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Re: ...And I Feel Fine
« Reply #30 on: 31 October 2014, 08:23:03 »
When disposable drones attack.  Film at 11.

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Re: ...And I Feel Fine
« Reply #31 on: 31 October 2014, 16:58:12 »
Reminds me of the Invid inorganics...
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Re: ...And I Feel Fine
« Reply #32 on: 31 October 2014, 22:49:06 »
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"Research Station" G3421
47°9'S 126°43'W
Pacific Ocean, Terra
Republic of the Sphere


And now for something completely different.

Two squads of Nighthawk suits were the first through the airlock door, sweeping their surroundings with guns raised, almost daring something to come out and fight. Much to what Republic Knight Jeb Armitage suspected was their chagrin, nobody did. Instead they turned their attention to the lone individual sharing the bay, quickly forcing him to the ground even in the absence of resistance.

Of course, Jeb couldn't really blame them. All things considered (at least those known), Jeb was happy the airlock hadn't been full of Gamma Rays.

"Clear!" one of the troopers declared. The other squad commander echoed his words.

As Jeb strode into the airlock, he felt a sudden stab of pain behind his eyes, enough to make him wince and grab his head with one hand. Damn headaches, they'd been going on for over a week now with barely any letup. Not enough sleep, too much stress...

As he opened his eyes again he noticed the troopers looking at him. Through their heavy armor he could still see the tension as one of the squad leaders spoke. "Sir, are you alright?"

It took him a moment to process their concern. Right, secret facility, shady folks, maybe blakist ties? Shitloads of radiologicals... "It's nothing," he said. "A pre-existing condition."

"Lots of headaches going around lately," the prisoner said. "They get real bad down here."

Okay, Jeb wasn't sure what that was supposed to mean, but whatever it was, it sounded like a threat to him. His escort seemed to agree. "Sir, I want you back on the sub. I'm calling in a Bio warning."

The prisoner began to laugh hysterically. "Maybe true? I don't know!" His laughing continued. "We could never say for sure, maybe a little bio, a little... other!"

Jeb didn't have much of a chance to demand an explanation from the prisoner before two suits had bodily lifted him up and hauled him back through the door he came from.

"You don't think we're panicking a little much?" he asked as he was tossed into his chair. "The headaches have been going on for weeks..."

The squad leader wasn't hearing it. "That guy didn't seem surprised," he said. "I read all about Galax and Alarion, and just how easy it was to kill a whole planet. Sorry sir, you aren't even leaving this sub until we're sure."

"And the prisoner?"

The squad leader shook his head. "Not a chance. Maybe your headaches don't mean anything, but that guy was way too sure of himself. We aren't bringing whatever he's carrying."

"We were expecting Radiologicals," Jeb protested. "Not bioweapons. We have no reason to think..."

"With all due respect sure, we don't know what to expect down there. I have my orders to not let you die. Now strap in. We're heading out to the mothership and waiting for a hazard team." The trooper cocked his head slightly to the right as though recieving a message. "Cockpit says we're getting a transmission from the facility. The guy we left."

Jeb was still fuming at being manhandled so effectively. "Do I get to hear what he's saying or do you think he's broadcasting Hantavirus through the comm system?"

The trooper didn't visibly respond to the jab, but then Jeb couldn't actually see his face. "It should be coming through now."

"Hello, hello?." The man on the end sounded conciliatory and shaken.

"This is Knight Jeb Armitage," Jeb responded. "To whom am I speaking?"

"Tobias Ebon. I'm the facility administrator." There was a quaver in his voice. "I... I'm sorry. I have these episodes... I didn't mean to frighten you. Well I did... you should be frightened... You should all be frightened. But not like that. You need to leave. Get away. Perth, yes, Perth is the best place. No tsunamis there. I think. Are you broadcasting this? It's okay, I'm already doing so. To the Belt. Not local, very important. Local won't matter. To the Belt. I needed to explain..."

"Whoah, whoah," Jeb said as the sub shuttered with the releasing of its docking clamps. Gibberish, it was all gibberish. How the hell could crazy people be running an operation like... "Slow down. What is this place?"

"Research... not really... We do lots of research... try to make sense of it... but it's a tomb. His tomb, our tomb. Your tomb if you don't go faster. Not his tomb anymore. Not much longer. You can feel it. At night, in the pain, when things are quiet."

Something about his words chilled Jeb to the bones. Some of the more recent nightmares began flashing through his head along with new waves of pain. "You... Bismuth. You've got hundreds of cyclotrons under the antarctic ice. Huge reactors. We know they've been there for decades, at least as far back as the Jihad." He was finding it difficult to concentrate, and he was starting to wonder if maybe the escort had been right. Maybe they'd gotten him with something... "You've been trying to acquire huge amounts of bismuth from the Belt. We have reason to believe you've been stockpiling radiologicals... you..."

For a moment everything went dark. At least that's what he'd swear for the rest of his life as his vision blurred. Maybe he just couldn't understand what he was seeing. Maybe he desperately didn't want to.

"Radiologicals... yes... polonium 208. We needed it. Nothing else worked. Tried lots over the years. But it decays fast. We need bismuth to make more. Megatons of it! Can't recover it from the sarcophagus, too close. Especially now." he broke into another hysterical laugh. Everything's too close now!."

