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Title: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Wombat on 11 October 2012, 09:13:18
Once upon a midnight thieving, while I pondered anviling and deceiving,
Over many a blue furry volume of stolen pants,
While I pilfered, nearly gnawing, suddenly there came a wash-a-drawing,
As of some one gently flushing, gushing at a mysterious toliet's floor.
"Tis some secret Lair" I muttered, "...flushing in this toliet door"

"...only this, and nothing more."

[Wombat, while munching on some strange urinal cakes found in an abandoned and forgotten (and most likely untouched by a janitor since parachute pants were "hip") toliet in the back of a forgotten Mechwarrior Bar location; Wombat accidently manages to flush himself down the secret entrance to Achoo's Underground Lair. After coming to at the bottom of the drain, which for theatric purposes had a lot of special effects to make the drop seem a lot further than it actually was, Wombat finds himself in an the Lair of Achoo.]

*big toothy grin*

[Wombat proceeds to help himself to the refrigerator in the Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo.]

Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 11 October 2012, 09:54:53
Well, there goes the neighborhood.  >:(
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Wombat on 11 October 2012, 11:05:57
[Wombat begins making himself a sandwich in the refrigerator, ignoring the several complete skeletons in the butter drawer.]

"...thats odd. There are grenades in the egg holders."
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 11 October 2012, 11:14:53
[Achoo shoves Wombat into the refrigerator, slams the door shut, duct tapes the door shut, unplugs the refrigerator, boxes it up and ships it back to the ACME headquarters at Walla Walla, Washington, planet Earth.]


[Achoo than pulls out a spare refrigerator, restocks everything, than sets down on his throne reading the paper. He looks up at the camera, sips a beer, and grins evilly.]


Yes, I know he will be back shortly. But it had to be done.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Wombat on 11 October 2012, 11:46:38
**meanwhile, at ACME headquarters at Walla Walla, Washington, planet Earth**

ACME mail processor #549: "Okay, looks like we have an oversized shipment here."
ACME mail processor #120: "...we're not due for an oversized shipment."
ACME mail processor #549: "Well what do you think this is, a jar of mayonnaise?"
ACME mail processor #1377: "Speaking of which, you ever here the Titanic sinko de mayo"
ACME mail processor #002: (sobbing) "...you just ruined the joke."
ACME mail processor #549: "Whatever. So we got an oversize package. Did anyone do a protocol marsupial contagion check?"
ACME mail processor #5715½: "I don't think its necessary, Chief. Look. Its a refrigerator"
ACME mail processor #120: "...yeah, and it passes. See? It has 'no marsupials inside' written hastily in crayon on the shipping manifest."
ACME mail processor #549: "Well that sounds legit..."

<<CENSORED. THE DIRECTORS AND LAWYERS OF ACME™ CORPORATION HAVE DETERMINED THAT THIS FOLLOWING SEGMENT OF FILM IS NOT SUITABLE FOR DISPLAY DUE TO GRATUITOUS CARTOON VIOLENCE, DISMEMBERMENT, AND THE UNHOLY USE OF DILL PICKLES. WE PICK UP THIS FILM AT THE CONCLUSION OF THIS SCENE>>

ACME mail processor #002: (still sobbing) "...how can a dill pickle still be Kosher after what he did with it!?"
ACME mail processor #549: "I can't feel my legs."
ACME mail processor #120: "They're not there anymore Chief. I think Wombat took them, along with a jet. He's going back to wherever he came from."
ACME mail processor #120: "....thank God. Wait. Whats that ticking sound?"

**KA-BOOM!!!**
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: ShadowRaven on 11 October 2012, 13:20:54
you know, you really should have this place sprayed for mold. Oh and a few hundred pine tree air fresheners wouldn't hurt.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 11 October 2012, 16:29:31
God, what is that smell?
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 11 October 2012, 22:30:51
The lair is below the restroom. That is the smell from above. It gets sprayed for mold twice a day. Only the best mold for a gloomy lair will do. And the air fresheners cannot even hope to fight what you let loose when you.....[shudder]....what do you eat that creates that god aweful stench? It just drops to the floor and eats it's way through. That's why I am wearing this gas mask and why I abandoned this lair long ago. I just use it for storage anymore.


You guys are pigs.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: ShadowRaven on 11 October 2012, 22:55:19
I eat, well whatever it is they serve up there.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 11 October 2012, 23:00:33
I don't.  ;D
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 12 October 2012, 02:57:31
[Attention.  New target traces found.  Triangulating.]
[Target out of orbital drop range, teleport advised.]
[particle accelerator spinning up]
.
..
...
....
.....
*With a flash of light and the smell of ozone a wild BoP appears*
What's up fol. . . OH DEAR LORD! where's my biohazard gear?
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Wombat on 12 October 2012, 06:13:30
[Wombat waddles back into the forgotten lair, this time with a miner (or is that minor?) flashlight on his widdle head. After a few moments, Wombat finds a furry foot in the darknes.]

"Whoa...you girls need to shave more often!"

[Shining the light up, Wombat realizes the furry foot appears to be connected to a large furry horned cyclops.]

"...since when did Achoo start cloning you guys?"

[Wombat smiles a big toothy grin and pulls a razor and a fresh can of Barbasol out of his pouch and proceeds to start shaving the Cyclops.]
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Vash The Stampede on 12 October 2012, 10:05:09
I imagine this magnitude of cartoon violence exceeds that of "Happy Tree Friends"
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 12 October 2012, 10:11:26
But not anywhere near Wombat's personal best.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 12 October 2012, 10:27:30
*still smoking from transport*
Raise your hand if you remember {memory redacted}?  Horrifying that Wombat.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Wombat on 12 October 2012, 11:44:04
"Now now, stop growling...I'm almost finished. Hold still, Mr Cyclops, your drooling all over yourself there. Now after I finish shaving you, I have a lovely wardrobe in my pouch for you to con....epp!"

[The Cyclops grabs Wombat and begins squeezing him...]

"Hmm. I didn't realize a good shaving warranted a hug, but okay."

(http://www.classicmonsters.de/2009/Harryhausen_Cyclops_01_02.jpg)
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 12 October 2012, 12:39:15
Are there female Cyclopses?
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: ShadowRaven on 12 October 2012, 12:58:20
I didn't know you where in to that sort of thing Mopar?
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 12 October 2012, 13:02:36
I'm in to lots of things  ^-^
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 12 October 2012, 22:51:55
I think that is a female cyclops
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Wombat on 13 October 2012, 06:09:34
"Well of course its a female Cyclops...which is why you should smile, mind your manners, and always ask for permission before shaving below her panty line."
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 13 October 2012, 11:21:36
Yes - ALWAYS ask BEFORE
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 13 October 2012, 17:19:10
I got nothing for this one. My mind is deliberately refusing to deal with it in any way, shape, or form. The lights are off, nobody is home.  
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 14 October 2012, 13:19:46
Do we have any booze?
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 14 October 2012, 18:42:42
*downs a fifth of vodka*
Nope
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: trboturtle on 14 October 2012, 19:21:39
*Wombat get the other four-fifths of Vodka*

Craig
(Meandring through...)
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 14 October 2012, 20:17:16
Nobody can hold a match to Wombat. Nobody should hold a match to Wombat. No, Don't, Really. We don't need him to burst on fire like a block of sterno.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 14 October 2012, 20:38:38
Challenge accepted
*BoP lights a match to ignite his cigar then tosses the match at wombat*
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 14 October 2012, 21:01:46
Well, lets wait and see what happens.  :o
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Wombat on 15 October 2012, 11:21:51
[The vodka catches on fire, screams like a little girl, and runs out the door.]
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 15 October 2012, 12:02:22
Well.....................I have never seen Vodka run off screaming before.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 15 October 2012, 13:09:35
that vodka might be a little young
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: trboturtle on 15 October 2012, 13:44:41
Around Wombat, it gets old real quick!  [cheers]

Craig
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Wombat on 15 October 2012, 14:13:20
[Wombat shrugs and lights a firecracker and leaves it conveniently placed in TrboTurtle's back pocket.]

[...and by "firecracker", he of course means 12megatons of high-grade nitroglycerin with a little sausage left over from lunch.]

**BOOM!!!**
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: trboturtle on 15 October 2012, 19:38:24
[Wombat shrugs and lights a firecracker and leaves it conveniently placed in TrboTurtle's back pocket.]

[...and by "firecracker", he of course means 12megatons of high-grade nitroglycerin with a little sausage left over from lunch.]

**BOOM!!!**

*Cough cough*

Good thing I had that shell upgraded to harden armor. Does anyone else smell sausage?

Craig
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 15 October 2012, 22:49:53
[Achoo pulls himself out of the remains of the abandoned, and not pretty much destroyed lair and surveys the destruction. Debris is still falling, several water mains are ruptured, there is several fires and very little remains intact.]

Well, we were cooking sausages upstairs for lunch.








Upstairs doesn't exist anymore, however.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Wombat on 16 October 2012, 10:25:37
[In the meantime, Wombat sprays TurboTurtle's shell down with a magnetic paint, adds a pole, and slips on some magnetic boots and a sleasy outfit. Wombat begins pole-dancing sideways on TurboTurtles back.]

Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 16 October 2012, 10:35:06
[Achoo tunnels back under the debris]
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Wombat on 16 October 2012, 11:52:50
"Hey now, you'll miss my grand finale!"
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 16 October 2012, 12:13:03
No thanks. Drop the Grand Piano on somebody else please.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: ShadowRaven on 16 October 2012, 12:54:04
I'm not sure what is more disturbing. Wombat's outfit, or the excited look on TT's face....
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 16 October 2012, 13:23:17
I really hope something awful happens to you ShadowRaven, I really do.

 O:-)

And I rather watch this than hear about it later. That way I can say I was there!

Throws playmoney on the shell.

TT
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: ShadowRaven on 16 October 2012, 13:43:37
 >:D
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: trboturtle on 16 October 2012, 19:19:10
I'm not sure what is more disturbing. Wombat's outfit, or the excited look on TT's face....

That's not excitement -- that #*$^ pole destroyed my 300' Plasma TV screen when Wombat stuck it into my shell!!!

Craig
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 16 October 2012, 20:41:22
We need some good stripper music
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 16 October 2012, 21:06:17
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTXTMhawNI4 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTXTMhawNI4)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYfW53iE3Us (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYfW53iE3Us)

Your choice! O0

TT
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 16 October 2012, 22:28:43
I think I will just leave now. Watching Wombat stip off his Wombat suit is.......disturbing.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 16 October 2012, 22:30:23
Just do what I do:  Delete your memory of unpleasant events/sights/etc.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 16 October 2012, 22:39:47
My memory is analog, not digital. That does not work. Sorry.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 16 October 2012, 23:02:04
Oh right,  analog brains.  Don't worry there are ways of causing analogous effects on squishy analog biologics.  Here drink this, this and this, and take these.
*BoP hands achoo three bottles of alcohol and some pills*
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 16 October 2012, 23:25:13
Might work. O0



At least worth the shot!  8)
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Wombat on 17 October 2012, 09:23:30
"Hey! No fair, I call dibs...DIBS I SAY!!"

[Wombat, sans-marsupial suit, leaps his widdle naked body sideways into the air and swallows the alcohol and pills like a dog catching a frisbee.]

*gulp*

"Ha! Take that Achoo. In your face. In your fa...."

*THUD*

[Unconsciousbat's eyes turn into little crosses and his tongue rolls out the side of his mouth.]
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 17 October 2012, 09:30:58
* Puts silver dollars on Wombat's eyes. *

He's dead Jim, Dead!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCARADb9asE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCARADb9asE)

TT
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 17 October 2012, 09:52:06
[Packages up Wombat, completely duct tapes the container closed, and ship's Wombat by UPS to Herb's house.]

Where is the broom and dustpan? I got a big mess to clean up here.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 17 October 2012, 09:53:31
Herb sends it back.

"Return to sender, address unknown."

TT
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 17 October 2012, 10:56:50
Luckily we didn't leave a return address on there
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Wombat on 17 October 2012, 11:16:59
[The package is, in the meantime, seen dancing on Broadway on Terra.]

(http://mobilegeeks.de/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/citizen-kane-clapping-gif.gif)
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 17 October 2012, 11:22:11
This reminds me of Michigan J Frog
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Wombat on 17 October 2012, 14:37:49
"Hello my baby...hello my honey...."
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: ShadowRaven on 17 October 2012, 14:50:18
~pulls out a comically ovesized shotgun and shoots Mopar~ you had to go there didn't you
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 17 October 2012, 16:09:00
He never left there. There is where he lives. There is his home address.




That is why I never go there.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 17 October 2012, 18:06:08
"Hello my baby...hello my honey...."

Achoo? Did you order the Space Diners' Special? I know I didn't, nor did Barf or Lone Star. Did you Mopar?

TT
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: trboturtle on 17 October 2012, 19:31:07
"Hello my baby...hello my honey...."

Oh, great, Michigan J. Wombat.......

*Hands Shadow Reven a larger gun.*

Here, use this on Mopar.....

Craig
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 17 October 2012, 19:49:15
You need a manportable AC/20 dude! Just sayin'.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Diamondshark on 17 October 2012, 20:48:44
Didn't I see the Immortal Warrior duel-wielding those on the trivid last night? You could try to get his, but make sure they aren't just those cheap stage replicas...
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Wombat on 18 October 2012, 07:52:54
[Somewhere during this discussion, Wombat has changed music and began a doing a sexy burlesque routine (in Achoo's tighty-whiteys).]
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Stormcrow on 18 October 2012, 07:57:14
Is Achoo still wearing them?
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Wombat on 18 October 2012, 08:52:36
"Well yes! I'd hate to be a stiff and exclude him."
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 18 October 2012, 10:03:33
Exclude me! Exclude me! For Blakes sake, exclude me!
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 18 October 2012, 10:13:48
This calls for only one thing
*tosses nuclear hand grenade*
Peace of Blake be with you.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Wombat on 18 October 2012, 11:10:03
"Oooh! Now we can play a game of nuclear hand-grenade hot potato while dancing a burlesque routine together in your underpants, Achoo!"

**big toothy grin**

"I'll toss first."

                                         *toss*
             *BOOM!!*
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 18 October 2012, 14:02:34
Achoo is that a Wombat in your tighty whities or are you just glad to see me?

And what does everyone have against Michigan J Frog?
 ???
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Wombat on 18 October 2012, 15:03:17
"Pfft. I have nothing against Michigan J Frog."

*smacks lips*

"...he was delicious."
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 18 October 2012, 15:49:39
Michigan?   :'(
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 18 October 2012, 18:03:37
Tell me, did he taste like chicken?

Hey Achoo:

(http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/c0.0.403.403/p403x403/285716_290215444421889_1629125714_n.jpg)
This is for you, not safe without it.

TT
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 18 October 2012, 18:48:45
I've had frog legs and they don't taste like much of anything
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 18 October 2012, 20:25:52
So that's what happen to Kermit and why Elmo's on the run!

TT
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 18 October 2012, 20:46:30
 #P #P #P #P #P #P #P #P #P #P #P #P #P #P #P #P #P #P #P #P #P #P #P #P #P #P
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Wombat on 19 October 2012, 06:24:44
**Wombat randomly explodes**
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 19 October 2012, 09:38:51
That's a spicy meatball.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: ShadowRaven on 19 October 2012, 11:31:47
no, I have a strange feeling it is  chain reaction of some variety......
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Wombat on 19 October 2012, 11:38:24
[ShadowRaven's shirt nods in agreement.]
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 19 October 2012, 17:10:14
So that's what happen to Kermit and why Elmo's on the run!

TT

What the hell is Elmo?
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: trboturtle on 19 October 2012, 21:20:00
What the hell is Elmo?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSYadh2xmcI (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSYadh2xmcI)

No little MMs running around huh?  O:-)

Craig
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 20 October 2012, 07:36:32
I prefer Gitmo from the Daily Show.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Wombat on 20 October 2012, 07:38:22
"Whoa...I just realized I have a tail!"

*sits down and has a conversation with it his widdle nub of a tail**
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 20 October 2012, 08:12:09
Sad thing is Wombat's hindquarters may be more intelligent than his headquarters.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Wombat on 20 October 2012, 09:07:32
"Whats that, tail? Just ignore him? You got it, dude."
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 20 October 2012, 13:03:41
That might be the most intelligent conversation the Wombat has ever had. 
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 20 October 2012, 14:16:21
It's a good thing Wombat forgets he has it most of the time.  That's one smart tail.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Diamondshark on 20 October 2012, 14:33:23
Yeah, his tail beat me in three consecutive rounds of speed chess.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 20 October 2012, 20:19:26
So we have established that Wombat is a dunderhead and a smartass.


That is Earth shattering news!  8)
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 20 October 2012, 20:42:42
Extra extra, read all about it: Serial Killer Targets Newsies
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 21 October 2012, 12:51:32
Extra extra, read all about it" Cereal Killer Targets Trix Rabbit!
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 21 October 2012, 17:16:58
(http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/s480x480/75732_534917083191815_608647381_n.jpg)

TT
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 21 October 2012, 19:42:10
Ohhhh! A theme!
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 21 October 2012, 22:07:36
(http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/c53.0.403.403/p403x403/561488_482721575094121_1922847546_n.jpg)

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Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 22 October 2012, 00:12:23
OH NOES
The end is nigh
Armegadon is coming.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Wombat on 22 October 2012, 06:48:31
[The Elevator door opens and Wombat is laying on the floor wearing sunglasses while a Korean with a cowboy hat does pelvic thrusts.]
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 22 October 2012, 07:08:11
Wombat does it Gangnam Style!

An image I did not need in my head.

Thanks, Wombat.  #P
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Wombat on 22 October 2012, 10:25:46
[Wombat shrugs and, being a "helpful" sort of maraupial, proceeds to get a comically large can-opener, a crowbar, a rather annoyed alligator snapping turtle, and a large bottle of bleach and attempts to remove the image from Achoo's brain.]
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 22 October 2012, 10:35:36
Methinks that crowbar isn't big enough
*BoP tosses a longer crowbar at Wkmbat's head followed by a sledge hammer*
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 22 October 2012, 10:51:00
Ow! Stop that!  That's not....OK! That's enough!

[Achoo pulls out a comicallu huge hammer and begins pummelling Wombat]

WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM

WHACK WHACK WHACKITY WHACK WHACK

KAWHACK! THUMP THUMPITY WHACKITY WHACK KAWHACK WHACK

KERSPLAT! KABLAM KABLAM STOMP POKE STAB STAB STABBITY STAB STAB
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Wombat on 22 October 2012, 11:51:58
[Wombat sits there smiling for a few seconds, as if Achoo missed, then falls to the floor in about 23 pieces.]
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: ShadowRaven on 22 October 2012, 12:32:57
~sweeps the Marsupial pieces in a box, and ships them to Timbuktu ~
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 22 October 2012, 13:28:27
What's the importance of the Korean guy with the cowboy hat?  ???
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 22 October 2012, 17:53:41
He's, IIRC, looking for Jonny Wong and his cat! Seen them?

TT
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 22 October 2012, 19:03:06
I don't think so
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 22 October 2012, 19:48:44
Cat?  I ain't seen no cat, and I certainly haven't eaten any cats.
*burp*
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Diamondshark on 22 October 2012, 20:38:35
*goes to Timbuktu in time to intercept the Wombat package (the mail is so slow these days!) and forwards it to Abu Dhabi*
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: trboturtle on 22 October 2012, 21:06:25
*Abu Dhabi declares war on Achoo.*

Craig
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 22 October 2012, 21:17:05
and in recent news.  Weapons inspectors found weapons of mass destruction in Abu Dhabi today.  Witnesses claim the object found was a blue marsupial, but no official statement has been released at this time.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 22 October 2012, 21:24:16
With Wombat there it's Booboo Dhabi.    :o

And why are they declaring war on me? I didn't ship him!    O:-)
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 22 October 2012, 21:29:53
GOing for the ole plausible dependability thing eh?
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 22 October 2012, 21:35:44
ShadowRaven shipped him, Diamondshark redirected him! It's a pseudoclan conspiracy!
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 22 October 2012, 21:45:09
Achoo is not a crook
*eyeroll*
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 23 October 2012, 08:30:12
What's the importance of the Korean guy with the cowboy hat?  ???

Youtube

Gangnam style

Watch it
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Wombat on 23 October 2012, 09:23:49
[Achoo's back pocket nods in agreement.]
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 23 October 2012, 14:21:46
Youtube

Gangnam style

Watch it

No that's so type of fad
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: ShadowRaven on 23 October 2012, 15:09:39
yep. It's also several kinds of bad. Though the Deadpool version is more a sad sort of cool
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 23 October 2012, 15:22:04
[Achoo's back pocket nods in agreement.]
1. never trust sentient clothing
2. when did Achoo get his pats back?
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 23 October 2012, 16:24:28
Something strange about those pants
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 23 October 2012, 18:20:54
I think their ColBosch's....

TT
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: ShadowRaven on 23 October 2012, 21:56:40
I was going to make a comment, but I big brother is watching
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 23 October 2012, 22:00:12
 [blank]

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Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 23 October 2012, 22:17:58
Who said I was wearing those pants? I didn't. The back pocket didn't.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Wombat on 24 October 2012, 10:14:00
[The back pocket appears to be sewn directly to Achoo's butt cheeks.]
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 24 October 2012, 10:23:02
Now THAT is a revolting development!

[Achoo rips off his own butt cheeks, throws them inti the trash, that crawls offscreen to regenerate]
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 24 October 2012, 12:17:00
I think their ColBosch's....

TT

Well see if his wallet is in there cause he still owes me money
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Wombat on 24 October 2012, 12:34:05
"If I had a nickel for everytime I was tossed in the trashcan while sewn to someone's butt cheeks."
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 24 October 2012, 12:38:32
what's the best way to sew someone to a butt check?
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Wombat on 24 October 2012, 14:00:01
"Turbolaser."
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: ShadowRaven on 24 October 2012, 18:35:55
duct tape
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 24 October 2012, 18:58:33
*BoP calls the police to report achoo throwing away hazardous waste*
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: trboturtle on 24 October 2012, 20:00:59
"If I had a nickel for everytime I was tossed in the trashcan while sewn to someone's butt cheeks."

You'd have a nickel?  ???

Craig
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 24 October 2012, 23:02:01
A plug nickel at that.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 24 October 2012, 23:22:51
Hey, that's not a nickel; that's just a button with the holes filled and a crude drawing of Thomas Jefferson on it
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Wombat on 25 October 2012, 07:19:28
[Wombat, not really understanding, pulls out what he thinks everyone is talking about from his pouch; a nickel-sided semi-automatic handgun. Unfortunately it goes off in his pouch, causing the underground lair to start filling up with grape Kool-Aid.]
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 25 October 2012, 09:02:24
At this point "Oh Yah!" is both singularly appropriate and inappropriate. It also begs a question. Does Wombat have grape kool-aid blood?

Better begin looking for higher ground, in any case.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Wombat on 25 October 2012, 10:16:36
[Oddly enough, 'toon logic does dictate that a 23lb marsupial would have enough cartoon grape Kool-aid inside him to fill up a 5-story building.]
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 25 October 2012, 11:43:54
[Especially a grape blue Wombat]

It may be time to use the trusty ACMETM ETLRCK.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Wombat on 25 October 2012, 12:15:30
"Is it chery-flavored?"
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: ShadowRaven on 25 October 2012, 12:37:17
~folowing the same tune logic, as it is the only logic that seems to work 'round here, SR pulls an inflatable dingy from his back pocket, and begins blowing it up~
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 25 October 2012, 12:59:28
obviously the Wombat pouch is a portal to the Grape Kool Aid plane of existence
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 25 October 2012, 14:03:27
Nope. The Emergency Toon Life Raft Conversion Kit is a simple, handy, dandy device that can turn any toon into an emergency life raft.  8)
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Wombat on 25 October 2012, 14:30:38
[Unfortunately for ShadowRaven, he finds his dingy has a hole in it when he pulls it out. Wombat, in the meanwhile is trying (unsuccessfully) to find a cork to plug his leak.]
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 25 October 2012, 14:59:35
Just use BondoTM
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 25 October 2012, 19:52:15
In the event of a water landing, YOU may be used as a flotation device.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 25 October 2012, 20:37:53
Just use BondoTM

Is that Phil Bondo, Bhondo Bondo, Ulrikke Bondo, or James Bondo?
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 25 October 2012, 22:15:18
A toon timehole appears with the following scene:

SirSpamalot in a courtroom with airplane parts trying to win a case of jet engine damage against what appears to be wombat. This wombat is seen winking into the hyperbole at it's counterpart. Both wombats * Big Toothy Grins * each other. Toon timehole disappears.

TT
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: ShadowRaven on 26 October 2012, 01:10:19
being far to busy trying to patch up his raft, SR completely misses the time hole, and the potential paradox it might cause
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Wombat on 26 October 2012, 06:25:08
[Wombat proceeds to use Achoo as a floatation device.]
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 26 October 2012, 09:54:20
[Achoo departs the scene in a swirl of pinkness, in the process giving Wombat a pink swirly vortex that accidentally dumps Wombat into the previous itteration of the CBT website right next to the previous version of Wombat. The two Wombats implode, causing the massive website crash that destroyed the old website. Oops.]
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Wombat on 26 October 2012, 09:57:04
[Wombat has oatmeal ooze out of his ears.]
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 26 October 2012, 10:01:30
??? So Wombat is both spouting grape Kool-Aid and oatmal? I shudder to think what else is going to come out of Wombat, and from where.  [blank]



But rest assured, Wombat will take us there. That is what Wombat does.  ;D
 
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 26 October 2012, 10:03:18
Sooo, grape oatmeal then.
*activates time travel device*
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 26 October 2012, 10:11:53
[Which causes a temporal distortion that causes the crash of the itteration of the CBT site previous to the previously crashed itteration of the CBT site, which causes a paradocs to show up. One Doc proscribes aspirin to BoP, the second Doc give a second opinion [that BoP is uglu too], that the paradocs get sucked back into the temporal paradox and disappear.]
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 26 October 2012, 10:23:09
*A BoP model 03b steps out of the time portal having traded places with his model  251e counterpart.*
Uglu?  I hope that's not contagious.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Wombat on 26 October 2012, 10:23:43
[Oddly enough, the graviton from the crash of the itteration of the previous CBT site combined with spouting grape Kool-Aid and oatmal causes Achoo to revert into DaSquirrel...]
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 26 October 2012, 11:57:18
[DaSkwerl spots Wombat, screams like a girl, and runs up BoP's pant leg to hide somewhere around where BoP's spare nuts are located.  8)]
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 26 October 2012, 12:01:08
[OK, so I misspelled ugly! I did a Mopar!]
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 26 October 2012, 19:38:01
Hey I need those spare nuts so that in the likely event I am horribly disfigured I can still at least self destruct with dignity.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: ShadowRaven on 26 October 2012, 19:50:17
dignity? too late for that I think. If you had any, you wouldn't be here
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 26 October 2012, 20:28:37
[OK, so I misspelled ugly! I did a Mopar!]

The correct expression is "I pulled a Mopar"
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 26 October 2012, 22:24:28
[Do you want DaSkwerl to run up your pants leg and "pull a Mopar"? Someone that has no grammer should not be correcting grammer]
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Wombat on 27 October 2012, 07:32:12
[Ironically enough, Wombat accidently drops an acorn the size of a small car out of his pouch in front of DaSkwerl.]
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 27 October 2012, 08:31:23
[DaSkwerl's head pops out of BoP's fly. His eyes bulge overlylarge, his pupils become heart-shaped. He bolts out of BoP's pants so fast that BoP is thrown backwards 4 meters. He than [Scene censored because it is just wrong, just plain wrong.] DaSkwerl than begins to try and move the giant acorn by shoving it with all his might, causing the giant acorn to begin rolling around crushing things. The first thing crushed is Wombat.]


AAAAAIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Wombat on 27 October 2012, 08:34:03
"....ah nuts."
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: trboturtle on 27 October 2012, 13:00:06
dignity? too late for that I think. If you had any, you wouldn't be here

Wombat's already swiped all the dignity around here.....

Craig
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 27 October 2012, 20:10:56
The giant acorn rolls past trboturtle with a flattened DaSkwerl stuck to the side.....
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: ShadowRaven on 27 October 2012, 20:50:34
~A shadowraven who still labours to fix his raft so as to not drawn in the grape kool-aid flood that seems to have pretty well stopped, misses everything that happens around him, until at last his repairs are finished, dingy inflated, and realizes his knees aren't even wet~

well that was anti-climactic
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 28 October 2012, 08:42:33
[ShadowRaven looks yo in time to see a giant acorn rolling toward him with a flattened DaSkwerl stuck to it, groaning every time it rolls over him......]
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: ShadowRaven on 28 October 2012, 11:44:02
I think I saw that in a movie once....or twice....or a few times actually
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 28 October 2012, 13:39:23
Just make sure " Ruby " dosen't chase you.

TT
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 28 October 2012, 14:08:56
Who's Ruby?
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 28 October 2012, 16:23:05
Who's Ruby?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ice_Age:_Dawn_of_the_Dinosaurs (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ice_Age:_Dawn_of_the_Dinosaurs)

Find Buck and you'll find her!

TT
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 28 October 2012, 19:49:50
[Don't know who Ruby is, but Rudy was the really, really huge dinosaur]
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 28 October 2012, 19:58:05
Eh, so a typo....

Wanna cookie?

*Gives Wombat another cookie device, shaped like Achoos creditcard. *

TT
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 28 October 2012, 20:20:34
Blueberry icing and everything! Yum!
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Wombat on 29 October 2012, 06:48:00
[Wombat, laying on the floor with his hind legs thrown over his widdle shoulders, looks up for a moment and then goes back to licking himself.]
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: trboturtle on 29 October 2012, 11:54:29
 [AAAH] [AAAH]

I just had lunch!!! 

[##] [##] [metalhealth] [metalhealth]

Craig
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Wombat on 29 October 2012, 13:52:49
"...me too!"
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 29 October 2012, 18:30:06
 #P
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 29 October 2012, 21:01:38
"...me too!"
I'll file a missing person's report.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Wombat on 30 October 2012, 09:56:10
[...Bird of Prey also files a missing leg report while he's at it.]
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 30 October 2012, 19:10:14
[Achoo turns on some music and starts dancing Gangnam style, somehow, to the Macarena)

I am not trying to seduce you.

When I dance they call me Macarena
And the boys they say que soy buena
They all want me, they can't have me
so they all come and dance beside me
Move with me, chat with me
and if I could I'd take you home with me.

Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena
Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegria why cosa buena
Dale a tu cuerpo alegria, Macarena
Hey, Macarena!

Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena
Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegria why cosa buena
Dale a tu cuerpo alegria, Macarena
Hey, Macarena!

Now don't you worry about my boyfriend
The boy who's name is Vitorino
I don't want him, couldn't stand him
He was no good so I
Now come on, what was I supposed to do
He was out of town and his two friends were so fine.

Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena
Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegria why cosa buena
Dale a tu cuerpo alegria, Macarena
Hey, Macarena!

Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena
Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegria why cosa buena
Dale a tu cuerpo alegria, Macarena
Hey, Macarena!

I am not trying to seduce you.
 
Ma, Ma, Ma, Ma, Ma, Ma Macarena
 
Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena
Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegria why cosa buena
Dale a tu cuerpo alegria, Macarena
Hey, Macarena!

Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena
Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegria why cosa buena
Dale a tu cuerpo alegria, Macarena
Hey, Macarena!
 
Come find me, my name is Macarena
Always at the party con las chicas que estan buenas
Come join me, dance with me
And all you fellas chat along with me.

Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena
Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegria why cosa buena
Dale a tu cuerpo alegria, Macarena
Hey, Macarena!

Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena
Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegria why cosa buena
Dale a tu cuerpo alegria, Macarena
Hey, Macarena!
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: ShadowRaven on 30 October 2012, 19:29:26
that...is almost funny
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 30 October 2012, 19:58:57
Does that mean you almost smiled?   8)
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 30 October 2012, 20:39:23
[...Bird of Prey also files a missing leg report while he's at it.]
So, I learned a new trick from studying starfish.
*BoP grows a new leg while the leg inside Wombat grows a new BoP that bursts out of wombat's chest*
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 30 October 2012, 20:43:16
Why has BoP's leg grown back looking like Wombat's, and why has Wombat grown a BoP?
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 30 October 2012, 20:56:03
*A milk curdling scream cuts the air, the windows and achoo's hair when BoP looks at his new leg.*
KILL IT!  KILL IT WITH FIRE!
*An anti capital ship laser bombards BoP leaving a smoking crater.* 
*the BoP that crawled out of Wombat notices the jug of milk on the counter*
Oh hey, Banshee cheese.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 30 October 2012, 20:59:21
WHAT? WHY BAN CHEESE? THAT WAS RATHER LOUD!
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 30 October 2012, 21:02:15
What?  I don't see any crowd, and if you want a ban, you'll have to talk to the moderators.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 30 October 2012, 21:09:40
WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO SEE A CROWDED VAN?
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 30 October 2012, 21:12:29
I was onlined five minutes ago, of course I don't have a tan.

Eh whatever.
*BoP walks over to the smoking hole and picks up BoP's laser proof carbine and uses the bayonet to slice a piece of cheese off of the milk carton.*
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 30 October 2012, 21:33:47
BoP you sure you want to do that? That came from MM's toejam collection.

TT
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Clangador on 30 October 2012, 21:44:12
BoP you sure you want to do that? That came from MM's toejam collection.

TT

I didn't know he had one of those!
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: ShadowRaven on 30 October 2012, 23:39:07
~implodes~
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 31 October 2012, 05:50:28
Gotta get another Timmy.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Wombat on 31 October 2012, 08:37:23
[Wombat looks at the Bird of Prey popping out of his chest.]

"...am I a mother?"
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 31 October 2012, 10:11:56
Neg
*shoots wombat*
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Wombat on 31 October 2012, 13:33:41
[Wombat looks down at the smoldering hole in his belly and looks up.]

"...bah, 'tis nothing but a flesh wound. In fact I think I feel....just...fine..."

*flop*

[Exactly seventeen seconds later, the tell-tale sound of an ACME™ ambulance can be heard approaching Achoo's underground lair. Naturally everyone moves away from the walls as ACME™ inept weasel paramedics are notoriously bad drivers. As the siren gets closer, everyone gets a little nervous until....]

