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Re: Motivational - The Return
« Reply #180 on: 01 November 2012, 18:45:58 »
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Re: Motivational - The Return
« Reply #181 on: 01 November 2012, 19:48:44 »
The early days of the Battletech universe...

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Re: Motivational - The Return
« Reply #182 on: 03 November 2012, 11:26:08 »
Indulging a pet peeve.

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Re: Motivational - The Return
« Reply #183 on: 03 November 2012, 12:21:31 »
Indulging a pet peeve.
HEY! How'd you get a beta of IntOps so complete like that?!  ;D
It's not about winning or losing, no it's all about how many chapters have you added to the rule books after your crazy antics.

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Re: Motivational - The Return
« Reply #184 on: 04 November 2012, 14:29:14 »
HEY! How'd you get a beta of IntOps so complete like that?!  ;D

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Re: Motivational - The Return
« Reply #185 on: 15 November 2012, 20:36:49 »
Batter up!

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Re: Motivational - The Return
« Reply #186 on: 16 November 2012, 00:55:38 »
where did that image come from? I will go out and buy the book
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Re: Motivational - The Return
« Reply #187 on: 16 November 2012, 08:46:16 »
where did that image come from? I will go out and buy the book
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Re: Motivational - The Return
« Reply #188 on: 17 November 2012, 01:27:57 »
Batter up!


Don't forget to keep your eye on the ball!

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Re: Motivational - The Return
« Reply #189 on: 17 November 2012, 09:07:41 »

Don't forget to keep your eye on the ball!
That will be difficult to do with that Cyclop's depth perception problems.
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Re: Motivational - The Return
« Reply #190 on: 18 November 2012, 07:41:41 »
I think its more important to keep the ballistic subroutines of you targeting computer on the ball at games.  ;)

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Re: Motivational - The Return
« Reply #191 on: 23 December 2012, 09:32:49 »
From the infamous Davion Fiat Warehouses, I bring you ...

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Re: Motivational - The Return
« Reply #192 on: 23 December 2012, 20:15:05 »
I came up with couple more, hope you guys can do better than me!

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Re: Motivational - The Return
« Reply #193 on: 23 December 2012, 20:28:18 »
Jaime Wolf, the Most Interesting Man in the world. But which one?
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Re: Motivational - The Return
« Reply #194 on: 23 December 2012, 20:49:29 »
Jaime Wolf, the Most Interesting Man in the world. But which one?
I did say Inner Sphere.. ;)  Why limit yourself?
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Re: Motivational - The Return
« Reply #195 on: 23 December 2012, 23:47:55 »
@Wrangler......that Jamie Wolf one  ;D

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Re: Motivational - The Return
« Reply #196 on: 24 December 2012, 05:17:15 »
Seconded!  O0  ;D  [applause]
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Re: Motivational - The Return
« Reply #197 on: 26 December 2012, 00:37:21 »
Why would I drink something that's not going to get rid of my thrist?

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Re: Motivational - The Return
« Reply #198 on: 03 February 2013, 00:38:15 »
Thought I'd try something different, before resorting to necromancy for the thread
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?

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Re: Motivational - The Return
« Reply #199 on: 03 February 2013, 02:08:51 »
Those people are truly terrifying. I have no idea why.
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Re: Motivational - The Return
« Reply #200 on: 03 February 2013, 07:13:47 »
lucho, how heck did you manage to make those awesome covers?
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« Reply #201 on: 03 February 2013, 07:50:06 »

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Re: Motivational - The Return
« Reply #202 on: 03 February 2013, 08:29:55 »
aw heck, Martian beat me to it. Yep, the one and only pulp-o-mizer!

Here's another  8)
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Re: Motivational - The Return
« Reply #203 on: 03 February 2013, 13:53:45 »
Those people are truly terrifying. I have no idea why.
The soul less eyes staring into your own.
It's not about winning or losing, no it's all about how many chapters have you added to the rule books after your crazy antics.

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Re: Motivational - The Return
« Reply #204 on: 04 February 2013, 21:50:05 »
Well, these aren't as cool as the thriller covers.  Hopefully their just as amusing.



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"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
"No, it's a "Most Awesome Blues Brothers scene Reenactment EVER" waiting to happen." VotW Destrier - Weirdo  
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Re: Motivational - The Return
« Reply #205 on: 04 February 2013, 22:45:16 »
One more and I'm out.

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"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
"No, it's a "Most Awesome Blues Brothers scene Reenactment EVER" waiting to happen." VotW Destrier - Weirdo  
"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants
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Re: Motivational - The Return
« Reply #206 on: 05 February 2013, 04:07:46 »
That last one could be captioned with "THE PERIPHERY - Where Mad Max looks sane.". ^-^

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Re: Motivational - The Return
« Reply #207 on: 05 February 2013, 09:13:10 »
actually, it resembles the last party that let me GM their game.
3 males played by geeks
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their deaths were slow and painful experiences, and their tears the nectar of the GM gods.
Last one to die was the thug.
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Re: Motivational - The Return
« Reply #208 on: 06 February 2013, 10:50:50 »
I know I just posted an older version of this in the MechWarrior Hall, but then I´d say it fits perfectly into this thread.


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Re: Motivational - The Return
« Reply #209 on: 07 February 2013, 09:49:17 »
Your ATLAS needs more medals.

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