"Sir, this guy is crazy," the trooper said. Jeb began to realize he wasn't sure which one.

"1925 was a fluke," the voice on the other end continued. "Kearny and Fuchida knew... which is why they could never claim their due. Not till the Alliance began to crumble, not till it started. Not an exodus, an escape. Buy time. Get far enough away until it could be contained... McKenna did it. Almost too late. Too many lost themselves before the sarcophagus was sealed."

The pain was unbearable, the screaming burned his ears. Who was screaming?

"Richard wanted to open it... Wanted to claim it for himself. The wealth of entire nations flowed into keeping it shut. He believed he was better. Amaris stopped him. Not a hero, just didn't want to die. Alexander knew... left Jerome in charge of keeping it shut... don't think he told Nicholas before his end... maybe Andery? Makes sense... Was that why we left?"

"Dear god, what the hell are those things?"

"They're here now... looking... close... too close... Needed more time... needed feedstock... bismuth... sources dried up after the fortress... Word knew... they KNEW! Should have... should have let him burn the world. Burn Terra to ash, make you not want it... make you leave us in peace... Stone didn't know... he sends you because he can't understand... would call us all crazy." Another laugh, this one never seemed to end. "We are! We all are! You'll join us! Ten years without feedstock, the sarcophagus is already so far gone... just lead and radiation... nothing to stop it!"

There was no sense... no sight... nothing but screaming.

"Are you far enough away? There are... safeguards... a failsafe... 6000 megatons they say... not enough, but might slow it down... just a little more time. Pacific Rim will be lost. Sorry... no choice." The voice took on an air of overwhelming desperation. "Do not let them drop the wall! It's our last hope against them! Do not let them drop the wall... IAI! HE WAKENS!"

He felt a roar that seemed to shatter the Earth, dragging him through aeons of unbelievable torment...until a pressure wave from an imense nuclear blast finally ended his suffering.

« Last Edit: 01 November 2014, 03:21:28 by Liam's Ghost »
Good news is the lab boys say the symptoms of asbestos poisoning show an immediate latency of 44.6 years. So if you're thirty or over you're laughing. Worst case scenario you miss out on a few rounds of canasta, plus you've forwarded the cause of science by three centuries. I punch those numbers into my calculator, it makes a happy face.

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Re: ...And I Feel Fine
« Reply #33 on: 01 November 2014, 05:20:19 »
Ok, now I wonder whats going on there...

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Re: ...And I Feel Fine
« Reply #34 on: 01 November 2014, 10:54:15 »
woa... 6000 megatones.... wow... now THAT is a bomb XD I wounder what is down there? Super curious! I WANA KNOW and I WAN KNOW NOW! lol Also... will the rampaging SLDF Drones be stopping whatever this things is? Also... Will Tabby make a appearince? :D

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« Reply #35 on: 01 November 2014, 11:09:42 »
woa... 6000 megatones.... wow... now THAT is a bomb XD I wounder what is down there? Super curious! I WANA KNOW and I WAN KNOW NOW! lol Also... will the rampaging SLDF Drones be stopping whatever this things is? Also... Will Tabby make a appearince? :D

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« Reply #36 on: 01 November 2014, 11:45:21 »
No you don't, older gods and elder gods you really don't want to know.

pft, In light of the Emperor Of Mankind what are a few pesky gods when I have faced down the likes of Khorn or Nurgle? The Deamon gods of the Warp will swallow your so called "gods" and I in turn will swallow them.  >:D

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Re: ...And I Feel Fine
« Reply #37 on: 01 November 2014, 13:33:15 »
So, C'Thulhu...not sleeping anymore?
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Re: ...And I Feel Fine
« Reply #38 on: 01 November 2014, 14:16:49 »
woa... 6000 megatones.... wow... now THAT is a bomb XD

Who said it all had to be one bomb? Also, don't forget nuclear "shaped charges" are totally a thing. Pentagrams, elder signs - you name it, it can be scorched on the remains of a once-inhabited planet ;)

Still I don't think Liam is going to let us off that easily. Whether he'll follow the Ngoverse into Hell or not remains to be seen.
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Re: ...And I Feel Fine
« Reply #39 on: 01 November 2014, 17:57:20 »
Up from the depths
Thirty stories high
Breathing fire
His head in the sky

Godzilla!

Well, that's what I think it could be......
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Re: ...And I Feel Fine
« Reply #40 on: 02 November 2014, 21:22:19 »
well if Cuthulu then there goes the sun to, and the ensueing battle will be epic , for anything left still around lol
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depending on which legends you follow lol

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Re: ...And I Feel Fine
« Reply #41 on: 04 November 2014, 05:43:59 »
South end of the Plains of Gahara
June, Periphery March


The town of Tomdara wasn't much, little more than a restaurant and fueling station on the route between the farmland of the planes of Gahara and the capital city of Marius. No more than five hundred people called the sleepy town home, and more than a few of those came out to enjoy the peaceful country life.

It would be funny if it wasn't so tragic. Half the town was already in ruins as the enemy mechs continued their push. The First Periphery Guard and their militia support had engaged the enemy on a broad front, and... well, almost everything seemed to go right. The Guard was more mobile than the invaders, reacted more quickly, fought better, shot better, and generally hit harder... and yet they kept losing ground.

