Author Topic: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo  (Read 140888 times)

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*seeing opportunity for mischief, Wombat pulls off his pie-rator rifle and begins pie-ing everyone with custer filled pies with super-sonic force! Hitting Wrangler squarely in face flopping hind over and behind into back of the bar, where he clearly smacks BirdofPrey out of the the air, on to the ground smack truetanker multiple times!

*giving toothy smile, he sets it rapid fire and pies Achoo until pies comes out of his behind!*

Ouch
« Last Edit: 31 October 2016, 21:16:39 by Wrangler »
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Why is Wombat pooping pies?
If you are waiting for me to go out of my mind you will have to wait. The exits are not clearly marked and the doors open the wrong way. Oh, and the doors are trapped!

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WOOT! PAGE 51 ya....

Somebody needs glasses...

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Why is Wombat pooping pies?
*wipes the pie from his eyes*

He firing enough pies at you since it will come from your behind, Achoo.
"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
"No, it's a "Most Awesome Blues Brothers scene Reenactment EVER" waiting to happen." VotW Destrier - Weirdo  
"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants
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I'm staying away from the Chocolate Cream pie.

Just saying

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That's pudding pie in your pooper the hard way!  ::)
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Yeahhh  this thread is overdue for burnination

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BOP - try the pudding

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Great. Mopar is brown nosing it again.

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That is, if true tanker doesn't beat me to it. He makes truly evil units.Col.Hengist on 31 May 2013
TT, we know you are the master of nasty  O0 ~ Fletch on 22 June 2013
If I'm attacking you, conventional wisom says to bring 3x your force.  I want extra insurance, so I'll bring 4 for every 1 of what you have :D ~ Tai Dai Cultist on 21 April 2016
Me: Would you rather fight my Epithymía Thanátou from the Whispers of Blake?
Nav_Alpha: That THING... that is horrid
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Why do BoP assume da puddin' be brown? Does BoP mean Brown Old Puddin"?
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Why do BoP assume da puddin' be brown? Does BoP mean Brown Old Puddin"?

I think it's TT that is assuming it's brown

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Why do BoP assume da puddin' be brown? Does BoP mean Brown Old Puddin"?
HEY!
Don't go implicating me (again)

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HEY!
Don't go implicating me (again)

Proclaimed the guilty

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All evidence points to TT's guilt

He's a witch, he must BURN.

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Who wants some free BoP Industries product?

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That is, if true tanker doesn't beat me to it. He makes truly evil units.Col.Hengist on 31 May 2013
TT, we know you are the master of nasty  O0 ~ Fletch on 22 June 2013
If I'm attacking you, conventional wisom says to bring 3x your force.  I want extra insurance, so I'll bring 4 for every 1 of what you have :D ~ Tai Dai Cultist on 21 April 2016
Me: Would you rather fight my Epithymía Thanátou from the Whispers of Blake?
Nav_Alpha: That THING... that is horrid
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Burn, like with a Firestarter?
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Well, it certainly isn't like the burn after exercise. The only exercise we get around here is pressing our luck.
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This mission, should you choose to accept it, will self destruct in ten seconds.

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Can I just phone it in? I don't have any round tuits.  ::)
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The number you have dialed is not in service, or is assigned to a different area code.  Please check the number and try again, or hang up and then dial your operator.

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Can I just phone it in? I don't have any round tuits.  ::)

A friend of mine actually owns a round tuit - it's in the form of a wooden nickel

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Hate see a CBill that's wooden, comstar will have fits. Not hightech enough.  :D
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Hate see a CBill that's wooden, comstar will have fits. Not hightech enough.  :D

Not to mention the Primus would have splinters in strange places

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 :D
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Damn- this place just won't die

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This is the thread that will not die.  O0


No, I wont reprised 'The Song that will Never End"
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What about The Never Ending Story?
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Should have been the Put This Story Out Of It's Misery Story

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The problem is it didn't.  8)
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I wish the real Wombat would return. To pay respects to the threat he started.
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