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Once upon a midnight thieving, while I pondered anviling and deceiving,
Over many a blue furry volume of stolen pants,
While I pilfered, nearly gnawing, suddenly there came a wash-a-drawing,
As of some one gently flushing, gushing at a mysterious toliet's floor.
"Tis some secret Lair" I muttered, "...flushing in this toliet door"
"...only this, and nothing more."
[Wombat, while munching on some strange urinal cakes found in an abandoned and forgotten (and most likely untouched by a janitor since parachute pants were "hip") toliet in the back of a forgotten Mechwarrior Bar location; Wombat accidently manages to flush himself down the secret entrance to Achoo's Underground Lair. After coming to at the bottom of the drain, which for theatric purposes had a lot of special effects to make the drop seem a lot further than it actually was, Wombat finds himself in an the Lair of Achoo.]
*big toothy grin*
[Wombat proceeds to help himself to the refrigerator in the Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo.]
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Well, there goes the neighborhood. >:(
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[Wombat begins making himself a sandwich in the refrigerator, ignoring the several complete skeletons in the butter drawer.]
"...thats odd. There are grenades in the egg holders."
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[Achoo shoves Wombat into the refrigerator, slams the door shut, duct tapes the door shut, unplugs the refrigerator, boxes it up and ships it back to the ACME headquarters at Walla Walla, Washington, planet Earth.]
[Achoo than pulls out a spare refrigerator, restocks everything, than sets down on his throne reading the paper. He looks up at the camera, sips a beer, and grins evilly.]
Yes, I know he will be back shortly. But it had to be done.
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**meanwhile, at ACME headquarters at Walla Walla, Washington, planet Earth**
ACME mail processor #549: "Okay, looks like we have an oversized shipment here."
ACME mail processor #120: "...we're not due for an oversized shipment."
ACME mail processor #549: "Well what do you think this is, a jar of mayonnaise?"
ACME mail processor #1377: "Speaking of which, you ever here the Titanic sinko de mayo"
ACME mail processor #002: (sobbing) "...you just ruined the joke."
ACME mail processor #549: "Whatever. So we got an oversize package. Did anyone do a protocol marsupial contagion check?"
ACME mail processor #5715½: "I don't think its necessary, Chief. Look. Its a refrigerator"
ACME mail processor #120: "...yeah, and it passes. See? It has 'no marsupials inside' written hastily in crayon on the shipping manifest."
ACME mail processor #549: "Well that sounds legit..."
<<CENSORED. THE DIRECTORS AND LAWYERS OF ACME™ CORPORATION HAVE DETERMINED THAT THIS FOLLOWING SEGMENT OF FILM IS NOT SUITABLE FOR DISPLAY DUE TO GRATUITOUS CARTOON VIOLENCE, DISMEMBERMENT, AND THE UNHOLY USE OF DILL PICKLES. WE PICK UP THIS FILM AT THE CONCLUSION OF THIS SCENE>>
ACME mail processor #002: (still sobbing) "...how can a dill pickle still be Kosher after what he did with it!?"
ACME mail processor #549: "I can't feel my legs."
ACME mail processor #120: "They're not there anymore Chief. I think Wombat took them, along with a jet. He's going back to wherever he came from."
ACME mail processor #120: "....thank God. Wait. Whats that ticking sound?"
**KA-BOOM!!!**
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you know, you really should have this place sprayed for mold. Oh and a few hundred pine tree air fresheners wouldn't hurt.
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God, what is that smell?
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The lair is below the restroom. That is the smell from above. It gets sprayed for mold twice a day. Only the best mold for a gloomy lair will do. And the air fresheners cannot even hope to fight what you let loose when you.....[shudder]....what do you eat that creates that god aweful stench? It just drops to the floor and eats it's way through. That's why I am wearing this gas mask and why I abandoned this lair long ago. I just use it for storage anymore.
You guys are pigs.
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I eat, well whatever it is they serve up there.
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I don't. ;D
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[Attention. New target traces found. Triangulating.]
[Target out of orbital drop range, teleport advised.]
[particle accelerator spinning up]
.
..
...
....
.....
*With a flash of light and the smell of ozone a wild BoP appears*
What's up fol. . . OH DEAR LORD! where's my biohazard gear?
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[Wombat waddles back into the forgotten lair, this time with a miner (or is that minor?) flashlight on his widdle head. After a few moments, Wombat finds a furry foot in the darknes.]
"Whoa...you girls need to shave more often!"
[Shining the light up, Wombat realizes the furry foot appears to be connected to a large furry horned cyclops.]
"...since when did Achoo start cloning you guys?"
[Wombat smiles a big toothy grin and pulls a razor and a fresh can of Barbasol out of his pouch and proceeds to start shaving the Cyclops.]
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I imagine this magnitude of cartoon violence exceeds that of "Happy Tree Friends"
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But not anywhere near Wombat's personal best.
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*still smoking from transport*
Raise your hand if you remember {memory redacted}? Horrifying that Wombat.
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"Now now, stop growling...I'm almost finished. Hold still, Mr Cyclops, your drooling all over yourself there. Now after I finish shaving you, I have a lovely wardrobe in my pouch for you to con....epp!"
[The Cyclops grabs Wombat and begins squeezing him...]
"Hmm. I didn't realize a good shaving warranted a hug, but okay."
(http://www.classicmonsters.de/2009/Harryhausen_Cyclops_01_02.jpg)
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Are there female Cyclopses?
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I didn't know you where in to that sort of thing Mopar?
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I'm in to lots of things ^-^
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I think that is a female cyclops
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"Well of course its a female Cyclops...which is why you should smile, mind your manners, and always ask for permission before shaving below her panty line."
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Yes - ALWAYS ask BEFORE
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I got nothing for this one. My mind is deliberately refusing to deal with it in any way, shape, or form. The lights are off, nobody is home.
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Do we have any booze?
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*downs a fifth of vodka*
Nope
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*Wombat get the other four-fifths of Vodka*
Craig
(Meandring through...)
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Nobody can hold a match to Wombat. Nobody should hold a match to Wombat. No, Don't, Really. We don't need him to burst on fire like a block of sterno.
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Challenge accepted
*BoP lights a match to ignite his cigar then tosses the match at wombat*
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Well, lets wait and see what happens. :o
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[The vodka catches on fire, screams like a little girl, and runs out the door.]
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Well.....................I have never seen Vodka run off screaming before.
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that vodka might be a little young
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Around Wombat, it gets old real quick! [cheers]
Craig
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[Wombat shrugs and lights a firecracker and leaves it conveniently placed in TrboTurtle's back pocket.]
[...and by "firecracker", he of course means 12megatons of high-grade nitroglycerin with a little sausage left over from lunch.]
**BOOM!!!**
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[Wombat shrugs and lights a firecracker and leaves it conveniently placed in TrboTurtle's back pocket.]
[...and by "firecracker", he of course means 12megatons of high-grade nitroglycerin with a little sausage left over from lunch.]
**BOOM!!!**
*Cough cough*
Good thing I had that shell upgraded to harden armor. Does anyone else smell sausage?
Craig
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[Achoo pulls himself out of the remains of the abandoned, and not pretty much destroyed lair and surveys the destruction. Debris is still falling, several water mains are ruptured, there is several fires and very little remains intact.]
Well, we were cooking sausages upstairs for lunch.
Upstairs doesn't exist anymore, however.
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[In the meantime, Wombat sprays TurboTurtle's shell down with a magnetic paint, adds a pole, and slips on some magnetic boots and a sleasy outfit. Wombat begins pole-dancing sideways on TurboTurtles back.]
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[Achoo tunnels back under the debris]
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"Hey now, you'll miss my grand finale!"
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No thanks. Drop the Grand Piano on somebody else please.
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I'm not sure what is more disturbing. Wombat's outfit, or the excited look on TT's face....
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I really hope something awful happens to you ShadowRaven, I really do.
O:-)
And I rather watch this than hear about it later. That way I can say I was there!
Throws playmoney on the shell.
TT
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>:D
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I'm not sure what is more disturbing. Wombat's outfit, or the excited look on TT's face....
That's not excitement -- that #*$^ pole destroyed my 300' Plasma TV screen when Wombat stuck it into my shell!!!
Craig
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We need some good stripper music
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTXTMhawNI4 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTXTMhawNI4)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYfW53iE3Us (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYfW53iE3Us)
Your choice! O0
TT
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I think I will just leave now. Watching Wombat stip off his Wombat suit is.......disturbing.
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Just do what I do: Delete your memory of unpleasant events/sights/etc.
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My memory is analog, not digital. That does not work. Sorry.
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Oh right, analog brains. Don't worry there are ways of causing analogous effects on squishy analog biologics. Here drink this, this and this, and take these.
*BoP hands achoo three bottles of alcohol and some pills*
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Might work. O0
At least worth the shot! 8)
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"Hey! No fair, I call dibs...DIBS I SAY!!"
[Wombat, sans-marsupial suit, leaps his widdle naked body sideways into the air and swallows the alcohol and pills like a dog catching a frisbee.]
*gulp*
"Ha! Take that Achoo. In your face. In your fa...."
*THUD*
[Unconsciousbat's eyes turn into little crosses and his tongue rolls out the side of his mouth.]
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* Puts silver dollars on Wombat's eyes. *
He's dead Jim, Dead!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCARADb9asE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCARADb9asE)
TT
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[Packages up Wombat, completely duct tapes the container closed, and ship's Wombat by UPS to Herb's house.]
Where is the broom and dustpan? I got a big mess to clean up here.
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Herb sends it back.
"Return to sender, address unknown."
TT
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Luckily we didn't leave a return address on there
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[The package is, in the meantime, seen dancing on Broadway on Terra.]
(http://mobilegeeks.de/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/citizen-kane-clapping-gif.gif)
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This reminds me of Michigan J Frog
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"Hello my baby...hello my honey...."
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~pulls out a comically ovesized shotgun and shoots Mopar~ you had to go there didn't you
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He never left there. There is where he lives. There is his home address.
That is why I never go there.
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"Hello my baby...hello my honey...."
Achoo? Did you order the Space Diners' Special? I know I didn't, nor did Barf or Lone Star. Did you Mopar?
TT
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"Hello my baby...hello my honey...."
Oh, great, Michigan J. Wombat.......
*Hands Shadow Reven a larger gun.*
Here, use this on Mopar.....
Craig
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You need a manportable AC/20 dude! Just sayin'.
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Didn't I see the Immortal Warrior duel-wielding those on the trivid last night? You could try to get his, but make sure they aren't just those cheap stage replicas...
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[Somewhere during this discussion, Wombat has changed music and began a doing a sexy burlesque routine (in Achoo's tighty-whiteys).]
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Is Achoo still wearing them?
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"Well yes! I'd hate to be a stiff and exclude him."
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Exclude me! Exclude me! For Blakes sake, exclude me!
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This calls for only one thing
*tosses nuclear hand grenade*
Peace of Blake be with you.
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"Oooh! Now we can play a game of nuclear hand-grenade hot potato while dancing a burlesque routine together in your underpants, Achoo!"
**big toothy grin**
"I'll toss first."
*toss*
*BOOM!!*
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Achoo is that a Wombat in your tighty whities or are you just glad to see me?
And what does everyone have against Michigan J Frog?
???
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"Pfft. I have nothing against Michigan J Frog."
*smacks lips*
"...he was delicious."
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Michigan? :'(
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Tell me, did he taste like chicken?
Hey Achoo:
(http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/c0.0.403.403/p403x403/285716_290215444421889_1629125714_n.jpg)
This is for you, not safe without it.
TT
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I've had frog legs and they don't taste like much of anything
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So that's what happen to Kermit and why Elmo's on the run!
TT
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#P #P #P #P #P #P #P #P #P #P #P #P #P #P #P #P #P #P #P #P #P #P #P #P #P #P
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**Wombat randomly explodes**
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That's a spicy meatball.
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no, I have a strange feeling it is chain reaction of some variety......
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[ShadowRaven's shirt nods in agreement.]
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So that's what happen to Kermit and why Elmo's on the run!
TT
What the hell is Elmo?
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What the hell is Elmo?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSYadh2xmcI (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSYadh2xmcI)
No little MMs running around huh? O:-)
Craig
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I prefer Gitmo from the Daily Show.
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"Whoa...I just realized I have a tail!"
*sits down and has a conversation with it his widdle nub of a tail**
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Sad thing is Wombat's hindquarters may be more intelligent than his headquarters.
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"Whats that, tail? Just ignore him? You got it, dude."
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That might be the most intelligent conversation the Wombat has ever had.
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It's a good thing Wombat forgets he has it most of the time. That's one smart tail.
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Yeah, his tail beat me in three consecutive rounds of speed chess.
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So we have established that Wombat is a dunderhead and a smartass.
That is Earth shattering news! 8)
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Extra extra, read all about it: Serial Killer Targets Newsies
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Extra extra, read all about it" Cereal Killer Targets Trix Rabbit!
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(http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/s480x480/75732_534917083191815_608647381_n.jpg)
TT
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Ohhhh! A theme!
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(http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/c53.0.403.403/p403x403/561488_482721575094121_1922847546_n.jpg)
TT
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OH NOES
The end is nigh
Armegadon is coming.
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[The Elevator door opens and Wombat is laying on the floor wearing sunglasses while a Korean with a cowboy hat does pelvic thrusts.]
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Wombat does it Gangnam Style!
An image I did not need in my head.
Thanks, Wombat. #P
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[Wombat shrugs and, being a "helpful" sort of maraupial, proceeds to get a comically large can-opener, a crowbar, a rather annoyed alligator snapping turtle, and a large bottle of bleach and attempts to remove the image from Achoo's brain.]
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Methinks that crowbar isn't big enough
*BoP tosses a longer crowbar at Wkmbat's head followed by a sledge hammer*
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Ow! Stop that! That's not....OK! That's enough!
[Achoo pulls out a comicallu huge hammer and begins pummelling Wombat]
WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM
WHACK WHACK WHACKITY WHACK WHACK
KAWHACK! THUMP THUMPITY WHACKITY WHACK KAWHACK WHACK
KERSPLAT! KABLAM KABLAM STOMP POKE STAB STAB STABBITY STAB STAB
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[Wombat sits there smiling for a few seconds, as if Achoo missed, then falls to the floor in about 23 pieces.]
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~sweeps the Marsupial pieces in a box, and ships them to Timbuktu ~
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What's the importance of the Korean guy with the cowboy hat? ???
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He's, IIRC, looking for Jonny Wong and his cat! Seen them?
TT
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I don't think so
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Cat? I ain't seen no cat, and I certainly haven't eaten any cats.
*burp*
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*goes to Timbuktu in time to intercept the Wombat package (the mail is so slow these days!) and forwards it to Abu Dhabi*
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*Abu Dhabi declares war on Achoo.*
Craig
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and in recent news. Weapons inspectors found weapons of mass destruction in Abu Dhabi today. Witnesses claim the object found was a blue marsupial, but no official statement has been released at this time.
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With Wombat there it's Booboo Dhabi. :o
And why are they declaring war on me? I didn't ship him! O:-)
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GOing for the ole plausible dependability thing eh?
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ShadowRaven shipped him, Diamondshark redirected him! It's a pseudoclan conspiracy!
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Achoo is not a crook
*eyeroll*
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What's the importance of the Korean guy with the cowboy hat? ???
Youtube
Gangnam style
Watch it
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[Achoo's back pocket nods in agreement.]
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Youtube
Gangnam style
Watch it
No that's so type of fad
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yep. It's also several kinds of bad. Though the Deadpool version is more a sad sort of cool
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[Achoo's back pocket nods in agreement.]
1. never trust sentient clothing
2. when did Achoo get his pats back?
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Something strange about those pants
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I think their ColBosch's....
TT
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I was going to make a comment, but I big brother is watching
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[blank]
TT
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Who said I was wearing those pants? I didn't. The back pocket didn't.
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[The back pocket appears to be sewn directly to Achoo's butt cheeks.]
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Now THAT is a revolting development!
[Achoo rips off his own butt cheeks, throws them inti the trash, that crawls offscreen to regenerate]
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I think their ColBosch's....
TT
Well see if his wallet is in there cause he still owes me money
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"If I had a nickel for everytime I was tossed in the trashcan while sewn to someone's butt cheeks."
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what's the best way to sew someone to a butt check?
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"Turbolaser."
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duct tape
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*BoP calls the police to report achoo throwing away hazardous waste*
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"If I had a nickel for everytime I was tossed in the trashcan while sewn to someone's butt cheeks."
You'd have a nickel? ???
Craig
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A plug nickel at that.
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Hey, that's not a nickel; that's just a button with the holes filled and a crude drawing of Thomas Jefferson on it
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[Wombat, not really understanding, pulls out what he thinks everyone is talking about from his pouch; a nickel-sided semi-automatic handgun. Unfortunately it goes off in his pouch, causing the underground lair to start filling up with grape Kool-Aid.]
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At this point "Oh Yah!" is both singularly appropriate and inappropriate. It also begs a question. Does Wombat have grape kool-aid blood?
Better begin looking for higher ground, in any case.
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[Oddly enough, 'toon logic does dictate that a 23lb marsupial would have enough cartoon grape Kool-aid inside him to fill up a 5-story building.]
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[Especially a grape blue Wombat]
It may be time to use the trusty ACMETM ETLRCK.
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"Is it chery-flavored?"
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~folowing the same tune logic, as it is the only logic that seems to work 'round here, SR pulls an inflatable dingy from his back pocket, and begins blowing it up~
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obviously the Wombat pouch is a portal to the Grape Kool Aid plane of existence
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Nope. The Emergency Toon Life Raft Conversion Kit is a simple, handy, dandy device that can turn any toon into an emergency life raft. 8)
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[Unfortunately for ShadowRaven, he finds his dingy has a hole in it when he pulls it out. Wombat, in the meanwhile is trying (unsuccessfully) to find a cork to plug his leak.]
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Just use BondoTM
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In the event of a water landing, YOU may be used as a flotation device.
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Just use BondoTM
Is that Phil Bondo, Bhondo Bondo, Ulrikke Bondo, or James Bondo?
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A toon timehole appears with the following scene:
SirSpamalot in a courtroom with airplane parts trying to win a case of jet engine damage against what appears to be wombat. This wombat is seen winking into the hyperbole at it's counterpart. Both wombats * Big Toothy Grins * each other. Toon timehole disappears.
TT
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being far to busy trying to patch up his raft, SR completely misses the time hole, and the potential paradox it might cause
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[Wombat proceeds to use Achoo as a floatation device.]
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[Achoo departs the scene in a swirl of pinkness, in the process giving Wombat a pink swirly vortex that accidentally dumps Wombat into the previous itteration of the CBT website right next to the previous version of Wombat. The two Wombats implode, causing the massive website crash that destroyed the old website. Oops.]
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[Wombat has oatmeal ooze out of his ears.]
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??? So Wombat is both spouting grape Kool-Aid and oatmal? I shudder to think what else is going to come out of Wombat, and from where. [blank]
But rest assured, Wombat will take us there. That is what Wombat does. ;D
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Sooo, grape oatmeal then.
*activates time travel device*
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[Which causes a temporal distortion that causes the crash of the itteration of the CBT site previous to the previously crashed itteration of the CBT site, which causes a paradocs to show up. One Doc proscribes aspirin to BoP, the second Doc give a second opinion [that BoP is uglu too], that the paradocs get sucked back into the temporal paradox and disappear.]
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*A BoP model 03b steps out of the time portal having traded places with his model 251e counterpart.*
Uglu? I hope that's not contagious.
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[Oddly enough, the graviton from the crash of the itteration of the previous CBT site combined with spouting grape Kool-Aid and oatmal causes Achoo to revert into DaSquirrel...]
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[DaSkwerl spots Wombat, screams like a girl, and runs up BoP's pant leg to hide somewhere around where BoP's spare nuts are located. 8)]
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[OK, so I misspelled ugly! I did a Mopar!]
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Hey I need those spare nuts so that in the likely event I am horribly disfigured I can still at least self destruct with dignity.
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dignity? too late for that I think. If you had any, you wouldn't be here
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[OK, so I misspelled ugly! I did a Mopar!]
The correct expression is "I pulled a Mopar"
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[Do you want DaSkwerl to run up your pants leg and "pull a Mopar"? Someone that has no grammer should not be correcting grammer]
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[Ironically enough, Wombat accidently drops an acorn the size of a small car out of his pouch in front of DaSkwerl.]
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[DaSkwerl's head pops out of BoP's fly. His eyes bulge overlylarge, his pupils become heart-shaped. He bolts out of BoP's pants so fast that BoP is thrown backwards 4 meters. He than [Scene censored because it is just wrong, just plain wrong.] DaSkwerl than begins to try and move the giant acorn by shoving it with all his might, causing the giant acorn to begin rolling around crushing things. The first thing crushed is Wombat.]
AAAAAIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE
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"....ah nuts."
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dignity? too late for that I think. If you had any, you wouldn't be here
Wombat's already swiped all the dignity around here.....
Craig
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The giant acorn rolls past trboturtle with a flattened DaSkwerl stuck to the side.....
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~A shadowraven who still labours to fix his raft so as to not drawn in the grape kool-aid flood that seems to have pretty well stopped, misses everything that happens around him, until at last his repairs are finished, dingy inflated, and realizes his knees aren't even wet~
well that was anti-climactic
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[ShadowRaven looks yo in time to see a giant acorn rolling toward him with a flattened DaSkwerl stuck to it, groaning every time it rolls over him......]
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I think I saw that in a movie once....or twice....or a few times actually
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Just make sure " Ruby " dosen't chase you.
TT
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Who's Ruby?
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Who's Ruby?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ice_Age:_Dawn_of_the_Dinosaurs (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ice_Age:_Dawn_of_the_Dinosaurs)
Find Buck and you'll find her!
TT
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[Don't know who Ruby is, but Rudy was the really, really huge dinosaur]
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Eh, so a typo....
Wanna cookie?
*Gives Wombat another cookie device, shaped like Achoos creditcard. *
TT
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Blueberry icing and everything! Yum!
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[Wombat, laying on the floor with his hind legs thrown over his widdle shoulders, looks up for a moment and then goes back to licking himself.]
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[AAAH] [AAAH]
I just had lunch!!!
[##] [##] [metalhealth] [metalhealth]
Craig
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"...me too!"
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#P
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"...me too!"
I'll file a missing person's report.
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[...Bird of Prey also files a missing leg report while he's at it.]
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[Achoo turns on some music and starts dancing Gangnam style, somehow, to the Macarena)
I am not trying to seduce you.
When I dance they call me Macarena
And the boys they say que soy buena
They all want me, they can't have me
so they all come and dance beside me
Move with me, chat with me
and if I could I'd take you home with me.
Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena
Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegria why cosa buena
Dale a tu cuerpo alegria, Macarena
Hey, Macarena!
Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena
Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegria why cosa buena
Dale a tu cuerpo alegria, Macarena
Hey, Macarena!
Now don't you worry about my boyfriend
The boy who's name is Vitorino
I don't want him, couldn't stand him
He was no good so I
Now come on, what was I supposed to do
He was out of town and his two friends were so fine.
Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena
Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegria why cosa buena
Dale a tu cuerpo alegria, Macarena
Hey, Macarena!
Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena
Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegria why cosa buena
Dale a tu cuerpo alegria, Macarena
Hey, Macarena!
I am not trying to seduce you.
Ma, Ma, Ma, Ma, Ma, Ma Macarena
Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena
Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegria why cosa buena
Dale a tu cuerpo alegria, Macarena
Hey, Macarena!
Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena
Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegria why cosa buena
Dale a tu cuerpo alegria, Macarena
Hey, Macarena!
Come find me, my name is Macarena
Always at the party con las chicas que estan buenas
Come join me, dance with me
And all you fellas chat along with me.
Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena
Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegria why cosa buena
Dale a tu cuerpo alegria, Macarena
Hey, Macarena!
Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena
Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegria why cosa buena
Dale a tu cuerpo alegria, Macarena
Hey, Macarena!
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that...is almost funny
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Does that mean you almost smiled? 8)
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[...Bird of Prey also files a missing leg report while he's at it.]
So, I learned a new trick from studying starfish.
*BoP grows a new leg while the leg inside Wombat grows a new BoP that bursts out of wombat's chest*
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Why has BoP's leg grown back looking like Wombat's, and why has Wombat grown a BoP?
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*A milk curdling scream cuts the air, the windows and achoo's hair when BoP looks at his new leg.*
KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!
*An anti capital ship laser bombards BoP leaving a smoking crater.*
*the BoP that crawled out of Wombat notices the jug of milk on the counter*
Oh hey, Banshee cheese.
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WHAT? WHY BAN CHEESE? THAT WAS RATHER LOUD!
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What? I don't see any crowd, and if you want a ban, you'll have to talk to the moderators.
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WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO SEE A CROWDED VAN?
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I was onlined five minutes ago, of course I don't have a tan.
Eh whatever.
*BoP walks over to the smoking hole and picks up BoP's laser proof carbine and uses the bayonet to slice a piece of cheese off of the milk carton.*
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BoP you sure you want to do that? That came from MM's toejam collection.
TT
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BoP you sure you want to do that? That came from MM's toejam collection.