*CRASH!*

[The ACME™ ambulance drops through the ceiling after being orbitally dropped on the lair, landing squarely on Bird of Prey (ironically enough). Three inept ACME™ weasel paramedics file out of the ambulance and begin looking arond for Wombat.]

ACME™ Weasel Paramedic #24: "Ah, there he is, with a hole in his chest."
ACME™ Weasel Paramedic #9: "...I dunno, according to this profile shot, he shouldn't have that hole in his chest."
ACME™ Weasel Paramedic #86: "Well, according to the photo from the last marsupial pickup, he was blackened from being electrocuted."
ACME™ Weasel Paramedic #24: "....so we electrocute him again?"
ACME™ Weasel Paramedic #86: "I'd hate to be picking up the wrong marsupial. You get the jumper-cables and a defibulator. Dial it to extra-crispy."
Wombat: "...gurgle."
ACME™ Weasel Paramedic #9: "Ah! Sounds like consent to me. Do you concur?"
ACME™ Weasel Paramedic #24: "I concur!"
ACME™ Weasel Paramedic #86: "I concur."

[The ACME™ Weasel Paramedics proceed to hood Wombat up to an ACME™ nuclear-powered difibulator and, as prescribed, dial it to "extra crispy" before turning it on several times.]

ACME™ Weasel Paramedic #24: "I don't think we need to leave it turned on so long. Wombat already looks plenty crispy and blackened."
ACME™ Weasel Paramedic #9: "Shut up. I'm almost done roasting a marshmellow over a glowing marsupial."
ACME™ Weasel Paramedic #86: "Can we make smores?"
ACME™ Weasel Paramedic #9: "Of course not, we're professionals here...now turn him over, he's not flaming enough."

[After a few minutes, the ACME™ Weasel Paramedics load Wombat into a burn bag (so he stays warm) and pull out through the wall; running over Bird of Prey at least three more times in the process.]
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: ShadowRaven on 31 October 2012, 13:35:25
Gotta get another Timmy.

remarkably accurate, but I hate being called 'Timmy'
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 31 October 2012, 17:37:57
Would you rather be called sooty birdie?
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: ShadowRaven on 31 October 2012, 18:23:57
been called worse over the years
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 31 October 2012, 19:55:51
I died as I lived: covered in wombat guts.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Wombat on 01 November 2012, 06:12:19
[The ACME™ ambulance backs through the wall again and runs over Bird of Prey once more while an ACME™ inept weasel paramedic gets directions. Then he pulls out and proceeds down the road.]
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 01 November 2012, 08:30:51
Well, time to move my things to another hidden lair. This one is no longer hidden, or even underground. More like a crater now, to be honest.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 01 November 2012, 08:41:12
Hey!  Who's been playing with my toe jam collection?  >:(
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 01 November 2012, 09:00:30
* Points at Achoo. *

I think it was Wombat, yeah Wombat. He's sneaky like that dontcha know now.

TT  O:-)
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Wombat on 01 November 2012, 10:11:35
[Wombat waddles back in eating a bagel with toejam on it.]

"Huh? What?"
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: trboturtle on 01 November 2012, 11:30:11
[Wombat waddles back in eating a bagel with toejam on it.]

"Huh? What?"

What is on Second....

Craig
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: ShadowRaven on 01 November 2012, 13:20:11
Who's on first?
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Wombat on 01 November 2012, 13:43:04
[Wombat goes to first base with ShadowRaven.]
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: ShadowRaven on 01 November 2012, 14:04:42
~shadowraven bludgeons wombat with a Louisville Slugger~
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Wombat on 01 November 2012, 15:17:52
"Missed me, missed me, now you gotta..."

*WHACK!*

[Wombat's head bounces off the wall, rolls through the salad bar (where his head samples the Ranch dressing), and wobbles down to the floor.]

"Hey, I just got that head insured...its barely got a dozen explosions on it."
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 01 November 2012, 21:01:09
[Achoo picks up Wombat's head and throws him at ShadowRaven.]
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: ShadowRaven on 01 November 2012, 21:42:02
~Shadowraven Bunts, and makes a mad dash for first~
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Wombat on 02 November 2012, 06:33:26
[Wombat head makes a mad dash for third base with ShadowRaven.]
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 02 November 2012, 09:32:46
A new BoP standing on third base with 'I Don't Know' on his name tag snaps a few pictures to upload to SR's facebook.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Wombat on 02 November 2012, 10:09:51
"His tongue tastes like roast beef."
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 02 November 2012, 10:23:42
Wombat's disembodied head moving like that is just too Angry Birdish.  ;D
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 02 November 2012, 10:24:27
Does hís roast taste like tongue?
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: ShadowRaven on 02 November 2012, 12:56:37
yes, and it makes for a delightful Burrito, with extra rice
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Wombat on 02 November 2012, 13:28:48
"...speaking of which, has anyone seen where my body ran off to? It has a loaded pouch for goodness sake!"
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: ShadowRaven on 02 November 2012, 14:58:15
try the sewer
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 02 November 2012, 16:55:02
Why am I being so reminded of the King of the Moon from The Adventures of Baron Munchausen in the current circumstances? Kind of reversed in this case. The head of Wombat has....well, the......nevermind. With the nubby tail in charge who knows?
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: ShadowRaven on 02 November 2012, 17:21:27
the movie? with Robin Williams? I loved that
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: trboturtle on 02 November 2012, 19:34:28
I think the body is running for political office.......

Craig
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 02 November 2012, 20:15:38
It's got my vote.
Really I don;t [redacted to avoid thread closure]
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Wombat on 02 November 2012, 21:45:00
"To the WomMobile!"

[Wombat's head looks around.]

"Can, um, I get a lift?"
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 02 November 2012, 23:32:09
I'll carry you Wombat, umm... where did I parked my tank?

* Follows tank tracks *

Dammit Wombat! Your body stole my tank!

My custom Devastator Mrk. III II: twin HAG-40's, ER Flamer, 3 ER Smalls, and a ATM-3 with Artemis. She goes 4/6 and has a ECM and Light TAG in turret.

You don't want to know what I had to do to get her, you don't trust me. * shudders *

TT
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Wombat on 03 November 2012, 06:09:45
"...and with nubby-tail driving it, we're all doomed. Doomed I say!"

**truetanker smacks Wombat's head**

"Thanks, I needed that."
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 03 November 2012, 08:55:06
Have fun storming the castle!








My money is on the nubby tail. It's smarter than both of them.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Wombat on 03 November 2012, 09:11:26
[Wombat's head straps itself into one of those reverse-backpack child carriers on Achoo's chest and points (as best a head without arms can) at the door.]

"After than nub!"
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: trboturtle on 03 November 2012, 10:51:54
 [watch] [watch] [watch] [watch] [watch] [watch] [watch] [watch] [watch]

Craig
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: ShadowRaven on 03 November 2012, 20:19:09
shouldn't the head go on a backpack so achoo can be free to do flips and swing on vines while running through the swamp?
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 03 November 2012, 20:50:02
[Achoo dumps Wombat, goes over to the closet and pulls out one of the old remote controlled Hetzers, duct tapes the child carrier to the top of the Hetzer, duct tapes WomHead to the child seat, and hands the remote to truetanker.]


Have fun.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: ShadowRaven on 03 November 2012, 21:25:09
wow, an RC Hetzer, I haven't seen on, well since the last time I had my shins all shot to hell
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Wombat on 04 November 2012, 09:16:56
"Hmm...I can't seem to reach the controls?"
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 04 November 2012, 13:31:43
*BoP gets out his My First Rocket Launcher and shoots the RC Hetzer*
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 04 November 2012, 15:44:19
* Light ATM fire incoming *

Damn, it's firing on us. AND at least I'm insured.

TT
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Wombat on 04 November 2012, 19:28:31
[Womhead, thinking quickly, blows a bubble with some ACME™ bubble gum.]
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: ShadowRaven on 04 November 2012, 19:34:34
~an even more impressive feat when one considers that the Wom-body still has the lungs~
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 04 November 2012, 21:35:41
Well, that is something you don't see every day, even around here. Womhead duct taped to a child seat duct tapes to a RC Hetzer rolling around in a giant bubblegum bubble, all being driven around by a maniacally laughing truetanker trying to dodge missiles being fired by BoP while ShadowRaven is rolling around on the ground laughing his ass off.


BoP! Stop laughing! It might improve your aim!
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: ShadowRaven on 04 November 2012, 21:47:47
~laughs all the more~
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 04 November 2012, 23:41:52
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA
*Fires another salvo*
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Wombat on 05 November 2012, 12:06:00
[Wombat laughes so hard he blows snot bubbles...and accidently swallows the RC Hetzer.]
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: ShadowRaven on 05 November 2012, 14:29:40
quick, fire off the AC 20 before it's to late
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 05 November 2012, 17:53:59
Relax! It's only Wombat's head! See, the Hetzer popped out of the bottom of the head unharmed! Which is far better that having it pooped out of the bottom of Wombat's body.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Wombat on 06 November 2012, 09:50:32
[Its about this time that headless Wombat's body, upside down of course so nubby-tail can see better, waddles up and steals Achoo's wallet and pants and waddles off. Wombat's head feels left out.]
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 06 November 2012, 17:59:07
No wonder Wombat cannot remember when he has stolen something! It was the nubby tail in control because Wombat wasn't paying attention! That explains sooooooo much!
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 06 November 2012, 20:50:08
*BoP finishes his project: a body made of salvaged BoP parts; covered in singe marks, dents and holes, with one arm shorter than the other and with only one foot and one knee (on separate legs); the headless body is truly a fright to behold.  BoP places Womhead on the monstrosity then places a left over jack-o-lantern on Wombody*

A gift for our wombat of destruction.  Just so you know, the weapons have been removed.
*BoP opens WomBoP's chest and dispenses the last of the ice cream into a cone*
and you're out of soft serve.

MUAHAHAHA
*BoP teleports out*
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 07 November 2012, 11:02:21
Great. Now we have BoPWombatstein.   :))




And no soft serve ice cream.  >:(
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Wombat on 08 November 2012, 07:25:06
[...oddly enough, WomStein does find a soft-serve ice cream dispenser in his backside.]
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: ShadowRaven on 08 November 2012, 14:02:05
chocolate swirl?
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Wombat on 08 November 2012, 14:53:10
"Chocolate chunk."  O:-)
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 08 November 2012, 15:02:58
 :o
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: ShadowRaven on 08 November 2012, 16:12:00
well then it is obviously not soft serve. You can keep it
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 08 November 2012, 19:20:04
No. no. NO. NO!

Rocky Road!

TT
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 09 November 2012, 09:56:01
If you want it you can have it!  O0
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Wombat on 09 November 2012, 11:59:49
"Okay, but I'll have to concentrate. Anyone have a magazine?"
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 09 November 2012, 13:15:26
This will not end well.




As if that was any different than normal.



















If there was normal around here.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 09 November 2012, 21:14:11
No
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 10 November 2012, 20:30:50
No what? Know what? Don't know what! Know? No.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 11 November 2012, 12:44:49
No there is no normal around here
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 11 November 2012, 15:05:08
Define normal.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: trboturtle on 11 November 2012, 19:42:01
Around here, Wombat is Normal......

Craig
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 11 November 2012, 20:10:35
Oh I wouldn't go to that extreme
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 11 November 2012, 20:19:16
Around here, Wombat is Normal......

Craig
LIES
LIES AND CAKE
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: ShadowRaven on 11 November 2012, 20:21:43
to quote the great Whoopi Goldberg. "Normal is just a setting on the washing machine"
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 12 November 2012, 08:55:14
I know where there is a town named Normal.



Never go anywhere near it.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 13 November 2012, 09:50:48
I know where there is a town named Moron.





They changed the name  ;D
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: ShadowRaven on 13 November 2012, 15:02:33
to what? Doofus?
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 13 November 2012, 22:15:54
to what? Doofus?

Taft
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 13 November 2012, 22:18:10
After most of the town burned down.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Wombat on 14 November 2012, 12:07:13
[Wombat puts on a gasmark and then filters the intake tube down to his backside, and then proceeds to fart.]
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: ShadowRaven on 14 November 2012, 16:26:33
so, this was after Wombat's last visit there then?

~tosses a lit highway flare in Wombats direction~
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 14 November 2012, 21:27:14
it can't all be fart jokes
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 14 November 2012, 22:41:37
Nope.


In Wombat's case it is a recycled fart joke.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Weirdo on 15 November 2012, 09:42:18
Jokes about recycled farts? I've heard a few of those. Usually stale.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: ShadowRaven on 15 November 2012, 14:59:41
much like that one hmm?
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Weirdo on 15 November 2012, 15:09:48
That one wasn't stale!

It was flat.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 15 November 2012, 15:49:47
In Wombat's case, toxic and flammable.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: ShadowRaven on 15 November 2012, 18:38:28
why do you think I tossed the flare over there. I'm hoping if the toxic doesn't get him, the flames will
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 15 November 2012, 18:45:09
So if Wombat can use toon science, can I use movie science to remove our problem?
Tosses hydrogen tank at Wombat and shoots it with a revolver.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 15 November 2012, 21:34:10
BoP's revolver bullets start speaking spanish and refuse to work for the Hombre unless they get free tamales and something about unable to harm senor Wombat and or Frogs... my Acme translator device is drunk again.

TT
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 15 November 2012, 22:53:23
BoP! Stop using Mexican munitions! Use dumdum rounds. They are not bright enough to know better.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 15 November 2012, 22:57:27
I'll give you all Tequila and your fill of the best tamales and enchiladas filled with pollo and carnitas if you blow up that very very tempting canister of highly flammable gas.
YOU don't have to harm Wombat, that's the special effects guy's job.

Now if you will excuse me, I need to find me some carnitas, I'm from Arizona and this talk of Mexican food makes me very very hungry. *contemplates making some chile verde*
===
On second thought.  I'm eating the food instead of giving it to these rounds (who the hell swapped my ammo for clang-a-corp rounds anyways?)
*Fires his BoP Industries hypervelocity auto rifle at the gas cylinder*
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 18 November 2012, 13:00:34
Hey!  Our Mexican Talking Rounds are one of our finest products!  O0
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 18 November 2012, 17:55:41
Hey! Everybody, look what I found in the bathoom.
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-noVaQG9Rz0M/Ty2En-Zx_KI/AAAAAAAABxo/eocWVKJ6s9E/s200/SCOOK_playduck2.jpg)

I couldn't get the mag open as it is glued or something.... Achoo?

TT
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: ShadowRaven on 18 November 2012, 17:58:08
it's not glue....best burn it to be safe. That or cover it with mustard and feed it to Wombat
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 18 November 2012, 21:03:30
Hey! Everybody, look what I found in the bathoom.
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-noVaQG9Rz0M/Ty2En-Zx_KI/AAAAAAAABxo/eocWVKJ6s9E/s200/SCOOK_playduck2.jpg)

I couldn't get the mag open as it is glued or something.... Achoo?

TT

You know I probably seen that movie 20 times
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 18 November 2012, 22:01:19
Oh god why?
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 18 November 2012, 23:47:39
Well, we now know who owns the magazine. Truetanker has a duck fetish.  >:D


And I have not watched that movie completely through once. It's horrible.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 20 November 2012, 21:54:31
Oh god why?

Back in the day, when MTV actually played music, the choices on Cinimax were very limited.  You watched what was on.

Howard the Duck was on a lot  :-\
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 20 November 2012, 21:57:31
Some things never change.  It used to be 100 channels and nothing on, now we add an extra zero to the number of channels and have 00 things to watch.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 21 November 2012, 01:16:27
Mostly correct, sadly.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 21 November 2012, 09:40:43
Which is why I'm down to watching:

Sports
Walking Dead
Top Gear
Burn Notice
Law and Order
60 minutes
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: ShadowRaven on 21 November 2012, 15:28:48
which is why I am down to watching......youtube and crunchyroll mostly
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Clangador on 21 November 2012, 15:58:16
You know I probably seen that movie 20 times

That may qualify you for brain damage!
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 21 November 2012, 18:13:10
May?


There's a reason I still maintain a Netflix subscription.  Their streaming catalog is still better than cable.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 22 November 2012, 18:13:26
Yup! Brain damage!
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 23 November 2012, 12:04:43
That may qualify you for brain damage!

It's up there with the 100 times I watched Red Dawn

WOLVERINES!!!
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 23 November 2012, 18:48:40
The not named resistance!
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 23 November 2012, 20:10:46
Just a great movie that did not need a remake
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 23 November 2012, 21:15:52
Most movies don't need a remake, but Hollywood is too scared to make original stuff.  Same with the games industry.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 24 November 2012, 19:32:25
There is a ton of great fiction out there - hollywood isn't trying very hard
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Clangador on 24 November 2012, 20:14:13
Just a great movie that did not need a remake

That is very true. The remake wasn't half as good as the original.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 24 November 2012, 20:35:06
That is very true. The remake wasn't half as good as the original.

I will not be wasting money on it. 

Looks like I will have to go see the Hobbit in the next couple of weeks
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 24 November 2012, 20:44:24
There is a ton of great fiction out there - hollywood isn't trying very hard
That's not the reason.  The current bunch of people in charge are sissies.  New ideas aren't safe, remakes and sequels are established enough to at least return the cost of making the horrible horrible movie.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 25 November 2012, 09:20:19
Or transformers movies, the most horrible of the horrible aside from Twilight.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 25 November 2012, 11:06:14
Or transformers movies, the most horrible of the horrible aside from Twilight.

I say one of those - it didn't make sense  :-\
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: ShadowRaven on 25 November 2012, 14:14:06
it's giant transforming robots fighting, it doesn't need to make sense. Just needs more explosions
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 25 November 2012, 21:03:32
I know! They wasted a lot of screen time trying to explain the plot!  
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 26 November 2012, 01:06:05
They should make Gratuitous Space Battles: The Movie.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: ShadowRaven on 26 November 2012, 01:46:36
I would go see that
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Weirdo on 26 November 2012, 09:29:46
Summoned, I appear!
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 26 November 2012, 09:36:58
Who summoned  wierdo?
Didn't you see the sign about not calling on the spirits of chaos?
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Weirdo on 26 November 2012, 09:37:41
Didn't you see the sign about not calling on the spirits of chaos?
Wait, you've got beer too?!
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 26 November 2012, 10:00:54
It's a distinct possibility.
Ask the people who are brave enough to venture into this cellar's cellar and didn't bring their own alcohol.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Weirdo on 26 November 2012, 10:11:53
Spelunking, huh? I'll need to gather the proper equipment.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: ShadowRaven on 26 November 2012, 14:48:20
Orbital weapons fire is not the proper equipment
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Weirdo on 26 November 2012, 15:01:02
Well, of course not! Orbital fire is only proper if you don't want to keep anything in the cave, in which case the obvious solution to clearing out the cave is to remove the cave status. Take the roof off, and your job gets much easier. But if we're seeking beer, then obviously a bit more care must be taken.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: ShadowRaven on 26 November 2012, 17:22:15
just so we're clear on that. This is one of those cases where you actually have to go in
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 26 November 2012, 18:26:27
First off, the roof of this underground lair has already been removed. I have a new roof on backorder. As for Weirdo trying to use orbital weapons fire to remove the floor....we are probably at the safest place to be. His designated targeting point. If he was aiming at the next continent I might be worried, but we are SAFE here.  
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 26 November 2012, 18:37:32
* Truetanker providing freindly TAG infomation to Weirdo. *

Stop moving around so much Achoo, how am I suppose to get your picture with my camera!?

 >:D
TT
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 26 November 2012, 19:03:24
Why do you want to ruin your camera?
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 26 November 2012, 23:01:19
Big toothy grin ala Wombat style.

Why do you always ask a question with a question?

Just stand there for the orbital... er picture to be taken ok?

TT O:-)
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 27 November 2012, 09:50:12
Disturbing why you want a picture of Achoo
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Weirdo on 27 November 2012, 09:56:45
No reason. He just wants to see how he looks in the...flash...
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Clangador on 27 November 2012, 10:50:27
I will not be wasting money on it. 

Looks like I will have to go see the Hobbit in the next couple of weeks

Going to a movie theater?

***faints***
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 27 November 2012, 20:15:24
***steals Clang's pants and throws them at Weirdo***
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: ShadowRaven on 27 November 2012, 22:02:25
look Achoo. orbital fire is one thing, but biological weapons are just not cool
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Weirdo on 27 November 2012, 22:21:24
Gah! Pants! Begone, vile trouserspawn!
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 27 November 2012, 22:56:44
Wha? Was that Barney or Grape Ape that just flew by?

Oh, just Clangs' Purple Pimptastic Pyrate Pants.

TT
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 27 November 2012, 23:23:48
Smile and say cheese
*BoP presses the shutter button on his camera and the place is lit up by orbit-to-ground laser fire*
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 28 November 2012, 09:36:42
Going to a movie theater?

***faints***

I think that's worth me venturing to the theatre
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 28 November 2012, 10:38:40
Smile and say cheese
*BoP presses the shutter button on his camera and the place is lit up by orbit-to-ground laser fire*


***Which missed by about 50 miles.***
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Weirdo on 28 November 2012, 10:58:06
Nice shot! I may need to borrow your targeting notes.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: ShadowRaven on 28 November 2012, 15:37:55
tactical orbital strikes are getting more accurate as days go by
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 28 November 2012, 17:31:15
***A giant vacuum pulls everybody, and all debris, out of the dank and unpleasantly moist open pit in the ground, which all gets deposited into a smelly and unpleasantly decorated sickly green room with Gauss pop machines as the replacement lair is installed to replace the destroyed lair. After a number of hours spent arguing with each other, several very badly aimed not really close orbital strikes, a rather loud distant horrific sound and massive ground shaking cause by the orbital warship being shot down and crashing in flames, and lots of dodging Gauss Pop maching fire the poor fools that had been in the dank and unpleasantly moist open pit get shoved into the new bar and down the new trap door that deposits them into the brand spanking new dank and unpleasantly moist underground lair. Over in the corner, sitting on his new throne is a glaring Achoo holding a new roll of toilet paper.***

So you poor fools have rediscovered my lair! You are doomed! Doomed I tell you! Now wait your turn!

***Achoo shuts the throne room door. Several minutes later there is a loud flushing sound. The door opens up and Achoo goes over to the unpleasantly dank and moist sinks to wash his hands as distinctly unpleasant 80's era musac plays from carefully concealed speakers.***
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 28 November 2012, 18:12:29
AH! Dr. Demento Show...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKZXD9-SivI&feature=watch_response (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKZXD9-SivI&feature=watch_response)

 O:-)
TT
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 28 November 2012, 19:37:37
ROBOT VAMPIRE WOMBAT! RED ALERT! RED ALERT! RED ALERT!   :o
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Clangador on 28 November 2012, 20:50:10

What the HELL! Who the hell steals someone's pants?!? That is so NOT KEWL!  >:(
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 28 November 2012, 21:45:28
Are you new here?
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: ShadowRaven on 28 November 2012, 23:41:32
dude, that song sucked
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 29 November 2012, 09:08:37
Having a robot vampire wombat encounter would suck too, so I quess the song APPROPRIATELY sucked. I did not listen to it. As soon as they started singing about robot vampire wombat's I paniced and bailed!  :D
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: ShadowRaven on 29 November 2012, 15:12:25
a good plan, I stayed in once the band started playing. It sounded good, but then the 'singer' began again
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 29 November 2012, 16:29:12
No plan, really. Just a gut reaction to a sound that caused my gut to threaten to spill it's contents.  
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 29 November 2012, 23:00:40
don't click the links  :D
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 30 November 2012, 00:20:51
don't click the links  :D

Click these
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/0/0e/Link_LOZ_with_items.png/200px-Link_LOZ_with_items.png) (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/a/a8/Link_Twilight_Princess.png/150px-Link_Twilight_Princess.png)

TT
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 30 November 2012, 07:33:41
No thanks!
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 30 November 2012, 22:00:37
they don't click
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 30 November 2012, 23:22:17
[Clickity click click clickity click]

What if I just shoot them instead?
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: ShadowRaven on 30 November 2012, 23:57:30
and cause anquish amongst the fan girls????  sure, go for it
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 01 December 2012, 00:28:45
You can click if you want to, you can leave your freinds behind.....


TT
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 01 December 2012, 11:06:25
There is no safety in that dance.  8)
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 01 December 2012, 13:21:51
damn that song is irritating
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 01 December 2012, 18:53:51
Yup! Almost as irritating as the hives!
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 02 December 2012, 03:15:01
And a better song this time, I promise.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOzXA0-1NIc (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOzXA0-1NIc)
 [cheers]
TT
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 02 December 2012, 12:12:53
Well, it's about beer. And better than the last one you posted.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 02 December 2012, 14:10:36
Well I found a better one but you can't post it here  ;D
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Clangador on 02 December 2012, 15:58:25
Are you new here?

Well, ah, I'm not sure. I don't remember much after that last blast of formaldehyde...
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 02 December 2012, 17:51:31
Told you not to drink that, what year do you remember last?

TT
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 02 December 2012, 23:26:01
I personally remember a lot of years. Not much of what happened in them, but I remember them!
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Clangador on 03 December 2012, 11:27:43
Told you not to drink that, what year do you remember last?

TT

I seem to remember 1923 or was the 3291? Well, one of those two.  :D
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 03 December 2012, 14:31:42
Must have been playing some other game as Battletech covers neither of those years. ;)
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: ShadowRaven on 03 December 2012, 22:09:24
traitor
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 04 December 2012, 10:54:30
Or dyslexic.  ^-^
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 04 December 2012, 21:13:58
Or dyslexic.  ^-^

Every one is dyslexic to one degree or another
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 05 December 2012, 00:00:59
If you have degrees in dyslexia you are waaaaaaaaaaay overdoing it!
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: ShadowRaven on 05 December 2012, 00:22:45
degrees nothing, I am a doctor, with a DhP in Dyslexia
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 05 December 2012, 09:49:00
If you have degrees in dyslexia you are waaaaaaaaaaay overdoing it!

What can I say - I'm very competitive  :D
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 05 December 2012, 10:36:27
 :)
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 07 December 2012, 22:12:21
I think we need new furniture
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: ShadowRaven on 07 December 2012, 23:07:34
I think we need furniture
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 08 December 2012, 00:49:00
*BoP begins constructing some furniture out of the scraps left behind of his previous bodies.*
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: ShadowRaven on 08 December 2012, 02:00:10
what do ya know, a table with actual legs....
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 08 December 2012, 10:22:06
what do ya know, a table with actual legs....

Why is that one leg human?
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 08 December 2012, 20:16:44
Because the other ones aren't! Silly!   ;D

And I do have some new furniture! Brand new! Still in the boxes!  O0










Sadly, It's Ikea crap.  [metalhealth]
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: ShadowRaven on 08 December 2012, 21:14:58
an they forgot to ship the hex key?
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 08 December 2012, 21:30:10
Ikea is OK as long as you don't try move it
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 09 December 2012, 17:51:10
And how does that piece of advice help us here in the hall?
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 10 December 2012, 21:38:41
And how does that piece of advice help us here in the hall?

If you buy something from Ikea and put it together that's it - if you need to move it it's toast
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 10 December 2012, 21:52:34
Now why did you have to say warm crusty bread, those Humpers are still out there, just ask tehPope.

TT
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 11 December 2012, 03:53:38
If you buy something from Ikea and put it together that's it - if you need to move it it's toast
Well the lair was destroyed before being relocated. . .
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 11 December 2012, 09:43:23
Well the lair was destroyed before being relocated. . .

OK - Then were fine then
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 11 December 2012, 13:07:07
I have my throne, but sitting on that thing all the time is hard on my big butt. Ikea furniture is OK if you are anorexic. I am not, and don't like pulling the remains of destroyed furniture out of my butt crack. It's rough on the hemorrhoids.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 11 December 2012, 22:25:47
O' where, o' where did our Wombat did go?
O' where, o' where can he be?
We miss him very much, and we can't take Achoo's jokes anymore.
So bring back, bring back.
So bring back our Wombat to us!

TT
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 12 December 2012, 05:37:11
NO SOUP FOR YOU!   ;D
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 12 December 2012, 19:02:05
Try watching Monsters Inside Me while eating a good meal.

Or a good bloody murder slasher movie and eating as well.

I can, can you?

TT
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 12 December 2012, 22:54:59
I don't inflict those things on myself. I have seen people die. For real. It is not something you can forget. And most slasher movies are incredibly stupid.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 12 December 2012, 23:21:59
OC: In real life things happen, seen enough gore to last a life time. Best freind gundown and another one run over by semi.

Which makes me wonder sometimes. How do people deal with hardships and still manage? Answer: because they do.

IC: Whacks Achoo with wet noodle mallet! Tell that to Zombieland.

TT
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 13 December 2012, 20:37:01
Zombieland? The closest thing we have to that is the AFFS thread! Well, ClangLuna is kinda close to being a Zombieland....
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 14 December 2012, 21:06:44
Zombieland? The closest thing we have to that is the AFFS thread! Well, ClangLuna is kinda close to being a Zombieland....

We better start looking for Twinkies
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 14 December 2012, 21:32:35
TOO SOON
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 14 December 2012, 21:34:49
how is it ever too soon?
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 14 December 2012, 21:36:07
We're still in mourning.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 14 December 2012, 21:59:48
of what?
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 14 December 2012, 23:38:28
Hostess
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 15 December 2012, 00:02:18
It doe not matter that you are still in mourning. The sooner we start the search the better!  
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 15 December 2012, 11:22:20
Plus someone will buy the brand
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 15 December 2012, 11:58:15
They need a new jingle.
A twinkie a twinkie, everyone loves a twinkie. . .
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 15 December 2012, 12:35:53
Twinkie, Twinkie, little star. Now I wonder where you are..... ;D
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 15 December 2012, 14:45:18
Twinkie.  It's what's for dinner
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 15 December 2012, 16:54:25
And if my employers get their way it will be the Wal*Twinkie! 
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 15 December 2012, 17:47:16
What do you think Wall-E is about?
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 16 December 2012, 01:53:26
No their more like Buy N' Large chain of the future.

And I slap you with this video!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GmkjnL4EYw (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GmkjnL4EYw)

Ur really old if you jammed to this!

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Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 16 December 2012, 10:08:51
I remember that one. A bit new.   O:-)
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Deathrider6 on 16 December 2012, 12:15:14
No their more like Buy N' Large chain of the future.

And I slap you with this video!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GmkjnL4EYw (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GmkjnL4EYw)

Ur really old if you jammed to this!

TT

I jammed to that...For the record I do not consider myself old. >:D
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 16 December 2012, 12:28:42
No their more like Buy N' Large chain of the future.

And I slap you with this video!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GmkjnL4EYw (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GmkjnL4EYw)

Ur really old if you jammed to this!

TT

That sound was irritating even back then. 
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 16 December 2012, 18:07:02

It was acceptable in the 80s
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 17 December 2012, 20:14:21
That sound was irritating even back then.

This one more to your liking Mopar?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLD_LTXRmDY (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLD_LTXRmDY)

TT >:D
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 17 December 2012, 21:30:30
This one more to your liking Mopar?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLD_LTXRmDY (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLD_LTXRmDY)

TT >:D

No!  I was listening to AC/DC's "Back in Black" and Def Lepard's "High 'n Dry"  back in 82
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 18 December 2012, 10:30:56
That one was old back in the 1960's. Literally.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 18 December 2012, 23:14:38
Fine...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjV1nJgiuiA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjV1nJgiuiA)

 [drool]

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Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 19 December 2012, 18:45:25
OH HELL NO!

Will some moderator please ban truetanker for inflicting Spongebob defiling awesomeness on us?
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 19 December 2012, 22:43:40
Party pooper....

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Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 20 December 2012, 09:47:29
WTH?   :o
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 20 December 2012, 23:08:24
 #P
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Notsonoble on 20 December 2012, 23:17:02
For something completely different, is anyone organizing the santa defense forces?
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 21 December 2012, 09:48:50
Santa has requested we don't do that this year. He has enough problems to deal with as it is.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 21 December 2012, 10:39:27
Bah, he always give me the gift of entertainment when he tries to dodge my AA defenses.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: ShadowRaven on 21 December 2012, 19:45:41
I'm on Santa's side on this one. Between the terrorists, and end of the world fanatics, he's had a rough go of it as of late. You should see the 'naughty list' It took a team of six to move the thing from the safe to the desk.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 21 December 2012, 21:36:00
If the lunatics try to escort Santa I bid everything I can get my hands on to shoot down the fools that are trying to escort Santa to protect Santa from the fools.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 22 December 2012, 13:30:10
Santa brought me a new Fafnir
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 22 December 2012, 22:25:40
Goody for you. For the same price he brought me nine companies of Savannah Masters (plus spare parts), 24 cases of Timbiqui Dark and the entire Wildest Maids A Milking DVD set (unrated). I think I came out ahead. I can bribe a bunch of friends with the Timbiqui Dark and have a wild party watching the Maids a Milking, that we can power up the Savannah Masters and see how well one Fafnir does against 108 Savannah Masters.

Are you down with that?
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: ShadowRaven on 23 December 2012, 01:21:40
maids a milking? I didn't know you where in to that sort of thing. Kinky
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Gustav Kuriga on 23 December 2012, 06:47:22
*pounces a ShadowRaven, as any proper fennec should do* Got ya birdy!
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 23 December 2012, 10:04:01
Ohhhhhhhhhh! Fresh meat! Frisky, too! Welcome to the Hell, er, the Hall! Yeah, the Hall! That's it! That's the ticket!
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Gustav Kuriga on 23 December 2012, 11:05:19
Certainly I am most frisky, though that need not pertain to this bird. *noms on his own tail* mmmm... nahmnahmnahm
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Notsonoble on 23 December 2012, 13:26:39
Whaps Gustav with a loaf of bread. "Don't Eat The Help!"
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 23 December 2012, 14:02:58
*BoP finds a higher perch and makes sure his rifle is loaded*
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: ShadowRaven on 23 December 2012, 16:51:55
what the hell you talking about. I don't help anyone around here
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 23 December 2012, 17:10:16
This much is true; if you want help, you should go to another section.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Gustav Kuriga on 23 December 2012, 18:02:48
*quickly makes excited loud demonic screeching noises* I love bacon! *also enjoys randomly spouting out irrelavent phrases*

If you don't believe I will make demonic screeches, prepared to be proved otherwise...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Su3ovMsFXMg (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Su3ovMsFXMg)

Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 23 December 2012, 18:14:35
HEY!
We got enough crazy here already.
*Fires shotgun full of nerds candy and gummy worms*
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 23 December 2012, 18:52:27
According this video, looks like Gustav was a Widowmker!

