Author Topic: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo (Read 140900 times)

Wrangler · « **Reply #1380 on:** 23 December 2015, 21:55:24 »

Watch out using that bathroom they installed, i think it's one of the exTiamat's escape pods.

BirdofPrey · « **Reply #1381 on:** 24 December 2015, 01:41:37 »

Wrangler · « **Reply #1382 on:** 24 December 2015, 22:59:12 »

[Mean while. Over heads of all of a unsuspecting world....flies perhaps the most bizarre dropship ever to fly the skies of any world. Flies the a dropship made of ferrocrette, mixed metal parts, some harden rock, and dropship parts from various ships that don't exist....

[Surveying the world at large, the Wombat. Glances over the screens of his newly decorated dropship controls, with monitors showing various targets of Christmas Cheer he wishes to spread across this world. Giving toothy smile, he spots what has become the new Lair of Achoo. Pressing with easy hand button. From perhap's ship's only *working* dropship door opens, drops large boxy object from the sky. Achoo on a rare moment in time, is on a evening stroll, is on receiving end of a large green and red gift box full of decades old Fruit Cake with TnT "candle" as it. then suddenly explodes with full Christmas might of the savior of the holiday, the Wombat!!]

***COMICAL EXPLOSION!!!!!!!*****
[As his odd-ball DropShip fly out sights, hunting for a another target on this holy of commercial nights.....it can be heard over open frequencies]

Quote from: Wombat

"Merry Christmas to all and to all a Good night!"]

MoparMessiah · « **Reply #1383 on:** 26 December 2015, 13:43:17 »

Merry Christmas Achoo!

And the rest of you guys

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #1384 on:** 26 December 2015, 22:16:02 »

[Loud SPLAT! as Achoo falls from the sky after getting blowed up by really old Fruit cake, which for some reason is falling to the ground around the entire area pretty much unaffected by the explosion]

^W_hy ^me! _W^hy _me ^al_l_the^time?

[rattling sound as Achoo shakes his head to clear it. He finally reaches into his ear and pulls out a fruit cake, which he tosses aside.]

Somebody blow up Mopar next time! It's his turn to get blowed up!

MoparMessiah · « **Reply #1385 on:** 27 December 2015, 10:02:10 »

I'm too young to be blown up :D

Wrangler · « **Reply #1386 on:** 27 December 2015, 12:22:08 »

Quote from: MoparMessiah on 27 December 2015, 10:02:10

I'm too young to be blown up :D

Well, your not too young to be recalled by Fiat-Chrysler.

MoparMessiah · « **Reply #1387 on:** 27 December 2015, 17:35:14 »

Quote from: Wrangler on 27 December 2015, 12:22:08

Well, your not too young to be recalled by Fiat-Chrysler.

I don't think any of my Chrysler Products were ever recalled but then again my newest one is a 1999

Clangador · « **Reply #1388 on:** 17 January 2016, 03:21:42 »

And your newest idea is from 1899. Just staying. No judgements... (Okay maybe a few.)

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #1389 on:** 17 January 2016, 14:07:51 »

What can one say? Mopar just loves the moldy oldies!

Clangador · « **Reply #1390 on:** 17 January 2016, 15:55:05 »

*puts a small construction crew in Achoo's mind to mark the exits*

Wrangler · « **Reply #1391 on:** 17 January 2016, 19:11:43 »

*spies nano-size drone shaped Wombat sneak into Achoo's mind a put a sign over one of the his ear's entries reading* "abandon all hope ye who enter here" ..smaller print "there be no one living here!"*

MoparMessiah · « **Reply #1392 on:** 18 January 2016, 01:06:55 »

Quote from: The Mighty ACHOO on 17 January 2016, 14:07:51

What can one say? Mopar just loves the moldy oldies!

Hey I thought we weren't going to talk about my underpants! >:(

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #1393 on:** 18 January 2016, 01:43:55 »

I wasn't. I was talking about moldy oldies, not moldy underoos. }:)

BirdofPrey · « **Reply #1394 on:** 18 January 2016, 05:42:01 »

Attention: Anti mold radiation burst will commence in 5 minutes.

Wrangler · « **Reply #1395 on:** 18 January 2016, 11:47:42 »

*Wrangler jumps into the new old bar's command deck below the bar!* Time to get some shelter...

MoparMessiah · « **Reply #1396 on:** 19 January 2016, 23:19:59 »

Quote from: The Mighty ACHOO on 18 January 2016, 01:43:55

I wasn't. I was talking about moldy oldies, not moldy underoos. }:)

These are Special Edition Superman Underoos!

Clangador · « **Reply #1397 on:** 20 January 2016, 01:09:11 »

MoparMessiah · « **Reply #1398 on:** 20 January 2016, 13:23:59 »

Clang has Wonder Woman underoos

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #1399 on:** 20 January 2016, 23:47:32 »

When did he steal them, and does she know about this mental myopia?

MoparMessiah · « **Reply #1400 on:** 21 January 2016, 14:36:28 »

He didn't steal them. He's been wearing them since 1972

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #1401 on:** 21 January 2016, 21:19:35 »

Talk about moldy oldies! :o

MoparMessiah · « **Reply #1402 on:** 22 January 2016, 15:19:31 »

What ever you do don't touch them.

Wrangler · « **Reply #1403 on:** 22 January 2016, 15:20:03 »

*Wrangler answers the phone, nods and turns to the bar and says*, "Hey, is there anyone here knows someone named 1972? They said they want underwoos back or somethin."

Clangador · « **Reply #1404 on:** 22 January 2016, 20:30:03 »

Fact: I'm wearing dirty underwear today. I count find any clean ones.

MoparMessiah · « **Reply #1405 on:** 23 January 2016, 12:06:20 »

Quote from: Clangador on 22 January 2016, 20:30:03

Fact: I'm wearing dirty underwear today. I count find any clean ones.

You never had any clean ones!

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #1406 on:** 27 January 2016, 00:36:10 »

no wonder you could not find any! You were counting them you big dummy! >:D

Wrangler · « **Reply #1407 on:** 27 January 2016, 06:04:01 »

Hmmm, that fruitcake the Wombat dropped.......is moving...run everybody!!

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #1408 on:** 27 January 2016, 23:11:38 »

RUN AWAY!

MoparMessiah · « **Reply #1409 on:** 28 January 2016, 15:14:00 »

RUN AWAY!!!!!