The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo

[Wrangler]

Uh-oh. The big man pop a fuse up stairs.  He wrecking the rest of the Lair's surviving swag.  :o

[MoparMessiah]

I hate when my Vodka catches fire

[The Mighty ACHOO]

I hate it when it is time to replace the bar before we get to 50 pages.  8)

[Wrangler]

Well, your the mighty Achoo!  I'm sure you can dig deep to pull from the ground a new bar to try get away from it all while getting plenty of drinks.

[MoparMessiah]

I hate it when it is time to replace the bar before we get to 50 pages.  8)

Well the disco decor really needed to go

[The Mighty ACHOO]

It was in the original plans filed by Trueheart waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay back in the day. We will just redecorate it after it gets here.

[MoparMessiah]

What about your Disco ball collection and Donna Summer autographed pumps?

[The Mighty ACHOO]

Wombat got them looooooooooooooooooooooooooooong ago.

[Wrangler]

Don't worry, I'm sure you can get replacement ones via ComStar-EBay or WoBway.

[The Mighty ACHOO]

Naw, I'm good. Used the insurance money to buy beer.

[MoparMessiah]

Yes but did you have to get Keystone Light?   #P

[Wrangler]

If we do something illegalish, won't the Keystone Cops show up?

[The Mighty ACHOO]

They do. All the time.

[truetanker]

I'm back...

Stupid ACME weasle Ambulance took me to the wrong hospital, and then I had the wrong operation done...

TT

( Real life , I had an accident at work and did stay at a hospital that lead to real surgery on my foot. Sucks to be me. )

[The Mighty ACHOO]

Well, get off your butt and start mopping the floor. We got a hell of a mess here that needs to be cleaned up for the concrete pour that is going to fill up this hole. The nee hole for the lair is already under construction at a location I will not disclose because it is supposed to be a secret.

(Sorry to hear about your hospital stay. Hope everything works reasonably well again.)

[truetanker]

OC: It " tingles " as the nerve endings heal.... but I'm ok.

IC: What!? Why me it was Wrangler that made that hole there, not me... blame wombat!

TT
( Thanks )

[truetanker]

Besides I found a car for Mopar to drool over that spot.



Should help fill it soon.

TT

[Wrangler]

Listen here, son.  I had nothing to do with the destruction here. 
That varmint Wombat was the critter that was making holes in this fine establishment.

I'd hide that nice ride before, Wobbie come in and take it for a ride.  ;)

OC: Glad your on the mends, Truetanker!

[The Mighty ACHOO]

I am not assigning blame about who made the big hole. We've all done it at one time or another. We Just need to clean the damn place up enough so that we can fill the hole. And no fair putting the mess into the hole. If you want to put it into a hole make a hole someplace else where you can shovel the debris into.



Crap, That sounded like something which may require me to run for cover.....................

[truetanker]

Isn't this what trboturtle's granddaddy use to say?

TT

[The Mighty ACHOO]

LOL! Roger dat! Duck and Cover, not Cover your Duck, That is something entirely different..... :P

[truetanker]

Mr. Achoo-Claus?

Can I have for chistmas a Twerkin' Santa ana oversized Ninja turtle? A Gas Monkey oil can for Mr. Mopar, a small kennel for Wombat ana nice suit of for Mr. Wrangler, pease?

Tank chu Mr. Achoo-Claus.

Also pease, a can of Rust-EZ for Mr. BoP, so he do not rust in the sun.

TT O:-)

{Better?  }:) }

[BirdofPrey]

No fancy suit for BoP?
Every girl crazy for a sharp dressed bot

[Wrangler]

I certainly would be styling!

[The Mighty ACHOO]

There will be no Christmas this year. The Maskirovka dealt with him.

[Wrangler]

*sneaking from a dark corner in the bar, Wombat grows....charged up!* Santa?!?  "NO.  I must save it!  It must go on!  To the North Pole I go!?!"
concocts scheme to save Christmas, realizes he's the only one for the job.  But how to get there?!?  Realizes that answer!  The BAR! Placed deep in the  dark and dank near bottomless pits of the Bar, there were engines that he earlier has "borrowed" from some DropShips pretending they weren't there in wide space of oversize parking lot for the bar.  Stealing certain wallet from a certain pink fellow, who left it on the bar AGAIN and grabbing truetanker's odd peanut bowl, Wombat heads down to the deep recesses of Lair, past some boarded signs marked "Deep 13".

Using Truetanker's nicely donated charger as the controls of what became Wombat's underground DropShip.
"At the wheel of a 69 Charger, low on gas, have a DropShip made of various borrowed parts, and bar on top." Put some dark-dark RayBand TM glasses on, "Let do this!"

*suddenly lair lurches upward from it's exBrian Castle foundation flings into orbit sending Bar's occupants fling out of the remains of the bar becomes nose cone of bizarre earth works DropShip heading skywards with Achoo's beloved toilet danging on the side of it.*

[The Mighty ACHOO]

[Achoo floats down under a parachute as the remains of his underground lair, and the bar, rocket up into space. He not so gently lands in the hole where the lair had been just as the first truck full of concrete arrives to fill up the hole.]

Driver: Uhm, this hole is bigger than we were contracted to fill in.
Achoo: Yes, I know.
Driver: We had a contract...
Achoo: Wombat incident.
Driver: Oh. Well, that explains that.
Achoo: Don't worry, I will pay for the extra concrete.
Driver: *sigh*
Achoo: *sigh*
Driver: I will call this in.
Achoo: I know. Just call up the plans for option..........I guess 34B.
Driver: You have that many optional plans for...
Achoo: I have hundreds. Wombat.
Driver: Riiiight, Wombat. We will get on it.
Achoo: Thanks. I will be waiting over here to see if the bar crashes.
Driver: The bar......crashes?
Achoo: Wombat. Turned the bar into a dropship. But it is not all that aerodynamic, all that well constructed, and Wombat is trying to fly it.
Driver: Crap...................Is there a bunker of something nearby?
Achoo: Option 34B.
Driver: Ohhh, we will get right on that!

[Achoo sits down in a lounge chair, sipping on a beer while he watches the bar and lair sort of careen around the sky chased by three assaulkt dropships trying to shoot it down.]

[truetanker]

Then I vote Achoo the Mighty to be Krumpus this year!

TT

[Wrangler]

[High in high orbital plane of the planet,  as Wombat's underground DropShip made junk, ferrocrette, and other unspeakable flings towards North Pole.  Wombat is jamming his head to a unspeakable Rasalhagian death-metal tune, where he notices his newly acquired dropship which he's nicked named "The Lair" is shuttering.  He first notices this by seeing the Sony wide screen television flickering between "I AM Wombat" triovideo cartoon show and image of three Tiamat class Dropships gaining speed on his' ship.  Sniffing a peanut from truetanker's donated peanut stash he liberated.  He then presses a random button on markshift console.]

**SHUTTER**  [From outside this towering and even more battered junkShip named "The Lair", a large Lifeboat is flung from the back of the ship. The lifeboat launches, yanking some piping of Achoo's bathroom from main body of the vehicle out. The boat begins spinning at super sonic speeds, smacking one of the three Tiamat-Class DropShips causing it to loose control.  Causing one to career out of control and crash back into the hole where "The Lair" came from promptly landing nearly but not on top of Achoo in his comfortable chair.   While the tub from his bathroom clearly lands on top of him, bottoms up.]

KA-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[BirdofPrey]

This totally voids my warranty