Author Topic: Wombat's Pouch: Never say Safety Again. (Read 21999 times)

ShadowRaven · « **Reply #30 on:** 04 March 2011, 18:00:14 »

being able to see that the leg bone is in fact connected to the ankle bone is a bad thing, right?

sir_spamalot · « **Reply #31 on:** 06 March 2011, 01:01:57 »

Well, not if you're a skeleton in a anatomy science class....

ShadowRaven · « **Reply #32 on:** 06 March 2011, 01:06:33 »

wasn't when we started this whole mess. Might end up that way.

sir_spamalot · « **Reply #33 on:** 06 March 2011, 01:08:26 »

Whatever wombly's teaching, you don't want to be in that class....

Wombat · « **Reply #34 on:** 06 March 2011, 01:47:25 »

[As if on cue, Wombat appears to be in a professors outfit and, since everyone is in his pouch; the environment instantly becomes a classroom. Everyone finds themselves sitting at a desk, seatbelted in of course, with a timebomb strapped to their chest.]

"Good morning class and welcome to bomb defusing 101. In front of you you'll find a timebomb with exactly 9 seconds on the clock...I think. I can't really be for certain since I can't read, write, or count. Anway you have from now until your gums find themselves embedded in your classmate to defuse them. You may begin...now."

ShadowRaven · « **Reply #35 on:** 06 March 2011, 21:22:12 »

~not sure if he should cut the red wire, the blue wire, or the green wire he just grabs them all and yanks~

Wombat · « **Reply #36 on:** 06 March 2011, 21:24:10 »

[As if by cosmic design (or faulty wiring), it should surprise nobody that although the disarming sequence was perfectly executed; the bomb explodes anyway.]

**KA-BOOM!!!**

ShadowRaven · « **Reply #37 on:** 06 March 2011, 21:27:37 »

~discovers he has blue eyes. seeing as one blew left, the other right, bounceing off the walls to end up rolling towards eachother on the floor, pauseing and blinking in surprise, as if wondering just what cosmic power has it in for him.

Wombat · « **Reply #38 on:** 06 March 2011, 21:31:51 »

"Alright class that was good...but I see Spamalot's bomb failed to explode? Thats a...um...what letter is a bad grade? Ah...M. M- for you sir!"

[Spamalot's bomb pouts and waddles off in shame.]

ShadowRaven · « **Reply #39 on:** 06 March 2011, 21:37:03 »

both eyes blink and wonder briefly what happens when a bomb comits suicide?

Wombat · « **Reply #40 on:** 07 March 2011, 00:12:51 »

**Ka-BOOM!!!**

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #41 on:** 07 March 2011, 00:26:56 »

[Wombat's pouch opens up high above and Achoo's face can be seen in the opening. He does not look happy.]

QUIET! SOME OF US ARE TRYING TO SLEEP OUT HERE!

[Wombat's pouch opening above closes.]

Wombat · « **Reply #42 on:** 07 March 2011, 09:20:45 »

[Unfortunately for Achoo, the sheer gravity of Wombat's stupidity draws him in.]

sir_spamalot · « **Reply #43 on:** 07 March 2011, 22:52:50 »

**writes a tribute song for all the failed bombs**

sir_spamalot · « **Reply #44 on:** 10 July 2011, 23:48:09 »

**Kicks the pouch's generator to get it running again**

truetanker · « **Reply #45 on:** 11 July 2011, 16:17:12 »

** Pours Chilli Inferno IIC with blue Urinal cake powder into the gennie to kick start Spamalot's kick. **

TT

PurpleDragon · « **Reply #46 on:** 12 July 2011, 16:32:52 »

[looks around all wide eyed.]

I'm not sure what just happened just now, but just now I was just over at the samarai wombat and I just wound up just right here. just.

[looks over at truetanker]
You need me to warm that up?
[inhales deeply as if to breath fire]

truetanker · « **Reply #47 on:** 13 July 2011, 16:10:58 »

Don't inhale... you might that hic-cup disease!

:))
TT

PurpleDragon · « **Reply #48 on:** 16 July 2011, 17:30:14 »

[breaths fire which engulfs inferno chili IIC and truetanker.]

oops, sorry.

truetanker · « **Reply #49 on:** 18 July 2011, 14:30:14 »

'S ok... Now I need another paintjob...

* Shrugs * Oh well.

TT

sir_spamalot · « **Reply #50 on:** 06 November 2011, 15:21:19 »

I'm thinking mangled red.

**Pulls out a sledge hammer and gets to work**

PurpleDragon · « **Reply #51 on:** 06 November 2011, 16:41:20 »

naw, that would match his natural colors. How about blue and purple?!?

sir_spamalot · « **Reply #52 on:** 06 November 2011, 16:42:46 »

Well, I prefer to test combinations in a lab, but I suppose if you want to grab that mace and see how it looks on his shins.....

ShadowRaven · « **Reply #53 on:** 06 November 2011, 20:31:40 »

What the heck? I thought we where free from this...this...anyone know what exactly this is, other then some strange form of pergatory?

sir_spamalot · « **Reply #54 on:** 06 November 2011, 21:54:01 »

No, you're never free... think of it like the matrix.... but you don't have a choice of which pill you take... and your pants are missing....and you're on fire.