( :35 seconds in )

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Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 23 December 2012, 21:45:16
BoP? Why are you responding to crazy by giving it candy? Oh, wait. Crazy. Bad BoP! You have been eating your own ammunition!
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 23 December 2012, 22:06:01
*Chews on a candy filled shell*
Problem?
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 23 December 2012, 22:18:37
Just saying that there is no quota or upper limit on crazy in the hall. If there was we would not let you in, quiaff?
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Notsonoble on 23 December 2012, 22:22:49
what the hell you talking about. I don't help anyone around here

Sure you do, you help us all keep the chaos at "beyond hope" levels.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 23 December 2012, 22:32:53
*Another BoP enters the room and disposes of the first BoP*
I let myself in.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: ShadowRaven on 24 December 2012, 00:01:25
damnit. Helping in any way is against my job description.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Notsonoble on 24 December 2012, 17:50:32
You actually read yours? The cover letter said to use them for spitwad ammo. Besides, it's not like your doing anything you wouldn't do alone.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Gustav Kuriga on 24 December 2012, 19:01:06
Remember, don't feed the fennec. They tend to become needy afterwards. D:
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 24 December 2012, 20:19:49
Quick, feed it this song!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjqZ0aIAgFM&list=PL7ECE19A3354D9036 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjqZ0aIAgFM&list=PL7ECE19A3354D9036)
Offical song of Sir Spamalot himself.

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Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 24 December 2012, 22:25:12
Well, at least it was Weird Al. Weird works here.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: ShadowRaven on 25 December 2012, 00:42:50
about the only thing that works here actually
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 25 December 2012, 01:33:45
We have something that works around here?

When did that happen?
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 25 December 2012, 11:19:35
From the very start. Weird always works here!
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Gustav Kuriga on 25 December 2012, 11:42:01
*is busy with BoP in the back room doing something that causes grunts and moans*
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 25 December 2012, 12:20:08
I hesitate to ask what..... :-X  ::)
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: ShadowRaven on 25 December 2012, 14:44:03
feeding fighting or fornicating, or depending on certain groups choices all of the above
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 25 December 2012, 19:01:03
*BoP would point at the no yiffing sign if he hadn't eaten too much Chili Inferno IV.
Instead he moans, grunts and groans, threatening to throw up on just about everything*
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 25 December 2012, 19:19:26
Chili Inferno IV?? That stuff is not out of prototype testing! So far it has blown up everyone that has tried to eat it! Are you insane...............wait. The Hall. Yes, you are insane. Nevermind. Go blow up somewhere else, like Clangluna.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: ShadowRaven on 25 December 2012, 19:35:43
~hands BoP a paper cup~ if your gonna spew, spew in this
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 25 December 2012, 21:03:27
I sure hope that paper cup is flame and shock resistant!

I think I will advance to a place of better observation, via the closed circuit television system on a monitor waaaaaaaaaaay far away!
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Notsonoble on 25 December 2012, 21:37:56
We're still 34 pages from typical thread death, does that mean it'll take BoP that long to finish exploding?

34 pages to explode has got to be painful.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 26 December 2012, 11:12:14
*BoP self destructs and a new one crawls out from under the couch*
Nah, I can replace myself, so that's not necessary.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Notsonoble on 26 December 2012, 15:31:33
Ah, I was worried the collateral would be the thread as a whole.

Anyway, back to your irregularly scheduled madness.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 26 December 2012, 21:32:50
We have a schedule?   :o
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 26 December 2012, 22:29:01
Not that I am aware of..........
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 27 December 2012, 09:54:57
OK - just want to be sure
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 27 December 2012, 11:19:00
Consider yourself informed about the schedule thingy.  O0
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Notsonoble on 27 December 2012, 20:57:44
On a random note to MM, who knew that a slant six could move a light at 9/14 and power two medium lasers.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 28 December 2012, 22:54:47
That is one hell of a slant six!
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Gustav Kuriga on 29 December 2012, 00:33:52
Even better. Imagine a slant seven in a Condor hovercraft. Laser variant.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 29 December 2012, 12:38:07
On a random note to MM, who knew that a slant six could move a light at 9/14 and power two medium lasers.

The slant 6 is quite amazing. 

Did you know that  they put them in the Dodge Mirada? 
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 29 December 2012, 18:19:22
The 300 Vlar is better.  O0
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 29 December 2012, 21:46:53
Vlar?  ???
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Gustav Kuriga on 30 December 2012, 12:55:48
*nahms on a chicken* wha?
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 30 December 2012, 13:27:47
Damn!  I think he spells worse than I do.   :(
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Gustav Kuriga on 30 December 2012, 16:20:58
*continues to nahm, this time on an ACHOO*
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 30 December 2012, 22:44:01
I thought that was wombat's job (that and depantsing)
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 30 December 2012, 22:50:55
This might be wombat.

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Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Clangador on 31 December 2012, 00:00:10
Damn!  I think he spells worse than I do.   :(

This is a sign of the end times!
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 31 December 2012, 22:46:28
This is a sign of the end times!

Could be  :o
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 01 January 2013, 20:20:27
*sigh* Mopar, you post on a BattleTech site and you do not know the name of a fusion engine type, such as the Vlar 260 type used in the Taurian Thunderbolts, the Vlar 280 type used in the Taurian Ostscouts and Warhammers? And lets not forget the various standard, light, and XL Vlar 300 engines used in the Black Hawk KU, Shugenja, Tessen, Vanquisher, Pillager, Bandersnatch, Raijin II, King Crab, Anvil, Black Knight, Toyama, Orion, Marauder, and Penetrator BattleMechs and the Eagle and Thunderbird aerospace fighters?
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Notsonoble on 02 January 2013, 10:12:22
he's the mopar messiah, not the fusion messiah :P
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 02 January 2013, 13:16:13
His loss.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: ShadowRaven on 02 January 2013, 14:59:10
yeah. if he could turn water into near unlimited clean energy it would be great
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 02 January 2013, 20:56:13
*sigh* Mopar, you post on a BattleTech site and you do not know the name of a fusion engine type, such as the Vlar 260 type used in the Taurian Thunderbolts, the Vlar 280 type used in the Taurian Ostscouts and Warhammers? And lets not forget the various standard, light, and XL Vlar 300 engines used in the Black Hawk KU, Shugenja, Tessen, Vanquisher, Pillager, Bandersnatch, Raijin II, King Crab, Anvil, Black Knight, Toyama, Orion, Marauder, and Penetrator BattleMechs and the Eagle and Thunderbird aerospace fighters?

No I did not remember that.  I'm not up on reading TROs. 
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 03 January 2013, 00:04:46
*sigh* BattleTech poser!
READ THE TRO'S
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Gustav Kuriga on 03 January 2013, 01:08:11
There are TRO's? Why didn't anyone tell me?
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 03 January 2013, 01:35:00
You're new here, you have to sign a few forms before being privy to certain information.
*A delivery man comes in with three boxes full of documents*
Ah, here it is now.  The phone book sized one is the information packet, the rest are waivers, permission slips and such.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: ShadowRaven on 03 January 2013, 01:44:51
don't sign those. They will make certain that when something happens, all your worldly and spiritual belongings, yes, that includes your soul, are signed over to BoP
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 03 January 2013, 02:02:36
*Hands SR a packet*
Signs this and BoP industries will share up to fifteen of our earnings off Gustav's post life total value consolidation.
Note, BoP industries still retains the rights to all biomass collected through the program, but we guarantee any body parts BoP Industries is unable to make use of will receive a proper burial.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Gustav Kuriga on 03 January 2013, 02:25:08
My tail?
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 03 January 2013, 03:17:23
You'll find a detailed listing in your information book.
Do note that by opening the informational material you consent to the full bioscan we already took of you when you entered the lair.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 03 January 2013, 09:37:23
*sigh* BattleTech poser!
READ THE TRO'S


Do you have any idea how backlogged I am on my CBT reading?   :-[
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 03 January 2013, 14:03:14
Well, since you had no idea what Vlar meant................and since that was in TRO 3025 that was released more than 20 years ago..............waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay behind!   8)
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Vash The Stampede on 04 January 2013, 22:06:31
I have the B-tech novel Far Country, does that count?
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 04 January 2013, 22:21:04
I have first edition Battletech rule books. I have the first editions of all of the TRO's, from when they were first released. Bought them brand new when they were first released. Does that count?
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Vash The Stampede on 04 January 2013, 22:24:48
I have the  Battletech compendium: Rules of Warfare with a Jade Falcon Timberwolf on front cover and a Naga in background. Tons of unseen pics too inside
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 04 January 2013, 22:26:19
Ditto. First edition. Bought brand spanking new.

Because I am old and have been playing the game since it first came out.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Vash The Stampede on 04 January 2013, 22:32:24
Mine was given to me and was the book Extreme and I used to play. It helped until all the WOB special weapons, then I used the Sarna site
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Notsonoble on 04 January 2013, 22:38:30
Wow achoo, do you fart dust?
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 05 January 2013, 12:11:25
Nope. Just old. Not ancient. Having all the old stuff isn't hard if you bought it when you was a young whippersnapper like you young kids!    ;D
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 05 January 2013, 13:08:51
I have first edition Battletech rule books. I have the first editions of all of the TRO's, from when they were first released. Bought them brand new when they were first released. Does that count?

I've got Battledroid box sets and I did read TRO 3025 but it was probably back in 1990.   :(

I have more Battletech stuff than you could imagine.  My wife just shakes her head
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 05 January 2013, 13:15:24
Well.... I might have to bring my portable closet with all of my BT stuff.

TT
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Vash The Stampede on 05 January 2013, 13:32:34
Man, owning some battle droid minis would be neat. The only non-bashed unseen I have are a P-hawk, 2nd gen Archer, and Vixen
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 05 January 2013, 19:45:11
Man, owning some battle droid minis would be neat. The only non-bashed unseen I have are a P-hawk, 2nd gen Archer, and Vixen

I've managed to get them all.  The BD Griffin and Shadowhawk were the hardest. 
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Vash The Stampede on 06 January 2013, 02:35:43
Those mechs get spendy on eBay and such. My next to grab will have to be the battlemaster unseen, or the Jenner IIC
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 06 January 2013, 23:00:53
Just be careful you don't end up with a few repro or worse.

Bought a now unseen Marauder II, original and all, son of a gun dumbbell moron sent the thing to me via standard legal letter envelope. Got it all smashed up and such...  Not did I only refused to buy other items I really wanted, and they were cheap, I reported him as a bad mailer on this site, oh... three crashes ago or so.  When did they removed the old marketplace thread? 05? 06? I think the a guy was scamming fakes or repoductioning Reaper or Ral Partha minis or was just getting money and not sending products, I can't remember what. But just be careful.

TT

Also wish the TPTB would allow us to have a new marketplace, but just list their CBT names and maybe a link to their Ebay account names. Or allow a link to the battletech Ebay site. By making it a sticky account, we can't post to it, but maybe be allowed to see if someone is selling. But the CBTer needs to agree to allow such a listing.  Just asking... Also a good place to list CamoSpec and IronWindMetals as well. Just an idea of course. Truetanker
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Vash The Stampede on 07 January 2013, 02:15:17
And no proper packaging can prevent the Mad Dogs from having bent barrels on the lasers. Perhaps that is result of allowing wombat to do the menial task of blister-packing minis.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Notsonoble on 07 January 2013, 12:22:20
I have a few lead unseens that I got off a friend parting with all his stuff en masse to pay hospital bills, but most of my unseens come from the 3rd ed box set plastics.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Vash The Stampede on 07 January 2013, 21:38:05
I like the weight of lead to plastic, but paint seems to hold on plastic better. The one killer is those mold lines
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 07 January 2013, 22:28:36
Nail file and a slight heating takes care of that. Just don't use nail polish...  >:( takes close to a month in the pine sol wash per mini to get rid of most NOT all of it!

TT
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 08 January 2013, 09:52:05
And no proper packaging can prevent the Mad Dogs from having bent barrels on the lasers. Perhaps that is result of allowing wombat to do the menial task of blister-packing minis.

You can redo those with finishing nails - looks great
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Gustav Kuriga on 08 January 2013, 11:57:38
*thinks that everyone suddenly turned sane. Is it a virus? will he be next? Gustav doesn't want to be sane...*
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Notsonoble on 08 January 2013, 12:41:44
That happens here sometimes, especially when my mother's 97 ram eats an alternator.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 09 January 2013, 10:00:08
That happens here sometimes, especially when my mother's 97 ram eats an alternator.

Really?  I've got over 216k on my 99 and no problems with the alternator
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 10 January 2013, 02:01:18
When did this become the Mopar Garage Thread?


THIS IS THE INSANITY THREAD! GO CRAZY!
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Vash The Stampede on 10 January 2013, 10:12:56
When did this become the Mopar Garage Thread?


THIS IS THE INSANITY THREAD! GO CRAZY!

no...dat be da other thread named "insanity". HOWEVER! This is a curmudgeonally dark dank lair of Achoo. Now where's the beer?
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Gustav Kuriga on 10 January 2013, 10:30:52
Currently... somewhere. I'll have to check to make sure the inter dimensional mice haven't run off with it.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 10 January 2013, 12:10:00
Run off with it?
They can't so that; standing policy is you drink ALL of your booze on premises.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Vash The Stampede on 10 January 2013, 17:35:02
If they are inter dimensional mice I think the disregard common laws of thread physics
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 10 January 2013, 18:58:37
Who cares about physics when the alcohol is in danger?
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 10 January 2013, 20:11:16
Beer, Australian for Water.

Just ask Worktroll!

TT
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 10 January 2013, 21:21:38
Beer, Australian for Water.

Just ask Worktroll!

TT

no doubt
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 10 January 2013, 23:06:15
This thread was started by Wombat. IT IS THE INSANITY THREAD!


Just not the one I started.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 10 January 2013, 23:09:04
Code: [Select]
Wombat: Last Active: 09 January 2013, 05:37:14
 O:-)

Wha?

TT

Is not stalking, just keeping a Acme diary... besides that's wombat over there, behind you in your shadow, eating what I believe is your Peanut Butter and Pastrami Haggis Hoggie sandwich with extra fixin's and sweet mustard drippings, on a whole rye Kaiser bun. You eat that stuff... cast iron colon!  O0
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 11 January 2013, 21:53:43
He's lurking
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 12 January 2013, 11:47:06
Think a great blue Wombat fin sorta meandering about the scene because the great blue Wombat is lost and is distracted by bright shiny things, with the Jaws theme done by the same band that did the openong to the Loony Toons cartoons.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 12 January 2013, 13:48:41
*pondering*
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: ShadowRaven on 12 January 2013, 14:01:47
~cooks a hotdog over the steam escaping from mopar's ears~
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 12 January 2013, 17:03:49
It wasn't that much pondering  ;D
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Vash The Stampede on 12 January 2013, 21:29:37
He's lurking
like that damn summoner mech in the MW2 intro. Not that I hate Summoners, but that Timberwolf should have backed up and used Med lasers followed by a PPC shot, but Nooooo!
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 12 January 2013, 21:43:40
You leave Alpha Three alone Vash!

TT
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Vash The Stampede on 13 January 2013, 02:00:57
I really scratch my head at the Timby pilot using his machine guns to down a Summoner. Then Alpha 3 just turns with AC carefully aimed and pow!  I do however like the mechcommander intro with that Raven running for his life, but where are the neurohelms?
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 13 January 2013, 14:55:25
you want realism?
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Vash The Stampede on 13 January 2013, 19:25:08
Well I guess that's where B-tech novels come in to play. Fun games though
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: ShadowRaven on 13 January 2013, 20:41:24
realism? it's a game about giant stompy robots
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Vash The Stampede on 13 January 2013, 21:39:33
It can be real, we just need to wait a while
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: LightGuard on 14 January 2013, 01:23:26
In the meantime, my Bulldrek senses are tingling...

*Puts on a blaze orange deerstalker cap, clashing horribly with his houndstooth suit as he shoulders an anti-tank rifle painted neon yellow*

Be vewy vewy quiet, I'm hunting Wombats... Huh-uh-uhhhh!

*Wanders away, dropping an empty can of cheap beer that's been relabeled "Aiming Fluid"*
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 14 January 2013, 09:40:23
Is it Wombat season?
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 14 January 2013, 10:40:12
Well, it's not Baseball season or Duck Season, so I guess it's Wombat Season. Personally I think that Wombat Season is the most dangerous season of all, primarily because of the collateral damage.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: LightGuard on 15 January 2013, 14:02:53
Collateral dam-*KATHUD!*

*Unfortunately, a large ACMEtm safe decided the right place to land was corner-first on top of LightGuard's cunning hat, with him under it*
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 15 January 2013, 14:37:29
WOW! Those things usually land on me! That's a refreshing cha-*KATHUD*
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: ShadowRaven on 15 January 2013, 16:25:52
~pulls out a stethoscope, and begins cracking the code on Achoo's safe. Finally opening it to find Achoo's head sticking up through a hole in the bottom of the safe. His body, presumably somewhere underneath~

That'll teach you to invoke the wrath of Murphy....maybe
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 15 January 2013, 23:01:50
Oh, there's my cookie stash... reaches in and removes some Girl Scout Thinmints.

Thanks for finding them Achoo...

TT
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 15 January 2013, 23:11:14
Yor welcomb  #P
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 16 January 2013, 21:29:44
Collateral dam-*KATHUD!*

*Unfortunately, a large ACMEtm safe decided the right place to land was corner-first on top of LightGuard's cunning hat, with him under it*

We lose so many new guys that way  :(
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 16 January 2013, 21:38:15
You quickly learn to be immune to most forms of death and destruction around here..
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 16 January 2013, 21:42:27
you would think
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 16 January 2013, 21:55:42
I try not to. I get in trouble every time I think.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: LightGuard on 16 January 2013, 23:41:59
*A pile of dirt explodes out from under MoparMessiah, leaving a three-foot wide hole where he stood and flinging him into the safe that landed on LightGuard's head. From the hole, a voice rang out rather loudly*

I'm not dead yet!
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: ShadowRaven on 16 January 2013, 23:56:45
Don't worry, you will be soon, but you get over it.  Take me for example, I have gotten darn good at reconstituting myself from darkness, shadow, used bubblegum wrappers, and the sticky stuff on movie theater floors (it's the only stuff i've found that holds darkness and shadow together, and is available in near unlimited quantities)
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 17 January 2013, 00:18:29
and I make sure I have spare bodies on hot standby.

Would anybody like to demonstrate the BoP replacement process?
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Vash The Stampede on 17 January 2013, 00:19:43
Well this sure is a dark dank thread! If only I had a guitar with me in he cockpit of my Timberwolf, with Marshall amps for the command couch. Blast the silence AWAY!!!
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 17 January 2013, 00:38:22
Would anybody like to demonstrate the BoP replacement process?

* Truetanker climbs into his personal ride and Double Taps on BoP, holding down the fireing button that leads to twin Ultra/20-HAG-40 combo. That's two 20's and two HAGs, turreted. Also Missile SPAM has accured as well. That's 4 ATM-12's and twin A4 Inferno rounds... *

200 ton custom tank...  8) O:-)

TT
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 17 January 2013, 01:06:44
*BoPs AMS swats most of the missiles out of the sky while his shields block the first cannon shot, but he inevitably explodes in a shower of fire and metal confetti peppers with some guts*
*A new BoP bursts through the wall in a tunneling machine*
OH YEAH
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 17 January 2013, 09:29:40
*A pile of dirt explodes out from under MoparMessiah, leaving a three-foot wide hole where he stood and flinging him into the safe that landed on LightGuard's head. From the hole, a voice rang out rather loudly*

I'm not dead yet!

Reminds me of Monty Python's "I;m not dead yet"   ;D
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Vash The Stampede on 17 January 2013, 10:22:36
And how not to be seen
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 17 January 2013, 22:12:02
and now for something completely different
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 17 January 2013, 22:16:48
Playing WoW using 3D glasses?

TT
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 17 January 2013, 22:31:11
never played it  O0
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 17 January 2013, 22:37:16
You're not missing anything.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 17 January 2013, 22:54:26
I didn't think so
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 17 January 2013, 23:27:54
(muffled voice from the safe dropped on Achoo) Never played it myself either.(/muffled voice from the safe dropped on Achoo)
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Vash The Stampede on 18 January 2013, 10:43:53
I care not this game, this MMO...IMO
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: ShadowRaven on 18 January 2013, 13:45:12
MMO=costly waste of my time
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 18 January 2013, 22:09:14
Between my job, home, pets, wife, CBT campaign and restoring two cars when do I have time for games
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 19 January 2013, 10:16:27
(muffled voice from the safe dropped on Achoo) Sounds like a self-inflicted wound to me. (/muffled voice from the safe dropped on Achoo)
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 19 January 2013, 12:26:27
*removes safe from atop of Achoo*


Can I get a really big spatula? 
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 20 January 2013, 00:13:58
Could you please put that safe back? It was the only place that I felt safe around here.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Vash The Stampede on 20 January 2013, 11:33:26
Not anymore!  >:D
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 20 January 2013, 23:12:27
Maybe I will just stay here buried underground.......lurking like an ant lion to attack somebody stupid enougn to fall into this hole.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 20 January 2013, 23:50:25
*tosses grenade at Achoo's hole*
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Vash The Stampede on 21 January 2013, 01:54:15
Hmmm, sounds like a problem only Gordon Freeman can solve
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 21 January 2013, 09:39:57
*tosses grenade at Achoo's hole*

That just sounds WRONG
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 21 January 2013, 10:40:17
*tosses the grenade back*
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 21 January 2013, 14:57:43
Wombat decides to make a rare entrance.

* Walks over to the "hole" with an Acme Newspaper aka Coloring Book and procides to unhinged his undertrousers to procure some much needed attention to the "hole". Wiping his hindquaters with a piece of paper, he tosses it into the "hole". *

Finished, Wombat smiles a toothy grin, and walks out.

Wow! Was that Mr. Wombat hmself, I should have asked for his autograph... maybe next time...

TT  O:-)
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 21 January 2013, 21:10:15
These thread has taken a disturbing turn  :-\
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Vash The Stampede on 21 January 2013, 22:18:07
*Catches grenade, throws it back following another airborne safe*
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 22 January 2013, 00:32:38
*The grenade explodes in a paisley explosion, filling the entire undergroud lair with hot buttered popcorn. Unfortunately this pretty much immobilizes everyone, including the poor unfortunate Achoo, who teleports out in a swirl of pinkness and hot buttered popcorn to get cleaned up.*
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Gustav Kuriga on 22 January 2013, 03:31:17
*meanwhile, on Namek* ....
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 22 January 2013, 09:32:27
I just had these robes dry cleaned  :(
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Vash The Stampede on 22 January 2013, 10:22:02
Welp, time to go back to base and get another duster coat, and a new prosthetic machine-gun arm. Perhaps clan Sea Fox can give me a deal on a elemental medium laser.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 22 January 2013, 14:35:39
Hey Thanks for the free oil job, my joints are now well lubicated.

What's this funny white puffy kernel-like stuff?

TT
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 22 January 2013, 21:00:11
Hey Thanks for the free oil job, my joints are now well lubicated.

What's this funny white puffy kernel-like stuff?

TT

Oh I'm sure your well lubricated  ::)
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: ShadowRaven on 22 January 2013, 21:07:35
~calmly munches popcorn~ well that was a new one.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Vash The Stampede on 22 January 2013, 22:46:27
Popcorn is a little burnt, perhaps I'm near the blast site. I'll go harvest a little farther out. Everyone keep an eye out for Wombat in your popcorn harvest. And where's Achoo?
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 23 January 2013, 00:07:26
I was getting cleaned up after the TFOS Hyperspatial Popcorn Grenade went off. Fortunately we were underground in an enclosed room. If one of those things goes off outside it creates a pile of popcorn two miles high and five miles in diameter!
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 23 January 2013, 09:42:33
I really don't like popcorn
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: LightGuard on 23 January 2013, 16:19:21
*Pops out of a popcorn pile, munching on a handful*

'Snot bad, though I like the Jalapeno Cheddar flavor myself.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 23 January 2013, 21:37:25
You guys might be getting too much roughage
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 23 January 2013, 22:30:33
Not me. Don't eat the stuff myself.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 23 January 2013, 22:35:42
Roughage?
Never touch the stuff myself.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Vash The Stampede on 23 January 2013, 23:20:03
Define roughage
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 24 January 2013, 09:15:32
roughage
n
1. (Life Sciences & Allied Applications / Physiology) (Cookery) the coarse indigestible constituents of food or fodder, which provide bulk to the diet and promote normal bowel function See also dietary fibre
2. any rough or coarse material
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 24 January 2013, 09:25:44
#1 - you guys are like the roughage to my mind  ;D
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 24 January 2013, 17:11:53
That's can't be right.

The stuff said in the hall will not clean out your mind.  It actually contributes to the blockage.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 24 January 2013, 23:15:56
 8)
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Vash The Stampede on 25 January 2013, 10:03:56
Thiz eez troo! I can't help but think of mechs all day
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: LightGuard on 25 January 2013, 17:26:29
*Nods while leaning on Vash's shoulder* Yeah, the wife sometimes says I think about them too much...just because I moaned about UrbanMechs!
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Vash The Stampede on 25 January 2013, 23:59:25
I think about getting one or two of those some day
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 26 January 2013, 00:03:34
Advance payment of rent or minis... refund check in the mail....

Guys help me decide which is better in the long run?

TT
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: ShadowRaven on 26 January 2013, 00:10:35
rent. Minis are a luxury, you save up for them. House, is not so much a luxury, rain sucks, snow sucks worse without a roof and walls
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 26 January 2013, 00:21:28
Been there, done that in winter.

Yeah me, I has a job, still sucks most of the time...

Is it GenCon yet?

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Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 26 January 2013, 00:41:57
Damn.  I'm still waiting for all my tax forms.
I don't understand why corporations always insist on waiting till the last possible second.  All the work is done by computer anyways, why not print and ship January 1st?
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 26 January 2013, 14:21:33
rent. Minis are a luxury, you save up for them. House, is not so much a luxury, rain sucks, snow sucks worse without a roof and walls

So having 2140 mech minis would be a luxury?

I'm getting about 50 more on Sunday  ;D
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: pensiveswetness on 26 January 2013, 14:32:27
A halfling walks into the hall, looking around in great wonder. She then take a deep breath (to the amount that actually causes a drop in barometric air pressure by a small percentage) and asks (loudly)
"CAN I RENT THIS PLACE NEXT WEEK?

The Pink Clan needs to hold a meeting next week and i need space to hold 500 Right-sized in one space, for an hour or 12..." she then turns around, departs smartly as the air pressure returns to normal (but doesn't stop the first cracks in the walls from forming).
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Gustav Kuriga on 26 January 2013, 14:34:31
That depends. Will you all eat the popcorn?
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: ShadowRaven on 26 January 2013, 15:40:39
hmm, kinda cute for a small. I wonder if the pink hair was natural, Canopian maybe?
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 26 January 2013, 18:06:15
Was that a drive by posting?   ???
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: pensiveswetness on 26 January 2013, 18:34:30
MEANWHILE IN MERRYBERRY...

#1: Did you make the request, #2?

#2: Yesh, #1.

#1: Good. Very Good. Soon the rebelion will begin. Soon our star will rise. Soon those fowl halflings will poor into the 'mechverse. Soon it will implode. Are you eating your socks, #2?
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: ShadowRaven on 26 January 2013, 19:04:27
I just got the strangest snesation of cutting to a different location briefly. Anyone else feel anything?
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 26 January 2013, 20:31:05
I'm dyslexic so someone's name right now is causing me major problems
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 27 January 2013, 10:45:15
I don't rent this place. It is, however, frequently invaded. And currently filled with popcorn.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 27 January 2013, 11:43:23
You you permit me to deploy an auto-sentry by one of the doors in case of halfling invasion?
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: ShadowRaven on 27 January 2013, 15:57:13
I think I still have an R/C Hetzer around
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 27 January 2013, 17:01:24
ANybody know what happened to the RC McKenna?
I liked that one more.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 27 January 2013, 17:07:41
I understand that the mercenary unit known a Captain Zippy's Urbanmech Calvary might be looking for a garrison type job. Contact : StCptMara for details.

TT
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 27 January 2013, 17:13:32
How do you airdrop urbies underground?
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 27 January 2013, 17:18:31
The Polka Dot Lance's A4 makes a very nice hole....

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Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: pensiveswetness on 27 January 2013, 18:41:17
And yet again, Even more Elsewhere in the realms...
Soooo... The halflings are looking for lodging. the place they checked as full of what? exactly what? Ok, Ok... we can handle that. but doesnt that place remind of you of The Pub (you know, that place that has a Urbanmech brigade or some nonsence? You don't? Shame. I still remember the dancing Urbies, spot welded to the ceiling...

HEY! JOE! Drop that wrench! I gots an idea...  ^-^
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: pensiveswetness on 27 January 2013, 18:46:29
I don't rent this place. It is, however, frequently invaded. And currently filled with popcorn.
are you sure? i could have sworn that halfling walked into the hall, unimpeaded (but to your credit, we never asked is she ate her way into the space. that's a logical assumtion on where the popcorn may have went to, during the massive air pressure drop... oh dear. Was there a bathroom nearby. i would imagine you should go clean it. NOW  [blank])
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: ShadowRaven on 27 January 2013, 19:13:37
~tosses a home made incindiary device into tha bathroom~ clean now
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 27 January 2013, 19:29:26
Did you use white phosphorus and napalm, or do we have to hire a new janitor?
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 27 January 2013, 19:30:08
I'll just be leaving now...

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Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 27 January 2013, 22:28:46
Me too
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 27 January 2013, 22:47:12
Good idea.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: ShadowRaven on 27 January 2013, 23:21:05
Thermite actually. If you're going to play with fire, might as well use something that will melt through the floor
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 27 January 2013, 23:45:52
I will accept that answer and requisition new plumbing.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: pensiveswetness on 27 January 2013, 23:58:21
will you include more toilets? Sure halflings physically CAN double up on a typical Porcelain throne' (think of the that one 'Tenatious D' video with the 'duo working butts') but do we really want to?
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 28 January 2013, 00:36:07
You want to throw a convention here and you expect US to provide the extra accommodations?
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 28 January 2013, 09:37:39
Why are we discussing the bathroom habits of Halflings?
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Clangador on 28 January 2013, 10:14:31
Why are we discussing the bathroom habits of Halflings?

Well, you've seen The Hobbit right?  ???
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Vash The Stampede on 28 January 2013, 12:13:05
Yeah! And where's the beer?
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: ShadowRaven on 28 January 2013, 17:36:37
Forget the new toilets, help me install the Death Star style trash compactor walls.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 28 January 2013, 18:19:46
Too slow, don't you have any faster acting deathtraps?
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: pensiveswetness on 28 January 2013, 18:26:48
do you have a specific PSI rating in the hydraulics? there are ways to make it operate faster. Perhaps emplying a reverseable direction tread mill floor that keeps the trash from fleeing towards 'the exit', thus hastening their doom... wait. whut?
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: ShadowRaven on 28 January 2013, 19:22:03
Faster death traps? Well there is always the poison gas option, or the classic 'kill it with fire' route. I considered pit traps, but they have a tendency to fail. The pool of sharks below the main floor idea is terribly inefficient if you are dealing with multiple victims.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 28 January 2013, 20:02:38
Sloped floorboards that raise up covering the exits, which leads us to the " open " floor plan of which has mulitple buzzsaws and meatgrinders running at 1000 RPMs a second followed by a lasergrid that has one-tenth of a millimeter holes in it covering the space Should we have a medium-slow " drop " ceiling to help out?

TT
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 28 January 2013, 20:37:25
Oh I know.
make the walls of the compactors out of claymore mines.
Undifferentiated organic paste, can't escape from the second stage of the death trap.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: ShadowRaven on 28 January 2013, 20:47:28
Perhaps, but we will need an improved disposal system. Can you imagine the stink if the drains get clogged after that
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 28 January 2013, 21:05:58
Just install the drain system to the Smoke Jaquar Chatterweb thread, nobody ever uses it anymore...  O:-)

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Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 28 January 2013, 21:15:07
Well, you've seen The Hobbit right?  ???

No  :(
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 28 January 2013, 21:16:35
Cartoon or live action?

TT
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 28 January 2013, 21:22:26
Cartoon or live action?

TT

Oh I've seen the old cartoon
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 28 January 2013, 21:23:21
Perhaps, but we will need an improved disposal system. Can you imagine the stink if the drains get clogged after that
That's why we build the crusher and incinerator as the same room.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 28 January 2013, 21:24:39
Chestnuts roasting on an open fire
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 28 January 2013, 21:39:40
False trapdoor floor 20' drop unto 10' Gelatinous Cube.

Classic D&D Garbage Disposal. Hose off the remnants that fall into a small trapdoor and rinse again.

TT
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 28 January 2013, 23:46:10
*sigh* Technically my throne room and underground lair is a bathroom. I don't have any idea how so many people seem able to get into my SECRET lair! 
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: pensiveswetness on 28 January 2013, 23:53:45
OH GOOD! that means asking you to provide the Toilet Paper wont too too much to ask then, sir?
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 28 January 2013, 23:54:57
Why is it the wee ones have all the fun? Halfing Toss!!!!

Loads up on cannonfodder...

TT
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 29 January 2013, 00:01:42
*sigh* Technically my throne room and underground lair is a bathroom. I don't have any idea how so many people seem able to get into my SECRET lair! 
Maybe you should take down all the posted signs leading here.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: ShadowRaven on 29 January 2013, 01:45:14
or get a key lock on the elevator?
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 29 January 2013, 01:51:40
You know that won't work.
Any of us here could bypass that kind of lock, and many of us often enter and leave from alternate directions.

*Leans against tunneling machine*
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 29 January 2013, 09:27:30
You know that won't work.
Any of us here could bypass that kind of lock, and many of us often enter and leave from alternate directions.