TT
I didn't know he had one of those!
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~implodes~
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Gotta get another Timmy.
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[Wombat looks at the Bird of Prey popping out of his chest.]
"...am I a mother?"
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Neg
*shoots wombat*
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[Wombat looks down at the smoldering hole in his belly and looks up.]
"...bah, 'tis nothing but a flesh wound. In fact I think I feel....just...fine..."
*flop*
[Exactly seventeen seconds later, the tell-tale sound of an ACME™ ambulance can be heard approaching Achoo's underground lair. Naturally everyone moves away from the walls as ACME™ inept weasel paramedics are notoriously bad drivers. As the siren gets closer, everyone gets a little nervous until....]
*CRASH!*
[The ACME™ ambulance drops through the ceiling after being orbitally dropped on the lair, landing squarely on Bird of Prey (ironically enough). Three inept ACME™ weasel paramedics file out of the ambulance and begin looking arond for Wombat.]
ACME™ Weasel Paramedic #24: "Ah, there he is, with a hole in his chest."
ACME™ Weasel Paramedic #9: "...I dunno, according to this profile shot, he shouldn't have that hole in his chest."
ACME™ Weasel Paramedic #86: "Well, according to the photo from the last marsupial pickup, he was blackened from being electrocuted."
ACME™ Weasel Paramedic #24: "....so we electrocute him again?"
ACME™ Weasel Paramedic #86: "I'd hate to be picking up the wrong marsupial. You get the jumper-cables and a defibulator. Dial it to extra-crispy."
Wombat: "...gurgle."
ACME™ Weasel Paramedic #9: "Ah! Sounds like consent to me. Do you concur?"
ACME™ Weasel Paramedic #24: "I concur!"
ACME™ Weasel Paramedic #86: "I concur."
[The ACME™ Weasel Paramedics proceed to hood Wombat up to an ACME™ nuclear-powered difibulator and, as prescribed, dial it to "extra crispy" before turning it on several times.]
ACME™ Weasel Paramedic #24: "I don't think we need to leave it turned on so long. Wombat already looks plenty crispy and blackened."
ACME™ Weasel Paramedic #9: "Shut up. I'm almost done roasting a marshmellow over a glowing marsupial."
ACME™ Weasel Paramedic #86: "Can we make smores?"
ACME™ Weasel Paramedic #9: "Of course not, we're professionals here...now turn him over, he's not flaming enough."
[After a few minutes, the ACME™ Weasel Paramedics load Wombat into a burn bag (so he stays warm) and pull out through the wall; running over Bird of Prey at least three more times in the process.]
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Gotta get another Timmy.
remarkably accurate, but I hate being called 'Timmy'
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Would you rather be called sooty birdie?
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been called worse over the years
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I died as I lived: covered in wombat guts.
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[The ACME™ ambulance backs through the wall again and runs over Bird of Prey once more while an ACME™ inept weasel paramedic gets directions. Then he pulls out and proceeds down the road.]
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Well, time to move my things to another hidden lair. This one is no longer hidden, or even underground. More like a crater now, to be honest.
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Hey! Who's been playing with my toe jam collection? >:(
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* Points at Achoo. *
I think it was Wombat, yeah Wombat. He's sneaky like that dontcha know now.
TT O:-)
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[Wombat waddles back in eating a bagel with toejam on it.]
"Huh? What?"
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[Wombat waddles back in eating a bagel with toejam on it.]
"Huh? What?"
What is on Second....
Craig
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Who's on first?
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[Wombat goes to first base with ShadowRaven.]
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~shadowraven bludgeons wombat with a Louisville Slugger~
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"Missed me, missed me, now you gotta..."
*WHACK!*
[Wombat's head bounces off the wall, rolls through the salad bar (where his head samples the Ranch dressing), and wobbles down to the floor.]
"Hey, I just got that head insured...its barely got a dozen explosions on it."
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[Achoo picks up Wombat's head and throws him at ShadowRaven.]
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~Shadowraven Bunts, and makes a mad dash for first~
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[Wombat head makes a mad dash for third base with ShadowRaven.]
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A new BoP standing on third base with 'I Don't Know' on his name tag snaps a few pictures to upload to SR's facebook.
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"His tongue tastes like roast beef."
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Wombat's disembodied head moving like that is just too Angry Birdish. ;D
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Does hís roast taste like tongue?
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yes, and it makes for a delightful Burrito, with extra rice
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"...speaking of which, has anyone seen where my body ran off to? It has a loaded pouch for goodness sake!"
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try the sewer
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Why am I being so reminded of the King of the Moon from The Adventures of Baron Munchausen in the current circumstances? Kind of reversed in this case. The head of Wombat has....well, the......nevermind. With the nubby tail in charge who knows?
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the movie? with Robin Williams? I loved that
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I think the body is running for political office.......
Craig
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It's got my vote.
Really I don;t [redacted to avoid thread closure]
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"To the WomMobile!"
[Wombat's head looks around.]
"Can, um, I get a lift?"
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I'll carry you Wombat, umm... where did I parked my tank?
* Follows tank tracks *
Dammit Wombat! Your body stole my tank!
My custom Devastator Mrk. III II: twin HAG-40's, ER Flamer, 3 ER Smalls, and a ATM-3 with Artemis. She goes 4/6 and has a ECM and Light TAG in turret.
You don't want to know what I had to do to get her, you don't trust me. * shudders *
TT
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"...and with nubby-tail driving it, we're all doomed. Doomed I say!"
**truetanker smacks Wombat's head**
"Thanks, I needed that."
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Have fun storming the castle!
My money is on the nubby tail. It's smarter than both of them.
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[Wombat's head straps itself into one of those reverse-backpack child carriers on Achoo's chest and points (as best a head without arms can) at the door.]
"After than nub!"
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[watch] [watch] [watch] [watch] [watch] [watch] [watch] [watch] [watch]
Craig
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shouldn't the head go on a backpack so achoo can be free to do flips and swing on vines while running through the swamp?
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[Achoo dumps Wombat, goes over to the closet and pulls out one of the old remote controlled Hetzers, duct tapes the child carrier to the top of the Hetzer, duct tapes WomHead to the child seat, and hands the remote to truetanker.]
Have fun.
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wow, an RC Hetzer, I haven't seen on, well since the last time I had my shins all shot to hell
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"Hmm...I can't seem to reach the controls?"
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*BoP gets out his My First Rocket Launcher and shoots the RC Hetzer*
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* Light ATM fire incoming *
Damn, it's firing on us. AND at least I'm insured.
TT
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[Womhead, thinking quickly, blows a bubble with some ACME™ bubble gum.]
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~an even more impressive feat when one considers that the Wom-body still has the lungs~
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Well, that is something you don't see every day, even around here. Womhead duct taped to a child seat duct tapes to a RC Hetzer rolling around in a giant bubblegum bubble, all being driven around by a maniacally laughing truetanker trying to dodge missiles being fired by BoP while ShadowRaven is rolling around on the ground laughing his ass off.
BoP! Stop laughing! It might improve your aim!
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~laughs all the more~
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MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA
*Fires another salvo*
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[Wombat laughes so hard he blows snot bubbles...and accidently swallows the RC Hetzer.]
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quick, fire off the AC 20 before it's to late
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Relax! It's only Wombat's head! See, the Hetzer popped out of the bottom of the head unharmed! Which is far better that having it pooped out of the bottom of Wombat's body.
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[Its about this time that headless Wombat's body, upside down of course so nubby-tail can see better, waddles up and steals Achoo's wallet and pants and waddles off. Wombat's head feels left out.]
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No wonder Wombat cannot remember when he has stolen something! It was the nubby tail in control because Wombat wasn't paying attention! That explains sooooooo much!
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*BoP finishes his project: a body made of salvaged BoP parts; covered in singe marks, dents and holes, with one arm shorter than the other and with only one foot and one knee (on separate legs); the headless body is truly a fright to behold. BoP places Womhead on the monstrosity then places a left over jack-o-lantern on Wombody*
A gift for our wombat of destruction. Just so you know, the weapons have been removed.
*BoP opens WomBoP's chest and dispenses the last of the ice cream into a cone*
and you're out of soft serve.
MUAHAHAHA
*BoP teleports out*
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Great. Now we have BoPWombatstein. :))
And no soft serve ice cream. >:(
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[...oddly enough, WomStein does find a soft-serve ice cream dispenser in his backside.]
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chocolate swirl?
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"Chocolate chunk." O:-)
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:o
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well then it is obviously not soft serve. You can keep it
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No. no. NO. NO!
Rocky Road!
TT
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If you want it you can have it! O0
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"Okay, but I'll have to concentrate. Anyone have a magazine?"
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This will not end well.
As if that was any different than normal.
If there was normal around here.
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No
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No what? Know what? Don't know what! Know? No.
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No there is no normal around here
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Define normal.
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Around here, Wombat is Normal......
Craig
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Oh I wouldn't go to that extreme
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Around here, Wombat is Normal......
Craig
LIES
LIES AND CAKE
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to quote the great Whoopi Goldberg. "Normal is just a setting on the washing machine"
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I know where there is a town named Normal.
Never go anywhere near it.
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I know where there is a town named Moron.
They changed the name ;D
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to what? Doofus?
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to what? Doofus?
Taft
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After most of the town burned down.
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[Wombat puts on a gasmark and then filters the intake tube down to his backside, and then proceeds to fart.]
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so, this was after Wombat's last visit there then?
~tosses a lit highway flare in Wombats direction~
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it can't all be fart jokes
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Nope.
In Wombat's case it is a recycled fart joke.
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Jokes about recycled farts? I've heard a few of those. Usually stale.
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much like that one hmm?
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That one wasn't stale!
It was flat.
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In Wombat's case, toxic and flammable.
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why do you think I tossed the flare over there. I'm hoping if the toxic doesn't get him, the flames will
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So if Wombat can use toon science, can I use movie science to remove our problem?
Tosses hydrogen tank at Wombat and shoots it with a revolver.
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BoP's revolver bullets start speaking spanish and refuse to work for the Hombre unless they get free tamales and something about unable to harm senor Wombat and or Frogs... my Acme translator device is drunk again.
TT
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BoP! Stop using Mexican munitions! Use dumdum rounds. They are not bright enough to know better.
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I'll give you all Tequila and your fill of the best tamales and enchiladas filled with pollo and carnitas if you blow up that very very tempting canister of highly flammable gas.
YOU don't have to harm Wombat, that's the special effects guy's job.
Now if you will excuse me, I need to find me some carnitas, I'm from Arizona and this talk of Mexican food makes me very very hungry. *contemplates making some chile verde*
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On second thought. I'm eating the food instead of giving it to these rounds (who the hell swapped my ammo for clang-a-corp rounds anyways?)
*Fires his BoP Industries hypervelocity auto rifle at the gas cylinder*
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Hey! Our Mexican Talking Rounds are one of our finest products! O0
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Hey! Everybody, look what I found in the bathoom.
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-noVaQG9Rz0M/Ty2En-Zx_KI/AAAAAAAABxo/eocWVKJ6s9E/s200/SCOOK_playduck2.jpg)
I couldn't get the mag open as it is glued or something.... Achoo?
TT
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it's not glue....best burn it to be safe. That or cover it with mustard and feed it to Wombat
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Hey! Everybody, look what I found in the bathoom.
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-noVaQG9Rz0M/Ty2En-Zx_KI/AAAAAAAABxo/eocWVKJ6s9E/s200/SCOOK_playduck2.jpg)
I couldn't get the mag open as it is glued or something.... Achoo?
TT
You know I probably seen that movie 20 times
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Oh god why?
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Well, we now know who owns the magazine. Truetanker has a duck fetish. >:D
And I have not watched that movie completely through once. It's horrible.
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Oh god why?
Back in the day, when MTV actually played music, the choices on Cinimax were very limited. You watched what was on.
Howard the Duck was on a lot :-\
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Some things never change. It used to be 100 channels and nothing on, now we add an extra zero to the number of channels and have 00 things to watch.
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Mostly correct, sadly.
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Which is why I'm down to watching:
Sports
Walking Dead
Top Gear
Burn Notice
Law and Order
60 minutes
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which is why I am down to watching......youtube and crunchyroll mostly
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You know I probably seen that movie 20 times
That may qualify you for brain damage!
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May?
There's a reason I still maintain a Netflix subscription. Their streaming catalog is still better than cable.
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Yup! Brain damage!
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That may qualify you for brain damage!
It's up there with the 100 times I watched Red Dawn
WOLVERINES!!!
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The not named resistance!
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Just a great movie that did not need a remake
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Most movies don't need a remake, but Hollywood is too scared to make original stuff. Same with the games industry.
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There is a ton of great fiction out there - hollywood isn't trying very hard
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Just a great movie that did not need a remake
That is very true. The remake wasn't half as good as the original.
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That is very true. The remake wasn't half as good as the original.
I will not be wasting money on it.
Looks like I will have to go see the Hobbit in the next couple of weeks
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There is a ton of great fiction out there - hollywood isn't trying very hard
That's not the reason. The current bunch of people in charge are sissies. New ideas aren't safe, remakes and sequels are established enough to at least return the cost of making the horrible horrible movie.
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Or transformers movies, the most horrible of the horrible aside from Twilight.
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Or transformers movies, the most horrible of the horrible aside from Twilight.
I say one of those - it didn't make sense :-\
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it's giant transforming robots fighting, it doesn't need to make sense. Just needs more explosions
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I know! They wasted a lot of screen time trying to explain the plot!
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They should make Gratuitous Space Battles: The Movie.
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I would go see that
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Summoned, I appear!
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Who summoned wierdo?
Didn't you see the sign about not calling on the spirits of chaos?
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Didn't you see the sign about not calling on the spirits of chaos?
Wait, you've got beer too?!
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It's a distinct possibility.
Ask the people who are brave enough to venture into this cellar's cellar and didn't bring their own alcohol.
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Spelunking, huh? I'll need to gather the proper equipment.
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Orbital weapons fire is not the proper equipment
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Well, of course not! Orbital fire is only proper if you don't want to keep anything in the cave, in which case the obvious solution to clearing out the cave is to remove the cave status. Take the roof off, and your job gets much easier. But if we're seeking beer, then obviously a bit more care must be taken.
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just so we're clear on that. This is one of those cases where you actually have to go in
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First off, the roof of this underground lair has already been removed. I have a new roof on backorder. As for Weirdo trying to use orbital weapons fire to remove the floor....we are probably at the safest place to be. His designated targeting point. If he was aiming at the next continent I might be worried, but we are SAFE here.
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* Truetanker providing freindly TAG infomation to Weirdo. *
Stop moving around so much Achoo, how am I suppose to get your picture with my camera!?
>:D
TT
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Why do you want to ruin your camera?
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Big toothy grin ala Wombat style.
Why do you always ask a question with a question?
Just stand there for the orbital... er picture to be taken ok?
TT O:-)
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Disturbing why you want a picture of Achoo
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No reason. He just wants to see how he looks in the...flash...
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I will not be wasting money on it.
Looks like I will have to go see the Hobbit in the next couple of weeks
Going to a movie theater?
***faints***
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***steals Clang's pants and throws them at Weirdo***
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look Achoo. orbital fire is one thing, but biological weapons are just not cool
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Gah! Pants! Begone, vile trouserspawn!
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Wha? Was that Barney or Grape Ape that just flew by?
Oh, just Clangs' Purple Pimptastic Pyrate Pants.
TT
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Smile and say cheese
*BoP presses the shutter button on his camera and the place is lit up by orbit-to-ground laser fire*
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Going to a movie theater?
***faints***
I think that's worth me venturing to the theatre
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Smile and say cheese
*BoP presses the shutter button on his camera and the place is lit up by orbit-to-ground laser fire*
***Which missed by about 50 miles.***
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Nice shot! I may need to borrow your targeting notes.
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tactical orbital strikes are getting more accurate as days go by
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***A giant vacuum pulls everybody, and all debris, out of the dank and unpleasantly moist open pit in the ground, which all gets deposited into a smelly and unpleasantly decorated sickly green room with Gauss pop machines as the replacement lair is installed to replace the destroyed lair. After a number of hours spent arguing with each other, several very badly aimed not really close orbital strikes, a rather loud distant horrific sound and massive ground shaking cause by the orbital warship being shot down and crashing in flames, and lots of dodging Gauss Pop maching fire the poor fools that had been in the dank and unpleasantly moist open pit get shoved into the new bar and down the new trap door that deposits them into the brand spanking new dank and unpleasantly moist underground lair. Over in the corner, sitting on his new throne is a glaring Achoo holding a new roll of toilet paper.***
So you poor fools have rediscovered my lair! You are doomed! Doomed I tell you! Now wait your turn!
***Achoo shuts the throne room door. Several minutes later there is a loud flushing sound. The door opens up and Achoo goes over to the unpleasantly dank and moist sinks to wash his hands as distinctly unpleasant 80's era musac plays from carefully concealed speakers.***
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AH! Dr. Demento Show...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKZXD9-SivI&feature=watch_response (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKZXD9-SivI&feature=watch_response)
O:-)
TT
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ROBOT VAMPIRE WOMBAT! RED ALERT! RED ALERT! RED ALERT! :o
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What the HELL! Who the hell steals someone's pants?!? That is so NOT KEWL! >:(
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Are you new here?
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dude, that song sucked
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Having a robot vampire wombat encounter would suck too, so I quess the song APPROPRIATELY sucked. I did not listen to it. As soon as they started singing about robot vampire wombat's I paniced and bailed! :D
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a good plan, I stayed in once the band started playing. It sounded good, but then the 'singer' began again
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No plan, really. Just a gut reaction to a sound that caused my gut to threaten to spill it's contents.
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don't click the links :D
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don't click the links :D
Click these
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/0/0e/Link_LOZ_with_items.png/200px-Link_LOZ_with_items.png) (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/a/a8/Link_Twilight_Princess.png/150px-Link_Twilight_Princess.png)
TT
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No thanks!
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they don't click
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[Clickity click click clickity click]
What if I just shoot them instead?
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and cause anquish amongst the fan girls???? sure, go for it
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You can click if you want to, you can leave your freinds behind.....
TT
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There is no safety in that dance. 8)
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damn that song is irritating
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Yup! Almost as irritating as the hives!
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And a better song this time, I promise.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOzXA0-1NIc (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOzXA0-1NIc)
[cheers]
TT
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Well, it's about beer. And better than the last one you posted.
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Well I found a better one but you can't post it here ;D
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Are you new here?
Well, ah, I'm not sure. I don't remember much after that last blast of formaldehyde...
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Told you not to drink that, what year do you remember last?
TT
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I personally remember a lot of years. Not much of what happened in them, but I remember them!
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Told you not to drink that, what year do you remember last?
TT
I seem to remember 1923 or was the 3291? Well, one of those two. :D
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Must have been playing some other game as Battletech covers neither of those years. ;)
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traitor
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Or dyslexic. ^-^
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Or dyslexic. ^-^
Every one is dyslexic to one degree or another
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If you have degrees in dyslexia you are waaaaaaaaaaay overdoing it!
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degrees nothing, I am a doctor, with a DhP in Dyslexia
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If you have degrees in dyslexia you are waaaaaaaaaaay overdoing it!
What can I say - I'm very competitive :D
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:)
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I think we need new furniture
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I think we need furniture
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*BoP begins constructing some furniture out of the scraps left behind of his previous bodies.*
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what do ya know, a table with actual legs....
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what do ya know, a table with actual legs....
Why is that one leg human?
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Because the other ones aren't! Silly! ;D
And I do have some new furniture! Brand new! Still in the boxes! O0
Sadly, It's Ikea crap. [metalhealth]
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an they forgot to ship the hex key?
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Ikea is OK as long as you don't try move it
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And how does that piece of advice help us here in the hall?
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And how does that piece of advice help us here in the hall?
If you buy something from Ikea and put it together that's it - if you need to move it it's toast
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Now why did you have to say warm crusty bread, those Humpers are still out there, just ask tehPope.
TT
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If you buy something from Ikea and put it together that's it - if you need to move it it's toast
Well the lair was destroyed before being relocated. . .
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Well the lair was destroyed before being relocated. . .
OK - Then were fine then
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I have my throne, but sitting on that thing all the time is hard on my big butt. Ikea furniture is OK if you are anorexic. I am not, and don't like pulling the remains of destroyed furniture out of my butt crack. It's rough on the hemorrhoids.
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O' where, o' where did our Wombat did go?
O' where, o' where can he be?
We miss him very much, and we can't take Achoo's jokes anymore.
So bring back, bring back.
So bring back our Wombat to us!
TT
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NO SOUP FOR YOU! ;D
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Try watching Monsters Inside Me while eating a good meal.
Or a good bloody murder slasher movie and eating as well.
I can, can you?
TT
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I don't inflict those things on myself. I have seen people die. For real. It is not something you can forget. And most slasher movies are incredibly stupid.
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OC: In real life things happen, seen enough gore to last a life time. Best freind gundown and another one run over by semi.
Which makes me wonder sometimes. How do people deal with hardships and still manage? Answer: because they do.
IC: Whacks Achoo with wet noodle mallet! Tell that to Zombieland.
TT
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Zombieland? The closest thing we have to that is the AFFS thread! Well, ClangLuna is kinda close to being a Zombieland....
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Zombieland? The closest thing we have to that is the AFFS thread! Well, ClangLuna is kinda close to being a Zombieland....
We better start looking for Twinkies
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TOO SOON
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how is it ever too soon?
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We're still in mourning.
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of what?
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Hostess
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It doe not matter that you are still in mourning. The sooner we start the search the better!
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Plus someone will buy the brand
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They need a new jingle.
A twinkie a twinkie, everyone loves a twinkie. . .
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Twinkie, Twinkie, little star. Now I wonder where you are..... ;D
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Twinkie. It's what's for dinner
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And if my employers get their way it will be the Wal*Twinkie!
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What do you think Wall-E is about?
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No their more like Buy N' Large chain of the future.
And I slap you with this video!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GmkjnL4EYw (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GmkjnL4EYw)
Ur really old if you jammed to this!
TT
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I remember that one. A bit new. O:-)
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No their more like Buy N' Large chain of the future.
And I slap you with this video!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GmkjnL4EYw (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GmkjnL4EYw)
Ur really old if you jammed to this!
TT
I jammed to that...For the record I do not consider myself old. >:D
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No their more like Buy N' Large chain of the future.
And I slap you with this video!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GmkjnL4EYw (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GmkjnL4EYw)
Ur really old if you jammed to this!
TT
That sound was irritating even back then.
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It was acceptable in the 80s
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That sound was irritating even back then.
This one more to your liking Mopar?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLD_LTXRmDY (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLD_LTXRmDY)
TT >:D
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This one more to your liking Mopar?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLD_LTXRmDY (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLD_LTXRmDY)
TT >:D
No! I was listening to AC/DC's "Back in Black" and Def Lepard's "High 'n Dry" back in 82
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That one was old back in the 1960's. Literally.
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Fine...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjV1nJgiuiA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjV1nJgiuiA)
[drool]
TT
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OH HELL NO!
Will some moderator please ban truetanker for inflicting Spongebob defiling awesomeness on us?
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Party pooper....
TT
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WTH? :o
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#P
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For something completely different, is anyone organizing the santa defense forces?
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Santa has requested we don't do that this year. He has enough problems to deal with as it is.
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Bah, he always give me the gift of entertainment when he tries to dodge my AA defenses.
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I'm on Santa's side on this one. Between the terrorists, and end of the world fanatics, he's had a rough go of it as of late. You should see the 'naughty list' It took a team of six to move the thing from the safe to the desk.
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If the lunatics try to escort Santa I bid everything I can get my hands on to shoot down the fools that are trying to escort Santa to protect Santa from the fools.
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Santa brought me a new Fafnir
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Goody for you. For the same price he brought me nine companies of Savannah Masters (plus spare parts), 24 cases of Timbiqui Dark and the entire Wildest Maids A Milking DVD set (unrated). I think I came out ahead. I can bribe a bunch of friends with the Timbiqui Dark and have a wild party watching the Maids a Milking, that we can power up the Savannah Masters and see how well one Fafnir does against 108 Savannah Masters.
Are you down with that?
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maids a milking? I didn't know you where in to that sort of thing. Kinky
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*pounces a ShadowRaven, as any proper fennec should do* Got ya birdy!
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Ohhhhhhhhhh! Fresh meat! Frisky, too! Welcome to the Hell, er, the Hall! Yeah, the Hall! That's it! That's the ticket!
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Certainly I am most frisky, though that need not pertain to this bird. *noms on his own tail* mmmm... nahmnahmnahm
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Whaps Gustav with a loaf of bread. "Don't Eat The Help!"
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*BoP finds a higher perch and makes sure his rifle is loaded*
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what the hell you talking about. I don't help anyone around here
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This much is true; if you want help, you should go to another section.
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*quickly makes excited loud demonic screeching noises* I love bacon! *also enjoys randomly spouting out irrelavent phrases*
If you don't believe I will make demonic screeches, prepared to be proved otherwise...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Su3ovMsFXMg (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Su3ovMsFXMg)
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HEY!
We got enough crazy here already.
