Author Topic: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo  (Read 140860 times)

MoparMessiah

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Well boys I'm off to the Land of the Current Wombat - tootles
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Don't do anything I would do.... O:-)
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Shoebeedoobeedoo!
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So... SOMEBODY finally comes out of the closet!

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Hey! I got confused and walked through the wrong door! It's an honest mistake!
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Right.... no moonshine for you! More for Mopar to lube-gas up his ticker.

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That is, if true tanker doesn't beat me to it. He makes truly evil units.Col.Hengist on 31 May 2013
TT, we know you are the master of nasty  O0 ~ Fletch on 22 June 2013
If I'm attacking you, conventional wisom says to bring 3x your force.  I want extra insurance, so I'll bring 4 for every 1 of what you have :D ~ Tai Dai Cultist on 21 April 2016
Me: Would you rather fight my Epithymía Thanátou from the Whispers of Blake?
Nav_Alpha: That THING... that is horrid
~ Nav_Alpha on 10 October 2016

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Awwww man! Accidentally wander through the wrong door and they assume you are drunk! I was just confused! Happens when you get old!
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Like this thread.. already 52!  ::)

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That is, if true tanker doesn't beat me to it. He makes truly evil units.Col.Hengist on 31 May 2013
TT, we know you are the master of nasty  O0 ~ Fletch on 22 June 2013
If I'm attacking you, conventional wisom says to bring 3x your force.  I want extra insurance, so I'll bring 4 for every 1 of what you have :D ~ Tai Dai Cultist on 21 April 2016
Me: Would you rather fight my Epithymía Thanátou from the Whispers of Blake?
Nav_Alpha: That THING... that is horrid
~ Nav_Alpha on 10 October 2016

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Maybe they will let it get to a page count that is close to my actual age.  O0



Which will be 60 in July....... :o
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Right.... no moonshine for you! More for Mopar to lube-gas up his ticker.

TT

I'm fully lubed all the time thanks. 

I'm also back from Asia for now

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Managed to escape yet again, did you?
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*feeling frisky, finding the new version of The Mighty Achoo cute....through's a Poke'ball (tm) at  Achoo while he sneezes.  In his weaken state, Achoo is captured by Wombat as his new Poke'mon!*
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[For his impertinence Wrangler finds himself stuck inside of a Pokeball stuck inside of Wombat's pouch.]  O0
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*Wrangler wondering why heck HE's in the a Poke'ball.  Discovers that Poke'ball is actually a Tardis, he sets the controls some random destination that has beer. Making the ball, and apparently the WomBat disappear from time and space of the bar!*
"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
"No, it's a "Most Awesome Blues Brothers scene Reenactment EVER" waiting to happen." VotW Destrier - Weirdo  
"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants
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What was that strange grinding noise?












Oh well, guess it wasn't important.
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Oh that was just me stretching.
I need to oil my actuators

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If that was your actuators they need far more than oil. They sounded actively pissed at you.   ::)
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Well you know, I designed the Mk13 body to be cheap to replace, but I haven't exploded in a while.

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There is cheap, there is Cheap, and there is CHEEEEEEEEEAP!
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There is cheap, there is Cheap, and there is CHEEEEEEEEEAP!

There is Target, Big 5, and Walmart

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Hey! We resemble that remark!   ::)
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Has WallyWorld branded your butt yet?

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Well, they pretty much assume that they own it.  :(
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Well, they pretty much assume that they own it.  :(

Well that's quite a bit of real estate  [neko] ;D ;)

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Hey! I resemble that remark!  ;D
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Ah it's good to be back in the Achoo.S.S.R

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This is not a small Chevy truck   :P
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This is not a small Chevy truck   :P

You almost qualify to own one:  Old and white.

You fail in that you have more brains than money

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Hey! Now you guys are getting personal!   ;D
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