*Leans against tunneling machine*

That was boring  ::)
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 29 January 2013, 12:25:47
Posted signs.............................. :o

CURSE YOU SAMURAI WOMBAT!
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: pensiveswetness on 29 January 2013, 14:08:18
is that a TV show on ISF-approved Kuritan airwaves? Im so turning on the DVR for that! (is it carried on COX?)
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Notsonoble on 29 January 2013, 16:29:37
Food fight in the headcapping thread.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Vash The Stampede on 30 January 2013, 01:06:53
Oh, I'll make sure my victory in that thread is tastefully recognized.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 30 January 2013, 09:42:33
toodles!  Off to the salt mines
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 30 January 2013, 15:54:43
Oh, I'll make sure my victory in that thread is tastefully recognized.

There is no such thing as victory in that thread. Everybody dies, nobody wins. Sort of like Capellan politics.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: ShadowRaven on 30 January 2013, 16:29:58
if everyone dies in Cappie politics, does that not then make the fedrats the winners?
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Vash The Stampede on 30 January 2013, 17:31:10
U no like Fedrat? Me no mind, but am curious. Me Lyran/Clanner, but no care use tons of assault mech, prefer more medium class like Stealth, with exception Timberwolf (Gorky thread getting to me)
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: ShadowRaven on 30 January 2013, 17:39:56
~Smacks vash in the head with an empty (plastic) coke bottle~ stop talking like that, you sound like you where raised by apes
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Vash The Stampede on 30 January 2013, 17:47:55
Still didn't answer my question, and give me an ice pack will ya
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: ShadowRaven on 30 January 2013, 18:45:41
I don't dislike any faction, be they Cappie, Fedrat, Elsie, Fawlty Worlds League or anyone else.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 30 January 2013, 20:46:00
Me Taurian! Me no likey any Inner Sphere numbskulls, 'specially Federat liar liar trousers on fire!  >:D
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Vash The Stampede on 30 January 2013, 20:53:22
Me Warden Wolf Clanner/Lyran. Falcons can shove it!
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 30 January 2013, 22:04:11
I'm the GM so I have every faction
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: ShadowRaven on 30 January 2013, 22:29:38
eh, I lied. Thee is one faction I hate. The WoB can suck it
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 30 January 2013, 23:07:45
Go Word of Blake! *Word!* I choose you! Use ascension with nuclear orbital fire! *Word! Word!*

Word of Blake uses ascension and nuclear orbital fire.

Now use Herb Manuvers with C3i! *Word!*

Word of Blake uses Herb Manuvers and C3i.

And now, I end my turn in defense mode.

TT O:-)
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 30 January 2013, 23:19:52
Umm, has anyone seen my Bearhunter?
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: ShadowRaven on 31 January 2013, 00:41:22
I counter with Snow Raven ~caw~

Snow Raven uses rain of orbital fire It's super effective
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: pensiveswetness on 31 January 2013, 02:01:16
*MEANWHILE IN BIKINI BOTTOM*

Did someone say Chocolate?
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 31 January 2013, 09:02:04
Speaking of a place that needs to be nuked from orbit...Bikini Bottom is really high on that list.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: ShadowRaven on 31 January 2013, 13:45:21
Actually, Bikini Bottom, and it's above water Atoll  has been nuked. Hence the reason for it's mutated wildlife
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: pensiveswetness on 31 January 2013, 17:04:43
SOOOOOOOOOOO what your saying is.... while the World controlling media, created the chain of Godzilla (and Gamera) movies in the 50's & 60's to cover what actually was growing on bikini Bottom, by the time the 1990's and 2000's roll around, the things that grew on the irradiated atoll went on to star in a popular children's TV (and Movie) series?

For real, Sponge Bob can fire nuclear fire from his butt?  ??? Times like this i wish my Bro was still alive. I think only he could possibly identify which Sponge Bob characters are which Kaiju from the Godzilla chains...

of course, this also means that Sponge Bob has been moonlighting, when you think about all the Godzilla (and Gamera!!!) films made in the past 2 decades.......  [blank]
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: ShadowRaven on 31 January 2013, 19:24:25
no, that's not what I am saying at all as a matter of fact
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 31 January 2013, 19:26:31
Word of Blake takes damage and is hurt, badly.

Use Herb's Kitten Summons and Herb's Cat Litterbox manuver on Snow Raven. *Word!*

Word of Blake uses Herb's Kitten Summons and Herb's Cat Litterbox manuver.

Snow Raven is dealt a Reaving by Herb's Kittens and takes damage.

TT O:-)
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 31 January 2013, 21:56:25
*MEANWHILE IN BIKINI BOTTOM*

Did someone say Chocolate?

So you have chocolate in your bikini bottoms?
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 31 January 2013, 21:59:49
TP!

Calling TP on this.

TT
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 01 February 2013, 00:20:39
A bikini bottom full of chocolate? Now that is a horse of a different color!   ^-^
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 01 February 2013, 22:20:48
TP!

Calling TP on this.

TT

Total Possession?   ??? :o
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 01 February 2013, 22:40:09
TP!
Sorry, my tome of town portal is empty.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: ShadowRaven on 01 February 2013, 23:20:57
that's why you learn the spell so you don't need the tome or the stack of scrolls
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 01 February 2013, 23:49:06
Well, that aces it for Mopar. He cannot learn how to spell, let alone cast a spell.   }:)
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 02 February 2013, 03:08:15
Haven't found the Spell book yet.
I think the witch is holding out on me.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 02 February 2013, 11:44:36
Well, that aces it for Mopar. He cannot learn how to spell, let alone cast a spell.   }:)

Speling iz hilee ovre ratid
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: pensiveswetness on 02 February 2013, 12:24:19
*give Mopar a Speak & Spell* Merry Xmas/Hail Orcus!!!  8)
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 02 February 2013, 13:23:02
*give Mopar a Speak & Spell* Merry Xmas/Hail Orcus!!!  8)

Oh I'm looking for one - no really I am
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 03 February 2013, 11:22:17
:D  That I can believe! Try searching for one online! (There is a phone app, but somehow I suspect that is not what you want.)
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 04 February 2013, 22:45:15
:D  That I can believe! Try searching for one online! (There is a phone app, but somehow I suspect that is not what you want.)

No I want to rebadge it as the "Employees Name Random Excuse Generator 2000" for someone at work. 
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 04 February 2013, 22:50:41
You can find anything online these days.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: ShadowRaven on 05 February 2013, 00:54:23
and to all of them there is a rule 34
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 05 February 2013, 09:42:59
and to all of them there is a rule 34

Yes there is
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Notsonoble on 06 February 2013, 09:22:14
Yeah, the gaming group here even found rule 34 rust monster
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 06 February 2013, 09:25:05
Yeah, the gaming group here even found rule 34 rust monster

Michigan?
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Notsonoble on 06 February 2013, 09:29:06
Abilene
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: ShadowRaven on 06 February 2013, 15:35:31
rule 34 rust monster? now I have to go looking damnit.  Curiosity is a dangerous thing
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: pensiveswetness on 06 February 2013, 15:51:29
Meanwhile, Late last year....

Sooooo..... we're doing what, again boss?
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 06 February 2013, 17:46:12
Try to look stupid in front of the opposite sex?

TT
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: ShadowRaven on 06 February 2013, 17:49:52
Oh I can do that. Give me something with some challenge to it
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 06 February 2013, 18:14:07
Try to admit your stupid in front of the opposite sex without actually being stupid about it? or Removing said foot from mouth without being coy about it.

 ;D

TT
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 07 February 2013, 00:31:41
I do that all the time.  ;D
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 07 February 2013, 09:42:10
not me  ::)
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 11 February 2013, 02:40:23
Never underestimate the power of stupidity.   ::)
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 11 February 2013, 09:28:54
Never underestimate the power of stupidity.   ::)

How could you after reading this thread?
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Wombat on 12 February 2013, 10:12:51
[Wombat wakes up in the middle of the fruit salad bowl, again, and wonders briefly where his briefs went. Then he remembers he doesn't wear any and waddles out. Wombat yawns loudly and momentarily belches up a small refrigerator, swallows it again, and then notices a new-comer.]

"....oooooooh."

[Wombat tiptoes up behind Pensiveswetness an sniffs for a moment before shrugging his shoulders and handing Pensiveswetness a twinkie and waddling off. The twinkie explodes.]

**KA-BOOM!!**   
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 12 February 2013, 10:31:19
Oh good, you're back
*hacks off Wombat's left arm and then replaces it with a BoP Industries Discount Economy Unpowered Arm Substitute*
I need to borrow this for a few days.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Wombat on 12 February 2013, 11:36:45
"....was that the left arm or the right?"

(Wombat asks as he doesn't know how to tell which was which)

"Because the left arm has a tendancy to get kinda feely when exposed to garlic or chili powder."

[Wombat looks as his new prosthesis and sniffs it.]

"Huh...smells like grape jelly. And is that a flame-thrower attachment?"
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 12 February 2013, 11:45:19
We ran out of soda cans during construction, luckily we had a can of chafing dish fuel left over from last week's party to fill out the last few inches of the arm.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Wombat on 12 February 2013, 12:23:30
"Oh, and its got a can opener on the elbow!!"

[Wombat smiles a big toothy grin and proceeds to attack a Hunchback 'mech with his can-opener elbow.]
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: pensiveswetness on 12 February 2013, 15:08:42
*as the smoke lifts...* Oh cool. Thanks wombat. i was wondering how i was gonna cook this tray of tater tots...  ??? Does that mean we're a GO! for The Halflings for a Shorter America convention? Ive beeny kinda busy completely forgetting at the last minute its Valentine's Slavery Day on thursday...  :-[
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Wombat on 12 February 2013, 15:53:44
[Wombat, understanding all of about five words, nods with a big toothy grin at Pensiveswetness while fumbling in his pouch. As he nods his head, the distinct sound of a ping-pong ball being shaken inside a coffee can can be heard. A moment later, Wombat pulls out a pair of handcuffs and handcuffs himself to Pensiveswetness, straps on a pair of goggles and a chinguard, and taps his foot nervously as if waiting for something to happen.]

*ding*

[Wombat pulls a pair of oven mitts on and, opening his pouch like an oven door, pulls out a rather large pot labeled "Chili Inferno". Wombat smiles a big toothy grin as he proceeds to drink it, and then eats the pot at as well. Wombat proceeds to belge a few flames.]

*Uuuuuuurp!*

[Wombat starts to vibrate, slow at first, but with gaining intensity...]


Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: pensiveswetness on 12 February 2013, 17:58:49
Please, in polite company i perfer PW... maybe edwin? *casts Teleport* Poof! Ah damn. Wrong spell
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 12 February 2013, 22:02:22
Please, in polite company i perfer PW... maybe edwin? *casts Teleport* Poof! Ah damn. Wrong spell

Magic will not help you here
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 12 February 2013, 23:51:12
That's why the trick is to get far from here.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 13 February 2013, 02:48:56
*ducks for cover, tosses Wombat into it, shuts the cover, and runs for dear life*
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Wombat on 13 February 2013, 07:43:54
[Wombat smiles a big toothy grin as, instead of exploding, a noxious green cloud begins emanating from his posterior. The carpet begins to melt. The lamps scream in pain and run away. Captain Lou Albano rises from the dead, puts himself in a figure-four, chokes himself out, and dies again. Two rabbits jump out of Wombat's pouch, wearing gasmasks and run off. Three dropships fall from the sky and Cream of Wheat no longer has the recommended serving of iron.]

(http://cloudtimes.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/Green_Cloud.gif)
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: pensiveswetness on 13 February 2013, 08:32:03
but can you bottle it for future use?
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 13 February 2013, 09:32:20
*MM breaks out a Titanium Vacuum Cleaner and sucks up the gas and bottles it*

Oder de Clang - I'll be rich. 
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 13 February 2013, 10:19:06
Using it for blackmail are you?  ::)
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: pensiveswetness on 13 February 2013, 11:25:36
Using it for blackmail are you?  ::)

profit, i think... but this sort loops up the logic, rather like profitting from underwear...
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Wombat on 13 February 2013, 11:39:19
"Too late. I already sold them."

[Achoo, MoparMessiah, ShadowRaven, and Pensiveswetness all notice that Wombat has (most likely under cover of stinking green cloud) stolen their underwear and sold them on the black market. Curiously enough, Wombat seems to have boughten them from himself, and had them shipped to himself in vacuum-sealed baggies.]

"...to preserve the freshness!"  >:D
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: ShadowRaven on 13 February 2013, 12:33:48
After last night's sauna work out, I hope you double bagged mine, or the 'freshness' might begin melting it's way out
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Wombat on 13 February 2013, 15:32:24
[Wombat's marsupial suit gags a few times, unzips itself, and runs off....leaving Wombat naked (and still handcuffed to Pensiveswetness).]
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 13 February 2013, 20:01:30
HAHA!

Points to runaway suit! My Lung Implants allow me to survive that gas cloud. And now I think I'll give wombat a Raisin Oatmeal Walnut Chocolate Chip Chunk Macadamia Nut Cookie. With Sprinkles! For free.

TT
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: pensiveswetness on 13 February 2013, 20:17:43
How can i still be in handcuffs. I ended up casting reduce, not teleport... good thing gas rises normally
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 13 February 2013, 20:32:34
Magic dose not work well against Toonnomics.

TT
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 14 February 2013, 00:11:20
(This is a CBT site, not a Magic site. We don't support that addiction around here.)

(As for what Achoo is doing right now.......)   #P
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Gustav Kuriga on 14 February 2013, 02:56:05
*looks around, nibbles on his fennec tail, flattens his fennec ears, then gets distracted by a shiny object*
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Wombat on 14 February 2013, 07:04:20
[Wombat's empty marsupial suit waddles up to Gustav and zips itself around him.]
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Gustav Kuriga on 14 February 2013, 13:22:52
*yelps and bites and nibbles and sleeps and murfs before falling down a flight of stairs, up two escalators, down the Niagara falls, onto a spoon that flicked an olive up in the air. This olive knocked over a domino that pushed a pencil forward which popped a balloon, scaring the cat into clawing off a guy's face. The guy who had his face clawed off sued Rube Goldberg for damages and put out of business his overly complex machine company.*
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 14 February 2013, 13:33:34
This is why you don't spook the furries.

*BoP throws a slightly mangled wombat arm at Wombat*
Oh by the way, the lab is done with this.
*BoP pushes a button and Wombat's BoP Industries Discount Economy Unpowered Arm Substitute explodes*
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Wombat on 14 February 2013, 15:01:48
"...but I just discovered it had the butt-scratch 3000 attachment on it!"

[Wombat looks down at his bleeding stump.]

"Oh smeg."

[Wombat's widdle eyes turn about three times over, like a messed-up slots machine, before coming to rest. Lemon...lemon...cherry...crosses. Both his eyes turn into little X's and he keels over on the floor. Almost immediately the tell-tale sign of an ACME™ ambulance burst through the wall, running Achoo over (twice) and stops on top of Wombat. Three inept ACME™ weasel paramedics leap out of the vehicle.]

ACME™ weasel paramedic #4: "...hey, we got the call, but where's Wombat?"
ACME™ weasel paramedic #72: "Perhaps it was a drill?"
ACME™ weasel paramedic #1399: "Did someone say drill?"

[One of the ACME™ weasel paramedic pulls a DeWalt fusion-powered hammerdrill out of the back of the ambulance and begins drilling into the supports of the building with it.]

ACME™ weasel paramedic #4: "Okay, so we have exactly 11 seconds before the building comes down. That leaves us five seconds to find Wombat, throw him in the meatwagon, and another six seconds to raid the refrigerator of this establishment and leave before the roof comes down."
ACME™ weasel paramedic #1399:: "...what if we want to make queso?"
ACME™ weasel paramedic #72: "Its not really a party without queso."
ACME™ weasel paramedic #4: "You make a good point. We have to keep our priorities. Okay. Forget Wombat. Lets concentrate on raiding the refrigerator and making queso. Did you bring the chips, #1399?"
ACME™ weasel paramedic #1399: (sheepishly) "...no. I think I accidently sewed them inside the patient during emergency surgery on our last call."
ACME™ weasel paramedic #4: "Probably for the best. Those were ACME™ chips and have a tendancy to explode."
ACME™ weasel paramedic #72: "Well that explains my upset stomach and backache from my mid-morning nap earlier."
ACME™ weasel paramedic #1399: "True, but we also took out your kidneys when you were sleeping."
ACME™ weasel paramedic #72: "Hey, we all need all the practice with surgery we can get."
ACME™ weasel paramedic #4: "Right then. No chips, no queso. The new plan is now the old plan, which was the original plan. Find Wombat, raid the refrigerator, and leave before the ceiling falls in. "

[The three inept ACME™ weasel paramedics high-four each other, and proceed to scoop Wombat up with a shovel (after running him over at least twice more) and then proceed to smash through another wall, after running over BirdofPrey on their way out the door.]

*beep*
*beep*
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 14 February 2013, 20:22:11
*BoP makes a satisfying crunch as the paramedics run him over.*
*5 minutes later, another BoP arrives wearing a very nice coat; he feeds the old BoP into the Mister Fusion*
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 14 February 2013, 22:43:44
 #P
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: pensiveswetness on 15 February 2013, 00:10:14
*watching all this happen on the TV*

Hey, Milliebutt! Come over here! This is the part of the show that gets good! [watch] Pass the popcorn, will ya?
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 15 February 2013, 00:20:30
*A BoP Industries Matter Transference Device materializes next to pensivesweetness and teleports everybody in a 20 foot radius to the Lair*
There's no escape for you now
There is howver escape for me
*BoP teleports out before the ceiling caves in*
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: ShadowRaven on 15 February 2013, 01:15:26
aww man, another cave in? shal we retreat down to the next sub-floor lair?
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 15 February 2013, 01:37:47
Tell Wombat to use a different ambulance service.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: pensiveswetness on 15 February 2013, 02:07:42
didnt we already establish that teleport doesnt work into or outto the lair?
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 15 February 2013, 02:19:36
Know, we said magic doesn't work vs toon logic.
That's why I borrowed some stuff from the Jetsons.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Wombat on 15 February 2013, 07:23:13
[Wombat waddles back in a few hours later with a certificate announcing he has been given a clean bill of health and that the bill for the clean bill of health was paid for with Achoo's credit card.]
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 15 February 2013, 16:53:56
Why is it wet wombat?  Don't you know bills are dry clean only?
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 15 February 2013, 22:35:02
I don't wear underwear  ^-^
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Wombat on 16 February 2013, 08:30:36
[Wombat dresses MoparMessiah up in Wombat's underwear.]
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Gustav Kuriga on 16 February 2013, 11:12:19
ewwww....
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 16 February 2013, 13:07:14
At this time the subfloor beneath the collapsed ceiling gives way and collapses into the subsubfloor, which itself happily collapses into the subsubsubfloor. At this point the building above the lair, now lacking a bit of sctructural support, collapses into the hole.

Above Achoo uses a bulldozer to fill in the hole, fills it with fresh wet concrete to finish filling the hole in and drives off to his new not so unpleasantly moist underground lair. He sits on his throne, begins reading the paper and waits for the others to dig their way out and show up here.

It probably won't take long.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Wombat on 16 February 2013, 14:07:37
"Man...this escape hole is really dark, and wet. And who put Achoo's butt on top of this escape hatch, blocking our path?"

*poke*
*poke*
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 16 February 2013, 14:39:47
[Wombat dresses MoparMessiah up in Wombat's underwear.]

But you don't wear underwear either  :o
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 16 February 2013, 17:38:15
*BoP teleports into the new lair*
Lucky for me, I was gone before the ceiling came down.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: pensiveswetness on 16 February 2013, 19:14:54
Meanwhile in Cleveland...

Damn. it's snowing again. Hey Bob345,600,607.98? Why is the feed down at sector J654GHT-0987-jj-607? That's that lair that recon found a week ago, right? *nods* Yeah, that one. We lost feeds from camera's 1 thru 4. *pauses* Looks like 5 is upline... *whistles* damn. is that me, or does that look like concrete?
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 16 February 2013, 20:46:26
Truetanker, using his built-in Boosted and Shielded C3i, calls in an Orbital Bombardment on his direct postion.

* 2.5 mil ton 1/2 LF-battery, wall to wall HNPPC, SCL/3, clantech Large Pulse Lasers and L-AMS. Equipped with 1296 Drones, Mk. 39-004 and Mk. 39-007, and a single Smallcraft bay. Also equipped with a few dropcollars, 6 in total, and a spine mounted Mass Driver. My drones use clantech as well. *

" Bathe in my light! "

TT
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Notsonoble on 16 February 2013, 20:50:29
Notsonoble paints a door on the side of the concrete next to him, opens the door, steps through into BoPs lab.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 16 February 2013, 21:19:14
Toon Doors?  Oh that tech is mighty dangerous
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 16 February 2013, 22:08:15
Good luck navigating the MC Escher architecture and comprehending the four dimensional, non euclidean geometries of my lab; please be advised, we are doing high energy experiments at present, and certain sections of the facility may be bathed in hard radiation at any moment.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 17 February 2013, 00:12:06
*  BoP's lab is bathed in enlighinment from TT's escaped Orbital Bombardment *

TT
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 17 February 2013, 00:30:32
*BoP's lab is in space*
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Gustav Kuriga on 17 February 2013, 00:42:13
Luckily I was involved in a Rube Goldberg scandal, and only emerged with my shame intact.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 17 February 2013, 01:01:32
[After being poked in the butt Achoo flushes the toilet five times. Just too be sure.]
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Notsonoble on 17 February 2013, 09:42:20
Toon Doors?  Oh that tech is mighty dangerous
Perfect reason to use them randomly. Kinda like big red buttons.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 17 February 2013, 12:31:52
Notsonoble paints a door on the side of the concrete next to him, opens the door, steps through into BoPs lab.
*  BoP's lab is bathed in enlighinment from TT's escaped Orbital Bombardment *

TT
*BoP's lab is in space*

From space-based firing point to painted door on the ground to BoP's space-based lab.

 :))

TT
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 17 February 2013, 12:35:35
And you did say
please be advised, we are doing high energy experiments at present, and certain sections of the facility may be bathed in hard radiation at any moment.
courtesies from my Orbital Bombardment fire solution.

TT
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 17 February 2013, 15:16:59
*BoP's lab smalls into the sun*

ooopppssss
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 17 February 2013, 16:12:30
* gives MM a spellcheck button *

T
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 17 February 2013, 20:29:15
*brakes the button*

 ::)
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: pensiveswetness on 18 February 2013, 00:23:27
*brakes the button*

 ::)

to be specific, MM must have installed a higher tensioned spring. this spring, with its higher tension, would require moar physical strenght in the finger in order to be able to push it down at the same rate of decent as a non-high tensioned button would. So in ensense, Braking the Button would be proper. Now if someone could explain why i kept typing 'Bottom' each time i was intenting to type 'Button' before i check for errors?
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 18 February 2013, 09:47:15
Because you are obsessed with Mopar's butt?
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 18 February 2013, 12:06:00
Because you are obsessed with Mopar's butt?

Many women are, I do have a nice tushy  8)
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 18 February 2013, 18:42:17
Eh, your just a muscle car freak gearhead who likes stompy robot games.

TT :)
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 18 February 2013, 19:08:53
Eh, your just a muscle car freak gearhead who likes stompy robot games.

TT :)
*gets out red pen*
It's spelled "you're"
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 18 February 2013, 20:07:29
That's lipstick, not ink BoP. I believe Wombat over there applied a second coating on his lips again for another round of Achoo leg date.

TT
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 18 February 2013, 20:31:31
Huh so it is
*Writes redrum on the bathroom mirror*
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: ShadowRaven on 18 February 2013, 21:16:41
~drinks black rum and watches BoP make a mess on the mirror~
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Notsonoble on 18 February 2013, 23:30:42
~drinks black rum and watches BoP make a mess on the mirror~
That's why all the rum's gone!
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 19 February 2013, 00:10:07
OK, That's it! Get a date with another leg!

*Achoo disappears in a swirl of pinkness.*
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 19 February 2013, 21:17:42
Eh, your just a muscle car freak gearhead who likes stompy robot games.

TT :)

Yes and with a nice tushy
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: ShadowRaven on 20 February 2013, 01:03:54
well the old black rum's got a hold on me like a...wombat on Achoo's leg
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 21 February 2013, 09:40:35
well the old black rum's got a hold on me like a...wombat on Achoo's leg

That's bad  :(
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: ShadowRaven on 21 February 2013, 14:49:15
worst i could come up with on short notice
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Gustav Kuriga on 21 February 2013, 15:22:31
*is currently stuck falling down the up escalator for the rest of time.*
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 21 February 2013, 15:53:23
Clearly I have no recourse but to declare snenanigans
*Gets out police loudspeaker*
shenanigans!
SHENANIGANS!!!!
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 21 February 2013, 18:29:46
She Nani Guns?

 :o

Where?!?

TT
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 21 February 2013, 22:00:06
Darn.  I left my Shalleighley in my other robes
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: ShadowRaven on 21 February 2013, 23:22:25
just use a generic stick then. Just as effective, and easier for those who can not effect a proper Irish accent to pronounce
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 22 February 2013, 21:52:46
Well I've got this ugly stick.



But I see that most of you have been hit with it too many times already  ::)
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 22 February 2013, 22:53:03
*Steals mopar's stick and beats him a few times with it.*
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: pensiveswetness on 22 February 2013, 23:48:48
hit it or 'Tap it'? ...cause the latter has dual meanings at the very least...
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 22 February 2013, 23:54:38
*Smacks pensive with the stick as well*
It's called a typo.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 23 February 2013, 00:44:11
Cool. Shenanigans has been officially declared!
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 23 February 2013, 12:16:33
Did we just learn something about BoP?   ::)
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: ShadowRaven on 23 February 2013, 14:12:41
yes. he doesn't know the difference between a typo and an ugly stick
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 23 February 2013, 15:10:36
Or maybe I just named my new stick 'typo'
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 23 February 2013, 19:02:22
How typocal!  ^-^
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 23 February 2013, 19:44:20
*BoP fills the ugly stick with explosives, hides behind a beam then detonates the stick so everyone gets hit by ugly shrapnel*
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: pensiveswetness on 24 February 2013, 01:39:54
*smiles as all those neeto bits of hot shrapnel bounce of his Pinpoint Barrier system, plager-borrowed from unnamed crying Robotech fan* Derp... glad they kept improving the system over the decades. the updates installed on VF-171's, VF-25 AND VF-27's are amazing.... they probably have a PPB system for Captain Klan Klan's brassiere!
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Gustav Kuriga on 24 February 2013, 08:21:11
*Gustav's cuteness factor of being a fennec fox converts the ugly shrapnel into cute shrapnel. Unfortunately, being a fennec fox, he also causes them to now scream like howling banshees when excited.*
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 24 February 2013, 09:24:27
wetness........we don't discuss Robotech here for legal reasons.  O0
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 24 February 2013, 16:21:56
OCC: If you want a perma-ban, that is a must. If not, then a big honkin' No-no!

ICC: Looks like rain * as the peices fall over his cyborgean body *

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Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Wombat on 25 February 2013, 11:08:16
[Wombat, for unexplained reasons, its sleeping in the salad bar again; his little nub of a tail lightly stirring the blue cheese dressing....]
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: ShadowRaven on 25 February 2013, 15:55:01
strange, i think Wombat's tail might actually be an improvment
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 25 February 2013, 18:17:18
Probably, all the cooks got scared away, so we're left buying prepackaged dressing, and this jar was cheap because it's made from at least 50% post consumer products and another 35% artificial ingredients.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 25 February 2013, 19:02:07
Well, the nubby tail is a bit more intelligent than the stubby head...... ::)
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Notsonoble on 25 February 2013, 19:45:50
wetness only mentioned macross characters and craft... and talked about underwear of someone who's bra size would be measured in meters and entire multi-syllable words, so its okay...
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 25 February 2013, 20:03:47
ATTENTION PASSENGERS, this thread is now about bridge bunnies.
[discuss]
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: ShadowRaven on 25 February 2013, 20:04:15
YES PLEASE!!!!
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Notsonoble on 25 February 2013, 20:07:39
If its a meltrandi fleet bridge, are they still bunnies?
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: ShadowRaven on 25 February 2013, 20:21:59
well, not exactly, as they haven't figured out things like sexy yet. Once they get a bit of culture though, I suspect so
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 25 February 2013, 21:47:00
I thought we were discussing gigantic bra sizes  ???
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Notsonoble on 25 February 2013, 22:41:55
dont worry, we still are...
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: ShadowRaven on 25 February 2013, 22:57:01
178 Double Z's
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 26 February 2013, 00:17:15
I see your avatar is wearing the new slim fiqured bra there SR. Bunnies for the Win!

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Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: pensiveswetness on 26 February 2013, 00:21:09
LOL i go away a couple days and my peach tree bore fruit... or something... maybe PASSED something...? well since Macross frontier pretty much tossed away the taboo about what gender you have to prefer as a bridge bunny (or Bridge Pilot)... it's all good.

why couldnt the bridge crew on the Enterprise not be bridge bunnies? wouldnt that not have save Enterprise with it was on the air?
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: ShadowRaven on 26 February 2013, 01:08:59
Star Trek with Bridge Bunnies? BRILLIANT!!!! I'm going to call up George Takei right now......
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 26 February 2013, 01:10:07
OH MY.

Isn't that what Star trek Online is about?
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Notsonoble on 26 February 2013, 09:52:45
& sigged
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 27 February 2013, 00:50:57
It is certainly what anime is all about!
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: ShadowRaven on 27 February 2013, 12:30:53
not all anime. Some of it is about angst powered giant robots
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 27 February 2013, 20:46:00
And most of those have cute bridge bunnies. Or cat girls.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: pensiveswetness on 27 February 2013, 21:26:51
I took my future Step Brood to the local Library this evening, for a kiddie event involving reading about Australian animals... maybe i didnt here this correctly but WOMBATS poop square-shaped poop... is that true?
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 27 February 2013, 21:42:21
Yep, Wombat shits Acme-style construction bricks. Tho an Anvil has a better To-Hit %.

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Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 27 February 2013, 21:44:27
well you learn something new every day
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Wombat on 07 March 2013, 12:49:13
"Its true...and they come flying out at super-sonic speeds."

[Wombat bends over and grunts.]

*BLAM!!*

[Truetanker finds himself suddenly impales with a brick-shaped marsupial gauss-turd.]
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 07 March 2013, 17:54:17
Why you little blue furball, when I get repaired. I'm going to wear your hide as a trophy mullet mohawk wig.

* Uses his built-in C3i to command a Medical Support Dropshuttle to pick him up and take him to orbit with Drone Voidseekers Mk. 39s. *

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Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: ShadowRaven on 07 March 2013, 18:07:46
the words mullet and mohawk should never be used together to describe the same hair....style?
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 07 March 2013, 18:20:55
Why you little blue furball, when I get repaired. I'm going to wear your hide as a trophy mullet mohawk wig. With a cowlick!

Edit:

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Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Wombat on 08 March 2013, 11:55:53
[Wombat, out of sheer curiousity, licks a cow.]
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: ShadowRaven on 08 March 2013, 12:59:28
the cow, being a Holstein. the only domesticated quadruped stupider then a sheep, licks back
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: pensiveswetness on 08 March 2013, 15:25:30
Farmer Bob: Hey... hey! HEY!

Farmer Bob Jim: What's 'he matter, Bob?

Farmer Bob: Ah it's one of them Shriner folks again, messin' with the cows. Hey! HEY! Your tryin to mount the wrong end, son!

This post is legal because it contains a question. just not a good one LOL
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 08 March 2013, 23:20:36
(https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/58448_492614997462711_283824296_n.jpg)

 O:-)

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Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 08 March 2013, 23:35:40
 [applause] [applause] ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 08 March 2013, 23:50:50
Hey Wombat? Like some fried chicken? Watch this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OG-ONaXLn8Y (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OG-ONaXLn8Y)

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Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 09 March 2013, 12:21:43
pooh impalement - don't see that every day
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 09 March 2013, 20:38:36
Don't want to see it any day!
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 11 March 2013, 21:49:44
I always questioned Pooh and Christopher Robin's relationship
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Wombat on 14 March 2013, 12:33:19
[Wombat, in the meantime, proceeds to take some industrial plant growth formula and sprinkles on MoparMessiah's feet, making his toes grow long. He then braids them and plants him in the ground.]

"Can we call him BanyanTree Messiah now?"
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 16 March 2013, 12:41:58
I ent participating in this  ::)
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: ShadowRaven on 16 March 2013, 14:10:03
~shoots Mopar in the face with a supersoaker full of lemon juice~ Bad pun
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: pensiveswetness on 16 March 2013, 14:40:45
meanwhile in North Canton, Ohio...

Dude. i just had this awesome idea. Oh forget it, it couldn't work. pass the Potato salad, please?
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 16 March 2013, 21:42:50
wait a minute - since when in the Hall can we not use a bad pun?   ??? :P
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: ShadowRaven on 16 March 2013, 22:08:36
since when in the hall can we not shoot people?
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 16 March 2013, 23:19:53
since when can we use lemon juice?

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Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 17 March 2013, 00:32:16
Lemon juice is very useful!

It gives your hair a beautiful shine, it removes tarnish from copper and brass, it gets you going (it's a natural laxative), it's great for cleaning your kitchen and making it smell nice, it's a natural disinfectant, it can remove pine tar from your hands and it can silence a hacking cough and heal a sore throat.

It's also nice in tea.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: pensiveswetness on 17 March 2013, 10:36:15
is now a good time to cook (or eat) all this popcorn? (as the room begins to fill with halflings, at the rate of typical Star Trek tribble breeding rates)... HEY! I smell BOOZE! it's time to PAR_TEEEEEEEE!  ;D
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 17 March 2013, 11:31:54
Good think I poisoned the popcorn.
The bad thing is somebody is going to have to clean up all the dead halflings in about fifteen minutes.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: ShadowRaven on 17 March 2013, 20:19:46
~Shadowraven promptly explodes with the force of 1/4 pound of C4~
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 18 March 2013, 11:28:29
* Grabs SR used parts and sells them on the black market for a profit. *

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Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 19 March 2013, 20:05:51
* Grabs SR used parts and sells them on the black market for a profit. *

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Who knew that size 28x22 was in demand  ::)
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 02 April 2013, 08:32:33
Meh.......parts are parts.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 02 April 2013, 08:33:47
are you quoting "Wendy's" commercials?
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 02 April 2013, 21:52:31
Nope.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Vash The Stampede on 03 April 2013, 20:52:59
I don't think that Wendy's girl can keep up that light chassis of hers if her breakfast lunch and dinner was comprised of Western Bacon Cheeseburgers
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 03 April 2013, 21:08:55
LOL! Calories are not toooooo bad (only 660) and only 30 grams of fat. But 1,410 mg of salt! Oh my!
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Vash The Stampede on 03 April 2013, 21:16:11
Then again who can resist a Bacon Cheese Burger!? Also, How on earth do you get your text colored red Achoo!?
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Vash The Stampede on 03 April 2013, 21:22:10
You know what (of course not, not even I know him), I totally missed all the fantastic stuff that is the text toolbar. Please don't let wombat destroy my red duster coat!
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 03 April 2013, 21:44:06
Text toolbar?