*Fires shotgun full of nerds candy and gummy worms*
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According this video, looks like Gustav was a Widowmker!
( :35 seconds in )
TT
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BoP? Why are you responding to crazy by giving it candy? Oh, wait. Crazy. Bad BoP! You have been eating your own ammunition!
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*Chews on a candy filled shell*
Problem?
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Just saying that there is no quota or upper limit on crazy in the hall. If there was we would not let you in, quiaff?
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what the hell you talking about. I don't help anyone around here
Sure you do, you help us all keep the chaos at "beyond hope" levels.
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*Another BoP enters the room and disposes of the first BoP*
I let myself in.
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damnit. Helping in any way is against my job description.
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You actually read yours? The cover letter said to use them for spitwad ammo. Besides, it's not like your doing anything you wouldn't do alone.
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Remember, don't feed the fennec. They tend to become needy afterwards. D:
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Quick, feed it this song!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjqZ0aIAgFM&list=PL7ECE19A3354D9036 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjqZ0aIAgFM&list=PL7ECE19A3354D9036)
Offical song of Sir Spamalot himself.
TT
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Well, at least it was Weird Al. Weird works here.
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about the only thing that works here actually
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We have something that works around here?
When did that happen?
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From the very start. Weird always works here!
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*is busy with BoP in the back room doing something that causes grunts and moans*
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I hesitate to ask what..... :-X ::)
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feeding fighting or fornicating, or depending on certain groups choices all of the above
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*BoP would point at the no yiffing sign if he hadn't eaten too much Chili Inferno IV.
Instead he moans, grunts and groans, threatening to throw up on just about everything*
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Chili Inferno IV?? That stuff is not out of prototype testing! So far it has blown up everyone that has tried to eat it! Are you insane...............wait. The Hall. Yes, you are insane. Nevermind. Go blow up somewhere else, like Clangluna.
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~hands BoP a paper cup~ if your gonna spew, spew in this
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I sure hope that paper cup is flame and shock resistant!
I think I will advance to a place of better observation, via the closed circuit television system on a monitor waaaaaaaaaaay far away!
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We're still 34 pages from typical thread death, does that mean it'll take BoP that long to finish exploding?
34 pages to explode has got to be painful.
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*BoP self destructs and a new one crawls out from under the couch*
Nah, I can replace myself, so that's not necessary.
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Ah, I was worried the collateral would be the thread as a whole.
Anyway, back to your irregularly scheduled madness.
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We have a schedule? :o
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Not that I am aware of..........
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OK - just want to be sure
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Consider yourself informed about the schedule thingy. O0
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On a random note to MM, who knew that a slant six could move a light at 9/14 and power two medium lasers.
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That is one hell of a slant six!
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Even better. Imagine a slant seven in a Condor hovercraft. Laser variant.
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On a random note to MM, who knew that a slant six could move a light at 9/14 and power two medium lasers.
The slant 6 is quite amazing.
Did you know that they put them in the Dodge Mirada?
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The 300 Vlar is better. O0
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Vlar? ???
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*nahms on a chicken* wha?
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Damn! I think he spells worse than I do. :(
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*continues to nahm, this time on an ACHOO*
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I thought that was wombat's job (that and depantsing)
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This might be wombat.
[blank]
TT
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Damn! I think he spells worse than I do. :(
This is a sign of the end times!
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This is a sign of the end times!
Could be :o
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*sigh* Mopar, you post on a BattleTech site and you do not know the name of a fusion engine type, such as the Vlar 260 type used in the Taurian Thunderbolts, the Vlar 280 type used in the Taurian Ostscouts and Warhammers? And lets not forget the various standard, light, and XL Vlar 300 engines used in the Black Hawk KU, Shugenja, Tessen, Vanquisher, Pillager, Bandersnatch, Raijin II, King Crab, Anvil, Black Knight, Toyama, Orion, Marauder, and Penetrator BattleMechs and the Eagle and Thunderbird aerospace fighters?
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he's the mopar messiah, not the fusion messiah :P
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His loss.
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yeah. if he could turn water into near unlimited clean energy it would be great
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*sigh* Mopar, you post on a BattleTech site and you do not know the name of a fusion engine type, such as the Vlar 260 type used in the Taurian Thunderbolts, the Vlar 280 type used in the Taurian Ostscouts and Warhammers? And lets not forget the various standard, light, and XL Vlar 300 engines used in the Black Hawk KU, Shugenja, Tessen, Vanquisher, Pillager, Bandersnatch, Raijin II, King Crab, Anvil, Black Knight, Toyama, Orion, Marauder, and Penetrator BattleMechs and the Eagle and Thunderbird aerospace fighters?
No I did not remember that. I'm not up on reading TROs.
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*sigh* BattleTech poser!
READ THE TRO'S
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There are TRO's? Why didn't anyone tell me?
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You're new here, you have to sign a few forms before being privy to certain information.
*A delivery man comes in with three boxes full of documents*
Ah, here it is now. The phone book sized one is the information packet, the rest are waivers, permission slips and such.
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don't sign those. They will make certain that when something happens, all your worldly and spiritual belongings, yes, that includes your soul, are signed over to BoP
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*Hands SR a packet*
Signs this and BoP industries will share up to fifteen of our earnings off Gustav's post life total value consolidation.
Note, BoP industries still retains the rights to all biomass collected through the program, but we guarantee any body parts BoP Industries is unable to make use of will receive a proper burial.
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My tail?
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You'll find a detailed listing in your information book.
Do note that by opening the informational material you consent to the full bioscan we already took of you when you entered the lair.
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*sigh* BattleTech poser!
READ THE TRO'S
Do you have any idea how backlogged I am on my CBT reading? :-[
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Well, since you had no idea what Vlar meant................and since that was in TRO 3025 that was released more than 20 years ago..............waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay behind! 8)
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I have the B-tech novel Far Country, does that count?
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I have first edition Battletech rule books. I have the first editions of all of the TRO's, from when they were first released. Bought them brand new when they were first released. Does that count?
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I have the Battletech compendium: Rules of Warfare with a Jade Falcon Timberwolf on front cover and a Naga in background. Tons of unseen pics too inside
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Ditto. First edition. Bought brand spanking new.
Because I am old and have been playing the game since it first came out.
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Mine was given to me and was the book Extreme and I used to play. It helped until all the WOB special weapons, then I used the Sarna site
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Wow achoo, do you fart dust?
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Nope. Just old. Not ancient. Having all the old stuff isn't hard if you bought it when you was a young whippersnapper like you young kids! ;D
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I have first edition Battletech rule books. I have the first editions of all of the TRO's, from when they were first released. Bought them brand new when they were first released. Does that count?
I've got Battledroid box sets and I did read TRO 3025 but it was probably back in 1990. :(
I have more Battletech stuff than you could imagine. My wife just shakes her head
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Well.... I might have to bring my portable closet with all of my BT stuff.
TT
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Man, owning some battle droid minis would be neat. The only non-bashed unseen I have are a P-hawk, 2nd gen Archer, and Vixen
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Man, owning some battle droid minis would be neat. The only non-bashed unseen I have are a P-hawk, 2nd gen Archer, and Vixen
I've managed to get them all. The BD Griffin and Shadowhawk were the hardest.
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Those mechs get spendy on eBay and such. My next to grab will have to be the battlemaster unseen, or the Jenner IIC
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Just be careful you don't end up with a few repro or worse.
Bought a now unseen Marauder II, original and all, son of a gun dumbbell moron sent the thing to me via standard legal letter envelope. Got it all smashed up and such... Not did I only refused to buy other items I really wanted, and they were cheap, I reported him as a bad mailer on this site, oh... three crashes ago or so. When did they removed the old marketplace thread? 05? 06? I think the a guy was scamming fakes or repoductioning Reaper or Ral Partha minis or was just getting money and not sending products, I can't remember what. But just be careful.
TT
Also wish the TPTB would allow us to have a new marketplace, but just list their CBT names and maybe a link to their Ebay account names. Or allow a link to the battletech Ebay site. By making it a sticky account, we can't post to it, but maybe be allowed to see if someone is selling. But the CBTer needs to agree to allow such a listing. Just asking... Also a good place to list CamoSpec and IronWindMetals as well. Just an idea of course. Truetanker
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And no proper packaging can prevent the Mad Dogs from having bent barrels on the lasers. Perhaps that is result of allowing wombat to do the menial task of blister-packing minis.
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I have a few lead unseens that I got off a friend parting with all his stuff en masse to pay hospital bills, but most of my unseens come from the 3rd ed box set plastics.
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I like the weight of lead to plastic, but paint seems to hold on plastic better. The one killer is those mold lines
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Nail file and a slight heating takes care of that. Just don't use nail polish... >:( takes close to a month in the pine sol wash per mini to get rid of most NOT all of it!
TT
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And no proper packaging can prevent the Mad Dogs from having bent barrels on the lasers. Perhaps that is result of allowing wombat to do the menial task of blister-packing minis.
You can redo those with finishing nails - looks great
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*thinks that everyone suddenly turned sane. Is it a virus? will he be next? Gustav doesn't want to be sane...*
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That happens here sometimes, especially when my mother's 97 ram eats an alternator.
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That happens here sometimes, especially when my mother's 97 ram eats an alternator.
Really? I've got over 216k on my 99 and no problems with the alternator
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When did this become the Mopar Garage Thread?
THIS IS THE INSANITY THREAD! GO CRAZY!
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When did this become the Mopar Garage Thread?
THIS IS THE INSANITY THREAD! GO CRAZY!
no...dat be da other thread named "insanity". HOWEVER! This is a curmudgeonally dark dank lair of Achoo. Now where's the beer?
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Currently... somewhere. I'll have to check to make sure the inter dimensional mice haven't run off with it.
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Run off with it?
They can't so that; standing policy is you drink ALL of your booze on premises.
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If they are inter dimensional mice I think the disregard common laws of thread physics
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Who cares about physics when the alcohol is in danger?
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Beer, Australian for Water.
Just ask Worktroll!
TT
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Beer, Australian for Water.
Just ask Worktroll!
TT
no doubt
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This thread was started by Wombat. IT IS THE INSANITY THREAD!
Just not the one I started.
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Wombat: Last Active: 09 January 2013, 05:37:14
O:-)
Wha?
TT
Is not stalking, just keeping a Acme diary... besides that's wombat over there, behind you in your shadow, eating what I believe is your Peanut Butter and Pastrami Haggis Hoggie sandwich with extra fixin's and sweet mustard drippings, on a whole rye Kaiser bun. You eat that stuff... cast iron colon! O0
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He's lurking
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Think a great blue Wombat fin sorta meandering about the scene because the great blue Wombat is lost and is distracted by bright shiny things, with the Jaws theme done by the same band that did the openong to the Loony Toons cartoons.
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*pondering*
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~cooks a hotdog over the steam escaping from mopar's ears~
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It wasn't that much pondering ;D
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He's lurking
like that damn summoner mech in the MW2 intro. Not that I hate Summoners, but that Timberwolf should have backed up and used Med lasers followed by a PPC shot, but Nooooo!
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You leave Alpha Three alone Vash!
TT
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I really scratch my head at the Timby pilot using his machine guns to down a Summoner. Then Alpha 3 just turns with AC carefully aimed and pow! I do however like the mechcommander intro with that Raven running for his life, but where are the neurohelms?
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you want realism?
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Well I guess that's where B-tech novels come in to play. Fun games though
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realism? it's a game about giant stompy robots
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It can be real, we just need to wait a while
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In the meantime, my Bulldrek senses are tingling...
*Puts on a blaze orange deerstalker cap, clashing horribly with his houndstooth suit as he shoulders an anti-tank rifle painted neon yellow*
Be vewy vewy quiet, I'm hunting Wombats... Huh-uh-uhhhh!
*Wanders away, dropping an empty can of cheap beer that's been relabeled "Aiming Fluid"*
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Is it Wombat season?
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Well, it's not Baseball season or Duck Season, so I guess it's Wombat Season. Personally I think that Wombat Season is the most dangerous season of all, primarily because of the collateral damage.
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Collateral dam-*KATHUD!*
*Unfortunately, a large ACMEtm safe decided the right place to land was corner-first on top of LightGuard's cunning hat, with him under it*
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WOW! Those things usually land on me! That's a refreshing cha-*KATHUD*
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~pulls out a stethoscope, and begins cracking the code on Achoo's safe. Finally opening it to find Achoo's head sticking up through a hole in the bottom of the safe. His body, presumably somewhere underneath~
That'll teach you to invoke the wrath of Murphy....maybe
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Oh, there's my cookie stash... reaches in and removes some Girl Scout Thinmints.
Thanks for finding them Achoo...
TT
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Yor welcomb #P
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Collateral dam-*KATHUD!*
*Unfortunately, a large ACMEtm safe decided the right place to land was corner-first on top of LightGuard's cunning hat, with him under it*
We lose so many new guys that way :(
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You quickly learn to be immune to most forms of death and destruction around here..
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you would think
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I try not to. I get in trouble every time I think.
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*A pile of dirt explodes out from under MoparMessiah, leaving a three-foot wide hole where he stood and flinging him into the safe that landed on LightGuard's head. From the hole, a voice rang out rather loudly*
I'm not dead yet!
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Don't worry, you will be soon, but you get over it. Take me for example, I have gotten darn good at reconstituting myself from darkness, shadow, used bubblegum wrappers, and the sticky stuff on movie theater floors (it's the only stuff i've found that holds darkness and shadow together, and is available in near unlimited quantities)
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and I make sure I have spare bodies on hot standby.
Would anybody like to demonstrate the BoP replacement process?
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Well this sure is a dark dank thread! If only I had a guitar with me in he cockpit of my Timberwolf, with Marshall amps for the command couch. Blast the silence AWAY!!!
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Would anybody like to demonstrate the BoP replacement process?
* Truetanker climbs into his personal ride and Double Taps on BoP, holding down the fireing button that leads to twin Ultra/20-HAG-40 combo. That's two 20's and two HAGs, turreted. Also Missile SPAM has accured as well. That's 4 ATM-12's and twin A4 Inferno rounds... *
200 ton custom tank... 8) O:-)
TT
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*BoPs AMS swats most of the missiles out of the sky while his shields block the first cannon shot, but he inevitably explodes in a shower of fire and metal confetti peppers with some guts*
*A new BoP bursts through the wall in a tunneling machine*
OH YEAH
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*A pile of dirt explodes out from under MoparMessiah, leaving a three-foot wide hole where he stood and flinging him into the safe that landed on LightGuard's head. From the hole, a voice rang out rather loudly*
I'm not dead yet!
Reminds me of Monty Python's "I;m not dead yet" ;D
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And how not to be seen
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and now for something completely different
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Playing WoW using 3D glasses?
TT
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never played it O0
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You're not missing anything.
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I didn't think so
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(muffled voice from the safe dropped on Achoo) Never played it myself either.(/muffled voice from the safe dropped on Achoo)
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I care not this game, this MMO...IMO
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MMO=costly waste of my time
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Between my job, home, pets, wife, CBT campaign and restoring two cars when do I have time for games
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(muffled voice from the safe dropped on Achoo) Sounds like a self-inflicted wound to me. (/muffled voice from the safe dropped on Achoo)
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*removes safe from atop of Achoo*
Can I get a really big spatula?
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Could you please put that safe back? It was the only place that I felt safe around here.
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Not anymore! >:D
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Maybe I will just stay here buried underground.......lurking like an ant lion to attack somebody stupid enougn to fall into this hole.
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*tosses grenade at Achoo's hole*
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Hmmm, sounds like a problem only Gordon Freeman can solve
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*tosses grenade at Achoo's hole*
That just sounds WRONG
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*tosses the grenade back*
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Wombat decides to make a rare entrance.
* Walks over to the "hole" with an Acme Newspaper aka Coloring Book and procides to unhinged his undertrousers to procure some much needed attention to the "hole". Wiping his hindquaters with a piece of paper, he tosses it into the "hole". *
Finished, Wombat smiles a toothy grin, and walks out.
Wow! Was that Mr. Wombat hmself, I should have asked for his autograph... maybe next time...
TT O:-)
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These thread has taken a disturbing turn :-\
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*Catches grenade, throws it back following another airborne safe*
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*The grenade explodes in a paisley explosion, filling the entire undergroud lair with hot buttered popcorn. Unfortunately this pretty much immobilizes everyone, including the poor unfortunate Achoo, who teleports out in a swirl of pinkness and hot buttered popcorn to get cleaned up.*
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*meanwhile, on Namek* ....
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I just had these robes dry cleaned :(
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Welp, time to go back to base and get another duster coat, and a new prosthetic machine-gun arm. Perhaps clan Sea Fox can give me a deal on a elemental medium laser.
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Hey Thanks for the free oil job, my joints are now well lubicated.
What's this funny white puffy kernel-like stuff?
TT
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Hey Thanks for the free oil job, my joints are now well lubicated.
What's this funny white puffy kernel-like stuff?
TT
Oh I'm sure your well lubricated ::)
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~calmly munches popcorn~ well that was a new one.
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Popcorn is a little burnt, perhaps I'm near the blast site. I'll go harvest a little farther out. Everyone keep an eye out for Wombat in your popcorn harvest. And where's Achoo?
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I was getting cleaned up after the TFOS Hyperspatial Popcorn Grenade went off. Fortunately we were underground in an enclosed room. If one of those things goes off outside it creates a pile of popcorn two miles high and five miles in diameter!
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I really don't like popcorn
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*Pops out of a popcorn pile, munching on a handful*
'Snot bad, though I like the Jalapeno Cheddar flavor myself.
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You guys might be getting too much roughage
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Not me. Don't eat the stuff myself.
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Roughage?
Never touch the stuff myself.
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Define roughage
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roughage
n
1. (Life Sciences & Allied Applications / Physiology) (Cookery) the coarse indigestible constituents of food or fodder, which provide bulk to the diet and promote normal bowel function See also dietary fibre
2. any rough or coarse material
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#1 - you guys are like the roughage to my mind ;D
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That's can't be right.
The stuff said in the hall will not clean out your mind. It actually contributes to the blockage.
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8)
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Thiz eez troo! I can't help but think of mechs all day
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*Nods while leaning on Vash's shoulder* Yeah, the wife sometimes says I think about them too much...just because I moaned about UrbanMechs!
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I think about getting one or two of those some day
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Advance payment of rent or minis... refund check in the mail....
Guys help me decide which is better in the long run?
TT
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rent. Minis are a luxury, you save up for them. House, is not so much a luxury, rain sucks, snow sucks worse without a roof and walls
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Been there, done that in winter.
Yeah me, I has a job, still sucks most of the time...
Is it GenCon yet?
TT
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Damn. I'm still waiting for all my tax forms.
I don't understand why corporations always insist on waiting till the last possible second. All the work is done by computer anyways, why not print and ship January 1st?
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rent. Minis are a luxury, you save up for them. House, is not so much a luxury, rain sucks, snow sucks worse without a roof and walls
So having 2140 mech minis would be a luxury?
I'm getting about 50 more on Sunday ;D
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A halfling walks into the hall, looking around in great wonder. She then take a deep breath (to the amount that actually causes a drop in barometric air pressure by a small percentage) and asks (loudly)
"CAN I RENT THIS PLACE NEXT WEEK?
The Pink Clan needs to hold a meeting next week and i need space to hold 500 Right-sized in one space, for an hour or 12..." she then turns around, departs smartly as the air pressure returns to normal (but doesn't stop the first cracks in the walls from forming).
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That depends. Will you all eat the popcorn?
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hmm, kinda cute for a small. I wonder if the pink hair was natural, Canopian maybe?
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Was that a drive by posting? ???
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MEANWHILE IN MERRYBERRY...
#1: Did you make the request, #2?
#2: Yesh, #1.
#1: Good. Very Good. Soon the rebelion will begin. Soon our star will rise. Soon those fowl halflings will poor into the 'mechverse. Soon it will implode. Are you eating your socks, #2?
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I just got the strangest snesation of cutting to a different location briefly. Anyone else feel anything?
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I'm dyslexic so someone's name right now is causing me major problems
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I don't rent this place. It is, however, frequently invaded. And currently filled with popcorn.
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You you permit me to deploy an auto-sentry by one of the doors in case of halfling invasion?
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I think I still have an R/C Hetzer around
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ANybody know what happened to the RC McKenna?
I liked that one more.
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I understand that the mercenary unit known a Captain Zippy's Urbanmech Calvary might be looking for a garrison type job. Contact : StCptMara for details.
TT
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How do you airdrop urbies underground?
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The Polka Dot Lance's A4 makes a very nice hole....
TT
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And yet again, Even more Elsewhere in the realms...
Soooo... The halflings are looking for lodging. the place they checked as full of what? exactly what? Ok, Ok... we can handle that. but doesnt that place remind of you of The Pub (you know, that place that has a Urbanmech brigade or some nonsence? You don't? Shame. I still remember the dancing Urbies, spot welded to the ceiling...
HEY! JOE! Drop that wrench! I gots an idea... ^-^
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I don't rent this place. It is, however, frequently invaded. And currently filled with popcorn.
are you sure? i could have sworn that halfling walked into the hall, unimpeaded (but to your credit, we never asked is she ate her way into the space. that's a logical assumtion on where the popcorn may have went to, during the massive air pressure drop... oh dear. Was there a bathroom nearby. i would imagine you should go clean it. NOW [blank])
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~tosses a home made incindiary device into tha bathroom~ clean now
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Did you use white phosphorus and napalm, or do we have to hire a new janitor?
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I'll just be leaving now...
TT
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Me too
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Good idea.
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Thermite actually. If you're going to play with fire, might as well use something that will melt through the floor
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I will accept that answer and requisition new plumbing.
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will you include more toilets? Sure halflings physically CAN double up on a typical Porcelain throne' (think of the that one 'Tenatious D' video with the 'duo working butts') but do we really want to?
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You want to throw a convention here and you expect US to provide the extra accommodations?
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Why are we discussing the bathroom habits of Halflings?
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Why are we discussing the bathroom habits of Halflings?
Well, you've seen The Hobbit right? ???
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Yeah! And where's the beer?
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Forget the new toilets, help me install the Death Star style trash compactor walls.
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Too slow, don't you have any faster acting deathtraps?
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do you have a specific PSI rating in the hydraulics? there are ways to make it operate faster. Perhaps emplying a reverseable direction tread mill floor that keeps the trash from fleeing towards 'the exit', thus hastening their doom... wait. whut?
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Faster death traps? Well there is always the poison gas option, or the classic 'kill it with fire' route. I considered pit traps, but they have a tendency to fail. The pool of sharks below the main floor idea is terribly inefficient if you are dealing with multiple victims.
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Sloped floorboards that raise up covering the exits, which leads us to the " open " floor plan of which has mulitple buzzsaws and meatgrinders running at 1000 RPMs a second followed by a lasergrid that has one-tenth of a millimeter holes in it covering the space Should we have a medium-slow " drop " ceiling to help out?
TT
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Oh I know.
make the walls of the compactors out of claymore mines.
Undifferentiated organic paste, can't escape from the second stage of the death trap.
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Perhaps, but we will need an improved disposal system. Can you imagine the stink if the drains get clogged after that
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Just install the drain system to the Smoke Jaquar Chatterweb thread, nobody ever uses it anymore... O:-)
TT
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Well, you've seen The Hobbit right? ???
No :(
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Cartoon or live action?
TT
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Cartoon or live action?
TT
Oh I've seen the old cartoon
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Perhaps, but we will need an improved disposal system. Can you imagine the stink if the drains get clogged after that
That's why we build the crusher and incinerator as the same room.
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Chestnuts roasting on an open fire
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False trapdoor floor 20' drop unto 10' Gelatinous Cube.
Classic D&D Garbage Disposal. Hose off the remnants that fall into a small trapdoor and rinse again.
TT
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*sigh* Technically my throne room and underground lair is a bathroom. I don't have any idea how so many people seem able to get into my SECRET lair!
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OH GOOD! that means asking you to provide the Toilet Paper wont too too much to ask then, sir?
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Why is it the wee ones have all the fun? Halfing Toss!!!!
Loads up on cannonfodder...
TT
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*sigh* Technically my throne room and underground lair is a bathroom. I don't have any idea how so many people seem able to get into my SECRET lair!
Maybe you should take down all the posted signs leading here.
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or get a key lock on the elevator?
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You know that won't work.
Any of us here could bypass that kind of lock, and many of us often enter and leave from alternate directions.
*Leans against tunneling machine*
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You know that won't work.
Any of us here could bypass that kind of lock, and many of us often enter and leave from alternate directions.
*Leans against tunneling machine*
That was boring ::)
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Posted signs.............................. :o
CURSE YOU SAMURAI WOMBAT!
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is that a TV show on ISF-approved Kuritan airwaves? Im so turning on the DVR for that! (is it carried on COX?)
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Food fight in the headcapping thread.
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Oh, I'll make sure my victory in that thread is tastefully recognized.
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toodles! Off to the salt mines
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Oh, I'll make sure my victory in that thread is tastefully recognized.
There is no such thing as victory in that thread. Everybody dies, nobody wins. Sort of like Capellan politics.
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if everyone dies in Cappie politics, does that not then make the fedrats the winners?