Captain Julia Marsin wanted to scream as she let loose a long burst of autocannon fire into a Badger that had just crashed through the front of Marcel's Cafe. They just didn't stop! The back mounted turret on the machine tried to track her fast moving Vulpes, blasting lighting and a hail of laser pulses in response, though only the pulse laser managed to catch Julia's machine.

A militia Vedette came 'round the corner and opened up on the machine with its autocannon, only to itself come under fire as two more Badgers marched into the street, one of them studded with Guard Infiltrator suits desperately trying to tunnel through it. The Vedette exploded as Julia brought her guns in line with one of the new attackers, cutting into one with both of her lasers.

Two hundred meters down the road, the other two remaining members of her command lance and a mixed platoon of vehicles and armored infantry were engaged with another eight badgers slowly pushing them back from the fueling station, steadily giving ground to avoid getting overwhelmed. Bravo Lance had already been forced to pull back with two mechs destroyed. Charlie lance, Rachan and his GoldBricks, were trying to raise hell in the enemy's rear, zipping around and making quick strikes on distracted enemies... they were all still alive, but the enemy didn't seem to care all that much about them.

"We have some of those Cancer mechs moving up, just outside of town," one of her militia support units reported as all three badgers swung their weapons in line with Julia's mech. She kicked in her MASC system, feeling the jolt as the mech accelerated even faster and she sought out some cover with volleys of laser and PPC fire chasing her. A she turned the corner of an old structure marked as a historical Theater, she took the moment of peace to consider the new development. She hadn't paid much thought to the... Cancer Badgers? It was a stupid name. They hadn't been part of the enemy push so far, and frankly she didn't have much time to worry about things outside of those things immediately trying to kill her, big picture was her Aunt's job, but maybe this was a good sign. They'd held them back this long, maybe the enemy was finally running out of meat to throw, maybe this was the human manned units, moving up to exert better control and finally exposing themselves...

A badger crashed through the old theater, killing any thoughts beyond Kill as she swung her machine's torso around and unloaded into it. The mech staggered under the onslaught, but kept its footing... just long enough for the Theater's floor to collapse underneath it. As the badger dropped into the basement, the entire building quickly followed. That one, at least, was hopefully out of the fight.

"This is Rachan, we're going to make a run on these Cancers and see what happens."

The other two Badgers, one trailing smoke from half a dozen holes, moved to block her path as she swung around to link up with the rest of her command lance. With her mech already riding high on its heat scale, she held off the lasers, but poured a hail of her rapidly dwindling autocannon munitions into the damaged machine as she charged. Pulse laser blasts ripped across her mech's armor, but once again the particle cannons missed their mark as she skidded her mech to a stop. The damaged Badger had already fallen, slumped over in the street, so she wasted no time in delivering a vicious kick to its counterpart, staggering the machine back and out of her way as she hit the MASC again, heading for her embattled compatriots. On her tactical display, a platoon of Haseks rolled up the street behind her, hammering the still functional Badger with PPC fire just before that same squad of Infiltrators from before descended upon it.

And suddenly, in that moment, it hit Julia that there weren't more Badgers pouring in to replace them. Could it be that they'd actually... stopped them?

"Make sure he stays down," Julia ordered the platoon as she set off to catch up with the rest of her lance, "then join up with the rest of us." They still had enemies to kill.

"Command, this is Charlie," Julia immediately felt nervous that Rachan was distracted enough not to refer to himself by name. "The Cancers are shooting... something... Don't know wha... OH SHIT, BEES! They're shooting ****** robot BEES at us!"

Wait, what? "Say again Rachan," Dear god if he was making another of his jokes...

"They just ripped apart Valley and Dee! Rachan's panic was unmistakable. "There's hundreds of them! Some kind of tiny flying attack drones! They're coming your way, Captain, no way I can even slow them down!"

At first, Julia still wasn't sure she believed it, but then she saw them... the swarm forming up behind the enemy's lines.

Well shit.
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Re: ...And I Feel Fine
« Reply #42 on: 04 November 2014, 11:45:49 »
“NOT THE BEES!”
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« Reply #43 on: 04 November 2014, 12:24:40 »
“NOT THE BEES!”
I was waiting for that
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« Reply #44 on: 04 November 2014, 17:46:32 »
“NOT THE BEES!”

They'd better not contain genetically modified wasps ... OTOH, this might be the place to include non-lethal "goober" rounds?

(And let's hope the bees aren't propelled by BOP drive while we're raising eldritch unspeakable horrors ...)
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« Reply #45 on: 04 November 2014, 17:48:52 »
Better than The BIRDS.   :D
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Re: ...And I Feel Fine
« Reply #46 on: 04 November 2014, 18:32:14 »
It can't BEE, their bee drones attacking me!
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« Reply #47 on: 04 November 2014, 19:12:03 »
Earth. 2011. Brockton Bay, New Hampshire.

A heavyset woman looked up from the paperwork on her desk. It was time for a break from the tedium of directing such a large organization. She smiled a little to herself as she directed the browser to one of her favorite forums. Giant robots were totally impractical, of course, but they did have their appeal.

Then she read the latest postings on one particular thread, and winced, her eyes narrowing as she re-read the text.