ShadowRaven · « **Reply #55 on:** 07 November 2011, 00:04:11 »

Oh, so kinda like The Matrix Reloaded then?

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #56 on:** 07 November 2011, 00:36:26 »

Limbo! Everybody Limbo! Limbo! All da day!

Everybody limbo limbo to the lef.(lef.)
Everybody limbo limbo to the right.(right)
So mi and mi gal ah ignite.
We ago limbo limbo limbo limbo limbo dance whole night.
Everybody limbo limbo to the lef.(lef)
Everybody limbo limbo to the right.(right)
So mi and mi gal ah ignite.
We ago limbo limbo limbo limbo limbo dance.

Everybody dance to the limbo.
Everybody dance to the limbo.
Everybody dance to the limbo.
Wine fa mi likkle stookie everywey shi swing go.
Everybody dance to the limbo.
Everybody dance to the limbo.
Everybody dance to the limbo.
Wine pon yuh man catty anywey him swing go.

Everybody haffi hole a woman an ah wine, suh de ting go.
Dance and sweat till uno bingo.
Anywey shi move mi dey dey.
Anywey shi dey, ah dey mi swing go.
Look how mi and mi likkle catty a limbo.
Everybody limbo limbo.
All when you drop pon yuh back.
Nobody nuffy pose an ah kimbo.
So wine fa mi likkle stookie everywey shi swing go.

Everybody dance to the limbo.
Everybody dance to the limbo.
Everybody dance to the limbo.
Wine fa mi likkle stookie everywey shi swing go.
Everybody dance to the limbo.
Everybody dance to the limbo.
Everybody dance to the limbo.
Wine pon yuh man catty anywey him swing go.

Big up! every gangsta wey dey pon the floor an who dey ina de corna
ah limbo and a smoke dem marijuana.
Dis you is a gona.
Da one ya badda dan the soprana.
Run out pon dem wid the llama.
Gone stushy stushy da one yah ah the limbo, ah nuh stookie.
So give it to me, back it up back it up mek mi stookie.
Si British crew a dwit dey, show dem nuh stookie.
How fi do the limbo. How fi do the limbo you nuh rookie.

Everybody dance to the limbo.
Everybody dance to the limbo.
Everybody dance to the limbo.
Wine fa mi likkle stookie everywey shi swing go.
Everybody dance to the limbo.
Everybody dance to the limbo.
Everybody dance to the limbo.
Wine pon yuh man catty anywey him swing go.

Everybody limbo limbo to the lef.(lef)
Everybody limbo limbo to the right.(right)
So mi and mi gal ah ignite.
We ago limbo limbo limbo limbo limbo dance whole night.
Everybody limbo limbo to the lef.(lef)
Everybody limbo limbo to the right.(right)
So mi and mi gal ah ignite.
We ago limbo limbo limbo limbo limbo dance.

Everybody dance to the limbo.
Everybody dance to the limbo.
Everybody dance to the limbo.
Wine fa mi likkle stookie everywey shi swing go.
Everybody dance to the limbo.
Everybody dance to the limbo.
Everybody dance to the limbo.
Wine pon yuh man catty anywey him swing go

truetanker · « **Reply #57 on:** 07 November 2011, 17:06:27 »

Ok....

Thank you ACHOO for that fine rendetion of an oldie that you are! Please stop serving the ancient old foggie with prune juice.

Thankyouverymuch!

Now for something different...

* Ahem *
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RTuaqL-eD4

TT

PS: I like the fender bender you guys did on me... now fix it! ;)

sir_spamalot · « **Reply #58 on:** 15 May 2013, 11:20:21 »

Day 3,452 of occupation pouch.... that wart is still singing Mambo # 5.....

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #59 on:** 15 May 2013, 12:36:00 »

One, two, three, four, five, everybody in the car so come on let's ride... To the liquor store around the corner. The boys say they want some gin and juice but I really don't wanna. Beerbust like I had last week. I must stay deep 'cause talk is cheap. I like Angela, Pamela, Sandra and Rita. And as I continue, you know they're getting sweeter. So what can I do? I really beg you my Lord. To me flirting is just like a sport. Anything fly, it's all good let me dump it. Please set it in the trumpet.
A little bit of Monica in my life, A little bit of Erica by my side. A little bit of Rita's all I need, A little bit of Tina's what I see. A little bit of Sandra in the sun, A little bit of Mary all night long. A little bit of Jessica here I am, A little bit of you makes me your man! Mambo number five.
Jump up and down and move it all around. Shake your head to the sound, put your hands on the ground. Take one step left and one step right. One to the front and one to the side. Clap your hands once and clap your hands twice And if it looks like this then you're doing it right.
A little bit of Monica in my life, A little bit of Erica by my side. A little bit of Rita's all I need, A little bit of Tina's what I see. A little bit of Sandra in the sun, A little bit of Mary all night long. A little bit of Jessica here I am, A little bit of you makes me your man!
Trumpet, the trumpet. Mambo number five, ha, ha, ha.
A little bit of Monica in my life, A little bit of Erica by my side. A little bit of Rita's all I need, A little bit of Tina's what I see. A little bit of Sandra in the sun, A little bit of Mary all night long. A little bit of Jessica here I am, A little bit of you makes me your man!
I do all to fall in love with a girl like you. Cause you can't run and you can't hide. You and me gonna touch the sky. Mambo number five.