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U no like Fedrat? Me no mind, but am curious. Me Lyran/Clanner, but no care use tons of assault mech, prefer more medium class like Stealth, with exception Timberwolf (Gorky thread getting to me)
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~Smacks vash in the head with an empty (plastic) coke bottle~ stop talking like that, you sound like you where raised by apes
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Still didn't answer my question, and give me an ice pack will ya
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I don't dislike any faction, be they Cappie, Fedrat, Elsie, Fawlty Worlds League or anyone else.
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Me Taurian! Me no likey any Inner Sphere numbskulls, 'specially Federat liar liar trousers on fire! >:D
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Me Warden Wolf Clanner/Lyran. Falcons can shove it!
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I'm the GM so I have every faction
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eh, I lied. Thee is one faction I hate. The WoB can suck it
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Go Word of Blake! *Word!* I choose you! Use ascension with nuclear orbital fire! *Word! Word!*
Word of Blake uses ascension and nuclear orbital fire.
Now use Herb Manuvers with C3i! *Word!*
Word of Blake uses Herb Manuvers and C3i.
And now, I end my turn in defense mode.
TT O:-)
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Umm, has anyone seen my Bearhunter?
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I counter with Snow Raven ~caw~
Snow Raven uses rain of orbital fire It's super effective
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*MEANWHILE IN BIKINI BOTTOM*
Did someone say Chocolate?
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Speaking of a place that needs to be nuked from orbit...Bikini Bottom is really high on that list.
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Actually, Bikini Bottom, and it's above water Atoll has been nuked. Hence the reason for it's mutated wildlife
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SOOOOOOOOOOO what your saying is.... while the World controlling media, created the chain of Godzilla (and Gamera) movies in the 50's & 60's to cover what actually was growing on bikini Bottom, by the time the 1990's and 2000's roll around, the things that grew on the irradiated atoll went on to star in a popular children's TV (and Movie) series?
For real, Sponge Bob can fire nuclear fire from his butt? ??? Times like this i wish my Bro was still alive. I think only he could possibly identify which Sponge Bob characters are which Kaiju from the Godzilla chains...
of course, this also means that Sponge Bob has been moonlighting, when you think about all the Godzilla (and Gamera!!!) films made in the past 2 decades....... [blank]
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no, that's not what I am saying at all as a matter of fact
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Word of Blake takes damage and is hurt, badly.
Use Herb's Kitten Summons and Herb's Cat Litterbox manuver on Snow Raven. *Word!*
Word of Blake uses Herb's Kitten Summons and Herb's Cat Litterbox manuver.
Snow Raven is dealt a Reaving by Herb's Kittens and takes damage.
TT O:-)
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*MEANWHILE IN BIKINI BOTTOM*
Did someone say Chocolate?
So you have chocolate in your bikini bottoms?
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TP!
Calling TP on this.
TT
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A bikini bottom full of chocolate? Now that is a horse of a different color! ^-^
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TP!
Calling TP on this.
TT
Total Possession? ??? :o
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TP!
Sorry, my tome of town portal is empty.
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that's why you learn the spell so you don't need the tome or the stack of scrolls
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Well, that aces it for Mopar. He cannot learn how to spell, let alone cast a spell. }:)
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Haven't found the Spell book yet.
I think the witch is holding out on me.
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Well, that aces it for Mopar. He cannot learn how to spell, let alone cast a spell. }:)
Speling iz hilee ovre ratid
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*give Mopar a Speak & Spell* Merry Xmas/Hail Orcus!!! 8)
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*give Mopar a Speak & Spell* Merry Xmas/Hail Orcus!!! 8)
Oh I'm looking for one - no really I am
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:D That I can believe! Try searching for one online! (There is a phone app, but somehow I suspect that is not what you want.)
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:D That I can believe! Try searching for one online! (There is a phone app, but somehow I suspect that is not what you want.)
No I want to rebadge it as the "Employees Name Random Excuse Generator 2000" for someone at work.
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You can find anything online these days.
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and to all of them there is a rule 34
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and to all of them there is a rule 34
Yes there is
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Yeah, the gaming group here even found rule 34 rust monster
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Yeah, the gaming group here even found rule 34 rust monster
Michigan?
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Abilene
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rule 34 rust monster? now I have to go looking damnit. Curiosity is a dangerous thing
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Meanwhile, Late last year....
Sooooo..... we're doing what, again boss?
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Try to look stupid in front of the opposite sex?
TT
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Oh I can do that. Give me something with some challenge to it
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Try to admit your stupid in front of the opposite sex without actually being stupid about it? or Removing said foot from mouth without being coy about it.
;D
TT
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I do that all the time. ;D
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not me ::)
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Never underestimate the power of stupidity. ::)
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Never underestimate the power of stupidity. ::)
How could you after reading this thread?
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[Wombat wakes up in the middle of the fruit salad bowl, again, and wonders briefly where his briefs went. Then he remembers he doesn't wear any and waddles out. Wombat yawns loudly and momentarily belches up a small refrigerator, swallows it again, and then notices a new-comer.]
"....oooooooh."
[Wombat tiptoes up behind Pensiveswetness an sniffs for a moment before shrugging his shoulders and handing Pensiveswetness a twinkie and waddling off. The twinkie explodes.]
**KA-BOOM!!**
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Oh good, you're back
*hacks off Wombat's left arm and then replaces it with a BoP Industries Discount Economy Unpowered Arm Substitute*
I need to borrow this for a few days.
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"....was that the left arm or the right?"
(Wombat asks as he doesn't know how to tell which was which)
"Because the left arm has a tendancy to get kinda feely when exposed to garlic or chili powder."
[Wombat looks as his new prosthesis and sniffs it.]
"Huh...smells like grape jelly. And is that a flame-thrower attachment?"
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We ran out of soda cans during construction, luckily we had a can of chafing dish fuel left over from last week's party to fill out the last few inches of the arm.
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"Oh, and its got a can opener on the elbow!!"
[Wombat smiles a big toothy grin and proceeds to attack a Hunchback 'mech with his can-opener elbow.]
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*as the smoke lifts...* Oh cool. Thanks wombat. i was wondering how i was gonna cook this tray of tater tots... ??? Does that mean we're a GO! for The Halflings for a Shorter America convention? Ive beeny kinda busy completely forgetting at the last minute its Valentine's Slavery Day on thursday... :-[
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[Wombat, understanding all of about five words, nods with a big toothy grin at Pensiveswetness while fumbling in his pouch. As he nods his head, the distinct sound of a ping-pong ball being shaken inside a coffee can can be heard. A moment later, Wombat pulls out a pair of handcuffs and handcuffs himself to Pensiveswetness, straps on a pair of goggles and a chinguard, and taps his foot nervously as if waiting for something to happen.]
*ding*
[Wombat pulls a pair of oven mitts on and, opening his pouch like an oven door, pulls out a rather large pot labeled "Chili Inferno". Wombat smiles a big toothy grin as he proceeds to drink it, and then eats the pot at as well. Wombat proceeds to belge a few flames.]
*Uuuuuuurp!*
[Wombat starts to vibrate, slow at first, but with gaining intensity...]
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Please, in polite company i perfer PW... maybe edwin? *casts Teleport* Poof! Ah damn. Wrong spell
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Please, in polite company i perfer PW... maybe edwin? *casts Teleport* Poof! Ah damn. Wrong spell
Magic will not help you here
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That's why the trick is to get far from here.
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*ducks for cover, tosses Wombat into it, shuts the cover, and runs for dear life*
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[Wombat smiles a big toothy grin as, instead of exploding, a noxious green cloud begins emanating from his posterior. The carpet begins to melt. The lamps scream in pain and run away. Captain Lou Albano rises from the dead, puts himself in a figure-four, chokes himself out, and dies again. Two rabbits jump out of Wombat's pouch, wearing gasmasks and run off. Three dropships fall from the sky and Cream of Wheat no longer has the recommended serving of iron.]
(http://cloudtimes.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/Green_Cloud.gif)
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but can you bottle it for future use?
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*MM breaks out a Titanium Vacuum Cleaner and sucks up the gas and bottles it*
Oder de Clang - I'll be rich.
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Using it for blackmail are you? ::)
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Using it for blackmail are you? ::)
profit, i think... but this sort loops up the logic, rather like profitting from underwear...
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"Too late. I already sold them."
[Achoo, MoparMessiah, ShadowRaven, and Pensiveswetness all notice that Wombat has (most likely under cover of stinking green cloud) stolen their underwear and sold them on the black market. Curiously enough, Wombat seems to have boughten them from himself, and had them shipped to himself in vacuum-sealed baggies.]
"...to preserve the freshness!" >:D
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After last night's sauna work out, I hope you double bagged mine, or the 'freshness' might begin melting it's way out
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[Wombat's marsupial suit gags a few times, unzips itself, and runs off....leaving Wombat naked (and still handcuffed to Pensiveswetness).]
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HAHA!
Points to runaway suit! My Lung Implants allow me to survive that gas cloud. And now I think I'll give wombat a Raisin Oatmeal Walnut Chocolate Chip Chunk Macadamia Nut Cookie. With Sprinkles! For free.
TT
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How can i still be in handcuffs. I ended up casting reduce, not teleport... good thing gas rises normally
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Magic dose not work well against Toonnomics.
TT
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(This is a CBT site, not a Magic site. We don't support that addiction around here.)
(As for what Achoo is doing right now.......) #P
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*looks around, nibbles on his fennec tail, flattens his fennec ears, then gets distracted by a shiny object*
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[Wombat's empty marsupial suit waddles up to Gustav and zips itself around him.]
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*yelps and bites and nibbles and sleeps and murfs before falling down a flight of stairs, up two escalators, down the Niagara falls, onto a spoon that flicked an olive up in the air. This olive knocked over a domino that pushed a pencil forward which popped a balloon, scaring the cat into clawing off a guy's face. The guy who had his face clawed off sued Rube Goldberg for damages and put out of business his overly complex machine company.*
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This is why you don't spook the furries.
*BoP throws a slightly mangled wombat arm at Wombat*
Oh by the way, the lab is done with this.
*BoP pushes a button and Wombat's BoP Industries Discount Economy Unpowered Arm Substitute explodes*
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"...but I just discovered it had the butt-scratch 3000 attachment on it!"
[Wombat looks down at his bleeding stump.]
"Oh smeg."
[Wombat's widdle eyes turn about three times over, like a messed-up slots machine, before coming to rest. Lemon...lemon...cherry...crosses. Both his eyes turn into little X's and he keels over on the floor. Almost immediately the tell-tale sign of an ACME™ ambulance burst through the wall, running Achoo over (twice) and stops on top of Wombat. Three inept ACME™ weasel paramedics leap out of the vehicle.]
ACME™ weasel paramedic #4: "...hey, we got the call, but where's Wombat?"
ACME™ weasel paramedic #72: "Perhaps it was a drill?"
ACME™ weasel paramedic #1399: "Did someone say drill?"
[One of the ACME™ weasel paramedic pulls a DeWalt fusion-powered hammerdrill out of the back of the ambulance and begins drilling into the supports of the building with it.]
ACME™ weasel paramedic #4: "Okay, so we have exactly 11 seconds before the building comes down. That leaves us five seconds to find Wombat, throw him in the meatwagon, and another six seconds to raid the refrigerator of this establishment and leave before the roof comes down."
ACME™ weasel paramedic #1399:: "...what if we want to make queso?"
ACME™ weasel paramedic #72: "Its not really a party without queso."
ACME™ weasel paramedic #4: "You make a good point. We have to keep our priorities. Okay. Forget Wombat. Lets concentrate on raiding the refrigerator and making queso. Did you bring the chips, #1399?"
ACME™ weasel paramedic #1399: (sheepishly) "...no. I think I accidently sewed them inside the patient during emergency surgery on our last call."
ACME™ weasel paramedic #4: "Probably for the best. Those were ACME™ chips and have a tendancy to explode."
ACME™ weasel paramedic #72: "Well that explains my upset stomach and backache from my mid-morning nap earlier."
ACME™ weasel paramedic #1399: "True, but we also took out your kidneys when you were sleeping."
ACME™ weasel paramedic #72: "Hey, we all need all the practice with surgery we can get."
ACME™ weasel paramedic #4: "Right then. No chips, no queso. The new plan is now the old plan, which was the original plan. Find Wombat, raid the refrigerator, and leave before the ceiling falls in. "
[The three inept ACME™ weasel paramedics high-four each other, and proceed to scoop Wombat up with a shovel (after running him over at least twice more) and then proceed to smash through another wall, after running over BirdofPrey on their way out the door.]
*beep*
*beep*
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*BoP makes a satisfying crunch as the paramedics run him over.*
*5 minutes later, another BoP arrives wearing a very nice coat; he feeds the old BoP into the Mister Fusion*
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#P
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*watching all this happen on the TV*
Hey, Milliebutt! Come over here! This is the part of the show that gets good! [watch] Pass the popcorn, will ya?
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*A BoP Industries Matter Transference Device materializes next to pensivesweetness and teleports everybody in a 20 foot radius to the Lair*
There's no escape for you now
There is howver escape for me
*BoP teleports out before the ceiling caves in*
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aww man, another cave in? shal we retreat down to the next sub-floor lair?
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Tell Wombat to use a different ambulance service.
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didnt we already establish that teleport doesnt work into or outto the lair?
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Know, we said magic doesn't work vs toon logic.
That's why I borrowed some stuff from the Jetsons.
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[Wombat waddles back in a few hours later with a certificate announcing he has been given a clean bill of health and that the bill for the clean bill of health was paid for with Achoo's credit card.]
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Why is it wet wombat? Don't you know bills are dry clean only?
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I don't wear underwear ^-^
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[Wombat dresses MoparMessiah up in Wombat's underwear.]
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ewwww....
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At this time the subfloor beneath the collapsed ceiling gives way and collapses into the subsubfloor, which itself happily collapses into the subsubsubfloor. At this point the building above the lair, now lacking a bit of sctructural support, collapses into the hole.
Above Achoo uses a bulldozer to fill in the hole, fills it with fresh wet concrete to finish filling the hole in and drives off to his new not so unpleasantly moist underground lair. He sits on his throne, begins reading the paper and waits for the others to dig their way out and show up here.
It probably won't take long.
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"Man...this escape hole is really dark, and wet. And who put Achoo's butt on top of this escape hatch, blocking our path?"
*poke*
*poke*
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[Wombat dresses MoparMessiah up in Wombat's underwear.]
But you don't wear underwear either :o
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*BoP teleports into the new lair*
Lucky for me, I was gone before the ceiling came down.
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Meanwhile in Cleveland...
Damn. it's snowing again. Hey Bob345,600,607.98? Why is the feed down at sector J654GHT-0987-jj-607? That's that lair that recon found a week ago, right? *nods* Yeah, that one. We lost feeds from camera's 1 thru 4. *pauses* Looks like 5 is upline... *whistles* damn. is that me, or does that look like concrete?
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Truetanker, using his built-in Boosted and Shielded C3i, calls in an Orbital Bombardment on his direct postion.
* 2.5 mil ton 1/2 LF-battery, wall to wall HNPPC, SCL/3, clantech Large Pulse Lasers and L-AMS. Equipped with 1296 Drones, Mk. 39-004 and Mk. 39-007, and a single Smallcraft bay. Also equipped with a few dropcollars, 6 in total, and a spine mounted Mass Driver. My drones use clantech as well. *
" Bathe in my light! "
TT
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Notsonoble paints a door on the side of the concrete next to him, opens the door, steps through into BoPs lab.
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Toon Doors? Oh that tech is mighty dangerous
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Good luck navigating the MC Escher architecture and comprehending the four dimensional, non euclidean geometries of my lab; please be advised, we are doing high energy experiments at present, and certain sections of the facility may be bathed in hard radiation at any moment.
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* BoP's lab is bathed in enlighinment from TT's escaped Orbital Bombardment *
TT
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*BoP's lab is in space*
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Luckily I was involved in a Rube Goldberg scandal, and only emerged with my shame intact.
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[After being poked in the butt Achoo flushes the toilet five times. Just too be sure.]
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Toon Doors? Oh that tech is mighty dangerous
Perfect reason to use them randomly. Kinda like big red buttons.
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Notsonoble paints a door on the side of the concrete next to him, opens the door, steps through into BoPs lab.
* BoP's lab is bathed in enlighinment from TT's escaped Orbital Bombardment *
TT
*BoP's lab is in space*
From space-based firing point to painted door on the ground to BoP's space-based lab.
:))
TT
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And you did say
please be advised, we are doing high energy experiments at present, and certain sections of the facility may be bathed in hard radiation at any moment.
courtesies from my Orbital Bombardment fire solution.
TT
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*BoP's lab smalls into the sun*
ooopppssss
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* gives MM a spellcheck button *
T
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*brakes the button*
::)
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*brakes the button*
::)
to be specific, MM must have installed a higher tensioned spring. this spring, with its higher tension, would require moar physical strenght in the finger in order to be able to push it down at the same rate of decent as a non-high tensioned button would. So in ensense, Braking the Button would be proper. Now if someone could explain why i kept typing 'Bottom' each time i was intenting to type 'Button' before i check for errors?
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Because you are obsessed with Mopar's butt?
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Because you are obsessed with Mopar's butt?
Many women are, I do have a nice tushy 8)
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Eh, your just a muscle car freak gearhead who likes stompy robot games.
TT :)
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Eh, your just a muscle car freak gearhead who likes stompy robot games.
TT :)
*gets out red pen*
It's spelled "you're"
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That's lipstick, not ink BoP. I believe Wombat over there applied a second coating on his lips again for another round of Achoo leg date.
TT
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Huh so it is
*Writes redrum on the bathroom mirror*
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~drinks black rum and watches BoP make a mess on the mirror~
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~drinks black rum and watches BoP make a mess on the mirror~
That's why all the rum's gone!
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OK, That's it! Get a date with another leg!
*Achoo disappears in a swirl of pinkness.*
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Eh, your just a muscle car freak gearhead who likes stompy robot games.
TT :)
Yes and with a nice tushy
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well the old black rum's got a hold on me like a...wombat on Achoo's leg
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well the old black rum's got a hold on me like a...wombat on Achoo's leg
That's bad :(
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worst i could come up with on short notice
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*is currently stuck falling down the up escalator for the rest of time.*
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Clearly I have no recourse but to declare snenanigans
*Gets out police loudspeaker*
shenanigans!
SHENANIGANS!!!!
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She Nani Guns?
:o
Where?!?
TT
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Darn. I left my Shalleighley in my other robes
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just use a generic stick then. Just as effective, and easier for those who can not effect a proper Irish accent to pronounce
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Well I've got this ugly stick.
But I see that most of you have been hit with it too many times already ::)
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*Steals mopar's stick and beats him a few times with it.*
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hit it or 'Tap it'? ...cause the latter has dual meanings at the very least...
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*Smacks pensive with the stick as well*
It's called a typo.
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Cool. Shenanigans has been officially declared!
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Did we just learn something about BoP? ::)
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yes. he doesn't know the difference between a typo and an ugly stick
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Or maybe I just named my new stick 'typo'
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How typocal! ^-^
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*BoP fills the ugly stick with explosives, hides behind a beam then detonates the stick so everyone gets hit by ugly shrapnel*
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*smiles as all those neeto bits of hot shrapnel bounce of his Pinpoint Barrier system, plager-borrowed from unnamed crying Robotech fan* Derp... glad they kept improving the system over the decades. the updates installed on VF-171's, VF-25 AND VF-27's are amazing.... they probably have a PPB system for Captain Klan Klan's brassiere!
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*Gustav's cuteness factor of being a fennec fox converts the ugly shrapnel into cute shrapnel. Unfortunately, being a fennec fox, he also causes them to now scream like howling banshees when excited.*
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wetness........we don't discuss Robotech here for legal reasons. O0
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OCC: If you want a perma-ban, that is a must. If not, then a big honkin' No-no!
ICC: Looks like rain * as the peices fall over his cyborgean body *
TT
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[Wombat, for unexplained reasons, its sleeping in the salad bar again; his little nub of a tail lightly stirring the blue cheese dressing....]
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strange, i think Wombat's tail might actually be an improvment
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Probably, all the cooks got scared away, so we're left buying prepackaged dressing, and this jar was cheap because it's made from at least 50% post consumer products and another 35% artificial ingredients.
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Well, the nubby tail is a bit more intelligent than the stubby head...... ::)
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wetness only mentioned macross characters and craft... and talked about underwear of someone who's bra size would be measured in meters and entire multi-syllable words, so its okay...
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ATTENTION PASSENGERS, this thread is now about bridge bunnies.
[discuss]
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YES PLEASE!!!!
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If its a meltrandi fleet bridge, are they still bunnies?
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well, not exactly, as they haven't figured out things like sexy yet. Once they get a bit of culture though, I suspect so
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I thought we were discussing gigantic bra sizes ???
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dont worry, we still are...
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178 Double Z's
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I see your avatar is wearing the new slim fiqured bra there SR. Bunnies for the Win!
TT
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LOL i go away a couple days and my peach tree bore fruit... or something... maybe PASSED something...? well since Macross frontier pretty much tossed away the taboo about what gender you have to prefer as a bridge bunny (or Bridge Pilot)... it's all good.
why couldnt the bridge crew on the Enterprise not be bridge bunnies? wouldnt that not have save Enterprise with it was on the air?
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Star Trek with Bridge Bunnies? BRILLIANT!!!! I'm going to call up George Takei right now......
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OH MY.
Isn't that what Star trek Online is about?
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& sigged
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It is certainly what anime is all about!
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not all anime. Some of it is about angst powered giant robots
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And most of those have cute bridge bunnies. Or cat girls.
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I took my future Step Brood to the local Library this evening, for a kiddie event involving reading about Australian animals... maybe i didnt here this correctly but WOMBATS poop square-shaped poop... is that true?
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Yep, Wombat shits Acme-style construction bricks. Tho an Anvil has a better To-Hit %.
TT
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well you learn something new every day
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"Its true...and they come flying out at super-sonic speeds."
[Wombat bends over and grunts.]
*BLAM!!*
[Truetanker finds himself suddenly impales with a brick-shaped marsupial gauss-turd.]
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Why you little blue furball, when I get repaired. I'm going to wear your hide as a trophy mullet mohawk wig.
* Uses his built-in C3i to command a Medical Support Dropshuttle to pick him up and take him to orbit with Drone Voidseekers Mk. 39s. *
TT
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the words mullet and mohawk should never be used together to describe the same hair....style?
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Why you little blue furball, when I get repaired. I'm going to wear your hide as a trophy mullet mohawk wig. With a cowlick!
Edit:
TT
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[Wombat, out of sheer curiousity, licks a cow.]
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the cow, being a Holstein. the only domesticated quadruped stupider then a sheep, licks back
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Farmer Bob: Hey... hey! HEY!
Farmer Bob Jim: What's 'he matter, Bob?
Farmer Bob: Ah it's one of them Shriner folks again, messin' with the cows. Hey! HEY! Your tryin to mount the wrong end, son!
This post is legal because it contains a question. just not a good one LOL
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(https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/58448_492614997462711_283824296_n.jpg)
O:-)
TT
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[applause] [applause] ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Hey Wombat? Like some fried chicken? Watch this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OG-ONaXLn8Y (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OG-ONaXLn8Y)
TT
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pooh impalement - don't see that every day
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Don't want to see it any day!
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I always questioned Pooh and Christopher Robin's relationship
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[Wombat, in the meantime, proceeds to take some industrial plant growth formula and sprinkles on MoparMessiah's feet, making his toes grow long. He then braids them and plants him in the ground.]
"Can we call him BanyanTree Messiah now?"
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I ent participating in this ::)
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~shoots Mopar in the face with a supersoaker full of lemon juice~ Bad pun
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meanwhile in North Canton, Ohio...
Dude. i just had this awesome idea. Oh forget it, it couldn't work. pass the Potato salad, please?
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wait a minute - since when in the Hall can we not use a bad pun? ??? :P
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since when in the hall can we not shoot people?
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since when can we use lemon juice?
TT
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Lemon juice is very useful!
It gives your hair a beautiful shine, it removes tarnish from copper and brass, it gets you going (it's a natural laxative), it's great for cleaning your kitchen and making it smell nice, it's a natural disinfectant, it can remove pine tar from your hands and it can silence a hacking cough and heal a sore throat.
It's also nice in tea.
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is now a good time to cook (or eat) all this popcorn? (as the room begins to fill with halflings, at the rate of typical Star Trek tribble breeding rates)... HEY! I smell BOOZE! it's time to PAR_TEEEEEEEE! ;D
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Good think I poisoned the popcorn.
The bad thing is somebody is going to have to clean up all the dead halflings in about fifteen minutes.
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~Shadowraven promptly explodes with the force of 1/4 pound of C4~
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* Grabs SR used parts and sells them on the black market for a profit. *
TT
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* Grabs SR used parts and sells them on the black market for a profit. *
TT
Who knew that size 28x22 was in demand ::)
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Meh.......parts are parts.
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are you quoting "Wendy's" commercials?
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Nope.
