Author Topic: CBT Vending Machine Reborn: Loose Change.  (Read 111406 times)

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CBT Vending Machine Reborn: Loose Change.
« on: 25 January 2011, 23:55:01 »
And yet another thread meets it's rebirth... pretty much the rules are the same as always... one person inserts something, the next person tells them what they get and then inserts something themselves. Rinse, repeat and watch out for loose change.

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Re: CBT Vending Machine Reborn: Loose Change.
« Reply #1 on: 26 January 2011, 02:24:29 »
You get Mechcommander 2 in the mail


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Re: CBT Vending Machine Reborn: Loose Change.
« Reply #2 on: 26 January 2011, 05:27:31 »
you get a box of cheesy yums

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Re: CBT Vending Machine Reborn: Loose Change.
« Reply #3 on: 26 January 2011, 05:48:00 »

You get a kiss from Thomas Marik - the kraayzee ugly one.

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Re: CBT Vending Machine Reborn: Loose Change.
« Reply #4 on: 26 January 2011, 07:17:19 »
You get Davion worlds cleansed of Davions!

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Re: CBT Vending Machine Reborn: Loose Change.
« Reply #5 on: 26 January 2011, 08:35:00 »
You get David Bowie.
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Re: CBT Vending Machine Reborn: Loose Change.
« Reply #6 on: 26 January 2011, 11:20:11 »
You get poor reception

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Re: CBT Vending Machine Reborn: Loose Change.
« Reply #7 on: 26 January 2011, 15:56:50 »
A crumbling cookie falls out.

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Re: CBT Vending Machine Reborn: Loose Change.
« Reply #8 on: 26 January 2011, 17:40:30 »
you get a crime scene which defies all explanation

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Re: CBT Vending Machine Reborn: Loose Change.
« Reply #9 on: 26 January 2011, 17:59:33 »
Hey, this thread is MY baby!  >:(

You get the local police department.

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Re: CBT Vending Machine Reborn: Loose Change.
« Reply #10 on: 26 January 2011, 18:09:36 »
you get a poodle in bad need of a hair cut

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Re: CBT Vending Machine Reborn: Loose Change.
« Reply #11 on: 26 January 2011, 18:09:59 »
Adds Simon Pegg

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Re: CBT Vending Machine Reborn: Loose Change.
« Reply #12 on: 26 January 2011, 19:35:07 »
A policeman on fire runs out

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Re: CBT Vending Machine Reborn: Loose Change.
« Reply #13 on: 26 January 2011, 19:56:41 »
You get a corpse.

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Re: CBT Vending Machine Reborn: Loose Change.
« Reply #14 on: 26 January 2011, 21:48:29 »
You get mobbed by a band of hungry vegetarians


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Re: CBT Vending Machine Reborn: Loose Change.
« Reply #15 on: 26 January 2011, 21:52:39 »
you get a SyFy channel movie of the week

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Re: CBT Vending Machine Reborn: Loose Change.
« Reply #16 on: 27 January 2011, 06:44:24 »
You get alot missing tofu.

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Re: CBT Vending Machine Reborn: Loose Change.
« Reply #17 on: 27 January 2011, 07:43:40 »
You get Old Navy.

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Re: CBT Vending Machine Reborn: Loose Change.
« Reply #18 on: 27 January 2011, 10:37:21 »
You get a Manei Domini with a Cosmetic Beauty Enhancement malfunction!

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"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
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Re: CBT Vending Machine Reborn: Loose Change.
« Reply #19 on: 27 January 2011, 12:59:04 »
You get springtime for hitler.

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Re: CBT Vending Machine Reborn: Loose Change.
« Reply #20 on: 27 January 2011, 14:02:39 »
You get U-571!

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Re: CBT Vending Machine Reborn: Loose Change.
« Reply #21 on: 27 January 2011, 14:57:09 »
for some strange reason you get covered in pink fluff

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Re: CBT Vending Machine Reborn: Loose Change.
« Reply #22 on: 27 January 2011, 15:00:14 »
You get a polearm with an embedded A.I.

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Re: CBT Vending Machine Reborn: Loose Change.
« Reply #23 on: 27 January 2011, 15:08:30 »
You get soviet russia.

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Re: CBT Vending Machine Reborn: Loose Change.
« Reply #24 on: 27 January 2011, 15:09:22 »
Impressive.

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Re: CBT Vending Machine Reborn: Loose Change.
« Reply #25 on: 27 January 2011, 15:11:34 »
you get the book of G'Kar

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Re: CBT Vending Machine Reborn: Loose Change.
« Reply #26 on: 27 January 2011, 15:17:16 »
You get to be the Last Starfighter



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Re: CBT Vending Machine Reborn: Loose Change.
« Reply #27 on: 27 January 2011, 15:19:33 »
You get Kit deSummersville!

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Re: CBT Vending Machine Reborn: Loose Change.
« Reply #28 on: 27 January 2011, 15:35:44 »
*You get an explosion!*

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« Last Edit: 27 January 2011, 17:46:42 by Wrangler »
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Re: CBT Vending Machine Reborn: Loose Change.
« Reply #29 on: 27 January 2011, 16:10:20 »
you get smacked with the bridge of the 'Dire Wolf'

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