Real
men
Code: [Select]
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 03 April 2013, 22:29:10
Vash next time you reply, check the top part of the messaging tool. Font Face, Font Size and Change Color.

Even I can do this and I am not tech savay like some of the others.

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Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Vash The Stampede on 04 April 2013, 00:33:04
well wouldja look at that!
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 04 April 2013, 10:34:09
And I don't use red. It would not be appropriate.

I use maroon because you guys are a bunch of maroons.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: ShadowRaven on 04 April 2013, 17:44:17
I use pink, because I'm tough enough to get away with it
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 04 April 2013, 20:03:15
I used to use pink because it drove some of the others lurking around here to distraction. But I like maroon better.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Vash The Stampede on 05 April 2013, 00:05:33
Eh, I think I'll stick with this. I'm already too busy marking armor points on RS to fight with all the careful tapping on a tablet device
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 06 April 2013, 12:48:00
I use this since it is the color of royalty   ::)
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Vash The Stampede on 06 April 2013, 15:57:09
Careful not to release too much smug into the atmosphere
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 06 April 2013, 17:16:17
Eh the smart people here don't breathe the local atmosphere, so it's perfectly safe.
and by 'smart people' I of course mean me.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Vash The Stampede on 07 April 2013, 00:42:33
Hmmm... So you probly intake spices like guild navigator of Dune and must be wheeled around in a giant fish tank  ;D
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 07 April 2013, 05:41:02
PSH, no.  I just use my own air supply
Hmm, smells like Druidia.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Vash The Stampede on 07 April 2013, 09:34:46
That sounded pretty Druish.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 08 April 2013, 21:20:54
Eh the smart people here don't breathe the local atmosphere, so it's perfectly safe.
and by 'smart people' I of course mean me.

That's cause you are using a small sample size
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 08 April 2013, 23:03:38
I make no apologies.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 09 April 2013, 08:30:25
I make no apologies.

You are an apology  ;D ;)
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 09 April 2013, 08:35:45
I apologize for the atmosphere in here, There is way too much smug and somebody stole the Druish air sanitizer.

Also I let loose a Taco Bell.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 09 April 2013, 16:51:02
Was it wet and did you use a megaphone?

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Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: ShadowRaven on 09 April 2013, 18:52:42
so the reason they one the restaurant wars was because of biologic weaponry?
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Vash The Stampede on 09 April 2013, 19:50:56
So do we just start a new thread called restaurant succession wars?
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 09 April 2013, 20:41:32
Was it wet and did you use a megaphone?

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Isn't that part of the original opening to "Casino Royale"?
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 09 April 2013, 20:56:33
 }:)
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 09 April 2013, 21:04:13
Sure, why not.
So do we just start a new thread called restaurant succession wars?
Sure, why not.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 09 April 2013, 21:05:02
I'll stay here - this place smells a lot better than a Taco Bell
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Vash The Stampede on 09 April 2013, 22:24:49
Sure, why not.Sure, why not.
well then... Lets!
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 13 April 2013, 12:28:47
[From the men's room a dense green noxious cloud disolves it's way through the door and begins moving toward Vash....]
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 13 April 2013, 18:03:20
Gas Masks PRONTO!
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: ShadowRaven on 13 April 2013, 18:20:32
~hits the alarm and busts out the Hazmat gear~
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Vash The Stampede on 13 April 2013, 19:30:25
*Red Alert!*
"All personnel, proceed to hazmat control gate for departure"
"Reminder that any possibility of Wombat scanned upon any personnel will result in complete lockdown for quarantine, following decontamination process until foreign bio form and host are neutralized"
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 13 April 2013, 21:12:46
*BoP remains sealed against all atmospheric taints.*
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 13 April 2013, 23:51:25
*BoP begins desolving in the dense green noxious cloud. *
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 14 April 2013, 00:27:36
*Hearing the blood curdling screams from the space lab in space, a BoP Industries tech enters, notices the puddle of BoP and writes a requisition for for a new BoP.
Before leaving, he takes blood samples of everyone to check for cheese.*

==Note: Please allow three to five business hours for delivery.==
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: rebs on 14 April 2013, 00:48:41
It didn't look like a comfortable hobbit hole with round doorways and nice crockery, so I probably should have thought better about walking in.  Ahhh, noxious green fumage!   ^-^  How delightful

And a bloodtest. 

No hobbits either.  hmmmm
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Vash The Stampede on 14 April 2013, 10:13:40
Whew! Good thing I'm indestructible!
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 14 April 2013, 10:34:07
[The dense green noxious cloud again begins moving towards Vash, leaving a trail of scoured concrete floor semi-disolving in it's wake.....]
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 14 April 2013, 11:49:27


No hobbits either.  hmmmm

No.  They're delicious.

Want some Ogre Chow?
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: rebs on 14 April 2013, 14:04:58
...yeah, might as well.   ;D
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 14 April 2013, 15:19:10
*A deliveryman rings the doorbell.  He needs somebody to sign for a package*
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 14 April 2013, 19:57:20
[The dense noxious green cloud passes the delirery man, who himself turns green and passes out.]
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Vash The Stampede on 15 April 2013, 10:22:08
How do we escape this evil that is so curmudgeonly dank!?
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: ShadowRaven on 15 April 2013, 12:22:28
this too, like all forms of flatulent gas, shall pass
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 15 April 2013, 18:19:02
*As no one has signed for him yet despite him having been delivered, BoP's anti-theft device kicks in, and he breaks out of his crate and fires his rocket launcher into the lair.*
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 15 April 2013, 21:03:57
[The dense noxious green cloud spontaneously explodes, filling the entire lair with a much less dense but still noxious green fog.]
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 15 April 2013, 21:19:08
*Having expended the rocket launcher, BoP picks up a mini gun and sprays the area with bullets.  Once that gun is empty, BoP ends anti-theft mode*

I've worked up quite a thirst, who's got some alcohol?
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 15 April 2013, 23:02:33
*fills nostrils with cotton balls*
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: ShadowRaven on 16 April 2013, 11:37:32
no more alcohol. Someone blew it all up, and shot the bottles to pieces
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 16 April 2013, 16:00:45
Now what kind of jerk does that?
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 16 April 2013, 17:44:26
I got some fermented track brake fluid if your that desperate BoP?  O0

TT
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 16 April 2013, 18:36:11
*BoP shoots TT with his man portable LB-X for not knowing the difference between "your" and "you're".*
Think I'll pass on that.  Doesn't anybody have any real moonshine?
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 16 April 2013, 19:49:57
Ouch.

Opening up with his wrist mounted mini-gatling gauss guns, Truetanker " hails " BoP.

TT
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 16 April 2013, 20:32:05
*BoP shoots TT with his man portable LB-X for not knowing the difference between "your" and "you're".*
Think I'll pass on that.  Doesn't anybody have any real moonshine?

Don't go all grammar Nazi on us  ;D
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 16 April 2013, 20:55:25
Learn the difference between basic words.

*BoP Tosses some grenades at TT and Mopar.*
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 16 April 2013, 21:01:52
Produces a ping pong paddle and misses his swing.

TT
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 16 April 2013, 22:56:14
[Achoo stumbles out of the first stall of the restroom, notes the thrown grenades, than returns to the bathroom stall and shuts the door.]
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 17 April 2013, 18:37:46
The gernade bounces off the top of the stall door, spins a bit and falls inside the doorway.

Moments later it goes off and a wet Achoo leaves said stall area, dripping water.

TT
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: rebs on 18 April 2013, 10:44:40
I'm such a pig, I've been eating ogre chow the whole time!   ;D   With a Clothespin IIC clamping my nostrils closed.

Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 19 April 2013, 06:40:37
I wish this was just water. With friends like you guys nobody needs the Blakist Jihad.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 19 April 2013, 22:36:22
Why so sad Achoo, need a tissue?

TT
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 23 April 2013, 19:46:42
Nope. Just a nice long soak in a car wash to wash all of this crap off of me.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: pensiveswetness on 24 April 2013, 12:20:10
A halfing looks in, glances at Achoos Avatar, looks to speak, then pauses

Me say, hold pose. me have to google you, me forgets who you be's

*Googles Samari Jack foes*
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 24 April 2013, 21:58:22
Nope. Just a nice long soak in a car wash to wash all of this crap off of me.

Did you have to work as a greeter today and touch the masses?
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 25 April 2013, 09:32:08
The gernade bounces off the top of the stall door, spins a bit and falls inside the doorway.

Moments later it goes off and a wet Achoo leaves said stall area, dripping water.

TT

Where do you think that water came from? Or were you not paying attention again?
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 25 April 2013, 17:58:12
* Gives Mopar some glasses *

TT
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 27 April 2013, 12:49:30
* Gives Mopar some glasses *

TT

Do you honestly think that's going to help?
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 27 April 2013, 16:24:57
Depends on what kind of glasses they are. Reading glasses, not so much. Drinking glasses a bit. Drinking glasses full of adult beverages, now your talking!
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 27 April 2013, 19:38:26
[Walmart speaker : Achoo ]

Cleanup on isle 5 and restock.

[/Walmart speaker : Achoo ]

TT
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 27 April 2013, 22:51:33
Nope. Not my job. I work the registers in the front end. I do not stock and the only time I am in aisle 5 is when I am shopping after I get off work.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Vash The Stampede on 27 April 2013, 23:50:06
So in a scenario of a customer who's angry at you and shouting for not taking his day late coupon, you are , rather the cashier who implodes and shoots everyone in the store...or you're the guy in the frozen food section dialing 911 #P
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 28 April 2013, 10:44:37
I shop smart.  I shop S-Mart.   O0
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: sir_spamalot on 28 April 2013, 22:06:06
Groovy.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 30 April 2013, 13:33:53
I am the guy telling the customer that I cannot take his day late coupon because WalMart's system will not let me take expired coupons. I do so as politely as I can. If he insists on yelling I call for a CSM and pass him (or her) off to management. I do not make the rules. I am stuck with them. And if somebody keeps yelling at me I am as polite and as helpful as I can be not because I want to help them. I do it because it is fun watching them make idiots of themselves and getting even more upset because thay are not making me upset. Killing them with kindness can be very infuriating for them and amusing as hell for me.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: sir_spamalot on 30 April 2013, 13:46:46
As long as they don't discover the mass grave under sporting goods....
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 30 April 2013, 18:02:14
So Achoo has a hidey hole made out Toilet paper packages?

TT
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 30 April 2013, 18:35:44
Achoo, How often do you post to NotAlwaysRight?
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 30 April 2013, 19:12:04
Achoo - good job man  O0
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 30 April 2013, 22:56:50
Achoo, How often do you post to NotAlwaysRight?


Never. Ever.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: sir_spamalot on 30 April 2013, 23:02:54
Exactly... you've never been right....   ;) :D
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 04 May 2013, 19:53:29
I have been right many times. However management maintains that the customer is right, especially if they are not.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: ShadowRaven on 04 May 2013, 21:48:28
See, I could not work at a place like that. I would be fired within minutes of the first 'the customer is always right' situation.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 04 May 2013, 22:02:04
I couldn't work at a place like that because they treat their employees like they have less worth than dirt.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 04 May 2013, 22:27:30
So you'd work for the great M instead?

TT
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: ShadowRaven on 04 May 2013, 23:55:28
Mickey D's aint that bad a place to work if you have a decent manager and/or owner.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 07 May 2013, 12:31:13
I try to avoid Mickey D's like the plague that it is.  8)
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Clangador on 07 May 2013, 19:04:50
I try to avoid Mickey D's like the plague that it is.  8)

They have the plague there? Did you give it to them?  ???
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 07 May 2013, 21:10:25
Monosodium Glutamate (MSG)
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: sir_spamalot on 08 May 2013, 12:16:23
Gonaherfasifilaids.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: ShadowRaven on 08 May 2013, 12:29:42
Gonaherfasifilaids.

No Spam, we do not need to hear about your weekend
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: sir_spamalot on 08 May 2013, 12:31:49
I thought you should know what was in that syringe when I jammed it into your arm.....
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 08 May 2013, 19:18:58
Don't you mean: gonoherpasyphilaids?

TT
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: ShadowRaven on 08 May 2013, 23:19:46
not that I care. with the things I've experienced around here, That's a minor setback at best.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 09 May 2013, 17:51:30
ShadowRaven? I think Wombat broke the vending machine, again. So that tasty treat you wanted, well no refunds.

TT
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 09 May 2013, 20:53:18
I know how to fix that problem and get free food at the same time.
*BoP pulls a sledge hammer out of thin air*
This model of body comes with two cubic meters of hammerspace.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 09 May 2013, 21:45:08
And my personal space contains a double barreled autoloading 1 gauge shotgun. So?
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 10 May 2013, 04:29:22
Observe
*BoP breaks open the vending machine with the sledgehammer then stuffs some snacks into a portal along with the hammer*
Speaking of shotguns, I got one of those too.  And a pair of MAC-10s a box of grenades, a few bricks of C-4, some claymores, an AKM, another shotgun, a sniper rifle and a stocked minifridge.
*BoP sits down and pulls a soda and one of the snacks out of thin air*
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 10 May 2013, 08:40:14
[And gets shot four times by both barrels from a double barreled autoloading 1 gauge shotgun for breaking my vending machine.]

KABLAMKABLAM!
KABLAMKABLAM!
KABLAMKABLAM!
KABLAMKABLAM!
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: sir_spamalot on 10 May 2013, 11:27:38
Well now you've gotten BirdofPrey everywhere.....
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 10 May 2013, 17:43:57
*The contents of BoP's Hammer Space spill out onto the floor as BoP keels over dead.  One of the objects, a radio, is on*
There are some bugs to work out still, but my portal tech is a work in progress.
*A new BoP steps through a portal and collects his stuff*
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 10 May 2013, 20:55:58
Achoo pickps himself up after being thrown backwards by the horrible recoil.

(A 1 gauge shotgun is 42.42mm. That's a bit barrel!)
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 10 May 2013, 23:05:25
[monolog]Wonder if I could do an orbital bombardment from my warship parked in orbit and hit the Portal?[/monolog]

TT
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 11 May 2013, 00:13:22
I'll be sure the other end remains pointed back at your warships in that case.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 11 May 2013, 09:24:41
Keep up all of this threatening to do orbital bombardment stuff and I will have to fart in your general direction.  }:)
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: sir_spamalot on 11 May 2013, 15:09:09
How is it any worse than the usual odors around here?   ;)
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: ShadowRaven on 12 May 2013, 20:41:31
since it is only in your general direction, as opposed to normal, that may in fact be an improvment
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 12 May 2013, 20:58:59
You have not been farted at until I fart at you.  ;D
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Notsonoble on 13 May 2013, 13:58:29
You have not been farted at exposed to unnatural biowarfare until I fart at you.  ;D
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 13 May 2013, 14:16:20
Semantics  ^-^
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 13 May 2013, 19:13:49
* The sky becomes blue fur and a giant eyeball looks down. *

TT
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 13 May 2013, 20:02:52
OH GOD
RUN AWAY

*BoP opens a portal in front of TT's ships then opens the other end facing the giant eye*
OPEN FIRE
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 13 May 2013, 21:36:40
Times five and orders all Drones and Dropships to attack:
Truetanker, using his built-in Boosted and Shielded C3i, calls in an Orbital Bombardment on his direct postion.

* 2.5 mil ton 1/2 LF-battery, wall to wall HNPPC, SCL/3, clantech Large Pulse Lasers and L-AMS. Equipped with 1296 Drones, Mk. 39-004 and Mk. 39-007, and a single Smallcraft bay. Also equipped with a few dropcollars, 6 in total, and a spine mounted Mass Driver. My drones use clantech as well. *


" Bathe in my light! "

TT
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 13 May 2013, 22:05:30
Well, the sky is blue........fuzzy is new.  :o
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: sir_spamalot on 14 May 2013, 11:23:12
Well, the sky is blue........fuzzy is new.  :o
Dude that's deep.... even for a place known for being in deep.....   ;)
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 14 May 2013, 20:57:20
And the giant eyeball is...............creepy...................... [blank]
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 14 May 2013, 21:06:47
Poke it out.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 14 May 2013, 22:37:48
But it's way up.........................there!  [AAAH]
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 15 May 2013, 05:36:07
Kinetic kill missiles: pointy block attached to rocket engine
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 15 May 2013, 09:52:56
I launched them. The sky...................burped.   :o
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: sir_spamalot on 15 May 2013, 11:20:48
Wait a second....... http://bg.battletech.com/forums/index.php/topic,1684.0.html  That's no sky!
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 15 May 2013, 12:10:03
Naw..........................the inside of Wombat's pouch is not blue.................is it?  [blank]
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 15 May 2013, 12:27:39
OK, my scientists are informing me that we should
. . .
Panic.



Oh dear
RUN FOR YOU LIVES!  EVERY CYBORG FOR HIMSELF!
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 15 May 2013, 12:39:03
But if we are...inside..................of Wombat's pouch.......................there is nowhere to run that is not................Wombat's......................oh hell!   :o
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: sir_spamalot on 15 May 2013, 13:07:21
Everything's azure in Blue Hell.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 15 May 2013, 13:29:27
OK, if we are stuck in Wombat's pouch, let's look around. He keeps nukes in there. Let's find them, to satisfy Clang worship them a bit, than set them all off.  >:(
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: ShadowRaven on 15 May 2013, 15:03:59
I volunteer to be tied to one when we set them off
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 15 May 2013, 16:40:31
I found a part to an airplane jet engine. It says on the tag Court Evidence #2, does this help?

TT
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 15 May 2013, 22:12:32
No. That case was settled out of court more than a decade ago.  :(
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 22 May 2013, 18:12:20
The fuzzy blue sky problem has been solved!














I painted it pink!
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: sir_spamalot on 23 May 2013, 13:47:53
**A large blue snout pokes in through the sky and snorts the pink right out of it**
Huh.... how bout that.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 23 May 2013, 15:22:16
Great now I hear " Tootsie Roll ".

No thanks to you Clang!  O:-)

TT
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 23 May 2013, 21:51:01
Uhm....what for do you bring up Clang?
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 23 May 2013, 22:05:14
Hey, I'm not the one who painted the sky pink.

TT
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 23 May 2013, 22:33:02
And you brought up Clang when it was clearly Spammie.  :P
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: sir_spamalot on 24 May 2013, 10:12:35
I'm not clearly anything... how dare you make that assumption!   :D
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 24 May 2013, 21:17:03
You are clearly many things, most of which we cannot bring up here on this site. So there!  :P
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 24 May 2013, 23:04:07
Ah be quiet and pass the rasberry filled chocolate covered donuts, will ya?

TT
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 25 May 2013, 06:20:31
We sell tham at Wal*Mart  ;D
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: sir_spamalot on 25 May 2013, 21:26:07
Might buy some if you didn't stand by them dressed in a bikini.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 26 May 2013, 13:38:52
Might buy some if you didn't stand by them dressed in a bikini.

It's OK - his co-workers sprayed him down with NairTM
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: sir_spamalot on 26 May 2013, 20:18:15
Now he just looks like a shaved grizzly bear..... 
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 26 May 2013, 22:20:31
Get it right. A bikini with a kahki bottom and a blue top. Gotta keep to the dress code!
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 27 May 2013, 11:11:50
 ;D
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 27 May 2013, 22:09:38
What chu laffin bout?  Wal*Mart does has a dress code! (Fur the staff, at least.)  >:(
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: sir_spamalot on 28 May 2013, 14:02:34
I'm just waiting for the Wild Kingdom episode to be filmed at one......
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 28 May 2013, 22:16:21
Wal*Mart will not let them through the doors. I would annoy the wildlife.  :P
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: ShadowRaven on 29 May 2013, 15:06:17
what the 'wildlife' needs is a thinning of the herd. Some big game hunters maybe?
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: sir_spamalot on 29 May 2013, 16:38:57
Or a remake of the Running Man....  ;)
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 29 May 2013, 20:30:56
Not. Going. To. Happen.


Wal*Mart feeds on the contents of the pockets (and purses) of the wildlife.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 30 May 2013, 20:34:18
It's a tick sucking on the masses
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 31 May 2013, 10:40:14
 :-X
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 01 June 2013, 00:22:56
Oh no! Corporate Wal*Mart has given Achoo a gag order to not to discuss non-employee information to the public.

TT
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 01 June 2013, 01:02:48
Don't be silly.  Walmart doesn't deal with people.  They sent the notice to his employee number to remind him he is a mere cog, and not even one they need or care about.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 01 June 2013, 08:13:00
 :-X   }:)   [stupid]   [legal]
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 01 June 2013, 12:52:23
Achoo is just passing time at Wally World until the economy picks up and he can get a proper drafting job
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: sir_spamalot on 01 June 2013, 17:24:27
Although it could be Stockholm syndrome... he's now been there so long he's thinking fondly of his corporate kidnappers.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 01 June 2013, 19:56:46
I wish I could get a proper drafting job. The problem is, when it comes to CAD drafting, most employers want prople with engineering degrees so that can cut corners and have the engineers draft their own stuff.


Most engineers are horrible draftsman.  ::)
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 03 June 2013, 20:33:04
I wish I could get a proper drafting job. The problem is, when it comes to CAD drafting, most employers want prople with engineering degrees so that can cut corners and have the engineers draft their own stuff.


Most engineers are horrible draftsman.  ::)

Yes they are, said the engineer
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: pensiveswetness on 09 June 2013, 11:10:11
MEANWHILE BACK IN TOON TOWN... Our plucky Heroines are stuck in zone of crappy cell service...

Hello? Hello?

I hate Halfling AT&T...
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 09 June 2013, 19:48:11
* The sky becomes blue fur and a giant eyeball looks down. *

* The eyeball turns to a wet fuzzy nose. *

Pretty breezy huh?

TT
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 09 June 2013, 21:34:16
[Achoo has the building above the lair replaced, thus completely inhibiting the view of the sky. It's better that way.]
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 09 June 2013, 21:44:16
and what function does this building perform?
Please say all you can eat buffet.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 09 June 2013, 22:41:15
Do tell, is the Mat re' Dean blue and fuzzy and NOT Grover?

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Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: sir_spamalot on 10 June 2013, 11:31:33
As long as Achoo isn't in a cocktail waitress outfit I don't care who it is.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 10 June 2013, 16:40:19
I find it much more likely Wombat will make a sudden reappearance in a cocktail waitress uniform.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: sir_spamalot on 10 June 2013, 16:41:41
Somehow still less traumatizing... the outfit that is. 
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 10 June 2013, 19:39:01
The MechWarrior Bar & Grill is upstairs. Go have fun and get outta my lair for a while.  ::)
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 10 June 2013, 20:17:12
We installed a Vomitorium upstairs
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 11 June 2013, 20:41:13
And we hooked it up to your hotwater heater as well.

Enjoy!

TT
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: sir_spamalot on 12 June 2013, 12:47:37
There's a way out of here?   ;)
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: ShadowRaven on 12 June 2013, 19:22:09
there is, I don't recomend it however. Despite what the lyrics for the M*A*S*H* theme might say, it is not in fact painless
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 12 June 2013, 19:52:58
There's no way put of here
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: sir_spamalot on 13 June 2013, 11:15:56
There's no way put of here

It's already hurt your spelling......   ;)
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 13 June 2013, 20:37:40
We're DOOOOOOMED
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Notsonoble on 14 June 2013, 08:52:00
We could always use spammy for HC ammo, he is wrapped in tin.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: sir_spamalot on 14 June 2013, 09:20:22
Or your noggin, no harder substance than that in the universe.   ;)
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 14 June 2013, 20:54:00
Jey! U Dound Nopars Apell Xhecker! Ut Qorks Freat!   :P
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: sir_spamalot on 17 June 2013, 11:33:00
Are you trying to flirt with me?   :D
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 17 June 2013, 21:51:28
Not. My. Job.


Don't. Even. Want. That. Job.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 18 June 2013, 00:15:23
but you really need the money.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: sir_spamalot on 18 June 2013, 10:52:45
Probably in his employee contract somewhere.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 18 June 2013, 12:27:34
 :-X
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 18 June 2013, 12:50:19
and people wonder why I loathe walmart, and turn to wholesale/bulk to save money when I can.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 22 June 2013, 20:38:33
:-X

the low wages thing is classic
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 23 June 2013, 19:48:20
And, sadly, accurate.  
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: sir_spamalot on 24 June 2013, 13:56:50
Only accurate thing in these halls....
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: ShadowRaven on 24 June 2013, 18:48:46
what about Weirdo's orbital bombardments?
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 25 June 2013, 22:03:04
He sometimes misses the entire planet.......accuracy is not something that applies to his gunnery skills.............
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 29 June 2013, 12:43:17
he has a gunnery of 13  ;D
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 05 July 2013, 22:00:05
He has a gunnery skill? I thought he was firing totally unskilled! With JadeHellbie dice even!
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 06 July 2013, 16:16:15
he's got mad skills - north korean type mad
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 06 July 2013, 22:36:22
 :-X
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 07 July 2013, 04:12:43
Don't worry, we are sending them to anger management next week.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 09 July 2013, 19:54:25
I tried anger management....it managed to keep me angry!  ::)
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: DragonKhan55 on 21 July 2013, 02:51:15
Woosa..... woosa...
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 21 July 2013, 12:36:10
Wha?  :o

You only whossa if your belly has a very bad gas bloatation....  O:-)

Congrats are in order Achoo btw. :-X

TT
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 23 July 2013, 11:51:37
Congrats???? Why?

All I have managed to do is manage my anger.   ::)
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: ShadowRaven on 23 July 2013, 13:16:06
for surviving another year without going mad or becoming sane?
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 23 July 2013, 13:39:07
Sanity is sooooooooooooooooooooooo way overrated!
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: sir_spamalot on 23 July 2013, 15:46:53
Not that any of us has a good point of reference.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 23 July 2013, 22:27:32
Oh, but I do have a good point of reference. I just don't reference it all that much.   ^-^
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 24 July 2013, 00:22:12
If it's reference material, why did you grab it off a shelf in the fiction section?
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 25 July 2013, 08:33:45
It's my preference for reference. It makes more sense than reality.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 25 July 2013, 16:16:06
I reject your reality and substitute my own BoP Industries Certified Enhanced Reality ExperienceTM
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 25 July 2013, 20:15:01
I reject your rejection and further reject any further rejections of my rejection of your rejections.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: ShadowRaven on 25 July 2013, 22:19:23
the difference between fiction and reality, is fiction has to make sense to be believed
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: sir_spamalot on 26 July 2013, 10:01:16
I'd say it was fan fiction, but he really is the only fan.....   :D
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 26 July 2013, 11:03:11
He move enough hot air to be a fan.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: sir_spamalot on 26 July 2013, 12:34:55
Or a balloon....  ;D
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 26 July 2013, 20:56:31
Not that any of us has a good point of reference.

I've got your point of reference right here  ^-^
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 26 July 2013, 21:48:31
This place has a fan that moves as much air as a jet turbofan engine. Basically because it is a repurposed turbofan engine. Is that a big enough fan for you?
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 28 July 2013, 13:09:07
I'm my own fan  8)
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Notsonoble on 02 December 2013, 16:48:59
This place has a fan that moves as much air as a jet turbofan engine. Basically because it is a repurposed turbofan engine. Is that a big enough fan for you?

If spammy farts in front of it, will you hold a flame behind it?
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Wolverine-7SK on 02 December 2013, 17:13:42
Gross. And cover your eyebrows everyone...
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Vash The Stampede on 02 December 2013, 17:34:14
I found some purifier armor as a counter measure
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: ShadowRaven on 02 December 2013, 19:26:00
no armour made by man can purify a fart made by Spam
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Vash The Stampede on 02 December 2013, 23:28:24
Wobbies are cyborgs though.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 03 December 2013, 10:50:12
Lucky for me, I have full CBRN protection.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: sir_spamalot on 03 December 2013, 17:55:35
I admit, this is the most I have ever heard my farts discussed about, so as farts go, it's an honor.    ;)
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 03 December 2013, 19:36:53
Pass the cheese please, but keep the cheddar and brie if you must.

TT
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Vash The Stampede on 03 December 2013, 19:38:02
Is there any cheese at all in this thread?
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 03 December 2013, 19:50:59
Well Achoo makes his personal Merlot while on the throne.... I think.

So what's good with a mustached whiff of that?

TT
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Vash The Stampede on 03 December 2013, 21:56:10
Roll of 2D6 resulting in twelve that an opponent made on your otherwise pristine heavy mech, which happened to be the hit location resolving a heavy PPC blast.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 04 December 2013, 01:22:54
Better than having your Atlas hit with an AC2 fired at nearly maximum range with a hit location roll of 2 on the front arc, followed by a 12 for rolling the number of crits. All of which were engine hits. I have had that happen to me.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 04 December 2013, 01:46:33
Golden BB
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Vash The Stampede on 04 December 2013, 02:34:49
Better than having your Atlas hit with an AC2 fired at nearly maximum range with a hit location roll of 2 on the front arc, followed by a 12 for rolling the number of crits. All of which were engine hits. I have had that happen to me.

I have come to the conclusion that Atlas is a cursed mech. I'm sure a beer was needed after that.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 04 December 2013, 11:15:08
I have this nasty knack for whenever I shoot an assault mech the pilot always seems to get injure and fall down and go unconscious.  Suits me just fine since I don't like assault mechs.

Of course it seems I am not immune to my own luck.  Last campaign I played, by only pilot death was the guy in my Templar, and a year before that my Seraph that was until that point winning a king of the hill game by a fair margin fell 6 levels and critted the gyro twice on the landing.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Vash The Stampede on 04 December 2013, 11:38:27
Fallen angel?
Yyyyeeeeeeaaaaaahhhhh!!!
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: wolfgar on 04 December 2013, 18:03:08
Fallen angel?
Yyyyeeeeeeaaaaaahhhhh!!!

Poison 1987
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 04 December 2013, 21:33:09
I have come to the conclusion that Atlas is a cursed mech. I'm sure a beer was needed after that.

I'm running a campaign in the Bay Area and the cursed head shot mech we have is a Marauder II MAD-4A

think it's killed 3 pilots in 5 games
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Vash The Stampede on 08 December 2013, 23:57:08
I may give the Atlas another shot at proving its worth in battle. Or it gets a face full of LRMs.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 14 December 2013, 01:07:21
Once played out the one Atlas is worth a battalion of Stingers. Limited the Stingers to BV equal to the Atlas on the maps at any one time. Ran out of AC ammo, nearly ran out of SRM ammo, was low on LRM ammo when the Atlas finally died. Took out more than 6 lances of Stingers. They learned to keep more than a hex away from the Atlas real fast. One kick equaled one dead Stinger. And the lost 5 Stingers when trying to get behind the Atlas.


It wasn't pretty.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Vash The Stampede on 14 December 2013, 01:38:10
That's what I call an extermination!
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 14 December 2013, 20:22:17
Once played out the one Atlas is worth a battalion of Stingers. Limited the Stingers to BV equal to the Atlas on the maps at any one time. Ran out of AC ammo, nearly ran out of SRM ammo, was low on LRM ammo when the Atlas finally died. Took out more than 6 lances of Stingers. They learned to keep more than a hex away from the Atlas real fast. One kick equaled one dead Stinger. And the lost 5 Stingers when trying to get behind the Atlas.


It wasn't pretty.

Very cool
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 18 December 2013, 20:09:59
Atlas's suck, try a Highlander.

Better range, more ammo and it jumps!

TT
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 18 December 2013, 21:26:50
Atlas's suck, try a Highlander.

Better range, more ammo and it jumps!

TT

Highlander coming up in the next game
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: ShadowRaven on 19 December 2013, 17:56:20
Yep. Highlander is the way to go, and you can DFA any that end up knocked down through leg damage, which isn't practical, might cost you the match, but stomping bugs is worth it
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Vash The Stampede on 20 December 2013, 10:30:37
So "a certain jumping weighty assault mech" be the way to go I guess.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 20 December 2013, 16:31:32
When choosing a new mech there can only be one
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 21 December 2013, 00:22:27
We will see how my campaign players do.  There forces will be split in between a rogue mercenary unit.  They need to re-group and exit the board. 
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 29 December 2013, 10:50:04
If they are like most players instructions will be not followed and they will all be killed. Just sayin'  >:D
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 29 December 2013, 15:24:28
If they are like most players instructions will be not followed and they will all be killed. Just sayin'  >:D

Actually they did pretty well.  They could have done a better job of consolidating their forces but I'll give it to them. 
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 24 February 2014, 20:22:07
Wonders never cease.   ;D
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 24 February 2014, 20:56:44
Didn't GM evilly enough.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 25 February 2014, 18:41:27
He's getting soft I guess...  O:-)

TT
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: sir_spamalot on 27 February 2014, 16:05:34
I thought he was always soft... a pink fluffy cloud and all.....
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 27 February 2014, 23:18:48
Mopar is a big pink fluffy cloud? Wow! The is................wrong on soooooooo many levels!
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 01 March 2014, 21:39:35
Mopar is a big pink fluffy cloud? Wow! The is................wrong on soooooooo many levels!

I did help an x-girlfriend buy a pink car once - wish I had that car
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: ShadowRaven on 01 March 2014, 23:41:36
figures you would be more interested in the car than the girl
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 02 March 2014, 18:41:25
figures you would be more interested in the car than the girl

She was not a very nice person and a mean drunk - not a good combo
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 02 March 2014, 19:01:36
I'd bet the car had better milage than her.

TT
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 03 March 2014, 21:14:11
I'd bet the car had better milage than her.

TT

Car was neat - it was a 1970 Dodge Challenger 340 4 speed with the factory color being Panther Pink.  They only painted that color for about two months
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 03 March 2014, 21:54:38
How to spot a Mopar car...

1) Big engne block
2) Pair of Fuzzy die hanging from the rear view mirror
3) A set of Extra-Large Brass Lugs under the rear bumper
4) Panther Pink paintjob
5) Optonal MoparMessiah driver included

TT
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 05 March 2014, 01:20:52
I have never owned a set of fuzzy dice  ;D

Nor a pink car
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 05 March 2014, 18:19:00
So 3 out of 5 ain't bad, eh?