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I don't think that Wendy's girl can keep up that light chassis of hers if her breakfast lunch and dinner was comprised of Western Bacon Cheeseburgers
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LOL! Calories are not toooooo bad (only 660) and only 30 grams of fat. But 1,410 mg of salt! Oh my!
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Then again who can resist a Bacon Cheese Burger!? Also, How on earth do you get your text colored red Achoo!?
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You know what (of course not, not even I know him), I totally missed all the fantastic stuff that is the text toolbar. Please don't let wombat destroy my red duster coat!
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Text toolbar?
Real
men
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Vash next time you reply, check the top part of the messaging tool. Font Face, Font Size and Change Color.
Even I can do this and I am not tech savay like some of the others.
TT
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well wouldja look at that!
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And I don't use red. It would not be appropriate.
I use maroon because you guys are a bunch of maroons.
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I use pink, because I'm tough enough to get away with it
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I used to use pink because it drove some of the others lurking around here to distraction. But I like maroon better.
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Eh, I think I'll stick with this. I'm already too busy marking armor points on RS to fight with all the careful tapping on a tablet device
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I use this since it is the color of royalty ::)
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Careful not to release too much smug into the atmosphere
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Eh the smart people here don't breathe the local atmosphere, so it's perfectly safe.
and by 'smart people' I of course mean me.
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Hmmm... So you probly intake spices like guild navigator of Dune and must be wheeled around in a giant fish tank ;D
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PSH, no. I just use my own air supply
Hmm, smells like Druidia.
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That sounded pretty Druish.
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Eh the smart people here don't breathe the local atmosphere, so it's perfectly safe.
and by 'smart people' I of course mean me.
That's cause you are using a small sample size
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I make no apologies.
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I make no apologies.
You are an apology ;D ;)
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I apologize for the atmosphere in here, There is way too much smug and somebody stole the Druish air sanitizer.
Also I let loose a Taco Bell.
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Was it wet and did you use a megaphone?
TT [blank]
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so the reason they one the restaurant wars was because of biologic weaponry?
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So do we just start a new thread called restaurant succession wars?
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Was it wet and did you use a megaphone?
TT [blank]
Isn't that part of the original opening to "Casino Royale"?
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}:)
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Sure, why not.
So do we just start a new thread called restaurant succession wars?
Sure, why not.
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I'll stay here - this place smells a lot better than a Taco Bell
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Sure, why not.Sure, why not.
well then... Lets!
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[From the men's room a dense green noxious cloud disolves it's way through the door and begins moving toward Vash....]
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Gas Masks PRONTO!
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~hits the alarm and busts out the Hazmat gear~
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*Red Alert!*
"All personnel, proceed to hazmat control gate for departure"
"Reminder that any possibility of Wombat scanned upon any personnel will result in complete lockdown for quarantine, following decontamination process until foreign bio form and host are neutralized"
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*BoP remains sealed against all atmospheric taints.*
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*BoP begins desolving in the dense green noxious cloud. *
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*Hearing the blood curdling screams from the space lab in space, a BoP Industries tech enters, notices the puddle of BoP and writes a requisition for for a new BoP.
Before leaving, he takes blood samples of everyone to check for cheese.*
==Note: Please allow three to five business hours for delivery.==
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It didn't look like a comfortable hobbit hole with round doorways and nice crockery, so I probably should have thought better about walking in. Ahhh, noxious green fumage! ^-^ How delightful
And a bloodtest.
No hobbits either. hmmmm
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Whew! Good thing I'm indestructible!
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[The dense green noxious cloud again begins moving towards Vash, leaving a trail of scoured concrete floor semi-disolving in it's wake.....]
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No hobbits either. hmmmm
No. They're delicious.
Want some Ogre Chow?
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...yeah, might as well. ;D
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*A deliveryman rings the doorbell. He needs somebody to sign for a package*
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[The dense noxious green cloud passes the delirery man, who himself turns green and passes out.]
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How do we escape this evil that is so curmudgeonly dank!?
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this too, like all forms of flatulent gas, shall pass
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*As no one has signed for him yet despite him having been delivered, BoP's anti-theft device kicks in, and he breaks out of his crate and fires his rocket launcher into the lair.*
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[The dense noxious green cloud spontaneously explodes, filling the entire lair with a much less dense but still noxious green fog.]
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*Having expended the rocket launcher, BoP picks up a mini gun and sprays the area with bullets. Once that gun is empty, BoP ends anti-theft mode*
I've worked up quite a thirst, who's got some alcohol?
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*fills nostrils with cotton balls*
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no more alcohol. Someone blew it all up, and shot the bottles to pieces
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Now what kind of jerk does that?
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I got some fermented track brake fluid if your that desperate BoP? O0
TT
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*BoP shoots TT with his man portable LB-X for not knowing the difference between "your" and "you're".*
Think I'll pass on that. Doesn't anybody have any real moonshine?
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Ouch.
Opening up with his wrist mounted mini-gatling gauss guns, Truetanker " hails " BoP.
TT
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*BoP shoots TT with his man portable LB-X for not knowing the difference between "your" and "you're".*
Think I'll pass on that. Doesn't anybody have any real moonshine?
Don't go all grammar Nazi on us ;D
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Learn the difference between basic words.
*BoP Tosses some grenades at TT and Mopar.*
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Produces a ping pong paddle and misses his swing.
TT
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[Achoo stumbles out of the first stall of the restroom, notes the thrown grenades, than returns to the bathroom stall and shuts the door.]
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The gernade bounces off the top of the stall door, spins a bit and falls inside the doorway.
Moments later it goes off and a wet Achoo leaves said stall area, dripping water.
TT
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I'm such a pig, I've been eating ogre chow the whole time! ;D With a Clothespin IIC clamping my nostrils closed.
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I wish this was just water. With friends like you guys nobody needs the Blakist Jihad.
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Why so sad Achoo, need a tissue?
TT
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Nope. Just a nice long soak in a car wash to wash all of this crap off of me.
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A halfing looks in, glances at Achoos Avatar, looks to speak, then pauses
Me say, hold pose. me have to google you, me forgets who you be's
*Googles Samari Jack foes*
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Nope. Just a nice long soak in a car wash to wash all of this crap off of me.
Did you have to work as a greeter today and touch the masses?
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The gernade bounces off the top of the stall door, spins a bit and falls inside the doorway.
Moments later it goes off and a wet Achoo leaves said stall area, dripping water.
TT
Where do you think that water came from? Or were you not paying attention again?
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* Gives Mopar some glasses *
TT
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* Gives Mopar some glasses *
TT
Do you honestly think that's going to help?
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Depends on what kind of glasses they are. Reading glasses, not so much. Drinking glasses a bit. Drinking glasses full of adult beverages, now your talking!
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[Walmart speaker : Achoo ]
Cleanup on isle 5 and restock.
[/Walmart speaker : Achoo ]
TT
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Nope. Not my job. I work the registers in the front end. I do not stock and the only time I am in aisle 5 is when I am shopping after I get off work.
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So in a scenario of a customer who's angry at you and shouting for not taking his day late coupon, you are , rather the cashier who implodes and shoots everyone in the store...or you're the guy in the frozen food section dialing 911 #P
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I shop smart. I shop S-Mart. O0
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Groovy.
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I am the guy telling the customer that I cannot take his day late coupon because WalMart's system will not let me take expired coupons. I do so as politely as I can. If he insists on yelling I call for a CSM and pass him (or her) off to management. I do not make the rules. I am stuck with them. And if somebody keeps yelling at me I am as polite and as helpful as I can be not because I want to help them. I do it because it is fun watching them make idiots of themselves and getting even more upset because thay are not making me upset. Killing them with kindness can be very infuriating for them and amusing as hell for me.
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As long as they don't discover the mass grave under sporting goods....
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So Achoo has a hidey hole made out Toilet paper packages?
TT
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Achoo, How often do you post to NotAlwaysRight?
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Achoo - good job man O0
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Achoo, How often do you post to NotAlwaysRight?
Never. Ever.
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Exactly... you've never been right.... ;) :D
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I have been right many times. However management maintains that the customer is right, especially if they are not.
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See, I could not work at a place like that. I would be fired within minutes of the first 'the customer is always right' situation.
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I couldn't work at a place like that because they treat their employees like they have less worth than dirt.
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So you'd work for the great M instead?
TT
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Mickey D's aint that bad a place to work if you have a decent manager and/or owner.
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I try to avoid Mickey D's like the plague that it is. 8)
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I try to avoid Mickey D's like the plague that it is. 8)
They have the plague there? Did you give it to them? ???
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Monosodium Glutamate (MSG)
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Gonaherfasifilaids.
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Gonaherfasifilaids.
No Spam, we do not need to hear about your weekend
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I thought you should know what was in that syringe when I jammed it into your arm.....
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Don't you mean: gonoherpasyphilaids?
TT
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not that I care. with the things I've experienced around here, That's a minor setback at best.
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ShadowRaven? I think Wombat broke the vending machine, again. So that tasty treat you wanted, well no refunds.
TT
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I know how to fix that problem and get free food at the same time.
*BoP pulls a sledge hammer out of thin air*
This model of body comes with two cubic meters of hammerspace.
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And my personal space contains a double barreled autoloading 1 gauge shotgun. So?
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Observe
*BoP breaks open the vending machine with the sledgehammer then stuffs some snacks into a portal along with the hammer*
Speaking of shotguns, I got one of those too. And a pair of MAC-10s a box of grenades, a few bricks of C-4, some claymores, an AKM, another shotgun, a sniper rifle and a stocked minifridge.
*BoP sits down and pulls a soda and one of the snacks out of thin air*
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[And gets shot four times by both barrels from a double barreled autoloading 1 gauge shotgun for breaking my vending machine.]
KABLAMKABLAM!
KABLAMKABLAM!
KABLAMKABLAM!
KABLAMKABLAM!
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Well now you've gotten BirdofPrey everywhere.....
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*The contents of BoP's Hammer Space spill out onto the floor as BoP keels over dead. One of the objects, a radio, is on*
There are some bugs to work out still, but my portal tech is a work in progress.
*A new BoP steps through a portal and collects his stuff*
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Achoo pickps himself up after being thrown backwards by the horrible recoil.
(A 1 gauge shotgun is 42.42mm. That's a bit barrel!)
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[monolog]Wonder if I could do an orbital bombardment from my warship parked in orbit and hit the Portal?[/monolog]
TT
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I'll be sure the other end remains pointed back at your warships in that case.
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Keep up all of this threatening to do orbital bombardment stuff and I will have to fart in your general direction. }:)
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How is it any worse than the usual odors around here? ;)
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since it is only in your general direction, as opposed to normal, that may in fact be an improvment
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You have not been farted at until I fart at you. ;D
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You have not been farted at exposed to unnatural biowarfare until I fart at you. ;D
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Semantics ^-^
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* The sky becomes blue fur and a giant eyeball looks down. *
TT
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OH GOD
RUN AWAY
*BoP opens a portal in front of TT's ships then opens the other end facing the giant eye*
OPEN FIRE
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Times five and orders all Drones and Dropships to attack:
Truetanker, using his built-in Boosted and Shielded C3i, calls in an Orbital Bombardment on his direct postion.
* 2.5 mil ton 1/2 LF-battery, wall to wall HNPPC, SCL/3, clantech Large Pulse Lasers and L-AMS. Equipped with 1296 Drones, Mk. 39-004 and Mk. 39-007, and a single Smallcraft bay. Also equipped with a few dropcollars, 6 in total, and a spine mounted Mass Driver. My drones use clantech as well. *
" Bathe in my light! "
TT
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Well, the sky is blue........fuzzy is new. :o
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Well, the sky is blue........fuzzy is new. :o
Dude that's deep.... even for a place known for being in deep..... ;)
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And the giant eyeball is...............creepy...................... [blank]
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Poke it out.
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But it's way up.........................there! [AAAH]
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Kinetic kill missiles: pointy block attached to rocket engine
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I launched them. The sky...................burped. :o
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Wait a second....... http://bg.battletech.com/forums/index.php/topic,1684.0.html That's no sky!
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Naw..........................the inside of Wombat's pouch is not blue.................is it? [blank]
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OK, my scientists are informing me that we should
. . .
Panic.
Oh dear
RUN FOR YOU LIVES! EVERY CYBORG FOR HIMSELF!
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But if we are...inside..................of Wombat's pouch.......................there is nowhere to run that is not................Wombat's......................oh hell! :o
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Everything's azure in Blue Hell.
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OK, if we are stuck in Wombat's pouch, let's look around. He keeps nukes in there. Let's find them, to satisfy Clang worship them a bit, than set them all off. >:(
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I volunteer to be tied to one when we set them off
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I found a part to an airplane jet engine. It says on the tag Court Evidence #2, does this help?
TT
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No. That case was settled out of court more than a decade ago. :(
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The fuzzy blue sky problem has been solved!
I painted it pink!
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**A large blue snout pokes in through the sky and snorts the pink right out of it**
Huh.... how bout that.
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Great now I hear " Tootsie Roll ".
No thanks to you Clang! O:-)
TT
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Uhm....what for do you bring up Clang?
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Hey, I'm not the one who painted the sky pink.
TT
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And you brought up Clang when it was clearly Spammie. :P
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I'm not clearly anything... how dare you make that assumption! :D
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You are clearly many things, most of which we cannot bring up here on this site. So there! :P
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Ah be quiet and pass the rasberry filled chocolate covered donuts, will ya?
TT
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We sell tham at Wal*Mart ;D
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Might buy some if you didn't stand by them dressed in a bikini.
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Might buy some if you didn't stand by them dressed in a bikini.
It's OK - his co-workers sprayed him down with NairTM
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Now he just looks like a shaved grizzly bear.....
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Get it right. A bikini with a kahki bottom and a blue top. Gotta keep to the dress code!
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;D
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What chu laffin bout? Wal*Mart does has a dress code! (Fur the staff, at least.) >:(
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I'm just waiting for the Wild Kingdom episode to be filmed at one......
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Wal*Mart will not let them through the doors. I would annoy the wildlife. :P
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what the 'wildlife' needs is a thinning of the herd. Some big game hunters maybe?
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Or a remake of the Running Man.... ;)
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Not. Going. To. Happen.
Wal*Mart feeds on the contents of the pockets (and purses) of the wildlife.
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It's a tick sucking on the masses
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:-X
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Oh no! Corporate Wal*Mart has given Achoo a gag order to not to discuss non-employee information to the public.
TT
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Don't be silly. Walmart doesn't deal with people. They sent the notice to his employee number to remind him he is a mere cog, and not even one they need or care about.
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:-X }:) [stupid] [legal]
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Achoo is just passing time at Wally World until the economy picks up and he can get a proper drafting job
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Although it could be Stockholm syndrome... he's now been there so long he's thinking fondly of his corporate kidnappers.
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I wish I could get a proper drafting job. The problem is, when it comes to CAD drafting, most employers want prople with engineering degrees so that can cut corners and have the engineers draft their own stuff.
Most engineers are horrible draftsman. ::)
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I wish I could get a proper drafting job. The problem is, when it comes to CAD drafting, most employers want prople with engineering degrees so that can cut corners and have the engineers draft their own stuff.
Most engineers are horrible draftsman. ::)
Yes they are, said the engineer
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MEANWHILE BACK IN TOON TOWN... Our plucky Heroines are stuck in zone of crappy cell service...
Hello? Hello?
I hate Halfling AT&T...
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* The sky becomes blue fur and a giant eyeball looks down. *
* The eyeball turns to a wet fuzzy nose. *
Pretty breezy huh?
TT
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[Achoo has the building above the lair replaced, thus completely inhibiting the view of the sky. It's better that way.]
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and what function does this building perform?
Please say all you can eat buffet.
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Do tell, is the Mat re' Dean blue and fuzzy and NOT Grover?
TT
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As long as Achoo isn't in a cocktail waitress outfit I don't care who it is.
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I find it much more likely Wombat will make a sudden reappearance in a cocktail waitress uniform.
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Somehow still less traumatizing... the outfit that is.
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The MechWarrior Bar & Grill is upstairs. Go have fun and get outta my lair for a while. ::)
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We installed a Vomitorium upstairs
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And we hooked it up to your hotwater heater as well.
Enjoy!
TT
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There's a way out of here? ;)
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there is, I don't recomend it however. Despite what the lyrics for the M*A*S*H* theme might say, it is not in fact painless
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There's no way put of here
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There's no way put of here
It's already hurt your spelling...... ;)
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We're DOOOOOOMED
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We could always use spammy for HC ammo, he is wrapped in tin.
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Or your noggin, no harder substance than that in the universe. ;)
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Jey! U Dound Nopars Apell Xhecker! Ut Qorks Freat! :P
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Are you trying to flirt with me? :D
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Not. My. Job.
Don't. Even. Want. That. Job.
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but you really need the money.
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Probably in his employee contract somewhere.
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:-X
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and people wonder why I loathe walmart, and turn to wholesale/bulk to save money when I can.
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:-X
the low wages thing is classic
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And, sadly, accurate.
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Only accurate thing in these halls....
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what about Weirdo's orbital bombardments?
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He sometimes misses the entire planet.......accuracy is not something that applies to his gunnery skills.............
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he has a gunnery of 13 ;D
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He has a gunnery skill? I thought he was firing totally unskilled! With JadeHellbie dice even!
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he's got mad skills - north korean type mad
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:-X
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Don't worry, we are sending them to anger management next week.
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I tried anger management....it managed to keep me angry! ::)
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Woosa..... woosa...
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Wha? :o
You only whossa if your belly has a very bad gas bloatation.... O:-)
Congrats are in order Achoo btw. :-X
TT
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Congrats???? Why?
All I have managed to do is manage my anger. ::)
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for surviving another year without going mad or becoming sane?
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Sanity is sooooooooooooooooooooooo way overrated!
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Not that any of us has a good point of reference.
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Oh, but I do have a good point of reference. I just don't reference it all that much. ^-^
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If it's reference material, why did you grab it off a shelf in the fiction section?
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It's my preference for reference. It makes more sense than reality.
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I reject your reality and substitute my own BoP Industries Certified Enhanced Reality ExperienceTM
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I reject your rejection and further reject any further rejections of my rejection of your rejections.
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the difference between fiction and reality, is fiction has to make sense to be believed
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I'd say it was fan fiction, but he really is the only fan..... :D
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He move enough hot air to be a fan.
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Or a balloon.... ;D
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Not that any of us has a good point of reference.
I've got your point of reference right here ^-^
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This place has a fan that moves as much air as a jet turbofan engine. Basically because it is a repurposed turbofan engine. Is that a big enough fan for you?
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I'm my own fan 8)
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This place has a fan that moves as much air as a jet turbofan engine. Basically because it is a repurposed turbofan engine. Is that a big enough fan for you?
If spammy farts in front of it, will you hold a flame behind it?
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Gross. And cover your eyebrows everyone...
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I found some purifier armor as a counter measure
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no armour made by man can purify a fart made by Spam
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Wobbies are cyborgs though.
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Lucky for me, I have full CBRN protection.
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I admit, this is the most I have ever heard my farts discussed about, so as farts go, it's an honor. ;)
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Pass the cheese please, but keep the cheddar and brie if you must.
TT
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Is there any cheese at all in this thread?
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Well Achoo makes his personal Merlot while on the throne.... I think.
So what's good with a mustached whiff of that?
TT
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Roll of 2D6 resulting in twelve that an opponent made on your otherwise pristine heavy mech, which happened to be the hit location resolving a heavy PPC blast.
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Better than having your Atlas hit with an AC2 fired at nearly maximum range with a hit location roll of 2 on the front arc, followed by a 12 for rolling the number of crits. All of which were engine hits. I have had that happen to me.
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Golden BB
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Better than having your Atlas hit with an AC2 fired at nearly maximum range with a hit location roll of 2 on the front arc, followed by a 12 for rolling the number of crits. All of which were engine hits. I have had that happen to me.
I have come to the conclusion that Atlas is a cursed mech. I'm sure a beer was needed after that.
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I have this nasty knack for whenever I shoot an assault mech the pilot always seems to get injure and fall down and go unconscious. Suits me just fine since I don't like assault mechs.
Of course it seems I am not immune to my own luck. Last campaign I played, by only pilot death was the guy in my Templar, and a year before that my Seraph that was until that point winning a king of the hill game by a fair margin fell 6 levels and critted the gyro twice on the landing.
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Fallen angel?
Yyyyeeeeeeaaaaaahhhhh!!!
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Fallen angel?
Yyyyeeeeeeaaaaaahhhhh!!!
Poison 1987
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I have come to the conclusion that Atlas is a cursed mech. I'm sure a beer was needed after that.
I'm running a campaign in the Bay Area and the cursed head shot mech we have is a Marauder II MAD-4A
think it's killed 3 pilots in 5 games
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I may give the Atlas another shot at proving its worth in battle. Or it gets a face full of LRMs.
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Once played out the one Atlas is worth a battalion of Stingers. Limited the Stingers to BV equal to the Atlas on the maps at any one time. Ran out of AC ammo, nearly ran out of SRM ammo, was low on LRM ammo when the Atlas finally died. Took out more than 6 lances of Stingers. They learned to keep more than a hex away from the Atlas real fast. One kick equaled one dead Stinger. And the lost 5 Stingers when trying to get behind the Atlas.
It wasn't pretty.
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That's what I call an extermination!
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Once played out the one Atlas is worth a battalion of Stingers. Limited the Stingers to BV equal to the Atlas on the maps at any one time. Ran out of AC ammo, nearly ran out of SRM ammo, was low on LRM ammo when the Atlas finally died. Took out more than 6 lances of Stingers. They learned to keep more than a hex away from the Atlas real fast. One kick equaled one dead Stinger. And the lost 5 Stingers when trying to get behind the Atlas.
It wasn't pretty.
Very cool
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Atlas's suck, try a Highlander.
Better range, more ammo and it jumps!
TT
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Atlas's suck, try a Highlander.
Better range, more ammo and it jumps!
TT
Highlander coming up in the next game
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Yep. Highlander is the way to go, and you can DFA any that end up knocked down through leg damage, which isn't practical, might cost you the match, but stomping bugs is worth it
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So "a certain jumping weighty assault mech" be the way to go I guess.
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When choosing a new mech there can only be one
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We will see how my campaign players do. There forces will be split in between a rogue mercenary unit. They need to re-group and exit the board.
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If they are like most players instructions will be not followed and they will all be killed. Just sayin' >:D
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If they are like most players instructions will be not followed and they will all be killed. Just sayin' >:D
Actually they did pretty well. They could have done a better job of consolidating their forces but I'll give it to them.
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Wonders never cease. ;D
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Didn't GM evilly enough.
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He's getting soft I guess... O:-)
TT
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I thought he was always soft... a pink fluffy cloud and all.....
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Mopar is a big pink fluffy cloud? Wow! The is................wrong on soooooooo many levels!
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Mopar is a big pink fluffy cloud? Wow! The is................wrong on soooooooo many levels!
I did help an x-girlfriend buy a pink car once - wish I had that car
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figures you would be more interested in the car than the girl
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figures you would be more interested in the car than the girl
She was not a very nice person and a mean drunk - not a good combo
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I'd bet the car had better milage than her.
TT
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I'd bet the car had better milage than her.
TT
Car was neat - it was a 1970 Dodge Challenger 340 4 speed with the factory color being Panther Pink. They only painted that color for about two months
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How to spot a Mopar car...
1) Big engne block
2) Pair of Fuzzy die hanging from the rear view mirror
3) A set of Extra-Large Brass Lugs under the rear bumper
4) Panther Pink paintjob
5) Optonal MoparMessiah driver included
TT
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I have never owned a set of fuzzy dice ;D
Nor a pink car
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So 3 out of 5 ain't bad, eh?
TT
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you really should get a set of fuzzy dice. They make every car instantly cool. Well except for a Ford Pinto, for obvious reasons. the 'ton of MG ammo in the CT' of the car world
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Adding fuzzy dice does not make a car cooler. It will make a cool car look cooler. It will make an uncool car look weird.
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Adding fuzzy dice does not make a car cooler. It will make a cool car look cooler. It will make an uncool car look weird.
Agree
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Many years ago I saw an interesting vehicle modification. Ford Pinto hatchback, with a massive almost monster truck suspension modification. The damn thing sat so high off the ground the owner actually had welded ladders to the frame under the doors. It was yellow, and had pink fuzzy dice. It was almost as tall as it was long.
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that was to prevent being rear ended and exploding. Only reason one would modify a Pinto
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O_o
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It was more like O-O
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[Wombat seems to be enjoying Achoo's O-face.]
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WOMBAT SIGHTING!!!!! *Hides inside shell and drops armored covering over all openings*
Craig
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Gotta talk to the Chinese about stricter internet controls....
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(Achoo is nowhere to be seen. There is the remnants of a pink swirl and a distinct smell of a dumped load in the air.)
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I think that's my cue to leave too
*nano-disassemblers reduce BoP to undifferentiated goo*
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Come on! Who's afraid of a Wombat?
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around here? everyone
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pfft.
I'm not scared any more
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Not scared, but I do want to cut my losses. Wombat costs a lot in property damage, brain bleach and new pants.
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well I don't wear pants
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well I don't wear pants
And yet another reason for brain bleach.