The images that one particular scene brought to mind... she tried to repress it, but failed miserably.

"No. Just no. Be glad she's here and now, and doesn't have access to a Tinker. Skitter's trouble enough as she is."

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« Reply #48 on: 04 November 2014, 20:15:57 »
Earth. 2011. Brockton Bay, New Hampshire.

A heavyset woman looked up from the paperwork on her desk. It was time for a break from the tedium of directing such a large organization. She smiled a little to herself as she directed the browser to one of her favorite forums. Giant robots were totally impractical, of course, but they did have their appeal.

Then she read the latest postings on one particular thread, and winced, her eyes narrowing as she re-read the text.

The images that one particular scene brought to mind... she tried to repress it, but failed miserably.

"No. Just no. Be glad she's here and now, and doesn't have access to a Tinker. Skitter's trouble enough as she is."
  Look on the bright side, Piggot: you could be dealing with THE TECHNO QUEEN! [krakathoom!] instead of Skitter.  That would really test the limits of your sanity.  ;D

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« Reply #49 on: 04 November 2014, 20:28:01 »
 ??? ??? ???
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« Reply #50 on: 04 November 2014, 20:28:51 »
Girl Genius?
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« Reply #51 on: 04 November 2014, 20:58:00 »
Girl Genius?
  Worm, a web-novel about superheroes and how they find themselves doing all the wrong things for all the right reasons.  The central character is Taylor Hebert, a friendless fifteen-year-old who is so relentlessly and horrifically bullied at her high-school that she Triggers as a parahuman.  (Triggers only happen when you hit your lowest ebb and your mind breaks, which informs the nature of your powers.  When she Triggered, Taylor was trapped in a locker that had been filled with biowaste and had no company but the bugs, so she gained the power to control insects and all manner of arthropods.)  She takes the ‘cape’ identity of Skitter as a refuge from the horrors and loneliness of her civilian life... and finds that being a cape is almost as bad.

  (For reference, Emily Piggot is director of Brockton Bay’s branch of the Protectorate, the universe’s counterpart to the Justice League/Avengers.  She hates parahumans with a fiery passion.)

  THE TECHNO QUEEN! is a hilarious fanfic based on the idea that instead of becoming Skitter, Taylor instead Triggers as a Tinker — basically a slightly saner Spark — and chooses a cape identity as TTQ, a scenery-chewing ‘villain’ who’s in the cape-trade for the fun of living in a world of cliches where Heroes and Villains make overblown bombastic speeches at each other during their confrontations, Good Wins, Evil Loses, and nobody ever gets hurt.  Imagine a villain from the Adam West Batman walking into the middle of the Nolan Batman setting... and slowly converting it to her way of thinking.

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Re: ...And I Feel Fine
« Reply #52 on: 04 November 2014, 21:58:59 »
They'd better not contain genetically modified wasps ... OTOH, this might be the place to include non-lethal "goober" rounds?

(And let's hope the bees aren't propelled by BOP drive while we're raising eldritch unspeakable horrors ...)

Wow, I remember that.. the horror, the horror
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« Reply #53 on: 05 November 2014, 00:45:00 »
Talk about a funny story linethough. You need to a revisit with two scouts that named all these mechs....cause they needcto be back for comedy though.

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« Reply #54 on: 06 November 2014, 05:38:56 »
The airspace above

Tasha Bradbury had always loved to fly, even as a young girl sitting in the copilot's seat of her father's plane. She'd always dreamed of being in the cockpit of a high performance craft like her Drake, and the day she'd made it through flight school and into the militia as a pilot had been one of the happiest days of her life.

Then the three years of endless, mind numbing tedium they never tell you about in the recruiting posters began to set in. Tasha could own up to it, she was an adrenaline junkie, always craving that rush, and three years in the quietest duty station in the entire Federated Suns, with barely a training flight to break up the tedium, was a special kind of hell.

Or so she thought, until she finally got the action she had been craving...

She threw her fighter into a hard turn, feeling her G-suit squeeze her in all the right places to keep her blood were it belonged. As a hostile Voidseeker filled her gunsight, she caressed the triggers, sending volleys of missiles and a barrage of cannon fire into what she was increasingly regarding as the robotic creations of some sort of criminal sadist.

This was her second sortie so far since the battle began. The first hadn't been a complete disaster... they'd repulsed the first enemy wave, but losses, especially among the Meteor wing, had been bad. Tasha took pride that her own wing had gotten through almost completely unscathed.

A pulse barrage flashed out from the aft mount of her opponent, passing well over her cockpit glass, and she threw her fighter into another turn to get out of her enemy's line of fire. The Voidseeker made no move to turn and engage her, instead focusing its attention on a battered Cutlass nearby.

That... was happening a lot, too... Tasha contemplated that as she lined up for another run on the Voidseeker. This whole battle, and the last one, it was almost like they were ignoring her. She pulled in behind her victim yet again, walking cannon fire across its aft quarter. Another blast of laser fire came back at her, this time much closer, but once again, the fighter didn't turn to chase her, or even maneuver to avoid another attack... She watched it unload on the Cutlass, then throw itself into a punishing turn as the other fighter maneuvered to avoid it.