TT
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: ShadowRaven on 05 March 2014, 18:48:15
you really should get a set of fuzzy dice. They make every car instantly cool. Well except for a Ford Pinto, for obvious reasons. the 'ton of MG ammo in the CT' of the car world
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 05 March 2014, 21:45:24
Adding fuzzy dice does not make a car cooler. It will make a cool car look cooler. It will make an uncool car look weird.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 14 March 2014, 21:55:42
Adding fuzzy dice does not make a car cooler. It will make a cool car look cooler. It will make an uncool car look weird.

Agree
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 16 March 2014, 01:46:21
Many years ago I saw an interesting vehicle modification. Ford Pinto hatchback, with a massive almost monster truck suspension modification. The damn thing sat so high off the ground the owner actually had welded ladders to the frame under the doors. It was yellow, and had pink fuzzy dice. It was almost as tall as it was long.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: ShadowRaven on 16 March 2014, 16:31:46
that was to prevent being rear ended and exploding. Only reason one would modify a Pinto
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 16 March 2014, 17:29:45
O_o
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 19 March 2014, 09:15:36
It was more like O-O
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Wombat on 19 March 2014, 12:43:57
[Wombat seems to be enjoying Achoo's O-face.]
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: trboturtle on 19 March 2014, 14:08:07
WOMBAT SIGHTING!!!!! *Hides inside shell and drops armored covering over all openings*

Craig
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: sir_spamalot on 21 March 2014, 10:02:03
Gotta talk to the Chinese about stricter internet controls....
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 21 March 2014, 22:31:44
(Achoo is nowhere to be seen. There is the remnants of a pink swirl and a distinct smell of a dumped load in the air.)
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 22 March 2014, 00:32:41
I think that's my cue to leave too
*nano-disassemblers reduce BoP to undifferentiated goo*
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 22 March 2014, 10:35:24
Come on!   Who's afraid of a Wombat? 
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: ShadowRaven on 22 March 2014, 11:27:39
around here? everyone
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 22 March 2014, 12:42:13
pfft. 

I'm not scared any more
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 22 March 2014, 18:41:40
Not scared, but I do want to cut my losses.  Wombat costs a lot in property damage, brain bleach and new pants.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 23 March 2014, 13:09:54
well I don't wear pants
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: wolfgar on 24 March 2014, 11:09:58
well I don't wear pants

And yet another reason for brain bleach.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 25 March 2014, 21:43:26
Using a power washer.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: ShadowRaven on 25 March 2014, 23:24:45
just go to Home Depot, and get a DeWalt  cordless hammer drill/ labotomy kit with extra drill bits   [drool]
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 28 March 2014, 21:21:46
And yet another reason for brain bleach.

I can't have the junk constrained by pants,  there could be major damage.



To the pants
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: sir_spamalot on 31 March 2014, 17:35:27
You know old man... you're supposed to see a doctor if that pill lasts for more than four hours.....
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: ShadowRaven on 31 March 2014, 17:52:54
but do as Jeff Foxworthy advises in his bit on the subject. Those hospital gowns they give, wear yours backwards
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 04 April 2014, 20:24:14
You know old man... you're supposed to see a doctor if that pill lasts for more than four hours.....

who you calling old man?  I'm probably in better shape than you are  ;D
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 10 April 2014, 08:23:24
Pretty much everything is in better shape that Spam........ :P
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 10 April 2014, 21:05:12
Pretty much everything is in better shape that Spam........ :P

Round is a shape
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 13 April 2014, 08:36:37
Yes. Yes it is.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 13 April 2014, 12:25:28
This place seems extra dreary
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: wolfgar on 13 April 2014, 21:31:27
Only because achoo isn't posting in pink. :P
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 13 April 2014, 22:14:16
This place seems extra dreary
Don't mind the thin film of BoP that has accumulated on the walls
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: ShadowRaven on 14 April 2014, 16:45:51
we don't
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 14 April 2014, 21:19:23
Don't mind the thin film of BoP that has accumulated on the walls

You couldn't hold it till later?
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 14 April 2014, 21:25:39
At least Wombat isn't here... or is he?

I see a section of the wall not covered, almost teddy-bear shaped...

TT
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 15 April 2014, 19:17:00
You couldn't hold it till later?

Hey. it's prudent to turn oneself into grey goo upon spotting Wombat.  Had I waited, I might not have had pants to disintegrate.
At least Wombat isn't here... or is he?

I see a section of the wall not covered, almost teddy-bear shaped...

TT
{Replacement BoP deployment canceled}
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 15 April 2014, 21:24:11
you might want to deploy just to be safe
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 20 April 2014, 22:50:11
There is no safe. Only the delusion of safe.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 22 April 2014, 17:56:09
Caution: Watch for falling Safes.... and Anvils!

TT
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: ShadowRaven on 22 April 2014, 21:13:49
and the ever popular anvil-in-a-safe
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 22 April 2014, 21:20:55
I melted all my anvils down
. . .
to make a safe.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 27 April 2014, 13:02:52
the safe anvil - that's a great way to get a bang for the buck  :D
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 30 April 2014, 10:03:57
Wombat will still steal it and drop it on you.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 30 April 2014, 21:36:47
that comment seems a little flat
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 01 May 2014, 21:49:46
Pretty much.   8)
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 02 May 2014, 19:24:39
Wombat will still steal it and drop it on you.

Can you prove this?

TT
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: ShadowRaven on 03 May 2014, 11:13:32
evidence points to yes
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 03 May 2014, 12:30:48
Evidence?
All you did was shake a magic 8 ball.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: wolfgar on 03 May 2014, 14:33:45
With the great blue terror that is usually enough.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: ShadowRaven on 03 May 2014, 22:02:43
that and thus far I have not yet encountered a single thing that Wombat will neither steal, nor use in a way to bring harm, generally to achoo, but often enough to the rest of the world, Wombat included
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 04 May 2014, 20:04:46
the facts, though interesting, are irrelevant
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 16 May 2014, 23:54:21
The facts, whether or not they are irrelevant, are irreverent.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: ShadowRaven on 17 May 2014, 11:37:39
much like everything around here
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 21 May 2014, 10:22:01
Yup.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 25 May 2014, 21:09:31
What's sup ???
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: ShadowRaven on 25 May 2014, 23:09:17
Soup without the 'o' ?
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 26 May 2014, 00:52:06
What's sup ???

sup1   [suhp]  Show IPA 
verb (used without object), supped, sup·ping. 
1. to eat the evening meal; have supper.

verb (used with object), supped, sup·ping. 
2. to provide with or entertain at supper.

verb (used with object), supped, sup·ping. 
3. to take (liquid food, or any liquid) into the mouth in small quantities, as from a spoon or cup; sip.

verb (used without object), supped, sup·ping. 
4. to take liquid into the mouth in small quantities, as by spoonfuls or sips.

noun 
1. a mouthful or small portion of drink or liquid food; sip.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 26 May 2014, 12:04:00
or slang for "what is up with your big bad self" or "how are you?" or "what's your status?"
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Wombat on 29 May 2014, 05:38:57
[Wombat, watching this display from afar, gets rather bored waiting for his lines. He checks the script and, much to his surprise, remembers he can't read. Wombat then begins to wonder if he is even supposed to drop a safe on Achoo, or on MoparMessiah. Maybe he's supposed to drop it on both of them. Maybe ShadowRaven. Twice. Wombat isn't really sure, although something about the script with many words he can't read leads him to wonder if the script may be something new. Something different. Something out of the box, and by box, it means the safe. Yes that heavy-ass safe dangling off the ceiling over a giant red "x" on the floor. Maybe, just maybe, the director wanted to do something fresh. Unexpected. Maybe he wanted Wombat to drop the safe on...Wombat.]

**shrug**

"Its just crazy enough to make sense...plus I'm betting I get hazard pay!"

[Wombat waddles out to the giant red "x" on the floor and smiles a bit toothy grin before pulling a small revolver out of his pouch and shooting the rope holding the safe up. Within seconds the safe crashes down on his widdle blue fuzzy self.]

**SPLAT!!**
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: ShadowRaven on 29 May 2014, 11:39:24
as the anvil falls, Sr pulls out a stopwatch, and hits the start at roughly the exact moment of impact, before turninghis eyes to watch the wall farthest from the street, waiting for the Acme Weasel Paramedics.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 29 May 2014, 16:55:09
I got $20 it only takes them 13.5 seconds and another $10 that they take one arm with them and forget the rest of wombat.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 02 June 2014, 18:17:38
I'll bet my .02 cents that they'll crash thur the roof and land on Wombat.

TT
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 02 June 2014, 21:35:14
Which part?  not much of him sticking out under that safe
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 02 June 2014, 21:47:00
Does it matter? He's still on the X right?

TT
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 02 June 2014, 23:00:25
I don't think falling on something that fell on something counts as falling on the first something.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 04 June 2014, 08:43:56
So if a dropship falls on you, that a dropship falls on the dropship that fell on you, by your logic, two dropships did not fall on you. Are you any less flattened?
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 04 June 2014, 17:02:23
Semantics
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 04 June 2014, 22:20:01
Having a hard time conceding the point?
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 05 June 2014, 02:41:18
I will grant I may be more flatted if something fell on something that fell on me, but the second object, nevertheless has not fallen on me in such a situation.

I'd draw you a diagram but Wombat ate the crayons again
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 06 June 2014, 20:37:36
*MM walks in holding a treasure map*

Anyone seen a red X around here?
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 08 June 2014, 12:51:02
* Points to ShadowRaven. *

 [watch]

TT
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 08 June 2014, 19:47:41
Hey!  What are you guys doing with my red X?
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 08 June 2014, 19:55:03
Hey Look!

Old man Mopar is here...  :wheelchair:

Hiya rusty!

 [notworthy]
TT
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 08 June 2014, 20:07:24
Flatbat is keeping it well hidden under the safe.  O0
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: ShadowRaven on 10 June 2014, 19:05:44
apparently Wombat is X-rated
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 10 June 2014, 23:12:49
Well Wombat IS NSWF on account of having a tendency to destroy the workplace.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 13 June 2014, 21:50:35
Hey Look!

Old man Mopar is here...  :wheelchair:

Hiya rusty!

 [notworthy]
TT

Hey now!  I'm not that old  :P
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 14 June 2014, 11:11:32
Just because there is dirt younger than us does not mean that either of us is old!   8)
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 14 June 2014, 15:50:10
Just because there is dirt younger than us does not mean that either of us is old!   8)
Just because we had TV's that knobs, no microwave and remember when a candy bar was 5 cents doesn't make us old

Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 14 June 2014, 23:02:34
Your old as you feel and as young as you think you look.

TT
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 14 June 2014, 23:18:51
1.  You're
2. LIES. ALL LIES
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: ShadowRaven on 15 June 2014, 16:52:33
not lies. Truth that is subjective to ones own point of view. It's a jedi thing
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 15 June 2014, 18:28:08
Are we talking applied factuals or information obfuscation?
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 15 June 2014, 20:01:41
Your old as you feel and as young as you think you look.

TT

Then I'm doing pretty good.  Still have all my hair. my weight is down and the ladies still like me.   8)
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 16 June 2014, 03:21:28
Wives and daughters don't count.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: ShadowRaven on 16 June 2014, 13:12:57
wives always count. Especially if they talk, not yell, and are happy to cuddle.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 16 June 2014, 18:35:22
Mine thinks that I need to have a shiny coat, she's constantly brushing my body hair. And trying like hell to braid it.

6'2", balding and wookieish.

TT
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 17 June 2014, 00:06:10
wife is on the way out but I have had many other ladies approach me
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 22 June 2014, 23:17:54
Voluntarily?  8)
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 06 August 2014, 10:36:15
Guess that was a sore point..... :(
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: sir_spamalot on 06 August 2014, 13:17:08
**Cough....*** um... how about those Pirates. Go Pittsburg....?
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 07 August 2014, 19:14:03
This world needs a hero, where's Wombat when you need him?

Anybody seen that blue terror lately, and will that azure furball be attending Gencon this year?

TT
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: sir_spamalot on 08 August 2014, 08:21:36
This world needs a hero, where's Wombat when you need him?

Anybody seen that blue terror lately, and will that azure furball be attending Gencon this year?

TT
Unless there's a surprise flight from China... doubtful.   ;)
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 08 August 2014, 10:15:58
Yup, Wombat has gone Capellan and is now rampaging about in China.













I almost feel sorry for China
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Vash The Stampede on 12 August 2014, 10:34:54
*falls through the roof—manages not to spill coffee*
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 13 August 2014, 09:45:13
*sigh* There goes the neighborhood.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 13 August 2014, 13:02:23
That was a lost causes ages ago.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Vash The Stampede on 13 August 2014, 22:42:45
Like the Starleague?
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 19 August 2014, 19:07:06
Pokes fun at Vash because it's better than nothing else.

TT
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 20 August 2014, 10:01:55
I would rather just poke Vash. It accomplishes just as little, but is more fun.



POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKE!
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 21 August 2014, 17:58:09
So a Circle of Equals with Vash in the middle is called a what? Poka dance :o

TT
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 21 August 2014, 21:52:26
That........................was pretty bad.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: sir_spamalot on 04 September 2014, 15:05:48
Well with that Poke-a face, who can tell?
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Wombat on 07 October 2014, 06:00:04
"...I'm certain that I didn't park my skateboard in this part of town, after all, the screaming chimpanzee and flaming cheeto engine only has a half-tank of screaming left in it."

[Wombat hops down and pulls a small glass jar and proceeds to fart in it a few times (in preparation for charging up his "engine" again). In the process, Wombat realizes that due to some odd coincidence the probability defies logic, but then again don't they all, or some cosmic fate that involves Achoo's pink polka-dotted Power Rangers Underoos and a singing frog has brought Wombat back to Achoo's lair. Probably both Wombat concludes.]

"Still, its awfully dark in here."

[Wombat pulls out a ACME™ candle out of his pouch and lights it, naturally with a flamethrower. The resulting blasts manages (inexplicably since he is nowhere near) to catch Sir Spamalot on fire and catches Truetanker's mustache on fire) Wombat nods and then looks down at his "candle", which appears to have been mistaken for a very large stick of dynamite.]

"Uh oh..."
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 10 October 2014, 21:45:47
Achoo walks back into his lair sipping a beer and looks around at smoke, fire, bits of blue fur, burnt moustache hair, pieces of underoos and falling pieces of spam. He looks around, turns around and walks back out of his lair and calls for housekeeping to come and clean up whatever it was that happened in his lair.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 10 October 2014, 22:09:48
*BoP walks in the door wearing a maids uniform and carying a flamethrower.
After burning everything in sight he comes to collect his check*
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 14 October 2014, 21:46:04
It was over there on the table.......
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 14 October 2014, 22:53:51
No checks, cash only.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 16 October 2014, 22:03:54
The cash was in the drawer of the table you incinerated. Sorry.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 17 October 2014, 00:05:09
*Gets out gun*
Fine, this is a robbery.  GIve me all your valuables including any organs that will fetch a good price on the black market.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 17 October 2014, 22:37:06
They were also in the drawer of the table you incinerated. Sorry. I don't keep anything in my pants because of Wombat.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 17 October 2014, 22:58:47
You keep your organs in a drawer?
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: wolfgar on 18 October 2014, 15:15:27
The organs are usually against the wall, but we put them away because Wombat was back.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 20 October 2014, 21:51:50
I keep them where people cannot find then usually, but since this is my damn lair..........more like Grand Central Station than a dark unpleasantly moist lair.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 20 October 2014, 22:08:51
Well the decor hasn't improved, but it is drier now.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: sir_spamalot on 23 October 2014, 12:48:59
**Finally puts himself back together.**  Honestly, I expected worse from a Wombat sighting....   ;D
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 05 November 2014, 22:53:56
It was more like a Wombat wander by...
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Vash The Stampede on 10 November 2014, 22:34:34
All is lost before a Wombat sighting, and a roll 12 on hit locations when sighted
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 12 November 2014, 09:35:59
Luckily my paranoia allows me to roll 3 dice and discard one of them when I have to make a Wombat check.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 19 November 2014, 20:02:41
But it does not help you when Wombat swaps your dice with ones that only have ones on all of their faces.... }:)
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 20 November 2014, 04:18:36
NOBODY STEALS MY DICE
Observe my remote control that summons the ambulance.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 19 December 2014, 11:20:11
Still waiting on that ambulance. Wombat must have "exchanged" your remote for something else......
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 19 December 2014, 14:10:54
It's a Wombat seeking ambulance.
There is, at present, not Wombat HERE.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 22 December 2014, 21:40:05
Well than, that's your problem! You need a remote that summons an ambulance that seeks you! Just don't use ACME tm. Those woozles are like way utterly incompetent.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 23 December 2014, 02:23:37
NAH.  I get free shipping on replacement bodies.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 30 January 2015, 19:45:24
They must be contracting out to ClangaCorp again. Good luck!
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 30 January 2015, 23:34:52
BoP Industries:  A perfect imitation of quality.  Accept no substitutes.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 05 February 2015, 15:24:43
You asked for organs of any value.  Achoo wouldn't have any of those.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 05 February 2015, 15:31:18
Then who's play that thing over there by the wall?

* TT points to a Flesh Organ over there by the wall. *

** Flesh Organ is oozing and bellowing out feces and bloody notes each time it is played **
*** Currently Playing: Happy Organ by David " Baby " Cortez ***

Wombat is seen wearing a Half-mask just like The Phantom of Opera

TT
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 05 February 2015, 15:33:20
you know normally we don't talk about flesh organs.

just saying
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 14 February 2015, 00:58:50
Those things are not allowed in the Hall. Too squishy.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 20 February 2015, 11:32:48
Mine are usually firm  ::)
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Wombat on 21 February 2015, 13:47:31
Mine are usually firm  ::)

[A blue furry paw holds up a pair of scissors and giggles.]
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 23 February 2015, 16:23:34
Hey now.  You don't know where those scissors have been or how to use them.

Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 23 February 2015, 18:23:29
If Wombat has them, they were most likely in some stolen pants.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 23 February 2015, 20:50:39
That doesn't answer either statement
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 24 February 2015, 01:06:23
Don't worry! Wombat does not have thumbs!
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 24 February 2015, 03:39:29
That doesn't answer either statement
No, I'm pretty sure I've answered where they've been
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Wombat on 03 March 2015, 04:53:04
[Wombat, who indeed doesn't have thumbs, struggles to hold the scissors in both paws and not give himself a haircut...sadly he fails.]

"Hey, I think I'm getting the hang of this. Anyone need a circumcision?"
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 03 March 2015, 16:31:06
[Points an Mopar]
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Wombat on 08 March 2015, 23:58:56
<<THIS SEGMENT OF THE SHOW HAS BEEN DEEMED UNFIT FOR VIEWING BY THE CENSOR AND MARSUPIAL LEGAL DIVISION OF ACME>>
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 09 March 2015, 11:07:48
Nothing to see here. Move along and ignore the screaming.....
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 09 March 2015, 13:23:09
ignore the screaming.....

Oh, is it Monday again?
alrighty then
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 11 March 2015, 15:19:00
* Wonder if Mopar would like a new set of lug-nuts for his swayback car. *

TT O:-)
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Wombat on 16 March 2015, 04:05:03
**BE-BOO BE-BOO BE-BOO BE-BOO BE-BOO**

**CRASH!!**

[Probably the fault of an untimely banana peel, or plot device (which if you think about it, is really the same thing), the ACME™ Inept Weasel Paramedic Van squeals off-course and crashes through the side of the building. Again. Amazingly, and again probably due to plot device, it manages to crash through a previously un-damaged section of the wall. Like a badly scripted 1930 episode of Keystone Cops, three weasels barrel roll out of the van and begin looking around, their stethoscopes swinging wildly around them as they bound about.]

Inept ACME™ Weasel Paramedic #66: "...hey, where's Wombat?"
Inept ACME™ Weasel Paramedic #4: "What makes you assume he's around here somewhere?"
Inept ACME™ Weasel Paramedic #66: "Because he's ALWAYS around here somewhere."
Inept ACME™ Weasel Paramedic #302: "This had better be important, I was just about to finish watching Bridget Jones in the back of the van."
Inept ACME™ Weasel Paramedic #66: "I that movie is a matter of life or death, you've got the VCR wired up through the defibrillator."
Inept ACME™ Weasel Paramedic #4: "...well the ending was kind of a shock."
Inept ACME™ Weasel Paramedic #302: "NO SPOILERS!"
Inept ACME™ Weasel Paramedic #66: "Still you didn't have to drive through Achoo's Underground Lair because you were watching a movie."
Inept ACME™ Weasel Paramedic #302: "I wasn't driving."
Inept ACME™ Weasel Paramedic #4: "Nope. Wasn't me. I thought you were driving."
Inept ACME™ Weasel Paramedic #66: Well if neither of you were driving, then who drove us through the wall?"

[At this point, Wombat crawls out from the driver's seat; still wearing a McDonald's booster seat strapped to his hiney. He smiles a big toothy grin and points to the far side of the room.]

Wombat: "Its Monday night. According to the greater marsupial event calendar, Achoo's Underground lair is hosting scrambled condor egg buffet and midget octopus stripping extravaganza; he's calling it 8-ways legs-n-eggs!"

*cricket chirps*

Inept ACME™ Weasel Paramedic #66: "Um..."
Inept ACME™ Weasel Paramedic #4: "First of all, you can't read, so how did you see this in a calendar?"
Wombat: "Meh, I skimmed it a little."
Inept ACME™ Weasel Paramedic #302: "...and Achoo's Underground lair hasn't had a buffet since the botulism outbreak last year."
Inept ACME™ Weasel Paramedic #4: "...WHICH YOU STARTED!"
Wombat: "Everyone's gotta have a hobby."
Inept ACME™ Weasel Paramedic #66: "...at which point you stole all the 'mechs from the parking lot and sold them for cream cheese and Chili-Inferno flavored seaweed sticks while all Achoo's customers were in the hospital."
Wombat: "I did offer to share."
Inept ACME™ Weasel Paramedic #302: "ACME™ Weasel Paramedic #22 imploded when he ate one."
Wombat: "People eat things that are too spicy..."
Inept ACME™ Weasel Paramedic #4: "...and ACME™ Weasel Paramedic #7072 still thinks he's Billy Mays!!"
Wombat: "...yeah, but your uniforms look GREAT thanks to the Oxy Clean."
Inept ACME™ Weasel Paramedic #66: "..and I don't even want to get into what you did with Bill Cosby's pants!"
Wombat: "Well you guys feel free to reminisce. I'm going to go help myself to Achoo's underwear drawer, raid his refrigerator, and then floss my teeth with that videocassette tape in the VCR that some idiot left hooded up to the defibrillator."
Inept ACME™ Weasel Paramedic #302: "...*GASP*...not Bridgette Jones! Um...look, Wombat, a distraction!"

[Wombat looks in the direction that Inept ACME™ Weasel Paramedic #302 points, at which point he clubs Wombat over the head with a large pipe wrench (ironically, an ACME™ approved Weasel Paramedic "life-saving" device. Wombat's eyes spin in the back of his head for a moment like a Las Vegas casino.]

*bing*
*bing*
*bing*

[Wombat's eyes both roll over to "JACKPOT", at which point his mouth opens and a few thousand C-Bills worth of gold coins spill out onto the floor. All three ACME™ Weasel Paramedics pick up the seemingly lifeless marsupial and chuck him into the back of the van and drive off...naturally through another previously un-damaged section of the wall.]

*CRASH!!*

[As the dust settles, a single slip of paper floats down to the floor; a bill from the ACME™ Weasel Paramedics for "services rendered".]
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 16 March 2015, 10:48:40
THAT is a bill I am tempted to pay!
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 16 March 2015, 17:09:34
He stole your mechs and left my custom 200-ton baby alone!  ;D

HA ha!
TT
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 17 March 2015, 10:31:54
He did graffiti the heck out of it though.......guess Wombat thought it was a building.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 17 March 2015, 17:30:17
It practically is.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 18 March 2015, 13:25:52
* Throws up gang signs at everybody *

You dissin' my new Wombat-inspired swagger paint job?

TT


PS: Wombat was on my facebook:
https://scontent-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hvideo-xaf1/v/t42.1790-2/1595820_737133506327233_1205783091_n.mp4?rl=718&vabr=399&oh=e3397eb639e8b6aa6b98ebeb1fa14427&oe=550A1999 (https://scontent-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hvideo-xaf1/v/t42.1790-2/1595820_737133506327233_1205783091_n.mp4?rl=718&vabr=399&oh=e3397eb639e8b6aa6b98ebeb1fa14427&oe=550A1999)
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 18 March 2015, 19:34:23
I'm actually dissin' the 10 kp/h runspeed
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 18 March 2015, 19:54:06
What?! Not that the fact it's using a supercharger to make it happen?

TT
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 20 March 2015, 18:48:38
That thing makes an Atlas look to be as fast as a Greyhound.  O0
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 21 March 2015, 08:33:26
Wanna walk that Atlas around my block?  ;)

TT
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 04 April 2015, 12:49:15
Hey let's be leaving my lug nuts alone

I've got to go save the Wombat from the Weasels again.

Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 05 April 2015, 00:45:33
Why would you do that?
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 18 April 2015, 20:57:44
Isn't that the other way around in reverse of something?
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 20 April 2015, 18:25:16
Nope it's totally straight up
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 09 May 2015, 21:00:01
Around here the only thing that is straight up is [censored].  >:D
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Taelus on 11 May 2015, 18:25:10
Grabs a beer and popcorn and watchs the world famous Wombat explode, again.

Amazing. Still going boom after all this time. Looks at popcorn with a questioning
look. "Who made this popcorn?"
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 11 May 2015, 18:33:31
Is that BoP Industries Theater Butter Popcorn, Extended Snacking Edition?
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Taelus on 11 May 2015, 18:56:17
Just wondering if Wombat had anything to do with the pop corn.  ???
Things might happen. Like when When Wombat made

Inferno chili IIC.

That is a blast from the past.  >:D
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 11 May 2015, 20:40:15
I could have swore the Chile Inferno I I was made using the stone soup method.
I tell you, that was one tasty stone.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Taelus on 12 May 2015, 11:25:15
Stone soup ???  Is ths a clan thing?
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 12 May 2015, 18:53:49
Only the poor clans
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 13 May 2015, 17:41:58
Technically it is a Taurian thing involving a somewhat shady deal with a Sea Fox merchant.......
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Taelus on 14 May 2015, 10:33:52
Shady soup deal.  8)
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 14 May 2015, 16:00:05
I prefer the Airplane Jet engine Trial, the Case of the Missing Pouch and Pouch of Lost Time...

And now I must go, and wash my Beauty that is my Tank!

ta-ta!

TT
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 09 July 2015, 14:46:32
Time to air out the lair.

(Achoo goes into the restroom and turns on the exhaust fan, which sounds a lot like a huge turboprop. As the air swirls about sucking everything light enough to be sucked up, like Wombat of possibly small children. Achoo walks about the bar spraying the floor down with a firehose, the water from which is also sucked out of the lair more than slightly resembling a waterspout.)
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: wolfgar on 18 July 2015, 11:19:06
*puts on the manacles chaining himself to the wall* time to be a  body kite
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 18 July 2015, 20:29:18
[Liberally washes down Wolfgar with the firehose, just to be sure.]
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 19 July 2015, 01:04:02
Hey wait, I just had my skeleton replaced with a much lighter composite material
*gets sucked out of the vent*
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 20 July 2015, 16:44:15
* Rumbles up in his tank *

Free washes today!

WOOT!

TT
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Wombat on 21 July 2015, 07:29:02
*sploosh*

[Wombat snores loudly and wakes up in the middle of the salad bar...again. He sleepily opens his widdle eyes and looks around, wiping the crust off his lips with what was (probably) macaroni salad. He sits up and narrowly hits his head on the sneeze guard, and catches a glimpse of his reflection.]

"Why do I have Truetanker's underwear on my head?"

[Wombat shrugs. These questions usually have an answer that wouldn't concern him even if he found out, nor would he have the attention span to hear the story to completion; so Wombat proceeds to give himself a bird bath in the guacamole dip. The sound of a small marsupial bathing in green goop after he removes his soiled marsupial suit and... <<THIS PORTION HAS BEEN DEEMED UNACCEPTABLE FOR VIEWERS BELOW THE AGE OF 91...WE FAST FORWARD THE STORY FOR YOUR OWN CLEANLINESS AND SANITY OF MIND>> ...zips it back up, removing the bits of lamb chops and BirdofPrey's gym shorts as he does.]
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 21 July 2015, 15:51:15
*A random lunge chair morphs into BoP*
OI, I thought I told you to stay out of my locker, Wombat.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Wombat on 22 July 2015, 05:04:14
"Where else am I going to keep those man-eating snails?"
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 22 July 2015, 07:37:08
I set up a warehouse across the street for man eating creatures.

Geeze, don't you ever look at the pictures on the bulletins I put out?
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Wombat on 22 July 2015, 13:08:39
[Seeing as Wombat both has the inability to read combined with the attention span of a goldfish, Wombat blinks a few times and begins finger-painting on BirdofPrey's nipples with some mustard.]
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 22 July 2015, 22:07:13
[And with that Achoo turns the fire hose on both Wombat and BoP to try and wash that image out of his mine and most especially out of his dank and unpleasant underground lair which, thanks to Wombat, is mostly open to the sky and is rapidly filling up with water because Truetankers underwear has clogged the drain.]
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Wombat on 22 July 2015, 22:30:37
"Boxers or briefs?"

[Wombat shrugs.]

"...hey inquiring minds want to know."
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 23 July 2015, 00:15:00
Boxer-briefs are superior.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Wombat on 23 July 2015, 07:56:17
"...and make a superior sling shot when you peel away the elastic."


"....or so I'm told."
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 24 July 2015, 21:18:18
[Achoo floats by in a life raft, still trying to wash down the lair.....]
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 24 July 2015, 21:27:33
Hey wombat doesn't that doughnut Achoo is in look delicious?
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 25 July 2015, 13:09:37
[Achoo washes BoP down even further with the firehose as the depth of the water continues to rise in the lair.....]
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 25 July 2015, 18:57:16
Oh! You've found my oilrag shorts, thanks.

I tend to forget where I leave them, as I prefer commando over anything else. Being a Cyborg and all.

* Tosses Wombat an energy drink made with hot sauce and laced with heavy sugar syrup and a hint of lemon-lime. *

TT
 [watch]
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 25 July 2015, 23:58:41
Cyborg?  There can be only one cyborg
*fires EMP blast at TT*
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 27 July 2015, 23:18:42
Please Frail, do not interrupt me.

* Proceeds to ECCM BoP *

TT
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 28 July 2015, 00:04:48
EMP not ECM
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 28 July 2015, 12:29:32
ECCM not EMP or ECM. Not that it makes any difference.

[The water level in the lair has risen enough that the exhaust fan is now directly sucking water and spraying in into the sky and creating quite the current in the water in the lair. Meanwhile Achoo is still washing out the lair, having climbed out through one of the numerous really large holes in the roof of the underground lair.]
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: wolfgar on 09 August 2015, 21:38:47
Sits above the water level on the stairs*

Whenever you're ready Achoo, i'll throw the lever
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 09 August 2015, 22:30:50
Wait,
wait, I wanna throw a cherry bomb in there first
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 10 August 2015, 09:53:29
I think Wombat is still in there somewhere. Use a full stick or two of dynamite.  ::)
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 10 August 2015, 11:03:21
*BoP comes back with a basket of depth charges*
Just two?
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 10 August 2015, 11:47:52
Knock yourself out. Who knows, you might accidentally knock some sense into Wombat's widdle head.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: wolfgar on 12 August 2015, 21:55:47
*pulls the lever to flush the lair*

throw them in BoP, see if we can blow this bitch out
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 13 August 2015, 04:48:27
heh heh heh
FIRE ONE
*dumps in a couple charges*
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 13 August 2015, 16:18:41
* Rips open a 55 gal. drum of industrial Pink Bubble Bath soap. *

Pink enough for ya Achoo?

 [watch]
TT
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 14 August 2015, 10:40:38
Just pour it into the giant flush pit and let it bubble!
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Wrangler on 14 August 2015, 22:25:03
With all these bubbles, you'd think were in a Lawrence Welk themed bar!
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 15 August 2015, 20:26:46
* Gives BoP a rubber ducky float ring to wear. *

TT
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 17 August 2015, 21:22:39
Tiny bubbles
In the wine
Make me happy
Make me feel fine

Tiny bubbles
Make me warm all over
With a feeling that I'm gonna
Love you till the end of time

So here's to the golden moon
And here's to the silver sea
And mostly here's a toast
To you and me

So here's to the ginger lei
I give to you today
And here's a kiss
That will not fade away

Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 05 September 2015, 07:51:19
Achoo - the Don Ho of Battletech  ;D
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 07 September 2015, 20:16:12
Damn skippy!  ^-^
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 08 September 2015, 04:25:51
What's up Crumugeon?

Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Wrangler on 08 September 2015, 08:46:07
Dare i ask where your friend, the blue marsupials is?  Isn't he like the that Manei Domini saying cornie saying "I'll be back" or something.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 08 September 2015, 16:05:20
What's up Crumugeon?

It's Curmudgeon, not Crumugeon. Misspelled words get underlined so that you know they are misspelled you Idjet!
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 09 September 2015, 04:01:36
Maybe he is just a lovable rouge
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 09 September 2015, 08:08:16
It's Curmudgeon, not Crumugeon. Misspelled words get underlined so that you know they are misspelled you Idjet!

Iz ya a Engrish teacher now?

Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 09 September 2015, 16:29:56
Naw, just somebody who actually speaks it.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 12 September 2015, 21:51:02
TT doesn't understand the question...

Habla no Chopy-chopy. You rickshaw ryce?

TT
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 13 September 2015, 14:13:15
Naw, just somebody who actually speaks it.

I thought you only mumbled it  ;D
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Wrangler on 13 September 2015, 14:26:32
You know, I think the Mighty ACHOO should have a fire sale of all the surviving memorabilia from his Lair, so fund a new Lair.

Hmmm, hope that blue critter doesn't hear the word "Fire" in there.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 13 September 2015, 17:10:08
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBekXg5LxSg (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBekXg5LxSg)

You said fire!  Hehe..

