Author Topic: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!  (Read 133322 times)

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Wait...we have upstairs?
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Let's see........I may have my "give a shit" stored away in a crate upstairs............ :D

I thinks it's next to the "round-to-it"

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Let's see........I may have my "give a shit" stored away in a crate upstairs............ :D
WHAT?!  You actually have some in stock!?

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I think he's been saving it for a rare day like this...
"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
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Was this a bad time to give him a laxative? 

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He must been given a hell of a laxative.  He's been on this throne for more than a week!
"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
"No, it's a "Most Awesome Blues Brothers scene Reenactment EVER" waiting to happen." VotW Destrier - Weirdo  
"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants
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I sort of looked through the boxes, but I could not find my "Give a shit". I did find my "Bad Attitude" and my "Don't give a shit". I found a lot of that.
If you are waiting for me to go out of my mind you will have to wait. The exits are not clearly marked and the doors open the wrong way. Oh, and the doors are trapped!

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You found alot that? You mean you misplaced it before?
"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
"No, it's a "Most Awesome Blues Brothers scene Reenactment EVER" waiting to happen." VotW Destrier - Weirdo  
"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants
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I try not to keep shit around

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I would certainly not want to keep that around. 

So i am late in asking, what DOES Achoo do down here in this Underground?
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There is a lot of ball scratching going on

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TMI

He must still be on his throne.  He hasn't come out in weeks and that oversize ceiling fan isn't going either.
"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
"No, it's a "Most Awesome Blues Brothers scene Reenactment EVER" waiting to happen." VotW Destrier - Weirdo  
"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants
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TMI

He must still be on his throne.  He hasn't come out in weeks and that oversize ceiling fan isn't going either.

I think he has had a lot of problems with the ionashere effecting his wifi - so he might be reverting back to the stone age

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There is a lot of ball scratching going on
That's due to the diaper rash. He only changes his once a month.
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That's due to the diaper rash. He only changes his once a month.

He longs for the days of talcum powder.

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I wonder if he been kidnapped?
"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
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"No, it's a "Most Awesome Blues Brothers scene Reenactment EVER" waiting to happen." VotW Destrier - Weirdo  
"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants
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There would be no money in that

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hmmm Kidnapped by the oldies?
"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
"No, it's a "Most Awesome Blues Brothers scene Reenactment EVER" waiting to happen." VotW Destrier - Weirdo  
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hmmm Kidnapped by the oldies?

Oh right!  He's at a Richard Simmons Marathon - Breaking Hips to the Oldies

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Will you youngsters keep it down? I am taking a nice nap here!
If you are waiting for me to go out of my mind you will have to wait. The exits are not clearly marked and the doors open the wrong way. Oh, and the doors are trapped!

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*Slips Achoo a 5-hour drink, to keep him more lively.*

Months at time is quite enough of napping for you, grand poke'mon, Achoo!
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Hey! I was taking some time off because work really sucked. At least the hours really sucked.......
If you are waiting for me to go out of my mind you will have to wait. The exits are not clearly marked and the doors open the wrong way. Oh, and the doors are trapped!

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Well, were happy your back in your underground Lair.   However, while you been away people wandered away since you were star attraction!!

Save us, your our only hope!
"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
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"No, it's a "Most Awesome Blues Brothers scene Reenactment EVER" waiting to happen." VotW Destrier - Weirdo  
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Hey! I was taking some time off because work really sucked. At least the hours really sucked.......

That sounds more like double suck to me

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Hate see what triple suck is, unless were talking about drinks...
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Hate see what triple suck is, unless were talking about drinks...

If it's the right drink it doesn't suck

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Or the right glass...

http://progressiveglass.com/100oz-plastic-yard/

TT

Man I wonder if I could make a Long Island in one of those? 

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Properly knock the out of your system.  xp
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...............That is a bit much of a glass................ :o
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