She brought the target into her sights again and opened fire, this time her cannon fire missed the violently maneuvering fighter.

Directly above her a Corsair exploded, and she suddenly found herself with its killer hurtling right at her.

"Oh shit!" she shoved the controls down and yanked them to the right, feeling her craft actually groan from the maneuver, then shake violently from the turbulence of the enemy fighter passing within a meter of her.

When she could breath again was when she realized it. The other fighter hadn't tried to avoid a colision, or even taken a shot. It was like...

"Command, this is Rogue Three," she called into her comm system. "The enemy fighters cannot see us! They can't track our Drakes, that's why none of us have been shot down yet!" Her Drake, as well as the rest of the fighters in her wing, were equipped with sophisticated stealth systems that made them "low observable" and harder to target. It didn't make them completely invisible to sensors, nothing could do that, but just maybe it was invisible enough to fool a dumb computer...

"Rogue 3, can you confirm?" The ground officer sounded both skeptical and hopeful.

The Cutlass lost its battle, trailing smoke as it fell past her. She brought her fighter around and lined up on its killer, which seemed to be searching for more targets, and of course, not even noticing her.

"Well enough that at this rate," she walked fire into the hostile Voidseeker, this time seeing something important explode on it as it tumbled out of sight, "I can guarantee this wing will be the only one that makes it..."

Then the sky lit up with pillars of light, and her fighter spun wildly out of control as its wing was torn away... or vaporized... she'd never know for sure. Pinned against the side of her cockpit and in a blind panic, she didn't remember grabbing the ejection handle, and wasn't even sure how she could have, but the canopy ripped away and suddenly she was blasting free of her doomed fighter.

As she began to lose her fight with unconsciousness, she caught sight of the sky around her and the ground below, as pillars of fire and light ravaged it...  Must have passed through a beam, she thought as she slipped away, million to one, lucky to be alive, but doesn't matter.

I'm falling into hell.
Good news is the lab boys say the symptoms of asbestos poisoning show an immediate latency of 44.6 years. So if you're thirty or over you're laughing. Worst case scenario you miss out on a few rounds of canasta, plus you've forwarded the cause of science by three centuries. I punch those numbers into my calculator, it makes a happy face.

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Re: ...And I Feel Fine
« Reply #55 on: 07 November 2014, 09:42:29 »
The ruins of Tomdara
Two hours later


It had been eight hours since they'd abandoned their position and started walking (well, running first, then walking once they were sure the apocalypse wasn't still chasing them). Six hours since they stopped to watch the skies open up with the wrath of god directly over where home was. Two hours since the bombardment had ceased.

(An hour since they found a cute fireplug of a pilot beating the hell out of her ejection seat and screaming obscenities over her broken leg).

The path ahead of Corporal Shephard didn't inspire confidence. It was a wasteland as far as the eye could see, virtually featureless save for the half buried remains of destroyed war machines, and the irregular depressions of blast craters and what used to be the town sewer system. Not that they could see all that far. The dust was thick in the air.

"Oh, man," Murphy said, muffled through the cloth over his mouth, "Marcel's is gone! They had the best chicken fries..."

Shephard looked back. "Chicken fried what?"

"Chicken fries!" Murphy's face was fully covered by goggles and an impromptu headwrap, so Shephard couldn't see the incredulous look on his face, but it came through in his voice pretty well. "They're the greatest creation in the history of... umm... creation!"

Shephard stopped. "What the hell is a chicken fry?"

"Boys!" Tasha, the pilot, shouted from the rear, hobbling along using Murphy's rifle as a makeshift crutch. "Not the time!"

"Yes, ma'am," Shephard acknowledged almost reflexively. Tasha outranked them, not to mention that even with a broken leg Shephard suspected she could kick both their asses. She was a hot little redhead, but she wasn't a pushover.

Maybe once they were outside of the same command chain again she'd like to get a drink?

"Check the wrecks," Tasha said. "See if you can find survivors, or a radio."

Shephard looked out again over the field and then looked back to Tasha. "So I take the thirty on the left, and Murphy takes the thirty on the right?"

"It'll go faster without the whining, Corporal."

Shephard sighed. "Okay, Murphy, find the Sergeant something to sit on and rest her leg, I'll go check out that Hasek over there."

"Go with him, Murphy," Tasha ordered. "I'm fine."

Shephard shook his head. "As your doctor, I'm ordering you to take a rest." He kinda regretted that Tasha's makeshift dust mask hid any expression.

"Since when are you my doctor, Corporal?"

Shephard shrugged. "I splinted your leg and made Murphy give you his rifle. That counts big time."

"I said I was fine, Corporal," Tasha protested, but Murphy intervened.

"Sorry ma'am," he said. "Doc's orders. I think that great big wolf faced mech thingy looks comfy."

Tasha looked like she wanted to put up a tough front, but she accepted the offered shoulder. "Are you two always like this?"

"It's why we're scouts, ma'am," Murphy responded. "Plus there was all those times Corporal Shephard over there kept asking the women in the platoon for backrubs."

Shephard shook his head as he turned away and started towards what looked like a reasonably intact Hasek.

"That's why he was paired with me, you see," Murphy continued, "just desserts and all that." Even facing the other way, Shephard knew Murphy was staring back at him wistfully. "I mean, Dat Ass, am I right?"