TT
( Be-do )
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 13 September 2015, 20:05:09
When you say fire sale, you mean Achoo is selling everything that is actually, currently on fire right?
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 14 September 2015, 21:22:09
HACK SLASH HACK HACK HACK CRASH SMASH HACK WHACKITTY WHACK WHAK WHACKITY SMASH!
SPRAYYYYYYYY SPLASH GURGLE SPASHITTY SPLASY SPASH WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH
BEDOBEDOBEDOBEDOBEDOBEDOBEDOBEDOBEDOBEDOBEDOBEDOBEDOBEDOBEDOBEDOBEDOBEDOBEDOBEDOBEDOBEDOBEDOBEDOBEDOBEDOBEDOBEDOBEDOBEDOBEDOBEDOBEDOBEDOBEDOBEDO
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Wrangler on 14 September 2015, 21:24:27
Uh-oh. The big man pop a fuse up stairs.  He wrecking the rest of the Lair's surviving swag.  :o
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 15 September 2015, 11:55:07
I hate when my Vodka catches fire
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 15 September 2015, 19:13:35
I hate it when it is time to replace the bar before we get to 50 pages.  8)
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Wrangler on 16 September 2015, 08:41:45
Well, your the mighty Achoo!  I'm sure you can dig deep to pull from the ground a new bar to try get away from it all while getting plenty of drinks.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 16 September 2015, 09:27:29
I hate it when it is time to replace the bar before we get to 50 pages.  8)

Well the disco decor really needed to go
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 16 September 2015, 13:17:43
It was in the original plans filed by Trueheart waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay back in the day. We will just redecorate it after it gets here.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 16 September 2015, 20:13:58
What about your Disco ball collection and Donna Summer autographed pumps?
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 17 September 2015, 16:30:40
Wombat got them looooooooooooooooooooooooooooong ago.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Wrangler on 17 September 2015, 18:28:58
Don't worry, I'm sure you can get replacement ones via ComStar-EBay or WoBway.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 18 September 2015, 11:54:45
Naw, I'm good. Used the insurance money to buy beer.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 19 September 2015, 10:51:51
Yes but did you have to get Keystone Light?   #P
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Wrangler on 19 September 2015, 10:57:58
If we do something illegalish, won't the Keystone Cops show up?
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 19 September 2015, 11:09:41
They do. All the time.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 09 November 2015, 18:15:53
I'm back...

Stupid ACME weasle Ambulance took me to the wrong hospital, and then I had the wrong operation done...

TT

( Real life , I had an accident at work and did stay at a hospital that lead to real surgery on my foot. Sucks to be me. )
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 10 November 2015, 12:10:21
Well, get off your butt and start mopping the floor. We got a hell of a mess here that needs to be cleaned up for the concrete pour that is going to fill up this hole. The nee hole for the lair is already under construction at a location I will not disclose because it is supposed to be a secret.

(Sorry to hear about your hospital stay. Hope everything works reasonably well again.)
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 10 November 2015, 13:30:07
OC: It " tingles " as the nerve endings heal.... but I'm ok.

IC: What!? Why me it was Wrangler that made that hole there, not me... blame wombat!

TT
( Thanks )
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 10 November 2015, 13:46:51
Besides I found a car for Mopar to drool over that spot.

(https://fbcdn-photos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-0/p480x480/10423959_10152828309468872_7971197329813076686_n.jpg?oh=b8e0a869ae1a39a95181e1eb942210ea&oe=56B817EC&__gda__=1454287610_0c7628ffe6fd2cf3b0fb9ffae81c7789)

Should help fill it soon.

TT
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Wrangler on 10 November 2015, 17:27:16
Listen here, son.  I had nothing to do with the destruction here. 
That varmint Wombat was the critter that was making holes in this fine establishment.

I'd hide that nice ride before, Wobbie come in and take it for a ride.  ;)

OC: Glad your on the mends, Truetanker!
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 14 November 2015, 23:10:15
I am not assigning blame about who made the big hole. We've all done it at one time or another. We Just need to clean the damn place up enough so that we can fill the hole. And no fair putting the mess into the hole. If you want to put it into a hole make a hole someplace else where you can shovel the debris into.



Crap, That sounded like something which may require me to run for cover.....................
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 15 November 2015, 14:46:17
(http://chcdigital.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/duckandcover_bert_the_turtle_0.jpg)

Isn't this what trboturtle's granddaddy use to say?

TT
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 17 November 2015, 20:19:59
LOL! Roger dat! Duck and Cover, not Cover your Duck, That is something entirely different..... :P
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 18 November 2015, 14:54:02
Mr. Achoo-Claus?

Can I have for chistmas a Twerkin' Santa ana oversized Ninja turtle? A Gas Monkey oil can for Mr. Mopar, a small kennel for Wombat ana nice suit of for Mr. Wrangler, pease?

Tank chu Mr. Achoo-Claus.

Also pease, a can of Rust-EZ for Mr. BoP, so he do not rust in the sun.

TT O:-)

{Better?  }:) }
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 18 November 2015, 15:21:03
No fancy suit for BoP?
Every girl crazy for a sharp dressed bot
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Wrangler on 18 November 2015, 15:32:18
I certainly would be styling!
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 18 November 2015, 23:26:09
There will be no Christmas this year. The Maskirovka dealt with him.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Wrangler on 19 November 2015, 08:30:07
*sneaking from a dark corner in the bar, Wombat grows....charged up!* Santa?!?  "NO.  I must save it!  It must go on!  To the North Pole I go!?!"
concocts scheme to save Christmas, realizes he's the only one for the job.  But how to get there?!?  Realizes that answer!  The BAR! Placed deep in the  dark and dank near bottomless pits of the Bar, there were engines that he earlier has "borrowed" from some DropShips pretending they weren't there in wide space of oversize parking lot for the bar.  Stealing certain wallet from a certain pink fellow, who left it on the bar AGAIN and grabbing truetanker's odd peanut bowl, Wombat heads down to the deep recesses of Lair, past some boarded signs marked "Deep 13".

Using Truetanker's nicely donated charger as the controls of what became Wombat's underground DropShip.
"At the wheel of a 69 Charger, low on gas, have a DropShip made of various borrowed parts, and bar on top." Put some dark-dark RayBand TM glasses on, "Let do this!"

*suddenly lair lurches upward from it's exBrian Castle foundation flings into orbit sending Bar's occupants fling out of the remains of the bar becomes nose cone of bizarre earth works DropShip heading skywards with Achoo's beloved toilet danging on the side of it.*
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 19 November 2015, 13:49:12
[Achoo floats down under a parachute as the remains of his underground lair, and the bar, rocket up into space. He not so gently lands in the hole where the lair had been just as the first truck full of concrete arrives to fill up the hole.]

Driver: Uhm, this hole is bigger than we were contracted to fill in.
Achoo: Yes, I know.
Driver: We had a contract...
Achoo: Wombat incident.
Driver: Oh. Well, that explains that.
Achoo: Don't worry, I will pay for the extra concrete.
Driver: *sigh*
Achoo: *sigh*
Driver: I will call this in.
Achoo: I know. Just call up the plans for option..........I guess 34B.
Driver: You have that many optional plans for...
Achoo: I have hundreds. Wombat.
Driver: Riiiight, Wombat. We will get on it.
Achoo: Thanks. I will be waiting over here to see if the bar crashes.
Driver: The bar......crashes?
Achoo: Wombat. Turned the bar into a dropship. But it is not all that aerodynamic, all that well constructed, and Wombat is trying to fly it.
Driver: Crap...................Is there a bunker of something nearby?
Achoo: Option 34B.
Driver: Ohhh, we will get right on that!

[Achoo sits down in a lounge chair, sipping on a beer while he watches the bar and lair sort of careen around the sky chased by three assaulkt dropships trying to shoot it down.]
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 19 November 2015, 15:27:51
Then I vote Achoo the Mighty to be Krumpus this year!

TT
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Wrangler on 20 November 2015, 14:36:17
[High in high orbital plane of the planet,  as Wombat's underground DropShip made junk, ferrocrette, and other unspeakable flings towards North Pole.  Wombat is jamming his head to a unspeakable Rasalhagian death-metal tune, where he notices his newly acquired dropship which he's nicked named "The Lair" is shuttering.  He first notices this by seeing the Sony wide screen television flickering between "I AM Wombat" triovideo cartoon show and image of three Tiamat class Dropships gaining speed on his' ship.  Sniffing a peanut from truetanker's donated peanut stash he liberated.  He then presses a random button on markshift console.]

**SHUTTER**  [From outside this towering and even more battered junkShip named "The Lair", a large Lifeboat is flung from the back of the ship. The lifeboat launches, yanking some piping of Achoo's bathroom from main body of the vehicle out. The boat begins spinning at super sonic speeds, smacking one of the three Tiamat-Class DropShips causing it to loose control.  Causing one to career out of control and crash back into the hole where "The Lair" came from promptly landing nearly but not on top of Achoo in his comfortable chair.   While the tub from his bathroom clearly lands on top of him, bottoms up.]

KA-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 20 November 2015, 23:16:11
This totally voids my warranty
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 21 November 2015, 00:54:00
[muffled] *groan* Mine too. [/muffled]
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Wrangler on 24 November 2015, 14:05:02
What in tarnations is that??!?

[Wrangler's pushes off a fallen wooden panel off himself and dusts him off to look up.   Looks at upside down Tiamat-Class Pocket WarShip, with it's thrusters sticking high in the air.  Suddenly, with a Flip of a hatch, Wrangler is ran over by hoard of wacky Ferrets dressed in Republic Border Fleet uniforms scurrying away from down DropShip!]

[Then as Wrangler attempts stand up, another horder of construction men who appear to be ferrets wearing 34th Workers Union out fits dash over him again *ouch!* and board the ship and start renovating the DropShip into a Bar as per contract after the associated "coffee breaks".]

*Rather confused and stomped on Wrangler stands up* What heck is this? A Freeway!?


 
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 24 November 2015, 22:54:05
[muffled] I don't know. I cannot see anything here under this stupid upside down bathtub. Mind you, it may be safer under here than out there. [/muffled]
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 30 November 2015, 16:40:18
Truetanker just notices his peanut jar is missing.

" Where's it at BoP? I knew you liked those, but didn't you HAVE to steal 'em too? "

TT
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 30 November 2015, 17:41:51
*BoP puts the liberated peanut jar into hammerspace*
I admit nothing.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 30 November 2015, 22:09:51
[muffled] Admitting nothing is not the same as not being guilty. In point of fact it almost positively indicates that you actually are guilty. Just saying......[/muffled]
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Wrangler on 30 November 2015, 22:22:10
[BUT Suddenly!   34th Workers Union Ferrets rush out from the exTiamat now turn Bar, seize the tub an rush to install it into the Bar, taking ACHOO into the ship.]

[Looking at wrong floor plans installing the tub with ACHOO inside of it into a complicated plumbing system which links the former ship's liquid tanks turn Liquor tanks into tub as a Beer Tap.]

Ahh...we may want get him out of there...
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 30 November 2015, 23:50:34
In my defense, I never got my in-flight meal
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 02 December 2015, 21:22:12
Well........this sucks. No, literally. It is sucking.OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW *PLOP*

Well, at least I am out. Where I am out is ........ where ?
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 03 December 2015, 05:42:55
5352 E Wombat Blvd
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 03 December 2015, 14:28:34
That's the wrong side of the tracks
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Wrangler on 04 December 2015, 07:46:15
Wrong side of the planet.  Whatever one were on...
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 05 December 2015, 00:04:31
Well, the address may be wrong but it appears to be a bar. A messed up poorly designed and built bar, but a bar nevertheless.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 05 December 2015, 00:17:34
Sounds about right then.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Wrangler on 05 December 2015, 07:30:10
Achoo....why are you small?  Your size of old 1980s GiJoe figure......that hole must done it.

Here i thought you were going drown in beer from in there.  :D
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 05 December 2015, 22:00:52
Just means that the beer will last longer.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 22 December 2015, 13:04:53
Mini Achoo? 
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 22 December 2015, 15:05:36
We can fix that problem with the BoP Industries Embiggening Ray (trademark pending)

Warning: BoP Industries is not responsible for intentional or accidental creation of Kaiju, do not use on reptiles.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 22 December 2015, 17:18:21
We can fix that problem with the BoP Industries Embiggening Ray (trademark pending)

Warning: BoP Industries is not responsible for intentional or accidental creation of Kaiju, do not use on reptiles.

I thought BoP Industries got sued when it was discovered that this was just 50 tons of McDonalds pushed through a food processor
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 22 December 2015, 17:21:40
It was 40 tons, and It was BoP Food Industries that was sued over the BoP Food Industries Enlargening Stew (results are guaranteed,but remember we won that suit because we didn't specify what those results are)
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 22 December 2015, 21:52:51
Wow! Being smaller makes reading the fine print easier!
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 22 December 2015, 21:57:25
Nah BoP Industries has no fine print this week since we need to refurbish the BoP Industries Recertified Fine Printer.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 22 December 2015, 22:04:57
I wasn't referring to that. I was referring to the fine print on this contract to have whoever destroyed the lair destroyed. I get to call in a free orbital strike if needed! Sweet!
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 22 December 2015, 22:43:31
I can paint a bullseye on the target for on $19.95
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 23 December 2015, 14:07:52
I'll do it for $19.94.

TT
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 23 December 2015, 14:24:26
Don't you know anything about pricing?  Always use odd numbers when you want it to look smaller
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 23 December 2015, 14:32:00
I did... I said $19.949999999999

Oh, I forgot :
Nah BoP Industries has no fine print this week since we need to refurbish the BoP Industries Recertified Fine Printer.

Check your reader again...

TT
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 23 December 2015, 14:33:40
The reader is on vacation
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 23 December 2015, 14:40:28
Since when did BoP Industries allow employees to have vacations?

TT
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 23 December 2015, 15:52:07
We at BoP Industries understand how fragile organic beings are, so we have always allowed our biological equipment some downtime to recover and maintain efficiency.
The higher morale they have, the sooner they can program their robotic replacements to have high morale.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Wrangler on 23 December 2015, 21:55:24
Watch out using that bathroom they installed, i think it's one of the exTiamat's escape pods.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 24 December 2015, 01:41:37
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/91/3b/a9/913ba90f259b16b321747f80ffac1c10.jpg)
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Wrangler on 24 December 2015, 22:59:12
[Mean while.  Over heads of all of a unsuspecting world....flies perhaps the most bizarre dropship ever to fly the skies of any world.  Flies the a dropship made of ferrocrette, mixed metal parts, some harden rock, and dropship parts from various ships that don't exist....

[Surveying the world at large, the Wombat.  Glances over the screens of his newly decorated dropship controls, with monitors showing various targets of Christmas Cheer he wishes to spread across this world.  Giving toothy smile, he spots what has become the new Lair of Achoo.  Pressing with easy hand button. From perhap's ship's only *working* dropship door opens, drops large boxy object from the sky.   Achoo on a rare moment in time, is on a evening stroll, is on receiving end of a large green and red gift box full of decades old Fruit Cake with TnT "candle" as it.  then suddenly explodes with full Christmas might of the savior of the holiday, the Wombat!!]

***COMICAL EXPLOSION!!!!!!!*****

[As his odd-ball DropShip fly out sights, hunting for a another target on this holy of commercial nights.....it can be heard over open frequencies]


Quote from: Wombat
"Merry Christmas to all and to all a Good night!"]
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 26 December 2015, 13:43:17
Merry Christmas Achoo!

And the rest of you guys
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 26 December 2015, 22:16:02
[Loud SPLAT! as Achoo falls from the sky after getting blowed up by really old Fruit cake, which for some reason is falling to the ground around the entire area pretty much unaffected by the explosion]

Why me! Why me all the time?

[rattling sound as Achoo shakes his head to clear it. He finally reaches into his ear and pulls out a fruit cake, which he tosses aside.]

Somebody blow up Mopar next time! It's his turn to get blowed up!
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 27 December 2015, 10:02:10
I'm too young to be blown up  :D
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Wrangler on 27 December 2015, 12:22:08
I'm too young to be blown up  :D
Well, your not too young to be recalled by Fiat-Chrysler.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 27 December 2015, 17:35:14
Well, your not too young to be recalled by Fiat-Chrysler.

I don't think any of my Chrysler Products were ever recalled but then again my newest one is a 1999
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Clangador on 17 January 2016, 03:21:42
And your newest idea is from 1899. Just staying. No judgements...   (Okay maybe a few.)
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 17 January 2016, 14:07:51
What can one say? Mopar just loves the moldy oldies!
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Clangador on 17 January 2016, 15:55:05

*puts a small construction crew in Achoo's mind to mark the exits*
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Wrangler on 17 January 2016, 19:11:43
*spies nano-size drone shaped Wombat sneak into Achoo's mind a put a sign over one of the his ear's entries reading*  "abandon all hope ye who enter here" ..smaller print "there be no one living here!"*
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 18 January 2016, 01:06:55
What can one say? Mopar just loves the moldy oldies!

Hey I thought we weren't going to talk about my underpants!   >:(
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 18 January 2016, 01:43:55
I wasn't. I was talking about moldy oldies, not moldy underoos.  }:)
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 18 January 2016, 05:42:01
Attention: Anti mold radiation burst will commence in 5 minutes.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Wrangler on 18 January 2016, 11:47:42
*Wrangler jumps into the new old bar's command deck below the bar!*  Time to get some shelter...
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 19 January 2016, 23:19:59
I wasn't. I was talking about moldy oldies, not moldy underoos.  }:)

These are Special Edition Superman Underoos!
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Clangador on 20 January 2016, 01:09:11
(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y56/Clangador/Mobile%20Uploads/20160107_225215717_zpskxicgy6s.jpeg) (http://s3.photobucket.com/user/Clangador/media/Mobile%20Uploads/20160107_225215717_zpskxicgy6s.jpeg.html)
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 20 January 2016, 13:23:59
Clang has Wonder Woman underoos
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 20 January 2016, 23:47:32
When did he steal them, and does she know about this mental myopia?
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 21 January 2016, 14:36:28
He didn't steal them.  He's been wearing them since 1972
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 21 January 2016, 21:19:35
Talk about moldy oldies!  :o
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 22 January 2016, 15:19:31
What ever you do don't touch them. 
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Wrangler on 22 January 2016, 15:20:03
*Wrangler answers the phone, nods and turns to the bar and says*, "Hey, is there anyone here knows someone named 1972?  They said they want underwoos back or somethin."
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Clangador on 22 January 2016, 20:30:03
Fact: I'm wearing dirty underwear today. I count find any clean ones.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 23 January 2016, 12:06:20
Fact: I'm wearing dirty underwear today. I count find any clean ones.

You never had any clean ones!
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 27 January 2016, 00:36:10
no wonder you could not find any! You were counting them you big dummy!  >:D
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Wrangler on 27 January 2016, 06:04:01
Hmmm, that fruitcake the Wombat dropped.......is moving...run everybody!!

(http://assets.amuniversal.com/0536c0107a3401332158005056a9545d)
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 27 January 2016, 23:11:38
RUN AWAY!
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 28 January 2016, 15:14:00
RUN AWAY!!!!!
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 28 January 2016, 19:15:15
Ran Away!   Trying to decide if I need to run further away!
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 28 January 2016, 19:19:28
I walked along the avenue.
I never thought I'd meet a girl like you;
Meet a girl like you.
With auburn hair and tawny eyes;
The kind of eyes that hypnotize me through;
Hypnotize me through.

And I ran, I ran so far away.
I just ran, I ran all night and day.
I couldn't get away.

A cloud appears above your head;
A beam of light comes shining down on you,
Shining down on you.
The cloud is moving nearer still.
Aurora borealis comes in view;
Aurora comes in view.

And I ran, I ran so far away.
I just ran, I ran all night and day.
I couldn't get away.

Reached out a hand to touch your face;
You're slowly disappearing from my view;
Disappearing from my view.
Reached out a hand to try again;
I'm floating in a beam of light with you;
A beam of light with you.

And I ran, I ran so far away.
I just ran, I ran all night and day.
I couldn't get away.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 02 February 2016, 12:31:26
Hey! That's my schtick!  :))
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 02 February 2016, 13:50:57
Ran Away!   Trying to decide if I need to run further away!


Yep we can still see you
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 03 February 2016, 23:25:40
That's because I came back to complain about BoP using my schtick. Would you like me to poke you with my schtick?
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 04 February 2016, 16:43:55
That's because I came back to complain about BoP using my schtick. Would you like me to poke you with my schtick?

I would like you to smack BoP with a schtick for using your schtick, so please schtick it to him. 
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 04 February 2016, 18:13:20
Schtick it to The Man.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Wrangler on 04 February 2016, 19:30:06
He'll leave you in Schticks.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 05 February 2016, 00:33:44
That's a lot of chutzpah from a mashugana about my schtick.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 05 February 2016, 10:50:32
We all know it's just a twig and berry  ;D ;)
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 08 February 2016, 13:21:36
But it's MY twig and berry! MINE! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 08 February 2016, 16:48:28
Ah what a proud papa
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 10 February 2016, 00:08:54
Oh, we sailed down from Alaska on our way to Puget Sound,
The skipper went aloft, he said he'd take a look around.
When he came down, his face looked like he'd smelled an awful smell,
And then he called all hands on deck and we all heard him yell:

"Who hid the halibut on the poop deck?
Who hid the halibut on the poop deck?
I'll knock him for a loop, that silly nincompoop,
Who hid the halibut on the poop deck?"

Then old second mate Kit Hornson says, "What is this scuttlebutt?
I think that I'll go up and look, just for the halibut."
But he came down and said, "Boys, this will be a smelly trip,
Unless we find that halibut, we'd better burn the ship.

Who hid the halibut on the poop deck?
Who hid the halibut on the poop deck?
My nose tells me it's there, but I've looked everywhere,
Who hid the halibut on the poop deck?"

Then the cook said to the captain, "Sir, before I make the soup,
If you have no objection, I'll go snoop around the poop."
The cook was pale when he came down, he headed for his bunk,
He says, "I never knew a fish could outperform a skunk."

"Who hid the halibut on the poop deck?
Who hid the halibut on the poop deck?
The whole darn crew was weak from this game of hide and seek,
Who hid the halibut on the poop deck?"

Then up stepped Knute Knutsen, he is tougher than a boot,
He says, "I'll find that halibut, or my name ain't Knute."
And fifteen minutes later he had found where it was stored,
And twenty seagulls fainted when he threw it overboard.

Who hid the halibut on the poop deck?
Who hid the halibut on the poop deck?
We never never knew, what screwball in the crew
Who had hid the halibut on the poop deck.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Wrangler on 10 February 2016, 17:50:36
Achoo has head has popped with that poopscade of a tale.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 11 February 2016, 00:40:59
Achoo's head has not had popped on that poop deck. That would be Achoo's scuttle butt.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 11 February 2016, 12:33:10
Where was the halibut?
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 11 February 2016, 16:21:26
On the poooooooop deck! Shesh! Read the lyrics!   ::)
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 11 February 2016, 19:58:49
On the poooooooop deck! Shesh! Read the lyrics!   ::)

Yes but where on the poop deck?
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 11 February 2016, 23:01:25
Next to the urinal cake, duh.

I'm back.

TT
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 12 February 2016, 13:33:28
Yes but where on the poop deck?

At the butt of the boat silly!
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Wrangler on 12 February 2016, 23:54:56
This conversation is becoming butt of alot people's jokes.  :-X
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 14 February 2016, 20:53:54
Are you butting in or butting out?
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 16 February 2016, 15:13:09
Next to the urinal cake, duh.

I'm back.

TT

Where were you?
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 16 February 2016, 16:35:08
Hospital bill required me to give up internet for a few months.

TT
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 16 February 2016, 17:57:43
OUCH! Double pain! Glad you are back.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 16 February 2016, 18:02:16
Thanks talking Pink dude!  ;D Where's the Blue one? ;)

TT
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 16 February 2016, 18:04:30
Hospital bill required me to give up internet for a few months.

TT

You choose your health over us?

I have never been so insulted!

 ;D ;)
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 16 February 2016, 18:13:24
Well I kicked your fender and lost my big toe... I want it back you Buick 8 or are you Christen!

TT
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 16 February 2016, 21:11:56
Well I kicked your fender and lost my big toe... I want it back you Buick 8 or are you Christen!

TT

No need for name calling.

Can you describe your toe?  It's a common thing around here. 
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Clangador on 17 February 2016, 00:02:37
Nothing wrong with name calling. Hello Phred! Where are you?
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 17 February 2016, 17:27:18
Nothing wrong with name calling. Hello Phred! Where are you?

Stop that Clangapherd
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Wrangler on 17 February 2016, 18:58:52
Oh NO!!!  Its the end.....of the thread.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 17 February 2016, 19:11:01
As we know... and I'm fiiine. Maroon color Achoo, won't you come, won't you come.

To Black Hole Sun, re-lyriced.

TT
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 17 February 2016, 19:14:41
That's sounds like premature thread evaporation to me
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 17 February 2016, 19:18:03
More like Achoo's Thread warranty is about to expire, quick get the ACME Lawyers on the horn.

Wait, the horn's with Wombat?

Dangnabit... I blame BoP for this.

TT
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 17 February 2016, 20:50:45
He has to be guilty of something.... 8)
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 17 February 2016, 21:46:25
I ADMIT NOTHING
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 17 February 2016, 23:29:53
I ADMIT NOTHING

He's really Sgt. Schultz!
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Wrangler on 18 February 2016, 23:45:04
I ADMIT NOTHING
Denial is the first sign of guilt, BoP.  8)
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 18 February 2016, 23:47:20
Blame it on the Preeeey.

To Blame it on the Rain, re-lyriced.

TT
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 19 February 2016, 07:18:16
I still blame BoP because he has to be guilty of something..... ::)
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 19 February 2016, 07:28:13
You have to figure out what it is first :P

Am I guilty of something as heinous as serial regicide, or have I simply forgotten to pay a parking ticket?
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Wrangler on 20 February 2016, 00:29:09
You have to figure out what it is first :P

Am I guilty of something as heinous as serial regicide, or have I simply forgotten to pay a parking ticket?
I thought it was that strafing run you did with collector's edition Klingon Bird of Prey on Achoo's DropShip collection.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 20 February 2016, 01:24:45
Nobody saw it, so you can't prove anything.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 20 February 2016, 18:53:02
So that was you... I paid handsomely a passing Ferangi for that Holo-vid data.

TT
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 21 February 2016, 02:49:01
No no.
I mean no one literally SAW it.
She can fire while cloaked
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 22 February 2016, 19:02:16
SO YOU ADMIT IT!  >:(
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Wrangler on 22 February 2016, 20:11:31
Ahhh...the Photon Torpedo fired was visable and highlighted your ship.  Little flaw in your plan... :P
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 22 February 2016, 22:15:13
I only admit to owning a ship.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 23 February 2016, 23:15:02
And I only admit to being.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Clangador on 27 February 2016, 00:50:58
Then you're not a nonbeing.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 27 February 2016, 10:35:23
He's more of a gaseous mass
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Wrangler on 27 February 2016, 13:18:07
Isn't there danger of him bursting into a new star due to gravity?
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 28 February 2016, 01:22:07
unlikely
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 28 February 2016, 09:52:44
unlikely

Don't be so sure - that's a lot of mass
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Wrangler on 28 February 2016, 14:35:25
Don't be so sure - that's a lot of mass
and gas.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 28 February 2016, 15:38:23
Achoo's more like a nebula
not even interesting without color filters and photoshop magic
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 29 February 2016, 20:33:13
Ohhhhh, rapier shit....I mean wit.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 01 March 2016, 00:02:18
you might have had it right the first time  ;D
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 01 March 2016, 13:39:46
I was pretty sure I was right the first time as well...............But I didn't want what I was saying to be too nebulous or gassy........ }:)
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Clangador on 01 March 2016, 22:59:01
I find gas giants creepy. Probably Stanley Kubrick's fault.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 02 March 2016, 00:11:18
So Clang your saying your ass is big  ;D
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Wrangler on 02 March 2016, 17:57:27
The Bell has been tolled, its 50th PAGE!

*Runs in panic*
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 02 March 2016, 18:37:23
So go out in a bang!

* Lights a match and places it next to a small Gas Giant called Achoo... *

TT
 ;D
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 02 March 2016, 21:23:33
*grabs all the booze*
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 02 March 2016, 21:38:26
(http://rexwiederanders.weebly.com/uploads/2/0/5/7/20577108/6439372_orig.png)
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 02 March 2016, 22:11:56
Agh! It's not in Braille!

TT
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 03 March 2016, 06:55:11
Do you need it to be explained?
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 03 March 2016, 12:20:26
Why is there an ESD warning if there is total destruction?
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 03 March 2016, 13:30:05
Depends, do you want off the boat before it asplodes?

Or worse, what if it doesn't explode at all?
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 03 March 2016, 20:20:22
OTTO-DESTRUCT INITIATED!

OTTO-DESTRUCT WILL OCCUR WHENEVER OTTO FINALLY BOTHERS TO SHOW UP
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 04 March 2016, 13:06:10
Is otto the person who told everyone to fire at Wil?
poor poor Wil
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 06 March 2016, 00:11:01
Otto?  He was a Raider wasn't he?
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Wrangler on 06 March 2016, 14:05:50
Otto?  He was a Raider wasn't he?
He was a Ice-powered Industrial Mech?  Yikes.  Your mileage may vary in your use.  Least you get a chain saw with it.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 07 March 2016, 00:04:38
He was a Ice-powered Industrial Mech?  Yikes.  Your mileage may vary in your use.  Least you get a chain saw with it.

That doesn't sound safe
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 08 March 2016, 12:25:48
Meh. Safe is overrated.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Wrangler on 08 March 2016, 18:10:55
Meh. Safe is overrated.
That's why you were cutting that cheese wheel with that banged up ForestryMech in the back of the bar?
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 08 March 2016, 20:48:49
Achoo cut the cheese?
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 08 March 2016, 23:10:20
 }:)
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 19 March 2016, 00:26:16
I'll hate to see this place go
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 20 March 2016, 21:54:35
It doesn't just disappear when they lock it. You can go back and read it again until housekeeping finally gets around to cleaning things up.  Does that make you feel better?
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 25 March 2016, 15:41:02
No
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 26 March 2016, 10:00:34
Sorry
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Wrangler on 26 March 2016, 10:51:34
*Wombat hearing of the impending closer of the thread, thinks the place should celebrate a successful run with explosive ending.*

*He pulls out large crates of ACME (R) brand crates of TNT and place them in Achoo's bathroom to set up fireworks displace, placing some chinese fire rockets inside pile.   Then uncollies detonator cord....then jumps into Achoo's pants to for protection and gives toothy smile and pushes the plunger*

COMICAL EXPLOSIONS WITH FIRE WORKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 27 March 2016, 21:06:34
OOOOOOOHHHH!!   AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!  OOOOWWWWWWW!!
HEY! GET OUT OF THERE!
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 28 March 2016, 13:09:38
It's all fun and games until a Wombat jumps in your pants
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 28 March 2016, 20:35:45
[The scene that follows is a comical and series of futile attempts by Achoo to get Wombat out of his singed and smoking pants, culmination with the even more comical scene where Achoo uses a sledge hammer to try and hit Wombat, failing horribly. The scene ends with Wombat running of with Achoo's pants while Achoo lays there moaning pitifully on the ground holding his hammered groin.]

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww*wheeze*grooooooooooooooooooooooooooanuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 28 March 2016, 20:51:02
You hit the nail on the head Achoo?

Need a Band-Aid?

TT
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 29 March 2016, 01:18:23
Clearly the time has come for extreme measures.
That is why I brought my rocket-launching gatling railgun
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 29 March 2016, 11:36:49
Those  ow never groan never work wheeeze properly. moan The ammo uhnnn feeds always misfeed and cough cause ammo owwwww explosions.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Wrangler on 29 March 2016, 16:57:49
*seeing opportunity for mischief, Wombat pulls off his pie-rator rifle and begins pie-ing everyone with custer filled pies with super-sonic force! Hitting Wrangler squarely in face flopping hind over and behind into back of the bar, where he clearly smacks BirdofPrey out of the the air, on to the ground smack truetanker multiple times!

*giving toothy smile, he sets it rapid fire and pies Achoo until pies comes out of his behind!*

Ouch
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 30 March 2016, 13:45:52
Why is Wombat pooping pies?
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 30 March 2016, 18:46:46
WOOT! PAGE 51 ya....

Somebody needs glasses...

TT
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Wrangler on 30 March 2016, 20:14:41
Why is Wombat pooping pies?
*wipes the pie from his eyes*

He firing enough pies at you since it will come from your behind, Achoo.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 31 March 2016, 19:09:45
I'm staying away from the Chocolate Cream pie.

Just saying
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 01 April 2016, 18:44:37
That's pudding pie in your pooper the hard way!  ::)
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 01 April 2016, 23:48:49
Yeahhh  this thread is overdue for burnination
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 02 April 2016, 21:18:10
BOP - try the pudding
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 02 April 2016, 21:34:00
Great. Mopar is brown nosing it again.

TT
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 03 April 2016, 00:46:09
Why do BoP assume da puddin' be brown? Does BoP mean Brown Old Puddin"?
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 04 April 2016, 12:39:11
Why do BoP assume da puddin' be brown? Does BoP mean Brown Old Puddin"?

I think it's TT that is assuming it's brown
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 04 April 2016, 13:22:42
Why do BoP assume da puddin' be brown? Does BoP mean Brown Old Puddin"?
HEY!
Don't go implicating me (again)
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 04 April 2016, 15:29:18
HEY!
Don't go implicating me (again)

Proclaimed the guilty
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 04 April 2016, 16:36:55
All evidence points to TT's guilt

He's a witch, he must BURN.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 04 April 2016, 17:57:36
Who wants some free BoP Industries product?