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Using a power washer.
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just go to Home Depot, and get a DeWalt cordless hammer drill/ labotomy kit with extra drill bits [drool]
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And yet another reason for brain bleach.
I can't have the junk constrained by pants, there could be major damage.
To the pants
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You know old man... you're supposed to see a doctor if that pill lasts for more than four hours.....
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but do as Jeff Foxworthy advises in his bit on the subject. Those hospital gowns they give, wear yours backwards
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You know old man... you're supposed to see a doctor if that pill lasts for more than four hours.....
who you calling old man? I'm probably in better shape than you are ;D
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Pretty much everything is in better shape that Spam........ :P
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Pretty much everything is in better shape that Spam........ :P
Round is a shape
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Yes. Yes it is.
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This place seems extra dreary
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Only because achoo isn't posting in pink. :P
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This place seems extra dreary
Don't mind the thin film of BoP that has accumulated on the walls
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we don't
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Don't mind the thin film of BoP that has accumulated on the walls
You couldn't hold it till later?
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At least Wombat isn't here... or is he?
I see a section of the wall not covered, almost teddy-bear shaped...
TT
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You couldn't hold it till later?
Hey. it's prudent to turn oneself into grey goo upon spotting Wombat. Had I waited, I might not have had pants to disintegrate.At least Wombat isn't here... or is he?
I see a section of the wall not covered, almost teddy-bear shaped...
TT
{Replacement BoP deployment canceled}
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you might want to deploy just to be safe
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There is no safe. Only the delusion of safe.
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Caution: Watch for falling Safes.... and Anvils!
TT
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and the ever popular anvil-in-a-safe
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I melted all my anvils down
. . .
to make a safe.
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the safe anvil - that's a great way to get a bang for the buck :D
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Wombat will still steal it and drop it on you.
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that comment seems a little flat
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Pretty much. 8)
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Wombat will still steal it and drop it on you.
Can you prove this?
TT
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evidence points to yes
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Evidence?
All you did was shake a magic 8 ball.
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With the great blue terror that is usually enough.
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that and thus far I have not yet encountered a single thing that Wombat will neither steal, nor use in a way to bring harm, generally to achoo, but often enough to the rest of the world, Wombat included
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the facts, though interesting, are irrelevant
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The facts, whether or not they are irrelevant, are irreverent.
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much like everything around here
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Yup.
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What's sup ???
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Soup without the 'o' ?
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What's sup ???
sup1 [suhp] Show IPA
verb (used without object), supped, sup·ping.
1. to eat the evening meal; have supper.
verb (used with object), supped, sup·ping.
2. to provide with or entertain at supper.
verb (used with object), supped, sup·ping.
3. to take (liquid food, or any liquid) into the mouth in small quantities, as from a spoon or cup; sip.
verb (used without object), supped, sup·ping.
4. to take liquid into the mouth in small quantities, as by spoonfuls or sips.
noun
1. a mouthful or small portion of drink or liquid food; sip.
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or slang for "what is up with your big bad self" or "how are you?" or "what's your status?"
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[Wombat, watching this display from afar, gets rather bored waiting for his lines. He checks the script and, much to his surprise, remembers he can't read. Wombat then begins to wonder if he is even supposed to drop a safe on Achoo, or on MoparMessiah. Maybe he's supposed to drop it on both of them. Maybe ShadowRaven. Twice. Wombat isn't really sure, although something about the script with many words he can't read leads him to wonder if the script may be something new. Something different. Something out of the box, and by box, it means the safe. Yes that heavy-ass safe dangling off the ceiling over a giant red "x" on the floor. Maybe, just maybe, the director wanted to do something fresh. Unexpected. Maybe he wanted Wombat to drop the safe on...Wombat.]
**shrug**
"Its just crazy enough to make sense...plus I'm betting I get hazard pay!"
[Wombat waddles out to the giant red "x" on the floor and smiles a bit toothy grin before pulling a small revolver out of his pouch and shooting the rope holding the safe up. Within seconds the safe crashes down on his widdle blue fuzzy self.]
**SPLAT!!**
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as the anvil falls, Sr pulls out a stopwatch, and hits the start at roughly the exact moment of impact, before turninghis eyes to watch the wall farthest from the street, waiting for the Acme Weasel Paramedics.
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I got $20 it only takes them 13.5 seconds and another $10 that they take one arm with them and forget the rest of wombat.
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I'll bet my .02 cents that they'll crash thur the roof and land on Wombat.
TT
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Which part? not much of him sticking out under that safe
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Does it matter? He's still on the X right?
TT
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I don't think falling on something that fell on something counts as falling on the first something.
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So if a dropship falls on you, that a dropship falls on the dropship that fell on you, by your logic, two dropships did not fall on you. Are you any less flattened?
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Semantics
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Having a hard time conceding the point?
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I will grant I may be more flatted if something fell on something that fell on me, but the second object, nevertheless has not fallen on me in such a situation.
I'd draw you a diagram but Wombat ate the crayons again
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*MM walks in holding a treasure map*
Anyone seen a red X around here?
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* Points to ShadowRaven. *
[watch]
TT
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Hey! What are you guys doing with my red X?
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Hey Look!
Old man Mopar is here... :wheelchair:
Hiya rusty!
[notworthy]
TT
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Flatbat is keeping it well hidden under the safe. O0
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apparently Wombat is X-rated
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Well Wombat IS NSWF on account of having a tendency to destroy the workplace.
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Hey Look!
Old man Mopar is here... :wheelchair:
Hiya rusty!
[notworthy]
TT
Hey now! I'm not that old :P
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Just because there is dirt younger than us does not mean that either of us is old! 8)
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Just because there is dirt younger than us does not mean that either of us is old! 8)
Just because we had TV's that knobs, no microwave and remember when a candy bar was 5 cents doesn't make us old
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Your old as you feel and as young as you think you look.
TT
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1. You're
2. LIES. ALL LIES
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not lies. Truth that is subjective to ones own point of view. It's a jedi thing
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Are we talking applied factuals or information obfuscation?
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Your old as you feel and as young as you think you look.
TT
Then I'm doing pretty good. Still have all my hair. my weight is down and the ladies still like me. 8)
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Wives and daughters don't count.
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wives always count. Especially if they talk, not yell, and are happy to cuddle.
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Mine thinks that I need to have a shiny coat, she's constantly brushing my body hair. And trying like hell to braid it.
6'2", balding and wookieish.
TT
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wife is on the way out but I have had many other ladies approach me
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Voluntarily? 8)
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Guess that was a sore point..... :(
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**Cough....*** um... how about those Pirates. Go Pittsburg....?
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This world needs a hero, where's Wombat when you need him?
Anybody seen that blue terror lately, and will that azure furball be attending Gencon this year?
TT
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This world needs a hero, where's Wombat when you need him?
Anybody seen that blue terror lately, and will that azure furball be attending Gencon this year?
TT
Unless there's a surprise flight from China... doubtful. ;)
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Yup, Wombat has gone Capellan and is now rampaging about in China.
I almost feel sorry for China
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*falls through the roof—manages not to spill coffee*
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*sigh* There goes the neighborhood.
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That was a lost causes ages ago.
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Like the Starleague?
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Pokes fun at Vash because it's better than nothing else.
TT
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I would rather just poke Vash. It accomplishes just as little, but is more fun.
POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKE!
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So a Circle of Equals with Vash in the middle is called a what? Poka dance :o
TT
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That........................was pretty bad.
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Well with that Poke-a face, who can tell?
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"...I'm certain that I didn't park my skateboard in this part of town, after all, the screaming chimpanzee and flaming cheeto engine only has a half-tank of screaming left in it."
[Wombat hops down and pulls a small glass jar and proceeds to fart in it a few times (in preparation for charging up his "engine" again). In the process, Wombat realizes that due to some odd coincidence the probability defies logic, but then again don't they all, or some cosmic fate that involves Achoo's pink polka-dotted Power Rangers Underoos and a singing frog has brought Wombat back to Achoo's lair. Probably both Wombat concludes.]
"Still, its awfully dark in here."
[Wombat pulls out a ACME™ candle out of his pouch and lights it, naturally with a flamethrower. The resulting blasts manages (inexplicably since he is nowhere near) to catch Sir Spamalot on fire and catches Truetanker's mustache on fire) Wombat nods and then looks down at his "candle", which appears to have been mistaken for a very large stick of dynamite.]
"Uh oh..."
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Achoo walks back into his lair sipping a beer and looks around at smoke, fire, bits of blue fur, burnt moustache hair, pieces of underoos and falling pieces of spam. He looks around, turns around and walks back out of his lair and calls for housekeeping to come and clean up whatever it was that happened in his lair.
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*BoP walks in the door wearing a maids uniform and carying a flamethrower.
After burning everything in sight he comes to collect his check*
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It was over there on the table.......
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No checks, cash only.
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The cash was in the drawer of the table you incinerated. Sorry.
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*Gets out gun*
Fine, this is a robbery. GIve me all your valuables including any organs that will fetch a good price on the black market.
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They were also in the drawer of the table you incinerated. Sorry. I don't keep anything in my pants because of Wombat.
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You keep your organs in a drawer?
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The organs are usually against the wall, but we put them away because Wombat was back.
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I keep them where people cannot find then usually, but since this is my damn lair..........more like Grand Central Station than a dark unpleasantly moist lair.
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Well the decor hasn't improved, but it is drier now.
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**Finally puts himself back together.** Honestly, I expected worse from a Wombat sighting.... ;D
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It was more like a Wombat wander by...
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All is lost before a Wombat sighting, and a roll 12 on hit locations when sighted
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Luckily my paranoia allows me to roll 3 dice and discard one of them when I have to make a Wombat check.
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But it does not help you when Wombat swaps your dice with ones that only have ones on all of their faces.... }:)
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NOBODY STEALS MY DICE
Observe my remote control that summons the ambulance.
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Still waiting on that ambulance. Wombat must have "exchanged" your remote for something else......
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It's a Wombat seeking ambulance.
There is, at present, not Wombat HERE.
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Well than, that's your problem! You need a remote that summons an ambulance that seeks you! Just don't use ACME tm. Those woozles are like way utterly incompetent.
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NAH. I get free shipping on replacement bodies.
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They must be contracting out to ClangaCorp again. Good luck!
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BoP Industries: A perfect imitation of quality. Accept no substitutes.
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You asked for organs of any value. Achoo wouldn't have any of those.
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Then who's play that thing over there by the wall?
* TT points to a Flesh Organ over there by the wall. *
** Flesh Organ is oozing and bellowing out feces and bloody notes each time it is played **
*** Currently Playing: Happy Organ by David " Baby " Cortez ***
Wombat is seen wearing a Half-mask just like The Phantom of Opera
TT
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you know normally we don't talk about flesh organs.
just saying
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Those things are not allowed in the Hall. Too squishy.
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Mine are usually firm ::)
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Mine are usually firm ::)
[A blue furry paw holds up a pair of scissors and giggles.]
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Hey now. You don't know where those scissors have been or how to use them.
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If Wombat has them, they were most likely in some stolen pants.
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That doesn't answer either statement
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Don't worry! Wombat does not have thumbs!
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That doesn't answer either statement
No, I'm pretty sure I've answered where they've been
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[Wombat, who indeed doesn't have thumbs, struggles to hold the scissors in both paws and not give himself a haircut...sadly he fails.]
"Hey, I think I'm getting the hang of this. Anyone need a circumcision?"
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[Points an Mopar]
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<<THIS SEGMENT OF THE SHOW HAS BEEN DEEMED UNFIT FOR VIEWING BY THE CENSOR AND MARSUPIAL LEGAL DIVISION OF ACME>>
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Nothing to see here. Move along and ignore the screaming.....
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ignore the screaming.....
Oh, is it Monday again?
alrighty then
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* Wonder if Mopar would like a new set of lug-nuts for his swayback car. *
TT O:-)
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**BE-BOO BE-BOO BE-BOO BE-BOO BE-BOO**
**CRASH!!**
[Probably the fault of an untimely banana peel, or plot device (which if you think about it, is really the same thing), the ACME™ Inept Weasel Paramedic Van squeals off-course and crashes through the side of the building. Again. Amazingly, and again probably due to plot device, it manages to crash through a previously un-damaged section of the wall. Like a badly scripted 1930 episode of Keystone Cops, three weasels barrel roll out of the van and begin looking around, their stethoscopes swinging wildly around them as they bound about.]
Inept ACME™ Weasel Paramedic #66: "...hey, where's Wombat?"
Inept ACME™ Weasel Paramedic #4: "What makes you assume he's around here somewhere?"
Inept ACME™ Weasel Paramedic #66: "Because he's ALWAYS around here somewhere."
Inept ACME™ Weasel Paramedic #302: "This had better be important, I was just about to finish watching Bridget Jones in the back of the van."
Inept ACME™ Weasel Paramedic #66: "I that movie is a matter of life or death, you've got the VCR wired up through the defibrillator."
Inept ACME™ Weasel Paramedic #4: "...well the ending was kind of a shock."
Inept ACME™ Weasel Paramedic #302: "NO SPOILERS!"
Inept ACME™ Weasel Paramedic #66: "Still you didn't have to drive through Achoo's Underground Lair because you were watching a movie."
Inept ACME™ Weasel Paramedic #302: "I wasn't driving."
Inept ACME™ Weasel Paramedic #4: "Nope. Wasn't me. I thought you were driving."
Inept ACME™ Weasel Paramedic #66: Well if neither of you were driving, then who drove us through the wall?"
[At this point, Wombat crawls out from the driver's seat; still wearing a McDonald's booster seat strapped to his hiney. He smiles a big toothy grin and points to the far side of the room.]
Wombat: "Its Monday night. According to the greater marsupial event calendar, Achoo's Underground lair is hosting scrambled condor egg buffet and midget octopus stripping extravaganza; he's calling it 8-ways legs-n-eggs!"
*cricket chirps*
Inept ACME™ Weasel Paramedic #66: "Um..."
Inept ACME™ Weasel Paramedic #4: "First of all, you can't read, so how did you see this in a calendar?"
Wombat: "Meh, I skimmed it a little."
Inept ACME™ Weasel Paramedic #302: "...and Achoo's Underground lair hasn't had a buffet since the botulism outbreak last year."
Inept ACME™ Weasel Paramedic #4: "...WHICH YOU STARTED!"
Wombat: "Everyone's gotta have a hobby."
Inept ACME™ Weasel Paramedic #66: "...at which point you stole all the 'mechs from the parking lot and sold them for cream cheese and Chili-Inferno flavored seaweed sticks while all Achoo's customers were in the hospital."
Wombat: "I did offer to share."
Inept ACME™ Weasel Paramedic #302: "ACME™ Weasel Paramedic #22 imploded when he ate one."
Wombat: "People eat things that are too spicy..."
Inept ACME™ Weasel Paramedic #4: "...and ACME™ Weasel Paramedic #7072 still thinks he's Billy Mays!!"
Wombat: "...yeah, but your uniforms look GREAT thanks to the Oxy Clean."
Inept ACME™ Weasel Paramedic #66: "..and I don't even want to get into what you did with Bill Cosby's pants!"
Wombat: "Well you guys feel free to reminisce. I'm going to go help myself to Achoo's underwear drawer, raid his refrigerator, and then floss my teeth with that videocassette tape in the VCR that some idiot left hooded up to the defibrillator."
Inept ACME™ Weasel Paramedic #302: "...*GASP*...not Bridgette Jones! Um...look, Wombat, a distraction!"
[Wombat looks in the direction that Inept ACME™ Weasel Paramedic #302 points, at which point he clubs Wombat over the head with a large pipe wrench (ironically, an ACME™ approved Weasel Paramedic "life-saving" device. Wombat's eyes spin in the back of his head for a moment like a Las Vegas casino.]
*bing*
*bing*
*bing*
[Wombat's eyes both roll over to "JACKPOT", at which point his mouth opens and a few thousand C-Bills worth of gold coins spill out onto the floor. All three ACME™ Weasel Paramedics pick up the seemingly lifeless marsupial and chuck him into the back of the van and drive off...naturally through another previously un-damaged section of the wall.]
*CRASH!!*
[As the dust settles, a single slip of paper floats down to the floor; a bill from the ACME™ Weasel Paramedics for "services rendered".]
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THAT is a bill I am tempted to pay!
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He stole your mechs and left my custom 200-ton baby alone! ;D
HA ha!
TT
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He did graffiti the heck out of it though.......guess Wombat thought it was a building.
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It practically is.
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* Throws up gang signs at everybody *
You dissin' my new Wombat-inspired swagger paint job?
TT
PS: Wombat was on my facebook:
https://scontent-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hvideo-xaf1/v/t42.1790-2/1595820_737133506327233_1205783091_n.mp4?rl=718&vabr=399&oh=e3397eb639e8b6aa6b98ebeb1fa14427&oe=550A1999 (https://scontent-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hvideo-xaf1/v/t42.1790-2/1595820_737133506327233_1205783091_n.mp4?rl=718&vabr=399&oh=e3397eb639e8b6aa6b98ebeb1fa14427&oe=550A1999)
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I'm actually dissin' the 10 kp/h runspeed
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What?! Not that the fact it's using a supercharger to make it happen?
TT
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That thing makes an Atlas look to be as fast as a Greyhound. O0
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Wanna walk that Atlas around my block? ;)
TT
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Hey let's be leaving my lug nuts alone
I've got to go save the Wombat from the Weasels again.
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Why would you do that?
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Isn't that the other way around in reverse of something?
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Nope it's totally straight up
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Around here the only thing that is straight up is [censored]. >:D
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Grabs a beer and popcorn and watchs the world famous Wombat explode, again.
Amazing. Still going boom after all this time. Looks at popcorn with a questioning
look. "Who made this popcorn?"
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Is that BoP Industries Theater Butter Popcorn, Extended Snacking Edition?
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Just wondering if Wombat had anything to do with the pop corn. ???
Things might happen. Like when When Wombat made
Inferno chili IIC.
That is a blast from the past. >:D
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I could have swore the Chile Inferno I I was made using the stone soup method.
I tell you, that was one tasty stone.
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Stone soup ??? Is ths a clan thing?
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Only the poor clans
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Technically it is a Taurian thing involving a somewhat shady deal with a Sea Fox merchant.......
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Shady soup deal. 8)
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I prefer the Airplane Jet engine Trial, the Case of the Missing Pouch and Pouch of Lost Time...
And now I must go, and wash my Beauty that is my Tank!
ta-ta!
TT
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Time to air out the lair.
(Achoo goes into the restroom and turns on the exhaust fan, which sounds a lot like a huge turboprop. As the air swirls about sucking everything light enough to be sucked up, like Wombat of possibly small children. Achoo walks about the bar spraying the floor down with a firehose, the water from which is also sucked out of the lair more than slightly resembling a waterspout.)
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*puts on the manacles chaining himself to the wall* time to be a body kite
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[Liberally washes down Wolfgar with the firehose, just to be sure.]
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Hey wait, I just had my skeleton replaced with a much lighter composite material
*gets sucked out of the vent*
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* Rumbles up in his tank *
Free washes today!
WOOT!
TT
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*sploosh*
[Wombat snores loudly and wakes up in the middle of the salad bar...again. He sleepily opens his widdle eyes and looks around, wiping the crust off his lips with what was (probably) macaroni salad. He sits up and narrowly hits his head on the sneeze guard, and catches a glimpse of his reflection.]
"Why do I have Truetanker's underwear on my head?"
[Wombat shrugs. These questions usually have an answer that wouldn't concern him even if he found out, nor would he have the attention span to hear the story to completion; so Wombat proceeds to give himself a bird bath in the guacamole dip. The sound of a small marsupial bathing in green goop after he removes his soiled marsupial suit and... <<THIS PORTION HAS BEEN DEEMED UNACCEPTABLE FOR VIEWERS BELOW THE AGE OF 91...WE FAST FORWARD THE STORY FOR YOUR OWN CLEANLINESS AND SANITY OF MIND>> ...zips it back up, removing the bits of lamb chops and BirdofPrey's gym shorts as he does.]
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*A random lunge chair morphs into BoP*
OI, I thought I told you to stay out of my locker, Wombat.
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"Where else am I going to keep those man-eating snails?"
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I set up a warehouse across the street for man eating creatures.
Geeze, don't you ever look at the pictures on the bulletins I put out?
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[Seeing as Wombat both has the inability to read combined with the attention span of a goldfish, Wombat blinks a few times and begins finger-painting on BirdofPrey's nipples with some mustard.]
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[And with that Achoo turns the fire hose on both Wombat and BoP to try and wash that image out of his mine and most especially out of his dank and unpleasant underground lair which, thanks to Wombat, is mostly open to the sky and is rapidly filling up with water because Truetankers underwear has clogged the drain.]
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"Boxers or briefs?"
[Wombat shrugs.]
"...hey inquiring minds want to know."
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Boxer-briefs are superior.
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"...and make a superior sling shot when you peel away the elastic."
"....or so I'm told."
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[Achoo floats by in a life raft, still trying to wash down the lair.....]
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Hey wombat doesn't that doughnut Achoo is in look delicious?
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[Achoo washes BoP down even further with the firehose as the depth of the water continues to rise in the lair.....]
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Oh! You've found my oilrag shorts, thanks.
I tend to forget where I leave them, as I prefer commando over anything else. Being a Cyborg and all.
* Tosses Wombat an energy drink made with hot sauce and laced with heavy sugar syrup and a hint of lemon-lime. *
TT
[watch]
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Cyborg? There can be only one cyborg
*fires EMP blast at TT*
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Please Frail, do not interrupt me.
* Proceeds to ECCM BoP *
TT
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EMP not ECM
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ECCM not EMP or ECM. Not that it makes any difference.
[The water level in the lair has risen enough that the exhaust fan is now directly sucking water and spraying in into the sky and creating quite the current in the water in the lair. Meanwhile Achoo is still washing out the lair, having climbed out through one of the numerous really large holes in the roof of the underground lair.]
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Sits above the water level on the stairs*
Whenever you're ready Achoo, i'll throw the lever
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Wait,
wait, I wanna throw a cherry bomb in there first
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I think Wombat is still in there somewhere. Use a full stick or two of dynamite. ::)
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*BoP comes back with a basket of depth charges*
Just two?
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Knock yourself out. Who knows, you might accidentally knock some sense into Wombat's widdle head.
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*pulls the lever to flush the lair*
throw them in BoP, see if we can blow this bitch out
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heh heh heh
FIRE ONE
*dumps in a couple charges*
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* Rips open a 55 gal. drum of industrial Pink Bubble Bath soap. *
Pink enough for ya Achoo?
[watch]
TT
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Just pour it into the giant flush pit and let it bubble!
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With all these bubbles, you'd think were in a Lawrence Welk themed bar!
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* Gives BoP a rubber ducky float ring to wear. *
TT
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Tiny bubbles
In the wine
Make me happy
Make me feel fine
Tiny bubbles
Make me warm all over
With a feeling that I'm gonna
Love you till the end of time
So here's to the golden moon
And here's to the silver sea
And mostly here's a toast
To you and me
So here's to the ginger lei
I give to you today
And here's a kiss
That will not fade away
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Achoo - the Don Ho of Battletech ;D
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Damn skippy! ^-^
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What's up Crumugeon?
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Dare i ask where your friend, the blue marsupials is? Isn't he like the that Manei Domini saying cornie saying "I'll be back" or something.
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What's up Crumugeon?
It's Curmudgeon, not Crumugeon. Misspelled words get underlined so that you know they are misspelled you Idjet!
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Maybe he is just a lovable rouge
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It's Curmudgeon, not Crumugeon. Misspelled words get underlined so that you know they are misspelled you Idjet!
Iz ya a Engrish teacher now?
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Naw, just somebody who actually speaks it.
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TT doesn't understand the question...
Habla no Chopy-chopy. You rickshaw ryce?
TT
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Naw, just somebody who actually speaks it.
I thought you only mumbled it ;D
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You know, I think the Mighty ACHOO should have a fire sale of all the surviving memorabilia from his Lair, so fund a new Lair.
Hmmm, hope that blue critter doesn't hear the word "Fire" in there.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBekXg5LxSg (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBekXg5LxSg)
You said fire! Hehe..
TT
( Be-do )
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When you say fire sale, you mean Achoo is selling everything that is actually, currently on fire right?
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HACK SLASH HACK HACK HACK CRASH SMASH HACK WHACKITTY WHACK WHAK WHACKITY SMASH!
SPRAYYYYYYYY SPLASH GURGLE SPASHITTY SPLASY SPASH WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH
BEDOBEDOBEDOBEDOBEDOBEDOBEDOBEDOBEDOBEDOBEDOBEDOBEDOBEDOBEDOBEDOBEDOBEDOBEDOBEDOBEDOBEDOBEDOBEDOBEDOBEDOBEDOBEDOBEDOBEDOBEDOBEDOBEDOBEDOBEDOBEDO
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Uh-oh. The big man pop a fuse up stairs. He wrecking the rest of the Lair's surviving swag. :o
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I hate when my Vodka catches fire
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I hate it when it is time to replace the bar before we get to 50 pages. 8)
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Well, your the mighty Achoo! I'm sure you can dig deep to pull from the ground a new bar to try get away from it all while getting plenty of drinks.