Whatever response Tasha made, Shephard didn't hear it. He liked to think it was vehement agreement, but it was probably stodgy disapproval.

He found it surprisingly hard going navigating though what used to be a small town. Everything was covered with loose soil, stirred up by the bombardment no doubt, and underneath that was more than a few suprises, hidden cavities or pieces of rubble ready to be tripped on. All the better reason for Tasha to be sitting down and resting her bum leg rather than trying to navigate through this mess and breaking her stubby little pilot legs even worse.

As Shephard approached the vehicle, he noticed that the door to the infantry compartment was hanging slightly ajar. That... could mean all kinds of things. Right now it meant he brought his rifle up, approaching the vehicle with a newfound caution. As he got closer, he began to hear the faint hiss of a radio.

Pulling the door open with one hand, his eyes swept the spacious infantry compartment, looking for threats. Instead he saw... a lot of blackness.

A weak voice called out. "Hey, are you human?"

Shephard swung his rifle in the approximate direction of the voice. "That something you ask everybody you meet?" Quick assessment. The voice was female, and she sounded messed up. And she spoke instead of shooting, which meant she was either non-hostile, or unarmed, or kind of stupid. Maybe all three?

"Gimmie a second." A light popped on to reveal a woman in standard AFFS mechwarrior garb laying on one of the troop benches, on the other side of the compartment from the radio. Her sidearm was in her hand, but not raised. "Thought you might be a bug."

"A bug?" Shephard lowered his rifle. "Not last I checked. Corporal Shephard, I'm with the militia."

"I'm Captain Marsin, with the Guards..." she managed a pained laugh. "Whatever's left of them."

Shephard was taken aback. The Marsins were nobility, big nobility, like rulers of the March big. He decided now was probably a bad time to admire how little standard mechwarrior garb left to the imagination. "Hey... can we use your radio?"

Captain Marsin gave him an incredulous look. "Are you out of your mind? Haven't you been paying attention?"

To what? "Ma'am, we've been out of the loop since this started," Shephard said. "The last contact we had with command was right before we had to run down a hill, and we lost our comm gear along the way. And this pilot we came across... apparently somebody forgot to pack a radio in her survival kit." Shephard thought about that for a moment. "But please don't tell her I said that, because she might hurt me."

"There's other people with you?"

Shephard nodded. "Yeah, there's..."

"Get them in here, now! Before a bug finds them!"

Again with the bugs... but Shephard knew better than to argue. He stepped out of the vehicle and waved to Murphy and Tasha.

"Some sort of drones," Captain Marsin explained. "Flying, mansized killing machines, hundreds of them. They see something alive or pick up a radio signal, they swarm it. If the bugs can't kill a target, they just flatten it from orbit. Nobody's been on the radio for an hour or more."

Outside, Tasha tripped over something and fell to the ground, crying out in pain. "I'm not gonna ask if they can hear yelling," Shephard said as he waived for them to hurry. Wasting no time, Murphy hoisted the pilot over his shoulder and set out again.

"Let's not find out," Captain Marsin said, then suddenly winced at what Shephard assumed was a stab of pain.

"How bad are you hurt?" he asked.

"I don't know," Tasha said. "Head's killing me, and I vomited a couple of times. Don't really remember how I got in here, either. Last I remember I was in my mech in the middle of the battle, watching this huge cloud of bugs forming up in the distance, then the orbital fire started and next thing I know, I was here."

Shephard had been punched in the head a lot in his day. Like a whole lot, so he was pretty good at recognizing a concussion. He hoped that was the worst of it as he moved over to examine her.

"Whoah," Marsin said. "Are you a medic?"

Shephard thought for a moment. "Well I did take care of this chick's leg a bit ago, so..."

"Guess what," Murphy interrupted as he carried Tasha into the compartment and laid her down on an unused bench, "her leg's busted up worse."

Shephard looked over to Murphy, then to Tasha, then back to Captain Marsin. "Okay, that," he said, pointing at Tasha, "that wasn't my fault."

"You were the one who wanted her to hustle across a ruined town on a bum leg," Murphy pointed out.

"I'm trying to save you from the murderous kill bots, okay?" Shephard said. "Could you close that door?"

Murphy thought for a moment, then shrugged and pulled the door shut. Then he and Tasha began removing their makeshift dust gear, and it suddenly occurred to Shephard that he could do the same.

"So what's this about murderous kill bots?" Tasha asked. "And why aren't we on the radio calling for help?"

Instead of answering, Shephard turned back to Captain Marsin. "Captain, may I present Sergeant Tasha Bradbury and Private Louis Murphy? I'll let you handle the briefing."

As Marsin began the explanations, Shephard idly considered the situation. Two grunts, a pilot with a broken leg, and a mechwarrior with a head injury, cut off from home and hiding in a busted APC from murderous automatons bent on killing everything.

He idly wondered if anybody else was having this bad of a day.

-----

Various

On worlds across the rimward edge of the Federated Suns and Capellan Confederation, worlds burned, cities lay in ruins, the huddled survivors marched into holding pens by machines without feeling. On Malagrotta a child cried, covered in the dust of the ruined city, desperately wanting to know where her mommy was. On Gunthar, Capellan soldiers were lined against a wall and executed with cold, mechanical precision.