TT  >:D
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Wrangler on 04 April 2016, 17:57:36
Burn, like with a Firestarter?
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 04 April 2016, 21:45:40
Well, it certainly isn't like the burn after exercise. The only exercise we get around here is pressing our luck.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 05 April 2016, 04:01:13
This mission, should you choose to accept it, will self destruct in ten seconds.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 05 April 2016, 07:38:01
Can I just phone it in? I don't have any round tuits.  ::)
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 05 April 2016, 09:50:38
The number you have dialed is not in service, or is assigned to a different area code.  Please check the number and try again, or hang up and then dial your operator.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 05 April 2016, 09:56:19
Can I just phone it in? I don't have any round tuits.  ::)

A friend of mine actually owns a round tuit - it's in the form of a wooden nickel
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Wrangler on 05 April 2016, 15:20:17
Hate see a CBill that's wooden, comstar will have fits. Not hightech enough.  :D
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 05 April 2016, 17:53:58
Hate see a CBill that's wooden, comstar will have fits. Not hightech enough.  :D

Not to mention the Primus would have splinters in strange places
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 06 April 2016, 11:51:59
 :D
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 07 April 2016, 12:25:49
Damn- this place just won't die
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 07 April 2016, 17:59:50
This is the thread that will not die.  O0


No, I wont reprised 'The Song that will Never End"
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Wrangler on 07 April 2016, 18:57:13
What about The Never Ending Story?
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 08 April 2016, 00:14:14
Should have been the Put This Story Out Of It's Misery Story
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 08 April 2016, 20:19:02
The problem is it didn't.  8)
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Wrangler on 09 April 2016, 00:17:45
I wish the real Wombat would return. To pay respects to the threat he started.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 09 April 2016, 09:57:00
Well boys I'm off to the Land of the Current Wombat - tootles
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Wrangler on 09 April 2016, 10:16:19
Well boys I'm off to the Land of the Current Wombat - tootles
Say Hi to Wombat and friends!  Watch your back!
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 11 April 2016, 12:51:52
Don't do anything I would do.... O:-)
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 18 April 2016, 20:03:31
Shoebeedoobeedoo!
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 18 April 2016, 20:05:28
So... SOMEBODY finally comes out of the closet!

TT
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 18 April 2016, 20:08:23
Hey! I got confused and walked through the wrong door! It's an honest mistake!
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 18 April 2016, 20:15:21
Right.... no moonshine for you! More for Mopar to lube-gas up his ticker.

TT
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 18 April 2016, 20:19:13
Awwww man! Accidentally wander through the wrong door and they assume you are drunk! I was just confused! Happens when you get old!
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 18 April 2016, 20:36:38
Like this thread.. already 52!  ::)

TT
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 18 April 2016, 21:23:43
Maybe they will let it get to a page count that is close to my actual age.  O0



Which will be 60 in July....... :o
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 01 May 2016, 23:44:45
Right.... no moonshine for you! More for Mopar to lube-gas up his ticker.

TT

I'm fully lubed all the time thanks. 

I'm also back from Asia for now
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 02 May 2016, 21:56:35
Managed to escape yet again, did you?
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Wrangler on 02 May 2016, 22:08:03
*feeling frisky, finding the new version of The Mighty Achoo cute....through's a Poke'ball (tm) at  Achoo while he sneezes.  In his weaken state, Achoo is captured by Wombat as his new Poke'mon!*
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 03 May 2016, 11:30:00
[For his impertinence Wrangler finds himself stuck inside of a Pokeball stuck inside of Wombat's pouch.]  O0
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Wrangler on 04 May 2016, 21:18:13
*Wrangler wondering why heck HE's in the a Poke'ball.  Discovers that Poke'ball is actually a Tardis, he sets the controls some random destination that has beer. Making the ball, and apparently the WomBat disappear from time and space of the bar!*
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 05 May 2016, 01:08:12
What was that strange grinding noise?












Oh well, guess it wasn't important.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 05 May 2016, 05:49:11
Oh that was just me stretching.
I need to oil my actuators
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 05 May 2016, 13:03:35
If that was your actuators they need far more than oil. They sounded actively pissed at you.   ::)
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 06 May 2016, 02:49:03
Well you know, I designed the Mk13 body to be cheap to replace, but I haven't exploded in a while.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 06 May 2016, 21:25:33
There is cheap, there is Cheap, and there is CHEEEEEEEEEAP!
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 15 May 2016, 04:44:11
There is cheap, there is Cheap, and there is CHEEEEEEEEEAP!

There is Target, Big 5, and Walmart
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 15 May 2016, 20:40:44
Hey! We resemble that remark!   ::)
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 15 May 2016, 23:03:30
Has WallyWorld branded your butt yet?
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 16 May 2016, 22:37:56
Well, they pretty much assume that they own it.  :(
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 16 May 2016, 22:53:46
Well, they pretty much assume that they own it.  :(

Well that's quite a bit of real estate  [neko] ;D ;)
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 17 May 2016, 22:29:22
Hey! I resemble that remark!  ;D
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 18 May 2016, 10:29:20
Ah it's good to be back in the Achoo.S.S.R
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 24 May 2016, 09:54:14
This is not a small Chevy truck   :P
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 26 May 2016, 12:02:03
This is not a small Chevy truck   :P

You almost qualify to own one:  Old and white.

You fail in that you have more brains than money
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 28 May 2016, 08:58:16
Hey! Now you guys are getting personal!   ;D
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 07 June 2016, 14:33:58
When are they going to close this dump?
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Wrangler on 07 June 2016, 14:40:33
Trashmen are on strike, didn't you see the picket line outside?  Something about they don't get paid enough to take care of this place!
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 08 June 2016, 17:25:23
Hell this place is even older than Weirdo!!!

TT
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 08 June 2016, 21:14:12
Well, us Olde Farts gotta have some old place to hand around and complain about the whippersnappers!
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 09 June 2016, 09:36:59
Kids these days with your omnimechs and your rap music
GET OF MAH LAWN
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 09 June 2016, 19:34:34
Hey I like the New Kids on the Block...

Not really, more like Gwar or Lords of Acid. But I do like Johnny Horton and werider.

Kyary Pamyu Pamyu- PONPONPON, Toybox- Tarzan and Jane, Mr Weebl's- Narwhal Song  :)

TT
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 10 June 2016, 23:17:24
It's all new crap to me! Confounded whippersnappers! Why I outta...








What was I talking about again?
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 10 June 2016, 23:20:44
Try quoting me...  ::)

TT
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 11 June 2016, 22:27:19
Say something worth quoting then........ ;D
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 18 July 2016, 10:26:35
Hell this place is even older than Weirdo!!!

TT

I have met Weirdo and he's not nearly as old as Achoo
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 18 July 2016, 21:12:58
I too have also met Weirdo. I can guarantee he is neither as old as me or anywhere near normal.

As for old, well, I turned 60 on Thursday last week so I am Olde.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Wrangler on 18 July 2016, 21:26:33
Not old, but improved and wiser with age.  Or craftier to outsmart the young-ins.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 18 July 2016, 22:01:17
I can't catch a PINKachoo even if I don't play Pokémon GO!.

TT
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Wrangler on 18 July 2016, 22:55:57
Recently a place i was working at posted a notice stating, *instert company name*achoo can wait.  Poke'mon NO!.  No distracted walking.  ;D
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 19 July 2016, 11:21:56
Not at Wal*Mart. We are Pokémon enabled. It's not as if their walking around distracted by looking for Pokémon is any different really from the way they normally wander about anyway.  8)
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 20 July 2016, 10:41:39
I too have also met Weirdo. I can guarantee he is neither as old as me or anywhere near normal.

As for old, well, I turned 60 on Thursday last week so I am Olde.


Happy belated Birthday!  Mine was on the 10th
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 20 July 2016, 19:31:45
Happy belated birthday to you as well!
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 09 August 2016, 12:18:39
Man this place really stinks
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 09 August 2016, 20:06:02
I don't think Achoo has thrown out any of the spoiled food for a while.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 09 August 2016, 21:41:43
I think his pile of used tighty whiteys might have something to do with it
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 09 August 2016, 22:05:59
Well, excuuuuuuuse me! Housekeeping is a little slow cleaning things up around here.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 10 August 2016, 00:19:56
Well you hired Clang-a-Cleaners

The most horrifying thing ever seen in a French Maid outfit
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 10 August 2016, 04:57:53
I think his pile of used tighty whiteys might have something to do with it
The most horrifying thing ever seen in a French Maid outfit
Those both sound like Wombat's ideas.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 10 August 2016, 10:04:18
Meh, I have heard worse ideas. Some actually from Wombat.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 10 August 2016, 10:10:54
*Wombat walks out in a French Maid outfit two sizes too small*
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 11 August 2016, 00:32:49
I work at  Wal*Mart. I have seen much worse than that.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 11 August 2016, 19:19:24
I work at  Wal*Mart. I have seen much worse than that.

Oh I had to go there today in the hood.  Damn that's just too much culture for me
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 12 August 2016, 22:58:31
Try working there eight hours a day, 40 hours a week. Nothing surprises me anymore.


Dismays me, yes

Surprises me, no.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Wrangler on 14 August 2016, 11:34:51
"It "the thread" keeps going."

*Inserts large Energizer Battery into the back of Achoo*
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 14 August 2016, 19:44:53
HEY!  :o

Watch where you are trying to insert that battery!  >:(
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 14 August 2016, 23:50:06
Damn!  That's a lot of D cells  :o
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 16 August 2016, 17:27:30
Laugh it up! Would you like to have somebody dup a lot of D Cells on you?
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Wrangler on 16 August 2016, 19:18:17
Considering that was in your back and not your butt.  Find it odd.....how you took that way..
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 17 August 2016, 12:21:03
I wouldn't want to be slapped up the head with a D cell
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 30 August 2016, 10:44:14
Considering that was in your back and not your butt.  Find it odd.....how you took that way..


I took it that way because it was funny to take it that way. I am kind of anal that way.  :P
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 13 September 2016, 11:52:22

I took it that way because it was funny to take it that way. I am kind of anal that way.  :P

We're behind you 100%  ;D
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 13 September 2016, 17:13:07
Just keep your hands off of my butt.  8)
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 13 September 2016, 17:59:42
I never place my hand near a black hole
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 13 September 2016, 18:43:11
That pun was bad and you should feel bad.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Wrangler on 13 September 2016, 20:06:08
I guess Achoo has Puns of Steel.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 13 September 2016, 21:24:01
Pungeon master?
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 14 September 2016, 10:13:16
PUNTASTIC COMEBACKS! You must be punitively punished by Attila the Pun!
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 14 September 2016, 18:21:36
Unless Attila likes Fudge Poopsicles...

TT
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 15 September 2016, 18:04:55
SQUIRREL!
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 15 September 2016, 22:03:56
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/ba/76/61/ba7661bf63df07871ee263838202991f.jpg)

TT
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Wrangler on 15 September 2016, 23:30:11
You guys need stop squirreling around.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 16 September 2016, 00:55:21
SQUIREL!
WHERE!?/size]
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Sharpnel on 16 September 2016, 05:01:39
:points in no particular direction at all:

OVER THERE!
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 16 September 2016, 19:52:53
SQUIRREL STAMPEDE!
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 17 September 2016, 10:34:03
Last year I killed 59 ground squirrels  #P

This year only 34
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 18 September 2016, 19:40:19
They learned who to hide from. Their organized I tell you! Organized! They post sentries and everything!

OOC: One of the funniest things I ever saw was a Squirrel Deck for Magic. If he got started properly his opponents could not kill off the Squirrel hordes fast enough. Much cursing ensued.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 18 September 2016, 21:38:36
They learned who to hide from. Their organized I tell you! Organized! They post sentries and everything!

OOC: One of the funniest things I ever saw was a Squirrel Deck for Magic. If he got started properly his opponents could not kill off the Squirrel hordes fast enough. Much cursing ensued.

They are organized and they do have sentries.  No joke
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 20 September 2016, 13:20:48
They even sort of have snipers that throw things at you. Open Season had that right!
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Wrangler on 20 September 2016, 19:00:47
They even sort of have snipers that throw things at you. Open Season had that right!

Which one?

(http://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140617202137/looneytunes/images/f/f4/1235471162_duckrabbitseason-2.gif)
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 20 September 2016, 22:34:38
This one.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 21 September 2016, 10:57:24
Squirrel season is over - so sad
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Sharpnel on 21 September 2016, 11:02:41
Around here (where I live) squirrel is never over. Damn their chittering!
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 21 September 2016, 11:12:03
They are bad here but I seriously reduced the population last year.  This year a little more
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 23 September 2016, 18:56:14
        Ninja Squirrels!                 They are watching you!                     They see your every move.                         Be afraid. Be very, very afraid.       
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Wrangler on 23 September 2016, 19:13:19
Worst...
(http://www.rayfowler.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/jedi_squirrels_with_lightsabers.jpg)
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 25 September 2016, 17:59:32
The most dangerous squirrel of all...........
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 26 September 2016, 18:24:34
Hey Mopar? Found this...

For content purposes... Link kid unfriendly.

https://teespring.com/shop/beamechanic?utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=google_shopping&aid=ts-boosted-pla&gclid=CjwKEAjwjqO_BRDribyJpc_mzHgSJABdnsFWpRpgQenB28_Ew5gYjn5l8EBwwoKcB1-HrdS9GAT2DBoCk__w_wcB#pid=401&cid=6645&sid=front (https://teespring.com/shop/beamechanic?utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=google_shopping&aid=ts-boosted-pla&gclid=CjwKEAjwjqO_BRDribyJpc_mzHgSJABdnsFWpRpgQenB28_Ew5gYjn5l8EBwwoKcB1-HrdS9GAT2DBoCk__w_wcB#pid=401&cid=6645&sid=front)

TT
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 11 October 2016, 14:02:50
Hey Mopar? Found this...

For content purposes... Link kid unfriendly.

https://teespring.com/shop/beamechanic?utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=google_shopping&aid=ts-boosted-pla&gclid=CjwKEAjwjqO_BRDribyJpc_mzHgSJABdnsFWpRpgQenB28_Ew5gYjn5l8EBwwoKcB1-HrdS9GAT2DBoCk__w_wcB#pid=401&cid=6645&sid=front (https://teespring.com/shop/beamechanic?utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=google_shopping&aid=ts-boosted-pla&gclid=CjwKEAjwjqO_BRDribyJpc_mzHgSJABdnsFWpRpgQenB28_Ew5gYjn5l8EBwwoKcB1-HrdS9GAT2DBoCk__w_wcB#pid=401&cid=6645&sid=front)

TT

I like it but my wife would not approve  ;D
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 12 October 2016, 10:39:24
Besides, if you bust the nut you are not doing it the right way.  ::) O:-)










Just sayin'   :P
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 14 October 2016, 20:12:48
there is some truth to what the old guy is saying
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 17 October 2016, 23:34:18
Don't let these moments alarm you. They pass.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 18 October 2016, 05:07:31
meh.  I pulled my alarm fuse anyway
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 19 October 2016, 10:48:55
meh.  I pulled my alarm fuse anyway

and your brain fuse which appears to be only a 1/2 amp circuit
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 21 October 2016, 22:59:37
I thought his brain had fused a long time ago. Let me check my notes....

*shuffle* *shuffle* *shuffle* It's here somewhere......oh, here it is.

I was wrong. His brain refused. What it refused isn't all that clear, but I think it had something to do with paying attention......
I could be wrong. I wasn't really paying attention because I was eating a Milky Way bar at the time.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 23 October 2016, 12:16:07
Let me check.

*opens up BoP's brain chamber and examines the circuit*

Well this explains it.  His brain circuit is just a Betty Crocker Toaster Oven with a 25W bulb.

Looks like someone left some Pop Tarts in there.

And the bulb is burned out
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 23 October 2016, 16:58:45
Sounds like a " Wombat was Here. " deal...

Wonder where that blue disaster is now, and up too. Anyone?

OCC: Really miss the funnies with wombat involved.  :(

TT
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 23 October 2016, 20:43:43
It bothers me to admit that I miss my archnemesis, the Azure Bane

Someday it may manage to escape from the Capellan Confederation.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Wrangler on 23 October 2016, 20:44:28
Wombat?!!? *Wrangler poops out from under the wooden hard floors with a thump*

Man, i have heard of anything from him since his bombing of presents last Christmas with the bar he made into a DropShip.  Maybe Achoo has gotten too cute for him to mess with now evolving into a Pikachoo type from a pink magician demon thing.

OOC:  She lurking around but she doesn't come to visit with us here.  Be nice she come out retirement and visit once an a while.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 27 October 2016, 11:36:46
OOC:  I doubt most of us could understand life in Hong Kong.  It's very different and probably takes too much time and money than this place can justify. 
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Wrangler on 27 October 2016, 14:00:06
OOC:  I doubt most of us could understand life in Hong Kong.  It's very different and probably takes too much time and money than this place can justify.
OOC: Wasn't she living outside of Hong Kong with her family rending out from Max Liao (not kidding)?  I've only been to Hong Kong once before the 1997 change over China rule.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 28 October 2016, 09:50:49
OOC: IIRC she lives just north of Shenzhen, which is just north of Hong Kong. And IIRC the name of her boss is, or was, quite literally Max Liao. And IIRC she has problems posting on CBT because for some reason the site loads fonts or something from Google and Google is forbidden in China. Quite literally forbidden and blocked.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 30 October 2016, 12:02:11
OOC: Then by all means we should be able to, on your next China trip, drop a line to her, whoever gets a chance and say we miss you.

Pours some cleaner on Wrangler because he pooped on the floor. Bad Wrangler! BAD.    * hits wrangler with a newspaper roll *
*Wrangler poops un the wooden hard floors with a thump*

TT
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Wrangler on 30 October 2016, 13:40:30
*Ouch*ouch* Drat my typo-ness getting the better of me...*ouch*
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 30 October 2016, 15:41:14
Bad Wrangler! Bad Wrangler! You poop up on the poop deck!
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Wrangler on 30 October 2016, 18:37:41
Well, the poop deck was bit pooped.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 30 October 2016, 21:10:17
That is what it is for! We just hose it down and flush the mess to the thread below us now. We could not do that before CBT moved us up out of the basement.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 31 October 2016, 11:03:08
OOC: IIRC she lives just north of Shenzhen, which is just north of Hong Kong. And IIRC the name of her boss is, or was, quite literally Max Liao. And IIRC she has problems posting on CBT because for some reason the site loads fonts or something from Google and Google is forbidden in China. Quite literally forbidden and blocked.

OOC:  Need to check that out.  Google isn't blocked but the China filter makes it unGodly slow. 
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 31 October 2016, 20:08:54
If you are in Hong Kong proper, no problem.

If not, big problem.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Wrangler on 31 October 2016, 21:36:00
We need be careful, were in a undead thread....

OOC: Happy Halloween! (http://emojipedia-us.s3.amazonaws.com/cache/58/e2/58e211877440d96b170e6416ac0770c9.png)
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 02 November 2016, 22:10:03
It's not undead. It's just mostly dead.  8)
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 04 November 2016, 18:47:24
If you are in Hong Kong proper, no problem.

If not, big problem.

Many hotels in China have a HK IP so the network is not too bad
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 06 November 2016, 13:12:46
I will have to take your word on that. Have never been there. Probably never will.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Wrangler on 06 November 2016, 18:25:36
Waitminute, your the Mighty Achoo!  Cousin of Mighty Magician Aku.  Don't you got some kind of pull in Southeast Asia on Terra?  I'm sure you'd get easy accommodation.  Or crash at your cousin's couch for a week or something.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 07 November 2016, 01:49:04
Nope.   }:)


Restraining order.   O:-)


It's complicated.... :-X
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 07 November 2016, 04:43:34
Fortunately, it's MUCH easier to undo the future that is Achoo than the future that is Aku.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 07 November 2016, 11:54:42
I will have to take your word on that. Have never been there. Probably never will.

You ain't missing much
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 08 November 2016, 15:27:37
I didn't think I was.  O0
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 09 November 2016, 11:48:27
Jeez!  This place looks like a post election hangover
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 10 November 2016, 23:38:04
Keep it down. Some of us are dying here.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Wrangler on 11 November 2016, 07:09:15
What!??!? There zombies in here?!?
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 11 November 2016, 14:40:31
Keep it down. Some of us are dying here.

Want me to summon the Weasel Medics?
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 12 November 2016, 13:17:59
Not really. Getting run over multiple times while those weasels are looking for someone ti take to the hospital leaves me feeling rather run down.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 13 November 2016, 00:59:47
I bet having the ambulance wheel over top of you leaves you rather tired
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Wrangler on 14 November 2016, 21:48:31
Well, when the ambulance runs Achoo down i think he's just feeling run downed a bit.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 14 November 2016, 22:04:54
More than a bit, actually. Actually it leaves me feeling completely run down.   #P
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: wolfgar on 25 November 2016, 19:55:43
More than a bit, actually. Actually it leaves me feeling completely run down.   #P

but that is why they only charge a flat rate
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 25 November 2016, 23:00:42
That leave me feeling a bit crushed....... 8)
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Wrangler on 28 November 2016, 07:30:17
What you guys going ask Wombat *cough* I mean Santa for Christmas.

*Looks around the bar made out of a upside down Tiamat-Class DropShip*  I'd dare say new interior, i feel like were in a set of a space dinner horror film.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 01 December 2016, 23:45:49
I seek nothing. Which I probably get in abundance.  O0
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 02 December 2016, 03:14:38
Get Achoo a coal fired dropship.
He's got plenty of fuel for it by now.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Wrangler on 02 December 2016, 06:50:00
I thought he had plenty of fuel, because he's already gassed up.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 03 December 2016, 12:15:21
I hope that Achoo gets Christmas off from work
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Wrangler on 03 December 2016, 13:09:34
I'm sure he will have christmas off, but he still got run his bar.  ^-^
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 04 December 2016, 17:03:56
Dear Santa~

I wish to have my friend safe and sound and back online for Christmas. That persons name is Wombat, he is blue and fuzzy and very naughty to Achoo. Sometimes he can be a handful but he is very much missed. Why else but the Minon of Wanton Destruction can do but not have fun at our expense?

Thank you Mr. Santa Claus sir.
Yours truly,
Truetanker and friends.

Hehe...

TT
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 04 December 2016, 22:13:28
I hope that Achoo gets Christmas off from work

It is the only day of the year where WalMart closes. Grudgingly.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Wrangler on 04 December 2016, 22:59:52
sEE, Santa "WomBat" came through again!

*drinks more spiked Egg Nogg*
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 05 December 2016, 20:57:01
* Swaps Wrangler's spiked Nog for a Peppermint-flavored Fusionnaire. *

+
Fusionnaire
 4 1/2 oz lemon juice
 3 oz vodka - ( peppermint flavor instead of traditional )
 1 1/2 oz peppermint schnapps
 1 1/2 oz lemonade schnapps
 1 1/2 oz rum
 serve chilled in a tall glass over ice

Your welkome!
TT
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Wrangler on 06 December 2016, 14:48:12
WhY ThaNk yOu....*begins to see triple and everyone looks like a Wombat*
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 06 December 2016, 18:16:10
* Bangs a soft Gong near Wrangler *

 >:D >:D >:D >:D

TT
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 06 December 2016, 18:26:04
* Bangs a soft Gong near Wrangler *
Bring out yer dead
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 07 December 2016, 10:30:30
It is the only day of the year where WalMart closes. Grudgingly.

I didn't know that.  Merry Christmas
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 07 December 2016, 10:31:17
* Swaps Wrangler's spiked Nog for a Peppermint-flavored Fusionnaire. *

+
Fusionnaire
 4 1/2 oz lemon juice
 3 oz vodka - ( peppermint flavor instead of traditional )
 1 1/2 oz peppermint schnapps
 1 1/2 oz lemonade schnapps
 1 1/2 oz rum
 serve chilled in a tall glass over ice

Your welkome!
TT

That's waaaaaaaayyyy to much lemon juice
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Wrangler on 07 December 2016, 11:31:20
*Wrangler grasps his hears as the gong bounces him out of seat*

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!! The Bell's have toll!
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 07 December 2016, 12:12:26
Too many Ding Dongs in here
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 12 December 2016, 00:29:06
Ding Dong Your Brain Is Dead,
You Got Nothing Inside Your Head.
Ding Dong Your Brain Is like Totally Dead!
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Wrangler on 12 December 2016, 07:29:47
*Ironically, Ash from the Evil Dead arrives with his boom stick and blasts the dead brain* *BANG!*
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 12 December 2016, 14:06:28
* Ash looks at Achoo *

 " Gimme some sugar, Baby! "


TT
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Wrangler on 12 December 2016, 21:29:53
(http://mediacdn.snorgcontent.com/media/catalog/product/optimized/7/f/7f4ff56e84dd2c328d1ebcf2d1f070cb/hailtothekingbaby_newthumb.png)
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 14 December 2016, 15:38:16
Yo!  She-bitch.  Let's go!
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 14 December 2016, 22:56:48
I am not even going to try and touch any of this.    8)
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 15 December 2016, 10:41:21
Go on and go home you big chicken!
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 19 December 2016, 11:11:59
Naw....I just don't have any industrial strength hand sanitizer that can get this load of crap off of my hands.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Wrangler on 20 December 2016, 00:02:40
*Wrangler sits at the bar the blue wonder (wonder?) pops up from behind the bar use high pressure fire hose to clean off Achoo and most his cloths right off his body*

SPLASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 20 December 2016, 01:28:16
Naw....I just don't have any industrial strength hand sanitizer that can get this load of crap off of my hands.
There's a 55 gallon drum of it out back. 
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 21 December 2016, 20:44:25
No thanks. I am kind of wet at the moment.   #P
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Wrangler on 23 December 2016, 08:05:20
*Sneaking from the corner of the dank and dirty bar with a t-shirt that reads "LOVE THIS PLACE", the ever Xmas happy Wombat makes a early appearance. He takes a slightly used Poke'Ball from his pouch and gives it roll right under now fully dressed Achoo. With thump of what could have sounded like Wombat's trademark fart (it wasn't this time...maybe) a full size Christmas Tree with all the dressings, garland and midnight treats pops out of the ball and up Achoo' back of his shirt (Does a pink Pikahu looking guy need a shirt?).

Bong!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Christmas Tree with Achoo as it's "Star" grows to its full height of 12 feet. Fortunately (for Achoo) the Bar's main saloon area was  one of the Cargo holds of the DropShip the Bar was built out of.*


Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 24 December 2016, 13:58:58
PINATA!

TT

 >:/!
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Wrangler on 25 December 2016, 17:13:38
*Twas the night before Christmas, when all thro’ the bar,
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse;
The Achoo was hung up on the Christmas Tree with care (thanks to Wombat)
In hopes of Wombat, the Christmas savior would arrive deliver new round of drinks to the patron who tend the bar again.

Then as  Achoo snoors in the middle of the night.  A strange Dropship made out of odd bits and blocks stone, junk, and used parts screamed over head around midnight.

It is the Wombat has arrived, as he carpet bombs the bar and neighborhood with his mech size presents as he flies quickly by.

He shouts across open frequency "Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good night!"  As he continues across the sky.

Bar is spared most of the xmas carnage, but many angry neighbors shake their fists at the willy Wombat as he flies by for his latest deliveries of Xmas presents made quiet expensive mess on this most holy of nights!*
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 26 December 2016, 11:30:59
God I hate Christmas
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Wrangler on 26 December 2016, 14:24:52
Tell the neighbors about it! i think i see over yonder a upside down 2750 vintage Atlas BattleMech sticking out of the what left someone's house's roof!
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 27 December 2016, 02:39:05
I really hate Christmas. I really do.  >:(
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Wrangler on 27 December 2016, 07:07:35
At least a BattleMech didn't land on the bar, thou it properly bounced.

Waitminute...*Wrangler walks out notices a Pillager bounced off the "roof" of the Dropship/bar and smacked HIS Thunderhawk he had parked next to it. *

Dang nabbit!  Now i need a tow!  I knew i thought I heard a thump in the middle night while i was sleeping off my drinks!
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 27 December 2016, 22:55:11
You not going to get a tow out here without having to pay them hazardous duty pay. For some reason this place is considered to be a war zone by the recovery crews.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 28 December 2016, 18:28:03
You not going to get a tow out here without having to pay them hazardous duty pay. For some reason this place is considered to be a war zone by the recovery crews.

It's listed as Wombat Free Range Territory
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Wombat on 29 December 2016, 12:33:26
"Free range?"


**big floopy marsupial grin**
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Wrangler on 29 December 2016, 13:04:40
*Wrangler on the phone as he had to pay extra to have his T-Hawk tow/salvaged/flatbeded/flatbread(?) away using the Pillager as a means to pay...maybe...be nice ride...ANYWAYS.  He seems to be arguing with ACME Mechalube make sure his Arms aren't put on backwards AGAIN.  Then his eye turns to eyes to the Wombat and wonders...what mischief he's about inflict on the bar....*
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 30 December 2016, 00:58:30
Free range Wombat is some good eatin'
*materializes shotgun*
com'ere
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Wombat on 30 December 2016, 07:22:15
[Naturally BirdofBrey fails to notice the ACME™ label on the shotgun which materializes in his hands with the barrel curiously pointing backwards. Wombat smiles a toothy grin as he pulls the trigger, making BirdofPrey's head do a particular magic trick that is not recommended at children's parties. Wombat pulls a telephone receiver out of his pouch.]

"Hello? Yes this is Wombat. How did I dial the number considering I don't have the ability to read the numbers on the phone? Plot device. Where is the Statue of Liberty? I really can't comment on that right now due to the shortage of donut glaze in the Capellan Confederation. But enough about me. I need a pickup. Yes please, inept ACME™ ambulance service will be fine. Please bill it to Achoo. I have his credit card right here, hang on lemme give you the number."

[Wombat looks at the stolen appropriated credit card for a few minutes. When he can't read the card, he proceeds to pull a credit card reader out of his pouch and swipes it a few times.]

"...did you get that? Good. Can you also add a dozen roses, seventeen pounds of flapjacks, and a bumper from a 1972 Ford Pinto on that delivery?"
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 30 December 2016, 15:47:47
I have gotten an Urbie for a present, I shall paint it a fuzzy blue and place a Liao decal on it and name it Wombat after you!

Hope all is well, and Mopar did it with Achoos help. Me and BoP saw it.

TT
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Wrangler on 31 December 2016, 09:33:26
It appears that Bird of Prey has fallen Prey to the Wombat.

Hope his spare heads aren't filled up with those peanuts Wombat's always chewing on.

*gets back on the phone calling Mechalube about fixing his T-Hawk while sipping a beer.*
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 01 January 2017, 01:48:35
Can you call my mechanic instead?

Hope his spare heads aren't filled up with those peanuts Wombat's always chewing on.
Wait, is THAT where all my microchips are going?
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 02 January 2017, 08:20:39
Probably. Wombat just grabs things, calls them peanuts and starts chewing.  >:D
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 02 January 2017, 13:43:32
Probably. Wombat just grabs things, calls them peanuts and starts chewing.  >:D
Shame they don't make Wombat any smarter.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Wrangler on 02 January 2017, 18:15:11
Well at least Wombat will get his iron.  Ahhh BoP, doesn't that downgrade your hmmm thinking power?  ???
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 02 January 2017, 21:30:35
BAD COMMAND OR FILE NAME
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Wombat on 02 January 2017, 22:34:55
[Wombat leaves for a bit with a slice of banana and three pounds of bacon in his paws, presumably to make a make-shift trap for a Chinese deliveryman. Don't ask. Wombat returns a few minutes later with a stolen Vespa and three orders of Kung Pao Chicken. No fortune cookies.]
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 03 January 2017, 12:37:35
I would like to point out my innocence in this whole thread
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Wrangler on 03 January 2017, 14:43:35
Denial the first sign of guilt....
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 03 January 2017, 16:40:49
No guilt is the first sign of guilt.

Denial is #56
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Wombat on 04 January 2017, 06:27:54
"...isn't that a river in Egypt?"

[Wombat, now dressed as a very short and blue fuzzy Pharaoh, nods as if answering his own pun. He then looks around for a bit and, when nobody answers, he pulls a bottle of XXL-sized ACME™ beard and mustache growing creme out of his pouch and pours in on his fuzzy blue chin. Within seconds, Wombat grows a beard on his beard, so that his beard has a full luscious beard of it's own. Wombat smiles his approval and sticks his own head in his pouch for a few thousand selfies.]
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Wrangler on 04 January 2017, 07:08:58
*Wrangler gets a alert from his smart phone and notices the Internet is down.*

Dang, Nabbit!  Wombat broke the internet with his selfies!
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 04 January 2017, 14:02:25
[MM walks by doing the Egyptian]
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: BirdofPrey on 04 January 2017, 14:12:33
ABORT? RETRY? FAIL?
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 04 January 2017, 22:17:49
Try "Reset"


It might work.


But don't count on it.


Meanwhile I will just be over here trying to avoid drawing Wombat's attention.
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Wrangler on 04 January 2017, 22:53:53
*Wrangler looks over and notice Achoo is literately glowing.*
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: truetanker on 05 January 2017, 20:21:49
[Command]: Logtree
[C/]: Pswrd- Shift/Alt/Ctrl
[C/]: IMPUT-Denied
[C/]: Pswrd-BoP Restart
[C/): Pswrd-Access granted
[C/]: Command : CATSTRT
[C/]: Systemtree REBOOT v.2z


There you should all be set... Now there may be some lingering after market programs that I use to hack, but they sometimes need a pswrd...  >:D I made sure those pswrds weren't uploaded. You should have a minty aftertaste when you try some of the new upgrades such as when going Faser than Light speed.

TT
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Wombat on 05 January 2017, 23:35:45
"....hey, how did I get nuclear fleas?"

[Wombat waddles over next to Achoo and quickly exchanges pants with him so that, Wombat is naked and has Achoo's pants draped over his widdle head, and Achoo is wearing Wombat's marsupial suit...with nuclear fleas.]
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: MoparMessiah on 06 January 2017, 17:58:13
Don't worry Achoo.  I think those things have a 1/2 life
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 10 January 2017, 01:22:05
Well, that is possibly an improvement over my no life. [Tosses Wombat's Wombat suit at Mopar, which oddly lands on him in a way where the open top of the Wombat suit lands on top of Mopar, leaving him trapped inside of the suit upside down on Mopar. (Where that leaves Mopar's head is best left not said. Just saying......)
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Wombat on 10 January 2017, 12:33:15
[The marsupial suit lands on Mopar, screams, and begins quoting Weird Al lyrics. Wombat (now completely naked across the room), looks up and gives his marsupial suit a thumbs up. Well not really a thumb since Wombat doesn't have thumbs, but at least a paw up.]

**the marsupial suit farts**
Title: Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
Post by: Weirdo on 10 January 2017, 13:52:49
Sorry, but this thread has dried out. If you want to keep things unpleasantly moist, your gonna need a new one. :)