Author Topic: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo (Read 140875 times)

MoparMessiah · « **Reply #1560 on:** 07 June 2016, 14:33:58 »

When are they going to close this dump?

Wrangler · « **Reply #1561 on:** 07 June 2016, 14:40:33 »

Trashmen are on strike, didn't you see the picket line outside? Something about they don't get paid enough to take care of this place!

truetanker · « **Reply #1562 on:** 08 June 2016, 17:25:23 »

Hell this place is even older than Weirdo!!!

TT

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #1563 on:** 08 June 2016, 21:14:12 »

Well, us Olde Farts gotta have some old place to hand around and complain about the whippersnappers!

BirdofPrey · « **Reply #1564 on:** 09 June 2016, 09:36:59 »

Kids these days with your omnimechs and your rap music
GET OF MAH LAWN

truetanker · « **Reply #1565 on:** 09 June 2016, 19:34:34 »

Hey I like the New Kids on the Block...

Not really, more like Gwar or Lords of Acid. But I do like Johnny Horton and werider.

Kyary Pamyu Pamyu- PONPONPON, Toybox- Tarzan and Jane, Mr Weebl's- Narwhal Song :)

TT

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #1566 on:** 10 June 2016, 23:17:24 »

It's all new crap to me! Confounded whippersnappers! Why I outta...

What was I talking about again?

truetanker · « **Reply #1567 on:** 10 June 2016, 23:20:44 »

Try quoting me... ::)

TT

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #1568 on:** 11 June 2016, 22:27:19 »

Say something worth quoting then........ ;D

MoparMessiah · « **Reply #1569 on:** 18 July 2016, 10:26:35 »

Quote from: truetanker on 08 June 2016, 17:25:23

Hell this place is even older than Weirdo!!!

TT

I have met Weirdo and he's not nearly as old as Achoo

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #1570 on:** 18 July 2016, 21:12:58 »

I too have also met Weirdo. I can guarantee he is neither as old as me or anywhere near normal.

As for old, well, I turned 60 on Thursday last week so I am Olde.

Wrangler · « **Reply #1571 on:** 18 July 2016, 21:26:33 »

Not old, but improved and wiser with age. Or craftier to outsmart the young-ins.

truetanker · « **Reply #1572 on:** 18 July 2016, 22:01:17 »

I can't catch a PINKachoo even if I don't play Pokémon GO!.

TT

Wrangler · « **Reply #1573 on:** 18 July 2016, 22:55:57 »

Recently a place i was working at posted a notice stating, *instert company name*achoo can wait. Poke'mon NO!. No distracted walking. ;D

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #1574 on:** 19 July 2016, 11:21:56 »

Not at Wal*Mart. We are Pokémon enabled. It's not as if their walking around distracted by looking for Pokémon is any different really from the way they normally wander about anyway. 8)

MoparMessiah · « **Reply #1575 on:** 20 July 2016, 10:41:39 »

Quote from: The Mighty ACHOO on 18 July 2016, 21:12:58

I too have also met Weirdo. I can guarantee he is neither as old as me or anywhere near normal.

As for old, well, I turned 60 on Thursday last week so I am Olde.

Happy belated Birthday! Mine was on the 10th

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #1576 on:** 20 July 2016, 19:31:45 »

Happy belated birthday to you as well!

MoparMessiah · « **Reply #1577 on:** 09 August 2016, 12:18:39 »

Man this place really stinks

BirdofPrey · « **Reply #1578 on:** 09 August 2016, 20:06:02 »

I don't think Achoo has thrown out any of the spoiled food for a while.

MoparMessiah · « **Reply #1579 on:** 09 August 2016, 21:41:43 »

I think his pile of used tighty whiteys might have something to do with it

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #1580 on:** 09 August 2016, 22:05:59 »

Well, excuuuuuuuse me! Housekeeping is a little slow cleaning things up around here.

MoparMessiah · « **Reply #1581 on:** 10 August 2016, 00:19:56 »

Well you hired Clang-a-Cleaners

The most horrifying thing ever seen in a French Maid outfit

BirdofPrey · « **Reply #1582 on:** 10 August 2016, 04:57:53 »

Quote from: MoparMessiah on 09 August 2016, 21:41:43

I think his pile of used tighty whiteys might have something to do with it

Quote from: MoparMessiah on 10 August 2016, 00:19:56

The most horrifying thing ever seen in a French Maid outfit

Those both sound like Wombat's ideas.

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #1583 on:** 10 August 2016, 10:04:18 »

Meh, I have heard worse ideas. Some actually from Wombat.

MoparMessiah · « **Reply #1584 on:** 10 August 2016, 10:10:54 »

*Wombat walks out in a French Maid outfit two sizes too small*

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #1585 on:** 11 August 2016, 00:32:49 »

I work at Wal*Mart. I have seen much worse than that.

MoparMessiah · « **Reply #1586 on:** 11 August 2016, 19:19:24 »

Quote from: The Mighty ACHOO on 11 August 2016, 00:32:49

I work at Wal*Mart. I have seen much worse than that.

Oh I had to go there today in the hood. Damn that's just too much culture for me

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #1587 on:** 12 August 2016, 22:58:31 »

Try working there eight hours a day, 40 hours a week. Nothing surprises me anymore.

Dismays me, yes

Surprises me, no.

Wrangler · « **Reply #1588 on:** 14 August 2016, 11:34:51 »

"It "the thread" keeps going."

*Inserts large Energizer Battery into the back of Achoo*

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #1589 on:** 14 August 2016, 19:44:53 »

HEY! :o

Watch where you are trying to insert that battery! >:(