And on Taurus, heart and soul of the Taurian Concordat, VTOL drones searched through the pulverized ruins of Samantha, searching for survivors that were more than willing to spend their last breath just to spit in the eye of their implacable enemy.

What the drones of element 3468764167464u675987916-j38278191 found, however, was not a man. Tracking a cluster of heat signatures located under what used to be a religious structure owned by an obscure sect, the drones were set upon by creatures. If the machines could think, they still couldn't quite describe what they faced. Neither crow, nor mole, nor ant, nor bat, nor rotting human corpse precisely fit these creatures that began streaming in an endless swarm from the underground chambers. The drones did recongize them as hostile however, and numerous of the creatures were cut down by their barrages of weapons fire as they sought to destroy the machines before them. However, each one struck down was replaced by ten more, and the shear weight of their numbers might have overwhelmed the machines, if not for the WarShips above. Acting on protocols buried deep in their code, they identified the creatures and enacted contingency protocols put in place long ago.

A couple minutes later, two dozen five hundred kiloton warheads detonated at the sight, wiping out the creatures in the air and ripping away the ground to expose the vast network of chambers beneath. Another four dozen warheads followed, to cleanse the exposed passages of all life. Then the WarShips went into standby, waiting for any reappearance of the creatures, prepared to repeat the process.

In a sealed chamber on the other side of the planet, two beings considered the moments events. The first, a figure wearing a silken mask and tattered yellow robes, remained silent to any human ears.

The second stroked his flawless goatee as he contemplated what he had witnessed. "Bad timing, that," he said. "Just when the reunions were about to start."
Good news is the lab boys say the symptoms of asbestos poisoning show an immediate latency of 44.6 years. So if you're thirty or over you're laughing. Worst case scenario you miss out on a few rounds of canasta, plus you've forwarded the cause of science by three centuries. I punch those numbers into my calculator, it makes a happy face.

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Re: ...And I Feel Fine
« Reply #56 on: 07 November 2014, 11:11:46 »
Just when you think it can't get any worse, it does...  >:D
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Re: ...And I Feel Fine
« Reply #57 on: 08 November 2014, 05:11:46 »
Author: Gonna take a day or two to polish some things up, then we get to move away from June for a while to check on a different abomination.
Good news is the lab boys say the symptoms of asbestos poisoning show an immediate latency of 44.6 years. So if you're thirty or over you're laughing. Worst case scenario you miss out on a few rounds of canasta, plus you've forwarded the cause of science by three centuries. I punch those numbers into my calculator, it makes a happy face.

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Re: ...And I Feel Fine
« Reply #58 on: 10 November 2014, 01:01:00 »
Nice update and totaly wacky story.

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Re: ...And I Feel Fine
« Reply #59 on: 10 November 2014, 02:56:15 »
Conference Room, RAF Falchion
Outbound from Terra
Republic of the Sphere
January 12, 3146


To describe the mood in the conference room as subdued seemed a terrible understatement as a handful of the Republic's most powerful men and women entered the room. Under ordinary circumstances, Doctor Philip Saroyan would feel honored to be in the pressence of such a group. But the curcumstances now...

"This is all of us?" Devlin Stone asked the gathered group. Philip recognized only a couple, and even then only from tri vid images. Exarch Jonah Levin (was he still Exarch?), Janella Lakewood. The other three were a mystery to him, but he assumed they were Paladins.

"It is," Levin confirmed. "This is all who made it offworld."

Stone raised a hand to head to massage his temple. Out of the entire room, he seemed to be the most thoroughly affected by the events on Terra. Almost ready to collapse at a moment's notice. Even with all he knew about what had happened, that was the most terrifying sight of all. Devlin Stone, the legend, the conqueror of the Word of Blake, the savior of mankind, the man who had literally returned at the Republic's darkest hour, looked beaten.

"All of you take your seats," Stone said. Once the assembled group had done so, he gestured in Philip's direction. "Doctor Saroyan here will be delivering the initial briefing." Then with no further word, Stone stepped down from the podium and took his seat, cradling his head in his hands.

Philip felt his whole body shaking as he approached the podium. Five pairs of eyes watched him, showing not scrutiny, but desperation.

"Good... Good evening," he said, stumbling over the words. As he looked up from his notes for a moment, he realized just how desperate they all were for real information. They had no idea what this enemy was, and thus no idea how to fight it. That realization, and knowing he could help them, steadied his nerves. He had a job to do. "Approximately three days ago, Republic personel arrived to inspect a seafloor research facility located within two hundred kilometers of Point Nemo, that being the point in the ocean furthest from any land, in the southern Pacific ocean. Republic Intelligence had reason to suspect the facility was being used to stockpile radiological materials, possibly in concert with a sleeper cell of the Word of Blake. An installation hidden under the antarctic ice was found to contain vast amounts of equipment for the production of heavy radioactive elements, and the facility had been discovered attempting to acquire a large amount of bismuth, which is useful for the production of those elements, from parties in the belt. However, before any investigation could take place, a large number of simultaneous extreme high yield nuclear detonations took place on the sea floor. Though we cannot determine exactly how many weapons were used, or their individual yields, we estimate the total yield at six to seven thousand megatons."