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I hate it when it is time to replace the bar before we get to 50 pages. 8)
Well the disco decor really needed to go
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It was in the original plans filed by Trueheart waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay back in the day. We will just redecorate it after it gets here.
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What about your Disco ball collection and Donna Summer autographed pumps?
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Wombat got them looooooooooooooooooooooooooooong ago.
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Don't worry, I'm sure you can get replacement ones via ComStar-EBay or WoBway.
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Naw, I'm good. Used the insurance money to buy beer.
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Yes but did you have to get Keystone Light? #P
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If we do something illegalish, won't the Keystone Cops show up?
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They do. All the time.
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I'm back...
Stupid ACME weasle Ambulance took me to the wrong hospital, and then I had the wrong operation done...
TT
( Real life , I had an accident at work and did stay at a hospital that lead to real surgery on my foot. Sucks to be me. )
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Well, get off your butt and start mopping the floor. We got a hell of a mess here that needs to be cleaned up for the concrete pour that is going to fill up this hole. The nee hole for the lair is already under construction at a location I will not disclose because it is supposed to be a secret.
(Sorry to hear about your hospital stay. Hope everything works reasonably well again.)
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OC: It " tingles " as the nerve endings heal.... but I'm ok.
IC: What!? Why me it was Wrangler that made that hole there, not me... blame wombat!
TT
( Thanks )
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Besides I found a car for Mopar to drool over that spot.
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Should help fill it soon.
TT
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Listen here, son. I had nothing to do with the destruction here.
That varmint Wombat was the critter that was making holes in this fine establishment.
I'd hide that nice ride before, Wobbie come in and take it for a ride. ;)
OC: Glad your on the mends, Truetanker!
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I am not assigning blame about who made the big hole. We've all done it at one time or another. We Just need to clean the damn place up enough so that we can fill the hole. And no fair putting the mess into the hole. If you want to put it into a hole make a hole someplace else where you can shovel the debris into.
Crap, That sounded like something which may require me to run for cover.....................
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(http://chcdigital.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/duckandcover_bert_the_turtle_0.jpg)
Isn't this what trboturtle's granddaddy use to say?
TT
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LOL! Roger dat! Duck and Cover, not Cover your Duck, That is something entirely different..... :P
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Mr. Achoo-Claus?
Can I have for chistmas a Twerkin' Santa ana oversized Ninja turtle? A Gas Monkey oil can for Mr. Mopar, a small kennel for Wombat ana nice suit of for Mr. Wrangler, pease?
Tank chu Mr. Achoo-Claus.
Also pease, a can of Rust-EZ for Mr. BoP, so he do not rust in the sun.
TT O:-)
{Better? }:) }
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No fancy suit for BoP?
Every girl crazy for a sharp dressed bot
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I certainly would be styling!
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There will be no Christmas this year. The Maskirovka dealt with him.
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*sneaking from a dark corner in the bar, Wombat grows....charged up!* Santa?!? "NO. I must save it! It must go on! To the North Pole I go!?!"
concocts scheme to save Christmas, realizes he's the only one for the job. But how to get there?!? Realizes that answer! The BAR! Placed deep in the dark and dank near bottomless pits of the Bar, there were engines that he earlier has "borrowed" from some DropShips pretending they weren't there in wide space of oversize parking lot for the bar. Stealing certain wallet from a certain pink fellow, who left it on the bar AGAIN and grabbing truetanker's odd peanut bowl, Wombat heads down to the deep recesses of Lair, past some boarded signs marked "Deep 13".
Using Truetanker's nicely donated charger as the controls of what became Wombat's underground DropShip.
"At the wheel of a 69 Charger, low on gas, have a DropShip made of various borrowed parts, and bar on top." Put some dark-dark RayBand TM glasses on, "Let do this!"
*suddenly lair lurches upward from it's exBrian Castle foundation flings into orbit sending Bar's occupants fling out of the remains of the bar becomes nose cone of bizarre earth works DropShip heading skywards with Achoo's beloved toilet danging on the side of it.*
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[Achoo floats down under a parachute as the remains of his underground lair, and the bar, rocket up into space. He not so gently lands in the hole where the lair had been just as the first truck full of concrete arrives to fill up the hole.]
Driver: Uhm, this hole is bigger than we were contracted to fill in.
Achoo: Yes, I know.
Driver: We had a contract...
Achoo: Wombat incident.
Driver: Oh. Well, that explains that.
Achoo: Don't worry, I will pay for the extra concrete.
Driver: *sigh*
Achoo: *sigh*
Driver: I will call this in.
Achoo: I know. Just call up the plans for option..........I guess 34B.
Driver: You have that many optional plans for...
Achoo: I have hundreds. Wombat.
Driver: Riiiight, Wombat. We will get on it.
Achoo: Thanks. I will be waiting over here to see if the bar crashes.
Driver: The bar......crashes?
Achoo: Wombat. Turned the bar into a dropship. But it is not all that aerodynamic, all that well constructed, and Wombat is trying to fly it.
Driver: Crap...................Is there a bunker of something nearby?
Achoo: Option 34B.
Driver: Ohhh, we will get right on that!
[Achoo sits down in a lounge chair, sipping on a beer while he watches the bar and lair sort of careen around the sky chased by three assaulkt dropships trying to shoot it down.]
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Then I vote Achoo the Mighty to be Krumpus this year!
TT
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[High in high orbital plane of the planet, as Wombat's underground DropShip made junk, ferrocrette, and other unspeakable flings towards North Pole. Wombat is jamming his head to a unspeakable Rasalhagian death-metal tune, where he notices his newly acquired dropship which he's nicked named "The Lair" is shuttering. He first notices this by seeing the Sony wide screen television flickering between "I AM Wombat" triovideo cartoon show and image of three Tiamat class Dropships gaining speed on his' ship. Sniffing a peanut from truetanker's donated peanut stash he liberated. He then presses a random button on markshift console.]
**SHUTTER** [From outside this towering and even more battered junkShip named "The Lair", a large Lifeboat is flung from the back of the ship. The lifeboat launches, yanking some piping of Achoo's bathroom from main body of the vehicle out. The boat begins spinning at super sonic speeds, smacking one of the three Tiamat-Class DropShips causing it to loose control. Causing one to career out of control and crash back into the hole where "The Lair" came from promptly landing nearly but not on top of Achoo in his comfortable chair. While the tub from his bathroom clearly lands on top of him, bottoms up.]
KA-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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This totally voids my warranty
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[muffled] *groan* Mine too. [/muffled]
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What in tarnations is that??!?
[Wrangler's pushes off a fallen wooden panel off himself and dusts him off to look up. Looks at upside down Tiamat-Class Pocket WarShip, with it's thrusters sticking high in the air. Suddenly, with a Flip of a hatch, Wrangler is ran over by hoard of wacky Ferrets dressed in Republic Border Fleet uniforms scurrying away from down DropShip!]
[Then as Wrangler attempts stand up, another horder of construction men who appear to be ferrets wearing 34th Workers Union out fits dash over him again *ouch!* and board the ship and start renovating the DropShip into a Bar as per contract after the associated "coffee breaks".]
*Rather confused and stomped on Wrangler stands up* What heck is this? A Freeway!?
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[muffled] I don't know. I cannot see anything here under this stupid upside down bathtub. Mind you, it may be safer under here than out there. [/muffled]
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Truetanker just notices his peanut jar is missing.
" Where's it at BoP? I knew you liked those, but didn't you HAVE to steal 'em too? "
TT
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*BoP puts the liberated peanut jar into hammerspace*
I admit nothing.
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[muffled] Admitting nothing is not the same as not being guilty. In point of fact it almost positively indicates that you actually are guilty. Just saying......[/muffled]
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[BUT Suddenly! 34th Workers Union Ferrets rush out from the exTiamat now turn Bar, seize the tub an rush to install it into the Bar, taking ACHOO into the ship.]
[Looking at wrong floor plans installing the tub with ACHOO inside of it into a complicated plumbing system which links the former ship's liquid tanks turn Liquor tanks into tub as a Beer Tap.]
Ahh...we may want get him out of there...
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In my defense, I never got my in-flight meal
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Well........this sucks. No, literally. It is sucking.OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW *PLOP*
Well, at least I am out. Where I am out is ........ where ?
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5352 E Wombat Blvd
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That's the wrong side of the tracks
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Wrong side of the planet. Whatever one were on...
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Well, the address may be wrong but it appears to be a bar. A messed up poorly designed and built bar, but a bar nevertheless.
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Sounds about right then.
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Achoo....why are you small? Your size of old 1980s GiJoe figure......that hole must done it.
Here i thought you were going drown in beer from in there. :D
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Just means that the beer will last longer.
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Mini Achoo?
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We can fix that problem with the BoP Industries Embiggening Ray (trademark pending)
Warning: BoP Industries is not responsible for intentional or accidental creation of Kaiju, do not use on reptiles.
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We can fix that problem with the BoP Industries Embiggening Ray (trademark pending)
Warning: BoP Industries is not responsible for intentional or accidental creation of Kaiju, do not use on reptiles.
I thought BoP Industries got sued when it was discovered that this was just 50 tons of McDonalds pushed through a food processor
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It was 40 tons, and It was BoP Food Industries that was sued over the BoP Food Industries Enlargening Stew (results are guaranteed,but remember we won that suit because we didn't specify what those results are)
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Wow! Being smaller makes reading the fine print easier!
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Nah BoP Industries has no fine print this week since we need to refurbish the BoP Industries Recertified Fine Printer.
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I wasn't referring to that. I was referring to the fine print on this contract to have whoever destroyed the lair destroyed. I get to call in a free orbital strike if needed! Sweet!
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I can paint a bullseye on the target for on $19.95
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I'll do it for $19.94.
TT
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Don't you know anything about pricing? Always use odd numbers when you want it to look smaller
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I did... I said $19.949999999999
Oh, I forgot :Nah BoP Industries has no fine print this week since we need to refurbish the BoP Industries Recertified Fine Printer.
Check your reader again...
TT
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The reader is on vacation
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Since when did BoP Industries allow employees to have vacations?
TT
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We at BoP Industries understand how fragile organic beings are, so we have always allowed our biological equipment some downtime to recover and maintain efficiency.
The higher morale they have, the sooner they can program their robotic replacements to have high morale.
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Watch out using that bathroom they installed, i think it's one of the exTiamat's escape pods.
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(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/91/3b/a9/913ba90f259b16b321747f80ffac1c10.jpg)
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[Mean while. Over heads of all of a unsuspecting world....flies perhaps the most bizarre dropship ever to fly the skies of any world. Flies the a dropship made of ferrocrette, mixed metal parts, some harden rock, and dropship parts from various ships that don't exist....
[Surveying the world at large, the Wombat. Glances over the screens of his newly decorated dropship controls, with monitors showing various targets of Christmas Cheer he wishes to spread across this world. Giving toothy smile, he spots what has become the new Lair of Achoo. Pressing with easy hand button. From perhap's ship's only *working* dropship door opens, drops large boxy object from the sky. Achoo on a rare moment in time, is on a evening stroll, is on receiving end of a large green and red gift box full of decades old Fruit Cake with TnT "candle" as it. then suddenly explodes with full Christmas might of the savior of the holiday, the Wombat!!]
***COMICAL EXPLOSION!!!!!!!*****
[As his odd-ball DropShip fly out sights, hunting for a another target on this holy of commercial nights.....it can be heard over open frequencies]
"Merry Christmas to all and to all a Good night!"]
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Merry Christmas Achoo!
And the rest of you guys
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[Loud SPLAT! as Achoo falls from the sky after getting blowed up by really old Fruit cake, which for some reason is falling to the ground around the entire area pretty much unaffected by the explosion]
Why me! Why me all the time?
[rattling sound as Achoo shakes his head to clear it. He finally reaches into his ear and pulls out a fruit cake, which he tosses aside.]
Somebody blow up Mopar next time! It's his turn to get blowed up!
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I'm too young to be blown up :D
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I'm too young to be blown up :D
Well, your not too young to be recalled by Fiat-Chrysler.
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Well, your not too young to be recalled by Fiat-Chrysler.
I don't think any of my Chrysler Products were ever recalled but then again my newest one is a 1999
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And your newest idea is from 1899. Just staying. No judgements... (Okay maybe a few.)
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What can one say? Mopar just loves the moldy oldies!
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*puts a small construction crew in Achoo's mind to mark the exits*
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*spies nano-size drone shaped Wombat sneak into Achoo's mind a put a sign over one of the his ear's entries reading* "abandon all hope ye who enter here" ..smaller print "there be no one living here!"*
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What can one say? Mopar just loves the moldy oldies!
Hey I thought we weren't going to talk about my underpants! >:(
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I wasn't. I was talking about moldy oldies, not moldy underoos. }:)
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Attention: Anti mold radiation burst will commence in 5 minutes.
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*Wrangler jumps into the new old bar's command deck below the bar!* Time to get some shelter...
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I wasn't. I was talking about moldy oldies, not moldy underoos. }:)
These are Special Edition Superman Underoos!
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(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y56/Clangador/Mobile%20Uploads/20160107_225215717_zpskxicgy6s.jpeg) (http://s3.photobucket.com/user/Clangador/media/Mobile%20Uploads/20160107_225215717_zpskxicgy6s.jpeg.html)
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Clang has Wonder Woman underoos
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When did he steal them, and does she know about this mental myopia?
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He didn't steal them. He's been wearing them since 1972
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Talk about moldy oldies! :o
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What ever you do don't touch them.
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*Wrangler answers the phone, nods and turns to the bar and says*, "Hey, is there anyone here knows someone named 1972? They said they want underwoos back or somethin."
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Fact: I'm wearing dirty underwear today. I count find any clean ones.
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Fact: I'm wearing dirty underwear today. I count find any clean ones.
You never had any clean ones!
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no wonder you could not find any! You were counting them you big dummy! >:D
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Hmmm, that fruitcake the Wombat dropped.......is moving...run everybody!!
(http://assets.amuniversal.com/0536c0107a3401332158005056a9545d)
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RUN AWAY!
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RUN AWAY!!!!!
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Ran Away! Trying to decide if I need to run further away!
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I walked along the avenue.
I never thought I'd meet a girl like you;
Meet a girl like you.
With auburn hair and tawny eyes;
The kind of eyes that hypnotize me through;
Hypnotize me through.
And I ran, I ran so far away.
I just ran, I ran all night and day.
I couldn't get away.
A cloud appears above your head;
A beam of light comes shining down on you,
Shining down on you.
The cloud is moving nearer still.
Aurora borealis comes in view;
Aurora comes in view.
And I ran, I ran so far away.
I just ran, I ran all night and day.
I couldn't get away.
Reached out a hand to touch your face;
You're slowly disappearing from my view;
Disappearing from my view.
Reached out a hand to try again;
I'm floating in a beam of light with you;
A beam of light with you.
And I ran, I ran so far away.
I just ran, I ran all night and day.
I couldn't get away.
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Hey! That's my schtick! :))
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Ran Away! Trying to decide if I need to run further away!
Yep we can still see you
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That's because I came back to complain about BoP using my schtick. Would you like me to poke you with my schtick?
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That's because I came back to complain about BoP using my schtick. Would you like me to poke you with my schtick?
I would like you to smack BoP with a schtick for using your schtick, so please schtick it to him.
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Schtick it to The Man.
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He'll leave you in Schticks.
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That's a lot of chutzpah from a mashugana about my schtick.
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We all know it's just a twig and berry ;D ;)
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But it's MY twig and berry! MINE! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
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Ah what a proud papa
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Oh, we sailed down from Alaska on our way to Puget Sound,
The skipper went aloft, he said he'd take a look around.
When he came down, his face looked like he'd smelled an awful smell,
And then he called all hands on deck and we all heard him yell:
"Who hid the halibut on the poop deck?
Who hid the halibut on the poop deck?
I'll knock him for a loop, that silly nincompoop,
Who hid the halibut on the poop deck?"
Then old second mate Kit Hornson says, "What is this scuttlebutt?
I think that I'll go up and look, just for the halibut."
But he came down and said, "Boys, this will be a smelly trip,
Unless we find that halibut, we'd better burn the ship.
Who hid the halibut on the poop deck?
Who hid the halibut on the poop deck?
My nose tells me it's there, but I've looked everywhere,
Who hid the halibut on the poop deck?"
Then the cook said to the captain, "Sir, before I make the soup,
If you have no objection, I'll go snoop around the poop."
The cook was pale when he came down, he headed for his bunk,
He says, "I never knew a fish could outperform a skunk."
"Who hid the halibut on the poop deck?
Who hid the halibut on the poop deck?
The whole darn crew was weak from this game of hide and seek,
Who hid the halibut on the poop deck?"
Then up stepped Knute Knutsen, he is tougher than a boot,
He says, "I'll find that halibut, or my name ain't Knute."
And fifteen minutes later he had found where it was stored,
And twenty seagulls fainted when he threw it overboard.
Who hid the halibut on the poop deck?
Who hid the halibut on the poop deck?
We never never knew, what screwball in the crew
Who had hid the halibut on the poop deck.
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Achoo has head has popped with that poopscade of a tale.
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Achoo's head has not had popped on that poop deck. That would be Achoo's scuttle butt.
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Where was the halibut?
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On the poooooooop deck! Shesh! Read the lyrics! ::)
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On the poooooooop deck! Shesh! Read the lyrics! ::)
Yes but where on the poop deck?
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Next to the urinal cake, duh.
I'm back.
TT
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Yes but where on the poop deck?
At the butt of the boat silly!
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This conversation is becoming butt of alot people's jokes. :-X
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Are you butting in or butting out?
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Next to the urinal cake, duh.
I'm back.
TT
Where were you?
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Hospital bill required me to give up internet for a few months.
TT
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OUCH! Double pain! Glad you are back.
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Thanks talking Pink dude! ;D Where's the Blue one? ;)
TT
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Hospital bill required me to give up internet for a few months.
TT
You choose your health over us?
I have never been so insulted!
;D ;)
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Well I kicked your fender and lost my big toe... I want it back you Buick 8 or are you Christen!
TT
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Well I kicked your fender and lost my big toe... I want it back you Buick 8 or are you Christen!
TT
No need for name calling.
Can you describe your toe? It's a common thing around here.
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Nothing wrong with name calling. Hello Phred! Where are you?
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Nothing wrong with name calling. Hello Phred! Where are you?
Stop that Clangapherd
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Oh NO!!! Its the end.....of the thread.
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As we know... and I'm fiiine. Maroon color Achoo, won't you come, won't you come.
To Black Hole Sun, re-lyriced.
TT
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That's sounds like premature thread evaporation to me
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More like Achoo's Thread warranty is about to expire, quick get the ACME Lawyers on the horn.
Wait, the horn's with Wombat?
Dangnabit... I blame BoP for this.
TT
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He has to be guilty of something.... 8)
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I ADMIT NOTHING
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I ADMIT NOTHING
He's really Sgt. Schultz!
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I ADMIT NOTHING
Denial is the first sign of guilt, BoP. 8)
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Blame it on the Preeeey.
To Blame it on the Rain, re-lyriced.
TT
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I still blame BoP because he has to be guilty of something..... ::)
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You have to figure out what it is first :P
Am I guilty of something as heinous as serial regicide, or have I simply forgotten to pay a parking ticket?
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You have to figure out what it is first :P
Am I guilty of something as heinous as serial regicide, or have I simply forgotten to pay a parking ticket?
I thought it was that strafing run you did with collector's edition Klingon Bird of Prey on Achoo's DropShip collection.
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Nobody saw it, so you can't prove anything.
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So that was you... I paid handsomely a passing Ferangi for that Holo-vid data.
TT
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No no.
I mean no one literally SAW it.
She can fire while cloaked
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SO YOU ADMIT IT! >:(
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Ahhh...the Photon Torpedo fired was visable and highlighted your ship. Little flaw in your plan... :P
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I only admit to owning a ship.
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And I only admit to being.
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Then you're not a nonbeing.
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He's more of a gaseous mass
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Isn't there danger of him bursting into a new star due to gravity?
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unlikely
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unlikely
Don't be so sure - that's a lot of mass
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Don't be so sure - that's a lot of mass
and gas.
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Achoo's more like a nebula
not even interesting without color filters and photoshop magic
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Ohhhhh, rapier shit....I mean wit.
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you might have had it right the first time ;D
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I was pretty sure I was right the first time as well...............But I didn't want what I was saying to be too nebulous or gassy........ }:)
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I find gas giants creepy. Probably Stanley Kubrick's fault.
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So Clang your saying your ass is big ;D
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The Bell has been tolled, its 50th PAGE!
*Runs in panic*
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So go out in a bang!
* Lights a match and places it next to a small Gas Giant called Achoo... *
TT
;D
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*grabs all the booze*
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(http://rexwiederanders.weebly.com/uploads/2/0/5/7/20577108/6439372_orig.png)
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Agh! It's not in Braille!
TT
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Do you need it to be explained?
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Why is there an ESD warning if there is total destruction?
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Depends, do you want off the boat before it asplodes?
Or worse, what if it doesn't explode at all?
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OTTO-DESTRUCT INITIATED!
OTTO-DESTRUCT WILL OCCUR WHENEVER OTTO FINALLY BOTHERS TO SHOW UP
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Is otto the person who told everyone to fire at Wil?
poor poor Wil
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Otto? He was a Raider wasn't he?
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Otto? He was a Raider wasn't he?
He was a Ice-powered Industrial Mech? Yikes. Your mileage may vary in your use. Least you get a chain saw with it.
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He was a Ice-powered Industrial Mech? Yikes. Your mileage may vary in your use. Least you get a chain saw with it.
That doesn't sound safe
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Meh. Safe is overrated.
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Meh. Safe is overrated.
That's why you were cutting that cheese wheel with that banged up ForestryMech in the back of the bar?
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Achoo cut the cheese?
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}:)
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I'll hate to see this place go
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It doesn't just disappear when they lock it. You can go back and read it again until housekeeping finally gets around to cleaning things up. Does that make you feel better?
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No
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Sorry
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*Wombat hearing of the impending closer of the thread, thinks the place should celebrate a successful run with explosive ending.*
*He pulls out large crates of ACME (R) brand crates of TNT and place them in Achoo's bathroom to set up fireworks displace, placing some chinese fire rockets inside pile. Then uncollies detonator cord....then jumps into Achoo's pants to for protection and gives toothy smile and pushes the plunger*
COMICAL EXPLOSIONS WITH FIRE WORKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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OOOOOOOHHHH!! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!! OOOOWWWWWWW!!
HEY! GET OUT OF THERE!
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It's all fun and games until a Wombat jumps in your pants
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[The scene that follows is a comical and series of futile attempts by Achoo to get Wombat out of his singed and smoking pants, culmination with the even more comical scene where Achoo uses a sledge hammer to try and hit Wombat, failing horribly. The scene ends with Wombat running of with Achoo's pants while Achoo lays there moaning pitifully on the ground holding his hammered groin.]
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww*wheeze*grooooooooooooooooooooooooooanuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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You hit the nail on the head Achoo?
Need a Band-Aid?
TT
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Clearly the time has come for extreme measures.
That is why I brought my rocket-launching gatling railgun
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Those ow never groan never work wheeeze properly. moan The ammo uhnnn feeds always misfeed and cough cause ammo owwwww explosions.
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*seeing opportunity for mischief, Wombat pulls off his pie-rator rifle and begins pie-ing everyone with custer filled pies with super-sonic force! Hitting Wrangler squarely in face flopping hind over and behind into back of the bar, where he clearly smacks BirdofPrey out of the the air, on to the ground smack truetanker multiple times!
*giving toothy smile, he sets it rapid fire and pies Achoo until pies comes out of his behind!*
Ouch
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Why is Wombat pooping pies?
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WOOT! PAGE 51 ya....
Somebody needs glasses...
TT
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Why is Wombat pooping pies?
*wipes the pie from his eyes*
He firing enough pies at you since it will come from your behind, Achoo.
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I'm staying away from the Chocolate Cream pie.
Just saying
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That's pudding pie in your pooper the hard way! ::)
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Yeahhh this thread is overdue for burnination
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BOP - try the pudding
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Great. Mopar is brown nosing it again.
TT
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Why do BoP assume da puddin' be brown? Does BoP mean Brown Old Puddin"?
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Why do BoP assume da puddin' be brown? Does BoP mean Brown Old Puddin"?
I think it's TT that is assuming it's brown
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Why do BoP assume da puddin' be brown? Does BoP mean Brown Old Puddin"?
HEY!
Don't go implicating me (again)
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HEY!
Don't go implicating me (again)
Proclaimed the guilty
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All evidence points to TT's guilt
He's a witch, he must BURN.
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Who wants some free BoP Industries product?
TT >:D
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Burn, like with a Firestarter?
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Well, it certainly isn't like the burn after exercise. The only exercise we get around here is pressing our luck.
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This mission, should you choose to accept it, will self destruct in ten seconds.
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Can I just phone it in? I don't have any round tuits. ::)
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The number you have dialed is not in service, or is assigned to a different area code. Please check the number and try again, or hang up and then dial your operator.
