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10 signs your a Fed Suns Outback Mechwarrior
« on: 30 July 2014, 09:42:52 »
In no particular order (yet)

10) your idea of Camouflage is using two or more colours in your shot coat of primer

9) there are Brass Catchers on your AC & MG ejector ports

8 ) you have a Stetson as part of your Dress Uniform

7) you refer to your general duty Bill Cap as a "Trucker Hat"

6) There is a Steel Guitar in your mechs equipment locker

5) you carry a harmonica in your coolent vest pocket

4) your Spurs are of the Cowboy variety

3) along with the vest and undershirt you have a set of Coolent Chaps

2) your Mechs start up sequence starts with the words "Howdy Partner"


And the number one sign your a Fed Suns Outback Mechwarrior is...............

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Re: 10 signs your a Fed Suns Outback Mechwarrior
« Reply #1 on: 30 July 2014, 09:55:31 »
1) You cannot spell any of the words in items 2 through 10.

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Re: 10 signs your a Fed Suns Outback Mechwarrior
« Reply #2 on: 30 July 2014, 10:09:17 »
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And the number one sign your a Fed Suns Outback Mechwarrior is...............

1a ... You think a CapCon is a Convention for people that like Hats.

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Re: 10 signs your a Fed Suns Outback Mechwarrior
« Reply #3 on: 30 July 2014, 10:19:57 »
The last news broadcast your planet received was about this Amaris guy moving to Terra.
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Re: 10 signs your a Fed Suns Outback Mechwarrior
« Reply #4 on: 30 July 2014, 10:25:24 »
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Re: 10 signs your a Fed Suns Outback Mechwarrior
« Reply #5 on: 30 July 2014, 10:56:22 »
You only made it through the ninth grade because your school had to blast-off and supply clean drinking water to Jihad refugees.

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Re: 10 signs your a Fed Suns Outback Mechwarrior
« Reply #6 on: 30 July 2014, 11:37:28 »
1. the first modification to your Mech included chromed exhaust pipes.

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Re: 10 signs your a Fed Suns Outback Mechwarrior
« Reply #7 on: 30 July 2014, 16:09:50 »
You don't realize this kind of thing belongs in the MechWarrior Hall, which is where I'm moving it to.

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Re: 10 signs your a Fed Suns Outback Mechwarrior
« Reply #8 on: 30 July 2014, 17:14:27 »
A trueborn clanner's family tree forks more than yours does. :)
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Re: 10 signs your a Fed Suns Outback Mechwarrior
« Reply #9 on: 30 July 2014, 23:33:43 »
And your closest neighbors are Taurian and not all that friendly with you.
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Re: 10 signs your a Fed Suns Outback Mechwarrior
« Reply #10 on: 22 August 2014, 06:03:55 »
You didn't wince at the thread title, and the misuse of your rather than you're.

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Re: 10 signs your a Fed Suns Outback Mechwarrior
« Reply #11 on: 29 August 2014, 20:49:07 »
your defense force has 5 mechs in it's mechyard, but only 3 leg's between them..

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Re: 10 signs your a Fed Suns Outback Mechwarrior
« Reply #12 on: 30 August 2014, 00:14:56 »
your defense force has 5 mechs in it's mechyard, but only 3 leg's between them..

all 3 are on a scorpion, the other 5 chassis are attached to turretless tanks as turrets
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Re: 10 signs your a Fed Suns Outback Mechwarrior
« Reply #13 on: 03 September 2014, 10:54:03 »
Your wife has ever said, "Come move this mackie so I can take a bath."

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Re: 10 signs your a Fed Suns Outback Mechwarrior
« Reply #14 on: 04 September 2014, 06:56:12 »
You try explain to visitors that you don't have a wallaby and their thinking about Australia which is on the other side of the Inner Sphere.
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Re: 10 signs your a Fed Suns Outback Mechwarrior
« Reply #15 on: 06 September 2014, 23:05:07 »
Your 'Mech has 2/3 of its weapons replaced with heavy construction implements.

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Re: 10 signs your a Fed Suns Outback Mechwarrior
« Reply #16 on: 07 September 2014, 08:57:53 »
You can do more damage in a medium construction mech than most heavy battle mechs
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Re: 10 signs your a Fed Suns Outback Mechwarrior
« Reply #17 on: 16 September 2014, 06:43:35 »
When your militia unit consists of a lance of Quasit, their your "heavies" units.
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