One of the Paladins he didn't know gasped.

"A few minutes before the event, a general transmission was sent out on multiple civilian and military frequencies to habitats and outposts in the Asteroid Belt. Though I will be addressing the specifics of this transmission later in the briefing, I will state now that the transmission does mention a six thousand megaton yield system intended to function as some sort of failsafe, though exactly what the failsafe was meant to prevent is unclear."

Now the ugliness started. "These blasts were apparently designed to function as massive shaped charges, concentrating the majority of their energy against a narrow section of the ocean floor. As a consequence, the force of the blast generated the equivalent of a magnitude ten earthquake, as registered on the moment magnitude scale. Because of this, and because the generated seismic event occurred on the sea floor itself, it generated severe tsunamis across the entire Pacific ocean, causing moderate to heavy damage along all costal regions. However, this was fairly mild to what came next."

His throat was suddenly very dry. He took a moment to fill a glass from the pitcher of water on the table in front of him and taking a sip before continuing. "Though the specifics currently deny understanding, the blast appears to have triggered an unprecedented volcanic eruption and a corresponding uplift in the seafloor at the point of detonation. At present, a portion of the seafloor roughly the size of the island of Puerto Rico has been forced four and one half kilometers to the surface of the ocean, where it has taken the form of a currently still erupting Traps style supervolcano. The force of the explosion was sufficient to cause damage on its own as far away as Asia, Australia, and North and South America, while the tsunamis that followed have effectively destroyed the costal regions of the entire Pacific Rim. It is considered highly unlikely that any survivors will be found."

And still it would get worse. "The eruption ejected an enormous amount of matter into the uppermost reaches of the atmosphere. In addition to what we would normally expect to see in such an event," as normal as this event could be described, "we have also detected all but impossibly high levels of radioactive heavy metals. This is predominantly lead and bismuth isotopes, but it also contains unprecedented concentrations of polonium, a highly toxic, extremely radioactive element which could not possibly exist in such quantities naturally."

Janella Lakewood spoke up. "The transmission mentioned polonium."

Philip nodded. "It did, and polonium can be obtained through proton bombardment of bismuth in a cyclotron, however..." He took another drink of water to compose himself. "The concentrations of polonium presently in the atmosphere exceed the known sphere wide production of the element, for the whole of recorded history, by a factor of five hundred thousand."

He let that sink in for a moment before continuing. "According to the transmission, the facility had been without bismuth to continue production for ten years. Given the half life of this particular isotope of polonium, this means that when production stopped, they would have had nearly ten times this amount. To offer some perspective on this, that would be sufficient to provide the median lethal dose to every man, woman, and child in the entire inner sphere, at least two hundred times."

Another Paladin raised his hand. "What if we don't trust the transmission?"

"If we don't," Philip said, "the amount of polonium so far detected still exceeds what could be expected by a simple sleeper cell. Even for a nation state, this represents a major undertaking for no tangible reward. Though the eruption event has destroyed the facility where we believe the polonium was produced before it could be properly mapped, its scale and its demands for power must have been staggering. If not for the concentrations of the element already in the atmosphere, I would say this undertaking would have been impossible."

Exarch Levin spoke up next. "The transmission seemed to claim this facility was in operation since the formation of the Terran Hegemony. How possible would that be?"

"I cannot speak to the intelligence aspects of it," Philip paged through his notes for a moment befor finding the information, "however, given the average levels of bismuth found in a typical planetary body, and the average level of production per Inner Sphere worlds, to maintain polonium supplies at the maximum level we believe would have been in place ten years ago would require the total bismuth output from as many as two hundred star systems. This is, of course, only an example, but it illustrates that an operation of this scope would be so vast as to have an observable effect on the interstellar economy. I would suggest this as a means to further investigate the matter." 

Another drink. "Of more immediate concern is the polonium currently in the atmosphere. The cloud of ash from the eruption is projected to have a worldwide effect. This alone will create environmental conditions comperable to the Cretaceous–Paleogene extinction event, however our technology is sufficient that we could at least partially reduce the impact on the climate with extreme effort. What we cannot mitigate is the polonium, which will render everywhere it falls fatally toxic for, we estimate, at least thirty years. Even after it decays, we expect the majority of airable land to be contaminated with lead and other heavy metals from the ashfall. This will make agriculture difficult to impossible to conduct without massive cleanup efforts."

"We need an immediate evacuation," Janella Lakewood said. "Any ship we can find to get anybody off the planet that we can."

"An evacuation is pointless," Devlin Stone said, raising his head from his hands. "All of you saw the mess in Geneva." He waved Philip aside, who gladly gave up the podium. "I assume all of you were paying attention to the news before we ordered it shut down. You certainly noticed that most of the Paladins didn't make it here. Terra decided to set itself on fire."

"The news was talking about monsters crawling out of the hills and the sea, though," a Paladin pointed out. "I don't know what lunacy got into them, but the hysteria's gonna burn itself out."

Devlin Stone shook his head.
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Good news is the lab boys say the symptoms of asbestos poisoning show an immediate latency of 44.6 years. So if you're thirty or over you're laughing. Worst case scenario you miss out on a few rounds of canasta, plus you've forwarded the cause of science by three centuries. I punch those numbers into my calculator, it makes a happy face.

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