Author Topic: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo  (Read 140881 times)

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Cyborg?  There can be only one cyborg
*fires EMP blast at TT*

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Please Frail, do not interrupt me.

* Proceeds to ECCM BoP *

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EMP not ECM

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ECCM not EMP or ECM. Not that it makes any difference.

[The water level in the lair has risen enough that the exhaust fan is now directly sucking water and spraying in into the sky and creating quite the current in the water in the lair. Meanwhile Achoo is still washing out the lair, having climbed out through one of the numerous really large holes in the roof of the underground lair.]
« Last Edit: 10 August 2015, 09:52:25 by The Mighty ACHOO »
If you are waiting for me to go out of my mind you will have to wait. The exits are not clearly marked and the doors open the wrong way. Oh, and the doors are trapped!

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Sits above the water level on the stairs*

Whenever you're ready Achoo, i'll throw the lever
Wolf wins every fight but one, and in that one he dies, his fangs locked on the throat of his opponent.

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Wait,
wait, I wanna throw a cherry bomb in there first

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I think Wombat is still in there somewhere. Use a full stick or two of dynamite.  ::)
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*BoP comes back with a basket of depth charges*
Just two?

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Knock yourself out. Who knows, you might accidentally knock some sense into Wombat's widdle head.
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*pulls the lever to flush the lair*

throw them in BoP, see if we can blow this bitch out
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heh heh heh
FIRE ONE
*dumps in a couple charges*

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* Rips open a 55 gal. drum of industrial Pink Bubble Bath soap. *

Pink enough for ya Achoo?

 [watch]
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That is, if true tanker doesn't beat me to it. He makes truly evil units.Col.Hengist on 31 May 2013
TT, we know you are the master of nasty  O0 ~ Fletch on 22 June 2013
If I'm attacking you, conventional wisom says to bring 3x your force.  I want extra insurance, so I'll bring 4 for every 1 of what you have :D ~ Tai Dai Cultist on 21 April 2016
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Just pour it into the giant flush pit and let it bubble!
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With all these bubbles, you'd think were in a Lawrence Welk themed bar!
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* Gives BoP a rubber ducky float ring to wear. *

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That is, if true tanker doesn't beat me to it. He makes truly evil units.Col.Hengist on 31 May 2013
TT, we know you are the master of nasty  O0 ~ Fletch on 22 June 2013
If I'm attacking you, conventional wisom says to bring 3x your force.  I want extra insurance, so I'll bring 4 for every 1 of what you have :D ~ Tai Dai Cultist on 21 April 2016
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Nav_Alpha: That THING... that is horrid
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Tiny bubbles
In the wine
Make me happy
Make me feel fine

Tiny bubbles
Make me warm all over
With a feeling that I'm gonna
Love you till the end of time

So here's to the golden moon
And here's to the silver sea
And mostly here's a toast
To you and me

So here's to the ginger lei
I give to you today
And here's a kiss
That will not fade away

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Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
« Reply #1306 on: 05 September 2015, 07:51:19 »
Achoo - the Don Ho of Battletech  ;D

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Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
« Reply #1307 on: 07 September 2015, 20:16:12 »
Damn skippy!  ^-^
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Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
« Reply #1308 on: 08 September 2015, 04:25:51 »
What's up Crumugeon?


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Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
« Reply #1309 on: 08 September 2015, 08:46:07 »
Dare i ask where your friend, the blue marsupials is?  Isn't he like the that Manei Domini saying cornie saying "I'll be back" or something.
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Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
« Reply #1310 on: 08 September 2015, 16:05:20 »
What's up Crumugeon?

It's Curmudgeon, not Crumugeon. Misspelled words get underlined so that you know they are misspelled you Idjet!
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Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
« Reply #1311 on: 09 September 2015, 04:01:36 »
Maybe he is just a lovable rouge

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Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
« Reply #1312 on: 09 September 2015, 08:08:16 »
It's Curmudgeon, not Crumugeon. Misspelled words get underlined so that you know they are misspelled you Idjet!

Iz ya a Engrish teacher now?


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Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
« Reply #1313 on: 09 September 2015, 16:29:56 »
Naw, just somebody who actually speaks it.
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Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
« Reply #1314 on: 12 September 2015, 21:51:02 »
TT doesn't understand the question...

Habla no Chopy-chopy. You rickshaw ryce?

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TT, we know you are the master of nasty  O0 ~ Fletch on 22 June 2013
If I'm attacking you, conventional wisom says to bring 3x your force.  I want extra insurance, so I'll bring 4 for every 1 of what you have :D ~ Tai Dai Cultist on 21 April 2016
Me: Would you rather fight my Epithymía Thanátou from the Whispers of Blake?
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Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
« Reply #1315 on: 13 September 2015, 14:13:15 »
Naw, just somebody who actually speaks it.

I thought you only mumbled it  ;D

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Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
« Reply #1316 on: 13 September 2015, 14:26:32 »
You know, I think the Mighty ACHOO should have a fire sale of all the surviving memorabilia from his Lair, so fund a new Lair.

Hmmm, hope that blue critter doesn't hear the word "Fire" in there.
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Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
« Reply #1317 on: 13 September 2015, 17:10:08 »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBekXg5LxSg

You said fire!  Hehe..

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That is, if true tanker doesn't beat me to it. He makes truly evil units.Col.Hengist on 31 May 2013
TT, we know you are the master of nasty  O0 ~ Fletch on 22 June 2013
If I'm attacking you, conventional wisom says to bring 3x your force.  I want extra insurance, so I'll bring 4 for every 1 of what you have :D ~ Tai Dai Cultist on 21 April 2016
Me: Would you rather fight my Epithymía Thanátou from the Whispers of Blake?
Nav_Alpha: That THING... that is horrid
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Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
« Reply #1318 on: 13 September 2015, 20:05:09 »
When you say fire sale, you mean Achoo is selling everything that is actually, currently on fire right?

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Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
« Reply #1319 on: 14 September 2015, 21:22:09 »
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If you are waiting for me to go out of my mind you will have to wait. The exits are not clearly marked and the doors open the wrong way. Oh, and the doors are trapped!