how he breathing up there??
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Re: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues
« Reply #53 on: 09 December 2016, 02:02:34 »
I dunno.   Terraforming? 
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Re: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues
« Reply #54 on: 09 December 2016, 14:13:09 »
There is a really long hose that ..... never mind

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Re: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues
« Reply #55 on: 12 December 2016, 00:22:59 »
Sometimes it is better to just not ask.......... Well, around here most of the time it is better not to ask. The explanations are worse than the questions.


In this case it was a lost bet and involved a big teeter totter and an Atlas.....
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Re: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues
« Reply #56 on: 12 December 2016, 17:36:59 »
I'm thinking an overlord was on the other end? 
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Re: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues
« Reply #57 on: 12 December 2016, 19:41:36 »
Weird images are appearing in my head....
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Re: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues
« Reply #58 on: 13 December 2016, 06:16:38 »
Isn't that the reason they call it the       mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues? 
give a man a fire, keep him warm for a night. 
Set him on fire, keep him warm for the rest of his life!

The secret to winning the land/air battle is that you must always remain rigidly flexible.

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Re: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues
« Reply #59 on: 14 December 2016, 15:36:27 »
Weird images are appearing in my head....

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