[Mean while. Over heads of all of a unsuspecting world....flies perhaps the most bizarre dropship ever to fly the skies of any world. Flies the a dropship made of ferrocrette, mixed metal parts, some harden rock, and dropship parts from various ships that don't exist....
[Surveying the world at large, the Wombat. Glances over the screens of his newly decorated dropship controls, with monitors showing various targets of Christmas Cheer he wishes to spread across this world. Giving toothy smile, he spots what has become the new Lair of Achoo. Pressing with easy hand button. From perhap's ship's only *working* dropship door opens, drops large boxy object from the sky. Achoo on a rare moment in time, is on a evening stroll, is on receiving end of a large green and red gift box full of decades old Fruit Cake with TnT "candle" as it. then suddenly explodes with full Christmas might of the savior of the holiday, the Wombat!!]
[As his odd-ball DropShip fly out sights, hunting for a another target on this holy of commercial nights.....it can be heard over open frequencies]
"Merry Christmas to all and to all a Good night!"]