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Can I just phone it in? I don't have any round tuits. ::)
A friend of mine actually owns a round tuit - it's in the form of a wooden nickel
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Hate see a CBill that's wooden, comstar will have fits. Not hightech enough. :D
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Hate see a CBill that's wooden, comstar will have fits. Not hightech enough. :D
Not to mention the Primus would have splinters in strange places
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:D
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Damn- this place just won't die
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This is the thread that will not die. O0
No, I wont reprised 'The Song that will Never End"
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What about The Never Ending Story?
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Should have been the Put This Story Out Of It's Misery Story
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The problem is it didn't. 8)
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I wish the real Wombat would return. To pay respects to the threat he started.
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Well boys I'm off to the Land of the Current Wombat - tootles
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Well boys I'm off to the Land of the Current Wombat - tootles
Say Hi to Wombat and friends! Watch your back!
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Don't do anything I would do.... O:-)
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Shoebeedoobeedoo!
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So... SOMEBODY finally comes out of the closet!
TT
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Hey! I got confused and walked through the wrong door! It's an honest mistake!
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Right.... no moonshine for you! More for Mopar to lube-gas up his ticker.
TT
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Awwww man! Accidentally wander through the wrong door and they assume you are drunk! I was just confused! Happens when you get old!
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Like this thread.. already 52! ::)
TT
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Maybe they will let it get to a page count that is close to my actual age. O0
Which will be 60 in July....... :o
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Right.... no moonshine for you! More for Mopar to lube-gas up his ticker.
TT
I'm fully lubed all the time thanks.
I'm also back from Asia for now
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Managed to escape yet again, did you?
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*feeling frisky, finding the new version of The Mighty Achoo cute....through's a Poke'ball (tm) at Achoo while he sneezes. In his weaken state, Achoo is captured by Wombat as his new Poke'mon!*
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[For his impertinence Wrangler finds himself stuck inside of a Pokeball stuck inside of Wombat's pouch.] O0
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*Wrangler wondering why heck HE's in the a Poke'ball. Discovers that Poke'ball is actually a Tardis, he sets the controls some random destination that has beer. Making the ball, and apparently the WomBat disappear from time and space of the bar!*
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What was that strange grinding noise?
Oh well, guess it wasn't important.
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Oh that was just me stretching.
I need to oil my actuators
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If that was your actuators they need far more than oil. They sounded actively pissed at you. ::)
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Well you know, I designed the Mk13 body to be cheap to replace, but I haven't exploded in a while.
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There is cheap, there is Cheap, and there is CHEEEEEEEEEAP!
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There is cheap, there is Cheap, and there is CHEEEEEEEEEAP!
There is Target, Big 5, and Walmart
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Hey! We resemble that remark! ::)
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Has WallyWorld branded your butt yet?
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Well, they pretty much assume that they own it. :(
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Well, they pretty much assume that they own it. :(
Well that's quite a bit of real estate [neko] ;D ;)
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Hey! I resemble that remark! ;D
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Ah it's good to be back in the Achoo.S.S.R
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This is not a small Chevy truck :P
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This is not a small Chevy truck :P
You almost qualify to own one: Old and white.
You fail in that you have more brains than money
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Hey! Now you guys are getting personal! ;D
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When are they going to close this dump?
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Trashmen are on strike, didn't you see the picket line outside? Something about they don't get paid enough to take care of this place!
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Hell this place is even older than Weirdo!!!
TT
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Well, us Olde Farts gotta have some old place to hand around and complain about the whippersnappers!
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Kids these days with your omnimechs and your rap music
GET OF MAH LAWN
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Hey I like the New Kids on the Block...
Not really, more like Gwar or Lords of Acid. But I do like Johnny Horton and werider.
Kyary Pamyu Pamyu- PONPONPON, Toybox- Tarzan and Jane, Mr Weebl's- Narwhal Song :)
TT
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It's all new crap to me! Confounded whippersnappers! Why I outta...
What was I talking about again?
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Try quoting me... ::)
TT
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Say something worth quoting then........ ;D
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Hell this place is even older than Weirdo!!!
TT
I have met Weirdo and he's not nearly as old as Achoo
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I too have also met Weirdo. I can guarantee he is neither as old as me or anywhere near normal.
As for old, well, I turned 60 on Thursday last week so I am Olde.
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Not old, but improved and wiser with age. Or craftier to outsmart the young-ins.
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I can't catch a PINKachoo even if I don't play Pokémon GO!.
TT
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Recently a place i was working at posted a notice stating, *instert company name*achoo can wait. Poke'mon NO!. No distracted walking. ;D
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Not at Wal*Mart. We are Pokémon enabled. It's not as if their walking around distracted by looking for Pokémon is any different really from the way they normally wander about anyway. 8)
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I too have also met Weirdo. I can guarantee he is neither as old as me or anywhere near normal.
As for old, well, I turned 60 on Thursday last week so I am Olde.
Happy belated Birthday! Mine was on the 10th
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Happy belated birthday to you as well!
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Man this place really stinks
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I don't think Achoo has thrown out any of the spoiled food for a while.
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I think his pile of used tighty whiteys might have something to do with it
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Well, excuuuuuuuse me! Housekeeping is a little slow cleaning things up around here.
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Well you hired Clang-a-Cleaners
The most horrifying thing ever seen in a French Maid outfit
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I think his pile of used tighty whiteys might have something to do with it
The most horrifying thing ever seen in a French Maid outfit
Those both sound like Wombat's ideas.
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Meh, I have heard worse ideas. Some actually from Wombat.
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*Wombat walks out in a French Maid outfit two sizes too small*
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I work at Wal*Mart. I have seen much worse than that.
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I work at Wal*Mart. I have seen much worse than that.
Oh I had to go there today in the hood. Damn that's just too much culture for me
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Try working there eight hours a day, 40 hours a week. Nothing surprises me anymore.
Dismays me, yes
Surprises me, no.
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"It "the thread" keeps going."
*Inserts large Energizer Battery into the back of Achoo*
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HEY! :o
Watch where you are trying to insert that battery! >:(
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Damn! That's a lot of D cells :o
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Laugh it up! Would you like to have somebody dup a lot of D Cells on you?
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Considering that was in your back and not your butt. Find it odd.....how you took that way..
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I wouldn't want to be slapped up the head with a D cell
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Considering that was in your back and not your butt. Find it odd.....how you took that way..
I took it that way because it was funny to take it that way. I am kind of anal that way. :P
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I took it that way because it was funny to take it that way. I am kind of anal that way. :P
We're behind you 100% ;D
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Just keep your hands off of my butt. 8)
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I never place my hand near a black hole
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That pun was bad and you should feel bad.
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I guess Achoo has Puns of Steel.
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Pungeon master?
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PUNTASTIC COMEBACKS! You must be punitively punished by Attila the Pun!
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Unless Attila likes Fudge Poopsicles...
TT
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SQUIRREL!
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(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/ba/76/61/ba7661bf63df07871ee263838202991f.jpg)
TT
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You guys need stop squirreling around.
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SQUIREL!
WHERE!?/size]
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:points in no particular direction at all:
OVER THERE!
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SQUIRREL STAMPEDE!
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Last year I killed 59 ground squirrels #P
This year only 34
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They learned who to hide from. Their organized I tell you! Organized! They post sentries and everything!
OOC: One of the funniest things I ever saw was a Squirrel Deck for Magic. If he got started properly his opponents could not kill off the Squirrel hordes fast enough. Much cursing ensued.
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They learned who to hide from. Their organized I tell you! Organized! They post sentries and everything!
OOC: One of the funniest things I ever saw was a Squirrel Deck for Magic. If he got started properly his opponents could not kill off the Squirrel hordes fast enough. Much cursing ensued.
They are organized and they do have sentries. No joke
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They even sort of have snipers that throw things at you. Open Season had that right!
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They even sort of have snipers that throw things at you. Open Season had that right!
Which one?
(http://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140617202137/looneytunes/images/f/f4/1235471162_duckrabbitseason-2.gif)
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This one.
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Squirrel season is over - so sad
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Around here (where I live) squirrel is never over. Damn their chittering!
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They are bad here but I seriously reduced the population last year. This year a little more
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Ninja Squirrels! They are watching you! They see your every move. Be afraid. Be very, very afraid.
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Worst...
(http://www.rayfowler.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/jedi_squirrels_with_lightsabers.jpg)
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The most dangerous squirrel of all...........
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Hey Mopar? Found this...
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TT
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Hey Mopar? Found this...
For content purposes... Link kid unfriendly.
https://teespring.com/shop/beamechanic?utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=google_shopping&aid=ts-boosted-pla&gclid=CjwKEAjwjqO_BRDribyJpc_mzHgSJABdnsFWpRpgQenB28_Ew5gYjn5l8EBwwoKcB1-HrdS9GAT2DBoCk__w_wcB#pid=401&cid=6645&sid=front (https://teespring.com/shop/beamechanic?utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=google_shopping&aid=ts-boosted-pla&gclid=CjwKEAjwjqO_BRDribyJpc_mzHgSJABdnsFWpRpgQenB28_Ew5gYjn5l8EBwwoKcB1-HrdS9GAT2DBoCk__w_wcB#pid=401&cid=6645&sid=front)
TT
I like it but my wife would not approve ;D
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Besides, if you bust the nut you are not doing it the right way. ::) O:-)
Just sayin' :P
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there is some truth to what the old guy is saying
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Don't let these moments alarm you. They pass.
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meh. I pulled my alarm fuse anyway
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meh. I pulled my alarm fuse anyway
and your brain fuse which appears to be only a 1/2 amp circuit
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I thought his brain had fused a long time ago. Let me check my notes....
*shuffle* *shuffle* *shuffle* It's here somewhere......oh, here it is.
I was wrong. His brain refused. What it refused isn't all that clear, but I think it had something to do with paying attention......
I could be wrong. I wasn't really paying attention because I was eating a Milky Way bar at the time.
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Let me check.
*opens up BoP's brain chamber and examines the circuit*
Well this explains it. His brain circuit is just a Betty Crocker Toaster Oven with a 25W bulb.
Looks like someone left some Pop Tarts in there.
And the bulb is burned out
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Sounds like a " Wombat was Here. " deal...
Wonder where that blue disaster is now, and up too. Anyone?
OCC: Really miss the funnies with wombat involved. :(
TT
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It bothers me to admit that I miss my archnemesis, the Azure Bane
Someday it may manage to escape from the Capellan Confederation.
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Wombat?!!? *Wrangler poops out from under the wooden hard floors with a thump*
Man, i have heard of anything from him since his bombing of presents last Christmas with the bar he made into a DropShip. Maybe Achoo has gotten too cute for him to mess with now evolving into a Pikachoo type from a pink magician demon thing.
OOC: She lurking around but she doesn't come to visit with us here. Be nice she come out retirement and visit once an a while.
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OOC: I doubt most of us could understand life in Hong Kong. It's very different and probably takes too much time and money than this place can justify.
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OOC: I doubt most of us could understand life in Hong Kong. It's very different and probably takes too much time and money than this place can justify.
OOC: Wasn't she living outside of Hong Kong with her family rending out from Max Liao (not kidding)? I've only been to Hong Kong once before the 1997 change over China rule.
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OOC: IIRC she lives just north of Shenzhen, which is just north of Hong Kong. And IIRC the name of her boss is, or was, quite literally Max Liao. And IIRC she has problems posting on CBT because for some reason the site loads fonts or something from Google and Google is forbidden in China. Quite literally forbidden and blocked.
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OOC: Then by all means we should be able to, on your next China trip, drop a line to her, whoever gets a chance and say we miss you.
Pours some cleaner on Wrangler because he pooped on the floor. Bad Wrangler! BAD. * hits wrangler with a newspaper roll *
*Wrangler poops un the wooden hard floors with a thump*
TT
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*Ouch*ouch* Drat my typo-ness getting the better of me...*ouch*
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Bad Wrangler! Bad Wrangler! You poop up on the poop deck!
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Well, the poop deck was bit pooped.
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That is what it is for! We just hose it down and flush the mess to the thread below us now. We could not do that before CBT moved us up out of the basement.
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OOC: IIRC she lives just north of Shenzhen, which is just north of Hong Kong. And IIRC the name of her boss is, or was, quite literally Max Liao. And IIRC she has problems posting on CBT because for some reason the site loads fonts or something from Google and Google is forbidden in China. Quite literally forbidden and blocked.
OOC: Need to check that out. Google isn't blocked but the China filter makes it unGodly slow.
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If you are in Hong Kong proper, no problem.
If not, big problem.
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We need be careful, were in a undead thread....
OOC: Happy Halloween! (http://emojipedia-us.s3.amazonaws.com/cache/58/e2/58e211877440d96b170e6416ac0770c9.png)
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It's not undead. It's just mostly dead. 8)
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If you are in Hong Kong proper, no problem.
If not, big problem.
Many hotels in China have a HK IP so the network is not too bad
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I will have to take your word on that. Have never been there. Probably never will.
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Waitminute, your the Mighty Achoo! Cousin of Mighty Magician Aku. Don't you got some kind of pull in Southeast Asia on Terra? I'm sure you'd get easy accommodation. Or crash at your cousin's couch for a week or something.
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Nope. }:)
Restraining order. O:-)
It's complicated.... :-X
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Fortunately, it's MUCH easier to undo the future that is Achoo than the future that is Aku.
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I will have to take your word on that. Have never been there. Probably never will.
You ain't missing much
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I didn't think I was. O0
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Jeez! This place looks like a post election hangover
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Keep it down. Some of us are dying here.
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What!??!? There zombies in here?!?
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Keep it down. Some of us are dying here.
Want me to summon the Weasel Medics?
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Not really. Getting run over multiple times while those weasels are looking for someone ti take to the hospital leaves me feeling rather run down.
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I bet having the ambulance wheel over top of you leaves you rather tired
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Well, when the ambulance runs Achoo down i think he's just feeling run downed a bit.
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More than a bit, actually. Actually it leaves me feeling completely run down. #P
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More than a bit, actually. Actually it leaves me feeling completely run down. #P
but that is why they only charge a flat rate
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That leave me feeling a bit crushed....... 8)
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What you guys going ask Wombat *cough* I mean Santa for Christmas.
*Looks around the bar made out of a upside down Tiamat-Class DropShip* I'd dare say new interior, i feel like were in a set of a space dinner horror film.
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I seek nothing. Which I probably get in abundance. O0
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Get Achoo a coal fired dropship.
He's got plenty of fuel for it by now.
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I thought he had plenty of fuel, because he's already gassed up.
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I hope that Achoo gets Christmas off from work
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I'm sure he will have christmas off, but he still got run his bar. ^-^
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Dear Santa~
I wish to have my friend safe and sound and back online for Christmas. That persons name is Wombat, he is blue and fuzzy and very naughty to Achoo. Sometimes he can be a handful but he is very much missed. Why else but the Minon of Wanton Destruction can do but not have fun at our expense?
Thank you Mr. Santa Claus sir. Yours truly, Truetanker and friends. |
Hehe...
TT
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I hope that Achoo gets Christmas off from work
It is the only day of the year where WalMart closes. Grudgingly.
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sEE, Santa "WomBat" came through again!
*drinks more spiked Egg Nogg*
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* Swaps Wrangler's spiked Nog for a Peppermint-flavored Fusionnaire. *
+
Fusionnaire
4 1/2 oz lemon juice
3 oz vodka - ( peppermint flavor instead of traditional )
1 1/2 oz peppermint schnapps
1 1/2 oz lemonade schnapps
1 1/2 oz rum
serve chilled in a tall glass over ice
Your welkome!
TT
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WhY ThaNk yOu....*begins to see triple and everyone looks like a Wombat*
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* Bangs a soft Gong near Wrangler *
>:D >:D >:D >:D
TT
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* Bangs a soft Gong near Wrangler *
Bring out yer dead
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It is the only day of the year where WalMart closes. Grudgingly.
I didn't know that. Merry Christmas
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* Swaps Wrangler's spiked Nog for a Peppermint-flavored Fusionnaire. *
+
Fusionnaire
4 1/2 oz lemon juice
3 oz vodka - ( peppermint flavor instead of traditional )
1 1/2 oz peppermint schnapps
1 1/2 oz lemonade schnapps
1 1/2 oz rum
serve chilled in a tall glass over ice
Your welkome!
TT
That's waaaaaaaayyyy to much lemon juice
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*Wrangler grasps his hears as the gong bounces him out of seat*
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!! The Bell's have toll!
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Too many Ding Dongs in here
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Ding Dong Your Brain Is Dead,
You Got Nothing Inside Your Head.
Ding Dong Your Brain Is like Totally Dead!
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*Ironically, Ash from the Evil Dead arrives with his boom stick and blasts the dead brain* *BANG!*
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* Ash looks at Achoo *
" Gimme some sugar, Baby! "
TT
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(http://mediacdn.snorgcontent.com/media/catalog/product/optimized/7/f/7f4ff56e84dd2c328d1ebcf2d1f070cb/hailtothekingbaby_newthumb.png)
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Yo! She-bitch. Let's go!
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I am not even going to try and touch any of this. 8)
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Go on and go home you big chicken!
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Naw....I just don't have any industrial strength hand sanitizer that can get this load of crap off of my hands.
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*Wrangler sits at the bar the blue wonder (wonder?) pops up from behind the bar use high pressure fire hose to clean off Achoo and most his cloths right off his body*
SPLASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Naw....I just don't have any industrial strength hand sanitizer that can get this load of crap off of my hands.
There's a 55 gallon drum of it out back.
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No thanks. I am kind of wet at the moment. #P
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*Sneaking from the corner of the dank and dirty bar with a t-shirt that reads "LOVE THIS PLACE", the ever Xmas happy Wombat makes a early appearance. He takes a slightly used Poke'Ball from his pouch and gives it roll right under now fully dressed Achoo. With thump of what could have sounded like Wombat's trademark fart (it wasn't this time...maybe) a full size Christmas Tree with all the dressings, garland and midnight treats pops out of the ball and up Achoo' back of his shirt (Does a pink Pikahu looking guy need a shirt?).
Bong!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Christmas Tree with Achoo as it's "Star" grows to its full height of 12 feet. Fortunately (for Achoo) the Bar's main saloon area was one of the Cargo holds of the DropShip the Bar was built out of.*
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PINATA!
TT
>:/!
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*Twas the night before Christmas, when all thro’ the bar,
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse;
The Achoo was hung up on the Christmas Tree with care (thanks to Wombat)
In hopes of Wombat, the Christmas savior would arrive deliver new round of drinks to the patron who tend the bar again.
Then as Achoo snoors in the middle of the night. A strange Dropship made out of odd bits and blocks stone, junk, and used parts screamed over head around midnight.
It is the Wombat has arrived, as he carpet bombs the bar and neighborhood with his mech size presents as he flies quickly by.
He shouts across open frequency "Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good night!" As he continues across the sky.
Bar is spared most of the xmas carnage, but many angry neighbors shake their fists at the willy Wombat as he flies by for his latest deliveries of Xmas presents made quiet expensive mess on this most holy of nights!*
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God I hate Christmas
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Tell the neighbors about it! i think i see over yonder a upside down 2750 vintage Atlas BattleMech sticking out of the what left someone's house's roof!
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I really hate Christmas. I really do. >:(
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At least a BattleMech didn't land on the bar, thou it properly bounced.
Waitminute...*Wrangler walks out notices a Pillager bounced off the "roof" of the Dropship/bar and smacked HIS Thunderhawk he had parked next to it. *
Dang nabbit! Now i need a tow! I knew i thought I heard a thump in the middle night while i was sleeping off my drinks!
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You not going to get a tow out here without having to pay them hazardous duty pay. For some reason this place is considered to be a war zone by the recovery crews.
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You not going to get a tow out here without having to pay them hazardous duty pay. For some reason this place is considered to be a war zone by the recovery crews.
It's listed as Wombat Free Range Territory
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"Free range?"
**big floopy marsupial grin**
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*Wrangler on the phone as he had to pay extra to have his T-Hawk tow/salvaged/flatbeded/flatbread(?) away using the Pillager as a means to pay...maybe...be nice ride...ANYWAYS. He seems to be arguing with ACME Mechalube make sure his Arms aren't put on backwards AGAIN. Then his eye turns to eyes to the Wombat and wonders...what mischief he's about inflict on the bar....*
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Free range Wombat is some good eatin'
*materializes shotgun*
com'ere
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[Naturally BirdofBrey fails to notice the ACME™ label on the shotgun which materializes in his hands with the barrel curiously pointing backwards. Wombat smiles a toothy grin as he pulls the trigger, making BirdofPrey's head do a particular magic trick that is not recommended at children's parties. Wombat pulls a telephone receiver out of his pouch.]
"Hello? Yes this is Wombat. How did I dial the number considering I don't have the ability to read the numbers on the phone? Plot device. Where is the Statue of Liberty? I really can't comment on that right now due to the shortage of donut glaze in the Capellan Confederation. But enough about me. I need a pickup. Yes please, inept ACME™ ambulance service will be fine. Please bill it to Achoo. I have his credit card right here, hang on lemme give you the number."
[Wombat looks at the stolen appropriated credit card for a few minutes. When he can't read the card, he proceeds to pull a credit card reader out of his pouch and swipes it a few times.]
"...did you get that? Good. Can you also add a dozen roses, seventeen pounds of flapjacks, and a bumper from a 1972 Ford Pinto on that delivery?"
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I have gotten an Urbie for a present, I shall paint it a fuzzy blue and place a Liao decal on it and name it Wombat after you!
Hope all is well, and Mopar did it with Achoos help. Me and BoP saw it.
TT
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It appears that Bird of Prey has fallen Prey to the Wombat.
Hope his spare heads aren't filled up with those peanuts Wombat's always chewing on.
*gets back on the phone calling Mechalube about fixing his T-Hawk while sipping a beer.*
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Can you call my mechanic instead?
Hope his spare heads aren't filled up with those peanuts Wombat's always chewing on.
Wait, is THAT where all my microchips are going?
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Probably. Wombat just grabs things, calls them peanuts and starts chewing. >:D
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Probably. Wombat just grabs things, calls them peanuts and starts chewing. >:D
Shame they don't make Wombat any smarter.
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Well at least Wombat will get his iron. Ahhh BoP, doesn't that downgrade your hmmm thinking power? ???
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BAD COMMAND OR FILE NAME
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[Wombat leaves for a bit with a slice of banana and three pounds of bacon in his paws, presumably to make a make-shift trap for a Chinese deliveryman. Don't ask. Wombat returns a few minutes later with a stolen Vespa and three orders of Kung Pao Chicken. No fortune cookies.]
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I would like to point out my innocence in this whole thread
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Denial the first sign of guilt....
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No guilt is the first sign of guilt.
Denial is #56
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"...isn't that a river in Egypt?"
[Wombat, now dressed as a very short and blue fuzzy Pharaoh, nods as if answering his own pun. He then looks around for a bit and, when nobody answers, he pulls a bottle of XXL-sized ACME™ beard and mustache growing creme out of his pouch and pours in on his fuzzy blue chin. Within seconds, Wombat grows a beard on his beard, so that his beard has a full luscious beard of it's own. Wombat smiles his approval and sticks his own head in his pouch for a few thousand selfies.]
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*Wrangler gets a alert from his smart phone and notices the Internet is down.*
Dang, Nabbit! Wombat broke the internet with his selfies!
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[MM walks by doing the Egyptian]
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ABORT? RETRY? FAIL?
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Try "Reset"
It might work.
But don't count on it.
Meanwhile I will just be over here trying to avoid drawing Wombat's attention.
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*Wrangler looks over and notice Achoo is literately glowing.*
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[Command]: Logtree
[C/]: Pswrd- Shift/Alt/Ctrl
[C/]: IMPUT-Denied
[C/]: Pswrd-BoP Restart
[C/): Pswrd-Access granted
[C/]: Command : CATSTRT
[C/]: Systemtree REBOOT v.2z
There you should all be set... Now there may be some lingering after market programs that I use to hack, but they sometimes need a pswrd... >:D I made sure those pswrds weren't uploaded. You should have a minty aftertaste when you try some of the new upgrades such as when going Faser than Light speed.
TT
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"....hey, how did I get nuclear fleas?"
[Wombat waddles over next to Achoo and quickly exchanges pants with him so that, Wombat is naked and has Achoo's pants draped over his widdle head, and Achoo is wearing Wombat's marsupial suit...with nuclear fleas.]
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Don't worry Achoo. I think those things have a 1/2 life
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Well, that is possibly an improvement over my no life. [Tosses Wombat's Wombat suit at Mopar, which oddly lands on him in a way where the open top of the Wombat suit lands on top of Mopar, leaving him trapped inside of the suit upside down on Mopar. (Where that leaves Mopar's head is best left not said. Just saying......)
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[The marsupial suit lands on Mopar, screams, and begins quoting Weird Al lyrics. Wombat (now completely naked across the room), looks up and gives his marsupial suit a thumbs up. Well not really a thumb since Wombat doesn't have thumbs, but at least a paw up.]
**the marsupial suit farts**
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Sorry, but this thread has dried out. If you want to keep things unpleasantly moist, your gonna need a new one. :)