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Title: 10 signs your a Fed Suns Outback Mechwarrior
Post by: Drop Bear on 30 July 2014, 09:42:52

In no particular order (yet)

10) your idea of Camouflage is using two or more colours in your shot coat of primer

9) there are Brass Catchers on your AC & MG ejector ports

8 ) you have a Stetson as part of your Dress Uniform

7) you refer to your general duty Bill Cap as a "Trucker Hat"

6) There is a Steel Guitar in your mechs equipment locker

5) you carry a harmonica in your coolent vest pocket

4) your Spurs are of the Cowboy variety

3) along with the vest and undershirt you have a set of Coolent Chaps

2) your Mechs start up sequence starts with the words "Howdy Partner"


And the number one sign your a Fed Suns Outback Mechwarrior is...............

Title: Re: 10 signs your a Fed Suns Outback Mechwarrior
Post by: snewsom2997 on 30 July 2014, 09:55:31

1) You cannot spell any of the words in items 2 through 10.

Title: Re: 10 signs your a Fed Suns Outback Mechwarrior
Post by: GhostCat on 30 July 2014, 10:09:17

Quote

And the number one sign your a Fed Suns Outback Mechwarrior is...............

1a ... You think a CapCon is a Convention for people that like Hats.

GC

Title: Re: 10 signs your a Fed Suns Outback Mechwarrior
Post by: Fallen_Raven on 30 July 2014, 10:19:57

The last news broadcast your planet received was about this Amaris guy moving to Terra.

Title: Re: 10 signs your a Fed Suns Outback Mechwarrior
Post by: Kitsune413 on 30 July 2014, 10:25:24

During the dark ages your agromechs are finally the superior war machine.

Title: Re: 10 signs your a Fed Suns Outback Mechwarrior
Post by: MadCapellan on 30 July 2014, 10:56:22

You only made it through the ninth grade because your school had to blast-off and supply clean drinking water to Jihad refugees.

Title: Re: 10 signs your a Fed Suns Outback Mechwarrior
Post by: Grognard on 30 July 2014, 11:37:28

1. the first modification to your Mech included chromed exhaust pipes.

Title: Re: 10 signs your a Fed Suns Outback Mechwarrior
Post by: Moonsword on 30 July 2014, 16:09:50

You don't realize this kind of thing belongs in the MechWarrior Hall, which is where I'm moving it to.

Title: Re: 10 signs your a Fed Suns Outback Mechwarrior
Post by: ClarkeMarek on 30 July 2014, 17:14:27

A trueborn clanner's family tree forks more than yours does. :)

Title: Re: 10 signs your a Fed Suns Outback Mechwarrior
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 30 July 2014, 23:33:43

And your closest neighbors are Taurian and not all that friendly with you.

Title: Re: 10 signs your a Fed Suns Outback Mechwarrior
Post by: Rorke on 22 August 2014, 06:03:55

You didn't wince at the thread title, and the misuse of your rather than you're.

Sorry I'm blatantly, a Crucis March spelling fascist.

Title: Re: 10 signs your a Fed Suns Outback Mechwarrior
Post by: glitterboy2098 on 29 August 2014, 20:49:07

your defense force has 5 mechs in it's mechyard, but only 3 leg's between them..

Title: Re: 10 signs your a Fed Suns Outback Mechwarrior
Post by: Dave Talley on 30 August 2014, 00:14:56

Quote from: glitterboy2098 on 29 August 2014, 20:49:07

your defense force has 5 mechs in it's mechyard, but only 3 leg's between them..

all 3 are on a scorpion, the other 5 chassis are attached to turretless tanks as turrets

Title: Re: 10 signs your a Fed Suns Outback Mechwarrior
Post by: sir_spamalot on 03 September 2014, 10:54:03

Your wife has ever said, "Come move this mackie so I can take a bath."

Title: Re: 10 signs your a Fed Suns Outback Mechwarrior
Post by: Wrangler on 04 September 2014, 06:56:12

You try explain to visitors that you don't have a wallaby and their thinking about Australia which is on the other side of the Inner Sphere.

Title: Re: 10 signs your a Fed Suns Outback Mechwarrior
Post by: Grognard on 06 September 2014, 23:05:07

Your 'Mech has 2/3 of its weapons replaced with heavy construction implements.

Title: Re: 10 signs your a Fed Suns Outback Mechwarrior
Post by: wolfgar on 07 September 2014, 08:57:53

You can do more damage in a medium construction mech than most heavy battle mechs

Title: Re: 10 signs your a Fed Suns Outback Mechwarrior
Post by: Wrangler on 16 September 2014, 06:43:35

When your militia unit consists of a lance of Quasit, their your "heavies" units.